Hatchlife thread:We like em hot

Hatchlife thread:We like em hot

Hatches are a gift from God

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I'm going to go hoon my hatch in 30 minutes. It's toegay time.

>passes you

t. man who never posts webms or pictures of his car other than in his driveway

can-I join too?

That's because I don't have a action cam, but I'm bringing my camera with me today. I'll post pics later tonight.

>too busy laughing how ugly

05 Focus ZX3 5spd here.
Fun little shitbox.
Got the SVT springs and shocks in the mail, bout to do them ASAP. Gonna add some stress bars too. It's not lightning but god damn will it be fun to drive. Makes about 140 on a good day. If this thing had 50-70 more horses and AWD it would literally be perfect. Light. Tossable. Fun to tach out each gear.

>inb4 wiley aka glorious bastard comes in and waves his dick

The more I see a Fiesta ST in red, the more I like it.

Still wish they had done more colours available for it desu

Really need to take more pics.

It wasn't enough that you had a PT Cruiser in "poverty silver," you had to give it chrome RIIIIMMMMMZZZ too.

>blocks your path

Stop posting that aberration, for fucks sake.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

>angry revs intensifies

I just bought a new 2017 focus st .
I love it it's pretty fucking fast.

Go to the st academy.

How bad are these? Been looking at one with really low mileage for relatively cheap.

I heard it takes more power like a champ. Anyone have any sxperience with them?

You drive a diesel fiat.

Fuck off.

>TFW saving for one of these is actually going well

>TFW I'll be able to afford one for my 21st birthday

One of my dream cars

Feels good man

Ayo.

I am considering it. The ST academy is in Utah and I'm in Cali. Is it worth it what do they teach you?

This is the only acceptable hot hatch

Only pic I have of mine. Hatch life is good life though

Depends on what you already know.
They teach you track racing and rules if you've never been to a track before and some neat car tricks, and some autocross. I knew none of this shit so it was a good experience for me. You also get some neat black st badges.

What are the black st badges for. For your car?

Those are the stock wheels, dipshit.

I had the base model one as a rental. Pretty peppy little car and yes, they are apparently easy to beef up. A Trifecta canned tune gets that little 1.4t close to 200hp.

Yep

ain't shit changed

I don't really know anything about racing. My friend has been teaching be different shifting techniques. I have pretty much mastered rev matching. Will the st octane teach me shifting as well?

WoAh MaN aRe YoU gOnNa Do An Ls SwAp In ThAt ThInG mAn?

Don't be an idiot. Fuck off.

No, not really.
Maybe if you asked one of the instructors they might show you a thing or two.
The program is set up so you really only need to know basic shifting anyways.

Is it a one on one basis or is it a big class room. How long is the class corse and driving?

Did you pay for the class or did you buy a new st. If you bought a new st which one. How was your experience in the class and on the track. I would appreciate a story if you have time.

>Focus ST owner lacking in any sense of humour

Next up it's predicted that the sun will rise tomorrow morning

Sorry about that I thought you were trolling.

>being this blind

just got my mudflaps on and ready for hooning

It's a small class, i'd say maybe about 15 people?
Classroom time is about 45 mins to an hour just to have introductions and to give an overview of what you will be doing that day. The rest of your time will be driving or waiting to drive( dont worry you get a decent amount of wheel time in)

Here you go

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I see you have flaps.
I too, have flaps

Got a new FoST last august, went to the academy this august.
I had a shit ton of fun on the track and learned a decent amount too. I don't know if i'd pay for the class outright, but for free its hard to pass up.
I drank more water than i ever had in my life though. It gets hot as shit on the track in august.

I got kind of an amusing story
>doing autox portion
>doing ok, not great
>have killer lap just before timed lap
>ifuckinggotthis.png
>get up to start line
>throw it in first and....stall
>stall again
>stall again
>panic, then realize im in third and not first
>FUCK.wav
>put it in first this time and takeoff
>final time 78.4
At the time i wanted to die, but it's funny now.

nice flaps

My German boi

>Two door master race

Fucking love two door gti's

dsg or six speed?

6mt

Like it, apart from the standard alloys. Something just feels off about them

It is a hatch so yes.

this is a really sexy, strangely posed photo

Hai

*radiator leaks*

tfw no one else on Veeky Forums owns a Matrix XRS

205 GTi, king of liftoff oversteer
Love those little things, wish they had sold them in my country

Would still be more fun to drive than a Veloster lmao

Im waiting for this lil' piece of japanese masterwork start selling on my country, sadly only FF no 4WD version

Thats awesome

My mom has the same color on her matrix.
I really don't like that color.

shh

They have an issue on the 4th cylinder of the engine

>bought sedan
>regretted it ever since
I really like my car, just wish it was a hatchback. Literally no reason for a sedan; why do they even exist?

R8

excellent/10

Looking to buy a 2011 WRX hatch

Any major problems with these things?

Go for it. If you want one, buy one.

I REALLY want to get that in this autistic neon green color. Same as the SFR

Postang my italian shitbox with a lip now

Rate, mates.

Very nice. Always had a soft spot for those type R's.

stock/10, its perfect
I have a weak spot for clean, unmodified EP3s

I mean if you're gonna be a stereotype, you might as well fucking own it, right?

*blocks your path*

Thinking of getting the SVT trim of this car; how is the reliability?

Those are liftback coupes, you clowns. If it doesn't fit a large box it's not a hatch.

Thanks m8

>Still no 4WD option for the Sport
>Regular version has an option for 4WD

Damn it Suzuki

>blocks your path
why, did it break down?

r a r e

I love the fiesta life, intercooler and tune soon, did the res delete, RMM and cobb intake, sounds great.

The hot hatch died back in 00's. I mean how the hell can you call something that comes out of the factory at over 1000kg and is big as fuck a hatchback.

Do they not come with intercoolers? Or are you switching to a larger front mount?

Larger(thicker) front mount

How much does that RMM improve things?
Thinking of getting one for my FoST.

It's probably the most needed mod, it makes shifting feel much more solid and it doesn't move around when you're full throttle 1-2 shift. And if you plan on doing any power mods it's pretty much mandatory.

Mx5 or FiST?

>425L of trunk space
Shit, that's fucking huge for a sports car.

Neat. How does that torque feel?

Good to know.
I'll probbably throw one on once i get my MP275 kit.

Nice, should be a little beast

Me having a go in my mate's ST

>youtu.be/NYMWbm-Sgn0

Not a fan desu. Relatively quick but also relatively soulless

Both if you can afford it.

The focus definitely feels less fun to drive than the Fiesta ST