/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

Glocknade my friend.

After having played one pub game where someone actively called when to push in and when to fall back, I kind of want to start doing that myself to win more games and ultimately have more fun.

But then again, I'm pretty sure that by doing so people are going to think that I'm some """"""""""""tryhard"""""""""""" autismo and do the exact opposite of what I advise just to tick me off for ever talking in a pub.

europe?

worse, they'll consider you a micspammer and start a votekick
pro tip: it passes every time

reminder

pastebin.com/yEQJAz2N

Yeah, which brings me to another reason why not to ever speak in pubs:
People don't understand a word you're saying.
I do micspam a lot and only get kicked for it like 30% of the time. I kick every squeaky kid who dares to speak out loud in his third world country tongue

thats a lot of effort put into one pasta
pyro is still shit

why do i always get put in shitty mvm teams?
i just want my weapon

yiff up bucko

more

tf2r.com/k9p8b3a.html

strawpoll.me/13065455
strawpoll.me/13065455
strawpoll.me/13065455
answer pleae

fucking normies

>furries and ponies have more than 0 votes

>nofap has no votes and not all the votes
DEGENERATES

Remember tf2g, Valve is not your friend and doesn't deserve your money
Instead give your money to Geel

wtf I love scraptf now, thanks uncle zeno!

swishswishswishswishswish
pat
all of you are NOT GUD

What did he mean by this?

*enters teh thr3ad*
OwO
hey guise :3

>14 unique IPs
>47 votes in the poll
?=!?!?!?!?!?=#¤?=#

Multiple choice

>sfm avatar
>clickbait thumbnails "but i'm aware of it"
>patreon
>customized toonhud
>crosshair switcher + hud crosshair
>"coders make models and textures"
>missing easy crossbows

How much of that $14k did Geel pocket off that TC?

HEY KNUCKLEHEAD
STUPID STUPID
*BONK*

Anyone know of any good vanilla (no insta-respawn 10x freak fortress bullshit) servers that run custom maps? They've gotten a lot rarer these days, and I wish we'd see more of them than the swarm of trade/100% crit/10x/trend of the week. I found two that are still kicking so far by messing with the server browser tags, but one of them is usually on a meme-of-the-month "vanilla but stretched out" map and the other seems to have a mix of vanilla and a few custom maps (which isn't bad but I'm on a custom map kick lately).

5 decides my epic new chat bind

if you're EU, triggerhappygamers.com:27015 runs custom maps but it seems to always be completely empty or have 28/24 players.
there's some in the OP too, but idk how well populated any of them actually are

anyone want to test my mlp trivia knowledge? :3

midget cuck scat porn is where it's at

i balanced my dick on you're fair mother last night

give me your feminine penis daddy

niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers

˙ʇı ןןɐɔ noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ɹo ,ɐʇǝq, pǝɹǝpısuoɔ buıǝq ɟo ʞɔıs ɯ,ı ˙ʇı ʇnoqɐ ʎɹɔ oʇ ǝɯ oʇ ʞןɐʇ ʎןuo puɐ ‘ʇıɥs ǝʞıן ɯǝɥʇ ʇɐǝɹʇ oɥʍ sʎnb bɐqǝɥɔnop ɹǝʇɟɐ ob sʎɐʍןɐ sןɹıb ǝsǝɥʇ puǝ ǝɥʇ uı ˙ʎpɐן,ɯ ɹoɟ buıɥʇʎuɐ op pןnoʍ puɐ ‘qoظ ǝɔıu ɐ ʞɹoʍ ‘ʎnb ǝɔıu ɐ ɯ,ı ˙ǝuoz puǝıɹɟ ǝɥʇ uı ʇnd buıǝq sʎɐʍןɐ ı ɯɐ ʎɥʍ

Hey do you liek erp x3

Get a job, you fucking bums

epic new chat bind

Uber ready

haha, this will surely confuse both his team and the enemy team!

yes...epic

ded general coz ded gæm

With high quality games such as tf2, the playerbase generally consists of intellectual adults who work hard during the day for the good of society.
That's why it's not active during the day

i can't post while i'm playing

who else here uses decorated weapons so others will see them, but runs the game in dx81 because they lag out the game?

i only use decorated weapons that are unusual, otherwise i sell them

i use some even though i'm on dx8 because i like the inspect animations

cheatboy

youtu.be/-N6QhidZe9E
Why didn't stabby upload this

>dont wear hats
>get called f2p

? Isn't it supposed to be the other way around.

>dont wear hats
>get called cheater
???

how 2 get away with not wearing dumb hats
>not wear hats
>fuck shit up
>"user is a hacker"
>"check my TF2 hours/join badge date/proof of purchase"
>"oh"

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>it's a premade 6s team vs you + 11 gibus sergei.ivanovich.ak47 episode

...

>spy main youtuber posting something that makes them look bad
>ever

what did you say about spy main youtubers?
*untips charmer's chapeau and pulls out dead ringer*

what the fuck is the entirety of this image

>/v/ tf2 thread is filled with discussion
>Veeky Forums tf2 general is filled with trips, namefags and furry porn

10%, but they also cover payment processor fees and chargebacks, so it's hard to say exactly

This is why I like vg more

v tf2 "discussion" revolves around arguing how ow is superior and how soldier is op
there is 1 tripcode in this thread
people are bound to know each other in a general that exists 24/7
there is like 1 guy who occasionally posts furry y porn and it gets deleted almost immediately most of the time

A scout falls in love with another scout.
Unable to confess, etc.
I don't have the full pasta

That's because actual discussion is hard and require effort.
Shitposting by definition does not.

>there is like 1 guy who ocassionally posts furry porn
>1 guy

oWo

i have it on good authority that geel is buying backpack.tf and will make it redirect all traffic to scrap.tf

what the fuck are you doing go back

i'm in both
But real talk, I only skim /v/ for vidya "news" and threads for games I like. I don't shitpost or participate in console war shit

>how ow is superior
You kidding me? Damn near everytime people bring up OW its always
>Both games suck but I prefer TF2

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i don't actually go on v sorry

Post favorite maps

oh okay sorry for bothering you user

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the halloween version is better in every way, but still a good map overall

the invasion version is better in every way, but still a bad map overall
also
>granary_concept

2fort arena
Huntsman sniper hits spy in chest
kills him by shooting the leg
pins him to the wall
spys chest arrow holds his body up

Is 2fort the dust2 of Team Fortress?
If not, what map?

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dustbowl

summoning 26dollar

I know you're here

if that happens I'll fucking murder myself for living in a world where that's possible

i joined a game and saw 26dollar and then we lost 5 seconds later and he left

truly epicly

hey whats up guys uncle dane here
disspenser goiong up

every youtuber is bad at the game

every streamer is bad at the game

75% of competitive 6s players are bad at the game

shut up

where is 26, I demand ((He)) explain how he got his dumb avatar drawn by lendo, lendo is supposed to be dead

>75% of competitive 6s players are bad at the game

99% of all players are bad at the game why even make this point

including you faget

mge me u wont

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no shit i won't mge is false skill in a controlled linear environment and even trying it would damage how good i am

pubstomp me no friend queues no pocket medics. protip: you can't.

LOL SCARED

PUSSY!!!!!!!!

>1v1 in a show of skill doesn't show skill
Rally made me think....

26 show yourself

I'll put a wig on and you can pretend I'm human and rp with me just explain