What's the best car to get laid?

What's the best car to get laid?

It doesn't matter. You don't take your car into clubs and bars the places you pick up women.

Any car worth more than you'll earn the next 10 years.

Gopro old man fuck taxis pornhub.

Better invest your money in a gym membership.

p.s. I've read Elliot's manifesto. He started some exercise routine, but he quit it soon. He was a quitter, who wanted to see effortless and fast results and sperged out every time he didn't get it from the universe. Something tells me Op is just like him.

I've been working out in the last 4 years and i can safely tell it's not really good for picking up women.

You know what's nice and easy?
buy her a fucking drink and have a conversation.
just like old times nigga.

For you? Probably a cargo van.

well first of all women only care about cars to an extent.

1. Does it look nice
2. What brand is it?

If you have a car that is clean and looks well maintained than you should be good, its not going to get you laid but the women won't be turned off by the fact that you have some POS beater that smells of balls.

And then there is the whole brand thing which may or may not get you laid depends on what type of girls you are going after. Do you really want a girl that would only fuck because of your car?

>buying things for women hoping that they'll like you

She's gonna get drunk on the alcohol you paid for then fuck Tyrone, cucc.

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Black BMW 328i (E92)

The cute girl I see at Whole Foods every Saturday is definitely going to see my Audi though

>Whole Foods
>Audi
She's going to be turned off by your materialism.

Ask any woman if they've ever gone home with the guy who bought them drinks, the answer is no.

Holden Commodore, or Falcon AU if unavailable.

>Implying women won't lie so you don't think they are easy whores
>Implying women don't put social status over anything else

If women put social status over all else then they definitely aren't going home with some drink-buying cuck who puts himself at the bottom of the dominance heirarchy during their dirst interaction.

If I was trying to get disposable pussy I wouldn't mind fucking golddiggers desu

>1 beer
>drunk

Of course she's not going home with you because you brought a beer, it's just for breaking the ice.

You haven't done this before, haven't you?

Newer 3 or 5 Series bimmer or any Maserati, drive to ASU campus and profit.

Shit, nigga, you mean I've got to buy a Chiron or a vintage Ferrari?

>talking to a woman who would even consider fucking a negro

You could show your keys

Did that butthurt asiasn manlet not even have a turbo LMAO.

These little fucks are fucking pussy wagons. Anyone who disagrees is a virgin

It was a regular base 3 series

lmao fucking poor people

you can get this used one for a steal

>I've read Elliot's manifesto
Me too, some of that shit is unbelievable.
He actually believed he was "destined" to win the lottery, and got more and more upset every time he didn't win.

>if they've ever gone home with the guy who bought them drinks
It happens.
Just nowhere near as frequently as guys like to believe. In general, clubs are one of the worst places (odds-wise) to pick up women.

more like lmao people under 5'10"

Manlets should be gassed

The one that (you) aren't driving

women are for faggots i just want to drive fast

Get one of these

Toyota Camry

Disposable pussy doesn't see your car.

>driving a niggernose

>tfw nicer car even though supreme gentleman was way richer than me

I don't understand how

Obviously mommy bought it for him and figure all 3s were the same.

Did anyone ever buy it up?

No she isn't. Women, especially those who do their shopping at Whole Foods, secretly love materialism.

I don't understand how le supreme gent couldn't get a gf. Dude wasn't ugly at all, did he have like super autism or something?

Mazda Miata.
Oh, you meant by women?

>*cough* *cough*
>sorry you were saying something about my Miata?

A hearse

Would Veeky Forums drive this Miata unironically?

Well to be fair he probably told her "get me any bimmer so I can get laid"