/srg/ - speedrunning general

Toast can obviously get a 1:39.

Zoast can obviously get a 39.

What game are you speedrunning friends

It's a low 52 now. And it would have been an easy 51 had he not missed two Bowser throws because he was (quite understandably) nervous.

thanks for the late response!

stillx52

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obviously it wasn't an easy 51 for him if it was bowser throws that cost him

more like punk-a-shit amirite ?

Squid bopped Dublin by 4 seconds.

Truly a legend in the making.

why would you speedrun the worst final fantasy ever made

boppedxdublin

dublin on suicide watch lmao

wrong, that's all of them

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>puncay still does ccm 18
lmao

and he still beats Squid's CCM17 times lmfao

>9 hour speedrun during a marathon

have any of you been watching all of it? I just tuned in and it seems like shit, and given that it's 9 hours I feel like there can't have been many tricks that would make it interesting

He has been playing the game consistently for years, Squid has not. It is also the only game Puncay has ever done runs of. There's no excuse for doing a slower route at that level.

>open streams
>puncay chokes on wr
every time

he does island hop so his route is still faster than Squid's lmfao

ff8 sucks

why didn't you sage?

>it's another grindxcucklet tries to defend himself and fails miserably episode
*bird laughs*

?

*bonobo howls*

?

oh shasta is at esa
is he still an otterfucker

Squid and Diddeh could learn a thing or two from real speedrunners that put in the necessary hours to drill important techniques. True god gamers like FuriousPaul, Zoasty, and Grav.

>when the bait is so ridiculous it's not even funny

>Puncay gets sub 14 CCM18 every run
>Squid can't even get sub 14 CCM17 once
lmao

>comparing someone who has been running a game independently for years to an entry level player who has been playing multiple speedgames throughout Puncay's entire career
What's happening here?

>ESA turns into a pseudo GDQ
>More and more Americans fly out to ESA
They reap what they sow.

Puncay's route does an entire extra star at that point in the run.

Okay, but I'm not sure what you expect.

The extra star buffers the difference in skill. What don't you understand?

Of course, Puncay is clearly going to be a lot better. It isn't exactly a point of discussion, is it? You could compare Puncay to any player who isn't even in the top 100 and say the same thing, it's meaningless. Drop the obsession.

exposedxmonkey

Your attempt at bringing up Squid in a desperate bid to make SM64 relevant at every opportunity is pathetic, and just proves Super Mario Sunshine is better.

>birdxbrain thinks playing his shitty family reunion games that has no competition is impressive or relevant in any way
>marxistxmonkey pretending he hasn't been playing sm64 for over 2 years now
*bird laughs*

Birds can't laugh.

*banshee screeches*

Much better.

music to my fukken ears

liquidxyid

is maral fucking elajjaz only to have him raid esa with viewers?

cantevensub14xccm17

speedrun.com/user/squid but every run on this page is within this year alone

>every run on this page is within this year alone
>some runs are clearly from 2016
what did he mean by this

infinitexgrind

>>some runs are clearly from 2016
what did he mean by this

stupidxbitch

not every run on squid's speedrun.com page is "within this year alone."

several were done during 2016.

patheticxgrind

no they weren't

yes they were you stupid faggot.

billy hatcher any%
ape 2 any%
ape 2 all monkeys
ape 2 NG+ any%
klonoa 2 any%
klonoa wii any%

literally all dated 2016.

no, they literally aren't
are you illiterate?

embarrassingxgrind

no, but clearly you are lmao

f zero gx is still my favorite agdq run

>editing the html to change the dates
Why are you so pathetic? Seek help.

nice photoshop, squid

photoxshop

you can tell it's shopped because no self respecting group of speedrunners would ever let squid have 1st place in a game

ill donate an extra 50 if you get my name right ;}

Zest is best

thanks for the late response!

*flies high above it all and bird laughs*

>all runs clearly done in under 12 months
>attempting to argue this fact

actual speedrunners respect other good speedrunner

>he thinks SM64 runners give a fuck about Ape Escape and Klonoa
lmao

sm64 is but one game in speedrunning. i know its pretty much a fact that they think sm64 is the be all end all game and no other game matters, but anyone else can appreciate a good run from another game. sm64 autists are just mentally ill

birds can't laugh

>anyone else can appreciate a good run from another game
That's not true at all, and it's not even close to exclusive to SM64.

that is a problem with close minded individuals.

Nah, that's just SM64 community. It's funny, because they think we give a fuck about them.

>de hippie spacing

>not caring about meme games is closed minded
no, it's just having higher standards.

no, it's for "love"

who is we?

Incorrect. It's being close minded, just like this post is close minded. You cannot see past your own delusion.

>it's closed minded to not like shitty movies
>it's closed minded to not like shitty music
>it's closed minded to not like shitty food
that's not how it works, my dude.

People speedrunning good games.

and who would that be

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why did you delete?

Speedrunning a shitty game isn't like watching a shitty movie. Sometimes that shitty game becomes amazing when you can break it or figure out how to play it quickly in an unintended way.

Writing everything off as shitty because it is not one thing you like is how close mindedness works, you thick cunt.

Ape Escape 2 next at ESA

Cool. At least it's not a fuckin' Mario