/pdg/ - Payday:The Heist, Payday 2 and John Wick Chronicles General

Outsmarted Edition

Last Pro Job >Workshop Manual
overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Nobody cares what the pressure gauges say if they're using the calculator
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group full of shitters:
steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
UPDATED*: pastebin.com/tygApnyc
*may or may not contain a virus

>Weapon skin previews
pd2stash.com/

>Daily dose
instagram.com/p/BQurVANglNV/?hl=en
youtube.com/watch?v=rAkUx83NTUw&index=5

>Poll
poal.me/dnkcs

Other urls found in this thread:

cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/richard-vallieres-sentencing-1.4090811
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

First for gay scalies.

I like this one better

Wanted to ask again, has the way the prompt for the customize menu been changed, I cant find it anywhere

>Three(3) seperate threads
C'mon, buddies...

We,ve hit a new low. :(

is that enough?

Post Jacket, especially the one where he jumps in puddles on Heat Street, I miss it from my collection

everyone should make their own thread

NAH TAKE IT ALL

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Nah its just a complication

AUGH FUCK, THINK THAT ONE HIT THE BONE
ANYONE GOT A MEDIC BAG?

Payday 3 crew
>Dallas
>Chains
>Jacket
>Kento

And Sydney.

And Bodhi

>nigger
I think you mean
>Dallas
>Dragan
>Jacket
>Kento

And Bonnie.

The only nigger here is you

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>Dallas
>Dragan
>Hoxton
>Sydney

Define edge

>being triggered because someone insulted your pet chimp
lol

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why are we still here

>tfw no other game like payday but without the cheese skills

leaving this world is not scary as it sounds

>What is PD:TH

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jacketfags please leave

>hating on jacket
how

That's not a KSP
But I want it in game, free, like a free Brenner or maybe a better RPK

>shitter doesn't have jackit

try

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this is /hotlinepayday/ now motherfucker

t. shitney player
go fap to your sonic elsewhere

>pretend to be just one person just to continue shitposting
How sad.

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Don't use the pink one anymore I redrew it a little

sydney's just as bad, thanks

Will draw the jacketo of your choice in exchange for one piece of trivia about payday/hotline miami
If your trivia sucks you have to give me another fact

Jacket spends a fortune on cassette tapes

Jacket is secretly gay and wants to fuck sokol

Jagged is a fagged fug :DD

Payday trivia #47/99: Jacket is shit

Pig butcher lived/imagined living in Jacket's old apartment

Colonel is the founder of 50 Blessings

Richard mask is named after rooster>cock>dick>Richard

Draw Jacket punching a dozer wearing the Biker helmet

he's a real human bean

vastly overestimated how good i am at drawing
will get to the other prompts later

post dragan

nice

nice

nice

finally a man of good taste

>We will never have a free PKP LMG
>We will never have it be a free version of the Brenner
>We will never have a bullpup modification that increases range

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cyka blyat

rice

it means faggot in russian

idi nahuy

nice

I was actually drawing something like this but with tony
It's a proper drawing instead of the doodles I post here so you might see it after a long time, but I will definitely get to this
Thanks for actually posting trivia

Will you draw my gay OC beating someone up for money

No sorry
My art's not even that good you should commission someone else

I think it's cute
I like artstyles that look dynamic and adorable

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Am i right that game force you to use dodge build on OD because armor is useless on OD? I hate it

yes

i beat all of od using muscle/kingpin once it came out and my buddy used armorer entirely

it's absolutely possible to use armor

What's good, heisters? New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Bain It Up! (bain_4_jobs)
- I Will Take With Impunity (kosugi_3)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Jacket's Secret Identity (daily_secret_identity)
Brought to you by Jacket.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

Quick question before i go to sleep,does jacket have broad shoulders or just a narrow waist

Use anarchist with LWBV if you want speed and the armorer 2 second bonus

Armor isn't useless on OD, just stop being dumb and actually try to cover

If you are going to go doge better go FULL dodge

cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/richard-vallieres-sentencing-1.4090811

>Vallières was found guilty of theft, fraud and trafficking stolen goods. During his trial in Quebec Superior Court, he said that he had filled the barrels with water. His lawyer argued he had been coerced to fill the barrels with water by a man who carried a gun.

Bobblehead Bob Maple Syrup Heist DLC when?

>$18.7 mil of maple syrup
No way this shit is that valuable

Day of the rake fucking when

Rake melee when

>he doesn't have Criminal Intent set as his main menu song

You realise that's for 3,000 tonnes, right?

You steal enough of something, it's worth plenty.

3,000 tonnes = 3,000 * 1,000 kg = 3,000,000 kilos of maple syrup.

That's about $9 a kilo, or about $4/lb of syrup.
Googling "Maple Syrup density" gives me 1.37g per mL which translates to about 730mL per kilo.

And that's pure syrup, not the diluted shit in your grocery store.

We get it user, you're a dedicated shitposter whoopie you

It's not.

Quebec artificially inflates the maple syrup prices by hoarding them in the warehouse instead of selling it.

Shit I did the math wrong.

It's $6 per kilo, ~$2.60 per pound.

I wonder how he was planning to sell all that

Robbers never do the selling themselves.
At least, most of them don't.

They sell it to a fence for pennies of the actual price to a fence because (a) any money they get is pure profit, and (b) getting rid of the goods ASAP is better to not get caught with. It's the same reason why people try to dump shit at pawn shops all the time.

How good does kingpin hold up on od?

Reminder that %2 was too good for this world

F

insta kicked :^)

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No one knew about it, shame that the fag updated BLT itself to get rid of autists

Depends on how you use it.

Either for regenerating health or pseudo immunity for 6 seconds, injector on a 20-30 second cooldown. Same health bonuses as muscle.

I've heard some people say that the high damage on OD shuts down the immunity, but I've honestly never seen that happen.

>be host
>type %2 in chat
>autist screeches on pdg

Is sociopath a good deck? The showdown ability seems pretty fucking cool

>I've heard some people say that the high damage on OD shuts down the immunity, but I've honestly never seen that happen.
Snipers.

>haven't played in 2 years
>decide to redownload
>remember all the bullshit DLC

Any DLCs in particular I should be prioritizing?

DLC Unlocker.

Show what you don't have
>inb4 u poor
75% sale every single fucking time

>Show what you don't have

PAYDAY 2: The Golden Grin Casino Heist
PAYDAY 2: Sokol Character Pack
PAYDAY 2: Gage Ninja Pack
PAYDAY 2: Yakuza Character Pack
PAYDAY 2: Gage Chivalry Pack
PAYDAY 2: The Point Break Heists
PAYDAY 2: The Goat Simulator Heist
PAYDAY 2: The Wolf Pack
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Character Pack
PAYDAY 2: Biker Character Pack
PAYDAY 2: The Biker Heist
PAYDAY 2: John Wick Weapon Pack
PAYDAY 2: Gage Spec Ops Pack
PAYDAY 2: Scarface Character Pack
PAYDAY 2: Scarface Heist

No
Yes
Yes
No
YES
No
No
Yes
Yes
Consider
Consider
Yes
Yes
No
No

thank you

>PAYDAY 2: The Golden Grin Casino Heist
Pay to win Taser melee.
>PAYDAY 2: Sokol Character Pack
Grinder is worthless now. The Val is the worst AR in the game, even below the AMCAR.
>PAYDAY 2: Gage Ninja Pack
Poison used to be OP when OD hit, not anymore.
>PAYDAY 2: Yakuza Character Pack
Katana melee used to be OP before OVERKILL_Jules trashed all melee weapons.
>PAYDAY 2: Gage Chivalry Pack
Crossbows are OP and part of the OD meta with dodge builds.
>PAYDAY 2: The Point Break Heists
Baby Deagle and Ice Pick melee used to be OP. Not anymore.
>PAYDAY 2: The Goat Simulator Heist
Fuck Goat Sim.
>PAYDAY 2: The Wolf Pack
If you had the PD:TH DLC you should have it.
>PAYDAY 2: Sydney Character Pack
Anarchist is one of the best armour perk decks in the game. If you're not a dodgefag, you get this or Armorer with your ICTV. Ignore the shits who say that ICTV is bad. They're the kinds of losers who unironically think dodge BV builds were good since they were introduced during Wanker Breakout.
>PAYDAY 2: Biker Character Pack
Almost OP shotgun. Not worth $7.
>PAYDAY 2: The Biker Heist
Pointless DLC.
>PAYDAY 2: John Wick Weapon Pack
Reskins of existing weapons.
>PAYDAY 2: Gage Spec Ops Pack
Arbiter is a center-of-screen nade launcher with no projectile arc (goes straight). Borderline pay to win.
>PAYDAY 2: Scarface Character Pack
>PAYDAY 2: Scarface Heist
Worthless.

>>PAYDAY 2: The Golden Grin Casino Heist
>Pay to win Taser melee.
There is a free taser, the knuckles are actually good
>inb4 le faster swing
Knuckles have a better hitbox if that is anything It actually is

The only shit that I'm going to fight here