Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/news/updates/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
dotabuff.com/
opendota.com/
datdota.com/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/

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youtube.com/watch?v=HpVhSx0fZwM
lmgtfy.com/?q=american athletes go to europe for treatment
heyjackass.com/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

first for an avatarfagless thread

>arc warden is bad
-d2g

Ded gaem

What IG lost to NP? So they dont deserv any direct Invite for TI right?

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OFFICIAL WAIFU NATIONALITIES

Drow = South African
Mirana = British
WR = Irish
CM = Finnish
Lina = Finnish
VS = Swedish
TA = Chinese
Luna = Welsh
Enchantress = Canadian
Naga = Mediterranean
LC = North African
PA = Polish
QoP = American
DP =French
Broodmother = Australian
Spectre = North Korean
Medusa = Greek
Pugna = Japanese
Winter Wyvern = Antarctican

Chinese teams just have to exist and show up in a few tournaments to get their free invites.

>twitch chat
Cease all posting activity at once.

>cache nyx set

arc warden is bad, faceless is worse

Only shitters think that.
>muh basic micro is too hard

>collector's cache 2015
>11 decent sets
>mfw collector's cache 2017

>thirdies

>Luna = Welsh
what the fuck

>50 votes
which th/r/ead did you get this from?

Notail could have played a Creep and OG would have won because LMAO JUST SUNSTRIKE TO 30K NETWORTH AND TORNADO ON 1 SEC COOLDOWN LMAO

why is the stadium so small and empty

So when is valve going to re-release alpine ursa?

It was posted last thread.

literally last thread
basically reddit anyway

>mad about twitch chat, aka goodd2g

LMAO

youtube.com/watch?v=HpVhSx0fZwM

WOW WTF IS BLACK SAYING

SOMEONE MAKE A REDITT THREADLETS STOP THIS FUCKLGIUNBV UINBVEARABLE RACISM

>drinking liquid

>micheal jordan is black
>kek

BASED

i love esports

they interview retards

its like having a show of 4chin

Why are dotards so gay?

Reminder Americans have terrible healthcare and if it werent for god-tier EU healthcare, Black^ would've died at 17

Americans eternally BTFO

true

had to mute, it was so cringe

>spend 31 quid for a bunch of shitty treasures and 22 levels
>spend 8 quid for 24 levels
hmmm......

omg unreal

Reminder that America has the best healthcare in the world and people come from all over the world to get the best treatment they can

Reminder that if you can't afford this healthcare it is you or your family's fault, not America's.

>Reminder that if you can't afford this healthcare it is you or your family's fault, not America's.
not even you can afford your own healthcare dumbfuck

JUST BAN INVOKER U RETARDED NIGGERS

t e m p o

>those sets

OH BOY CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT YEAR, THE INTERNATIONAL WILL BE IN THE FUCKING SPACE, IMAGINE THE SETS THAT WILL COME WITH IT.

Reminder that Americans pay MORE for healthcare than any other developed country yet have LOWER life expectancy than the other developed countries that spend less than us

Reminder EU can only pretend to be socialists because they don't spend money on military and that's going to change.

Reminder it's only minorities, druggies and people over 300 lbs. in America who complain about the healthcare, because they want healthy, well-off people to take care of them.

amerifat actually believe this holy fucking shit

Dota?

they believe anything, they are working with 1 bit

Blame niggers murdering people at 5x the normal rate.

It is a real drag on the life expectancy

DOTA 2 ESPORTS

>work decent job
>get health insurance


wow that was hard

sign me the fuck up

I think the monthly terrorists attacks even it up

sisters shouldn't fight...

>A 2007 survey had found about 70 million Americans either have difficulty paying for medical treatment or have medical debt.[4] Studies have found people are most likely to accumulate large medical debts when they do not have health insurance to cover the costs of necessary medications, treatments, or procedures—in 2009 about 50 million Americans had no health coverage.[2]

>Foglet
>5'11"

kek then I'm 7'15"

Jerax literslly shaking from the Addy kicking in

>tfw watching this

More niggers have killed each other in Chiraq this year than all the terrorist attacks in europe over the past 5 years combined.

>be retarded
>dont have health insurance
>get your life fucked up

i wonder how this could be prevented......

not even close

Literally american athletes go to europe and asia for medical treatment.

We should start a thread in /sp/ so we can have some fucking flags

>reminder that the pseudowhite manlet has had the same beautiful girlfriend for nearly a decade
>and you have loli pugna

Think ODPixel is his connection? That motherfucker is always high as fuck

you are so god damn retarded it hurts

>not going to /pol/ to shitpost about some dotes

I would love a source for that my friend

Stop replying to amerifat bait, it's an underage faggot defending m-muh murifat

>/pol/

no thanks, i limit my interaction with reddit to here exclusively

>come to talk about pro dota
>get us/euro shitposting instead
never change

>le ursa alpine stalker doesnt fit thematically!
>fast forward few years
>we have a batrider who is riding a fucking manta ray and slark with chastity device as helmet

All esports discussion should be moved to /asp/.
This thread is for the discussion of the video game itself.

...

>not mentioning the biggest meme

Who is this mumbling piece of shit trying to cast?

Yeah my gf's pussy is still sore tonight after I crushed her with my fat cock last night, so I guess you're right, for now

>tfw giving your gf multiple earth-shattering orgasms breaks her pussy for a couple days

based botswana

lmgtfy.com/?q=american athletes go to europe for treatment

anyone who bitches about shit like needs to fucking DIE

heyjackass.com/

US has a sub-human problem, not a healthcare problem

ANTI MAGE

>black AM
get fucked OG

CABAL SUNDERED

What did you expect to happen when the patch buffed Force Staff?
At the least its not Glimmer Cape 1.0 bad

im afraid that were about to go full TF2 with the cosmetics eventually

>reminder that there is no kek

>see The Nightman picked
>faceless

I want to believe

Just woke up, how did NP do it?
They get Bristle both games?

>I'm going to go with Team _____ so we can have a decider match!"
Next time just don't say anything. This is on par with
>"Ohhh I was thinking that they were going to choose _____ and they actually did it"
when they're talking about drafts.

>its just peyton manning one time

euros truly are desperate

Dusa, clock.

I can understand that. But honestly i like the manta ray, and it's not too much of a meme in my opinion

>mid anti mage

what the fugg is this in game noise shit
I haven't player this in ages

Double aghs ideas?

>Nightstalker
lets you fly all the time

>its a yuros wake up feeling butthurt and start shitting up the thread with le ebin healthcare debate

scroll up, the thread is all Dota until suddenly 1 European out of nowhere posts something completely unrelated to Dota 2 in the form of "REMINDER THAT AMERICANS X"

despite their obvious shitting up of the general they still try to falseflag their crimes away

Aui tree game one, mss clock and shit IG draft game two

>t-they are posting bad things about my country
>p-please stop them i can't read this
>yuros are meanies!!!

I actually hate Yuros so much they always blame us for everything but we're only funposters and bros here in america

B L A C K E D

add me on iccup

>dog on maiden
l-lewd