Product

>Product
>Service
>Reach out
>Optimization
>Best practice
>Industry leader
What other Veeky Forums lingo words piss you the fuck off?

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>company culture

Smoke test
Devops
Ping me
What's on your plate
I have bandwidth
Really positive conversation
Consumer of x

Moving forward
Touch base
In due course

>personal brand

'The Cyber' - anyone over 50 trying to discuss IT security.
I know it's all but accepted by most but boy oh boy does it still violently trigger me internally sitting in on meetings where the old fucks say it.

>Hey Boss Bossington, look at all your pathetic wagecucks complain about the jobs
>"haha what a bunch of fucking losers" "YOURE FIRED"

>Product
>Service
Those aren't "Veeky Forums lingo" you moron, do you just hate the english dictionary?

>Lean six sigma

big data
"cyber"
"hacked via DDoS attack"
"strongly hashed using md5"

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>Getting triggered to words
When will nu-males finally kill themselves?

"insubordination"

used to work for the federal govt and this one was a huge buzzword. literally anything my boss didnt like was considered insubordination

"robust" and "best practice" are good ones

disrupt x market

seniority

affiliate

>Let's take this chat offline
especially spoken during a meeting

Top tech talent

Didn't realize how much of a shitword it is until recently. Anyone who says this has no fucking clue about what they're talking about.

ITT: triggered autists

THIS!!!! FUCK!

tfw too autistic to have a solid corporate "Personal Brand"

>Ping me

>deliverables

>Ping me
>Touch base
>THE ...

>capacity
Just ask me if I'm busy cunt

synergy

seconded

conversions

>communication
>work
>productivity
>coworkers
>office