My gf wants to add this to the family van (2008 Honda Odyssey)

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

My gf wants to add this to the family van (2008 Honda Odyssey). How do I tell her no without hurting her feelings.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

`tis the season you colossal faggot

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

On an Odyssey ? Why not? Stop being a pussy

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@GoogleCat
Why are you so controlling?
Is it her car?
Do you even drive it?
Does it fucking matter?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@GoogleCat
"DOT safety wont let me honey, sorry."
also
gf
to the family van
premarital kids? wut

MPmaster
MPmaster

@GoogleCat
cheezes fug, op. people are already laughing at the odyssey - just make them have a jolly laugh instead of "i'm glad i'm not that person" laughs.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Boy_vs_Girl
probably her sons, not his

farquit
farquit

@Boy_vs_Girl
I thought everyone calls these types of vans "family/soccer mom" vans. We don't have kids. It's my van.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Evil_kitten
(((my wife's son)))

takes2long
takes2long

@MPmaster
That's why I don't want to put it on. I already drive an odyssey.

TechHater
TechHater

@takes2long
Tell her it's only allowed while the the christmas lights are up.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@GoogleCat
W H I P P E D
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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

yeah, "no fun allowed"
you must be a great guy, op.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Your gf sounds cute. Fuck her extra harder next time on my account.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@GoogleCat
honey we should look at a wagon instead
why?
smaller/easier to drive/ with same amount of space but less on insurance

ok

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@GoogleCat
she only wants to do it so chad can spark up a conversation with her while she's pumping gas or loading groceries

don't do it op

Lunatick
Lunatick

@StrangeWizard
she only wants to do it so chad can spark up a conversation with her while she's pumping gas or loading groceries
don't do it op

Honey can you fuel up the Odyssey at *gas station across town* so we can use our Windixie fuel points?
OPs pumping gas
Chads pumping that ass
OPs car is literally wearing the horns of a cuckold

Sad!

Techpill
Techpill

@Lunatick
thats literally what will happen

his gf will be remembered by chads and their friends by the whore who has reindeer antlers on her gay bf's minivan

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Tell her it will make the minivan look fat

Flameblow
Flameblow

Convince her to put a proper wreath on the front instead, and write 'MERRY CHRISTMAS' on the rear windows to piss off the 'HAPPY HOLIDAYS' faggots.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@GoogleCat
Tell her only if you also get to wrap the van in a christmas-themed fatigue pattern with a banner on the top of the windshield that says
War On Christmas

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@farquit
You don't have a family you fucking nu-male. You're just a cuck with a minivan. Did you mean to ask how you can stop your girlfriend from putting shit on YOUR CAR? Because that's what it sounds like you're asking.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@GoogleCat
Why would you not let her do this?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@GoogleCat
Break up with her
That way the issue never comes up again, and she’s not stuck with some van driving, fun hating faggot like you.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@GoogleCat
"i am concerned about those things falling off"

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@GoogleCat
let her. they're fun.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@GoogleCat
Let her do it, but on the condition that she can let you drive with the windows down.

TreeEater
TreeEater

when should we put the antlers then? i'm still tryna pipe her and i guess i can be nice

Emberfire
Emberfire

@farquit
this has to be bait, no man has ever bought a minivan without kids

Booteefool
Booteefool

@TreeEater
bump

viagrandad
viagrandad

@GoogleCat
Goy performance package.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@GoogleCat
Tell her its fucking October and it's also fucking 95 degrees outside.
Seriously fucking kill me with this weather.

Techpill
Techpill

@Emberfire
I distinctly remember from my childhood the first time we got a minivan because my dad wanted to by a real van if it was going to come to that so he could put a sheet of plywood in the back if he needed to and my mom wouldn't be caught dead in a panel van. I just wanted the family station wagon back.

And here OP comes in with
gf this
gf that
family
Bull fucking shit. OP's a fagot jew kike liar or he deserves the antlers.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Emberfire
My mate had one for a while until it got broken into. Was great for smoking weed in and driving around.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@GoogleCat

not having car antlers for downforce

plebs

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Poker_Star
The following two kinds of cars are objectively best for smoking weed
phat 80s/90s american luxobarge, buick or oldsmobile, something like that, so you can cruise down to the mall full of friends and pass the joint around on the way
whatever cheap sportybox your dealer has so you can get blazed while he's flooring on the way to the nigger ghetto to take the edge off the possibility you're going to be backup driver if he comes running out of there

Ah, to be young again...

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@SniperGod
Nah man, the minivan with the column shifter was the best for smoking weed
no console to prevent access to the rear
park minivan in a good spot
turn off the car but leave ACC on
move to the rear captains chairs that swivel
Have a small sesh anywhere

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@New_Cliche
IT'S THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING OCTOBER 'TIS NOT THE SEASON YOU COLOSSAL FAGGOT

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