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I wanna try to main Ana on season 5

Any good starting tips?

>got to GM
>didn't get the 3k comp points

what the fuck

so roadhog would become fat widowmaker

shoot the people with low health

___ for Widowmaker

Never stop shooting

>*flies around with mercy sucking his cock*
>*kills your team because they're too fucking stupid to dodge slow ass rockets*
>[Match]: hahahaha get good shitters XDDDD
Pharmacy deserves to be nerfed into the ground. Pharah herself needs a buff, atleast to her rocket speed.

and I think it's the best image

What, are you some kind of thin skinned nu-male?

Free weekend over. Did blizzjews capture any newfriends?

do you not receive comp points if you got a suspension from disconnecting?

>>if hook hits level geometry before a player it pulls him towards it

that sounds fun as shit actually

wait that's just widow's grapple :thinking:

>love Zenyatta
>can't bring myself to play him because his xbox hueg hitbox and his lack of mobility makes him flankerbait: the hero
feels bad

Just remove deflect from genji, game becomes 100x more fun and balanced.

There's no reason to have it in the game, it's overpowered, cancerous and broke as fuck hitbox

>Reinhardt
>150 health becomes armor
>+10% move speed

Bleu

Use grenade offensively when you can
Nano the right targets
Heal the big guys, heal widow and pharah when you remember
Tranq dart the big guys or nanoboosted s76/genjis

>tfw you play Tracer and find a Winston that knows how to dive with you

learn some trigger discipline

Why is young Ana so FUCKING attractive?

>there are people who get into Symm's 7m beam and get burned
Why do they do struggle with this?

This isn't the Sims 4 general

>hog buff
>ever
Kill yourself
>Roadhog
>Missing a hook makes the hook get 15 second CD
I fixed everything forever.

God Captcha is so shit.

Did you end the season as GM or drop down?

PLEASE TELL ME YOUR LYING user because im going to be extremely disappointed

>Watching Muselk video because fuck off
>People sometimes shit on him for being captain of the Austrailia team and he just takes it in stride and makes a joke
I'm a little jealous of his attitude desu

silver players don't get a say in balance

Amaris

why use ana on comp instead of mercy?

and symetra?

The hitbox should be smaller, yes, but you're a fucking retard if you don't stop aiming at him when you hear HONKI O MISETE MIRO.

>Finally get Zenyatta's golden orbs
>Now I never have to play comp again

Feels good mang

Nanoboost
Tranq dart
Anti heal
Very strong single target healing

...

dropped down but the reward is based on season high

im not lying. I have 2399 or something comp points from wins over the season. I should have 5000.

im uninstalling. fuck this trash game.

>exist in the same dimension as Symmetra or Roadhog
>die

JYOTO DA

>178152819
>people are unironically replying to this
It's too easy

>Go to pornhub like a fucking pleb
>Start fapping
>Realize that the porn star looks like young Ana
>Cum almost instantly because of it

>I CAN PRESS SHIFT I DESERVE A KILL
African tier IQ niggers like you don't deserve a right to post here.

Because once it locks onto you it can go past 7m and around corners outside LOS

>Play Zenyatta
>Suddenly 1v1ing Roadhogs and winning
I don't understand

Well that's just disappointing

Zenyatta is great because he can just lazily press shift on someone to be already useful and then he can fucking instagib anything that looks at him the wrong way.

Hog is an utter piece of shit but Zenyatta turn his fat ass HP into squishy 350.

>Play Zenyatta
>18% accuracy
>people on /owg/ apparently constantly get gold elims as Zen
I don't understand

REMINDER THAT GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN

>18% accuracy
This is actually an accomplishment, have you never heard of leading? I consistently get 50% direct hit accuracy with Pharah and 40~ with McRee.

>not hanzo

Leave dirty McGenji fuckboy

Why is the thread so slow and full of shitposts when euro's are asleep?

This
Pig and sniper removal when?

>tfw you get an instant discord/dink on a tracer or genji right at the start
>they assume you're some zen god and switch off
I only ever play him if we need a second healer and lucio is taken but this shit happens all the time. The rest of the time i get shit on.

Why are YOU so slow and full of shitposts?

>implying it's better when the euros are awake

McCree and Hanzo have probably never met in canon. Genji and McCree were both in Blackwatch.

Really makes you think

I don't know about the gold elims but I get gold damage quite often.

>playing solo
>somehow haven't lost a single game all day

Cyborg weeb and Swiss healslut are the ones fucking.

>shoot at shields
>get gold damage
Pat yourself on the back.

>Implying I'm not awake

>play Zen
>pick off Mei/Tracer/Genji/Pharah/etc right at the start of the round
>Regardless if they switch or not they bully you for the rest of the round, single ult you, etc.

lmfao

>Pharah ults their healer
>"salty"
Yeah let me just ult their tracer or some shit. Surely depriving enemy team of heals is a mistake.

Just picked up this game on sale, who is the "Ryu" of Overwatch?

Well balanced, very few bad matchups etc etc. I haven't played FPS games in a while but I used to be CAL-M fwiw

So what bracket does "shoot the solo healer keeping 3 tanks alive" become a consideration for offense players?

They possibly haven't met in canon YET. The story is just getting started. Get better taste McGenji shitposter.

Jamison Fawkes! He's the best, I love him and I would do anything for him!

Isn't this exactly when Euros would be awake, though?

NERF GENJI

Dash damage to 25
Deflect to 1s
Fan of shuriken damage to 15 each

FUCK OFF YOU SKILLLESS COCK SUCKER

76 IS HARDER TO PLAY THAN THIS FUCKING TURBO CRUTCH FAGGOT

>backfill into a game that's only 1 minute in and my team is already so camped they can't leave the spawn without dying to junkrat bombs, widowmaker headshotting people, or symmetra's le sneaky death trap and lock on beam of balance
>manage to get out of the spawn room and kill junkrat as he throws his face at me as Ana
>press tab
>I have gold medal for elims

Soldier.

Soldier is not really hardcountered by anything he can't deal with. Pharah is also good for shitstomping scrubs.
>getting butthurt about Genji's shitty kit and not his broken ult

*kills you behind a wall*

No idea what you asking but blackwatch genji looks a little like youre pick so probbably that

SIMPURU GEO MUH TREE

Not really, His rate of fire is ridiculous. I just mash discord and spam shots into team fights. My crit rate would be a lot lower if I were shooting shields.

HEH
SIMPLE GEOMETRY

>"lol calm down Pharah"
>I'm targeting you because you're a healer GAWWWD"

why don't you just admit you're angry because you're the one who got picked off first

BASIC ALGEBRA

Good thing le monke jumps on Hanzo 10 times in a row until he repicks

FUNDAMENTAL TAXONOMY

scatter nerf fucking when

Doesnt take much to be a great mercy main
>Click heal laser on someone
>Q when dead people on the floor
Bam, expert level mercy

Why don't you just admit you're angry because you're the one who got picked off first?

>This is what Pharah mains actually believe

>when you lose to a game full of brand new players because they have a basic handle on shooter mechanics and they just team up and shoot you while your team is trying to go rambo

what pornstar?

>kill anyone for any reason
>[match]: lol calm down bro XD
I just don't get it desu.

Remember to always report these players:

>Hanzo
>Tracer
>Genji

>76 IS HARDER TO PLAY THAN THIS FUCKING TURBO CRUTCH FAGGOT
Tasty bait nomnomnom.

>when you shoot rockets in the general direction of a hitscan and they somehow manage to walk directly into every one
ez

Did you mean to greentext this....? What a compelling argument, anonymous.

replace Tracer with Widow or Torb

I don't main, I switch to whatever hero is necessary. I just like playing DPS because it makes me feel good about wiping out enemy team alone.

guys what if junkrat

hear me out

what if junkrat

invisible traps