Who /Saturn/ here?

Skullbone
Skullbone

Who /Saturn/ here?

Don't be shy, we're all br/o/thers.

Also:

post yfw there are convertible mods available for the first gen SC1/SC2

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

wew lad

JunkTop
JunkTop

what the hell is wrong with you

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Skullbone
My dad used to drive a dark green SL1 like pic related when I was little. Major nostalgia just thinking about it. I haven't seen one on the road since he sold it.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@JunkTop
Post your car, tough guy.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@JunkTop

What the hell is wrong with YOU?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@JunkTop

You best keep your mouth shut or the Saturn mafia will be out for your ass.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Skullbone
tfw I bought a relatively clean professionally modified Saturn ion red line with a stage 2 tune making like 240hp
sounded great, could leave some gr8 skids
crash it on my first hoon dodging a car that cut lanes
I hit the ditch at 85+ mph and flipped into the air twice before landing on the roof upside down.
Fucking cock didn't even stop

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Flameblow
Should've rammed his car instead of dodging like a cuck

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Flameblow
Oh wow you went hooning on the PUBLIC road and some OTHER person made you crash your car? Good thing it's not YOUR fault, right? Oh wait, it doesn't fucking matter because your car is gone! You'd almost think that cheap beaters are made for hooning and cool cars are for cruising and defensive driving.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@eGremlin
Oh wow you went hooning on the PUBLIC road and some OTHER person made you.crash your car?
Sounds like a Saturn owner to me

JunkTop
JunkTop

I had a 1995 Saturn SC2 for a short while.
It had as many issues as you'd expect a 230,000 mile Saturn to have.
Didn't feel like working on it, or dying while I saved the money to dump into it; so when I had the opportunity to get something else I sold it off cheap. A part of me regrets it. I think a Wagon with the SC2 frontend and DOHC engine in there would be sweet.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Flameblow

you fucking dumbass

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Got about 140k on her, planning to crack 200k. It idles like a bucking horse and takes 7 years to shift, but its fuckin perfect.

@JunkTop
Have fun with your dented doors and rusted body panels, faggot.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I used to drive an Ion for a company car
It wasn't a bad car at all save for the lack of cruise control

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I own a stock 99 SC1, manual, 100hp SOHC club.
Its def underpowered, but kinda lightweight so its not that bad if you keep it revving around 3.5 to 4k.
Pros:
Its not costly to keep that shitbox on the road (10,000 miles a year, mostly highway and a little bit of city)
Cons:
100 hp, lots of rattle because lots of rattle.

I don't even care to post a pic, slow car driven slow blahblahblah

takes2long
takes2long

@Skullbone
I got 20 years out of an SL1. I'd buy another if they still made them.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

i was in a car going 80 that rolled into a ditch and flipped 4 times and walked away denying medical care. Saturn ions are tough bitches

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Skullbone

I know GM had to axe a bunch of its brands during the 08' crisis but couldn't they at least have saved Saturn?

They were in the process of adopting designs from Opel/Vauxhall (which up until then were completely absent in the U.S) and some of them are fucking dope. I would love to see a bunch of pic relateds as Saturns making WRX owners jealous.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

A couple years ago my friend drove a mid 90s shit box station wagon saturd from Fort worth, Texas to Anchorage, Alaska, while pulling a trailer.

He's got fucking big balls and tons of patience.

massdebater
massdebater

@Skullbone
convertible mods
unibody car
enjoy your deathtrap
oh wait it's a Saturn

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Crazy_Nice
They actually run really good if people keep up on the maintenance. Transmissions aren't that great though

Evilember
Evilember

I still remember my dad's dark green 1st gen SL2. That was a fucking solid car, we'd go out on the mountain passes every weekend and throw it around. Wish I could find one that isn't a completely thrashed pile of garbage now.

girlDog
girlDog

@MPmaster

no

likme
likme

@Skullbone
I had a saturn station wagon that got crushed by my garage.

still hurts

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

tfw had sexy first gen SC2
it gets crushed by a 60' pine tree while I'm away at a party

F

Inmate
Inmate

@eGremlin
Hooning on public roads @ night is fine as long as you keep it in the lanes and operate within your limits.
you sound like the type of faggot who stores his base model corvette in a climate controlled bubble 9 months out of the year and refuses to go above the speed limit even when you do drive it.
Too bad you'll never be rad

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I got a Saturn

iluvmen
iluvmen

@ZeroReborn

tfw there are hardly any of these left

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

be no-car busrider
friend asks me if I have a car, tell him no
he hops on craigslist and pulls up some cars
he pulls up an old SL1, the angular one, and it's gold
it speaks to me, and I ask him to take me there to get the car
just needs a tuneup, bro helps me fix it up
he then invites to join his team, alongside some mexican with a P71 and a girl with a Twingo
even won my very first toe-gay battle against a BMW of some kind
it's also an amazing DDer

I'd say I'm doing pretty good. Underestimated godmachines.

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