/meg/ - Mass Effect General

>MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA VIDEO PASTEBIN:
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>MEG's updated Pastebin
pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2 (embed)

>Femtur Pastebin:
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>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com

>All previous Collages that we know of:
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>Patch 1.06 has dropped
blog.bioware.com/2017/05/09/mass-effect-andromeda-patch-1-06-notes/
blog.bioware.com/2017/05/09/patch-1-06-combat-balance-updates/

Previous thread:

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I love you /meg/!!

Like farting in the interior of a brand new car

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I like the idea, and I think it could look a lot better than the ugly Kodiak and gunship, but the execution is pretty shit.

It looks like Nerf made the bastard child of the Pelican from Halo and the Dropship for the Starwars prequels

Ryder, have you got a sunstroke?

Add some angle to the wings and a double cockpit and it's perfect.

When does this happen?

The remnant ship on Elaaden, I believe.

New from Cosanon.

Peebee doesn't look that good

Nice. I hope she draws another Cora.

and without the beer googles

Peeboo is shit. I hate her.

When you're looking for a drive core of remnant ship on Elaaden, yes.

Cosanon got really shit taste in her art style lately. Such a downgrade.

She is.

How? It looks about the same to me

It's much worse, especially comparing to her FO4 works. Like it's another artist's picture.

Maybe it's cause she's drawing Peebee. That's a pretty awful subject

I thought you could only get this message if you chose Aralahk over the rachni?

Friendly reminder that Sheploo is inferior and Femshep is Bestshep. anyone who disagrees is either baiting or has bad taste. Good Day.

I like femshep, just not default femshep

Femshep sounds like a sleazy chick you find at a rundown bar trying to seduce younger men, her hair is not natural red and she cakes herself completely in make up before going to battle for some reason.

Also her model is just simply not as well done.

I like both Sheploo and Femshep. I've played both multiple times. And I think they're both great in equal.

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baiting

bad taste

Liara is a whore.

Look at both of the pics you posted.

That's not a soldier, that's not a warrior, and it sure as fuck is not a military leader.

She looks like some hollywood actress that was starring in the latest generic action film and spent three hours with the makeup artists, not like an actual soldier that just went through a fight.

And you have fuck off taste, so frig off.

No, you're a whore.

Her model was poorly done. Such a shame desu

Oh look, it's truly the Liarafag. Case closed.

you do realize you are in the Mass Effect General, do you?

>posts femshep garrus
>expects to be taken seriously
I am laffin

Does Miranda or Jack look like a trained soliders? It's a game not real life. She can look like anything she wants. Sheploo is a model too.

Neither Miranda nor Jack are soldiers what are you on about.

>giving (You)s to baiting hambeast
Eh guys, you never learn

>you do realize you are in the Mass Effect General, do you?
No shit, I thought I was in /mlp/.

I would believe it, I bet you jerk to Vetra you filthy fuck.

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Everyone wants a spiky girlfriend, except this faggot

Everybody wants a spiky girlfriend.

>ugly bitch being THIS mad that someone can be beautiful

kek-eroni and noodles

I hate Peebee, I hope she goes away in the sequel.

I don't either, I view her as a spiky older sister./spoiler]

I like to think Ashley and Shepard roleplays the adventuring archeaologist and the prothean beacon affected handsome man.
The teal latex leotard should arrive anyday, now.

Not to ruin your fantasy user, but that really sounds more like something Liara would want.

Well that's a hell of a to-do-list. The only one I ever enjoyed.

Talk about andromeda. I'm tired of the OT waifus

But I'm not a big fan of Liara. Also, Shepard plays video games sometimes so Ashley thought she'd surprise him with some fun roleplaying related to his hobbies.

That's not stopping you from wanting a different spiky girlfriend, that's of age.

Andromeda has as much waifus as much Vetra has ass.

>I'm tired of the OT waifus
Who gives a fuck?

Sid is NOT ready!

>recruit these people, most of whom aren't needed since you only really need the biotic and tech person
>also spend a long time resolving personal issues
>The End.

Cool game.

T-that's what I was implying. She's not of age, is she?

user, please, he said OF AGE.
No hephebophophilia here.

She's like 18 right? Ryder's 22. It's all bueno

SHE'S ONLY AROUND 15 OR 16 YEARS OF AGE.

Andromeda has only one good waifu, that waifu has only one ass. The math checks out.

She's 14-15, you sick fuck.

Andromeda is one of the worst sequels ever made, I cant even understand how people can put time into it. its so fucking bad.

Where does it say that? Also 14 is legal in Japan and prob some parts of Europe...

>implying 14-15 is too young
prime breeding age my man

>Andromeda, which isn't even a sequel you dumbfuck
>not 3
Shit taste galore!

Y'know, there was a girl with C-cups in my class when I was in eighth grade. Maybe Sid's just really mature. Just sayin'.

what? ME3 is better than MEA by miles. but I guess you are just baiting at this point.

Vetra says she was the same age Sid is now, when they left Palavan, and she never went to boot camp. Boot camp starts when they are 15.

user, please.

>check Japan just to be sure

Hoh, boy, it's THIRTEEN (13)!

>putting your semen in 18yo used up sluts
shiggy diggy

Cease sexualizing SID immediately!

>ages 12 to 14 are green

PRIME age it is!

kys furry faggot

Sid is for protecting and raising with Vetra.

I don't know my countries, but which has 9?! That's disturbing

Not him, but does liking a turian make you a furry? They seem too inhuman to be one.

That's Yemen. North of it is Saudi-Arabia.

they are literally birds dude, if you fantasize about fucking a turian cloaka you are a filthy furry and should immidiatly end your life.

You do know where your country is, right? You do know where are?
The ages are right there.

Also, it's Yemen, the disgusting fucks.

I think it's more like xenophilia or whatever the "fucking aliens" fetish is called.

>they are literally birds
No, they are aliens.

ye, alien birds. you are still a furry, no matter how you want to twist it.

Sid is definitely legal if that map shows anything

It's xenophilia.

They're avian. You're comparison to animals is like you wanting to fuck a gerbil because they're mammals, just like humans.

>alien birds
Not birds, just aliens. Turians don't have wings, they don't fly.

Also, your waifu Liara is shit.

>filename

>implying I do
>implying I'm not devoted to my one true love

Not really tbhwy. They take avian design cues, but their overrall shape is different and, well, alien. Birds don't have exoskeletons, mandibles, bits that stick out from their legs, and that huge ass collar thing.
What makes a furry, a furty, is their design. It's very... human, with some choice features altered to look like an animal. An example:
>snake furry
>humanoid shape
>limbs
>genitals & breasts
>facial features are normal (to an extent)
I don't think turians and the like actually count as furty, since they're too different.

Mass Effect needs Japanese schoolgirls!
>that cutie saying Parasini-san and Anoleis-sama

Im sorry but I can't cheat on my Albino frogfu

>tfw will never be a cool older brother in law to Sid
>tfw will never secretly ask her for information whenever you need to plan a date for Vetra or buy her a gift
>tfw will never ask her about turian bonding customs so you can propose to Vetra
>tfw you will never see her barely able to contain her excitement to the point she nearly spills the beans before you can ask a suspicious Vetra
>tfw will never help Vetra teach Sid how to shoot just like Alec taught you
>tfw will never gift her your old Valkyrie rifle for hunting and the shooting range (Vetra got her a LMG so she has all her bases covered)
>tfw will never half-jokingly threaten her first date on the Nexus with an APEX death squad
>tfw will never assuage Vetra's worries that she's growing up too fast
>tfw will never celebrate turian holidays with Vetra and Sid while they agree to celebrate Christmas with you
>tfw you will never become a full member of their tiny family, to the point where Sid still comes to visit every week even after she becomes an adult and goes out on her own

That was awful. You could tell it was some random white lady sayin those lines

>closet furries on full damage control
I bet you suck dragon dildos.

I was just trying to have a friendly debate you muslim, but you're being an ass about it.

Fuck off, gerbilfucker.

t. Liarafag spammer

>crossover with Aliens and Star Wars

More insect-like aliens would've been awesome, though.

>implying I take furries seriously
>implying I everything you write isnt trash
didnt even read your drivel, go suck off a dog

What if it just misses a texture?

Everyone wants a spiky girlfriend.

That mandible twitch is so cute, I can't fucking stand it.

>tfw will never watch as Vetra grows more and more concerned about Sid'd declining health and increasing weight
>tfw will never help stage an intervention for your sister-in-law
>tfw will never watch Sid finally break down and admit to her unhealthy obsession of sugary movie themed cereal crying into Vetra's chest
>tfw will never have to let her move in with the two of you to help monitor her diet
>tfw will never have SAM scan her room for contraband and find baggies of cereal hidden in the bars reinforcing her bedframe
>tfw will never go on daily jogs with Vetra and Sid
>tfw will never drunkenly wind up in a threesome only for Sid to start crying because she needs to be on bottom