/2hug/- Touhou General

Heresy Edition

LAST THREAD: >So what is this game?
Touhou is a bullet hell game made by ZUN. Instead of ship or robots it features anime girls fighting youkai and such.

>Why isn't this in /jp/
Some Cirno poster made a thread just for a get and now we're here.

>Where should I start?
the games until 5 were designed for the PC-98 platform, which would require an emulator. It's recommended you start either with the sixth (first Windows game) or the second game (as the first one isn't a bullet hell) and work your way up from there
some games aren't your usual bullet hells but should be played anyway
1: Arkanoid
7.5, 10.5, 12.3, 13.5, 14.5: Fighting games
The others follow the basics of the bullet hell genre but usually add a game play twist.


>Where can I get the games?
moriyashrine.org/classic-era-th6th95.html
moriyashrine.org/retro-era-pc-98.html

>how to be a primary for good children
m.imgur.com/s1JmZu8

DEMO LINKS:
Four seasons:
mega.nz/#!hIZTTapC!1A4MTSueiirqFTfLkMeSab3cd6B9b5s4uITU-DlUs2c

AoCF:
mega.nz/#!g4d0hRqS!cyFKIH3U_On3zUBNA6GtcIjNjrN3IK4StJBPalFafQM

Touhou is a video game and we're not disturbing anybody.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/playlist?list=PLlsYeCqA-Vc5_XARqSiUMwU2RQ9cYc2Jd
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

How did Remilia even get inside our nation. Whatever, attacked Foot of the Mountain.
Attacked one of Remilia's forces!
Recruited Kaguya (9*)
Remilia's forces attacked back!
Arrested Flandere
Hired Sumireko
Arrested Rin
The fight continues...

Talked to Flandere
+6,000~ Gold, Fighting Increased (82)
Hired Kokoro 7*

Gave some money to Kanako.
Diplomatic Annexation with Kanako!
Hired Satori.

Diplomatic Annexation with Yuugi!
Allied with Seija.
Diplomatic Annexation with Seija!
Gave Yuyuko some money.
Diplomatic Annexation with Yuyuko!
Hired Youki
Hired Kogasa
Recruited Louise
Hired Yuki
Hired Yumeko

What do? Give some money to Remilia, alliance with her and then Annex with her?

Trevor must die.

Touhou is a video game and we're not disturbing anybody

Woah woah woah you sure you shouldn't be peem allying?
then at least you can revolt then annex them.

Not now pls. Wait until mods leave us alone.

Annex, and are you sure you want to be doing this right now? one of the mods seem to be a bit delete happy tonight

They restricted me from posting a new thread sorry about that...
this is really dumb.
Touhou is a damn video game.

holy expansion bro
also who is trevor? our local harasser?

Any news from irc?

My first run I was good friends with Miko and she didn't ally with me after I revolted against Marisa. So I don't think we should take that chance, besides we're weaker so there'd be no point to it.

I copied this and moved so if that happens, I'll just do it again.

Trevor is a forbidden meme.

WE MOVE TO CRIPPLECHAN

give me this forbidden knowledge.

Isn't that the doujin with a male Miko?
Anyways one day some user came in asking about a Trevor. Of course, nobody knew who Trevor was except the poster. The poster told us to forget and left, we've made Trevor a joke basically marked him as, "He Who's Name Must Not Be Spoken"-tier or as some weird mod god.


If we die after I post this just make it:
Fuck you Trevor edition
This is my only request.

I think I remember that vaguely

You should considering you were in that thread.

Previous thread was technically

it was barely a thread

But now it's impossible to be queen(king)

I guess this run will be continued 2 hours from now if the thread is still alive.

Trevor BTFO

Is it just me or the Shrine Touhou 10 doesn't work?

rip

I don't get it

What is zun's thing with making the younger sister more powerful?

Daddy?

Imouto power I guess.

lolitastic.

help

It's almost been 2 hours, I guess this is close enough, how many are here?

war guy here.

I'm still wondering what the hell happened. Did we just get nuked or something>?

here

Anybody got news from irc guy?

Pretty much, two deleted threads in a row. One near discussion and one that barely started.

Also, I'm pretty damn sure that we can finish this run tonight/today/this evening.
So, roughly 3 people present, not counting myself, alright - So should we give some money to Remilia, ally and try to annex? Or something else?

Hold off on the wars, focus on your family life

I just woke up, so yeah.

Ally?

Good morning, meow~ is now our slogan.

Gave Remilia some money.
Returned some of Remilia's officers.
Alliance with Remilia.
Diplomatic Annexation with Remilia!

Arrested Reimu
Released Rinnosuke

Formed Unit 4! Flandere/Satori/Seiga
Claimed the Forgotten Path!
Arrested Genji.
Arrested two dolls.

So talk to Junko or something?

Annex

Did we ever get her pregnant, if not, I really think we should work on that

Have a kid, swap her gender, retire as a housewife to your pure husbando

mokou memes are tops

why did you arrest the turtle

Fug Junko, if she's still not pregnant.

Y'know Touhou Labyrinth 2 is way more harder than I expected. I like the UI and art but I kinda wanted more music. Well that and I wish there were more character portraits.

>I wish there were more character portraits.
explain? I haven't managed to play it yet

Basically every character has only one portrait art. It's great but I kinda wanted to see more expressions. Then again the large quantity of playable characters would make that daunting so I can understand why he didn't make more.

Better hope the war lasts that long because I'm feeling in the mood for - not a fight, but a one-sided slaughter.

We need a mascot.

Crafting Fertility Drug...
Fugged Junko in the Hot Spring. (Junko is a dom just so you know in advance)
+7,000~, Fighting increased (83)

Claimed the Eel Stalls!
Utsuho's nation has come to ruin...
Arrested Utsuho.
Arrested Nazrin.

Junko really likes giving the succ.
Gained cash, fight increased.

Returned all hostages to Marisa.
Gave some money to Marisa.
Alliance with Marisa.
Diplomatic Annexation with Marisa!

Gave some money to Yumemi.
Allied with Yumemi.
Diplomatic Annexation with Yumemi!

Alright, so should we make this finale somewhat interesting and not just end it with, "Money makes the world go around." Type of ending? Because I'm pretty sure we have enough cash to bribe everyone into annex-ating with us.

My nigga.

Ah thats understandable, that's usually more down the VN line of things.I bet the look good anyways.
Though drawing a face on a base temple you already have into to bad I don't think. I'm not very good at art but its not as bad.

good choice
yes lets shake things up

Let's slaughter them, and we execute everyone we capture as a power play

So when will Morino Hon do art for a Touhou game?

shit dude this isnt tenshi we are talking about

I fucking hope so, I adore his art and i think he is my favorite artist, I want him to teach me his ways so I can stop being shit at art

Silly Mokou, you can't kill yourself!

Y'know you'd think he/she'd find work already doing art for video games or something. It's either that or fade away like several artists.

they really should! god the way the do the hair si just so perfect to me, Im a HUGE sucker for good designed hair and the way he does his really tickles my fancy. That and his coloring scheme is 10/10

It's the only way they'll learn, they think that because we dress like ta girl that they can just push us around and revolt, well they were wrong

Are moonbitches still in prison?

fuck

Hold on, I'm not gonna have any fool become a cum slut for life that's a fate worse than death.

Discount training - Cirno's is not the strongest but she's strong. (69 -> 71 Fight)
Preformed one final draft.
Formed Unit 5

Captured Shrine Hill.

Married Junko!
Had lovey-dovey handholding sex with Junko!

The Raven got pregnant. Oh.
Formed Unit 6!
Captured Hill Road and Hakurei Shrine!

Lewded with Junko.
Junko now feels True Love for 2hug!
Gained gold, fighting increased.

Yes.

Captured Pond Behind Shrine!

Alright, this really is it. There's only three cities left that we have to capture and a Relay Point separating us from them.
4 Turns, not enough for pregnancy and birth.
We either make Junko a boy now or leave them as a girl.
I vote we make Junko a boy. Vote now or forever hold your piece.

>The Raven got pregnant.
oh FUCK

He's an artist that can definitely be as good and famous as Akihiko Yoshida. Banpai Akira also could've been as good but he's been busy with stuff these days.

you know, we can just spend a few turns trying to get her pregnant, it's not like anything bad;s gonna happen

Become best dad first.

BOY JUNKO NOW

he really could, I wonder how long they have been drawing and how long it takes them to draw one of their pieces

Highest risk is a revolt and us losing a lot of cities and officers because of it.

It takes years to improve. And it probably takes about 30 minutes to a few hours for one piece.

Girl girl girl!

>an hour for that kind of piece
i am jelly af

So if we turn Junko into a boy, do we turn ourselves into a girl or do we stay a trap, I prefer the former scenario

>They restricted me from posting a new thread sorry
What
Like they banned you exclusively from making new threads? the fuck man.

Male: Female: user it's all up to you, 10 minutes have passed I'm extending this by 5 minutes - If no response then I shall coin flip.

What would be the point of being a trap from the start if we turn in female (male) [female]

female

it was a tempt 8 minute thing where i couldn't make a post because I broke the rules, by posting non-video game related threads in Veeky Forums
looks like touhou isn't a video game anymore

Woman

Did you go to the irc?

I really should have strawpolled that. Then again, I want to trust you Anons.
Well, guess the goal of making Junko a boy has failed.

+8,000~ Gold, fight increased
Sending all 6 units into the final 3 cities!

Ended Base Phase.

Captured Gates of Fantasy.
Captured Mugenkan

Ended Base Phase

Final War Phase.
This is it, the end of the Journey.
2hug, Junko, and their adopted child Cirno, lead their army of 250,000~ troops into the final city.
Just give me the word.
Let's crush these bastards.
That's all I need.

it told me I needed login info when I tried, I have no idea but unless it comes up again I'll just try and let it slide.

aw yeah

>and their adopted child Cirno
when was this?
aww

Not that user but I think no one has reported the dumb mods using irc. I can't access it for some reason. I've stopped trying after seeing the Mods haven't touch this thread yet.

At the very least, we should make 2hug a girl, so those drugs we spent time and money on don't go to waste

Last minute choice since I've been powering up Cirno all this time and Junko didn't get pregnant.
2hug must remain as a trap, the only reason why we crafted that drug was for Junko and we voted.

Cirno too fucking strong.

Hey /2hug/
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLlsYeCqA-Vc5_XARqSiUMwU2RQ9cYc2Jd
I hope all of you have seen this.

...

I can't even get a final image right...
Man, I'm pathetic.
I apologize for taking an image slot.

...

we did it!

>Gengets: 831 to 0 to to 0
>Mugetsu's cooking ability increased!
Holy shit.

WE DID IT!!!

WE DID IT!!!

WE DID IT!!!

WE DID IT!!!

WE DID IT!!!

Considering someone actually got banned on a bullshit reason I think it's best to do that before we get purged outright
I didn't know you could adopt 2hus
>Mugetsu Gengetsu
Oh boy, someone's gonna be mad we rekt his waifu

If it happen again, I would report the bastard. But for now, I'm too lazy to figured out the username irc bullshit.

I don't know how to Kimono, I don't know how to cape, I don't know how to glove, hair may be oversized a tad, I don't know how to slippers, but I do know that I rushed the hell out of it and it's trash.
This is my final send off, at least until we do the next run if there is any.

LOOK AT THAT DINOSAUR
I'm kidding, its cute user! you did better then my shitty attempt

Thanks for everything friend

Man, image is a bit blurry. Meh, at least it's view-able.

It's a /serv command that instantly registers your nick and password to the irc server

>bedroom slippers
I was half thinking we should go for the pajama look.
Guess I was right lol

>a bystander with worse fashion sense than hecatia is the reason that war is over
Never change, 2hug.

Worse fashion sense=More power

Good job, eTK user.
Have a beer.

I just visited /jp/ for the first time in ages. Is it always filled with this many touhou threads? I swear they should just rename it to /2hu/ because that's basically what it looks like at the moment.

I may have loss some sleep but I think it was worth it in the end. Besides, thank everyone in the threads who voted and the one who requested the run. I'll let Lance the Outsider take care of the Eratohok things for now, next time we do this it'll be next month, maybe around the 20th if you guys want another run.
I don't drink though, the thought is appreciated however.