/dsg/ - Demon's/Dark Souls General

>! CURSED !
>1.14 patch notes
store.steampowered.com/news/externalpost/steam_community_announcements/1876157984141980396

>Ringed City items checklist
pastebin.com/724E2jEB

>Character Planner
mugenmonkey.com/

>DARK SOULS 3
docs.google.com/document/d/1u8Mak1goSv4g73g16XsWV4sJelDQUatWkP2kcO6GVAA/pub

>DARK SOULS 2
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>DARK SOULS
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>DEMON'S SOULS
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>BLOODBORNE
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>KING'S FIELD
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>Community & Fanart
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First for From is shit a handling hackers.

1st for dragonsis general

First for Londor

>This general no longer talks about Midir's huge dragon dong

Well guys I gotta leave this place... like... forever...
I only really came here to talk about Midir [Spoiler]but mostly huge his penis [/Spoiler]
however it seems like that discussion has ended for the most part.
I don't even play Dark Souls I just thought Midir looked cute and went to the general's to talk about him.
But now since no one does I have nothing to do here. You guys are pretty cool and who knows I might even play Dark Souls one day it seems interesting enough. Well... goodbye.

How the fuck do I deal with friede's invisibility bullshit?
Just run around in circles and hope I see her?

I dont see many dragon sis pictures anymore. Did the dragonsis poster get tired of that meme?

Quick!
Give me fashion ideas involving Cathedral Kinght Helm!

cucked

herd gam

youtube.com/watch?v=TQj6rPCwzpo

You can use audio cues or just be attentive and watch where she jumps.

REMINDER to all PS4 bros

Theres a newly created OPEN community on PS4 for the general. Its called dsg ps4.

Join if you want to co-op, need help, or want to pvp.

It would be nice if got a big grou going.

STOP SUMMONING THREE PHANTOMS FOR PONTIFF GODDAMNITADFSDHJFJDKFHJAK

Throwing knives.

Throwing knives sticking in her stay visible. Same with arrows etc, throwing knives are just convenient.

Cathedral Knight Helm
Armor of the Sun
Mirrah Chain Gloves

>dsg ps4
>would be nice if got a big group going.

You mean like
>ps4 dsg

Nameless knight or cr8's
wtf

Would you pet dragonsis if she summoned you?

o shit waddup

NEVER

I summon anri, gotthardt and some poor human player every time just so that I can spend more time with best pontifu. :^)

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God, is the Shrine of Amana a massive piece of shit.

Easy or no, that area is the only area in Dark Souls which gets on my nerves. Even Blighttown which forced you to move slow and steady could be fun. This is just aggravating. Every single part of the level is the same three threats - Bullet Hell shooter, hammer-blocking Archdrakes and pitfalls. No variation, no depth, just the same copypasted bullshit over an admittedly beautiful environment that gets wasted. To top it off this torment is endured to be rewarded by one of the most pathetic boss fights of all of Soulsborne.

I've done this area with every type of character, pure melee of all sorts, Robin Hood, magic mike, miracle worker. Sometimes it's easy, sometimes hard, but in never stops being bad.

Well, you're a poopyhead.

You mean the guys who are afraid of letting "reddit in" and therefor wont accept new requests?

you know you can summon pale shade too right?

Anri? I always summon gottard and londor pale shade.

Cathedral Knight Helm
Cathedral Knight Gauntlets
Cathedral Knight Gloves
Cathedral Knight Armor

EzPz

bad post

I'd take shrine of amana over valley of defilement 5-2 every day.

Tho it was pretty frustrating when I tried to do the no bonfire run.

... is your character name "Herald"? Because I kept getting summoned by this guy.

Oh man, I forgot how awesome Lothric Castle actually is.
>awe-inspiring infrastructure
>good and well-thought out combat gauntlets
>a lot of physical shortcuts, levels wrap around a single bonfire
>knight enemies and soldiers in level are fun to fight against
>great views to other parts of the castle giving you good spatial awareness
>all 5 bossfights are pretty awesome with good visual and gameplay design
>overall feels like Boletarian Palace 2.0

Just finished Dragonslayer Armor after the nth attempt. It is now 3 a.m and I am trembling a bit. Fucking great bossfight.

You can't summon Pale Shade of Londor and Anri at the same time. To get the Pale you had to tie the knot with Anri already, or at least get the bride all ready for her big day

how to get good at pvp
>never attack first
>learn to parry
>learn to backstab
>parry everyone who is parryable and not using a 2h ultra
>backstab everyone using a 2h ultra

>Soulsborne
Opinion discarded.

>I only came to /dsg/ to talk about Midir's penis

Yeah, but I always kill paleshade for the armor set.

No.

i would go straight into mating press

Yeah, High Wall and Lothric Castle gave me a huge Boletaria vibe.

Fuck, I failed to lmao1king.

I could have done it with another HCSM after the first one, but I fucked up.

i'm pretty sure i've see all three summon signs at once. the marriage shit happens after pontiff.

You do know that the wedding ceremony only triggers after the Pontiff fight, right?

>levels wrap around a single bonfire
>dancer bonfire
>2 rooms
>castle bonfire
>2 staircases
>barracks bonfire

Alrighty bud, so what would you call Dark Souls + Demon Souls + Bloodborne style bosses to shorten an already big post?

Fuck-my-shit-up-a-palooza? Assraping General? Parry-On-The-USA?

I've summoned all 3 NPC's for Pontiff at the same time so you're wrong.

Miyazaki-universe.

Souls

But she gets shrekd by the Pilgrim before Pontiff

DS3 map design is ass stop kidding yourself
>map just revolves around bonfire and then back cause shortcut LOL heres boss room

you just assumed that

Doesn't include Born of Blood there.

And after DKSIII you can't say the boss design isn't similar in type

nah fuck you it's hard so it's good

if it's 2hard4u just camp outside of leash range with a bow that's even more fun

literally git gud, kiddo

t. person who didn't play release version

>4 members
Did you make it JUST now?

INVADED STORY
>getting into lothric toward second bonfire
>picked 3 up again after about a year hiatus
>have 911 covenant on
>INVADED BY DARK SPIRIT
>throw a few blows
>officerofthelaw.webm shows up
>they fight into a couple lothric knights
>kill knights
>let policeman duke it with red
>red wins as another cop shows up
>let them duke it out
>red wins
>go back to alter room with red
>proceed to trade with red
>winning
>suddenly red separates
i have to assume they chugged all of their sunny d, because they were chuggin hard. shit was funny though.

what was that audio in the last thread
was oceiros supposed to eat his child or what

Hey co op lads, I have to step out for about an hour. Still gonna be at it when I get back?

No I just played a shit ton of Dark Souls III, and every time I go for the Emperor of Londor ending Anri-girl isn't there for summoning even doe I make a point of making all NPC quests

yeah, since ocelotte is invisible like crossbreeds can be, oceiros was supposed to absorb his soul and go crazy on all fours
the animation is there sorta, and you don't hear the baby screams during the second phase.

Dark Souls 3 map design is as good as Dark Souls 1 or better, only world interconnectivity is worse (like how the areas connect to each other, but each area's design is really good). Irithyl Dungeon is my favorite. And the complaints about multiple bonfire are silly, most of them are caused by the boss bonfire mechanic which doesn't hurt the level design in any way, and the others because they each have a sub area revolving around them.

I made it earlier today

I was unaware that we already have one, as its not stated i the OP

Its too bad its full autismo

>this fucking image
I've been laughing uncontrollably for 5 minutes.

Bloodborne is Souls with a different name you ninny. I'm pretty sure the only reason it isn't called Blood Souls is because they were still under contract by Bamco.

except that ive summoned all three pf them before
what do you think about that huh
thats what i thought BITCH

doing the londor npc quest ends Anri's abruptly. Anri's is supposed to end with you helping him/her kill aldritch

Nah man, Garycinder is going to bed. Im tired as fuck.

Was fun though, hit me up if you are at it again tomorrow

What are some pretty cool weapons to use for invasions that look good w/ the dragonslayer set?
I want to use that plume so badly

I played with the Predator Drone Strike magic missiles my boio, was lucky enough to be using a spell parry shield on the build.
Note how I didn't say it was hard, it isn't. It's just bad design, you spastic faggot

are you ironically responding to my ironic post?

remove Londor

I'll think you probably didn't do Anri's quest, most likely, or didn't find Horace

>there's communities for ganking and summoning help
>the summon groups are the biggest
This is for who invasions died for.

*2HKOs ur path*

I just like the opportunity to train my shitty metaphors

Thanks to the both of you, it was a lot of fun and i cant believe how far we got.
Had a few good laughs too.
Ill wait until next time we can group up again, so that we can finish what we started, together.

Truly the greatest pvp in the series

100% man.
Was fun

>One focuses on jolly cooperation
>The other on being a massive bitch and cheesing the other player for a win
>It also locks you out of progressing an area until you deal with the annoying shithead corner-camping the hardest mob on the area so it doesn't have to duel you

Glad to hear they died and hope they stay dead. Duel PvP exists for a reason, fuck invasions. I would love them if invaders weren't such huge cunts

I'm so glad FROM gave me this ring in the Ashes of Ariandelâ„¢ DLC! now you won't be able to easily frostbite me anymore.

I didnt know what a weaponfu was, untill I tried this recently

God damn it.

Except you're screwing people who LIKE being invaded you no skill bitch.

>too bad its full autismo

How do you know if you aren't even in it?

Best quality weapons?

I have 40 dex and 25 str

>we can finish what we started, together.

GAY
A
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Are you being facetious?

How do you fix Way of Blue/Blue Sentinels?


Almost no-one is in the WoB which means Blue Sentinels don't have much to do, especially in Dark Souls III when there isn't any Blue Eye Orbs

The first Lothric Castle bonfire has no business being there.
>Oh no, the invaders don't walk directly into my 3 man squad

>naked with a parrying shield
>kalameet
>hidden body

this is entirely your fault

are you trying to SL1 run this or something? If so, why tin crystallization catalyst?

nah i think he's just being disingenuous

The first thing I got asked, and another guy as well from the general was "ARE YOU REDDIT"

One of your autismo members even wanted us to post psn names so he could "cross reference us from other boards/forums"

I just want a community for everyone on the board who owns a ps4. I couldnt care less about some secret club

Lothric Castle falls into the decidedly average category

>Good zones
Undead Settlement
Cathedral of the Deep
Irithyll of the Boreal Valley
Archdragon Peak

>Bad zones
Carthus Catacombs
Irithyll Dungeon
Profaned Capital
Anor Londo

>Average zones
Everything else

I'll say sorry, bad luck and fuck off to them if I ever meet one.

If you wanna get invaded that hard just kill as many NPCs as you can in Dark Souls II and get ready for all the Blue dick that'll be up your ass

don't try to act smart if you don't even know what a hyper mode build is

Fuck, I wish I didn't have to kill Freide or finish nearly all of the game to get into the TRC dlc.
All I really want are some of the clothing sets on my low level character, goddamn it.

No, one of the HCSM orbs missed, which made my beads not enough to kill him and I thought they would be. I just stood still and he grabbed me. Everything worked out the next run. Well, 2 runs, I fucked up my RTSR setup and died. Fucking dogs.

>"Invasions were a mistake."

>It also locks you out of progressing an area
>not continuing unembered of you're getting stomped that hard
>annoying shithead corner-camping the hardest mob on the area
What are seeds
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How is the Warpick in PvP?