/owg/ Overwatch General

I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD

I have gay thoughts quite often but overwatch is not relevant to any of them
>buff
roadhog
>nerf
genji because casuals

winston needs to get fucked so either -50 hp or +2s on jump cooldown

d.va defense matrix duration -0.5s

Junkrat damage up

Here comes T.Racer!

your suggestions are retarded

Brown girls are a slippery slope fetish, I started with them too. Then

>19, perpetually aroused and steadily degrading morality
>live in very rural area, lots of woods around my "neighborhood"
>nearest neighbor is over a mile away, so you can't really call it that
>walking home from lake
>almost home, when I see a crumpled black shape lying on the road
>upon closer inspection, it's a recently killed and intact crow
>already had boner, I decide to do the unthinkable
>take roadkill crow into the woods off the road
>take off pants once I'm out of sight of the road
>fuck the dead crow, tear its ass to shreds with my dick
>there's blood everywhere
>pull up my pants, shaking
>leave crow in the woods, cry on the rest of my walk home

The thing was already dead, so it obviously didn't mind. But I'll never be able to live this down.

let's see your justification and your better proposition

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let's see your justifications first

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>tfw no Blueberry woman of long shots

how come the hud timer looks different

things that never happened: the post

Because that webm is from beta.

>Her ass stretches the fabric

It's really the little things that make me appreciate this game.

I would have believed you if the picture was Zarya.

user does your ass stretch fabric t-too?

asking for a friend

You know Genji would get a crazier buff before getting a nerf.

McCree is a bad big brother.

why did they have to kill him

more like genji buff because casuals?

Have you visisted official forums or reddit lately? You'll get downvoted to hell for just thinking genji is not an overpowered machine of death, and these people are blizzard's target audience.

Because shitters buy lootboxes
And Blizzard makes the most money off lootboxes
And Blizzard wants to keep the shitters buying lootboxes
So they balance the game so shitters keep playing

It's usually Pharah bitching as well. Not to mention I've even seen them bitch about Tracer of all things.

Doomfist having a counter is not acceptable.
Pleasing gold shitters.
Buffing dive comps.

the cancer to doom overwatch is here!

>SR is divided in 2 numbers
>mechanical and teamwork
>your total SR determines where your rank is at
>your mechanical SR is about how well you peform on your own, mechanical skill, taking cover, not be noticed, flanking, etc
>your teamwork is about how well you can make the team work, finish off weak enemies, prevent allies from dying, etc
>both are equally valuable so a mercymain that cant damage boost or defend herself with a pistol is fukd

>downvotes meaning anything
Unlike Hog's one-shot they'd bitch about for decades, getting Genji to the point that people think he's OP takes more work.

twitch.tv tarakus

>Doomfist having a counter is not acceptable.

Every character with a ranged weapon counters Doomfist.

I laughed, you've brightened my day!
t. ttypad.

>join quickplay game
>this happens
What is this I don't even

why does symmetra hate disorder so much? geez, what is her problem?

Press H to change hero

I've had this happen most often on Nepal - pressing H will reset the camera properly

Literal autism.

don't worry, tracer will counter doomfist so she'll finally see some play :^)

>watching some douchebag on PS4 play handsoap in glorious 540p

no thanks

>heroes die when they are being shot

This is not what countering means.

yes that was the point
hes a bad design whose relevance in the meta hinged on balance issues, very much like widow and bastion, him being usable was indicative of him having overbearing or broken mechanics, theres nothing else to it, hes not a complete or competently crafted character and never was
however the changes they made were really dumb and its not how he needed to be changed, rather than making him usable and enjoyable for both sides they made him unsatisfying and irritating for both the person playing him and the person getting hooked, thats not how you design a game

Reminder that Widowmaker should one shot every single hero in the game with a single bodyshot, because she requires aim.

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No user, countering means pretty much being out of his effective range while gunning him down. Pharah does it while Bastion does it by being immovable, Genji can do it because Doomfist has problems getting up some of Genji's perching platforms, and Tracer runs circles on him. Widow snipes him.

hanzo should do this out of how hard it is to use his default

WM needs something nice but this is not it.

I'm glad to hear that tittypadman, I hope you get your Reinhardt tittypad one day!

> Teleports behind you
> Kek, you're hacked

What abilities have you lost?

If only brown girls were not crazy in real life

The Pharah hate is something I don't quite get. I play her a lot because the rocket launcher reminds me of the old Quake days, but holy fuck do I have to be careful about where I fly. It's incredibly easy to get shot out of the sky, which is as it should be.

Pretty much every heroes don't have an easy time against Genji/Tracer.
As for Pharah, she was designed to only be killable by hitscans.

Even an /owg/tard wouldn't have be dumb enough to massively buff Zarya ult, so I give up trying to understand blizz "logic".

What do you guys look for in a streamer? I'm a GM flex player but I play mostly DPS/Tank.

What can I do to specifically appeal to you personally? I'm just trying to see what people like.

I usually get like 6-10 viewers but I haven't earned a subscription button yet (need 50 followers and I have 26)

>18k views
Overwatch is D E A D

no smurfing
no warming up in QP
no 1 hour long session

Give me a single good reason for why Junkrat is allowed to exist, he literally only exists to let shitters inflate their damage dealt stats with no skill required whatsoever

Don't stream.

>What do you guys look for in a streamer?

captcha: STOP

Because shitters can't aim up or can't aim. Stick a Mercy stick up the Pharah's ass and they think it's OP.

>Had computer problems.
>Had to play overwatch on console for the better part of the year.
>Computers finally working fine again.
>Everyone says overwatch is dying now.
It's not fair! It's not right!

I hate all that shit too, so it's not a problem. How do you feel about face cams? I use one because most of the top streamers do, but I personally get annoyed when I can't see the gameplay behind the cam

Stop streaming user, it's not gonna happen.

>As for Pharah, she was designed to only be killable by hitscans.
Or Genji, or as of late Zenyatta because they got rid of his orb spread.

Get gud noob

but I want internet money

tfw actually enjoy ow on console.

a-anyone else?

>tfw you'll never impregante mercy

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Blue post on possible Roadhog changes.

DELET THIS

le upbeat personality will get you more viewners that MLG flexing

sadly you should look to be a utub/leddit/twitch celeb that to be good at the game.

try the controversial stuff to get a good clickbait title then move onto either more shock value or your best, depending how much attention you got

everyone smurfs to my great sadness

warmups are fine and needed. thats why we have smurfs!

streams should last a long time. i sometimes try new games by streaming them, but then i have a actual script to run (talk bout gaem, play 3 matches, fuck around market/rewards and thats it). a good streamer will play for 3 hours or so.

>tfw you'll never be impregnated by Mercy ;^)

she wouldnt make a good mother

The Orb of Discord message when I'm in mid-air scares the shit out of me.

>taking the bait this hard

but that's just retarded
It means that instead of hog dying mid-heal (which he usually does because he gets swarmed when glowing yellow), he is practically guaranteed to give the enemy an extra 300hp worth of ult charge.

>genji on my team singing a naruto opening theme while carrying us
>is clearly black

why are niggers all naturally amazing singers god damn

oh well thanks for the win blizzard

sounds bad actually...

not sure if huffing paint is the ideal buff to him.

Some badass shit, people watch Kephrii cause he can do some badass shit.

If your tanking as Rein, consistently kill pharah with fire strike. Carry as Sombra, people like watching some badass shit that is hard to achieve. Or simply gain a great sense of humor

She's 37. She's a wash up. No chance.

Although she does seem too like Japs, so maybe you're NEET pathetic self has a chance

nah, 400 damage body shots
1 hit kill headshots and full charge should pierce shields
venom mine slows person it hits
grappling hook 4 second cooldown
bam, fixed.
But as compensation for these buffs, she needs a counter, so Tracer should be allowed to blink vertically again

because eventually theyll buff his projectile speed and hell be enjoyable to play after the ensuing nerfs he gets as a result

Yo, you may see me posting Mei pics here but this time I'm just here asking for advices from people. I'm stuck in Gold-plat (a range about 2450-2500) but I either climb or fall. My main is Mei, but the only times where I used her as a fixed spot was in high-plat/diamond when some friends took me to play with them.
Although my main is situational, I've been playing lots of other heroes (although Mei is the one I'm best at, given her handicaps), so my question is:
I can play Pharah, Sombra, Tracer (my aim isn't good but my tracking is, that's why I chose her), Mei (main), D.Va, Winston, Lucio and Zenyatta. In some very rare cases I can Soldier:76 or Symmetra but those are really out of option.

Now my question is: which characters are best (of the ones I can play) for climbing?

I usually solo/duo/team queue and I often succeed but sometimes I don't. How do I git gud for real?

Also, my gamesense is coming from about 6000 hours in TF2, where I played as every class but the sniper and the medic

Realistically, every girl but Tracer, Symmetra, Zarya, and D.va are too old.

>tfw black and only play as Mercy.

what the fuck is wrong with hog mains?

>"There were 2 play styles to Roadhog: flanking or hook 1-shot combo, and you could switch between them at any time"
>"Now he always loses to a Reaper 1v1, so he doesn't really have an identity"

i just don't understand why people are complaining that a tank can no longer 1v1 practically every dps and support. his identity is still his hook, except now a teammate has to slap the enemy while they're still stunned. he's where he should've been a year ago

>tfw no Siberian bear gf to hold you in her warm firm arms and make you feel safe

holy shit they are actual fucking morons
this is the EXACT SAME CHANGE THAT BROKE BASTION
>hmm, so damage resist + healing while moving = emergency patch and threats of firing does it
>what about....mobile healing + damage reduction?

>First time in the game's history, Zarya isn't in every comp game
>Blizzard: "Can't have that. Better buff the shit out of graviton surge"

Ones' a lesbian, one's autistic, one's practically a man and the other one is from a country that doesn't fuck outsiders.

Ah well

honestly graviton should have been like the PTR version since the beginning

Why is aiming with Zarya so hard on console?

Buffing the Graviton isn't fixing the problem as to why she isn't in every comp game.

>Why is aiming so hard on console?

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