playoverwatch.com/en-gb/blog/20845154 EVENTS END Monday, June 12 AT 11:59 p.m. PDT (OR Tuesday, June 13 at 06:59 UTC) AKA TEN AND A HALF HOURS FROM THIS POST
>summer games in a couple months >can finally get the items rng fucked me out of
Looking forward to it.
John Rodriguez
You could have at least changed the bit about the event ending
Blake Morgan
Cute!
Elijah Phillips
Do you like forbidden romance stories?
Cameron Evans
>Ana's tummy
Not anymore, user
Carson Wood
Did blizzard confirm that summer games is going to be repeated?
Ian Hughes
I play to win!
Kevin Moore
Why do DPS get so much SR??
I mostly play tank but the times I play DPS and win I always get like 30-35 SR and with tanks no matter how good i do I only get 25 SR max
Michael Reyes
Nth for Sombabe.
Evan Sanders
>Genji gets to plow her every night Its not fair, Mercy is the ideal woman! ;_;
Angel Clark
Yeah
Jace Brown
t. fat fetishit aka mei main
muh test
Gabriel Brooks
>implying genji has a dick hanzo is not a nice person user
Julian Jackson
But he has no penis. Must he can do is awkwardly hump her.
Kevin Rogers
LOL
Xavier Powell
tracer wears crocs
Adam Russell
I hope I can buy d.va's skin
Owen Stewart
>Jeremy, King of Overwatch
The true founder of overwatch, Jeremy. 76 and Reaper were his two pawns that fought for his position when he went into hibernation to perform his final upgrade.
Passive: Overwatch King You can order players to swap characters.
>Explosion Deagle Bullets fired from the Deagle Prime explode, dealing half it's damage in a small area. It is the upgraded version of McCree's pistol, and shadow powered, like reaper's shotgun.
>Rocket Fist 7 Fires out his fist, and holds the victim midair for 2 seconds, until Jeremy is stunned or loses sight, or a barrier obstructs.
>Dimensional Drift Teleports forward 20 meters, noclipping through terrain.
>The King Can shoot through walls and barriers. Ultimates cannot be used while Jeremy holds reign. This ultimate lasts until he is killed.
Gavin Morales
>yfw you realize mercy took genji's beaten carcass and in the process of "fixing" him engineered him into her ultimate love machine i imagine a horny mercy getting wet while laboring over his cyborg body because she's imagining all the things he'll be doing to her when she's done
Jackson Gomez
How about a non ranked game mode where you earn or lose x amount of comp points
Dominic Wright
just got booted out of a comp game FUCKING REEEEE
Leo Martinez
friendly reminder that yo waifu trash _____ is only true waifu
Jordan Wood
so the event is over now right?
Just spent a bunch of coins
Isaiah Gonzalez
i was also booted
even got a weird message about voice com
Brayden Scott
For any Rein players that didn't see it, his hammer shouldn't feel like shit whenever the patch hits.
Adrian Sanchez
Delicious chocolate.
Dominic Reyes
...
Josiah Miller
ATTENTION VERY IMPORTANT POST
Now, who is your main and how would you feel if you were made to live with them for the next five years?
Jayden Campbell
I can still unlock shit
Nolan Price
This asian cripple manlet is fucking the perfect woman every night and basically youre fucking stupid
Matthew Hernandez
>bastion hes probably more vocal that i
Camden Harris
Nope, it's still up. You fucked up.
Thomas Campbell
Loli Sombra is the cutest OW loli.
Charles Russell
i wanna lick it
Xavier Stewart
does anyone have that Mercy pic wheres making a heart sign with her hands
Luis Phillips
You will be reborn in the world of Overwatch and get to choose which girl will give birth to you. Who do you choose?
Wyatt Parker
Same, after I killed the enemy team with a dragonblade to finish our push and win the round. Shit sucks
Zachary Gonzalez
Sombra, She doesn't appear to be anal about cleanliness from her introductory clip, which is good. I'm gay but dreaming about banging chicks a lot lately (I have in the past). So maybe not entirely gay.
Jonathan Kelly
Wow, I'm a hobby game designer and this is a really good idea. A+ Man, Hope to see more of your work around here more often.
- Tyrone
Cameron Carter
erection
Christian Collins
Mccree I'd be happy with that because he looks like a fun drinking buddy.
Christopher Long
>Zen Depends on where we're living.
Owen Morris
Genji. Living with someone a thousand times cooler than you isn't that great
Levi Perez
Whats going on here and why is it making me feel fuzzy?
Ryder Brooks
>genji >a weeb cripple Asian >cool Really tempering with my almonds
Carter Price
>tfw i have to live with a feminine turret for 5 years
it is impossible to pleasure bastion. maybe it can teach me how to dance
Jose Flores
Our last chance for any Overwatch news at E3 is within an hour. There is no hope of course but place your bets regardless.
Anthony Wilson
>d.va Lots of video games and finally getting around to getting back into picking up Korean.
Also I find Asian girls really hot so I'd probably try to date her
Ryan Ramirez
>It's a you autolose in quick play because the enemy team has a mercy main game
Hudson Stewart
>Sombra ecstatic >every night we get close under the covers and she whispers "apagando las luces" into my ear as the lights go out
Thomas Hernandez
If there were OW news on a Sony conference it would be shit like exclusive GoW skins
Alexander Sanchez
>it's a "the enemy has two tanks and two healers and the rest of your team refuses to play anything that isn't an Offense class hero" episode Just happened again.
Why do these people do this. It results in a steamroll every fucking time.
Jason Miller
How'd I do? What should I buy with coins before it's over? Probably getting what I missed from that last column of voice lines.
Parker Morgan
zarya for dat dere strongman genetics
Grayson Johnson
what makes Sombra so fucking hot
even on her deault skins, I want to fuck her so bad
Colton Ortiz
D.Va
>get to live with a cute, skilled gamer girl that likes pink and bunnies Sounds like heaven
Andrew Rodriguez
We got Doomfist with the Xbox conference
Justin Allen
Ok when is the event over?
I'm at work in UK til 7:30am. Can I sneak some boxes in? I want Jazzy for sure, maybe some bits and shits I haven't looked closely.
Lucas Scott
>Widowmaker Won't last 5 years but it'll a pretty great run up until that point.
Jeremiah Davis
I fucking hate playing D.va but shes the only character I get consistent wins with
I want to be a cool dps player dammit
Im literally D.va's slave
Dylan Bailey
It's just quick play bro who cares about winning
Ryan Young
Pharah. I would be very happy.
Alexander Reed
I assume we have until the end of the hour to get any event items
Nicholas Myers
You'll have 30 minutes
Adrian Powell
D.Va Not sure I'd like having to live with a celebrity but outside of her military duties I wouldn't mind living with her as since she's a major gamer she'll prob just keep to herself and play her games
Cameron Hughes
>mei
She looks like the most nice person of the cast, she may be silly or childish sometimes but it makes her look adorable. Plus i have a boner for her
Noah Butler
I can ditch work and be home in time to buy some boxes and just about do it. Thats fine. I've dedicated S5 to playing nothing but Talonbabes so I'm not too bothered but I want Jazzy Jeff for future use. I already bought Cruis.A because Cadillacs.
Juan Bell
>a little over 17,000 healing done >not even a card at the end of the match I think I'm done playing healer.
Evan King
Having trouble finding clear info about this. How does SR decay work? How many games do I have to play per unit time to not experience decay? At what rates does decay occur?
Lincoln Sanders
sounds like every Rein main before they fucked up his hit detection
Chase Ward
>Junkrat I'd be fine with this! But I don't think I could afford a lot of property damage, and my house is kind of small, so it might be hard to find somewhere for him to sleep.
Aaron Bailey
Born and raised Japanese literally can't be weeb. Also a cyborg ninja is cooler than any of me or my friends. Didn't know you regularly hung out with super soldiers, sorry user
Jason Clark
Why are they so breedable?
Angel Mitchell
It's her superior latina genetic user
Isaiah White
>usually play dps >try to avoid blaming teammates for losing >decide to play mercy just because im bored >realize how pure garbage dog shit fucking ass horrible my teammates are >damage booting our dps whole hit like fucking 5% of their shots >non stop healing fucking retards who can't kill fucking anything even while being pocketed
this game is ass
Noah Myers
Well if glory and fame are your reason for healing maybe it's not for you
Cameron Cruz
Basically every comp match you do delays SR decay by 24 hours and you can have up to a week of time built up before it decays but that's where it maxes out. There's a countdown that shows you when decay will hit you if you right click on the comp button and it's 50 SR per day until you complete a match. I assume you know this but decay only applies to 3k+.
Caleb Brown
Ana's a bad girl for teasing McCree like she has all these years.
Brandon Stewart
When the actual fuck is Symmetra getting nerfed
Nicholas Morris
When you learn to aim, genji.
Austin Morgan
So never? This is fucking bullshit
Anthony Cruz
Never, he has a mommy fetish and she loves it.
Cameron James
>QP
just let me play comp at level 1, this is so fucking NIGGER SHIT
IM NOT GOING TO FUCKING PLAY THIS GAME FOR WEEKS IN THIS RETARD MODE
YOU EITHER GIVE ME COMP NOW
OR IM JUST GONNA FUCKING CHARGEBACK
holy shit this is nigger tier.
Oh but you need to learn the game11
YOU DONT LEARN ANYTHING FROM THESE SUTPID CUNTS USING HANZO WIDOWMAKER AND NO HEALERS OR TANKS
IF ANYTHING ITS ANTI LEARNING
JUST FUCKIJNG FIX IT OR REMOVE IT OR RIGHT NOW
RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, GIVE ME COMP
Brandon Davis
PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISN'T TRUE
Matthew Reyes
I'm sure you're thinking to yourself that 'it's just a fart', that you've smelt bad farts in your time, and it's nothing too unbearable, but you've luckily never had the experience of a fart from Hana's butt. It's a smell so bad that it immediately demands your entire focus to it, almost trying to just work out what horribly processed, greasy foods passed through the gassy gamer girl to elicit such a freakish aroma - but enough about how terrible they smell, the thing that grosses me out most of all is how passive Hana is to farting, and in addition to that how gross they sound. She'll lean over the dining table, hands clenched into little fists and resting below her breasts, face twisted into one of strain and pressure as she gasps and giggles out a "Nerf this!" And lets the wet, bubbly cacophony of flatulence reverberate into the apartment from her protruding rump.
Xavier Adams
It's all one sided though. She only loves it because it makes her laugh. Little cowboy wants what he can't have.
Connor Roberts
>plebbit pacing
Grayson Gray
>for weeks
Nigger you can literally hit level 25 in a day fuck off and learn to play
Gavin Miller
idk about you, but I've always had a thing for that hairstyle. That plus her vibrant colors, like she's peacocking, and her sassy personality.
waifu for laifu
Isaiah Garcia
voice line of Sombra saying papi when???
Oliver White
symmetra isn't hard for genji to kill you know, he just cant deflect her beam
t. genji main with 260+ hours
Henry Powell
>playing 3v3 for boxes >winn round 1 >they all quit >win round 2 >they all quit >the people that backfill reverse wipe us
This is fair. I fucking hate the arcade.
Lucas Rogers
I only really play QP but I almost always get gold elims, obj kills and gold or silver damage maining Dva, and I'm far from a great player. Sure, it's not a helix rocket one shot, but it feels as much like DPS as you can get while still eating ults and bullying pretty much all the enemies not named Sym, Mei or Zarya (you can bully bad Zaryas though).