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Invoker has 10 ultimate-tier spells. I have no idea how people can be bad playing a hero this broken.

His only weakness ("lol just pressure him in the early-game Xd") is a meme since Midas exists, he farms extremely fast in the jungle, can get global kills, has great teamfight presence even underleved and if all things go to shit he still has a XP talent at level 15.

The fact that the Frog still avoids nerfing the hero in a considerable manner baffles me.

t. non primary color

stay mad

nth for Pugna

bet you think 80's popular music is better than 90's popular music

Hi waga..

but pugna is male
idk who the fuck that image is of

t. new wave grunge listener

blown the FUCK out

Aside from arcana voting valve should also hold loli voting
Which hero's model do we turn into an anime loli?

I'd put all my votes into arc warden

as soon as he gets aghs bots follow him everywhere because he will never use the bots if its not towards an emtpy lane

bet you like think stalone movies are better than van damme movies overall

you probably liked the second season of oregairu more than the first

are we getting some more figma this year?

>singsing depressed and hates dota
>playing the minimum 5 games stipulated by his contract with cloud 9 and then shutting off his stream
>hardly talking, letting horrible gachi music play
what a sad state of affairs

>Play disabler
>Solo offlane against two safelaners
>Team a shit
>Don't farm jungle ancients or steal stacked camps
>Somehow pull 14-3 KDA with 300GPM
>Miss one combo

"REPORT AXE PLS"

WHY IS EVERYONE SO QUICK TO TURN ON AXE PLAYERS. I SECURE MORE KILLS AND GET MORE ASSIST THAN CARRIES COMBINED ON A SUPPORTS FARM.

NOT MY FALT CARRIES AFK FARM 60 MINUTES NOT EVERYONE LANDS EVERY SPELL PERFECTLY FOR A FULL HOUR

meepo

I want a Spectre figma

why do I get the feeling you like crit-eg better than ppd-eg

>not giving the kill to carries

S A D B O Y S EG > crit EG > TI5 EG > Shanghai EG

>watching either of their movies when bruce willis stars in the only action movie series worth watching

Too big, too rough to be bait.

BET YOU USE CREAM IN CARBONARA

fuck axe players
fuck invoker players
fuck slark players
fuck am players
fuck qop players

only players allowed:
ta players
storm players
ember players
arc warden players
kunkka players

I dunno, I really wouldn't call the Unsplittable Cinematic Universe action

are you watching yesterdays stream?

>bone LC
here we go ez lane ez loss

Daily reminder these are most likely the kind of grown men that wear shorts. grown men do not wear shorts

bet you prefer using your left hand over your right hand

imagine being so insecure about your legs you post this

man that kitchen is gross

why are there so few fat pro dota players?

>2017 no brother/sister hero
there are doughturds in this thread RIGHT NOW that will defend this

cuz theyre all gay

invoker is actually lina's gay younger brother

drinking monster does that to you

real doter players choose one more match over food. If you are not eating just the bare minimum just so you dont fall over from hunger you are not a real doter.

>play computer games all day
>drink water/coffe/soda
>forget to eat all day
>be auschwitz
thats what happened to me atleast, its not good for you though so start eating

>2017
>not having your mommy bring you tendies

*blocks ur path*

bet you all faggots prefer dual offlane support over roaming support

Insider here, Xyclopzz will be casting group stage and 1 Main Stage game (a SEA game, since with 3 teams they're guaranteed to get at least 1 in the main event)

*trilanes with silencer jakiro drow*
nothing personnel

>dual offlane
Heresy
Trilane or duolane+roamer

>comes at you with sk jugg cm
heh

Who /clean/ here?

i wonder who is behind this post

Are prowler shamans good alternative to granite golems for devouring?

*send drow mid and jakiro to sit behind her, bring razor to safelane*
(sigh) you almost made me use 10% of my power ...

>half armor and root
ye

Axe players tend to get high on the hero's natural early-game domination and think they can steamroll alone when they can't, so they start doing stupid shit like jumping on 5 without their team or building carry items.

They also tend to ks a lot even when it's not necessary despite not having that great a scalling with items and being extremely efficient junglers anyway.

play
don't drink until you're about to pass out
drink
play more
don't eat until you're pass out
eat
play more

dota is hell.

>tend to ks
i do that

who the heck is this dreadz dude and why does he have arteezy tier viewers every hecking time?

>giving your whole team 100+ ms and 30 as for 6 seconds is bad

literally the russian version of bulldog

I was in a come for 9 months.

How do i get rid of 0.03$ junk now that they banned items betting sites? I have two hundreds of them and they trigger my obsessive compulsive disorder.

Dread go stream zaebal

delet

bet you dont send one support with 1 ward to smoke + to place a deward
bet you were about to say ''why not two wards on the support that tp's'' not realising thats a huge risk if the enemy team also tp out and scout not one of your wards, but BOTH of them
bet you like vanilla over chocolate

I give up on playing meepo.

DUBS FOR ARTEEZY WINS TI

TRIPS FOR ARTEEZY LOSES TI

ROLLL

>using culling blade while the buff is still active
>using culling blade at the end of a fight and without being near a tower

Here are a list of the only situations where culling blade should be used:
1) at the start of a fight to buff teammates
2) at the end of a fight ONLY if you're near building
3) against slippery heroes that you can't afford the risk trying to kill by normal means

Number 1 can even be replaced by using culling blade on a creep for the bonuses if your team has no trouble finishing the rest of enemy off. If you use CB in any situation, especially in the mid-game, you're just a ksing piece of shit trying better your KDA ratio despite the fact that you were 2/10 15 minutes in by doing stupid shit.

Good. I'm tired of meepo players with terrible micro control.

I am tired of teams who do not understand that you always lose with a meepo if the game goes significantly beyond the 30 minute mark.
It doesn't matter how well you do, the hero just ceases existing lategame.

GOD DELIVER THESE DUBS FOR ARTEEZY

stand back and watch a pro

>rtz wont win

>rtz wont lose

wtf?

>NOT EVERYONE LANDS EVERY SPELL PERFECTLY FOR A FULL HOUR

except axe has the easiest spell combo in the game

>blink
>Q
>entire enemy team is mentally screaming as you rip them apart with BKB PIERCING hard disable and pure damage

EG will win, but Arteezy will suffer a career ending injury before finals

QUADS FOR RTZ DOESN'T PLAY AT TI AFTER A CAR CRASH LEAVES HIS ARM BROKEN

high skill, mega vs mega game.

sitting at 3.1kmmr.

tips on how to improve my farming?

>TI Qualifiers not for another 2 days
I don't think I can last any longer anons, I've never been so fucking bored in my life

Any english streams following mah boi Illidan on EPG?

>7/10 with glasses
>prolly 8/10 without them
>has strong values like worship

literally wife material

>dotabuff+
Who were you?

Deny more creeps

i just want to have a good time playing dota
but for some reason every game there's these people who don't want to win.

odds: rtz wins ti 7
even: sumail chokes

>implying it won't be shartouring

Farming efficiency and patterns doesn't mean shit until you hit at least 4.5k. Games in 3k are decided almost entirely by who tilts faster, playing with the team and abusing timings are all you really need if you're actually better than your skill bracket.

BET YOU LIKE BOOBS OVER ASSES

is it worth getting the battle pass and the level up bundles?

like is it even remotely profitable at all?

You mean monetary profit?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Like said

Below VHS games, all you need to win is game sense and a willingness to herd retards. Analyze the retarded behavior of other players and exploit this.

The battle pass and levels are for when you realize that despite the Steam sale's huge discounts, most games aren't actually worth buying, but you already have enough money for the rest of your budget so you may as well get something vaguely amusing.

>artour didn't do shit at the last two lans he played at
>/d2g/ still all over his dick

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