League of Legends General - /lolg/

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Old eyosongive.us

Please ejaculate on my waifu!

THROW ANOTHER ROCK

I'll make sure this nigger champ will never see the light of day once we hit 10 bans

EZREAL IS CUTE AND GAY!

xth for lewd supports

Good night anons. I love you all and wish you only the best in your games and in life!

yeah same here

retarded champ

I want to RAPE Lulu :3

What champs destroy Anivia mid?
Ziggs?
How exactly does he beat her?

Will do.
Taking a quick glance over the list, Vi, Warwick and Renekton seems pretty likable. Sion and Yorick look interesting, too.
Also, holy shit, this game has a fuckton of champions, how do you guys keep up with that?

xth for NTR/Mindbreak/Impregnation.

I want to rape a Nami or Sona player, desu

Once you play as/against a champion, you get the hang of it. The free rotation does wonders for getting to know the champions since, as a new player, you usually play as/against the same small pool for a week.

Play free rotation, buy champions you liked during the rotation.

>no Enigma champion

:(

This is Draven, the glorious executioner!
Say something nice about him!

>Enemy team only has one source of physical damage
>Double digit kills on him before 20 minutes

Every time. Every single fucking time.

>Get Haunting Guise on my first back as Cho
>Lane opponent comes back without a single MR item

>get adc role
>teammate hovers Rakan support
>ask him politely to not choose it
>he ignores me and locks it in
I've never seen a Rakan support do anything other than fucking feed. And judging by the ignoring bullshit that just tells me he isn't going to be a good support no matter what.

hes a pretty cute squishy sub

i can't play trynd for the life of me

>call someone a nerd
>get penalty of chat restriction
>get what appears to be a premade script executing of flaming to a degree thats completely fucked up even by my standards, uses nigger, kill yourself, faggot, pussy ass bitch boy
>no ban, even for using scripting tools
why is this allowed?
i even sent a support ticket to bitch about this and got told to fuck off

Is Kog'Maw any good right now?

riot support has the orders that the Bot-Tribunal (TM) works as intended and there's nothing wrong with it
They're pretty much not even allowed to discuss it.

Faggot.

why are traps so fucking hot? i like girls and i don't feel attracted to masculine men at all but a feminine trap gets me drooling

>not allowed
i have read through every line of their EULA and ToS and nowhere does it state they cannot share the state of another player's report/ban

also i go back and forth until i get a human, it only takes a 2 replies before they put a real person in front of that reply box

>a few days later
>why are people so intolerant of us homosexuals we mean no harm, why do they hate us :'(

>silvers

so cute

Patrician taste.

>every homo posts this shit

so its okay for me to hate all straight people because lulufags are horrible people?

>I am /pol/ because I point out you're discrediting an entire sexual orientation by being an annoying fuck

Only faggots go to /pol/

ranked match bets

>scared of gays because is closet gay
>goes to /pol/

Who would've thought.

> 0/8/0
> Uhhhhh...unga...
> R!
> Triple Kill! Ace!
> GG

what other champions fit this description.

Lads is Graves still strong?

I haven't played since the nerf but he was so much fun

Minor update. Reksai is going to be updated very shortly and naut doesn't quite make the cut. Morde is the debatable future addition. He's completely binary in that he autowins certain matchups top or bot as ADC but if there is a Galio top or a Caitlyn bot he might as well just afk at the tier 2 turrets.

The difference is that 90% of the users of this board are not utterly disgusted by poor fanart of lulu, if you put aside the autism of the man who posts it.
The same 90% however would rather not see a man's butthole and testicles when browsing a blue board about videogames.
This is why homophobes hate you.

kotorono

>Fiora gets banned
>Darius gets banned
>Yasuo gets banned
>Xayah gets banned

Why can't all banning phases be like this?

>acting like that isn't the majority of what we have to fucking see
>thinks the lulu shit is the same as posting a guy with cum coming out of his ass
I'm bi but come the fuck on, don't act like there isn't a reason.

you now have to be somewhat competent to win with him. hes not free wins anymore

>90% of people arent disgusted by lulu

I disagree

yes but you have to go that tarzan kite build, which I personally didnt like, the other option is good ol' pd/dd abuse.

hes still strong, but will struggle vs elise or nidalee now.

>control wards only reveal 3 people Evelynn, Twitch, and Rengar
What's even the point just remove it because no one even uses it for those purposes anyways.

katarina takes skill though

Somebody please recommend me a nice, calming, small game that I can play after a tilting match to calm myself down.

I've been using both Enter The Gungeon and FTL for that for a while now, but kinda played too much of both of those.

A terrible image of Lulu and its various implications about the person who posted it are far worse than a cute shaved girly butt.

watch boxerpete

Who are the lolgen approved streamers? Pic not related.

>no champion that puts others in a time loop
>no champion that swaps health bars
>no champion who can freeze time
>no champion that can that can phase
>no champion who can create more than one clone

You have literally five seconds to explain this.

>10 bans come
>these are probably gonna be perma banned
>riot will take it away
It's gonna be like clock work. Riot will give us something good and fun and then take it away for being too fun.

and when straight posts scat, furry, piss, guro, or cuck shit?
am I allowed to hate all straights because of them?

you literally lump all gays into the same group as insufferable faggots but choose to cherry pick straight people

stop being a hypocrite

I can tell from just the tiny thumbnail that it is definitely not approved
Also, to answer your question, "content" creators and ecelebs are never approved here

>jungler wants leash
>go give them leash
>they ping the adc
>"alright no ganks for bot lane"
like no nigga youre entitled to a leash not a 2 person leash get off your high horse

>have to dodge twice in a fucking row because anti-meta babies want to take champions in roles they literally weren't fucking made for because being anti-meta is cool now
I shouldn't have to take a fucking timer because I don't want to be locked down for 20+ minutes with a faggot that fed his lane so hard, since he took a champ that shouldn't have been there in the first place, we get steamrolled.

if you want to git gud

arcsecond
quas
notorious pob

I'm at a complete lose at how these titles actually attract people

>one day riot is going to rework Rammus

Kill me.

when the new patch will come

I don't get how Nightblue is so retarded but consistently high elo.

Is he cheating?

>>no champion that puts others in a time loop
>>no champion who can freeze time
>wanting Chromie in leagues.
No thanks.

Me

He plays nothing but top-3 Junglers and tryhards every game. Literally anyone can reach Challenjour doing that.

The adc is a dumb cunt though if he doesn't leash, he loses nothing from it.

not Niggerblue I asure you

Enjoy your 3-hit passives

children

he even mentioned fidget spinners in that title

Counterplay is a buzzword prove me wrong

>almost pick Jhin
>enemy team has lots of divers
>pick Ezreal instead
>the entire match, feel like Naut and Sejuani on my team aren't trying to tank
>like they literally try and stand behind me
>at some point, it's a 3v1 against a Warwick and when I land a Q, they run to get behind me
>pop my E to get back behind them
>decide to keep running until they stop
>we actually run all the way back to base
>Naut: "wtf dude why didnt you kill him we were right there"
>mfw

What the fuck is wrong with some people? I play a squishy and my tanks won't initiate. I play a tank and my squishies won't follow up.

>Riven Flashes on me, fires off her entire combo in a second and I'm dead before stun wears off
>Want to be mad but I'm too impressed by the sick animation cancelling he did

Why are the majority of Lee Sins Silver then?

>Straight guy posts straight porn
"fuck off pornposter this is a blue board"
>straight deviant posts scat/furry/etc porn
"fuck off you disgusting freak, this is a blue board"
>gay man posts gay porn
"fuck off gay man, this is a blue board"

where exactly is the problem?
in the first situation you can hate waifufags and porn posters, in the second you can hate scat/furry fags, and in the third you can hate homos

The fucking difference? All gay men are gay, but not even 1% of straight men accept scat.
Oh, I forgot: to go back to your example of lulufag, posting poor fanart of lulu isn't fucking forbidden here.

how do i give the best hecarimjob?

you lose 60 gold from 3 minions that die from minions

also what happened to smiting the first camp from the leash this shit is the reason the adc loses the 60g

I mean I don't think its going to be anytime soon. They just made fairly big changes to him.

nice try riven shill

>Riot still has not made something so fundamentally retarded as the "gap closing is my resource" that is Yasuo

I can't even imagine what could be even more retarded than what was probably an april fool's joke like Yasuo is.

How is he after lethality nerfs? I don't see him anymore

ADC doesn't have to lose any minions as long as he isnt retarded.

>also what happened to smiting the first camp from the leash this shit is the reason the adc loses the 60g
This is how we all know you're an adc baby that only thinks about himself. You can thank the new jungle timers and smite cd for that.

>gapclosing is my resource
>akali

if you lose to yasuo in 2017 you deserved it

soraka can't heal minions anymore? what the fuck?

Shen looks cool tho

>Using Fidget Spinner, even ironically, in your title
>All caps
>BIG BOLD YELLOW LETTERS in the thumbnail


I hate that every league youtube devolves into this. I used to like watching Redmercy but now he uses shit like that and it triggers me.

tfw nobody to play with

the lethality nerfs aren't what changed him, the gutting on his Q is
which is very justified since he was 100-0ing toplaners because lol I cannot miss my combo against a melee champion

he's ok but underwhelming if you want to play him in his intended role (midlane)

Diana is probably the most forgotten champ in the game right now.
>aatrox not in the dumpster
What a weird sensation

>tfw Yas feels like a dota 2 hero
>turn rates would actually balance Yas so he can't dash everywhere and auto.
Petition to give Dota 2 Yas when?

so then just say you hate gays because they like guys dont pretend its because they all post porn here because they dont

your first post implied the opposite

I have a spinner. It helps with my stress. I dunno maybe I'm autistic.

Whelp. Haven't played for a good while, and really had been losing interest since February. These were my last couple of games, sad to think they were mostly loses.

Just uninstalled for good, I think I'm finally free.

See you in space cowboys...

What are the best afk farm scaling champs for mid lane?
I'm okay with having a rough laning phase, just need something rewarding.
Karthus maybe?

I'm sure there's people it actually helps, and I don't judge anyone if it actually helps them. It's just the 'fad' aspect of it that's annoying; kind of what dabbing turned into.

can anyone invite me to the lolg discord?

I might have gotten placed into Silver II, and had to grind my way out, AND I quit the season as soon as I hit Diamond, but I'm certainly better than you.

Also Ahri is retarded, fuck her.

Go to the site in the OP and then click on the discord link on the homepage

this is nearly 50% wrong

>urgot trash
>singed trash
>udyr trash
>diana trash
>chogath trash
>tristana trash

trash means actual bottom tier garbage
all those I just listed are completely viable

is rengar banned a lot, or a i safe to spam him?

>fuck her.
can i watch?