Let's have a running from the cops stories thread

farquit
farquit

Let's have a running from the cops stories thread

me a couple of months ago
licence suspended because I rolled a stop sign
nobody knows though
friend's mom wants me to drive her to the airport 120km away for $80
sure, I need the money
drop her, everything's good
on the way back
looking at waze carefully to anticipate to speed traps
trap coming up after a tunnel, no way to avoid it
going 10km/h under the speed limit, everything is good
car on the rightmost lane that I kept as cover from the cops stops 200m before the cops for some reason
SHIT
cops stands in the rightmost lane and signals me to stop
brain shortcircuits and just blow past
OH SHIT
look at the mirror, cops are getting in their 1200cc BMW pursuit bikes
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH FUCK I'M SO FUCKED
step on it a bit, now going 150kmh (limit is 120kmh)
I think I lost them
I see an exit, thank god
stop by a convenience store and get soda to buy some time
continue on the collector lane for a bit
intersection coming up WITH A FUCKING COP RIGHT THERE
oh shit oh shit I'm fucked they're looking for me on the radio
stop, nervous as fuck, cop say nothing
continue to my city shitting myself
no cop ever stops me again

I did it.

All urls found in this thread:
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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

2 land road
Bumper to bumper traffic one-way, completely dead other way
Stuck in dead lane
Turn is a couple hundred feet ahead
Drive in oncoming lane to get to turn
Pass a cop and he immediately turns his lights on
Oh shit oh shi-
Wait, he's stuck bumper to bumper traffic
He can't get out
I floor it to my turn and keep going at the speed of light
Hide my car behind my work
Nothing happened

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Riding down divided lane at 30km/h over at 8pm on Sunday in industrial area
Cop puts flicks on stagelights

Nigga you had 100-150m more divider to drive down, what are you doing.

Book it into roundabout bushes that are conveniently like 25m in diameter

Supergrass
Supergrass

Bamp

happy_sad
happy_sad

pass standing police car on country road
like 50 km/h too fast
lights turn on
shift down, hit it
disappear in the night

tfw outlaw

w8t4u
w8t4u

>>1771126
on motorway overpass at 3am
Riding with mate doing skids in his dirty r33 hack
cop rolls along bridge with lights off
nobody notices him for 5-10 seconds
we are right in front of this cop ripping it up
mate smoothly swings his last o and lines up with motorway on ramp
guns it
everyone else at the meet by this time had started up
everyone immediately dog piles the on ramp
cop is too slow and gets stuck about 10th place in a fuckhuge queue of 100+ cars
we boost it to 180kmh speed cut
cop is stuck in rolling road block doing barely the speed limit
we pull off next ramp and wait
smoothly slide back onto motorway and hide in the middle of the train
lahterz pigs did more skidz that night too
tfw straight cut employed white guy with a good conservative up bringing never would have thought I would be saying FTP and RFB

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

One time a cop looked at me so I looked at him and rode away.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I drive a Crown Vic so I have a lot of these stories but backwards.

driving on access road by interstate
behind shitbox in the right-most lane
they put on right turn signal and start to slow down
suddenly they cut left across 3 lanes, nearly horizontal, to hop on the interstate bridge
mfw I wasn't doing anything abnormal

Another fun one:
ricers down the main road at night
they burst off from a stop light to race
I wanna have gofast fun and floor it behind them
they slow down and split direction
one is going the direction to my house so I follow
he stops in the middle of the two lane road so I stop
awkward pause
rapidly squeals a U-turn and shoots past me
presumably went home and circlejerked with friend about how they ran from the cops

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Bump. I love these threads

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Lord_Tryzalot
Rode away on the bus right?

girlDog
girlDog

@Booteefool
No, my motorcycle.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@farquit
never had ticket before
lent dad radar detector because he was going on a roadtrip
2 lane mountain highway (common in BC)
drive past SUV I didn't see cop doing 160 in 100 (was right around a corner)
cop didn't even go after me

FeelsGoodMan

was in a really noticeable car too (world rally blue 2002 sti)

takes2long
takes2long

Going down road with long center island about 20 over
cop coming down other side.. flashes lights and turns on siren
slow down and watch him go all yhe way down the island to u turn.
hes coming this way... island ends on my end
illegal u turn and floor it the way the cop was originally going.
get on freeway and go home

askme
askme

@farquit

Going 80 in a 65
State trooper on other side of the median
We lock eyes
He slams on his brakes to cross at a emergency vehicles only cross
Floor it
Don't look back 5.0 screaming
100 plus
Fly down off ramp to a crossover bridge
Tires squealing on curvy back road
Park car at friends house

Nearly shit myself

MPmaster
MPmaster

Ever been raced by a cop before? Weird shit.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@MPmaster
Story plz

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@w8t4u
tfw straight cut employed white guy with a good conservative up bringing
Scrawny weeb more like

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@w8t4u
Fucking hell rfb, where are you from, Auckland?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

riding shotgun with friend in his ute
couple km out of town at one of the local sawmills
drop a fucking enormous burnout on the road
smoke fucking everywhere probably looked like a bushfire from town
heading towards town and see some party lights light up in the distance behind us
fucking floor it into town and pull into an empty driveway
turn lights off
coppers fly past up the street
wait a little bit and sneak home

Techpill
Techpill

driving the highways
guy in a fucking lambo wants to race
kick it into high gear thinking I'm a hot speedster
cop
heart nearly stops, time slows down
blast by him with no chance to react
police scanner blows up
31 county turning on a speeder that just blew by me!
yeah
wah wah wah wah
uh
one on one
two on one
three on one and one for fun
say wiggy wiggy wa wa
wiggy wiggy what

Methshot
Methshot

@CouchChiller
r33
night skids

Of course it somewhere in Sheepland

WebTool
WebTool

@PackManBrainlure
2017
what are dash cameras inside cop cars

Your car have been recorded and they know you

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Techpill
Underrated

5mileys
5mileys

@Techpill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdPFQafaYxY

idontknow
idontknow

@farquit
nobody knows though
Still that way here because only a few cop cars have the new robot license plate scanners. I can only assume they are testing them before deciding on a major purchase to equip all cars or even motorcycles with them. But if you were the owner of the car, then I bet that scanner would flag that car as being owned by someone with a suspended license. So the cop would look twice at that car to see if the owner was illegally driving that car. The future is coming.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@idontknow
Talkes to some cops and deputies basically they all have them because they got them for free or dirt cheap but it works like a subscription service and no one can afford it so none of them work

Playboyize
Playboyize

Back in the day I used to ride around baiting the cops for fun on a track bike. Mate lived on a rural property so would just park it up there when I was finished. Eventually they got a bit frustrated with my antics and decided that I needed to have an accident. Would have worked except that I had a throttle problem (kept sticking open, think it was a cable snatch or something). Got on the brakes to go into a corner and shift down and the cop shot up on me, presumably to bump me off the bike, but the second I let go of the clutch the cable snatch happened and the bike stood up and accelerated into the middle of the corner. Meanwhile the cop car was now slightly fucked as he was counting on hitting me at an angle and went straight into the armco. Lots of steam so I figure he split his radiator in the crash and he was just parked up.

I still wonder if they called in the plate or just didn't bother. We bashed a bit of tin up that looked decent, but I doubt they really believed someone had gotten the plate PEN1S registered.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Tail-lights wired through a dimmer switch.
's all I'm sayin'.

Flameblow
Flameblow

2012, driving to work
Stuck behind a granny with a mile of traffic behind me
No place to pass
Finally say "screw it" and pass on the double-yellow
It's a rural road and there was no oncoming traffic
As soon as I zip by granny, a car pulls out in the opposing lane
Floor it and zip back over as fast as I can to avoid the surprise car
See flashing lights- it was a damn cop
Cop spins around and gets stuck in the same line of traffic behind granny
I zoom up to the next intersection, hang left (the way nobody goes) and hide in some dude's driveway with my lights off
About 30 seconds later, the cop goes flying through the intersection
Wait a few minutes until I see him come back through empty handed
Hmm, not seeing him
Decide to go back and head to work
Cop is waiting at the damn intersection
I go through, he hits the lights, I stomp it
He gets stuck in traffic AGAIN and since it was SC, the retard inbreds don't move over very quick for lights
By the time he gets through, I'm already way ahead, can barely see his lights in the rearview
Blast through a few stale yellow lights and screech into the work parking lot
Park behind the dude that owns the F250 King Ranch
Get out
3 cruisers go by with their lights on

For the next YEAR, I would get followed by every townie cop, them just waiting for me to do something. No joke, they would follow me to my house and then turn back around. It ended when one gave me a ticket for 29 in a 25, ans he threatened to arrest me for "not pulling over quick enough."

Backwoods country hick cocaine-snorting inbred cops

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@farquit
Make sure you have this up in your window

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Techpill
it took me a second to get it

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Not a nigger
Don't endanger the lives of others
Never pursued by the cops
Wow, I never knew you African-Americans had this much trouble with this.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Deadlyinx
The speed limits are gay, and the fact no matter what your income is, you pay the same amount for tickets. +surcharges can be more than the ticket

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Playboyize
@Flameblow
Impressive
I hate the job cops do

Lunatick
Lunatick

turn onto highway
smash the gas like my car is a Jew
see car down the road a ways
can't make out what car it is because sun is in my eyes
literally blow past a single cop doing 90mph
puts his lights on
roads to narrow to make a U turn however so he had to go to the edge of the turn to turn around
book it as fast as I can to my next turn
see him with his lights on blow past the turn I just went down
mfw

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Deadlyinx
The definition of endangering the lives of others
going 70mph while being young, white, and driving a red car with a japanese badge on it
the 30 other SUVs doing the same speed as you don't count because YOU DAMN RICE BURNER AMERICA HATIN KIDS NEED TO BE TAUGHT LESSON BEFER YA'LL DONE AINT BEEN COMMIES AND DRAFT DODGERS YOU SEE BACK IN MY DAY WE TOOK OUR KIDS TO CHURCH AND THEY DIDN'T DO THIS SHIT I'LL LETCHA OFF WITH A TICKET SON YOU DESERVE JAIL

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@farquit
licence suspended because I rolled a stop sign
the fuck?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@farquit
coming home after fun night with friends
leaving a get together always leaves me feeling kinda meek
just having to return to normal life
so I'm feeling a little dangerous
cruising down highway at 160km/h
speed limit is 100km/k
normal travel speed is 120km/h
I naturally slow down to 140km/h
see cop hiding under overpass bridge, facing the opposite highway lanes
it's like 2am, so I didn't see anyone in the oncoming lane
as soon as I pass him, lights go on and he starts travelling in the opposite direction
I think he's taking the exist to turn around and pursue me
in my rear view mirror, I see him getting into the right exit lane
I gun it straight for the next exit
do the classic first left turn to shake the cop
flying by the city's stadium and industrial zone
take the back roads home and follow the speed limit the entire way there
got off scott free
That's the only time I've ever seen flashing lights and decided to run.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Hello I am white

Flameblow
Flameblow

@farquit
tighter

Lunatick
Lunatick

@farquit
I still cringe when I think about this

10 years ago
in my dads 04 KB cobra
its literally his only joy in life
driving on the highway not paying attention
look up and there's a state trooper doing radar
look down
doing 85 in a 65
pass him slowed down to 70, About to shit a brick
see him pull out behind me and lights come on as soon as traffic cleared
floored it to god knows what
running though gears and redlining hard
after i pass a curve I took a highway off ramp and passed a bunch of cars on a shoulder, running 2 red lights and hauling ass though this busy intersection
drive for about 4 more minutes at top speed though town and park at a mall and go inside
fully prepared to go to jail and get beat to death by my father when I get out
sit in the food court and watch the car from the window for 2.5 hours nervously
think they are probably still looking for it
go to the other side of the parking lot and go see Casino Royale at the movies
come out and walk around the parking lot looking for police cars
holy fucking shit I got away with it
got in the car and drove straight home
unhooked the cable for under the house for the next 2 days and told my dad the cable is out just incase they put it on the news looking for the car
after a week I knew I was in the clear

Fuck I regret that so much, I'm so lucky I didn't crash or get arrested. I cringe so hard when I think about it

girlDog
girlDog

@WebTool
reflective coating
Not i said the faggot

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Deadlyinx
There actually are a lot of blacks that are a part of society as positive taxpayers instead of working against it and being a net negative contribution. Unfortunately, the bad cases overshadow the good cases with that bad guy stereotype.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Lunatick
Great story tho

cum2soon
cum2soon

@AwesomeTucker
Hate when people do shit like the first story, freak out when they're not doing anything to get pulled over. It happens all the time to me driving on the thruway, I always go about 78 or 79 and troopers don't care so I'll have people in front of me slam on their brakes when they see them while they're going 70. That being said I also know two different troopers so I have a bit less to worry about.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Lunatick
smash the gas like my car is a Jew

Skullbone
Skullbone

I imagine that I've run from the cops a few times on my bike without even knowing it.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@viagrandad
2002 Sti
To bad they only made them 04+

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Stupidasole
I hate the job cops do
Remove cops from enforcing road laws and you'll see what road rage and drive by shootings are all about. You might even have to pay tolls at freeway entrances and exits to crips and bloods.

WebTool
WebTool

@farquit
driving in the middle of the night
going 150 km/h in a 60 zone
see vw transporter
i don't suspect anything from it
get near it
FUCK
chief of police
lights come on
luckily they had to turn onto the road
kill the lights on my own car
more throttle
near local school. think i can hide somewhere near it
fly through the parking lot
hide on football field behind a shed
see blue lights flicker by through the trees
realize i'm safe, laugh, and pad the car on the dash

left some nice tiremarks on the football field.
at least i didn't get caught

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@askme
Miss my 3 valve

Methshot
Methshot

@Sharpcharm
Fight me nerd

@CouchChiller
@Methshot
West west Auckland

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Carnalpleasure
Canty?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Harmless_Venom
Retard American strikes again

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@viagrandad
Nah, Canada.

FastChef
FastChef

@Techpill
Gold.

be me
driving home from work at 2 am on the highway
cruise control at 80mph in the left lane
only person on the road for like 25 minutes
early 2000's sedan rolls up behind me and starts tailgating me
whatacunt.jpg
whatever, I'm not in the mood to get angry about it
signal, and move to the right lane
they follow me into the next lane and continue tailgating
say "fuck it", drop a gear and disappear
look down at the speedo and see 140mph and climbing
look into my rearview
party lights in the distance
mfw it was a cop
RacerX intensifies
keep the pedal down until 2 exits away and hide behind a Walmart for 15 minutes
figured the next exit would be what he'd expect

TreeEater
TreeEater

Late at night
tinted windows SUV
almost miss a turn so I take it sharply
lights on, a wild po-po pickup appears
wut
get followed a couple blocks
boldy pull over to a street corner, stop
pickup brakes sharply, turns the lights off and fucks off
Won without playing lol.
Not sure if they thought they were gon git ambushed or some shit.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@FastChef
got tailgated by a cop
license plate wasn't run or recorded
how long ago was this? did you get a ticket in the mail? do you have those meme license plate shrouds on it and are they really that good?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Techpill
Ayyy

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Methshot
what wheels are those man? They look great

Flameblow
Flameblow

@farquit
source on this qt neck?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Harmless_Venom
r u retarded

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Snarelure
90s forged bbs

They came with the car it was a jap import

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Living in the states or Australia must be fucking awesome
be me
live in Austria
regular cop cars don't patrol on the autobahn
it's literally only golf and Audi undercover cars and no way to tell apart from regular cars
running away from them is a bad idea because they all have cameras inside
speed traps every few kilometers on every highway and even more in the cities
regular safety cameras at every exit sign on the highway that can be used to track down extreme speeders

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Techpill
Ahh man you just threw me back like 13 years thank you for that.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Bidwell
Never got a ticket in the mail. this was a solid year ago

MPmaster
MPmaster

@BinaryMan
Australia
Must be awesome
its a instant licence lost if you're caught doing 30km/ph over the speed limit
i havelt run into any cunt cops but a mate of mine lost his licence for 6 months for doing 15 over by the mobile speed trap scum

5mileys
5mileys

@farquit
What is this picture implying? Why is she measuring her neck?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@MPmaster
Oh wow nvm then that sounds bad as hell
Here you get 50 euros fine if you go 170 km/h instead of 130 on the autobahn and that's it

likme
likme

@Techpill
You...beautiful motherfucker. I forgot all about that song, and the other one they did in the series.

likme
likme

@Nude_Bikergirl
Sweet. They remind me of BBS RE-MG which are my personal favorite wheels.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@5mileys
It's a hot neck, and even hotter because it's slender. Nothing more to it.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Lord_Tryzalot
You're incredibly lucky they don't have your plates recorded. Over here, having the plates is enough to request an impound order from the judge and a subpoena of car data if they see it is a late model car with tracking data. The data would be evidence the car was driven at that road, date, time, and speed.

eGremlin
eGremlin

maybe a little over a year ago
driving my abarth down in galveston
doing 110 in a 50
the road is two lanes each way
clear except for a semi i'm about to overtake
zoom past him
see that there were two police cruisers in front of him
coast down to like 80
lock eyes with one of the cops
they both take the next u turn and leave
floor it

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@farquit
Running from the cops
Not just talking your way out of the situation

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@PurpleCharger
This. Be respectful and own up to your fuck up. You either get off with a warning, or your get what you deserve for breaking the law.

WebTool
WebTool

@CouchChiller
own up
admit guilt to the police
Not even once.

TechHater
TechHater

@WebTool
Okay dumdum

idontknow
idontknow

@PurpleCharger
Not just talking your way out of the situation
Talk works if you're 10mph over the speed limit. It doesn't work if you're 20 over the limit. Or if you're waaay over the limit, ti works if you're famous and known for positive contributions to the community outside of merely providing jobs. Les Schwab (of the Les Schwab auto chain) mentioned in his biography that he was speeding quite a bit in eastern washington. He got pulled over. He had been inspecting stores. The officer told him to drive carefully and that was that.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@farquit
my only story is actually really dumb.

waiting to pull a right turn out of a parking lot onto a major 3 lane road
finally a red light further down to my left, so I have a chance to join
gun it in my catless 944 with no sound deadening for the lulz
didnt realize first car in that red light was an unmarked police charger, and that this road was limited at 35mph, and i was prob doing 60
I see him accelerate and start to catch up to me, but he still has no lights on
decided i'm boned anyway so i turn in to a parking lot to pull over
the cop follows me in to the lot, then suddenly turns around, and leaves
still not sure what happened
mfw

Skullbone
Skullbone

@VisualMaster
The internet lawyer in my wants to say that he probably didn't have enough evidence to make a ticket stick(dashcam, RADAR) and fucking with you was to much trouble, but the internet lawyer in me is an idiot. He probably just had better shit to do.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@PackManBrainlure
Jesus

Firespawn
Firespawn

driving towards busy intersection
doing 10 over
suddenly cop car flies up to me out of the blue
slow down and switch lanes, prepare to pull over
he actually switches a little before me
look in my mirror
see him waving at me to get to the left
do so
he blasts by, runs the light and nearly hits somebody in the process
mfw

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@farquit
Be me in high school
Parents are on vacation
Decide to pull a Ferris Buller and snag my dads old 57 bel air
Out cruising for bimbos with buddy at the local sonic
Dipshit in a 98 camaro keeps running his mouth about the cars color saying its gay
Silver with a pink pearlescent when the sun hits it just right
Try and be cool for the qt3.14s
Tell him to run his mouth not his car
He thinks his catfish has got me because “thats an old mans car”
Car has a cammed 540 big block, a built th400 and a ford 9 inch
No cage though so super sketchy
Had its street tires and smoothies on so it looks just like your average classic car
Fire the car up dude starts saying its idling is all fucked up
lolthatsthecamlopebro
All the floozies wanna go in the 57 because its louder
To them loud=fast
Me and buddy load them up in the 57 cause bench seats
gonnagetmydicksuckedlater.jpg
Line up at the yield light right in front of the sonic like dumbasses
On the 3 honk drop the transbrake and hold the fuck on
Bout slide over into him cause on DOT approved tires>Hook up in 2nd when he’s at my door
Skanks are flipping him off as I’m pulling away
Put bus lengths on him
Whores screaming having a great time
Turn around and head back towards sonic
Suddenly see blue lights pulled out in the road waiting
Cop was sitting behind the bank next door and saw everything
Still riding an adrenaline high and thinking with my dick so fire back down on it
Weld cops doors shut past him
Hit backroads in the sketchiest car ever to take sharp turns in
Through the grace of God lose them and hide in an automated carwash
People are calling saying cops are sitting everywhere looking for it
Had to have my brother bring an enclosed trailer to sneak the car back home
Didn’t get to fuck the whores I almost went to jail for, but I was a legend at my school till I graduated
Dude in the camaro didn’t get pulled over at all cause cop was chasing me
Pic related

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Firespawn
Apparently some calls aren't supposed to be responded to with lights ans sirens, break ins and such where you don't want to freak out the perp, and depending on jurisdiction bar fights and shit.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Stupidasole
fantastic story, no idea why no replies. How much power did that car put out? Fucking big blocks are my favorite thing

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Stupidasole
That's fucking great. I love tearing people up that think they are hot shit. Cocky people that are really damn good at what they do are one thing, but if you're cocky and you have very little to back it up, you deserve to be embarrassed.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@VisualMaster
it makes 802 at the wheels on pump gas

5mileys
5mileys

russian bitch plows into my car driving the wrong direction
get chevy cruze as rental car in the meantime
driving it in the manual mode like a dick just holding 4000-5000rpm driving everywhere otherwise it has no power
loud but not actually going fast
french cop pulls me over
"Sir you are driving very aggressively"
looks at my license
"Sir you do not have a license to drive a car, only a motorcycle"
tell him how I had a learner license for car and full license for motorcycle and I asked the licensing office if I was okay to drive a car and they said "it's good for both!"
get handed $500 ticket from frenchman for (((driving without a a license)))
"Sir you must call someone to drive your car home"
"Can I at least park it somewhere so it's not in the middle of the road?"
"No sir, you do not have a license to operate this vehicle"
"but I have driven cars for over 200,000 miles, can I or you drive it 10ft up the road into that parking spot?"
"No sir, call someone to help you or you will be towed"

likme
likme

@5mileys
also not really running from cops, just dumb cop story

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Harmless_Venom
Is this bait?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I've run from the cops many times, including a couple chases and one 15-mile long, 170+mph chase.

I don't have time to write any stories; lunch is almost over.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@5mileys
france
there's your problem

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

16 years old setting fireworks off behind grocery store
hop in back of friends car when cop car turns down the ally heading towards us
shit
calmy roll up to his window
he says something about the fireworks
I yell out the window about kids in the front store are setting them off
he thanks us and drives off
we turn onto the main road and leave the city
mfw

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Techpill

damn son that's throwback

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@GoogleCat
British Columbia

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Carnalpleasure
great contribution retard

Spamalot
Spamalot

@farquit
in my old ass SUV
not paying attention, barrel around a corner through speed trap I know is there going 80 in a 65
see cop start to pull out just as he goes out of sight as I round another bend
start shitting myself, I was 18 and already had a ticket, my parents would have taken my car
gun it onto some weird exit were you can only exit going northbound
skid my fucking MDX around the exit and shit bricks thinking I'm gonna die
turns out the exit dumps me in some methed-out boonieland
southern Illinois, not surprising
gun my shitbox SUV down some rural highway about a half mile down until I see a gas station
pull up to a pump, pretend I'm pumping gas
cruiser comes down the road, turns left and drives away
gun it back to the interstate, which you could only enter going southbound
flip a turn at the next exit, going back north
pass the speed trap again, they already had a new cruiser in position
Fucking cops

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@CouchChiller
Holy fuck

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@VisualMaster
fantastic story, no idea why no replies.

Because it's fake.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Carnalpleasure
Rolling a stop sign here is 75% of your allotted points if you're under 21 here. And 100% if you're under 18.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Onnabike, dunno if it counts
11pm, stopped at a red light
punto cop half a car length behind since the stop line is diagonal
creeps forth and says something at me
"WHAT?"
pause music
"WHAT?"
open visor
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU"
lean reeeeeal close
s-sir your license plate is really dirty and your plate light is off, it's unreadable
I'm afraid i'll have to fine you, pull up here to the right
cuts the red and pulls a hard right
green
launch like it's MotoGP, even held it at 3k for a while to warn them
by the time they're moving i've hopped the curb and I'm gunning it in the sticks
They know me, i have a bright red and white bike, mothers have complained i keep doing wheelies when their kids get out of school and we only have 2 patrol cars in town so they MUST know
'Been 3 months, still no fine

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Skullbone
hello, you can stay

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Ignoramus
Another one
carrying steel stuff
only one pannier because i was fabricating the rest of the luggage
nice wide bend before the station
already slowing down, but decide to take it at speed
hang off because habit
all the weight is on the right side
even if i'm doing the limit have to lean like a madman
scraping knee and peg
magnesium so a shitton of sparks
speed trap hidden behind bend
see me leaned the fuck over sparks flying
aim hairdryer
50kph
Literally watch them fold halfway over in laughter
pull a crooked wheelie in shame

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@AwesomeTucker
kek

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Stupidasole
Don't care if fake or exaggerated, great story

idontknow
idontknow

@Carnalpleasure
its not though i have a few others but not in that car and not nearly as exciting

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Lord_Tryzalot
Right back at'cha, intelligent individual.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@PackManBrainlure
Where the fuck do you live?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@farquit
Rolling through an old abandoned power plant lot at night
In a mostly stock Jeep TJ
All lights, even overheads are on because the whole place is littered with giant dropholes that can take your car
Bouncing over the tracks and see discos flashing in the distance
kill_lights.osx
Silently back into an alley
Watch cruiser roll around the lot for a good 20 minutes with his searchlight on
Slowly roll out while he's on the other side of the soon-to-be-demolished building

Not as intense as some of the chases I read on here, but definitely butt-puckering since the gate was already busted open by someone else and the faggot would have burned me for B/E and criminal trespass.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Harmless_Venom
They have earlier years of the STI in not-America, including Canada.

likme
likme

be going north on a rural highway
speed limit is 70mph
doing 85-90
see SUV creeping up behind me and slow down
is just some dude who is also speeding
the unspoken law of the interstate demands that we convoy
streaking up the road with my new speeding pal
hit a construct zone where the limit drops to 50,we're going double that
pass a cop in the southbound lane
while he's doing a u-turn, we slow down to 25mph
he easily catches up, but can't force us to pull over because 1 lane lmao
Cop forced to follow us for miles going 25 on interstate
he gets so frustrated that he fucks off after the construction ends
convoy then immediately goes back up to 90mph
eat shit fastfag cop :^)

Techpill
Techpill

@farquit
were you running from the cops because you were trying to choke your girlfriend with a tape measure?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Stupidasole
jesus that thing is beautiful

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Methshot
I hope you were being ironic when you said rfb

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@BinaryMan
Australia
From what I gather here, no, you don't want to live there.
States
Depending, as a Californian, don't come to California.
Canada
Where I'm living, which is a godforsaken island, no.

I mean, you have it pretty bad though.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Dreamworx
BC
There's always a cop that does a loop at the car meet I go to every friday night here in Vancouver Island, always looking for something but none of us don't know what it is.

Evilember
Evilember

@Crazy_Nice
No I am RFB to the core. Rip it little Johny yo fuck yo. I also can't read or spell, and I live on the bene'

I have however unironically lost a lot of respect for the police in New Zealand in recent years. Many haven't finished high school, will lie and abuse their power if they don't like you or what you drive. Basically any car on the road can be green stickered if the cop decides on a whim the "exhaust sounds too loud"

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