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sk deserved to be in the final. Valve rigged the brackets.

olof i liove u

xth for SUBHUMANS DESTROYED

Imagine being SO DEGENERATE, that you L I T E R A L L Y cannot beat third world slavs that get paid in potatoes, EVEN when you have two designated cheaters on your team.

How much lower IQ can brazillian monkeys get?

I PRESENT YOU THE NEW KING OF CS

How will they ever recover?

E V E R Y T H I N G

let's look at Immortals' terrible path to the finals

Hopefully they lost that T2 match

-edward
+zeus

>Barely watched any CS in ages
>Only watched a couple matches this tournament
>Decide to tune in for the grand finals
>This fucking smile that won't leave my face

First 7-1 with Germany, now this. You can't make that shit up

>liquid got better after s1mple left
>navi got worse after getting s1mple
>zeus wins major now

can s1mple just kill himself already?

That match was an excellent ending

>lose 1st
>make insane comeback
>everyone on gambit picking up the pace
>Zeus with the final kill

Can Valve outdo this script?

>BRs so eternally BTFO
>Literally cheat every round of every map
>cannot break the slav and the mongols with your dirty mongrol tricks

What can we expect from the imminent shuffle coming bois?

ahahahah mcfucking kill yourself

I AM SO HAPPY AND I'M NOT EVEN SLAV

I love hobbit so much.

Imagine a small team like Gambit winning $500 000.

What the fuck are they gonna do with that kind of money. If SK or Fnatic had won, their org would take 50%.

>dosia
>zeus
>hobbit
literal gods
mou went full monkey in those last rounds though, had to be carried

who cares Astralis lost

EU shuffle and NA shuffle during august

told you guys

Gambit dropped only two maps the entire way, they beat Astralis, Fnatic and VP along the way.
SK met Astralis due to their seedings, if they wanted a better seeding they should have won
Literally no CS Major has ever had a BO5 finals.

I never was a gambit fan but I feel so happy for them...

I have never been so aroused about a video game. How does NaVi feel right now?

zeus retire


navi buys out all 4 gambit players to play with s1mple

>lose 0-2 vs choking danes
>deserve anything

>the city of navi right now

Really though someone needs to webm that fucking headshot on Zeus through the fucking smoke

no man has ever made me question my sexuality the way hobbit does
he's so adorable desu

>felps face right now

NAVI ON SUICIDE WATCH
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Adren just admitted that Gambit were getting their asses handed to them prior to the major.

I feel like a lot of cs go is luck. Not just rng spray but with things like bad timing.

I would let hobbit have my babies

>navi out in groupstages
>zeus wins a major
>sk outcheated by assfailis who got fucked later on
>favelas denied another major despite blatantly cheating for 2 years in a row
>dosia wins a major somehow
IT FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD LADS
SO SO GOOD

CS is truly the greatest esport

Is the MVP they announce just for the finals or the overall tournament MVP? It should be mou either way even though hobbit completely carried them through Inferno.

Well, fellow sirs, i guess, we all agreed that russian hackers definitely been involved.

Literally where are the degenerate subhuman moneksy now?

Where you at retards? WHERE?

>be hue
>lose major
>go home
>uma no delicia
>get shot

and then they go out in groups

>sk deserved to be in the final
>lost to fucking BIG
>got absolutely stomped by Ass

Alright now that our ironic shitposting is over, we HAVE to collapse CIS and EU.

There are like exactly competitive CIS teams, Navi, Gambit, and ARGUABLY F3 and there's no reason those three teams can't compete in the EU Minor.

NA CS might be garbage but at least Liquid would win a game or two. Hell even MSF or CLG would put up a fight. After all the bitching for CIS spots Vega got one of them, went in, rolled over and died. It was a free win for whoever got to face them.

Collapse CIS into EU or alternatively reduce it to one spot and award a spot to China/Oceania or NA.

Do you think Gambit might start getting invited to events now?

s1mple is a toxic player and doesnt flow with the team but wants to do his own shit

>zeus was the problem
>the city of na'vi

Dosia actually won a Major. I'm so fucking happy.

>playing without zeus

so it would just be the same results for navi as now

agreed. if coaches were able to be coaches, starix would have led NaVi to more titles. seized's rating would be higher

this
this is the thing that blows me away more than anything: dosia is a major champion

>a multinational team will never win a maj-

THIS IS THE BEST TIMELINE

honorary white

you can go watch a random mm game and you'll see a shot like that one

Entire tournament.

How did Immortals lose if they cheat, gotards?

No org gets money from winnings it all goes to the players

>c9 would be celebrating their deserved major win right now if shroud had had a proper pc
fuck this tourney...

>tfw Gambit winning lowkey makes dictatorships a csgo paradise
>tfw nordic social democracies is out of favour
>tfw a neo-fascist will get elected as president of Brazil next year

I'll just kill myself

>dosia wins a major somehow
that's almost the craziest part. this ridiculed player who always played in t3 cis teams... wins the major.

This major was literally Immortals' only shot at ever winning a major.

rekt

>Monkeys literally chimping out

>>liquid got better after s1mple left
>can't even qualify for major

uh? I agree with the sentiment that s1mple is overrated but come on now

You all memed on him but he won a major.

can you point me towards the latest nvidia.exe

>bananas in back of IMT booth

uh, huetards?

I like the replays of the huehues crying after they lost

I only see Russians.

you can't give 1 more spot to asia since their disparity is even worse
you can't give one or two directly to SA either since majority of their teams aren't situated in NA and are therefore underdeveloped

>zeus and dosia bringing the IQ while the subhumans bring the game
how can they be stopped

mou would be a godlike awper if he was consistent
he sometimes have the gamesense of an ape

wasn't he in hltv's top 20 once?

fucking princesses can only play with 10k usd pcs

>memed
wrong, i never doubted his power level

S E X G O D

yeah, initially, but the players all have contracts that draw from winnings to the org

So now that CIS region has a major what regions are missing in the champion club?

Then give it back to NA. MSF and TL are good enough to compete at a high level. Anything's better than watching Ruskies roll over and die again.

who /workalot/ here? BASED

:-DDD

>small team
I haven't been watching esports for 3 years and now Gambit is a small team.

Fuck me.

E V E R Y T H I N G

youtube.com/watch?v=43q7Qj_NKCU

Based Gambit

>who always played in t3 cis teams... wins the major.

Dosia created gambit to win major because Hellraisers were shit.

>he succeed

lol

...

>Dosia winning a major before NiKo, s1mple, GuardiaN, magisk, k0nfig, karrigan, rain, and oskar

kek

You know it.

he was one of the highest rated players at the start of csgo, not sure about 1.6 but I think he was one of the best players. He was even in the CIS "super team" in early csgo.

Someone please post favela twitter rage. I need to sustain my euphoria.

you just KNOW...

I didn't doubt.

>tfw I called it days ago

WHERES SEAN

Overall a very enjoyable event, even with all the breaks and shit


Finals were awesome

who /didn't get a drop/ here

>Hellraisers almost ruined Mou's career by forcing him off the AWP

youtu.be/De8gw_hXKys?t=1m23s

how do you think seized feels?

>paid bitcoin miner
XD