/owg/ - Overwatch General

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>I need healin-

>ANTIFA tracer

no

I want Widowmaker to be my mommyfu in sexy clothes.

I wanted to see her raped by Winston so that their relationship is forever destroyed, but now I realize the same can be achieved by having the moon gorillas rape her and Winston saving her, she would still never trust him again because he is a moon gorilla

One year later and people still don't kill the mercy first.

FREE DAFRAN

>Hanzo, Genji and Widow spam "We need a healer" in chat
Always a good laugh.

I never wanted the skin but posts like this make me decide to keep using it

free brax

What's up with that 50 MB patch right now?

twitch was a mistake

esports are ruining gaming

Even funnier when you pick Mercy yourself and never heal anyone and spam I need Healing.

Did that in QP and people screamed about reporting me.

This is a more accurate cultural depiction of a resident of the Swiss Caliphate and United Emirate of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in the 2070s than the normal skins.

>when I play with diamonds and they think lucio is a healer and hog is tank

>antifa
>literally called graff writer

literal moron

>griefed
>people wanted to report you

oh wow

FUCK PAVOO AND KILLARY'S SEMEN IMP ARMY

>one-shotted from scatter arrow aimed at feet

i truly hate this move and wish they would take it out or modify it

This is actually the source of S76's PTSD.

Don't let anyone else tell you otherwise.

Lesbian antifa fighting against the fucking white males

Leave pavoo. Patriot police will find you and drliver you back to your emaciated gout-infested bildercunts.

People that report in QP are just stupid tryhards. Seriously they should remove that from QP, that only has a place in Comp. I could just as well report anyone in QP for playing Widow/Hanzo/Genji.

it's really just fucking broken. scatter is not supposed to be shot at feet but walls.

>implying white males didn't save the world from Killary "send the death lich for Seth Rich" Clinton

Soros found us, lads. Shut it down.

>reduce the damage of each individual scatter arrow
>increase the amount of times the arrows can bounce before despawning
there. now it can be used the way its supposed to; being shot into a corridor or small room and fucking people up

>waaah, waaaah, I got reported for intentionally losing a game, people are such tryhards

I don't care for being reported, you'd be pretty retarded if you think that actualy does anything.

I don't know what you are trying to say but thanks for trying.

People who can't participate in basic team activities shouldn't be allowed in. Let the people decide who they want in their games, peromocuck.

>only reason im playing is so i habe a stockpile of gold for the next event. So i ironically don't have to play.

>Lose on purpose
>"Hurr why should i get punished for that durr?

Mercy's Q is what ruins this game

Hiding in a corner, flying out and hitting a button that saves the entire team, doesnt get you killed while doing so is the most broken fucking thing in this shit game

>enter mine
>canary dies

>enter game
>see these three

She's not antifa she's just a thug!

>Set up a sight-line as Ana.
>Bunch of tards start jumping in my way when team is low health.

Thugs don't wear tights

B-but retards want to "play" overwatch too user!

there is nothing more frustrating that trying to shoot past the hog that will not fucking move

More reflect and parries when

Pisses me off more when I say something.
>WELL I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE!
Like, motherfucker, you had to jump over me.

>Enemy is pushing payload with a Mercy behind the whole team in Hollywood
>Nobody is targeting her
>Tell them to target her
>No one listens
>Keep rushing into the enemy and hitting and running at their flanks to get at the Mercy
>Kill several of them in the process but can't kill her
>She rezzes everybody
>We lose
>POTG is a Junkrat on my team just hanging far back lobbing nades at a shield, which breaks and he kills 3 people
>You can actually hear the Mercy res them all as the POTG ends
>Junkrat: aw yeah all skill baby

People think this game is COD and all that matters is stay back so you can live long and get le epik POTG instead of trying to accomplish the objective. Literally my whole team was 40 meters from the payload trying to snipe with rockets/nades/bullets while the enemy team pushed with Mercy healing all damage.

>throw grenade at tank
>dribbling retard Genji/Lucio jump in the way and the tank dies then they die because they're shit

>when retards go inside buildings and behind objects to spam I need healing

>walking behind qt girl on the street
>they have this key chain hanging from their bag

What do?

>Junkrat: aw yeah all skill baby
Sounds like a nigger so it makes sense.

>every player on my team should be prescient and know all my actions before I do them so they can play perfectly around me

what the fuck do you except from people, dude

give it back to her

You'll get seduced by pavoo. THEY ALL DO

This one does~

nothing /question

Get her address and mail anthrax to her house.

>playing sym for my last match of the day
>i keep killing this roadhog cause he cant aim even after he hooks me
>"sym is so broken"
>starts bringing up that my winrate is so high because sym is broken and his is so low on hog because it takes skill

what the heck

That's weird because I never block Ana's grenade and always leave room in between her and the tank, guess I must be psychic or just not a shitter retard who can't think

R U D E

Hog attracts the worst people.

>Hanzo
>Genji
>Hog
>Mercy
>Mei

Somehow these characters attract the worst of humanity.

user we're autistic, not retarded mostly

you could have just said the canary bit and we would have gotten it

I want that.

>I play perfectly 100% of the time, it's always my team that's the idiots

explain to me in 5 words or less why does Mercy exist

Me too

t. widownigger

>its a Lucio gets sleep darted, then hammered, Charged killed and then rezzed just to be killed by a death blossom, Episode

Who Lucio main here? how can I carry?

>not standing in the way of ana makes you perfect

Waterhead.

quickly pass her without saying anything while imagining our happy lives together but not actually even acknowledging her presence oh my god i'm so autistic and lonely pls help

To please TF2 Medic Faggs

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i started to get significantly better at lucio when i started utilizing speed boost in situations other than getting from spawn faster

and using my alt-fire as much as i possibly can

Save you from a wipe

Dafran getting banned for the insignificant crime of playing Torbjorn shittily in ranked is retarded. It doesn't matter what his intent was, only the effect matters, and there are thousands of people who do the exact same thing with no punishment because they don't openly call it throwing.

He had 300 viewers before he started his Nekopara throwing, and by the end of the first day had 2000 with no host, just people flocking to the stream because they were fascinated with an esport player actually acting out in some way, doing something interesting, showing some fragment of their true self. At one point all of EnvyUs and several low-tier NA teams were in the chat laughing and cheering him on.

``bad'' behavior is what attracts attention and money, no one wants to see another fake goody-two-shoes pro player. In real sports it's these deviants who become the largest stars. Banning pro players for acting out is just another reason why esports will never become large. The players are treated like children, or even worse, like pure commodities, nothing more than surfaces to slap logos on. All attempts to self-promote and build a brand are stifled by insane overmoderation from sponsors and game developers.

It's ok user.

Everything about Mercy is the same except her ult

What would her new ultimate ability be?

I'm guessing beekeeper Mei's snow gun is supposed to be a bee smoker.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bee_smoker
Calm the enemies until they can't move, maybe? It is an odd skin choice.

>t. shitter who wants to rationalize his own piss poor behavior
anyone who intentionally tries to make the experience of this game worse for other people does not deserve the privilege of playing it

is this a reddit post

>its a "I'm wallriding and jumping around so much I accidentally let momentum carry me straight into a pulse bomb" episode
This episode gets rerun more often than I'd like to admit

yeah yeah #freedafran and all that

Show us where the Swiss lady touched you /owg/, where did she hurt you?

Bind jump to mousewheel-down and learn to use a quick wall kick for a giant boost of speed. Then use it to chase down and kill low health heroes.

Works best if you put yourself as the pocket Lucio to a hero who can actually get them to low health.

The same ult she has now but it has no invincibility or requires line of sight.

it's probably something like this
youtube.com/watch?v=Abyvq7WUiTc

>anyone who intentionally tries to make the experience of this game worse for other people does not deserve the privilege of playing it
Fuck off casual nigger woman, stick to phone games.
youtu.be/8K3bBqKRaGA?t=2m17s

No, this is a holy decree from the Don of DPS, the Sultan of Shots, the Hashish of Hitscan, and the eternal god-emperor-king of /owg/.

#freedafran

Well, I just lost 100 SR tonight. Can't get a single team that will play together.

i'm very sorry for your insecurity, i hope you discover your purpose in life

literallywho

gives everyone ult charges

I don't have insecurities because I'm not a gigantic bleeding vagina you gross pussy

r-right here

>fools that play comp