League of Legends General - /lolg/

LOL that's epic
Epic for the wiiin

>8 years of league
>1 loli champion

I want to bully-rape this yordle many, many times!

*wins by autoing while disconnected*

New loli champion WHEN

Please share your cute Alistar pics with me!!

LOVE
DOESN'T
NEED
WORDS

APE ESCAPE
P
ESCAPE

but boys are incapable of love

2 loli champs

>we will never get a loli skin line for all the champs

"to celebrate 10 years of League we're releasing a 10 year old spooky loli champion"

Lulu doesn't count, sorry. Then you would have to count Tristana and Poppy as well.

Rate.
I never knew to use Stormraiders, so now I don't even know about my build. Also the game still went too long

Why would you even want lolis? They're lazy designs.

Why do you guys keep playing?

Fuck off, shota champion WHEN?
Nunu is an abomination

Shota with dark skin WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>Gambit Gaming can potentially be at worlds again

WHO IS READY FOR THE CYKAS TO DOMINATE THE GOOKS AGAIN

If they were lazy, we would have a bunch of them by now.

Boys are icky.

yeah kayn and xayah really are the epitome of good design

Because I enjoy the game silly. Also because it's fun to play with my friends.

>no Alex
Who cares?

WHAT? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? ARE THE GOOKSLAYERS BACK?

Fuck off, /ss/ is the thinking man's fetish

REMEMBER THE KATOWICE
NOT THAT ONE
THE OLDER ONE
LE GOOK SLAYERS
UPVOTE ME

Admit it, you would cream yourself if they were literally the same but had generic little girl models instead.

But there is diamond and edward. Also two best players from anx not likkrit he is a toxic hack

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not with xayah

The new champion now caters to your top fetish
What did it result in

Hard mode: gender for what you like has been reversed

I've never seen a post more wrong than this

I wanna lick every single inch of Annie's body

go back to R.eddit you fucking faggot.

Without unibrow and feed2win it's not the same.
>tfw we might see diamond make that gesture, but this time towards skt
One can only dream.

a spooky loli with a blink that makes her scream and fear in an AoE

so spooky boy I guess

So, you're admitting that any design that gets lolified instantly becomes better?

>wanting the most washed up member of the original M5 back
Lmao

Gambit are dominating HARD the LCL, they have huge chances to win it and of course, crush anyone at wildcards like last year. Diamondprox and Edward (former Gambit Gaming members) tagged with Kira, PvPstejos (ANX former mid and jungle) and Blasting (virtus.PRO former adc) for the team and they are now 12-0 (with two weeks remaining on the split) right now.

After the garbage RR that Russia showed up against Turkey, Gambit is probably the best team on that region, that can also dominate as well other shitty WC regions and thus, getting at worlds again.

And yes, unironically, all of their members (except Blazting) have destroyed korean teams in the past.

Futanari

I have no idea

You too.

I'm in love with Ms. Buvelle.

Are you in love with someone user? Tell me about them! Why do you love them?

I doubt riot would release an adult diapered champion.

>a vore champion that's a girl and not a fat fucking catfish

Pic related.

>male shortstack buff daddy champ
g-geez
i'm not taking the hard mode, girl yordles are yikes.

No, I'm saying that your taste is so shit that you don't even care as long as it's an underage girl.

not him but i am in favor of /ss/ yasuo

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>made it to silver 1
yay, only 1 more promo til i can stop blogposting

Maybe someday you'll see the light.

that's actually a great idea but since this is a SJW company...

I hope not, otherwise I'll end up being as retarded as you.

>Kled gets knocked back by a pistol shot
>Tristana handles a cannon with little effort

Really makes you think doesn't it?

...

Good luck user. I'm cheering for you.

kled is old leave him alone!!!

maybe when im there ill feel something

>teemo does a blinding shot regardless if you turn or not
>Nocturne and lux ult dont blind anyone

Making it to gold is not that hard. Making it out of gold V it's a fucking hell.
Good luck user.

>So many cheese champs this patch
>So little bans
>_>

Let me know if you do. I want to feel something as well.

Not a new champ, but a skin where Sona shows zettai ryouiki.

But her long pretty dresses are nice, so it would have to just be like her ankle or something.

For a whole new champion, I guess all of their skins would be like Headmistress Fiora and Nurse Akali. But I wouldn't care since it's not Sona.

Doesn't really work with a gender swap since it's about a female wearing a female's article of clothing. Unless he has a magical weapon that when he zaps someone, their clothing changes. But that's silly.

i started in b2
i feel something, but it might be panda express. tried a sample of orange chicken to see if i can stomach it. i still cant. its the only shit i cant fucking eat

Most of mine that could exist already do except for a Dom lesbian that would try and seducce the other females I guess Ahri could count as this?

Boys are capable of loving other boys or girls (male).

>i started in b2
iktf. I started in b4 this season when I ranked in flex. I was lucky that warwick is broken and took me out of that hellhole.

>leaverbuster
>chat restrict
>losing LP left and right

i still remember that first ranked placement so well
>kat gets fed
>doesnt take objectives
>just gets more fed
>we're winning by pushing empty lanes
>she tries killing j4 alone
>blows it
>tries again
>starts tilting herself
>and again
>and again
>until j4 is fed and kicked our asses
was the perfect way to experience it

I'm emotionally scarred and can't trust anyone after my last relationship, I don't even love myself and therefore I'm uncapable of loving anyone without turning it into toxic relationship of dependence.

nooo pixelbutts your adventure needs to go on forever

>dont play ranked
>dont get to gold
>keep blogposting
ive shit up this general for too long

>Enemy has weak early jungler who is easily invaded and killed in first clear
>Should be able to get outganked
>My jungler picks an early agressive jungler
>For some reason, doesn't counter jungler for first blood or go for early kills

What the fuck?

> Still have to ban Zac or auto lose

Letting him miss his jump and still be a cc bot was a mistake

I'm sorry to hear that user. You shouldn't give up on people like though. I'm sure that person that will love you the way you deserve is out there, looking for someone like you. You just need to keep trying.
Don't give up user!

Yeah their orange chicken doesn't agree with me very much either. I stick to the teriyaki chicken and the honey walnut shrimp.

is there anything comfier than playing movespeed rammus?

creamcheese rangoons and potstickers are enough for me

swain mid. It's fucking broken.

Are the rangoons good? Maybe I'll have to get some next time I go.

Whats the best way to killmyself?

hang seems to be very popular but cutting the vains isnt better? like by the bleeding i should lost councisne and pass out whitout even feeling anything, like a nap

and poison/medicins are out of the way, theres too many things that can go wrong.

i get 2 orders of them. they have to make them every time i order them since they never have more than 1 order on hand. theyre low purchase rated items but when they are ordered they certainly are prepared to make more.

one panda express near me doesnt have pot stickers because nobody in the area orders them so they just stopped selling em. gotta drive my bitch ass to any other panda express if i want those.

but yes the rangoons are good. getting a sample wont work out so dont try. you gotta bite the bullet on these and some people dont like em, some do

okay this pic is just so uncanny

I see the pink hair +lashes and blushing and think stereotypical anime girl but its a fucking guy

the fuck is up with this

why does this guy have bows in his hair?

>split push
>soak ganks
>keep pressure off of other lanes
>get solo pick on the enemy adc
>solo take the inhib that keeps our team maintaining tempo
>every single play afterwards that lead to us winning the game was due to that inhib
>zero honors
it's a lonely job, but i need those W's...

Don't do it. :c

>purest form of love
>uncanny

???

Barefoot delicious chocolate skinned girl (male) with a healing support kit. Also she can levitate like Syndra and Sona.

Hard mode: the same but a boy (female).

It's called a trap, user

Will have to give it a try. Thanks user.

Jumping

Vein slicing is really hard and requires a huge pain threshold (you would pass out from the pain before you managed to cut deep enough to get the vitals)
Poisons and medicines can be particularly painful especially Drinking bleach or any sort of acids

your best bet is to basejump off a freeway or super high up building(while doing a flip of course)

alternatively if you have fundings just go to Sweden and go the the hostpital that lets you pay 7k$ to get Euthanized

i wish you luck on your journey to high carb intake
dont look at the carbs in rice