/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

That's not even toeing the line. Who would think they'd get banned for that? It's not like :me rubs bonor as joke xD

>the #1 shitter on the server about 6 months ago
>was reliably a pain in the ass, every single round for security
>ahelped other people more than anyone I have ever seen, usually security after arresting them for nonantag shittery at 12:15
>usually wore cat ears, so they were barely a step up from catbeast

RFultra was and probably still is a massive shitter. never let them live that down

>Everyone laughs at me
>Antag antagonizes my buddycop
>NOT TODAY MOTHERFUCKER
>Blow my flashbang then start nigh-harmlessly shockspamming him

Is it toeing the line when you jump over it then toe from that side?

RFultra is my wife!

Is there anything that can stop a wiz in a firebird just fireballing to station into total depressurization?

Jetpack caplaser.

Noone answered my question. Are angelite and eli wood still alive, and does anyone have the old angelite rule34 aeolus edit?

Eli wood here, i still play once in a while. life's more important these days but i like to come back to spess and lifeweb every blue moon

I saw angelite play a day ago, summer time is a good time to come back and play spess

Not really. Your best hope is that they want to fireball something that matters and suicide when it takes 8+ fireballs on something that isn't crapass windows
You can try jetpack yakkety sax with a laser but good fucking luck. They're too fast for a suicide bombing without nocap which shitmins wont give you. You wont even get an AEOD suit either so you're moderately fireball proof

Fuck off circlejerker

>All that bombing
>All those holes
*buzz

We build.

>no power armor im ss13
We need something between a sec hardsuit and a mecha exosuit so sec can RP as space marines/BoS when they are kicking the clown.

it truly was hubris that killed the botanist

just get a jetpack and an ion rifle with a laser my dude

I fixed every single hole except the cap welderbomb one that killed me

>get permanently fucked up on mindbreaker from some dubious chef food
>get a full stack of genetics powers
>eat a MMI on the escape shuttle because you forgot super eating lets you

captain's armor and mech suits both kind of fit already

>alone in science with a traitor
>borg just shows up to give me the captains ID "because the HoS is shit"
>it takes him an hour afterwards to betray me and only after i realize the borgs are slaved to his will

I commend your patience

>put chef on high
>cargo tech
>decide to grow your own shit and make sandwiches
>it takes a lot of steps
>pAI buddy helps you out, carrying shit with the MULE and opening doors
>finally get sandwiches
>start making a bar
>apparently suicides are on the rise so party is suggested
that was damn comfy and all the people mostly vox who decided to show up were pretty rad.

>twice an obvious antag asked me to follow them
>twice I did
>only regretted it once
>well, regretted it the first time too because Isaac sucks at torture porn.

I wonder if that Borg felt self conscious for the easy kill, or was I just another chance to get their master their ebic green text.

>sucks at torture porn
please explain

>time to roll dice!
>can't find suicy target
>let's call for a party, we can bomb that!
>cap gets called away on other stuff
>go after cap, he's in interrogation with a traitor and a few more pople
>fuck it let's roll.....a 5
>shit lets run to cargo and blow whoever is left
>4
>fuck let's roll again!
>19!
>gets blown up by the 4 roll
>oh no, but wait lets reclaim out honor by blowing the shard!
>someone TKs my shit away and I die to the rads

is it time to rebuy Emilia WFU

>someone TKs my shit away and I die to the rads
That was me and I'm really really sorry. I was gonna let you do it but I was also right next to where it was gonna blow up
I should have let it happen, though, it would've been funnier

Rape cave. Put in a little bit more effort instead of just lol parasting suck-n-space.

And that sucks?

>be mime playing music
>borg tells me to follow him in maint because I need to be safe
>well I guess the AI is rogue as fuck
>follow him anyway
>he actually puts me in a safe room
>AI goes delta
>keep playing music until AI gets shit on
such is life

isaac is unrobust when he kidnaps
playing with one hand is hard

>ask hachi to follow me because I have a cool trick to show him in a dark maint. tunnel but it only works if the two of us are there alone
>the mad bird actually does it
>enthrall him
>he murders all of security and the captain
Seriously why do I bother to antag when I can just enlist hachi and have him robust the entire station.

does he literally fap when he does this

>tfw he never kidnapps me

aww but I love me some ryona

I've been reading this general for too long, it's clouding my judgement

>Hachi's player is still on so this could be a self shill post
>or maybe it's a psudo-self shill post designed in such a way by someone that doesn't like Hachi to make me think the previous
>or is it genuine praise?

Not hachi or playing right now. I got him once as malf and once as vamp.

As malf all I had to do is sit back and watch him kill the entire station as a sec borg.
>implying anyone self shills

I'm his neighbor can confirm. I see him whacking it through my window every night while he's in a game.

Honest, you can believe me.

>can see isaac jacking off
>know he must be antag
>go look for him
is this metagaming?

>tfw you're a vampire in an AEOD suit driving a secway with 6 borers, 3 riot shield baton nymphs, and a box of 6 grey and 1 red relay'd slime grenades while on combat stims

you certainly don't see him getting many green texts, do you?

Nah, suspicious behavior which warrants booty hole plumbing

>deadpop cult

>Blasting the borg instead of double subverting it
I mean, I get it, but you don't have to be rude about it.

>get nagged at during deadpop cult
I thought it was just an extended variant until that guy yelled about cult over common

Deadpop cult is the best if you guys meme in the library

jesus why is kammer such an obnoxious retard?

>Who would think they'd get banned for that?
Actually, anyone who's not a braindead shitter like (you).
This ban is 120% justified.

How does Firebird work as a Wizard? Can I just fly to the station? How do I get air?

>Can I just fly to the station?
No. You teleport normally and summon the firebird with the Chariot spell.
>How do I get air?
Usually you take it with the wizard hardsuit. Yes there is one.

teach me how to powergame like a pro pls

Toggle intent to harm
Click other sprite until it's horizontal
Don't stop until it deathgasps

This is terrible advice.

It's actually the best advice. A man who can fist another gunwielding maniac to death is unstoppable with a real weapon

Yeah but if you're powergaming properly you never fight anyone face to face.

pls don't badmouth my nagging gf this way

The fundamentals are the bedrock of success

>Russian joins Citadel
>seems nice enough, we build some shit, fun first round, even do some
>cute-ish shy catgirl with shitty English
>try RPing with them the second round
>they start acting weird like they haven't met my character and then remember
>OK I play it out
>ends on an ok note
>round ends in 5 minutes
>third round
>they start injecting Russian into their speak
>acting kinda hostile
>spaz out and ingest enough alcohol to kill themselves
>egun themselves
>tase the wall
>all as the HoS

They were getting drunker with every round

The value is pretty low right now. They just got banned. Might be a risky investment.

It's nice to see pain finally cracking down on greytiding. Emilia won't last another month.

eyy oh it's chrizz smitty with the fuckin' wee hours shill post yooo senpai how you living

What did Emilia do to get baned?

Note the "nuisance" part. Greytiding in and of itself is not an evil act. It becomes bad when you fuck over other people in the process.

>>A former admin

RFUltra gets a higher sentence for all the admin applications they made. It's like karma baby, it rymthes.

Personally I don't see it as greytiding until you are consistently fucking with security because of it. It's more than possible to be an assistant and do slightly fucky things without getting in the way of security constantly.
Since they started playing here they have done nothing but play assistant and greytide and be obnoxious as hell in the community. They applied a tonne for admin and them when they finally got the chance they quit almost instantly because they never actually planned on getting admin, they just wanted the attention. Now they're back to playing and still being an annoying greyshitter round after round.

Security are the only ones worth fucking with though. Busting into the Armory or snatching vending machines is way more interesting and fun to pull off than stealing a saw from Medbay or glubbs from Engineering. As long as nobody gets hurt because of your actions it's not a problem.

greytiding isn't just a term for fucking with security.

Yes, it's way more fun for you and way less fun for everyone else.
You're not the protagonist.

well when you overly fuck with over departments security usually gets involved is what i'm getting at. you end up as some pseudo-antag where you have people hunting you for doing something which is only toeing the line for non-antagonist rulings.
then do it as an antag, not an assistant

>overly fuck with over
Shit play. If the department actually has trouble with you and you continue to give them trouble after getting caught you're a fag.

Hey guys, brand new to this. Any servers ya'll playing on?

How do you get this so wrong every time?
1. It was Morena and FreakinABonk that was the PDA Notes thing.
2. Pretty sure both were assistants/service at the time.
3. Yahir wrote a ban-request after there was a lot of IC drama round Yahir stealing the PDA which led to Morena and Yahir killing each other.
4. Bonk and Morena both appealed because Pain jumped the gun and banned them over the alledged ERP when there was no proof of it. He realised that and overturned the bans.
5. The PDA notes not being logged was an ancient oversight which had been known about for years and just no one bothered to fix it.

The Shiggy & Morena incident is something completely different.

Remember that Yahir was stalking freak and morena in game for days and used metafriends to commit crimes in game because he suspected they were doing something oocly bad.

The amount of metagaming from the #YahirSquad should've been bannable.

Veeky Forums is the only server left that's barely playable. it's still shit though byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

I am banned?

it was bannable my dude, however spess has changed and now yahir is admin

Step 1: Befriend admins

check the ban page idiot

>1458835787561.png
It's beautiful

>Half the people on the list weren't even involved and was just nuke being incompetent yet again.

I can't wait for august.

I disarm spammed Kaylie and pulled Cory away from sec when I was talking to him and got banned for "excessive greytiding"
nice

People like you make our jobs 10x harder than they need to be, just let us arrest criminals you fucking criminal.
GET BANNED

Can't you just arrest them too? Isn't freeing criminals a crime under spess law?

>so invested in your feedback shitposts you don't even bother to check in on them

wewewewew

ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=47&t=3865&p=20737#p20737
>make deadmin request
>the headmin takes away his flags for a bit
>he also bans you for being shit

MrPain doesn't let anyone live

We were roleplaying, is it no different when metafriends save eachother from sec because they are IC buddies

also this

Yeah, and the metafriends should be banned to.

Got any names for the banhammer?

Is anyone gonna say anything about how a week or two without spawn flags is pretty much nothing considering that dylan got deadminned and ridiculed off the server for pretty much the same atmos abuse bullshit?

dylan used the vaporsalts shit to set the entire stations atmoshperics to like a billion kpa or something stupid in the middle of a live round

2hotdogs and 3hotdogs

>i was roleplaying breaking someone out of jail
you gonna go and do that IRL? gonna storm the police station and fight the cops cause your friend is in jail?
fuck off you greytiding fucker

>3hotdogs banned for being 2hotdogs

wait wtf

Ten bucks say MrPain is gonna undo this because this is how it always goes. He makes some grand gesture that gets him popularity and attention, realizes he's fucking wrong and quietly undoes it.

It's time for a new headmin.