/pg/ Persona General

Why allow her a phone in the first place?

She's leaving you for him.
You have to find the hotel room they're staying in and blow your brains out in front of them.

I've had enough of your bullshit Joker, I'm taking you down even if it kills me

Well, for one, don't do anything your parents did. There's a reason they're getting divorced.

fuck her sister

I want to a Haru burger!

I'm just gonna get wasted until she comes home, I'm sure she has an explanation, she has to.
...
WHY DO YOU HATE ME!! joker screamed out in tears
what are you talking about? Makoto shrieked, tears filled her eyes, he reeks of alcohol, every piece of furniture is overturned and destroyed. Joker is clutching at their portrait that Yusuke drew for their wedding.
He grabs her by the hair and drags her to the bathroom, he grabs his shaver and starts going at it with makotos hair.
I loved you joker screamed, why did you cheat on me!

A little bit longer than usual but this reminded me of my ex wife :)
Anymore requests?

for Hawaii scene; Makoto needs to be on rank 2, Anne and 123 need to be romanced and Kawakami needs maxed S.Link and romance route.
Dunno how school festival works

Perfect

I wanna see Sae and psycho Joker teaming up to abuse Makoto. Preferably in a funny/humiliating way than a painful one.

Anyone want to be friends?

>mfw I just got off the train and only just remembered joker asked me to get McDonald's and Jack Daniels

UGGGHHH

it's shorter when you get a guy since after seeing the picture you go straight(kek) to the church

...

This is /pg/. All of our friends exist only in Japanese video games.

>Makoto x Joker
>Anne x Ryuji
>Futaba x Yusuke
>Haru x Goro

Daily reminder that this is the optimal pairing in P5

Context? :)

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>Start dating makoto just before the november deadline
>never is brought up again
>sister never mentions it
dissapointed, or did i did something wrong?

Why is he so perfect lads

please look forward to Rebuild of Persona 3.0

joker im high af rn lets go to bbb and stare at the girl with the dd's know what i'm sayin hahaha
leave the faggot cat at home

Haha cute! She always does this to try and hide when she forget to wash the dishes :3

Sae to Makoto

What the fuck is wrong with you gals?

Set him up with Ann. His standards are low, and more importantly, he's a tit man.

You didn't beat her enough

Sae never brings it up sadly

It's the same with everyone, slinks have no bearing on the main story, except like a single line about marriage

heterosexuality wins again??

>Yu is going to free the door
>Aigis only gets to watch

Finished P5
can't wait for platium/dlc
can't get enough of this game
Do the skill cards port to the N+

Clearly MC. Yu was ready to meet him in Arena but MC dnever showed up. He also promised IT multiple times on side P4 that they'd all hang out together. after PQ

>dlc

lol

Hmm that's tricky. Maybe they could force her to act like their dog?

To be honest I'm not the best at scenario planning, so if anyone else has a better idea go for it. I just think Sae and Joker being mean to Makoto would be funny because I'm a terrible human being

So is this back and forth the most autistic thing that /pg/ has ever done?

no one was in the wrong

little bits of their death drives exist in erebus so everytime erebus gets handsy it's like they're all saying hi

Sure.

>Door: "I'll see you again in 25 years."

What did he mean by this

Kawakami's favorite song is Pony by Genuwine

Well do you want a interner friend?

yes it's the most autistic samefagging thing you ever did

Oh I didn't know about this rule. Sorry

Chihibro it's 4AM why are you posting on /pg/
Because I've lost control of my Justice
FOR JUSTICE!

Anne belongs to Joker
Ryuji belongs to Makoto

Fuck off retard

user, if I was autistic enough to do a back and forth ship-shitposting with myself, I'd kill myself, and if anyone else is considering that, you should too.

You fuck off retard

would you get visibly upset if i drew chihiro guro

Game felt short compared to other persona games desu

>english lyrics by Benjamin Franklin

do you think that's his real name

Why can't it just be comfy /pg/ time?

Pony

Ginuwine

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Lyrics

I'm just a bachelor
I'm looking for a partner
Someone who knows how to ride
Without even falling off

Gotta be compatible
Takes me to my limits
Girl when I break you off
I promise that you won't want to get off

If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it

If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it

Sitting here flossing
Peeping your steelo
Just once if I have the chance
The things I will do to you
You and your body
Every single portion
Send chills up and down your spine
Juices flowing down your thigh

If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it

If we're gonna get nasty, baby
First we'll show and tell
Till I reach your ponytail
Lurk all over and through you baby
Until we reach the stream
You'll be on my jockey team

If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it

usually it is by now

Kill yourself faggot

Is Daddy Niijima supposed to be Akihiko, or am I just sleep deprived?

Why the fuck is Akihiko the father of Sae and Makoto

Pls anyone??

Heterosexuality is bad. Each and every human on the planet has been a product of that shit, and humans were a mistake.

well the straight ones were clearly more romantic while gay scenes were mostly jokes or guys being uneasy, so I guess

dude cognition lmao

that child is NOT 7 good lord

maybe 3 if that

>don't want to start dating Ann because i don't wanna ntr mah cat
why would anyone do this?

your cat will never be able to satisfy ann, but you should just leave her for Ryuji

Why not?

Artist liked the idea, I thought it was silly but like the pic and erased the name

WHY IS THE FATHER AKIHIKO FUCK

Some people do it EXPLICITLY to NTR their fucking cat.

Akihiko gets around

>Hey Morgana, we got you a cat friend! Check it out it's in that room over there!
>Morgana is surprised, this is the nicest joker has-been in years, and on top of that, dad is never nice!
>He quickly runs into the room but what he sees starts to make him cringe and stutter
>Makoto is on all fours crying, little attachable ears from destinyland
>Reowwww??!! Morgana jumped back
>Sae starts laughing and picks up Morgana by his tail and flings him around like a helicopter over her head
>Noo! Put him down, Makoto screeched
>Cats don't talk! Joker sharply yelled making her back down and quietly meow
>Sae reaches maximum velocity with her helicopter motion swinging and let go, Morgana flies at a high speed out of the apartment window
>We got a new cat now don't we! Sae gives Makoto a pat on the head.
>Now, we should get her lobotomized tomorrow, dont you think joker?
>Of course, he kisses was on the cheek, after all cats don't talk.

Anymore domestic requests guys? :)

If you don't plow that ass Ryuji will have to do it out of pity for her.

why is Akihiko making out with Kou

I'll be your friend, what's your psn?

Do makogoro

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>Door-kun comes back but because the method wasnt foolproof he becomes a girl via anime shenanigans
>Akihiko fucks the Door
I could see it happening

b-but I like mona

no you don't

>he wants a girl who knows how to box, eat, and keep an obsessive schedule
dear fuck

you gotta aim

How did you know my fetish user? Noe i'm mad this isn't at least a fic.

Everyone always talks about Joker x Futaba, Groo x Makoto, Joker x Groo and all that other shit.
But what about Morgana x Haru.

Drowning with Makoto!

Well shit. Now I want to see this.

??? why do you need door to become a girl when there's already femc

You guys need to give me ideas, I was only doing what did Makoto this time to get joker mad, so give me some context bro.

would any pt girl actually want morgana's barbed penis destroying their vaginal walls

Forcibly drowning Makoto!

there's a very big difference

wait are you talking about female Akihiko or what now

I'd rather have that, I mean MvsR are meant to kill each other