Why are women such shit drivers? I mean this is fucking RIDICULOUS man, can't...

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Why are women such shit drivers? I mean this is fucking RIDICULOUS man, can't go anywhere or do shit without running into this bullshit. First off let's talk about how women drive like absolute pussies, fucking hitting the brake every few seconds, stopping at every corner when there's no stop sign, turning around corners slow as fuck, not understanding the concept of the passing lane or yielding or stopping GO BACK TO DRIVING SCHOOL, YOU CUNT.

Then you have the women that do the OPPOSITE of this, you know who I'm talking about. The girls that "like cars", shitting up the joint every car meet they go too, with their fucking audis or low trim BMWs, fucking hondas and acuras if they're spics, driving like complete fucking retards everywhere they go. Either they drive way too fucking fast, blasting their gibberish music at a ridiculous volume which makes them drive even worse, or they're in the car with their manbaby boyfriend "hehe so fast go faster babie" and of course that moron doesn't know what the fuck he's doing, so now you've created a situation where innocent people are in danger because you are driving like a fucking 10 year old playing GTA 5.

And keep in mind, this isn't even INCLUDING how many women are on their phones, get scared in any kind of mild traffic or pedestrian situation, are distracted by the person sitting next too or behind them, are more focused on their makeup than the road, the list goes on and fucking on. I do not get it at all. Why don't these women just fuck off and let people who aren't dumbasses and actually pay attention to what the fuck they're doing drive?

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iluvmen
iluvmen

Women have poor spatial awareness, hence hitting things poor reversing skills (not knowing where the car ends) and bad decision making when pulling out of a junction.

And fucking common sense. Jesus H Christ. Taking up multiple places when parallel parking, blocking junctions because they wanted to get through the green light.

Honestly most women need to do longer courses but no they would get triggered thinking they are just as good as men. They're not when it comes to driving they are fucking terrible.

One of the worst things is when you're coming down a road and a woman is hesitating to pull out so they wait then last second decide to pull out nearly causing an accident then proceeding to drive slow as fuck. Don't fucking pull out as fast as you can to drive slow as fuck when you can see I am going faster then you will.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

But user, don't you know that women are statistically better drivers?

WebTool
WebTool

@kizzmybutt
But user, don't you know women drive far less than men?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@WebTool
implying that's not accounted for

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@iluvmen
One of the worst things is when you're coming down a road and a woman is hesitating to pull out so they wait then last second decide to pull out nearly causing an accident then proceeding to drive slow as fuck
Dude that shit drives me FUCKING CRAZY. Sometimes I just want to plow right into them on purpose just to prove a point. If you're going to drive like a slow cunt then at least have the fucking decency to not get in my way.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@kizzmybutt
Over the course of their life, women get into more accidents and seemingly never improve. They never learn from experience and are always driven around by other people, usually their significant other or some other male family member.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@eGremlin
It’s not.
That misinformation is there to skew numbers so that insurance can rack up premiums against the majority of drivers on the road, which are men.

Spamalot
Spamalot

their insurance is cheaper

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

This
And now even is UAE owners of the penis wont be spared of the scourge that is the famale in her 30s only paying her attention to the phone in her toyota RAV4 or Honda CR-V. Women are shit drivers. Thats is all there is to it.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@WebTool
@Spamalot

Men die more often in accidents because when they fuck up they were doing intense driving.

Women by a huge magnitude cause parking lot accidents, fender benders, hit and runs, low speed intersection and lane changing fuckups, etc.

The concept of blinkers also seems to elude them completely.

viagrandad
viagrandad

The only time I ever got an accident was when some bitch thought it was a good idea to do a U-turn while I was approaching. I T-boned her minivan with her two kids in it.

I got sent to the hospital in an ambulance for the first time in my life. Thanks to that cunt.

Worse part is, she did even declare the accident to her insurance. Fortunately, my insurance company came down on her real hard.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@viagrandad

didn't even*

happy_sad
happy_sad

girl gets in car
gee user you stop so close behind others, my sister has rear ended SO many people
proceed to inch closer to whoever when she mentions it, never actually make bumper contact
get in her car
feel like i'm going to die any time she turns, hits the gas, or brakes
Later found out she had lost her license a month after she got it doing 100 in a 30 with a car full of people.

But yeah, its MY insurance that needs to be twice as much.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@happy_sad
I fucking hate this, women will complain about the slightest little thing that's out of spec about my driving, but when she drives I'm petrified in my seat. Never looks anywhere but straight ahead, weaving in and out of traffic, no turn signals, DRIVES OVER THE GRASS ON THE HIGHWAY BECAUSE SHE MISSED HER EXIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

massdebater
massdebater

@Sharpcharm
You're right. Little parking lot bumps are cheaper to fix than some huge highway crash, which is why insurance was cheaper for women

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@viagrandad
be driving down four lane street
SUV in front of me stops to turn left into his driveway
put on my turn signal and start inching out so I can get in the right lane
cunt behind me swerves over into the right lane after I'm already halfway into it and dings my car
I get blamed because I "read ended" her

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

sister finances 2016 Impreza WRX Sport
got her fiance to cosign for it because no credit
hasn't even had it for one year yet
ask to ride in it the other day because I've never been in it before
mfw the entire interior is coated in a thick layer of dust and dog hair

be yesterday
tell gf who doesn't drive I want to save money to buy a Toyota 86
show her a picture
"anon why do you want another car with two doors you should buy a car with four doors because it's more convenient when my friends need a ride"
Why are they like this?

hairygrape
hairygrape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsqKwl8JUy4

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@happy_sad
100 in a 30?
wtf
the only places i know witha 30 limit zone are residential and schools
lots of turns and stop signs
how the fuck did she manage to get to a 100?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Gigastrength
Straight residential area with a lot of stop signs or stop lights. If you were to stop at all of them, you wouldnt get above 50, even if you tried.

Evilember
Evilember

on her cell phone in the left lane on the highway holding twelve other cars up because no one can safely pass

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

WHY DO WOMEN CONSTANTLY SWAY THEIR CARS BACK AND FORTH LIKE WHEN NASCAR FOLLOWS THE PACE CAR?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@BunnyJinx
Because they're looking at their phone, then back up. It's a cycle of "ooh, a new text" followed by "OH SHIT".

cum2soon
cum2soon

in car with nan
approaching stop sign
not slowing down at all
we blast through the intersection
lifted landcruiser almost tbones us
nan starts honking and screaming
flips landcruiser the finger
nan you just went through a stop sign..
NO I DIDNT
mfw
never got in the car with her again, thankfully her car shit itself due to 0 maintenance so she cant drive anymore

Playboyize
Playboyize

tfw when your girlfriend drives a straight piped frs with headers and a tune, can heel toe perfectly, never listens to music while driving, keeps up with maintenance, etc

Methshot
Methshot

@ZeroReborn
They're fine. You're just being sexist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJNr7DJktGU

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@CouchChiller
claims getting rear ended
you're driving in front of her
how tf did she add that shit up user

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@hairygrape
hits brakes while merging

Booteefool
Booteefool

@New_Cliche
Because my front passenger side dinged against her rear driver side. I also think the cop just couldn't be arsed to figure out the truth.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@hairygrape
Why are people so incredibly stupid?

durr I didn't mean to go this way
better try to stop in some dangerous way instead of going a little bit out of my way

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Nude_Bikergirl
Looks like she was trying to do a u turn on that highway, which is illegal for exactly this reason

But unironically plenty of women lack common sense and love to brake while trying to merge lanes

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@iluvmen
One of the worst things is when you're coming down a road and a woman is hesitating to pull out so they wait then last second decide to pull out nearly causing an accident then proceeding to drive slow as fuck. Don't fucking pull out as fast as you can to drive slow as fuck when you can see I am going faster then you will.
I totaled my first car because of this.

And of course, I was deemed at fault.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@hairygrape
expects the world to stop so she can put her needs in front of everyone else
women in a nutshell

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Need_TLC
person turns
very sloooooowly accelerates
i have to slow way down
get to a green light
turns yellow
they slam on the gas to try and make it
end up running the red light

Emberfire
Emberfire

@viagrandad
those kinds of people need their license revoked and temporarily put in a mental asylum for further investigation

StonedTime
StonedTime

@ZeroReborn
First off let's talk about how women drive like absolute pussies, fucking hitting the brake every few seconds, stopping at every corner when there's no stop sign, turning around corners slow as fuck, not understanding the concept of the passing lane or yielding or stopping

This is surprisingly accurate.

hairygrape
hairygrape

women driving scare the fuck out of me. nearly every close call i've ever had involved some women being a stupid cunt.

i will NEVER ride with a women driving, absolutely the most terrifying shit ever. why the fuck do they always have to slam on the brakes? don't even get me started with how they drive in a snow storm, safer if you just grab the wheel and ditch the fucking car for her.

all that said young men aren't all that much better especially if they drive a truck. stupid faggots seem to think just because they have a 4x4 truck they can drive 130km/h on a road completely covered in ice and snow falling so bad you can't see 10ft past the fucking bumper. those same fucks call you almost weekly because they put their truck into a ditch

takes2long
takes2long

@Playboyize
how big is her penis

Playboyize
Playboyize

@ZeroReborn
what a sad, lonely thread

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Booteefool
dash cam.

girlDog
girlDog

@iluvmen
One of the worst things is when you're coming down a road and a woman is hesitating to pull out so they wait then last second decide to pull out nearly causing an accident then proceeding to drive slow as fuck.

That happened when I was on my motorcycle at 40MPH and I had to fly into the oncoming lane to avoid the chick, luckily there wasn't anyone oncoming so I didn't die. She also acted like she did nothing wrong and didn't almost kill someone.

Methshot
Methshot

@happy_sad
I've known multiple women that purposefully drive without their corrected vision because they can see 'well enough without it' even if they're fucking nearsighted. Literal death machines.

likme
likme

First off let's talk about how women drive like absolute pussies, fucking hitting the brake every few seconds, stopping at every corner when there's no stop sign, turning around corners slow as fuck, not understanding the concept of the passing lane or yielding or stopping
Holy fuck dude, this shit right here. They have this idea that going fast = immediate death, so they just drive at 10 under ALL THE TIME

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@likme
even better its stacy in a late model jeep cherokee weaving in and out of traffic 20 above the limit
bonus points if the license plate says R1CH or something equally retarded

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@ZeroReborn
tfw gf drives her beefy Honda Pilot like a maniac and accelerates according to how angry I make her with not listening to her day hard enough or making a racist comment
Every time I get in her car I accept my death.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Nude_Bikergirl
I almost hit someone who slammed on the brakes while merging because I was getting up to speed like you're supposed to and they decided it was too scary to just merge on even though no one was coming and yes it was a woman driving a mini-van

Supergrass
Supergrass

@ZeroReborn
Women also cannot grasp the concept of what is a good distance to get over to pass another vehicle. They end up just riding right up peoples asses and staying there until they finally decide to get over and pass, if they ever do.

They're also terrible at maintaining speed.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@TalkBomber
Look man I have learned that people driving erratically are the best fuckin drivers ever. Careless/aggressive drivers actually have a desire to get to their destination, everybody else is out for a sunday cruise. Here in new jersey its either people who drive/work in NYC or old fucktards. I would take the NYC savages any day of the week.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Playboyize
I'm a girl btw :-)

@AwesomeTucker
What is the best one to buy?

TreeEater
TreeEater

If any bitches or sjw fags disagree with the premise of OP’s thread, there is a very easy way to confirm it. Count the number of bitches driving in formula one. In nascar. In wrc. In moto gp. In every other top level motor sport. Now reflect on why it is so.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Emberfire
Bullshit

happy_sad
happy_sad

@ZeroReborn
Women aren't to be trusted with any responsibility. Every one week out of any given month, they will be considered so mentally unstable that they cannot even be convicted of murder.

http://www.neulaw.org/blog/1034-class-blog/1743-pms-as-a-legal-defense

Also they're constantly on their goddamn cellphones.

TechHater
TechHater

@BunnyJinx
Not a woman, but I do that sometimes when I'm bored

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@viagrandad
There's a big difference between someone driving with a purpose and like they have somewhere to go, and driving like a fucking moron that's going 100 in a 55, merges way to close to other cars or cuts people off, and gets way too close to people in front of you just so you can look cool to the 5/10 sitting next to you

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Emberfire
tldr men are hooning down the highway and get killed women just drive retarded in general

girlDog
girlDog

@StonedTime
An excellent summary.

I propose that we even out insurance costs by making it a single rate for men and women between 16 and 30.
With women being more likely to get into small shit more often they can contribute more.

I'm fucking sick of being stereotyped because I'm a dude, and then paying through the nose for it.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@ZeroReborn
Because women think about their actions, and then do them. People are actually at their dumbest when they think about things and act the slowest when doing this. So women react slowly and often react improperly behind the wheel, and have to exercise excess caution to work around how mentally daunting driving can be for their thought process. Alternatively, they just don't, and let what little masculinity they have in their brains take the wheel. The latter ends in crashes because women aren't very good at being men.

Men default to being the opposite. Savage animals that let their unconscious mind control the body while the conscious self observes it and wonders what the fuck is going on, giving a suggestion or two during the whole ride. This makes them very good at fast paced situations like driving, hunting, fighting, and video games.

Techpill
Techpill

Ex-girlfriend is number one offender.

She harps on me for doing 130 on a deserted country road in bumfuck nowhere but will ride around in her bloated mommy-mobile SUV texting on her phone and smoking in front of her fucking child, doing 10 or 20 over in the city and generally not paying attention.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@ZeroReborn
I experienced the horror that is a woman driving a car today. Lanes were merging on the highway, I was at least 4 car lanes ahead of her. Let's go through the thought process of the woman here.
Hmmm the lanes are merging
Should I merge? There's absolutely no one next to me. I would just have to follow the line on the road
The car ahead of me (aka me) is pretty much halfway through the merging section...
Yeah I'll just floor it, drive on the shoulder and cut in front of him
She would have side swiped the shit out of me if I didn't slam on the brakes once I realized what this cunt was doing. I pulled up beside her, yelled at her in Italian (it comes out when I'm angry) and just went about my business. No point trying to argue with stupid.

I've included a little visual aid.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@ZeroReborn
Why are women such shit drivers?
Same reason why they make shit pilots.
inability to make quick judgements
lack of stamina
emotion over rationality

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@ZeroReborn
be woman
pay lower insurance premiums because capitalism prove women to be the superior drivers
get hired operating trucks on mines because bosses have determined that they get more hours out of female operated trucks
Stay mad, chestlets

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@CouchChiller
You know what you must do. Call her a nigger.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@iluvmen
Blackvues seem to be widely used. Gopro would also be worth looking into, but I'm sure there's dedicated fora all over for that specific thing, which would give better advice than Veeky Forums.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Crazy_Nice
be motorcyclist
pay even lower insurance premiums
survive using skill alone
work in finance making 100k a year sitting at a desk
can't have tits, that's just extra weight and aerodynamic drag

StonedTime
StonedTime

@LuckyDusty
Don't have to pay out a claim if you're dead nowatimsaiyen

TechHater
TechHater

@StonedTime
yeah in reality you sue a teenage girl for all she's worth because you sprained your ankle and scratched the plastic

that's the ducatista way

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Playboyize
he fell for the trap meme

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@massdebater
My car was totaled in a parking lot by a lady that didn't look both ways at a stop sign.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Sharpcharm
Men only make BIG fuck-ups due to slamming around at 70 mph on black ice or tearing through stop signs on a 1.2L sport bike
But WOMEN make a lot of fender benders and small accidents that don't hurt anyone and aren't reported
so yeah they're OBVIOUSLY worse drivers

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@ZeroReborn
My car in shop, I put in for a midsize rental. They had none, only had large SUVs... so they gave me an optioned up GMC Yukon. Told you that story to tell you this story:

This car was basically made for all the basic bitches of the US. If you stray from lane, the seat will vibrate. If you're anywhere near anything at low speed it'll tell you. If somebody brakes in front of you and you hesitate for a moment it'll vibrate and flash red LEDs at you. The wipers are auto, the lights are auto, the tailgate is auto, the infotainment system is stupid easy... hell, the dashboard reminds you to check the backseat when exiting even when there's nothing there.

This car was made for women who constantly talk and text while driving. It's ludicrous and pathetic what some cars have become

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Stupidasole
Yes, exactly. Men crash by driving recklessly for a thrill. Women crash by being completely incompetent behind the wheel at all times.

girlDog
girlDog

@StrangeWizard
he doesn’t like auto lights and wipers
Now you’re just being unreasonable

massdebater
massdebater

Women are inferior to men.
Even the stupidest, low IQ coon is above a woman.
Sage in all options, non car related topic.
Kys

whereismyname
whereismyname

@GoogleCat
not a lady then

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

pull into round about
boomer woman pulls out in front of me in a convertible mustang
turns her upper body directly towards me and flips a bird
wanted to speed up and t bone her

Emberfire
Emberfire

@ZeroReborn
Last time you posted this thread i told you why.

95% of sheilas only have a car because their husband/boyfriend forced them to get one after they got up the duff so they have to give it a burl or have to walk everywhere with a baby.
mums need a car to get around, they don't like it, they don't care about it, they only do it because they have to which is why they are so shit at it.

Don't question it you just need to understand and respect it so you don't come a gutsa when they try to run into you.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberfire
The shit is the emu gibjab dude? I don't even half of the fuck you're saying senpai. Goddamn get a long motherfucker, not even jive dude. Not even jive.

WebTool
WebTool

@Raving_Cute
anon why do you want another car with two doors you should buy a car with four doors because it's more convenient when my friends need a ride

Dump her. Dump her right now.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@SniperGod
Yeah, nah mate, scarnon?
stop piss farting around thinking you are all ridgy didge.
you a few roos loose in the top paddock or something?
because you are about as smart as a half full sack of dried up old camel shit ya fukken drop kick.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Emberfire
Fucking straya cunt

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@AwesomeTucker
im not your mate, don't call me cunt mate.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@iluvmen

I've installed a bunch of blackvue cameras for customers, pretty fucking good product I have to say.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@GoogleCat
I'll call you whatever I want. What you gunna do about it?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Raving_Cute
report you to the internet police for having loli which is considered child porn mate.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Sir_Gallonhead
Too true. Try living in bongistan and being a young male...

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Boy_vs_Girl
Id care about your opinion but literally no one cares about the opinion of pedophiles.

Methshot
Methshot

@Raving_Cute
Are you black?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Soft_member
Not being a pedo so you can bang asian chicks and actually like it

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@PackManBrainlure
you can bang asian chicks without being a pedo.
they are ageless until 40 anyway.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I looked up her plate, and this is what I got.

http://www.stcatharinesstandard.ca/2017/07/24/police-looking-for-missing-woman

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Carnalpleasure
you can bang chicks with no tits, ass, or hips without being a pedo

Alright

SniperWish
SniperWish

@iluvmen
when you can see I am going faster then you will.
They CAN'T O.O

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Emberfire
he is so delusional and fucked in the head that he thinks physical features define pedophilia not age

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Crazy_Nice
I'd go into a gas chamber if it was between those breasts, desu

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Ride motorcycle
Lost count of how many times I've nearly been merged into
It's always a girl not paying attention

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Evil_kitten
I dunno man, I feel like my brain is running like a computer on meth pulling in every bit of detail so I can get to work (or home) the fastest while avoiding cops, stupids, slows, and other potential hazards. Constantly thinking of the best ways to go about this hour long commute.

Also, fuck driving an hour to work, because that's entirely too long to deal with the usual mouth breathers on the road.

cum2soon
cum2soon

filling up at gas station
woman on phone in Nissan versa floors it into parking lot while on phone
smashes into Pontiac grand am
rips off her front bumper
Pontiac unscathed
proceeds to freak out on phone to her insurance company.
Pontiac guy laughs it off because his shit box took no damage
eventually she floors it out of parking lot while staring at cell phone nearly hitting another car on the road

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Crazy_Nice
Maybe you should pay attention to your surroundings and not put yourself into risky situations

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Crazy_Nice
drive a truck
lost count of how many times i've nearly been merged into
it's always a girl not paying attention
If they can miss a 40 tonne semi why do you think they can see you?

idontknow
idontknow

Unsurprisingly, this cunt in her ‘Jeep’ (rebadged Fiat 500x) merged in front of me and proceeded to do 45 in a 70MPH zone. Then, while we got stuck in a traffic jam, she merged into a brand-new Jag.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Spazyfool
Yelled at her in Italian
kek I hope you did the hand thing too user

Flameblow
Flameblow

@hairygrape

Arab friend does the open hand thing when I beat his shit at Melee

SniperWish
SniperWish

tfw just bought a '98 integra LS and i dont plan on ricing it

white as heck btw

RavySnake
RavySnake

@iluvmen
no, it's just funny seeing meninists getting angry when women do the same shit as them regularly

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@ZeroReborn
reported for racism

StonedTime
StonedTime

@ZeroReborn
My friend used to date a girl who had been in over 20 accidents. Her dad had bought her a bright yellow car "so people would see her coming."

We had to ride with her once and she got in an accident in a mcdonalds deive thru. We are just sitting there in line and she starts talking to someone in back and takes her foot off the brake. We are all screaming and pointing at the car in front of us and she never figures it out and hits them.

Women are useless

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@viagrandad
@happy_sad
Be me
Driving 09 mustang
Truck in front of me slams on brakes, I do the same
Chick in a 2014 land rover her daddy bought rear ends me going 60
Totaled

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Burnblaze
i find more men tailgate than women and when women do it they are just oblivious where as when men do it they are pissed off at you and want you to fuck off

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

coming home from work back in March
Behind a 2008 Honda Fit
Had a sticker that said "Hissy" next to the fit badge so it said "hissy fit"
Driver was a fat girl, maybe mid 20s
Taking the same route that I do so I had to follow
Drove 6 miles an hour under the limit, exactly 6 at all times
But doesn't stop at stop signs
The moment a car in front of her goes through a stop sign she followed them right on their bumper without stopping
When she stopped the car and started going again she'd fucking kick the gas pedal down to the point where the tires were squealing
Drove behind her for maybe 4 minutes and in that time frame she almost got t-boned 3 times and almost rear ended somebody

Summer last year
Driving towards a normally low traffic 3 way intersection, that uses stop signs
Girl in a 2010(?) BMW sedan, don't remember which model
Turns left without stopping at the stop sign
Turns a bit too hard and goes into the oncoming lane, aka the lane I'm in
She's fucking flooring it down the road straight at me
Car behind me, curb next to me, only thing I could do is jump the curb or hope she doesn't fix herself and go around her in the other lane
Decides to go to jump the curb
Begins to turn to the right to go over the curb
30 feet in front of me she finally corrects herself
Didn't go over the curb yet so I corrected myself
Looks at me giving me the dirtiest look she could
I give her the most terrified look I could

Same week
Going down my road to get to my house
Neighbor gets in her 2012 Volkswagen Passat and begins to back up
Sees me coming and stops
I'm maybe 6 houses away, going the speed limit
She looks at me, looks the other way, at me, other way, at me, other way
1 house away from her house
Decides to fucking back up into the road as I'm about to pass her
Slam on my brakes, a few feet from her car
She looks at me with a dirty look, my car is too close for her to drive away
I back up and move out of the way to let her pass by
Women suck

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@hairygrape
The only thing that pisses me off is that cunt missed bring impaled by that gaurdrail.
I don't have the time to type out a story now, but I was a passenger with a female friend, and as a hardened man who a been deployed, this was the first time since then that I was legitimately afraid for my life.
In some pararrel universe, I died that's night.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Gigastrength
Commercial main arteries are 30 in my town. It's awful.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@RavySnake
meninists
R*ddit?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@CouchChiller
Or worse
be driving fast on the highway
at least have a "2 one thousand" count gap between me and the car ahead
all the broads think this safety buffer is just an open space for their SUV and change lanes while braking
FUCK YOU

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TechHater
Yeah, me too. Or when I'm fucking around with an nice car on the highway.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Everyone here needs to get a dash cam, and post webm

I have probably 50 saved clips of close calls, or people being idiots.

And most of the the time I'm telling fucking cunt, and half the time it's a dude.

Women are not any worse than some men driving

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Crazy_Nice
that plate

you deserve it imo

whereismyname
whereismyname

@eGremlin
ya fukken drop kick

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@TalkBomber
This literally gives me cancer. Also when driving slow on the highway to keep a rolling buffer.

CUNT THAT SPACE IS NOT FOR YOU, IT IS FOR TRAFFIC TO KEEP MOVING

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Sharpcharm

Camera car is approaching that intersection way too hot.

That's like asking for trouble

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@girlDog
coming home late
don't want to wake up the entire house
turn the lights down
nothing happens

gashasdg
I hate auto lights

likme
likme

@haveahappyday
better yet
driving innawoods
national forest so no traffic or houses
dead of night
moon is out so you can see perfectly for miles
don't want to spook deer
shut off exterior lights
deers on side of road don't even look up as I pass
feelsgood.jpg

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@King_Martha
the dash cam probably uses a fish eye (wide lens) so you can capture the peripheral, giving a false sense of speed.

Story time, yesterday!
leaving shopping center
turn into 2 lane bottleneck, which leads from shopping center to the main road
right lane is faster cuz no light, left lane has a 3-4 minute wait so it's better to just go right and redirect from there
right as im passing some lady decides that she's had enough of the left turn wait and that RIGHT NOW is the only time she can change lanes
while im driving by
while on her phone
I near ride the curb and lay on the horn
nog looks up from her phone and gives me the best WE WUZ stare she can
car behind me honks at her too
they turn into the section 8 housing across the street

burn them all down Johnny, burn it all.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Women drive significantly fewer miles than men

Women drive significantly safer cars than men

Women drive significantly safer times than men

Despite this women - women accidents are overrepresented in statistics compared to driver prevelence and women have more accidents per mile than men.

Honestly its more frightening that they statistically drive cars with half as much power and far more safety features and still manage to crash more per mile than the men driving faster cars much closer to the limits.

From personal experience women drivers tend to be more often distracted, less capable of making quick and smart decisions, less aware of their car spatially and other cars around them and tend to drive in a way that forces others to make dangerous moves to make up for their own incompetence.

That's not to say there aren't excellent female drivers, but statistically they are much worse on average.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@TalkBomber

Look at the red ram on the left and note that vehicles rate. And then focus back on dashcam car's rate.

The dashcam car was driven by an /o/tist so you know that he thinks he is always right

5mileys
5mileys

@Raving_Cute
Don't ask me how I know or figured it out, but your girl is getting dicked down on the side.

takes2long
takes2long

@Stupidasole
men are far less likely to get into an accident in normal driving conditions. but we like to do stupid shit. that's why we have a lower life expectancy.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Women drivers fall under two categories in my area
Absolute shit, like day one of driving or something
Colossal retarded that rides within two inches of your ass in a Mom SUV while talking on a bluetooth or texting

Playboyize
Playboyize

@StrangeWizard
I'm about to drop some cash on an air system with a 4 bell air horn so when people do this or anything stupid in general they'll know it and hear it

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

2 reason, one spatial awareness which is biologically innate.
and second, defensive driving, which is intrinsically less safe than assertive driving.
woman are naturally less assertive. culturally and probably biologically as well.

Techpill
Techpill

@Emberfire
Driving like a retarded maniac and ending up dead isn't all that surprising.

Its the fact that woman are far more likely to cause accidents on the drive to work or the store. Which people do waaaaaay more than hooning.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@idontknow
RUN SHE'S GOT A JEEP
Laffin

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

to everyone in this thread thats been fucked by a female driver (or shit driver in general), buy a fucking dash cam! it was the best decision i made and it only cost about 100 bucks and took 20 minutes to install. ive had this setup for about 2 years and never had a problem with it.
some indian piece of shit backed into my car in the middle of the street and tried to tell the cops i ran into him even though the entire lane was stopped because a semi was backing into a parking lot from the street, i sent my insurance the footage and he went to jail for insurance fraud and filing a false report.

and no, im not shilling and i dont make money from these links or purchases.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B06XWN9Q99
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B074MYMDDD
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00NH11N5A
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00FONBG1A

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@SomethingNew
Random user on /pol/
I'm convinced.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@girlDog
Did you follow her screaming about how it's going on YouTube while tapping your cam? I hope you at least smashed her mirror and flipped her off user

Emberburn
Emberburn

@happy_sad
condoning nigger tier motorcyclist behavior
Its already bad enough don't make it worse

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Raving_Cute
drop that thot user

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@ZeroReborn
This. They're probably aiming for him.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Emberburn
endanger someones life
lmao bruh just chill bruh
was mistake xd
you are the problem with this entire fucking earth
faggots like you just bend over and take it up the ass when someone wrongs you

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Lunatick

Tailgate someone for 4 miles because they didn't use their indicator
Attempt to follow people home and "teach them a lesson" but loose resolve after 2 mins when your adult brain starts creaking into life

I am a psychologically stable person

Methshot
Methshot

@Soft_member
letting things go
aggravated assault makes you cool
no one gives a shit about it
even cops will high five ya

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@BinaryMan
I was thinking about an A119 because it's less obvious looking and can do 1080p60 or 1440p30. Is the dash cam meme worth it?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BinaryMan
same bro
had a lady hit my car and try to flee
NEVER admit to the person you have a cam
bitch that hit me tried to lie to insurance too and she got a fraud charge and dropped from insurance.
@CouchChiller
i have to older a118c with capacitor because i live inna desert
a cam with a battery WILL burn your car to the ground if it gets too hot and vents the Lipo battery
1080is fine
you arent gonna find a cheap cam that actually records at 1440 and doesnt just scale

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@iluvmen
One of the worst things is when you're coming down a road and a woman is hesitating to pull out so they wait then last second decide to pull out nearly causing an accident then proceeding to drive slow as fuck. Don't fucking pull out as fast as you can to drive slow as fuck when you can see I am going faster then you will.

I lost a beautiful 1989 S10 Blazer because of this shit. Going down a highway at 60 mph approaching a sideroad, bitch waits til right before I cross in front of her, then guns it straight into my passenger side fender. Completely twisted the frame and totaled my Blazer out. I'd only been driving it for 3 months after having rebuilt the front end. And she didn't even have insurance

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Spazyfool
cops ever find her body?

girlDog
girlDog

@Nude_Bikergirl
this
officer this car rolled into me from out of nowhere
spooky stuff huh

cum2soon
cum2soon

@viagrandad
saudi arabia was the last bastion of hope
they played themselves

idontknow
idontknow

@StonedTime
Surprisingly?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Methshot

If I got upset and went out of my way to right every wrong I would never have time to attend to my daily life. I haven't ever had road rage and I am pretty calm behind the wheel. When I force my way on someone in another vehicle it is a conscious decision.

When I am out of the car on the other hand I am a rageoholic.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@kizzmybutt
@takes2long
@viagrandad
@Gigastrength

JESUS FUCKING NIGGER CHRIST ALIVE
IVE SAID IT SINCE I WAS A WEE LAD
WOMEN ARE BARELY HUMAN AND SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED TO DO ANYTHING BUT TAKE DICK AND COOK FOOD
FUCK

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwjsHdv5hRw

what do you do when you find yourself on an icy road? you abandon the vehicle of course

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Poker_Star
I haven't ever had road rage
b e t a
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t
a

Evilember
Evilember

@TreeEater
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vupgBykQnko

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Evilember
PLEASE user STOP
THEYRE LITERAL HAIRLESS MONKEYS
MY HEART CANT TAKE IT

TechHater
TechHater

@CouchChiller
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi-se6_59Y

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@GoogleCat
tend to drive in a way that forces others to make dangerous moves to make up for their own incompetence.

This, so much, so incredibly much. Men can act like assholes a lot more, but they won't force you to fuck off the road/into other lanes because they weren't paying attention/didn't have a clue what was around them, makes them much less of a risk for others

@TalkBomber
@Ignoramus
From looking up the street signs and the maps, that video happens in Bayview Avenue, Toronto

Can't find any info on what the distance between the white markings should be, or how long the white lines themselves are required to be, although with a minute of playing around with the video, it takes about 5 frames to go though one line's length, and about 8 frames to get from one line to the other (player is kinda wonky though, so take that with a grain of salt). Video is recorded at 30 frames per second, if we knew the size and distance between the road markings we could easily tell the speed of the car

Supergrass
Supergrass

@GoogleCat

I was trying to use the lamp poles but the first pole he passes is different

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Nude_Bikergirl
I wish. It happened on a fairly busy road and she had this yappy little dog in her lap when it happened. Wish her airbag had gone off and snapped both their necks

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Snarelure

Calling me Beta

I take off my shades when arguing with people so they can look me in the eye and understand fully that I am calling them a FAGGOT

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Crazy_Nice
get some fucking mirrors

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Sir_Gallonhead
on monday i called a fat lady a stupid fat bitch when she literally parked sideways across the only 3 spots left in a small gas station lot
and the redneck hopped out of her car and tried to fight me lol
fuck i hate florida

SniperGod
SniperGod

@ZeroReborn
This could not be more true.
Every day I drive in pretty dense traffic, and it surprises me how utterly idiotic people are, and ESPECIALLY women.
They don't look where they are going, are extremely hesitant, and they tailgate too.
Every time there is a woman behind me, and I see her eyes dropping below the steering wheel when I check my mirrors to check her out ;) I look ahead even further than I normally do, to try and compensate for her lack of attention, so she doesn't drive into the back of my beloved car.

Anyway here's a short story that I have had with women in traffic:
11PM on a saturday
driving back from a BBQ at a friends place on the other side of the country.
friend that lives 40km from my house drives along with me.
he is in the passenger seat on his phone doing whatever
driving on a 2lane highway
I'm going ~140km/h on the right lane
speed limit is 130km/h at this hour.
a car on the left lane is overtaking me at 145km/h, slowly passing.
highway entrance ramp coming up in the distance
there's a BMW 2 series, one of those dreary BMWs for people who wants a BMW without any driving feedback or style.
probably going like 70km/h as it enters the on-ramp.
absolute RETARD merges into the right lane with me 300m back.
I'm storming towards this retard at 140km/h.
fug
can't jump into the left lane, car is still overtaking me.
slam on the brakes so hard my friend's phone goes flying into the footwell at the speed of sound, his head nearly hitting the dashboard before the seatbelt retractor lock kicks in
turn on my ridiculous high beams and illuminate the dark surroundings with the intensity of a thousand suns.
BMW does not give a fuck, slowly accelerates towards 90-100km/h
go down two gears, and commandeer my car into the left lane with an aggressive tug of the wheel
overtake this idiot nearly bouncing the car off the rev limiter, me and my buddy flipping off the driver as I pass.
it was a middle-aged woman.
every. fucking. time.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@w8t4u
don't respond to CJ the R3 cuck

WebTool
WebTool

@idontknow
I stay the fuck away when I see a bumper sticker like this or a "Princess" licence plate holder.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Skullbone

A couple weeks ago I slapped a van driver in the face through his window for nearly killing me on a pedestrian crossing. I am a white man in a violent black man's country and he had a van full of people.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@SniperGod
i keep an assortment of washers and small bolts/ nuts in my cup holder to throw at whores
shit is a rush

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Burnblaze
borass?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@LuckyDusty
bet they didnt do shit either

i was arrested a few years out of highschool when a woman tboned my newish car and tried frantically to put it in reverse and flee
i broke her window and was screaming and trying to rip her out
i admit i used to have a bad rage problem but how the fuck are people just allowed to almost kill someone and try to leave but i cant detain someone
tfw 1 year of rage counseling
tfw her insurance still bought me a new car

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Fuzzy_Logic
Hi Elliot.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Playboyize
Throwing shit at others in righteous indignation=supreme fuccboi
Srsly nigger?

I personally know guys who graffiti the shit out of cars of people who act like dumbasses, or spray them with paint remover at night, or throw something nasty (my personal favorite being mashed potatoes with milk, that oughta stink up the place) down their windshield HVAC intake/into their grille and radiator, that shit won't ever clean up

Techpill
Techpill

@Playboyize
God's work, user.

idontknow
idontknow

@TechHater

the guy who throws his hands up in disbelief

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@ZeroReborn
no dad growing up
mom was hardcore tho
drove a V8 Cutlass Calay
taught me how to drive stick
always said "anon, if I see a bad driver on the road I can guess their gender 100% of the time"
"if they are on my bumper, then they are some young guy with something to prove, ditto for brake checking"
"if they act surprised and skittish on the road, almost always a woman"
"the only exception is old men, they drive like women but they drive slower"
"it's better to drive like a dick than to drive like a bitch"

What did she mean by this?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@CouchChiller
I'm gonna dox your ass, drive to your house and shoot you in the fucking head the next time you call some random ass shit a meme.
VTEC
Not a meme.
VTEC JUST KICKED IN YOUR!
Meme.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@BunnyJinx
"it's better to drive like a dick than to drive like a bitch"

Fucking glorious

Evilember
Evilember

they have bad spatial awareness
but they can't help it

SniperGod
SniperGod

@SniperGod
She literally did nothing wrong.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@BunnyJinx
What did she mean by this
Be aggressive. Bulls make money, bears make money, lambs get slaughtered. Make your decisions, don't hesitate, don't be courteous when it puts you in danger.

A lot of people like to be "friendly" drivers, which is ok. But it's not ok when you stop dead in the middle of the highway in heavy traffic to let somebody in from a side road. I have seen this happen multiple times and it's only a matter of time before one of those idiots gets rear ended at high speed by another dumbass who doesn't know what brake lights are.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@BinaryMan
I've heard of security cameras giving benefits on home insurance, how about dashcams on car insurance?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Evil_kitten
Men default to being the opposite. Savage animals that let their unconscious mind control the body while the conscious self observes it and wonders what the fuck is going on, giving a suggestion or two during the whole ride.

Wow that sounds pretty accurate. I've been contemplating about that for a while now. Thanks for putting it into words, user.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I let my girlfriend drive me around because she's a better driver than I am

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

the supreme autism in this thread
hello elliot rodgers

viagrandad
viagrandad

@StrangeWizard
ive started flashing my brights at people who do this to me in traffic
..id prefer to ram them

likme
likme

@PackManBrainlure
It depends on your insurer and your plan, but you can get discounts for a dashcam like you can get discounts for plugging in those nanny trackers.

WebTool
WebTool

@TalkBomber
I'll fess up and admit that I did this today, but only because two fags driving pickups parallel to each other on the highway wouldn't speed up, so I had to wedge myself in someone's following space so I wouldn't miss my exit. I used my turn signal to give plenty of warning, though.

But, yeah, it was either change lanes and brake a couple of seconds later, or rear end some stupid hick in a dually who wanted to go 10 under on the highway.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@New_Cliche
THIS. THOSE CUNTS ALWAYS PULL THAT SHIT WHEN YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE ON THE ROAD AND THEY CAN'T WAIT 5 FLIPPING SECONDS

AAAARGH
I am so close to installing heavy duty bumper guard in my range rover to fuck their hatches over

last week I was driving to my friend's place and needed to take the right lane before the turn. turned the indicator on, looked in the mirror - there is fucking red hyundai of death (it's like giant pussy indicator in Poland). I'm thinking "let that whore pass, dunno what she gonna do". When she came right next to my car she stopped accelerating. I'm like >shit. She started pulling a little faster, looked me in the eyes started waving hands (couldn't make shit out of it, must have been some estrogen language). After 3 seconds of that shit, she suddenly turned her indicator on and pulled right in front of my car almost causing me to crash xD Ended up on the grass at the side of the road and bitch ran away. FUCK THEM.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

be riding in the car with my gf driving her Nissan Versa
stopped at a light to turn left onto the main road
get a green arrow
gf starts turning left when some boomer cunt speeds through the red light and hits my side of the car, knocking off our front bumper with her rear bumper
mfw she was from out of state with no insurance
Luckily some nice lady stopped to act as a witness, and that intersection actually had a camera that the police could go back and review. Otherwise, it might have been counted as my gf's fault since our front end hit boomer cunt's rear end.

I still had to pay $200 out of pocket to fix my gf's car because boomer cunt had no insurance. It just baffles me at how someone with no insurance from out of state could be so stupid as to run a red light.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@w8t4u
oh, forgot to mention I had two accidents in my life and both caused by women

1) I don't even trust their indicating anymore after one bitch hit side of my car. she was indicating right but turning left. I should have known better.
2) one fem hit my rear-left side (she had a stop sign, I didn't) and started screaming at me that I'm a halfwit and whatnot, because SHE STOPPED and I didn't. Had to call the police for stupid "fender bender" (it was 25mph) because stupid whore couldn't acknowledge the fact stop doesn't always mean stop all-way. cunt.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@w8t4u
I am so close to installing heavy duty bumper guard in my range rover to fuck their hatches over
Do it. I have a steel bumper and nobody tries that shit with me anymore.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@viagrandad
couldn't find anything made of thick steel and enough time to actually weld something by my own

Booteefool
Booteefool

These threads always make me wonder if I'm a bad driver.

I mean I like to think that I'm a better driver than average, but there have still been a couple of close calls which were my fault - like cutting off a truck in a roundabout because he was indicating and I didn't expect him to go straight.

Then when I remember how badly rashed my hubcaps are, I know I suck.

How can I be a better driver, Veeky Forums?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Booteefool
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illusory_superiority

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Emberfire
@Carnalpleasure
you can bang asian chicks with no tits, ass, or hips
they are ageless until 40 anyway

If they take care of their looks, it does seem true they look ageless until 40. When I was in high school, there were some asian moms that looked like older sisters to their daughters. And there were fat dumpy moms that didn't since they stopped taking care and simply ate the infamous american obesity diet.

idontknow
idontknow

@Booteefool
Hey, I had my fair share of accidents when I was younger, and my hubcaps are rashed too. That's why you don't buy an expensive car as your first car. You live and learn.

The problem is too many women never learn.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@happy_sad
@Emberfire
chicks with no tits, ass, or hips

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@TreeEater
@Emberfire
chicks with no tits, ass, or hips

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Booteefool
Awareness, autistic levels of it. Assuming the worst of people.
And/or more assertive driving (like speeding up to pass for instance)
Plus you're probably young and lack experience. I scraped wheels when I was young even after hundreds of hours of track time. No correlation between "good driving" and low speed maneuverability.

@King_Martha
Doesn't really hold here since this is a driving oriented board.
While it's true everyone here likely over estimates their ability, due to never having it actually tested, their awareness while driving is probably significantly higher than the general population.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Yesterday this dumb bitch ran out of gas in her range rover. She looked like shit too, she was some fat roastie with a messy dyed updo and she was wearing sweats. Other dumb bitches pulled over to help her and give her gas but all they did was spill gas onto the side of her car because they didn't know how to get it in so they just had a girl power session there. Eventually a female cop showed up and I assume she helped.

The stupid drove past a gas station to get there too

takes2long
takes2long

@RumChicken
civic center
TRIGGERED

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@New_Cliche
Bae, I'll say this: I know very few females who can actually manage driving in traffic. Among them is my mother, who had to learn how to navigate among retards and people who don't give a fuck about traffic laws, I guess learning early did help her
Sometimes she takes simple yet bad decisions, like pulling out of a garage or parking onto a street when an approaching car is too close for comfort, but otherwise she will use her brain before acting, since she knows she's risking other people's lives when driving. And she's also pretty good when shit hits the fan, as I saw personally when a tire blow out on her and she rode the rim like a boss nigger, didn't even think of touching the brakes (as she was told in case such a thing happened) and remained calm while we steadily went down from shaky as fuck 60 MPH to a smooth safe stop on the shoulder

Most other women I know, though? They shouldn't be trusted with a shopping cart simulator. Can't park in any direction, and to compound it, they don't have the ability to think others might need to pass so they park wherever, sometimes blocking access or egress. They're oblivious to how much the electronic nannies in their vehicles save them from ending in a ditch/against a tree/an oncoming semi truck (seriously, fuck that), and can't be assed to look around themselves whenever they're maneuvering

They seem to do fine in mopeds and bikes, which is FAR more common where I live, but driving cars/objects that project beyond their immediate field of view is 2hard for them

TreeEater
TreeEater

one time my neighbor came home complaining to her dad and brother that one of her cars rear wheels was making a noise. they go check the rear wheel and the tire is shredded and blown out

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Fuzzy_Logic
How the fuck isn't there an automatic system (judicially, I mean) in place to make sure that fucks with no insurance still pay their fucking debts?

Where I live, driving with no insurance=heavy shit, and I'm a goddamned spic, ffs. Even a ratty, frame-has-rusted-through 70s Ford F100 has insurance because any little incident means lots of lost time (monis, maybe even lawyers) and huge fines. Hell, I heard of people having their car auctioned out to pay for the damages, and if the fuckers complain, they get told to get a cheaper shitbox, use public transport, and/or get bent

Swear these stories make my blood boil, it's insane what people getaway with sometimes

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Burnblaze
I have no idea what sort of criminal charges she may have incurred, but it wouldn't have been worth it to sue her for the damages since hiring a lawyer would have cost more than we would have been compensated. In my city, the police have started to impound the cars of some people with no insurance, but because the problem is so prevalent, they usually just require people to go to court and prove they have insurance current by that date.

takes2long
takes2long

The only accident I've been in was with some boomer retard. This was when I was a fairly new driver. I was coming home from school late at night and it was foggy and raining. I come up to an intersection, the light's green so I proceed at around 35 or 40, whatever I was cruising at. As I get into the intersection this retard in a Suburban or something decides to make a left turn in front of me, I can't brake fast enough and I end up smashing my right headlight against the side of his shitmobile. When the cops came the cunt tried to say I made an illegal maneuver (that I had passed someone on the shoulder who was stopped in front of me?) and he apparently played the MUH VETERAN card. The cop didn't assign fault at the scene, which I later learned was to make it much harder for the guy to be found at fault at all. The scumbags at his insurance company even tried to call me and say "it's a word against word situation." Thank god there were two women who pulled over and saw the whole thing. Being a new driver who hit a muh vet'ran I would have gotten assreamed.
tl;dr boomers are terrible

whereismyname
whereismyname

Let's be honest here: MOST people are bad drivers, period. We all think we're good drivers because we define our own meaning of 'good driving'. A lot of you in this thread are probably bad drivers by my definition, but I agree that women are typically worse than men in that they (mostly) drive differently.

Women drive leisurely. They don't take it seriously or focus on it alone.

Men can be guilty of these things as well, but we're more ballsy. We can make that light, turn, or lane and majority of the time we do. But, that one time we miscalculate we cause an accident whereas most women would've been overly-cautious. Sure you're behind her when she slams on brakes for the light saying, 'dumb bitch you could've gone', but she didn't cause an accident.

My point is you all need to look in your blind spots— not in your car, but in your personality and actions. My examples are just some cases and obviously not every man and woman are the same.

This is also coming from a guy who's been rear-ended by a woman on her phone and nearly t-boned by a girl running a red light doing her makeup. Trust me, I despise the way women drive. But dudes can drive like morons too.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Garbage Can Lid
Ye, I get why it isn't worth it, same story around here sometimes. It just boggles the mind to see all these similar stories of people getting fucked by a retard who didn't have insurance, one would think that someone competent might come up with a way to stop that bullshit

@takes2long
tl;dr boomers are terrible
I always hear this and wonder if they're the way people tend to paint them. I know stereotypes aren't usually true, but they exist for a reason and all
Besides, aren't they dying off already? Just a little longer and no more pic related

Skullbone
Skullbone

@whereismyname
Women drive leisurely. They don't take it seriously or focus on it alone.
That's a nice way to say "distracted driving." Maybe they should stop trying to record Instagram videos while behind the wheel. Another problem with women is that they see cars as appliances to get them from Point A to Point B. They don't bother trying to learn their cars' mannerisms or limits. This is why they often drive so "cautiously." If you don't know how your vehicle accelerates, you don't know how to pull out of a junction. As a result, they usually either drive like they're in their own little bubble, or they just lay on the throttle trying to get wherever they're going quickly without taking into consideration all the other elements that go into being a "good" driver. I've rode with a lot of females who will just floor it from red light to red light and brake right at the last minute. It's nerve-wracking.

Evilember
Evilember

@Skullbone
agreed. I seriously believe women think those pedals are binary.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@King_Martha
Even if Veeky Forums is speeding the toyota should have enough sense of self preservation to not place itself in its path.
The windshield is visible for the entirety of the vid and I think it's obvious they were focused on following the car before them instead of driving.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Stupidasole
his own argument was debunked by his own post
imagine being this stupid lol

Illusionz
Illusionz

@King_Martha
People should be allowed to rip people's doors off when they do this.

farquit
farquit

@Spamalot
they drive many fewer miles. they crash more per mile.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Sharpcharm
Holy fucking shit.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@likme
My dad and stepmom did a trial of those things and it will shit on you for normal driving. Plus, I don't want a corporation to have my car's exact gps coordinates at all times.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Fuzzy_Logic
wew lad

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@viagrandad
seeing her head hit the glass is so satisfying

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Remember this one?
https://jalopnik.com/5816178/lexus-attacks-two-classic-cars/

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Gigastrength
literally fucking HOW???

Methshot
Methshot

@Boy_vs_Girl
See pic
Think car is fine, maybe slightly caved in
Open article
Entire side is obliterated
wimmin

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@King_Martha
win win really

hairygrape
hairygrape

@TreeEater
chink in a nip car

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@iluvmen
One of the worst things is when you're coming down a road and a woman is hesitating to pull out so they wait then last second decide to pull out nearly causing an accident then proceeding to drive slow as fuck. Don't fucking pull out as fast as you can to drive slow as fuck when you can see I am going faster then you will.
Woman did this to me just to slowly cut across the street. First time I had ever honked the horn for more than 5 seconds. Instead of driving across the road she stopped in the middle and proceeded to yell and point where she was going, causing me to get angrier and honk more which caused her to keep yelling and pointing
kek

iluvmen
iluvmen

@SomethingNew
lesbian

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Boy_vs_Girl
The stereotype about chink women is real.
http://youtu.be/xL2jhc2n7XY

likme
likme

@happy_sad
PMS is a meme

TechHater
TechHater

Found this gem the other day.

Bitch drove her f150 right up onto this jeeps fender flare somehow.

Women in trucks are the worst of the worst.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@TechHater
That's a GMC Sierra

SniperWish
SniperWish

@happy_sad
I regretted saying f150 as soon as I uploaded it. Reeee

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

be me
driving to my grandmas house
coming around the corner of a windey residential road
see a minivan swerve onto my side of the road and park facing my direction
slow down cause I don't know what in the hell this van is doing
"whatever I'll just go around"
just before we're parallel they start reversing into a driveway at full steering-lock
they're swinging wide and gonna cream me
downshift and WOT past the van
woman is blaring on the horn and passenger is screaming something at me
Bitch I would have known not to go around if you understood how to use a turn signal.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Nojokur
holy shit thanks for using my OC

likme
likme

@Boy_vs_Girl
If that was mine I would be serving a prison sentence.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@happy_sad

We as men have a deep ingrained desire to fight and fuck. You have to ask why is it they can use their biological instabilities as a defense but we can't?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@MPmaster
wasn't this a classic car meet in a parking lot
lady was asian tho

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Soft_member

Read @Boy_vs_Girl

5mileys
5mileys

@King_Martha
@takes2long
drive up
just sit on horn until she moves
oh yeah, and I installed a 150db air horn

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@ZeroReborn
Looks like someone's fragile masculinity and poor self identity is getting the best of themselves. No, you're a shitty driver, they're a shitty driver, everyone is a shitty driver. Except for me. A God. The GOLDEN God. I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS.

WebTool
WebTool

R.I.P. sweet prince

Dumbass Indian bitch thought it was ok to swerve into the turning across a solid yellow and smash me head on. This is the third time in 2 years I've been in a not at fault accident endng with my baby totalled to a fucking WOMAN. More pics inc

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Raving_Cute
This may prove a difficult task, but drop her ASAP user.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@StonedTime
Had my clutch / and methanol injection for a fucking week

JunkTop
JunkTop

@AwesomeTucker
self doxing

Hopefully your gf can give you her last name.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@FastChef
It will live again
Soon

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Fuzzy_Logic
So much work gone

Pt gt knuckle with increased Ackerman angle (left) stock (right)

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Fuzzy_Logic
California
enjoy aids

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Fried_Sushi
It can be pretty horrible sometimes, just like everyone else I'm thinking of moving out,

Stock Auto power ACR neon roll cage

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@WebTool
@StonedTime
@AwesomeTucker
@FastChef
@Fuzzy_Logic
@Spazyfool
using your project car as your daily
I feel bad for you, but you should’ve known better.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@takes2long
I literally carry a small deck of business cards in my car with my name and number just for shit like this so I can pull over, be like "bro I saw the whole thing, if you need me as a witness or my dash cam footage here's my info" and take off so I don't have to wait around for him to grab my info.

askme
askme

@Sir_Gallonhead
You're right honestly

I've learned my lesson

I still have my trusty 00 GSR for daily thank god

likme
likme

@askme
Here's where a drunk female hit and ran my 03 cts 6 months back

(On my property)

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Lord_Tryzalot
Well here over the pond you are forced to have insurance, but that would be gommunism.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@askme
Yeah it sucks because my daily is a discontinued car, and the first car I bought with my own money. I’d hate to lose it to some idiot female, but that’s always a possibility. Luckily I work odd hours when there aren’t so many people on the road.
@Nojokur
We’re “forced” to have insurance in burgerland too, but people still don’t buy it or do hit-and-runs. I live in an area with a lot of people who don’t buy insurance, so, as a result, my premium is extremely high. It isn’t fair, and there needs to be a better way to enforce it. Maybe you should have to show proof of insurance to buy fuel or something.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Nojokur
You're forced to have insurance here too you unlearned retard. And forcing people to have insurance is fucking idiotic. If everyone is forced to have insurance, what do you think the companies are going to do? Raise their fucking premiums.

hairygrape
hairygrape

I find it funny how people who complain about women drivers are usually people who like to hoon and drive like a maniac, putting others and their own lives in danger while also putting a lot of stress on their car.

If you are not a absolute perfect driver that follows the law,then shut the fuck up. Im not a perfect driver, but at least I can admit my faults

Emberburn
Emberburn

@w8t4u
he thinks auto insurance is one nation wide single company monopoly
you must be 18 to access this website

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@hairygrape
hektik skidz in a parking lot or going 100 on an empty freeway at midnight = driving as horrifically as the cops in need for speed games
roasties need to get off my Veeky Forums

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@FastChef
neon
nothing of value was lost

Illusionz
Illusionz

@TreeEater
Inb4 the patriarchy

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@hairygrape
People who hook and put others lives at risk are obviously in a the wrong, but generally the only time I see people do it is when there are few cars or other hazards. Those are men who are skilled drivers. Women put other people’s lives at risk by not paying attention to what they’re doing or by panicking when they lose control of the situation.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@BinaryMan
Neon srt4
Big difference

Lunatick
Lunatick

I think it's because women are indecisive. You ever ask a woman what she wants to eat? She'll never decide. Same shit with driving.
should I turn now?
oh no there's cars coming I have to turn!
oh wait their too close!
EEEEEE MY VAGINA IS SHUTTING MY BRAIN DOWN
*crash*

happy_sad
happy_sad

is there some sort of driving course I can put my fiance through for stress control to make her react from muscle memory when a situation happens? I'm talking similar to how for example when you go to the military they stress the shit out of you while making you learn and do things so that it becomes second nature and you act without thinking?
she's an ok driver but like all women she gets vagina based shutdown syndrome if something unexpected and stressful happens, like if someone cuts her off or pulls out in front of her.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@AwesomeTucker
@JunkTop
the chad identity poster

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@AwesomeTucker
RAV4 or Honda CR-V
In my area it's Suburbans, F150/250, Explorers, Chargers, and v6 Muscle cars.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Crazy_Nice
user stop posting your R3 in every opportunity

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Upgraded my shit braking system on my Gsr the other day
It's good now

Pic of old setup

hairygrape
hairygrape

@AwesomeTucker

CHI boyfriend ricer
white trash girlfriend
Califrornia

it writes itself

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@kizzmybutt
New setup

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Playboyize
Bet she stretched your asshole out pretty good

Emberburn
Emberburn

@hairygrape
My girlfriend is from Texas not Oklahoma
And more importantly I don't rice any of my cars

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Gigastrength
Old caliper on left
New on right from 99 Accord v6

WebTool
WebTool

@Firespawn
Old pad left
2008 Acura TSX pad on right

StonedTime
StonedTime

@WebTool
Old rotor left
Mini Cooper base 280mm brembo rotor on Right

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

have 9/10 QT half white half Hispanic GF
Goes from literally not knowing how to use a turn signal driving an Altima coupe to knowing a good bit about cars
Taught her better driving habits
I can't get her to not be aggressive as fuck
If anyone tailgates her, she slows down almost to the point of stopping no matter where she is
Once they go around she gets on their ass and follows them
Sits right on their bumper as close as possible just asking for a brake check.
Get road head when I'm driving
She has a cool Wrangler that she can list the specs of

Eh I guess it evens out. She's hot as fuck too, let's me grab her ass and tits while driving

DeathDog
DeathDog

@StonedTime
Old caliper on top
99 Accord v6 caliper on bottom

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@DeathDog
It all fits
Cool

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@kizzmybutt
@Gigastrength
@Emberburn
@Firespawn
@WebTool
@StonedTime
@DeathDog
@GoogleCat
literally no one gives a fuck in this thread you autistic

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@hairygrape
CHI?
Califrornia
Ok

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Fuzzy_Logic
Tips fedora

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Stark_Naked
m'projection

Inmate
Inmate

@cum2soon
I'm tipping MY fedora sprout

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Emberburn

you're still a CHI

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@lostmypassword
Which is?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@FastChef
ANGERY neon

Wew

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Playboyize
tfw you can't dodge the Rodge

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@ZeroReborn
is this from that new book by Hillary Clinton?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@ZeroReborn
incel fag who's mad at every girl he sees because he never got any

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@VisualMaster
What's her name?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Nude_Bikergirl
totes brah

takes2long
takes2long

my new neighbor across the street is a woman,
she drives across the street so she can turn around on my property,
she turns around on the wooden bridge just before my garage,
i've asked her not to do this,
"sure, no problem",
but my webcam catches her twice or more every day

I'm not so worried about her toyota sedan wearing out my bridge,
but I previously had a cement mixing truck break the structure,
and the construction and legal hassles were immense

rather than have some sign about maximum weight,
I just have a closed, no entry sign,
even though I use it myself,
the USPS, UPS, fuel delivery, etc., all use separate back entrance

BTW, her parking maneuvers involve Braille.
She relies on hitting the garbage cans on her side of the road so she knows when to stop.
Her Mother's car is heavily dented - I was not surprised.

wondering what will make my driveway and bridge unattractive to her ?
giant spiders
cellphone jammer

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@takes2long
wooden bridge? Do you have a moat around your prestigious castle

RumChicken
RumChicken

@SniperGod
driving on a 2lane highway
Oh, a two-lane highway, how cute!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@takes2long
look for some traffic spikes or gate. you should be able to find those with a remote nowadays

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Soft_member
Hilarious

TreeEater
TreeEater

@viagrandad
@Sharpcharm

@kizzmybutt
@Gigastrength

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@iluvmen
One of the worst things is when you're coming down a road and a woman is hesitating to pull out so they wait then last second decide to pull out nearly causing an accident then proceeding to drive slow as fuck. Don't fucking pull out as fast as you can to drive slow as fuck when you can see I am going faster then you will.
this also applies to newer drivers, when I was 15 learning to drive and spilling my spagetti all over the roads in rural WI, I'd do that sometimes, and I was also slow as fuck going everywhere.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

be inna Texas
95% of all Tahoes/Suburbans/Yukons/Escalades are driven by women
0% of them understand the sheer mass of their vehicles
regularly watch them narrowly miss others in traffic and only because the other party slams on their brakes or swerved to avoid them
only habe two speed settings: 10 under or 20 over
will literally get right up on anyone in traffic until their proximity sensors begin screaming louder than their music
always too short to properly see the end of their hood

I avoid them all like the plague. I've seen what happens when they plow into someone.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@King_Martha

woman in her 50s
Mercedes S-class sedan

typical Long Island

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Women aren't safer drivers.

The truth is that property & casualty companies (insurance) love women because they get into fender benders that drive up their insurance rates.

Those horrific drivers ruining people's lives are little cash cows for the insurance agencies.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@SniperGod
Did you expect her to be able to merge on above 140km/h? Why didn't you just slow down and get behind the car passing you?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Playboyize
After reading that post I believe that's exactly what he did. This wasn't the point though.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@SniperGod
driving at ~140 km/h
suddenly a car 300m ahead
slamming the brakes

you had almost 8 seconds to stop before hitting it if it was standing still, but more since it was in motion.
So you're either very slow to react or your car's brakes are awful or both

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Raving_Cute
Oh GOD that's too familiar
anon why do you want a crx I can't fit my friends and their stuff into it for when you're going to drive me and my friends across the state just get a minivan

from the same person
i'm looking into getting a car, I need it to have good em pee gees
"that's cool, got any cars in mind?"
my mom's mid 2000s ford explorer, those get good miles right?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@SniperGod
You're supposed to use the on-ramp to merge up to speed with traffic. It is also up the person who is merging to yield to oncoming traffic if necessary.

So she literally did at least two things wrong.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Sharpcharm
the left turning car should have got the fuck through that intersection and kept driving, if your gunna commit then fucking commit right in the middle of someone elses lane isnt the place to stop and give jebus the wheel

King_Martha
King_Martha

@New_Cliche
What is the maximum legal trouble one can get in for this and how likely are you to even be caught?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@happy_sad
I'd rather not have to see pro race mixing posts when coming here. Thanks.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@likme
Why would you want to get caught?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@King_Martha
Eh, replace whatever parts were damaged/pay for repairs of course, dunno about legal implications on the future for sure, friends never got caught

Chance of getting caught is null, really, but that's just where I live and all

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@VisualMaster
Once again, I don't come here to here about race mixers and their significant other half breeds, don't mention this shit.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Crazy_Nice
The world is a mystery to this cocksleeve.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Nude_Bikergirl
he's right though still.

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