Porsche 911

>Mazda MX-5
>it goes 5mph

>Saves fuel
>Best transmission
>Original also had a V6
sounds good to me.

>bmw 330ci
>costed me $330

feels good man

>honda accord
>there is no treaty

>McLaren F1
>actually raced in a GT class

fucking false advertising

>NSX Zanardi Edition
>still requires legs and feet you use the gas/brake/clutch

alex zanardi is a fucking beast.

>Ford Focus
>bunch of drivers bumbling about on their phones while driving

>Ford Fiesta
>about as entertaining and exciting as plain wallpaper

>Ford Escort
>doesn't necessarily escort you

>370z
>Not having 370 cylinders

>honda civic
>won't get you out of jury duty

There's going to be a non-hybrid RWD NSX-R that's coming.

>Range Rover Autobiography
>dashborad contains an instruction manual

>Ford Mustang
>doesn't put out just 1 hp

>86
>has 86mm exhaust tips

>Mazda 3
>Isn't the 3rd car Mazda has made.

>vw polo
>not minty

>vw golf
>about as exciting as fucking golf so 100% as advertised

>subaru impreza
>doesn't impress 'er

The fastest car on the planet are using a v6 hybrid with an auto transmission

>Dodge Stealth
>Can be seen easily by anyone looking in the general direction

WHAT

YES

>tfw its gonna cost like 200k tho

best

>Porsche 911
>Bush didn't make it

Weak attempt. 4/10

>Clio 182
>actually has 182 HP

>fiat uno 1.0 fire
>actually has 1.0 fire engine inside

>Nissan Stagea
>isnt a stage

>Dodge Challenger
>doesn't pose an actual challenge

>Ford Pinto
>Isn't a type of bean
>Still has explosive results..

>brz
>nije

>Integra Type R
>Doesn't use a keyboard

>Sunbeam 1000HP

>Only makes 900HP

10/10 but I don't think there are many slavs here to understand

Dumb one day shitposter

>subaru impreza
>isn't imprezive

>boxer engine
>has no punch

imagine spinning out in that thing in the rain

the turbo lag does sometimes remind me of Mike Tyson trying to speak though

It's called the boxer engine because it's slow like someone with heavy brain damage.

>Seat Ibiza
>no trance radio station near me
fml

[spoiler]>porshe[/spoiler]

>mazda 3
>you only get one car

>mazda 3
>doesn't have 3 wheels

Horses actually make close to 15 to 25 HP at full sprint when converted from energy

>Toyota Tacoma: isn't built in Tacoma, Washington
>Toyota Cressida: it actually decreases your ego when people see your driving one
>Mitsubishi Pajero: most drivers are not wanders and drive politely

Nice

I'll never be this cool.

>ford edge
>doesn't come with Linkin Park CD and pocket knife

>Vista Cruiser
>You can literally cruise the vistas

youtube.com/watch?v=y6yczfL9n3M

I love this car so much. It makes me feel funny. Like when we used to climb the ropes in gym class

>Dodge Neon
>is not fluorescent nor particularly nimble

>Ford Flex
>is not midbody articulated like big-city busses

>Saturn Sky
>stays firmly planted on ground

>Chevrolet Sonic
>is only capable of subsonic speeds

>Honda Rebel
>conforms to all safety and ISO standards

>6000 SUX

>Doesn't suck

actually they're powered by jet engines

>WRX STI
>is a virgin

I like.

It is the number to call after the rich idiot who got one crashes it.

>Volkswagen Touareg
>Isn't built in North Africa

kek'd

>Ford Escape
>You're not going anywhere

>Acura Integra
>Isn't the area under a curve

>Porsche 911
>hasn't even sacrificed 2000 infidels in the name of Allah

>lower germany car uses numerology for their cars
wtf i love the Illuminati now

I actually like this one.

But 1 horse is 1 hp no matter what. I mean there must be at least 1 horse with actual 1 hp.

>american
>oh it sucks already

>honda accord
>hasn't even agreed to one treaty

hp is function of torque and rpm. i dunno how exactly does one convert ways of horse movement to rotations. full leg work cycle? one leg?

i wonder how horse power chart would look like. i mean, horse has to have more and less efficient moments through its movement speed

HP is a measure of power, just like watts. It's as simple as converting the energy burned by the horse while it runs.

nice

>not having a 2004 s2200

>supercar technology for a pittance like the original
>honda reliability
>somehow universally hated

>one of the fastest things on the road
>called a challenger

Hahaha pozdrav

You'd need a horse to pedal an exercise bike

Burger here, plz let me in on your slav joke

Subaru BRZ
brz = fast in a lot of slavic languages

BRZ means fuck my gf in russian

>Dodge Challenger
>Not challenging liberals to dodge

>european
>drives a 500 kg shitbox, or not at all and forced into mass transit like the royal subject it is

>opel insignia
>isn't a status symbol

...

>Bedford Rascal
>Is actually a cheeky lil' Rascal

>highway 395

Hans, get the jet car.

>gti
>its not a grand tourer and its carburated

>Dodge Ram 1500
>can't run over 1500 civilians at once

>American Motors
>made in Canada

Baby oil. Not made from real babies.

Sure it can. They just have to be in an ash tray first

86
>86 mm bore
>86 mm stroke

>Kia Rio
>not made in Brazil

Дoбap

I'm actually surprised by the number of Slavs here

>Maserati Ghibli
>not an anime studio

>Ferrari 488 Spider
Doesn't have 8 wheels or have 488 spiders inside it.