5 Cute facts about D.Va -She's a girl! -She's a pro gamer! -She's going to be in heroes of the storm -D.VA!!!
Hudson Russell
> "TRACER'S DOWN, REVIVE HER!"
Ian Cook
Quality contributions. Off to a good start.
Evan Campbell
delet this
Gabriel Lee
>don't care about wins or losses >only do comp placement matches because don't care too much about getting golden weapons >just dick around with friends in quickplay, arcade modes, and make fun of how terrible the ai is in "Play With AI" >never have to go through the headaches and stress people who subject themselves to competitive
who /comfy/ here?
Cooper Allen
Ah yes, Hanzo, because a sniper that can oneshot non-tanks without his ultimate also needs an AoE ability for some fucking reason.
Austin Morgan
>it's a team decide to defend random side rooms instead of the objective episode
Mason Morris
Play HotS.
Luis Anderson
Fuck you, give me the D.Va quest first.
Elijah Taylor
but i already did the quest
it's pretty fun to reck the bots with sgt. hammer
Josiah Turner
You know you still need to do the inital genji quest right?
Angel Collins
>I'm actually retarded and need validation
Thomas Foster
>/hotsg/ gets triggered every time blizz adds an ow hero Wew lad
Elijah Phillips
>tfw winning with a meme comp
Brandon Sullivan
how's those grey hairs looking user
Adam Kelly
Yeah, have that. Now i need to wait till may cause blizzard is too lazy to patch OW now and add her skin.
Dylan Torres
*how are
Brayden Price
guys ive been playing overwatch recently having a lot of good games playing in around the same time period 7am - 3pm when all the kiddies are at school
heres the catch
the only way its been for me is by sticking with zen and making a really racist asian voice while doing my call outs and making a few jokes in between,
i was 2700 yesterday
and today ive had the worst possible teamates, no cooperation, no mics, always fighting with eachother.
i think some people have reported me and ive been placed in the naughty pool
game is rigged
Joshua Cooper
I'll keep you safe, Lena!
Bentley Foster
I want D.Va to unleash some police bruatality on me and my little friend, if you catch my drift.
Aiden Gutierrez
Why is leaver penatly a thing for quick play? It's fucking quick play, it's drop in drop out
Leo Flores
>All the genjifags crying that people can get the hots skin again on the official forum
William Sullivan
Just asking, would you rather:
Shoot at the enemy Reinhardt for 20 seconds, kill it and then kill the Ana behind him
OR
Shoot at the Ana first, then shoot at Reinhardt and end the fight in 5 seconds ?
People always seems to take the wrong choice.
Alexander Foster
too bad the overwatch player base is so low IQ that even if you make that call out they wont adjust
Angel Perez
Why is that even a problem? It's ridiculous to think that Blizzard wouldn't make it available again
Noah Reed
>B-but much exclusive skin
Dylan Richardson
Muh*
Cooper Barnes
I'm not quite sure I follow. Elaborate?
Jack Myers
Genjifags are going to cry anyway one month later for the Oni skin they somehow missed.
Matthew Lee
>decide to go back to comp now that the Orisa craze must be over >manage to win my first 2 matches, get a combined total of 90 SR >get matched with retards >lose 11 matches in a row >lose about 120 SR >finally win a match >still get 38 SR
So the game is pretty much admitting that it's putting me with retards to make me lose and that I don't belong at my current rating.
Isaiah Gomez
the oni and police d.va skins will be available in standard lootboxes eventually according to jeff
Dominic Martinez
How many games was it for the first challenge anyway? It was over 10, wasn't it? Sucks to be them.
Noah Roberts
Prayers are answered
Jaxson Collins
where did he say that?
Josiah Wilson
>playing an fps on console
Joseph Howard
It was 15.
John Robinson
I've had leavers in almost every game for about three weeks now.
Evan Harris
Let's be honest, Amelie was getting black dick on the side with her relationship with Gerard. That's how she got captured by the way, one of the black guys she was getting deep dicked by was working for Talon. Amelie did this because Gerard worked too much or was busy eating Ana's muff.
Easton Flores
user, just so you understand, in that 11 games losing streak, we had a match where the enemy team had a leaver and we lost.
But I'm not trying to downplay what you're going through. I feel your pain.
Ethan Smith
Who here /accidentally click right quadrant instead of back and duplicate the emote/voice line every time/ here?
Jackson Diaz
Who would you join Tracer and Winston's Funwatch or the edgy elderly?
Aiden Lewis
>muh cuck fetish
Josiah Rodriguez
Dont have a pc, not really into video games but for some reason this game caught my eye not even my console either
Thomas Robinson
I'd like to suck a fart from Fareehas ass if you know what I mean
Luis Moore
Can you blame him?
Evan Gray
...
Joshua Foster
>Queue for game >Skirmish for like 2 minutes >Join a game, waiting for players... >Kicked to menu >Join game, waiting for players... (all different to last time) >Kicked to menu >Skirmish for another 2 minutes with all new people >Finally join an actual game with none of the people I just met
Is this shit happening to anyone else because it's frustrating as fuck. Takes me like 5-6 minutes to solo queue into a game.
Daniel Collins
Is this sort of post reportable?
Landon Harris
Holy shit, the Eternal Sniper...
>gibraltar >on attack >guy named "Pooper" insta-picks Widow >refuses to switch >"lol u guys never broke 2400" >point out I have never won on attack with a widow >"just watch me" >we lose without even getting the payload to the first point >tell him he's failed to prove me wrong >defense >he picks reinhardt and charges off cliffs til we lose >"u dont deserve to win ur shitty"
Kill me.
Ian Sanders
Shitposting is always reportable.
Zachary Gonzalez
i'm the nice guy, or i try to be
Xavier Campbell
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Jayden Miller
>you never broke 2400 >thinking reaching anything under 3500 is worthy of praise You're only KIND OF starting toplay the game properly at masters, and in GM matches start to get cnsistant (until the inevitable matchmaking fucku taht either leads to FREELO stomps or being matched against a top 500 six stack)
Caleb Clark
Ok. I'm decent at online FPS, but I am completely retarded with Mobas. How do I figure out Overwatch without getting overwhelmed by the number of classes and strategies that need figuring out and adaptation on the fly during a match? Should I focus on playing a character that I'm somewhat useful at (getting kills/objective) or keep switching regularly and hope to get better at everything but slower? I'm shit at every character, less shitty with D.Va, Widowmaker, Ana and Hanzo, but there's no Offense hero I can manage to play decently so far.
Gabriel Lewis
>he thinks 3500 is good
Look at that shitter.
Aaron Wood
Funwatch so I can see side characters I like slowly join Overwatch.
Logan Long
How many cucks of the storm games do I need to get the D.Va skin?
Jaxson Perez
Step out of the car, now!
Kayden Brown
The amount of loot you get in hots is insane. Almost suffering loot box opening fatigue.
Alexander Scott
>play this game >be really shit at aiming and team fighting >blame my team mates all game >pick the guy doing slightly better than me and make sure my team knows the reason we are losing is him >he doesnt say anything >he swaps heroes and we start winning for a bit >go back to losing shortly after >get really triggered at my inability to play the game at a competent level >post a fluff piece about myself on /owg/ instead of dealing with it
Ryan Ross
Isn't she 15?
Eli Martinez
I'm not sure what you seem to be implying.
Carter Watson
>he thinks overwatch is an ASSFAGGOT
It's more like TF2 than anything else. With 23 classes instead of 9.
Joshua Martinez
And into bed? Okay.
Juan Bennett
Also is there a point in using vocals in a Quick match setting? It seems nobody talks at low ranks.
I'm also shit at TF2, but that does help me getting in the proper mindset. D'you have advices for a whack ass noob?
Jack Cook
>gets caught out of position at literally 1hp >flies to nearest dead teammate and presses q >gets away scot-free with at least 1 fully healed meatshield while she can regen health because invincibility lol
Who did this.
Jordan Nelson
Dumb post of the century.
Nolan Watson
Did I say I think 3500 is good? I said that's when you're STARTING to play the real game. Anything below master is just roflstomps. If you're not at least 4300 you can't say you're good at the game.
Ian Reed
>the developers of Overwatch are ass guys
While I do like a nice ass, when will we get a female character with delicious knockers?
Tyler Wood
>he thinks 4300 is good
Oliver Evans
I didnt play any OW today because of HotS. Its loot system is crazy good.
Andrew Thomas
>Have to engage in assfaggotry for overwatch skins What did I do to deserve this?
Austin Thomas
Top 500 is pretty good, yeah.
Thomas Ward
I just did 2 games of HotS. I've never played a MOBA before. It feels both extremely overwhelming (even just the UI) and boring at the same time. I think I hate it. I'll probably stop playing after I get the D.Va skin.
I actually did not expect to be this overwhelmed by it. I thought it could be a fun experience.
Tyler Rogers
if you REALLY don't want to do it you don't have to. jeff said the skins should be coming to stantard lootboxes
Connor Hernandez
Please arrest me.
Ian Brown
The problem is some heroes in HoTS are easy mode and fun while others just make you die alot and suck. You can try them all out though.
Nathaniel Scott
assfaggots are for children with adhd.
Logan Rodriguez
>suck dick at hitscan >play nothing but widow for like 2 weeks >decide to practice cowboy next >my flicks and tracking are on point now
Adrian Long
>he thinks top 500 is good
If you're not making money off a competitive career, you're shit tier like everyone else.
Ryder Robinson
I'm hesitant to try other heroes out, there's so many and I still don't understand fundamental parts of the game. The learning curve seems so steep. I just played Lucio because I figured he'd be easy for me to learn. Which he was. I basically just stood next to people healing while they slowly won the game.
So it's this weird combination of being extremely easy to the point of boredom and being so vast that I feel like I have no idea what's going on.
Jacob Martin
Wew
Lucas Morris
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Robert Flores
>thinks being esports player is good If you're not making money off selling dumb children some "lootboxes", you're "piss ate shit"-tier like everyone else
Xavier Gonzalez
Yeah, but no timeframe was given They haven't even given Sombra her sit and laugh emotes
Bentley Reyes
...
Robert Clark
>he thinks I'm not in an E-sports team user...
Ryder Rogers
Just pick assassins they get powerful fast and set up lots of kills which make your team happy. Then the game becomes like 2d Overwatch. Tanks are also good.
Connor Barnes
I picked diablo and slammed people around for five games. As long as you won't need to actually win those games, it seem like little price to pay to get the D.Va skin asap. Will probably get the spray and 10 boxes as well.
Luke Fisher
This is hilarious. Does tumblr really hate everything?
Ian Perez
>thinks being alive is gud
You're trash tier until you become a skeleton.
Luis Campbell
I
Lincoln Perry
>he plays video games for a living
Have fun thinking about what you left behind on your death bed.
Justin Brown
reporting in! i stopped doing placement matches after season 2. you don't even get anything from them except a dumb icon. i play exclusively easy bots and any co-op vs AI events in arcade on the lowest difficulty. haven't even played a pvp game in months. feels great to be able t eat dinner with one hand and the other hand playing the game and winning.
Wyatt Barnes
Is it an American thing to fervently hate the police? I don't get it.
Christian Hughes
Diablos a good choice. The challenge is easy as pie. Just do easy mode ai fights.
Mason Clark
They're basically Veeky Forums's evil twin, but don't realize it