What kind of a car gets the girls?

happy_sad
happy_sad

What kind of a car gets the girls?

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@happy_sad
$3000 civic

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@happy_sad
Taxi

Soft_member
Soft_member

@happy_sad
Black E92 328i

viagrandad
viagrandad

The one with a fit normie in it

happy_sad
happy_sad

@happy_sad
A car with wheels

w8t4u
w8t4u

@happy_sad
Pretty much anything that you keep clean and take care of, user. Girls don't care about your BMW if it's full of fast food wrappers and dirty socks.

likme
likme

@happy_sad
Forget the girls, focus on the road.

be me
a 26-year-old kissless virgin loser with no real friends and a shitty job
no goals, no confidence, no respect
most weekends are spent feeling sorry for myself and working on a Toyota Celica that I’ve had for years
it ain’t the fastest, but definitely not a slouch either, all my money goes into maintaining her and putting in better parts etc.
one weekend I decide that “fuck it”, take my car, put on the best clothes I have and head out
plan is to go to a bar to get a confirmation to the fact that I am a hopeless loser
go to a night club
try talking to girls
spaghetti everywhere
get ready to leave
swim my way through the crowd
bump into a girl I went to high school with
we go outside to chat because the music inside was awful and loud
through some miracle that I have yet to understand she asks if I want to come to her place for the night
wut.waw
manage not to spaghetti all that bad
we are sitting in my car, driving towards her place
heart is pounding, mind is going over 9000 RPM
I am FINALLY going to lose my virginity, someone ACTUALLY likes me, and she’s a solid 8/10 to boot
we’re talking but my mouth is on autopilot
all I can do is to try to keep the car on the road
I feel every little bump in the asphalt, the moaning of the straight-4-cylinder echoes through my entire body as I push her up to 5000 RPM during acceleration
neon street signs go by like laser beams in darkness
I know it sounds fucking dumb, but the bond between me and that machine was deeper than any bond I could ever have with a woman

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@likme
I understood this as I pulled up to her drive way
don’t even remember what she said, I just thank her and wish her good night
she stands there dumbfounded as I drive away
it may seem retarded, and it is, but not loosing my virginity that night gave me a deeper understanding about the world
knowing that I *could* have done it is good enough for me
I have never felt better than I did cruising back home that night
it felt like my Celica was an entirely new beast
it followed my every command with precision and with no hesitation
it was the perfect driving moment, the man and the machine were one

It felt weirdly spiritual, in a way. The next day I went to my usual track and broke my personal record by 2.8 seconds. I kept going to bars and night clubs, still do. And every time I get a girl I *almost* go through with it but bail out on the last second, get into my car and enjoy a nice cruise. Been doing this for 7 months now. It has boosted my confidence to a whole new level. Got a promotion a week ago. Got friends. Made it to top 10 on my local track, which is pretty nice considering none of the other top10 drivers drive a sub-50k car.
Been selling my furniture and working extra hard so I can switch my celica to a supra some day.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@likme
@Carnalpleasure
This level of delusion
hopefully this is a copypasta and I'm a newfag holy shit.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@likme
@Carnalpleasure
Truly the realest human bean of us all.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Start an Instagram about your car and let it slide into a conversation naturally when talking to women.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@SniperGod
Why? I have never felt this free and my life has gotten better.

Met my dad the other month and he, too, said that I seem like a new man.

Don't get me wrong, the car and the drivibg are just ways of fibding myself. I am not in love with my car. It just happens to be the medium of self-exploration for me.

I cannot describe how fucking awesome it feels being a kissless virgin, and taking the car instead of the girl. It is a choise. And cruising around after a close-encounter is better than getting high.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Soft_member
Can't dodge the rodge

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@happy_sad
ford ecoline van

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Spazyfool
Dude, are you being serious? You willingly remain a kissless virgin?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@PackManBrainlure
(you)

iluvmen
iluvmen

@TurtleCat
Not the same guy but girls<personal passions. There is no contest

Methshot
Methshot

@iluvmen
This guy gets it

Methnerd
Methnerd

Mini convertible

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

>>18202173
@Stark_Naked
Can I get one of these in Subaru? Preferably vaping.

t. WRX owner, who unironically vapes

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Can we get a giant flashing banner and/or background audio screaming "CARS DO NOT ATTRACT WOMEN, YOUR WEALTH OR YOUR ATTITUDE ATTRACTS WOMEN"?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@happy_sad
oh hey it's another I need a materialistic item to attract shallow whores episode

The best car to get grills is the one that gets you to your high paying job and back reliably
Now fuck off and go get a high paying job

Bidwell
Bidwell

@happy_sad
The one (you) aren't in.

likme
likme

@happy_sad
anything that looks expensive or badass

Playboyize
Playboyize

if you get cockblocked by a car youre not getting laid anyway

RavySnake
RavySnake

I can fit a lot of them in my van

But honestly anything new and shiny. They don't care as long as its not an embarrassing shitbox.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@happy_sad
iconic, it's like the jeep of sports cars in the eyes of women
looks like a spaceship, women or normies can't tell if it's old or new
targa top, pretty much a convertible in eyes of women and normies
v8

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Spazyfool
How is it a choice?
You understand that you can have that same drive AFTER you fuck the girl?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Spazyfool
Self improvement is good but start to date some of of the girls casually and gets laid. You will get even more confidence from it if you form relationships.

Techpill
Techpill

@Carnalpleasure
fuck man thats gr8

Im feelin this

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@iluvmen
absolute truth

and honestly sex although great is nothing to whore your interests over.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@happy_sad
van with no windows. the bigger the van the more girls you can get.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Illusionz
its about control and choice.
He never felt that.

And maybe like some of us he actually wants to know the person well be4 fucking.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@BunnyJinx
Corvette is all about attitude. You either pull it off or come off as a pompous douche.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Methshot
@Burnblaze
You guys can't possibly value your passions over pussy unless YOR A BIRGIN!!!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@iluvmen
As if he couldn't fuck her and then continue driving his car at his leisure for the rest of his life.

He's a pussy, and blew his chance cause he was scared. Now he's just trying to make excuses.

You think his Celica was gonna magically disappear once their lips touched?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@SniperWish
It's a boomer mobile alright but some young dude nowadays could pull it off when C4s aren't even that expensive.

girlDog
girlDog

@Dreamworx
RONERY DRIVERY

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Dreamworx
I don't know about your experience with women, but all they have done to me is absorb all of my time and money. One night stands are ok I guess but jerking off does the same thing without having to play their game.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@happy_sad
depending on a car to score chicks

pathetic desu.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@happy_sad
A car isn't going to get you girls. Don't be like this guy.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Fuzzy_Logic
is this a joke?

man grow the fuck up.. Jesus...

fucking roasties spamming their vags everywhere.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Sharpcharm
Yes that was sarcasm...

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@viagrandad
but all they have done to me is absorb all of my time and money

You sound bitter, but that's essentially my experience.

Cuddling is pretty lit tho.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Firespawn
then I forgive and dubs prove it

whereismyname
whereismyname

@BunnyJinx
C4
You had to pick the ugliest one though, didnt you

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@lostmypassword
Have you read the stuff this dude wrote?

This mangina was so awkward and entitled he thought the car would be enough for them to talk to him.

Wasn't even willing to bang a vegas hooker his dad would pay for because he needed there to be feelings involved.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@happy_sad
Cars won't get you girls. I drive supercars for a living.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Raving_Cute
It's almost like they're just dude magnets!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Carnalpleasure
@likme
fuckin amazing lmao. keep on doing you homie.

askme
askme

@Carnalpleasure
what year celica is this by the way?

idontknow
idontknow

@Raving_Cute
I can vouch that motorcycles don't attract girls either

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@likme

lmao this is actually amazing copypasta material

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Koenigsegg Agera R.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@VisualMaster
wrong. miatas attract women.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@BunnyJinx
I have a C3 and I get lots of comments from women. I'm married but it would be dead easy to ask them if they would like to take a ride . Oh, and C4s are shit.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@idontknow
only if you don't fit the biker image

Skullbone
Skullbone

@AwesomeTucker
neat

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Sharpcharm
What would you consider the biker image? The harley rider stereotype or sport rider with full leathers?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Dreamworx
depends where you are from I guess. here in the UK it's the sportbike rider. not full leathers though, that shit looks too try hard. it's usually
matte black helmet
stylish leather jacket (shit protection)
jeans
non-sneaker shoe of your choice, though something not as bulky as most riding boots
be muscular
manly / handsome haircut

that's about it really. basically your typical "bad boy" image but this time wearing a helmet.

https://youtu.be/zuCjHXLHGUk?t=1m15s

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Emberburn
I see that makes sense. In the US people think of pic related when they think of motorcyclists.

Also Tron is a good movie

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@w8t4u
Oh yes they do ...
Pic related

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@AwesomeTucker
Do you think Eggman refuses to wear a condom because it would impede aero?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Soft_member
I FIGHT FOR THE USERS

hairygrape
hairygrape

@likme
@Carnalpleasure
Fuckin alpha

FastChef
FastChef

Most women I've seen on track drive Porsche's, so maybe those

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Soft_member
Also Tron is a good movie
Yeah, it was good but Daft Punk made it a classic in my eyes. One of the best soundtracks I've ever heard.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@likme
@Carnalpleasure
pretty sure that you're just a fag.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@happy_sad
Anything but a Viper.

Methshot
Methshot

@MPmaster
Pretty sure I'm not.

@askme
-91

@girlDog
Being the lonely driver, by choise, feels pretty good actually. In a weird but good way.

@Dreamworx
Yes, I am scared of going all the way. Not ashamed to admit that. But considering that my life has changed for the better in a major way, I don't mind not getting the girls. Think of it like this: my life has improved as a whole, but the girl situation is in status quo.

@Garbage Can Lid
Not so sure aboit that. Furthermore, I feel like I don't want to know what I've been missing out on. Rather never experience it than risk getting depressed.

@TurtleCat
In a way, yes.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Spazyfool
Even better, he thought he was "destined" to win the lottery, so he bought insane amounts of tickets.
He keeps writing repeatedly about the awesome buildup to the numbers announcement, then the soul crushing agony when "I didn't win!".
That probably happens to him at least half a dozen times.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@happy_sad
I have that car! Or well a GS400 so v8 if that's not

Playboyize
Playboyize

@kizzmybutt
owns a C3
calls C4s shit

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@ZeroReborn
What happened after this made me lose my last shred of hope for humanity.

WebTool
WebTool

something that screams testosternone yet still is rather compact and usable so basically loud, ratted and customized small to mid size musclecars, 90's jeep wranglers and first generation GTI's

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Playboyize
c4 is ugly

idontknow
idontknow

@lostmypassword
Who is this semen demon?

askme
askme

@Emberburn
I mainly just get old timers telling me they used to drive a Datsun just like this, the girls that dig cars like it but they don't go out of their way to tell me or anything.

Evilember
Evilember

@askme
the S30 is just classically beautiful. Like the E type. It has a universal quality that even normies can appreciate.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@happy_sad
Girls don't like cars.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Burnblaze
Awesome

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@SniperGod
wrong.

TechHater
TechHater

@BinaryMan
Except that's the kind of car that would make a girl question your sexuality.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Used to have a 2014 V6 Camaro and got tons of positive comments from younger women at college or in drive thrus.

When I had a (nearly) entry level 2014 Z51 Stingray, never got any comments from younger women, but did get some from older women (35+) at grocery stores and the like.

Currently DD a hellcat, and women don't even notice it / don't care. Men like it a lot though. Especially older guys and / or rednecks. They lose their shit. Younger girls seem to actively dislike the Hellcat actually. Angry glares and the like.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@StonedTime
do you think it's because you were a qt when you were younger?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@TechHater
In rust belt burgerland, maybe.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@TechHater
Girls honestly love miatas because they're small and cute, and all women love convertibles because they love being seen.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

will my car get me a girl

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@TechHater
implying
miatas are cute, and women will like it. women literally don't give a shit about overly aggressive loud cars unless they have daddy issues.
and if women like your car -> they talk to you. after that point, it's all down to you. if you act like a sperg no car will get you laid.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Garbage Can Lid
it's only 3-4 years difference

I think younger women *can* be impressed with cars, but it depends entirely on what they've been exposed to. If they have a brother/uncle/father/etc or if they once had a crush on a guy with a cool car, whatever it is -- if you own that car or something like it, they'll think it's cool, and it does actually get you some points. They have to know what it is though. You're better off with a V6 mustang or camaro or an entry level (but recognisable) BMW/Mercedes than something that's faster/more expensive but unknown. And if you're in a lambo you'll find people actually get more mad than anything.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

as a guy that fucks who owns a '17 civic lx, i found girls liked it best when i had a truck
makes you seem more capable and rugged, slight increase in attractiveness
i had a hand me down 2000 ram 1500 v8 magnum regular cab and fucked my way through high school in that thing

also drove a tacoma for a while last year and had the same sort of effect on college girls
your mileage may vary

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Stark_Naked

Can confirm.

Don't lift the truck unless you want low class girls. Just a regular full size non-base model pickup will attract lots of girls. Way more alpha than a sports car.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Skullbone
definitely kept both clean and completely stock except for the giant tow hitch i never really used

idontknow
idontknow

@Bidwell
Nah, that ride is straight up gay.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@likme
@Carnalpleasure
I understand.
1 night roasties < your car

massdebater
massdebater

@Skullbone
@StonedTime
@Stark_Naked
this also applies to jeeps.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@haveahappyday
Nah, I prefer pussy

Emberburn
Emberburn

@likme
@Carnalpleasure

war user

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@TurtleCat
Basically MGTOW. Cars are way more fulfilling than romantic relationshits

whereismyname
whereismyname

@happy_sad

The car that a rich, successful guy with a personality gets out of.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@BunnyJinx

if uncut it would improve aero

Inmate
Inmate

@likme
@Carnalpleasure
Y/o/u are our her/o/

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@BinaryMan
With $2000 worth of simple mods.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Any car that can be reasonably perceived as a status symbol.

'sports cars', your normal luxury or exotic brands, old muscle cars, and for some reasons Jeeps, every girl says my 88 Suzuki Samurai is their dream car and I have no idea why.

Most girls really don't give a shit as long as it's not falling apart, smelly, or breaking down all the time. Really.

Most couldn't tell a Scion TC from a Corolla. And let me iterate again: most girls do not give a flying fuck what you drive, if they do, theyre either or a family member is into cars, like a dad or bro. Or she's just a whore looking for status. And a car, although pricey, isn't a solid indicator of status. See: midlife crisis mobiles.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@kizzmybutt
88 Suzuki Samurai
same actually, ive had two girlfriends who tried to convince me to buy a jeep, one of which was a samurai. But I love my 79 camaro too much to give it up and I already have an decent econobox

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

cadillacs, mustangs and camaros. Maybe lincolns. these are the only brands basic whores can recognize. Just buy what you want, because YOU like it. as long you have confidence and maintain a clean car it wont really matter anyway.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@kizzmybutt
no

girlDog
girlDog

@BunnyJinx
this , worked a gas station and some faggot witha corvette tried to pick up a chick and she pretended to be interested, as soon he walked out the door she burst out laughing and said he probably had a tiny dick.
Don't use cars to pick up girls
they know your compensating

iluvmen
iluvmen

@askme
dude every time I see your car posted it brightens my day
it looks amazing

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@likme
@Carnalpleasure
what the fuck
anon has a better bond with his car than any woman
I want to call you a dumbfuck but I also envy you in a strange way

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@happy_sad
Black fully loaded truck. As long as it isnt lifted to the sky or obnoxiously loud girls squirt over this shit

Supergrass
Supergrass

a /fit/ body

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@happy_sad
Which ever car I’m in, user.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

all these bio chasers
only /lonelydrivers/ allowed

askme
askme

@Emberburn
Can sort of confirm.
I did loose my virginity after getting a ducati.

But still. Girls won't sleep with you just because you have a motorcycle. But it helps.

And you have to be natural about it. Don't be all try hard.
Don't tell her you ride a motorcycle. Let her figure it out.
Like when she sees you wearing some /fa/ gear and what not and she'll ask you about it.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Raving_Cute
bio chasers?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Stark_Naked
girls squirt over this shit
Keep telling yourself that.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@askme
But are all motorcycles equal?

I just got an oldie-but-goldie 1970 Ural with a sidecar. Dem rusty 1930s aesthetics.

(Still a virgin, but didn't get the bike to get girls)

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@JunkTop
I think it’s supposed to be a clever way of saying “people who chase after living beings”.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@AwesomeTucker
oh ok
implying itsuki / iketani didn't chase after 3dpd

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Carnalpleasure
The fuck you on about cunt

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@likme
Anon~ post pic of your Celica

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Snarelure
implying this wasn't just incel cope and he didn't deify that qt he almost killed on the touge

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Illusionz
implying he didnt get cucked whenever he tried and was too terrified after meeting Wataru

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@likme
@Carnalpleasure
https://youtu.be/TAryFIuRxmQ

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@happy_sad
that girl? anything that looks expensive

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Stupidasole
Wouldn’t you rather a Caldina?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Illusionz
is that an EK

farquit
farquit

a new car with the largest screen you can find.

bitches don't like cars, they like money.

askme
askme

@Nude_Bikergirl
Uhhh

Inmate
Inmate

@StonedTime
just shows women don't know shit about cars

likme
likme

@askme
is that an EK with a bumper kit

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@likme
Uhhhh

FastChef
FastChef

@Deadlyinx
Uggo af

Bidwell
Bidwell

@happy_sad
Easy
Be rich boy Get A lamborghini

Firespawn
Firespawn

@likme
@Carnalpleasure
This might be the gayest shit I've ever heard and I've made out with a dude

You do realize you can have both the car AND the girl, right? You already have the car.

selling my furniture so I can switch to a supra

Oh so this is just a new pasta. 7/10 made me reply

StonedTime
StonedTime

Money. You are equivalent to a ring or a purse to them. You are a status symbol for them, and so is your car, job, clothes, body, and jewelry. What car gets the girl? The expensive looking car.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Carnalpleasure

You fucked up, big time

In about one or two weeks you'll start regreting, for good.

Enjoy your wanks

Flameblow
Flameblow

cute cars

Soft_member
Soft_member

@likme
@Carnalpleasure
This isn't a bad story, I can relate to this. But I was actually popular all my life and lost my virginity at an age you wouldn't believe. (not TOO young though like 11). I take massive confidence (read: EGO) boosts from declining women. I fucking love it.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@viagrandad
this

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Fuzzy_Logic
i'd hand on my heart give up pussy and romance for the rest of my life if it meant no major breakdowns on my car.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@likme
what the fuck lmao

Methnerd
Methnerd

@w8t4u
Only the ones with a feminine penis

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@happy_sad
A Land Rover Defender

My car is broken
Bring Defender to college instead (don't normally drive it on the road cause the heater matrix is fucked and it's winter in Scotland)
Decide to bring it into class and finally fix the trailer electrics
All morning have people of both genders walking up and talking to me about my defender
Get a phone number
Go to KFC at lunch with 7 passengers
On the way home stop in at a shop
Girl at counter spends a good 5 minutes gushing over how much she loves defenders
Get home feeling amazing
Day was overall amazing

Everyone loves a defender

w8t4u
w8t4u

@MPmaster
You are a sad, lonely man.

likme
likme

@MPmaster
do you drive an F355?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@likme
i think it's an F360

Emberburn
Emberburn

@PackManBrainlure
Can't be, those things were way cheaper to maintain than the ungodly 355.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Flameblow
i'd consider touching her despite her having her way with that opel

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Emberburn
ungodly 355
Yeah, but servicing & maintenance on any of them runs thousands.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@likme
@PackManBrainlure
heck, if i could afford a ferrari i probably would. my baby years fantasy was the red testarossa tho.
op did touch my soul, and i instantly recognised his transformation.
i'm by no means kissless or virgin, so i do know the hassle women can be. the heartbreak of not having the money to keep a car running is bad, and even worse when it's taken to the scrapper.
i've had soulless cars i couldn't wait to see parted and flattened, but a couple of my cars gave me many laughs and adventures and car emo stuff like that.
pic related

takes2long
takes2long

@Stark_Naked
E36 is going to be slightly pricy to maintain but you can settle those qualms by earning more money.
I realise that's far, far, far easier said than done but giving up pussy to maintain a non M3 E36? Nigga whut

Playboyize
Playboyize

@takes2long
well, in my mind it'd be a life long magic spell granting me +100% maintenance resistance for any car i'll own

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Stark_Naked
The problem is that it's a terrible proposition.
You can either give up something that can be purchased with money, meaning enough cash will render it a meaningless expenditure.
Or, something that you literally can't buy.

Only someone who has never experienced the latter would give it up for the former.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@PackManBrainlure
might also be a matter of life experiences you know.
if one's only met trash women, a sound mind would not continue meeting trash women. with most experiences being overwhelmingly negative, you'd think one way out is avoiding those experiences.

but come real life, i know i won't have a maintenance free car life, and i won't be able to not run into women i want to pursue, so it's all just a big 'what if'. and as we know, those are baseless fantasies and not to be taken seriously.

pic related, another one of my former lovers... cough, adventure machines

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@askme
What is some /fa/ tier gear?

Are there like perforated leather moto jackets that look as nice as regular ones?
Cause I live in Florida so I am not going to wear a non perforated leather jacket or I will slow roast

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Playboyize
Now that you put it that way, it's pretty appealing.
You could buy cheap aston martins / bentleys
Basically any car that's cheap because it's a cunt to maintain.

I could probably realistically buy a 930 if that happened. Right now my realistic dream is the NSX because it's a cheaper than most supercars to maintain but I'd switch to the Porsche if maintenance cost wasn't too much.

Still not worth it over pussy desu. It's not just about sex, it's also any chance of a family.

both dream cars in one picture

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@TalkBomber
The proposition included romance.
You're telling me that's not what the guys who have "only met trash women" aren't desperately seeking?
And the'd give up any shot at it, ever, along with any pussy bad or good, for a maintenance free car?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@LuckyDusty
yes, i don't want any family - that's probably why the vagina is disposable for me

pic unrelated to text - my current adventure machine. luckily it's low mileage, so no immediate rebuilds on the horizon for several years. general maintenance on bmws are affordable around here tho.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@AwesomeTucker
well, read the op (-:

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Stark_Naked
Does it count if the truck is an 80s beater?

Not rusty or dirty or anything

MPmaster
MPmaster

@CodeBuns
That's nice, where you at?
My dad bought his E36 318i a week after I was born to celebrate. It's still on our driveway, but it hasn't moved in about 3 years.

He's thinking of selling it, but I can't let him. It's like a brother to me, been there through everything. I feel 3 years of sitting outside may have rusted it beyond repair though, I'm almost too afraid to jack it up and see what the rust is like under the car. It's dark right now otherwise I would have taken a picture - it's a '97 Maroon but the paint is all dusty and fading.

My dream project IF the body isn't too rusty would be to revive it and replace that weak ass engine the 318i had but I'm not sure if it's even feasible. Do you think it's possible? This car's been at my side for 21 years but I know next to nothing about working on it, definitely less than you.

5mileys
5mileys

@MPmaster
Just look and see.

If its not rusted and you can find the engine then do it.

There's plenty beefy stock engines so it wouldn't even be hard to do

takes2long
takes2long

@5mileys
Are they easy to work on? My only experience is a '90 Miat

Inmate
Inmate

@takes2long
It's not as easy as a miat, you can just yell harsh words at a Miata and it will be fixed.

Working in a BMW is harder but it's not impossible. Still better than paying a shop to do it.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@MPmaster
the blue e36 i posted was a 316 (102 hp). northern norway here. the good thing about bmws in most of europe is that they're plentyful and specced to each market, unless imported. it had ~230.000 kilometers on it (140k+ miles iirc) and didn't really break down. i did tho, months after selling it, cos i realised it was a near bulletproof car, but sold it cos it had three shades of blue after body repairs

it is by no means a racer at all, but it's well balanced and does everything right, except go fast stuff. secondly i haven't done much in terms of rust repairs, cos despite the 9 month winter/slush season, we don't use salt here. the road maintenance people spread heated gravel instead, so there's a bit of paint chipping work to do on older cars.

the positive bit about these analog bmws is that repairs is quite intuitive, in the way that there are very few things you have to remove to repair whatever's gone wrong. don't have to disassemble a wheel assembly to remove the water pump before disconnecting the radiator so you can get out the back seats to get to the alternator so you can hammer the fuel injection to repair the headlights. (insert french car meme).

engine swaps aren't common around here tho, but older cars are affordable, so in regards to your actual question i'd rather swap the car (-:

biggest job i've ever done myself is replacing the cooling system on my e34. a dream to do when all you have is two jack stands, a flash light and a driveway. everything came off without disassembling the car, and went decently back in.

as for your actual car, if it runs, i'd keep it even for measuring how good, bad or in between it actually is.

i was glad to see my 99 vw passat go to the scrapper. eastern european import, built by idiots and maintained by drunk slavs. local dealership went straight onto my shit list when they wanted $425 to fix my non working indicators (which was an easy fix - pop the emergency blinker relay out of the socket and back in)

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

The one that makes you 6'3" and physically attractive.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@happy_sad
If they're worth it, a car that works

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Stark_Naked
congratulations, you attracted a crowd of sickly vapelords

Nojokur
Nojokur

I should get banned for saying this, but I'd give up on cars and driving if it got me a girl. Hell, I'd give my firebird for a cuddling session.

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