Matt Farah just gave you five billion dollars, he says that your task is to use...

Snarelure
Snarelure

Matt Farah just gave you five billion dollars, he says that your task is to use that budget to piss off as many people within the car community as possible.

What is your modus operandi?

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Emberfire
Emberfire

@Snarelure
stance a lambo cuntash

Evilember
Evilember

@Snarelure
Lobby government officials to ban all pre-2013 ICE vehicles from the road, with incentives given to buy electric vehicles

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

250 gto with a renesis-cvt swap combination (cvt has to be an early nissan unit)
stance
add another rear axle
momo steering wheel
dildo for a gear selector
huge blm emblem on the hood
swastikas on the doors
headunit plays nothing but quran
k&n cold air intake
yellow plasti dipped rota wheels
self driving
interior reupholsterd to black and red diamonds by ford engineers
bumper mounted wing

Supergrass
Supergrass

Kia gay NASCAR

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

lobby US government to ban automatic transmissions and all automated style systems from cars
tfs 82% of americunts can't use a manual

KEK

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I'd just buy up classics and crush them. Anything from $500 beaters to $15 million dollar Ferraris.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Crazy_Nice
That would be hilarious. People would stop selling you cars eventually

viagrandad
viagrandad

Purchase spotless, matching numbers challenger 426 convertible with a 4-speed in plum crazy (1 of IIRC 2 made)

Purchase one of the very few Fairlady Z432R to have survived, ideally the one in the best condition

Swap the engines.

Drink sweet, sweet boomer and weeb tears at the same time

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Snarelure
buy every FD, LS swap, destruction derby

5mileys
5mileys

Buy brand new hypercars, fully restored classics and 90s weaboomobiles and make a webshow about how shit they all are and end it by crushing them with a piece of heavy machinery.

Create more revenue by bidding out the piece of heavy machinery to crush the cars to the big machinery co's.

This week your crusher is a D9 caterpillar! Powered by a bazillion horsepower 12 cylinder diesel and hydraulically operated, can this machine crush this classic car?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Crazy_Nice
I fear you'd run out of money eventually. Even with five billion dollars that's only 5000 million dollar cars you can crush, and it wouldn't have as much a lasting impact as for example ruining the road laws.

You could have quite an impact though if you drew the process out over a while, it'd mean each crushing pulled on the heart strings a little more. You'd probably have to recede from public life if you ever crushed a McLaren F1, or better, you could just buy up legendary old F1 cars and start crushing them.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Buy all Bugatti Chirons I can get, destroy their original engines and install a Fiat TwinAir in them
Maybe even buy some legendary classics and install Fiat TwinAirs
@iluvmen
just $5,000,000,000

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@iluvmen
Ohhh. Good call. Here's what we do.

Start a lobby that is pushing to ban ICE vehicles and force everyone to buy electrics. Have a webshow pushing these stupid ass ideals with stupid ass proof (think flat earther bullshit but not quite crazy enough for anyone to really straight up disregard us, just enough to get pissed off at the logic)

then the webshow crushes expensive/nice cars. With heavy machinery. How about that massive electric shovel in Australia I believe?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@kizzmybutt
Buy all Bugatti Chirons I can get, destroy their original engines and install a Fiat TwinAir in them
No one would care, it has no protected status or following. You'd save more money and have way greater influence doing the same thing to E36 M3's, for example.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

slowly buy up every ae86 in the world using as dirt of tactics as possible, use them for a beater racing championship once i own them all
then invest in order to build the funds until i can buy out porsche and immediately start building nothing but fwd cars
that'll do

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Carnalpleasure
then invest in order to build the funds until i can buy out porsche and immediately start building nothing but fwd cars
kek

Emberfire
Emberfire

@5mileys
@Poker_Star
I like these ideas. Would have to be sure to advocate a total ban on motorcycles too.

TechHater
TechHater

@Emberfire
complete ban of motorcycles
make it legal for police to chase and ram remaining motorcyclists if needed?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

buy up all the used Cherokees on autotrader and weld them together to create a mass boxy boi.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Snarelure
stance, rice, itasha wrap, limo stretch and EJ swap a porsche 956. Park it on my front lawn and call everyone a butthurt poorfag hater, except people who genuinely like it there all tasteless faggots.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Deadlyinx
nobody cares about E36s

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Raving_Cute
oh shit five bill. ok the same but with a bugatti 57 and an xkss jag.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Booteefool
also gonna give em' all CVTs. the kind that pretend to have gears.

girlDog
girlDog

@Snarelure

Convert a stanced ferrari into a dune buggy.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Deadlyinx
Then do it a to an original Type 35.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Snarelure
Play my cards right and get each and every car of 2020 styled like the trabant,

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Snarelure
Spend $3 billion developing the greatest race track of all time designed by the world's top racing engineers and drivers, dwarfing le mans and only exceeded in size and grandeur by Nordschleife
Spend $1 billion over a period of many years financing the organizing of a seasonal racing league
Hire team of investors to diversify remaining $1 billion to grow race prize fund to entice racing teams to compete
Specify restrictions to only allow hybrids

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@VisualMaster
Spend $1 billion over a period of many years financing the organizing of a seasonal racing league
How much do you think motorsport costs? You could scarcely afford a Formula 1 team with that budget

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Snarelure
piss off as many people within the car community as possible.
I'd LS-swap every non-GM sportscar with a large cult following.

Some notable examples:
- RX-7
- Mustang
- Skyline
- NSX
- Ferrari
- Supra
- Lamborghini
- S-Chassis Nissan
- M3 and M5
- 911

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Snarelure
Stance LS swap Lexus LFA

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Ignoramus
LS-swap every non-GM sportscar with a large cult following.
- RX-7
- Mustang
- Skyline
- NSX
- Ferrari
- Supra
- Lamborghini
- S-Chassis Nissan
- M3 and M5
- 911
Already exist

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

jam an LS into an aircooled 911

run a ''propaganda'' campaign revealing issues with the e46 model range

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Nojokur
all of those are improved by it except the rx7 and skyline

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Ignoramus
Can you engine swap my E34? Thanks in advance.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Ignoramus
LS NSX
I actually want this now that you mention it.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

make Matt Farah the president

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Snarelure
3.0 Vulcan swap as many sports cars as possible

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@StrangeWizard
financing the organizing of a seasonal racing league
Im not putting together a team and developing a racecar. The budget would be able to sustain administration and organization costs of running the event for many many years. We'd fulfill a role similar to ACO when they organize Le Mans.

Teams would be incited to race by the large prize fund money, which would be significantly more than other races' prizes, hence the race would allow teams a slightly larger budget to develop hybrids/electrics. The theory is it would attract teams and, being the most rewarding race in the world, international coverage, easily rustling jimmies of the ICE diehards.

Methshot
Methshot

@Gigastrength
incited
Enticed

Skullbone
Skullbone

Develop a line of electric crossovers with a ton of autonomous driving assists that can't be disabled, subsidize the cost as much as possible with remaining funds to flood the market

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Snarelure
buy up all sub $5k shitboxes in my area
crush them

Cash for Clunker's 2.0

FastChef
FastChef

@Snarelure

Buy a 250 GTO straight from some huge and famous collector
LS swap
Watanabe Wheels
Change the Ferrari logo on the side for a Lamborghini
Drift it at D1GP and see japs clapping it so it pisses the rest of the world even more

Techpill
Techpill

@Snarelure
Buy that absurdly expensive classic Ferrari for 10 million, then stance it and put anime stickers on it. Also install one of those flap-exhausts.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Dusenberg Demolition Derby

eGremlin
eGremlin

Buy nice cars
Drive nice cars
Enjoy nice cars
Spend my life racing nice cars
And the most important bit
Gloat about how great my life is online
The eternal salt and envy from poorfags could power a city. No need to destroy anything.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@eGremlin
that's a nice car

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Snarelure
Ls swap and camber a 250 gto

FastChef
FastChef

@Evilember
You are one sick bastard.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Stupidasole
not wanting the two greatest cars of all time combined

takes2long
takes2long

You don't need $5 billion to cause world ending butthurt.

Inmate
Inmate

Buy a Honda Civic. Donate the rest of the money to liberal campaigns in 2020

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Snarelure
Buy a Genovation GXE Electric Corvette for $750,000

Spend $500 and an afternoon LS swapping it

This might actually make more people happy than angry I guess....

Techpill
Techpill

13b swap every v8 car with a cult following.

hairygrape
hairygrape

a stanced f350

Snarelure
Snarelure

@hairygrape
i misread that as "stanced f35" and immediately got the image of a fighter jet scraping the runway.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Snarelure
Electric or Cummins swapped 250 GTO. Also buy up as many McLaren F1's as I can and LS swap them.

girlDog
girlDog

Buy a McLaren F1 and give it to Akira Nakai to modify.

Alternately purchase every privately owned Prius in America and crush them all in front of their previous owners.

Methnerd
Methnerd

LFA V10 swapped into a Pontiac Aztec. Then I would swap some junkyard ls4 into the LFA and make it FWD. Get RWB to ruin a 959. Spend a bunch of money promoting the cars. Take them to SEMA or some shit.

Spend the rest lobbying to make California emissions testing mandatory for the entire country.

FastChef
FastChef

@Snarelure
buy a bike

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@FastChef

Whoa there, Satan

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Snarelure
What is your modus operandi?
What is your modus operandus
What are your modus operandi.
Operandus is singular, operandi is plural.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@VisualMaster
/threading yourself

Firespawn
Firespawn

buy Bugatti
swap LS1
collect salt

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Snarelure

Pissing off Matt Farah.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@VisualMaster
@Gigastrength
tl;dr

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Snarelure
buy an original lancia stratos, stance it, and put a honda motor in it

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@viagrandad
fuck off

happy_sad
happy_sad

drop another nuke on hiroshima
no more mazdas, fanbois :^)

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Snarelure
Matt Farah just gave you five billion dollars
That's enough Veeky Forums for me today.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Fuzzy_Logic
CVT idea is great

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Snarelure
buy every single rotary I can get my hands on
LS swap them and give them away for free except for the best FD of the lot
make it absolutely pristine
put it in a bulletproof glass box in the middle of NYC
keep the box humid as shit and put in a bunch of mice so that everyone is forced to watch it rust away

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Evil_kitten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU2G8adaGk4

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

make an ad campaign for electric cars
talk about how electric cars are so good and all that shit
in the background have an electric train crash into a rare ICE car
different car everytime

Techpill
Techpill

@Snarelure
K12/ CVT transmission swap into a Tesla model S.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Start an equivalent to Rauh-Welt, but way larger and that also hacks up classic Ferraris, Maseratis, muscle cars, etc. to give them gay fender flares, worthless roll cages that can’t pass any tech, all that shit

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

tesla
trump 2020 sticker on the back

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Snarelure
Buy up all of the spotless, fully original, low mileage iconic cars on craigslist and turn them into Donks.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

buy as many r32 gtrs as i can with 4.5 billion dollars that exist in America. probably all of them. Do the same spend remaining funds on miatas

Make them automatic
hire a team to find a way to remove the i6 and put in a miata engine
revive Cash for Clunkers
???
profit

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Snarelure
Research driverless and battery tech

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@GoogleCat
Delish

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@takes2long
Currently being restored by someone who bought it off the pikey.

5mileys
5mileys

@Snarelure
Buy Skyline GTR's and MKIV Supras and start crushing them.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Emberfire
With a gen V LS

FastChef
FastChef

@Snarelure
Pass a bill to have all classics banned from being imported, exported, and modified

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Snarelure
buy every boomer mobile and crush them on my youtube channel.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Snarelure
1. Fund the development of more advanced self driving technology.
2. Lobby the government to implement policy that makes insurance extremely expensive for anyone who has a manually driven car.
3. Continue increasing insurance costs for manually driven vehicles until 99% of people can't afford it anymore, and are forced to buy the latest and greatest in FWD self driving technology.
4. Eventually, lobby governments to ban manually driven cars outright under the guise of safety.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@CouchChiller
wouldn't mind it

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Snarelure
get a bunch of mint boomer mobiles and mint 90s jap shit boxes and swap their motors with each other (leave a few stock). cover the boomer mobiles with anime/memes and the jap shitboxes with flames, Harley Davidson shit, tribal pin striping etc... And then have a crash up derby with most of them. Auction off the stock rare ones and donate proceeds to LGBT groups and random stance fags I find on the street.

Methshot
Methshot

Buy up every single classic muscle car I can get ahold of, preferably running examples in good condition.

Then:
stance
plastidip with various clashing colors like pink, green and bright blue or something
convert them all to fwd
crush the original motors and transmissions, swap in Honda D16s with the corresponding automatic transmissions
fart cans
slap random stickers all over the car
let them get dinged up, scratched, etc
yank out all the interior pieces until only the driver's seat, shifter, steering wheel and gauges remain for "weight saving"
bonus points if you use the steering wheel, driver's seat and shifter from a Honda
purposefully accelerate rusting with salt water spritzing until they all rust away
take my abominations to muscle car events around the country and wallow in boomer tears

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Use money to lobby politicians into banning modified cars and eventually have speed governors at 80 mph

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Snarelure
I guess I'd bribe politicians to ban movement in 3 dimensional space. That'd piss off everyone in the car community, and 99% of everyone else.
tfw everyone is a felon

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Booteefool
Mfw moving though 4 dimensional space/time

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Buy all the 911 classics I can find and sell them at a ridiculously high price.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@iluvmen
keep the box humid as shit and put in a bunch of mice so that everyone is forced to watch it rust away

You sick bastard.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Snarelure
Buy up as much of the polular Veeky Forums cars in the used market as possible
Laser CUT, not etch mlp designs all over them in every nook and cranny possible including the frame, resell on craigslist

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Honda Civic

askme
askme

Buy all r34 GTRs I can
Inform the public I intend to establish R34 dealerships around the United States in 2024
Hire film crew
Buy cargo ship
If theres money for it leftover, put paul walker skyline paintjobs on them.
Do continuous dumps of r34 skylines into deep, unexplorable waters at random places in the ocean over a continuous period of a couple years leading up to 2024.
January 1, 2024 rolls around. Release montage on my dealership networks website that just shows footage of all 12,000 R34 GTRs ever made into the ocean, with 'See You Again' by Wiz Khalifa playing in the background.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

publicly donate the money to subaru

RumChicken
RumChicken

Create a company that specializes in LS-swapping European supercars/sportscars, and then crushing the original car's lap times (and other records) while keeping the rest of the vehicle completely stock.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@viagrandad
I like how you think

Lunatick
Lunatick

buy every existing mr2 and crush them all

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Snarelure

Create a new show starring Chip Foose modifying classic 90's japanese sports cars by incorporating his unique styling queues and swapping v8's into them

It'll be formatted like pimp my ride, where the relatives or wives take their car away without them knowing it for a thorough rework and the monstrosity would be presented to the owner at the end of each episode.

With billions in funding there can be 8 seasons of Chip Foose (with occasional guests like Xzibit) butchering classic Supra's, Rx-7's, GT-R's and others.

For the final season, Chip Foose and his team will feature old Japanese classics from the 70's and 80's.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Carnalpleasure
buy out porsche and immediately start building nothing but fwd cars
I will rape everyone you know to death in front of your very eyes.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@SomethingNew
porsche a shit

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@RavySnake
This. I like this

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Evil_kitten
Elon voted Trump and was on the advisory board, till he left due to Trump pulling out of the Paris agreement

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@w8t4u
Imma let that slide now because I've just found a pic of from you 4 years ago

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Evilember
Lobby government officials to ban all cars.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Contact as many reputed heads of x following, style or cult as I can get my hands on and ask them what they would do with 5 mil and asked to focus on their cultures wants/needs.

Then do the opposite.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Snarelure
spend 1 billion advertising to the car community that i received 5 billion dollars to piss off as many people in the car community as possible.
keep the 4 bil.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Snarelure
Is the "car community" or Veeky Forums?

If it is the car community, I'd lobby for satellite road pricing and speed limits, as well as allow Insurance companies to put extra trackers in cars.

If it is Veeky Forums, I would just convert single AE86, E36 and Miata I can find into electric because electric cars trigger every retard on this board.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Evilember
i dont like you anymore

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I would buy the F1 car Ayrton Senna died in and crush it on international television.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Snarelure
buy the rarest classic vette, take it to vette meet and burn it down
hire a billboard that calls truck owners gay, watch them crumble under insecurity
rotary swap classic muscle car trio
buy some rare ass handbuilt ferrari and rocket bunny it and use it as a drift missile
hard to think how to piss off jap car owners since jap cars are practically made to be a blank canvas.
unless.
buy the rarest and best GTR or whatever jap meme car, weld all its components so it is basically undrivable and unmovable without rebuilding the entire thing and say you're keeping it for future generations to see

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Snarelure
Lobby to increase the 25 year import restriction so it never times out.

Techpill
Techpill

go to pebble beach with a spray bottle full of aircraft remover

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Fried_Sushi
CVT is a great gas saver without any reliability track record that is not fun to drive even with fake shifting impulses
ftfy

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Snarelure
rotary swap all the supercars, or electric

cum2soon
cum2soon

lobby large car companies to get rid of manual transmissions from their vehicles because it is not user friendly

StonedTime
StonedTime

Make it required in every country to have a 24/7 speed and acceleration tracker , showing everyones speed and location on local police offices and patrolling cars screens.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

make all petrol 50% ethanol and ban high octane

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Snarelure
Five billion should buy me the presidency. Ban all none US made cars, all none pushrod V8 engines, limit revs to 3000 and insist all engine components are US made cast iron.

Flameblow
Flameblow

buy every single gtr skyline from japanese auctions
convert them to fwd rotary

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Snarelure
Honda D15 swap on a Ferrari 599, because I needed the Ferrari engine for my stanced FIAT Multipla.

Brap!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@happy_sad
inb4 fuckhuge torque monsters, with a final gear ratio of 8:1 and 12-speed transmissions

Wouldn't mind it desu

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Id buy race tracks and convert them to high kill animal shelters. I like animals but sometimes they deserve to die.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Snarelure
give all 5 billion to tesla

takes2long
takes2long

@Snarelure
Or...

Buy off Volkswagen Audi Gruppe
Admit to faulty uhhhh... Chinese metal for the last 40 yrs
All cars deemed unsafe
Cease production of all cars and parts immediately
Dealerships go bankrupt
Factories go bankrupt
Countries go into recession
But most important of all, VAG owners will be pissed
World with no more TDI, Lambos and Porsches
Utopy!

hairygrape
hairygrape

@takes2long
dont forget no more rufs too

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@hairygrape
This also limits the rufs
@Raving_Cute

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Liberty Walk kit on a real Miura SV

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Crazy_Nice
I meant it was a great suggestion for a way to ruin a 250 gto.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Raving_Cute

That's one way to lose horsepower

whereismyname
whereismyname

Lobby the government that having your seat offset 6 inches to the right of the pedals and having the pedal box rotated 35 degrees off from the seat is far safer in a crash
steering wheel also much safer if it's angled upwards like a bus and is always a bit too far from the seat.

tldr
Ruin the driving position of all future cars making even the best sports car feel like shit and literally hurt to drive.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Snarelure
Host a series of derbies with one-off coachbuilt cars.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Build bicycle lanes everywhere

Take out advertisements everywhere saying new Top Gear is better

Buy Ferrari, say you're going to build a new F40 and make it 4WD electric, saying "F = Ferrari, 4 = 4WD, 0 = zero emissions!"

Buy SAAB name, use it to rebadge Chery cars.

Buy Maserati and rebadge jumped up Dodge produ- wait.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@whereismyname
finally the public will have assess to ergonomics developed over decades of endurance racing

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@happy_sad
rotary swap all the supercars
Screaming quad doritos Supercars is actually not that bad desu

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Emberfire
Cash for clunkers was the most damaging program for the used car market and enthusiast crowd. So many good cheap cars were destroyed and the market prices were inflated like crazy for quite some time.

TechHater
TechHater

@Snarelure
Buy every GTR in existence
Smear shit on them
Send to crusher
Weeb tears cause oceans to rise

Techpill
Techpill

@Snarelure
Buy controlling shares in Ford
Replace all crossovers with rear wheel drive wagons, cheap RWD hatches and AMC style raised sedans
Only engine options are 6L V8s, 8L V12s, and turbodiesel I6s
Special edition hybrid models feature an electric motor coupled to a V16 engine with a sub 10mpg rating
just for shits and giggles, all vehicle sold in redstates feature unremoveable factory installed Hilary and planned parenthood stickers; all vehicles sold in blue states feature unremoveable Trump and NRA stickers

StonedTime
StonedTime

@RavySnake
lmao

5mileys
5mileys

4,999,900,000 to Honda, Toyota, Subaru, Nissan to develop SMALL two door sportscars which harken back as much as possible to the Golden age of Japanese sportscars

$100,000 for someone to fly a bomb plane into mecca

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Snarelure
Ctrl-f 2000gt
0 results
Pretty sure $5billion is enough to buy all the remaining 2000gt’s and then donk the shit out of them

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@CouchChiller
not dorito swapping for ultimate butthurt while keeping good weight distribution

viagrandad
viagrandad

@5mileys
based

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Gigastrength
Pretty sure Senna already crushed it on international television.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Snarelure
use money to buy trucking companies in the EU
stop shipping all soy products
Lots of upset soy boys over there.

Playboyize
Playboyize

ls swap as many supras and skylines as i can

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Id buy up every rare sought-after japanese car ever made, like the eunos cosmo and 2000gt, and install European-market 1.3l diesel engines in everything

RavySnake
RavySnake

corvette zr1
na 13b
22 inch wheels
ebay electric supercharger
non functional lund hood/roof/fender scoops
under body neons
3m chrome trim on every body line
vatozone apc wing
automatic

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Snarelure
2009 Prius with 429 Cobra swap

Stanced to high heaven

Underglow

Mirror shine wheels with low profile tires

Giant Obama face on the hood

Co-exist stickers in at least five different locations

JunkTop
JunkTop

Fiat 1.3 diesel
Prius hybrid setup
Lucas electrics
bmw VANOS
Haldex """""AWD"""""
CVT programmed to "shift" and never take advantage of being a CVT
dashboard is only one giant iPad like a Model 3
4" lift and unpainted plastic body cladding
HIDs retrofitted into reflector housings
Chinese ditchfinder cheap ass tires
unpowered drum brakes all around
gay aftermarket rimz
mexiflush

in a 300SEL gullwing coupe

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Snarelure
PSA-FCA-GM alliance
design MR hot hatch based on corsa/208+ (with engine taking at least half of the trunk)
use custom F1 derived engine thing 1.6 +hybrid + twin VGT hybrid turbo whatever, 550HP, VR6
cylinder deactivation
motherfucking 3 exhausts f1 style
48V electric system
fuckhuge aero (think current year wrc) + some active one
active suspension with road surface scan
dct WITH a clutch pedal
"AI" learns your driving habits
sell at loss
make them as much as possible
camera inside to recognize driver
software "randomly" "fucks up", by putting car into neutral, locking doors, increasing boost pressure and leaning the fuck of AFR
it's more probable, the more calm you drive or if someone besides main driver uses it
it doesn't show up after 4 years
you can't turn turn traction control,abs, esc and other shit off forever, but you can set strength of each one of them
embedded 4TB ssd (remember, sold at loss) logs everything you do. contents dumped during dealer visit
fully encrypted ecu, memory, data transmission, plugs and coils need to be authorized and so every button, pedal or wheel action
new encryption key is generated every 15 minutes
@lostmypassword
Buy Ferrari, say you're going to build a new F40 and make it 4WD electric, saying "F = Ferrari, 4 = 4WD, 0 = zero emissions!"
and it's a 7 seat crossover with self driving capabilities

@JunkTop
nah...too unrealistic
besides 300SELs are "fairly cheap"

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Sharpcharm
I have 5 billion dollars, nothing is unrealistic.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Poker_Star
it's inevitable, think aus/k/

FastChef
FastChef

Make a car that has rear engine front wheel drive, drum brakes all around, automatic only, weighs 4500 pounds, and it's engine is a 60 degree v6. I think I'd make Kia make it for me. I think this car would cause enough butt hurt just by existing

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Evilember
Kill yourself my man

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Boy_vs_Girl
Even better, a show where boomers cars are taken away unknowingly and then riced out.

Imagine the excitement on a boomers face when his prized American classic he's been planning to restore for 20 years is completely overhauled by chip Foose and the crew, and then the crushing disappointment when he sees it fully stanced with an aero kit, eBay flappy exhaust and a b16a swap

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Snarelure
Rotary swapping pristine classic muscle cars and beating the piss out of them at drag shows

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

buy a bunch of 90s weeb mobiles and classic boomer cars lock and them in a field somewhere in the rustbelt

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Poker_Star
*and just lock them (typo)

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Bidwell
True evil

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Snarelure
4cylinder swap into a corvette

stancing a f40 or f50

STi with a evo engine swap

putting a piston engine in an rx7/rx8

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Evil_kitten
Operandi is in the genitive (possessive) case
mode of operation

t. former ap Latin student

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Fuzzy_Logic
The extra axle needs to be some weak shitty solid axle with no aftermarket.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Raving_Cute
Here you go

https://www.engineswapdepot.com/?p=848

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Evilember
He wins, clearly

DeathDog
DeathDog

@SomethingNew
he told me to piss people off, i wouldn't like to do it but i gotta do it senpai

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Snarelure
I buy as many sought after cars as I can and I lock them up boomer style.

FastChef
FastChef

@King_Martha
buy all the cars before crushing them

Methnerd
Methnerd

@girlDog

Sand rail lambo? hell yea.

Snarelure
Snarelure

gold 2003 civic with positive camber, automatic, with a rotary and rear mounted turbos

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Techpill

man I'd love that but yea that would piss off most people.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

The reverse LS-swap.

buy all the corvettes, use sodium silicate on the existing LS engines in them and swap in engines from vehicle such as ;
- RX-7
- Mustang
- Skyline
- NSX
- Ferrari
- Supra
- Lamborghini
- S-Chassis Nissan
- M3 and M5
- 911

TreeEater
TreeEater

A TV show called "I know what I got"
@Crazy_Nice

Boomers compete with each other to see how much profit they can make from selling their rusted yard pieces. In part 1: the objective is to bluff the other boomers in a conversation segment, of how much your shit is worth if repaired and sold at auction. Segment 2 involves follow up of each boomer and what strategies they're using to bullshit you into buying their literal pile of shit. At the end the boomer whose shit was worth the least and sold for the highest price wins.The prize is a pristine '69 challenger with orange paint and black stripes. As the boomer steps closer to get inside it, it explodes, the proceeds from the salvaged parts go to kids in Africa

eGremlin
eGremlin

Buy as many of the rarest, most desirable and most iconic cars I can find, preferably in as poor condition as possible. A quick shopping list:
Ferrari 250 GTO
Ferrari F40
Lamborghini Miura
Ford GT40
Porsche 911
Porsche 916
Porsche 550 Spyder
Jaguar E-type
McLaren F1
AC Cobra
Mercedes 300SL
Honda NSX
Lancia Stratos

Next, I'd go to painstaking (and very public) lengths to restore these cars to pristine condition. I'd make them all look as though they'd just rolled off the production line. Then I'd drain all their engines of oil and take them banger racing.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Toyota 2000GT
Iron Duke swap
Dump exhaust through front fender
Cut springs
19x9.5 1552 Tarmacs, cut fenders to fit, huge spacers
stretch some shitty off brand all seasons
RGB underglow
Supreme x Naruto livery over spray can paint job
5% mirrored tint
HIDs
Voltex wing
full cage, shrek green powder coat with gold flake
Bench seat

Use the rest of the money to do the same to Jaguar E-Types, 300SL Gullwings, Shelby Daytonas, etc. Create an entire fleet.

Hardpark Pebble Beach and call everyone haters.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@GoogleCat
Like this?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Evilember
ALL right , guess you won

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Snarelure

Matt Farah doesn't have 5 billion dollars.

He's lucky he even has 5 dollars.

What a dickhead.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@VisualMaster
P1, LaFerrari and 918 can all drive on the track with no restrictions

MPmaster
MPmaster

@cum2soon
Guy's dad is the COO of Ralph Lauren, he was born with the silveriest of silver spoons.

askme
askme

@viagrandad
This is the worst of the entire thread

RavySnake
RavySnake

@MPmaster
Rich sperm slithers into mommy
Yeah, I'd say that's luck.

WebTool
WebTool

@Fuzzy_Logic

I can already feel the vomit welling in the pit of my stomach.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

buy a Ferrari 250 GTO
strip it down
hire Chrysler engineers to refit it an automatic gearbox
hire Ford engineers to redesign the interior
hire Alfa Romeo engineers to renovate the electrics
hire VW engineers to retrofit an infotainment system
hire Dodge engineers to swap the engine for a Cummins diesel

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Id buy subaru and sell it for a dollar to mitsubishi

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@happy_sad
Jokes on you, they're behind a hill. It's the reason they're one of the few companies there that managed to continue after the bombing

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

1 of 2 things

restart pimp my ride, but with rare and valuable cars instead of shitty beaters

start a company building replica cadillac cimarrons but with the highest grade of automotive technology and materials available today

Booteefool
Booteefool

What about a 3 cylinder hybrid F40?

Or a law that prohibits manufacturers from exceeding 4cylinders and 2liter engines, cvt is mandatory on all new vehicles, all cars have governors that cap your speed at your current country max speed limit

Also, forced induction on a 2l 4pot gives you a 4,000$ or 5% car cost (whichever is higher) penalty

Evilember
Evilember

build a massive road that connects the entire world
dont let anyone use it

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Evilember
five billion dollars

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@VisualMaster
can just connect new parts onto already existing highways then desu

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Buy a XJ220 and install a slightly detuned and brought up to date XJR-9 NA V12, then twin turbo that

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Ignoramus
How much would those tunnels and bridges cost?

farquit
farquit

@Stupidasole
How would you piss off someone with that?

askme
askme

@Crazy_Nice
The Toyota 2000gt???
pls no :(

idontknow
idontknow

@Boy_vs_Girl
More then you can afford, pal

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Boy_vs_Girl
5 billion i reckon

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@TreeEater
I'm sure there already would be a road like that if it would be that easy. The Channel Tunnel cost was £9 billion ($21 billion).

whereismyname
whereismyname

@New_Cliche
ill hire illegals and underpay them

Inmate
Inmate

@Stupidasole

If I could get my hands on you right now you wouldn't be breathing for very long

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Snarelure
LS swap a Skyline and time attack all the race tracks

Flameblow
Flameblow

@CouchChiller

For some reason a Cummins 250GTO seems even worse than swaping a LS in

Even tho Cummins engines are actually good

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Snarelure

Lobby for a global ban on sales and production of all transmission types except CVT

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Snarelure
relaunch Pontiac just to push out a new Aztec

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Nojokur
I would personally contribute 50$.

t. european

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Sharpcharm
Ferrari just announced they're building a SUV
Don't bother replying cause I've already blown the back of my throat out into a wall.

5mileys
5mileys

@TreeEater
dying

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Boy_vs_Girl
how to make a corvette fast

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Buy every Supra, swap in Windsor 5.0

Firespawn
Firespawn

An 80s Chevy 4x4 with a vw 2.o tsi
Just to piss off mostly the cheby pushrodz cult

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Stupidasole
OwO

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@TreeEater
i wish i was a billionaire because i would fund this even if it only made it like 3 episodes and zero profit

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