/utg/ - Undertale general

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

The Prince of Card Games Edition

Previous Timeline: /vg/thread/185661027#p185661027

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-The Game
http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
http://undertale.com/
https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-us/games/undertale/cid=UP3893-CUSA08801_00-TFSHVCUTPS400084 On PS4 and Vita August 15th!
https://www.fangamer.com/products/undertale-ps4-vita Physical and Collector's editions ship late September!

-The Demo
http://undertale.com/demo.htm

-Artbook
http://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk

-Booru
http://under.booru.org/

-Recommendbin
http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebin
http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc

-Fangamebin
http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h

-Steam Group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen

-Flockdraw
http://flockmod.com/undertale

-Zeemap
http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782

-Shimejibin
http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY

All urls found in this thread:
http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
http://undertale.com/
https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-us/games/undertale/cid=UP3893-CUSA08801_00-TFSHVCUTPS400084
https://www.fangamer.com/products/undertale-ps4-vita
http://undertale.com/demo.htm
http://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk
http://under.booru.org/
http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
http://flockmod.com/undertale
http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgQpRvADWNA
https://youtu.be/FdU8oqCbvzo
https://discord.gg/bFEVuuv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZrQialji38
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVA2z_zbWwA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuoN9MesbW0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNd4apsr3WE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMN8fI_Ubmc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNORTpVCgMI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hbnpm-oJ8JA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86i_r_pgkvw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc_ZMxRyWl4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUK9feuJAF8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YxtCKO0Ido
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yebo5ILBMC0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXtub2ry0Zc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA_o7lEs6cc
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHCapkGVoAsMAkE.jpg:orig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B6E0mijV5A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-WP6POdTgY
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHCM9RyU0AE1qKn.jpg:orig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64
https://youtu.be/9RomUbvOGmM
https://picarto.tv/Brobafett
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNQdizB4kL8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd_IOSai3GI&t=10s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd_IOSai3GI
https://youtu.be/FK8LfW5bRww?t=32m16s
http://i.imgur.com/LHhwcAT.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrbZc-J0-Z4
http://archiveofourown.org/works/9921365/chapters/26605401
https://pastebin.com/u/doomtale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B355G56Hzw
https://pastebin.com/u/doomtale
https://pastebin.com/03wzgGqa
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/8-4
http://archiveofourown.org/works/11732460/chapters/26615256
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qyYqO4KYiG
hairygrape
hairygrape

@Fried_Sushi
Foist fo fish
and hopefully a finished chapter sometime today

RumChicken
RumChicken

First for Sneak Peak
"Can I ask something, Asgore?" said Undyne.

"Of course."

"Gerson said earlier how you two didn't talk for fifty years. And it just hit me how I never saw you two talk when I was growing up. Why is that?"

"Oh, it was the war." he said baldly. "He never agreed with it, and made that plain whenever we met."

"So he got in a huff and stopped talking to you? That doesn't sound like him."

"Indeed. It was I who broke off contact."

"Why, because you thought he was wrong?"

"No. Because I knew he was right."

Her eye widened. It wasn't like this was news. It had been plain for years he found it distasteful, and when Toriel had confronted him he denied none of it. Still, this was the first time he had openly acknowledged it in front of her.

"It is a great burden, the duties we choose." continued Asgore, sighing heavily. "Some must be followed through once embarked on, even if it was a mistake to begin. There is no undoing it."

"You... You really regret what we've got now? It wasn't worth it?"

"Well... Monsters are free, and prospering. We have become friends with the humans in spite of it. I have a family..."

It wasn't really an answer.

"So Gerson never talked to you until the barrier broke?"

"Goodness, no. We've been speaking again for a few years now. I thought he would have mentioned it."

"Really? When?!"

"Do recall the first time you, how did you put it, 'knocked me on my butt'?"

The razortooth grin was back. "Yeah! That was awesome! I told Gerson that night and... ohhhh..."

He smiled. "Exactly. The next day he turned up in the throne room as if nothing had happened. I believe you always let him know how your training was?."

"Well he seemed interested in how I was getting on!"

"He still is. He told me that, whatever I had done before, he felt I had done right by you. We talk to each other now and then ever since."

Undyne's face was annoyed, but there was also a trace of being impressed. "That sneaky shell-head!"

JunkTop
JunkTop

/vg/thread/185661027#p185863191

Soft_member
Soft_member

WHERE ARE THE LIZARD TIDDIES???

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Soft_member
Tit her yourself!

5mileys
5mileys

@RumChicken
Or second I guess. Oopsie.

girlDog
girlDog

Are there any Underfell fics worth reading?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@5mileys
mahahaha

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@girlDog
Milka want some fun ones

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@girlDog
'Fade Away' on fanfiction, but it's not finished
some gore, a lot more feels

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

>>185863948
Can I have the hashes for the other 4? I want to collect them all.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Fried_Sushi
We Yu-Gi-Oh now?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@MPmaster
Which undertale is most likely to have a Planeswalker Spark?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@SniperGod
enter the age of fish tiddy

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

THOUSAND GOAT RESTRICT.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@StrangeWizard
Asriel

King_Martha
King_Martha

friiiiiiiiiiiiiisk!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@King_Martha
I don't get it

Emberfire
Emberfire

@King_Martha
what's going on here

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Nude_Bikergirl
toriel's dress looks a bit like ran's, in which chen has short brown hair like frisk's; since they're a bit similar, it's easy to see why ran would mistake frisk for chen at first glance.

really, they want more milf pussy

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Nojokur
most of those names are meaningless to me

Is it a touhou thing?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Carnalpleasure
yeah

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Soft_member
right here

iluvmen
iluvmen

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

Flameblow
Flameblow

@iluvmen
But can the spider defuse the conflict between Don Quixote and the Biscayan?!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

i'll be taking requests now though

SniperGod
SniperGod

@SomethingNew
Frisk and Onionsan "playing around"

Flameblow
Flameblow

@SomethingNew
Kid Asriel stargazing

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@SomethingNew
Asriel flexing!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@SomethingNew
Asgore drinking tea

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@SomethingNew
Mettaton crying

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@SomethingNew
Undyne as Robocop

JunkTop
JunkTop

@King_Martha
I want to grab Ran's butt.

FastChef
FastChef

@SomethingNew
Asgore and a young Undyne celebrating her birthday

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Flameblow
Of course! There is no conflict that cannot be resolved with a little bit of cuteness! The spider is the best at this!

Soft_member
Soft_member

@SomethingNew
Flowey doing a backflip!

SniperGod
SniperGod

@SomethingNew
Draw Muffet. I just wanna see Muffet in your style.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@iluvmen
Accepting the baby spider's spider donut she made herself!
Dying instantly because I poisoned it earlier!
The baby spider being so upset and everyone being angry with her!
Then as a ghost possessing the baby spider's body!
As the baby spider, dunking Shyren into the toilet!
As the baby spider, telling Tsunderplane that she is very ugly and nobody will ever like her!
As the baby spider, doing similar mean things to all the monsters!
Unpossessing the baby spider!
The baby spider not remembering anything but nobody believing it and being even more angry with her and not wanting anything to do with her!
The baby spider crying!

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@iluvmen
I want to arm wrestle the spider.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@King_Martha
ayy

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Fried_Sushi
Is shinki Chara

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Sharpcharm
Fuck yes.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@SniperGod
Seconding.
@Flameblow
Getting Shyren out of the toilet!
Telling Tsunderplane that the spider didn't mean any of it and she is very pretty and loved!
Catching the bully's ghost!
Revealing it to everyone and explaining that happened!
Everyone apologizing to the spider!
Shoving the ghost back into the bully's body!
Scolding the bully for going that far!
Everyone being angry with the bully!
Hugging the spider and telling her that everything will be alright!
The spider being so happy!
@Boy_vs_Girl
With one arm or with three?

Soft_member
Soft_member

I love these two!

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Need_TLC
Three!

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I want to blackmail the spider with a detailed record of her illegal business practices!

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Crazy_Nice
But what if the spider successfully lobbied Asgore to introduce loopholes in the law to enable those practices?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Crazy_Nice
I want to hire a lawyer to find loopholes that would help the spider launder her money!

Soft_member
Soft_member

Everyone in the Underground are incredibly racist towards spiders!

SniperGod
SniperGod

I want to be the loophole in the law that enables illegal business practices

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@SniperGod
I want to be the loophole in the rules of souls and magic and essence that allow the goat to be saved

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Fried_Sushi
When is super bunny hop going to cover this?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Evil_kitten
I want to pay the spider to find a loophole that'd allow the goat to be saved!

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Spazyfool
Cheaper than relying on MTT Soul Substitute Chemo.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Best ship.

Canon post TP.

TreeEater
TreeEater

/vg/thread/185661027#p185834786
Thank you, I had some inspiration!

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Evil_kitten
A horny flower who just loves to fuck

Skullbone
Skullbone

I want to save him

TreeEater
TreeEater

I want to save him

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Goat

Children

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Evil_kitten
Cute!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Would your favourite enjoy the new Ducktales?

I did.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Nude_Bikergirl
Maybe

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Evil_kitten
more?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Nude_Bikergirl
When's it out?

idontknow
idontknow

@Skullbone
The two-part pilot aired today. I think the series proper starts in September.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@idontknow
Thank yooou.

5mileys
5mileys

do a true pacifist run
before the end, restart the game
do a genocide route without saving
before reaching the end, restart the game again and load your save
continue the true pacifist route as if nothing happened

happy_sad
happy_sad

@5mileys
Okay but why though

I mean I get not completing Genocide but TP has none of those connotations.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@happy_sad
I just think it's really weird to think about how you can interrupt your pacifist run to do horrible things and continue where you left off without starting it over. It messes with the flow of the pacifist story.
I don't think there's a good way to "fix" that, mind you. But it's weird.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@happy_sad
Guess it's weird that you can do genocide and TP without resetting.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Would you still love your fave if they were eight and started a war with North Korea?

girlDog
girlDog

@Flameblow
here you go user! https://i.imgur(.)com/bcF8cVS.jpg

i'd rather not resize it since it'd lose quality, but, it's a huge picture. asriel's cute as fuck and i would ___hug___ the goat son.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@girlDog
Based. Totally didn't expect colour. Thanks Stingray!

StonedTime
StonedTime

@girlDog
That's cute. Thanks mate.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Nude_Bikergirl
Scrooge hears an ancient legend about the "Dreamer Treasure of Ebott" and goes to investigate

Potential

Firespawn
Firespawn

@StrangeWizard
Is a Duck soul as good as a Human soul

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@girlDog
https://i.imgur(.)com/bcF8cVS.jpg
That's some good shit right there.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@iluvmen
But can the Spider identify which hand has the penny!?

girlDog
girlDog

@StrangeWizard
It's time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgQpRvADWNA

Evilember
Evilember

@Firespawn
You'd probably have to assume that Disney Universe Sapient Animals are "human" for the purpose of Undertale soul rules.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Evilember
Frisk is a duck
Chara was a mouse
This just makes Flowey even dumber/more mentally messed up

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Evilember
I can't believe we wen't through this whole adventure for some fucking flower

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@girlDog
Holy shit Stingray. I half expected you to have chickened out but I certainly didn't expect you to go fucking all out with colors and stuff.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@iluvmen
No!

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@girlDog
hey thats pretty good

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

A Phoenix Wright mashup with God of Hyperdeath Asriel playing the role of Miles Edgeworth

[spoiiler]I'm sorry[/spoiler]

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@girlDog
Whats with the link?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@VisualMaster
https://youtu.be/FdU8oqCbvzo

Skullbone
Skullbone

@girlDog
https://discord.gg/bFEVuuv come in if you want

WebTool
WebTool

Daily reminder that Pumpkin is still a treasure

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@WebTool
Indeed

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Dreamworx
2004 Cornered > Keep Pressing On > 2001 Cornered > Overtaken > Caught > Questioned

Haven't played Spirit yet

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Your favorite now develops a crippling disability and will now need your help constantly! Are you man enough to stay by their side?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Deadlyinx
I would hope I would be, but I fear the stresses involved would crush me. I'd definitely try to establish healthy support networks both for him and myself so we don't have to go through it alone.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Deadlyinx
Without question.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@BinaryMan
Both of Investigations themes are spectacular if you haven't heard them already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZrQialji38
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVA2z_zbWwA

Emberfire
Emberfire

@lostmypassword
Oh yeah, AAI2's is my jam
AAI1's is good, but I prefer their "truth revealed" theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuoN9MesbW0

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Fuzzy_Logic
I'll tell the spider to go easy on you, then. You're underestimating the power of the spider's cuteness!
@cum2soon
Definitely! Every thing in existence has its own unique cuteness signature! The spider is able to sense this signature even through visual obstructions! Nothing can be hidden from the spider!
@Sir_Gallonhead
It's a confirmed fact! Scientists have conducted countless tests to the point that it's undeniable! You'll just have to accept it, like it or not!

FastChef
FastChef

@Deadlyinx
He wouldn't be the first.

DeathDog
DeathDog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNd4apsr3WE
It's me or i hear sans voice

TechHater
TechHater

@Stupidasole
No. Don't make it easy

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@TechHater
Okay, then. It's your funeral.

girlDog
girlDog

@GoogleCat
Man found dead today, Crushed through table and floor.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@girlDog
No, no! Not literally! It's a figure of speech!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@girlDog
ECDUB

massdebater
massdebater

@Burnblaze
@Evil_kitten
@Skullbone
never ever

w8t4u
w8t4u

@iluvmen
Fresh spider from Pixiv.
Everything is going to change come Aug. 15.
There might be too many fresh spiders for me to handle.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@massdebater
I'll nuke u again u cheeky dog

viagrandad
viagrandad

when

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Skullbone
He got to see the world, user. That's more than any of us could hope for.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Hey user, ready to hit the party?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@w8t4u
Adorable! I must hug that spider! Thanks!
Oh dear! I need to prepare my heart first!

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Skullbone
I'm having an existential crisis over a snowman.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@GoogleCat
Your mascara is running again. It makes you look like an emo.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Ignoramus
God user stop being such a bitch

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Skullbone
You could be right, but...

SniperWish
SniperWish

@JunkTop
I can't believe Asriel's trail of dust combined with golden flowers and humans' determination on the surface and created an army of Floweys

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@CouchChiller
user I think you have an addiction. Best lay off the spider hugs for a little while.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@SniperWish
Now Frisk and Rosey must team up and defeat all the Floweys and their human counterparts. Just like my animes!

5mileys
5mileys

@Stark_Naked
You might be right. How about spider kisses instead? Those are good too!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMN8fI_Ubmc

post your favourite and what you're listening to

farquit
farquit

@Harmless_Venom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNORTpVCgMI

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Harmless_Venom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hbnpm-oJ8JA

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

/vg/thread/185661027#p185859828
Frick is a pokemon again.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86i_r_pgkvw

Lunatick
Lunatick

@VisualMaster
Someone needs to trim that goat.

farquit
farquit

@Lunatick
Go get him user!

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@farquit
It's time.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Harmless_Venom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc_ZMxRyWl4

happy_sad
happy_sad

@farquit
Kingdom Hearts OST is always pretty good.

@Bidwell
What a neat MAD! Thanks for sharing.

@hairygrape
Love the medieval feel that song has.

FastChef
FastChef

@MPmaster
Bachara actually seems kinda like a neat idea desu. Wonder who'd be Marik and Kaiba

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@GoogleCat
You know, for all the ridiculous nonsense this fandom has given us - the twink Asriel porn is bretty gud

Kinda wish there were more pics/flashes of him taking cock up the butt

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Harmless_Venom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUK9feuJAF8

hairygrape
hairygrape

@SniperGod
here's a muffet, at least, the best i got

sai 2 crashed on me just when i was about to save it and recovering the file from the temp resulted in a corrupted file. it's disappointing to say the least, since it was going to be a full piece

askme
askme

@hairygrape
forgot it, fuck here

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@CouchChiller
Very nice and relaxing.

Inmate
Inmate

@CouchChiller
Nice and relaxing. I think I'll look into that album!

hairygrape
hairygrape

@CouchChiller
This is really nice and relaxing, I'll have to add it to my music player post-haste

Soft_member
Soft_member

@viagrandad
never ever

MPmaster
MPmaster

@askme
Nice spooder stingray!

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Harmless_Venom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YxtCKO0Ido

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Harmless_Venom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yebo5ILBMC0

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

this pot is judging you for your sins

eGremlin
eGremlin

@CouchChiller
I'd fuck Logan desu

iluvmen
iluvmen

I don't hate Sans today

Skullbone
Skullbone

@iluvmen
I still don't like Toriel

idontknow
idontknow

@eGremlin
Thinking that one day, you will meet Hugh Jackman in an orgy
it fills you with determination

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Skullbone
shut up dadfag

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@askme
Nice spider!
@Inmate
@hairygrape
Cool. Touhou music is really good, and the countless remixes from nearly every genre make it even better. It doesn't take much searching to find something very enjoyable.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@idontknow
I meant Logan as in the comic book character but I guess that works as well

cum2soon
cum2soon

Things that shouldn 't fill you with determination

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@CodeBuns
t.Charafag

Lunatick
Lunatick

This is why Whimsunfags are literally the worst

Emberfire
Emberfire

@cum2soon
Knowing that one day my tabletop party will get their ass kicked by Frisk.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@SniperGod
That song feels so... complicated? The melody is happy, but the lyrics are really depressing.

@StonedTime
Groovy! Are all of Caravan Palace's songs like that?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Canon

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Emberfire
Same group with the Flowey?
Frisk a secret boss?
I don't know how tabletop works.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Bidwell
Same group with Flowey. This Frisk is basically Souless Pacifist unbeknownst to my group, but they won't snap and go full edgelord again without a specific trigger.

Tabletop is basically playing pretend, but you have one guy that acts as the narrator and character creation rules that dictate how good someone is at what. If you've ever played a traditional JRPG, you already have a general idea how it works, the difference being the next areas immediately change based on your actions as the narrator / game master has to change their plans to adapt to what you've done.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Harmless_Venom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXtub2ry0Zc

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Tonight is a super bright meteor shower!
Make sure to watch it while thinking of your favorite.

5mileys
5mileys

@Stupidasole
I wish i had you as a friend.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Garbage Can Lid
@TurtleCat
Determination is Unbreakable?

FastChef
FastChef

What the fuck is this and why is it so anime?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA_o7lEs6cc

Inmate
Inmate

@FastChef
AIDS.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Soft_member
This still hurts.
Pucci is such a rage quitting faggot.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@eGremlin
Yeah Caravan Palace songs are all really catchy and Jivey.
Would dance with Asriel to those rad beats.

idontknow
idontknow

I wanna hold the lizard!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Poker_Star
Wholesome post.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@lostmypassword
Toothsome roast

RumChicken
RumChicken

@lostmypassword
@King_Martha
Bumsome toast

Evilember
Evilember

@lostmypassword
@King_Martha
@RumChicken
The Host With The Most.

WebTool
WebTool

@idontknow
I want to cuddle intimately with the lizard!

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Garbage Can Lid
@WebTool
How tall is Alphys?

takes2long
takes2long

@Fried_Sushi
Some anons say that she is around 4.5 ft, while I think that she would measure a few feet taller if she weren't continually leaning over in game. Also, one of my headcanons is that her boob size is DD.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@takes2long
Both of those make sense. I like big tiddy lizard.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@TreeEater
Yes

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Fried_Sushi
Undertale is now on my PS4. Any way to check the trophies early? I'm extremely curious

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Evilember
The Ghost Host with the Most

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@TurtleCat
Do you think most Sansfags are aware of other characters existing aside from maybe Papyrus?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Asgore
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHBmHBWUQAAiRWq.png:orig
Toriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHCM9RyU0AE1qKn.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHBcxvGU0AEQVYb.jpg:orig
Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHCdqWYUMAAFCzA.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DG_JltuUQAAfumC.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DG_JltvVwAAVsW2.jpg:orig
Chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DG_6B87VYAQhyaO.png:orig
Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHFEP-mXYAAj6vd.jpg:orig
Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHD76x-UMAEWUyC.jpg:orig
Papyrus
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DG_-eo5UIAIMjPV.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DG-o1wOVoAA_7T1.jpg:orig
Gaster
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHCchO8UIAEaFX8.jpg:orig
Undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DG3Bm0hVoAABD3x.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DG9jnoIUQAA5iz3.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHCWSh-V0AA80uo.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHEx18pVwAAzEQ-.jpg:orig
MTT
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHCVebGUIAAvpsy.jpg:orig
Napstablook
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DG_6cCRVYAA2QOF.png:orig
Muffet
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DG3BmzcVoAEIuwv.png:orig
skeletons
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DG9WW2mUIAA_Nj9.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DG3Bm1CV0AAQFRh.png:orig
MTT x Burgerpants
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHArH66UQAAgN-6.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHArJCnV0AE1-tY.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHDT5WyUQAAfuc5.jpg:orig
MTT x Napsta
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHFFRXXUIAANS7v.png:orig
Asriel x Chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHB3Cj9U0AAwC5V.jpg:orig
fishlizard
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHAdo28VwAE-XF5.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGy_0yyUwAAIuNa.jpg:orig
humans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DG8j0pcUAAAk8JS.jpg:orig
Storyshift Chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHB0lj_U0AQzA2C.jpg:orig
underfell MTT
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHBA1IoUAAAojaT.jpg:orig
Sans AU
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHCapkGVoAsMAkE.jpg:orig

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Fuzzy_Logic
Thanks for the art, user!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@PackManBrainlure
No.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

It's coming out, it seems.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Do you think in any of the AUs where one the goats takes Sans' place, they've threatened the human with a ba-a-a-a-ad time?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Gigastrength
You are doing a good job user of breaking my heart

w8t4u
w8t4u

@kizzmybutt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B6E0mijV5A
I was just listening to this on repeat to get the idea of it all,.

FastChef
FastChef

page 9 goatdad save because I can't sleep

girlDog
girlDog

@Stupidasole
why sad lizard

Lunatick
Lunatick

@girlDog
She has a reptile dysfunction.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Lunatick
I chuckled

Nojokur
Nojokur

@girlDog
The artist's description said "confession."

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Nojokur
That would be a solid foundation for sad lizard, certainly

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Nojokur
That she stole Sans's research and killed Gaster and knowingly made Asriel into a flower and tortured him and brainwashed Undyne with determination and made Papyrus autistic so Sans will have to work 38 sextillion jobs?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Sir_Gallonhead
No, that she took the last soda

Supergrass
Supergrass

My boyfriend broke up with me after I had a panic attack.

I love undertale its fun.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Supergrass
I'm sorry user. I hope you feel better.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Supergrass
I'm sorry, user. You deserve someone more supportive.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Flameblow
@Sir_Gallonhead
equally monstrous

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Stark_Naked
Well she's a monster

Emberfire
Emberfire

@askme
I think it's a really fun drawing! Neat style.

Thanks Sting.

@Harmless_Venom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-WP6POdTgY

RumChicken
RumChicken

Drawing on a tablet felt weird.
...If the Wii U even counts as a tablet

whereismyname
whereismyname

Do you ever just get tired of being lewd and just want to do something comfy
instead

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@RumChicken
Why make such an effort to draw his nose in an ugly way when you could draw like two or three lines and it'd work better?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@whereismyname
Sometimes, but I'm usually either horny af or depressed and don't feel like doing anything.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@whereismyname
Yeah. That's when I play videogames instead.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Fuzzy_Logic
Thank you!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHCM9RyU0AE1qKn.jpg:orig
I really like this.
Is it you? Are you back?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Illusionz
___ _ __ yeah___ ____ _

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Fuzzy_Logic
It's good to see this happening again, thanks.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

evil flow

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Spazyfool
This may be his most diabolical deed yet.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@LuckyDusty
he then repeats it 500 quintillion times just to get Frisk wet over an over again

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Spazyfool
He needs to be PUNISHED.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@hairygrape
punishment too severe, appeal has been filed

Illusionz
Illusionz

@New_Cliche
Appeal denied.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Can You Really Call This a Punishment, He Didn't Endure Anything He Didn't Want.

massdebater
massdebater

@Sharpcharm
No, but he'll pretend it's one anyway

whereismyname
whereismyname

hey, I'm making a new /utg/ thread simulator, this one will have more jokes and I'll take more time on it so yay

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@whereismyname
Cool, I enjoyed the last one.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@whereismyname
Good luck!

Methnerd
Methnerd

@whereismyname
Yesss

iluvmen
iluvmen

@whereismyname
It better not be half namefag posts this time

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@iluvmen
but user, half of everyone here is a namefag, its hard.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@VisualMaster
Two posters maybe three if you count the fact that Twitteranon seems to back
Half the thread
Think again, sweetie

viagrandad
viagrandad

@VisualMaster
Half of the posts were your own, don't include your own posts and you'll be good.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@eGremlin
I'm rather worried that the thread seems more accepting to namefagging againg, it signals a downward spiral

Booteefool
Booteefool

@King_Martha
more accepting
What? The only namefags that posted here were content creators and of those there were like 3 of them

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Nude_Bikergirl
@Fuzzy_Logic
Good to see you back, man.

happy_sad
happy_sad

In this thread we love and appreciate lizards.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

In this thread we leave and appropriate lizards.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64

This but with Asgore training Undyne or Undyne training Papyrus, when?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@whereismyname
You know, you could go back in the archives and record all that crazy WORSHIP lunacy that used to occur for one.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@PackManBrainlure
Is this Toriel after she found out what he did as Flowey and decided that if he wasn't her true son anymore so shes punishing him

girlDog
girlDog

@happy_sad
No she's just drunk again

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Do you think Asriel would have grown out a bitching beard like Asgore or would he have kept his facial hair short?

Can they even shave because of their fur?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Carnalpleasure
He would have grown a beard in his mature years, as is tradition.

iluvmen
iluvmen

I made it.

Its even shorter then the first one, but I promised more jokes and I did.

farquit
farquit

here you go

https://youtu.be/9RomUbvOGmM

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@farquit
I personally think I did a shit job on this one.

Today isn't great for me at the moment, I had to rush this.

more then the other

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Fuzzy_Logic
I had to rush this.
I don't get it you do this on your own free time, nobody even asked you, why would you rush it?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Skullbone
why would you rush it

Because I'm a fucking lazy subhuman that's why.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@farquit
Don't rush it man, quality over quantity I want my /utg/ memes to be fresh.

5mileys
5mileys

@cum2soon
rush it
lazy

bizarro is that you?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

The ratings!

SniperGod
SniperGod

@RumChicken
I like it.
Good job.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Tfw thinking of your favorite is the only thing to make the pain go away.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@cum2soon
hey dude, should I make a /utg/ community channel where you can post your thread sim and stuff.

Y'know, anything to keep the fucking general alive.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Have a goat.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@DeathDog
He is a good goat

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@DeathDog
he a cute goat

Methshot
Methshot

@DeathDog
He is a good coat

likme
likme

@DeathDog
love that goat

Emberfire
Emberfire

@DeathDog
Have a better goat!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Emberfire
I can't choose whether Tori or Asriel is better then the other, so I just think both goats are the best.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Stark_Naked
All three goats have their good parts!

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Emberfire
I like asriel more but that is still a nice Goat.
@likme
@Methshot
@Fuzzy_Logic
@Bidwell
I didn't draw it, thank you though.
Drew this one though.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Do you think Frisk succeeded because they were broken, on a fundamental, human level?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Firespawn
They wanted to kill themselves so probably.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@JunkTop
Sad Goat

Want to cheer him up

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Firespawn
They succeeded because they were determined to get monster dick

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Firespawn
As in, sparing people rather than killing them, falling down, or what?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Firespawn
probably depends a lot of how cynically you want to view the game

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Stark_Naked
Please don't namefag again, you were doing so well up to now

Supergrass
Supergrass

@DeathDog
To be fair even the TP ending is cynical.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Burnblaze
On any run, but especially genocide and TP. How can you only love or hate, SPARE or ATTACK, to ERASE or to SAVE?

How did they succeed when all others failed?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@happy_sad
Because they're a child and all children literally haven't physically developed the organs to make Morally gray decisions?

By your definition all children are "Broken" which I mean, there is truth to that.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Supergrass
I wouldn't really call it cynical, but rather just bittersweet and somewhat on the nose to tie things off quickly (like Alphys). The really cynical would be if the post-credits immediately had scenes of monster dust, just to drive home how useless it was to free them.

@happy_sad
To be fair, you can beat everyone within an inch of their lives and spare them, it's a completely legit way of playing the game. Frisk was probably just more determined than the rest. The fact that they were the last soul needed probably changed things as well, otherwise you wouldn't have had the Omega fight, Hyperdeath etc. Determination and circumstance, cheesy as that may be.

Bidwell
Bidwell

okay guys I made a new proper youtube account where I'll post the thread simulators, I'm becoming a bit dedicated to these little videos.

It could even be a community channel, if you guys want.

What do you think?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Bidwell
sure sounds cool

Techpill
Techpill

@haveahappyday
I meant more of the fact that Asriel went on about how the Surface is worse than the underground, and that there so many Floweys up there as well.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@hairygrape
literally haven't physically developed the organs to make Morally gray decisions?
I don't understand what you mean, unless this is some obscure reference to wisdom teeth. By all means children make morally gray decisions all the time, they just often don't yet understand the full implications of what they're doing.

FastChef
FastChef

@Techpill
That's not really cynical though, at least not overall. He wouldn't know that, Chara never talked much about their hatred for humanity and Asriel's experience doesn't extend much beyond his own murder, at most he's just trying to pass on a warning that blindly trusting and loving everyone might not be the best idea, which he of course would know by this point.

Inmate
Inmate

@TalkBomber
Frontal lobe bullshit and not understanding the impact of your choices shouldn't count as being able to make a reasonable and thought out choice.

Evilember
Evilember

@happy_sad
How did they succeed when all others failed?
beats me

but do you have any more charisk

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Evilember
nope, never even heard of that pairing

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@FastChef
I see what you mean, alright. Thanks.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Evilember
Unfortunatly, my hard drive went bad and I lost a good deal of my collection. That being said, I had some of my stuff backed up.

Methshot
Methshot

@GoogleCat
sleeping with long-sleeves

barbaric

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Methshot
Sometimes it's cold, especially when mom adopts like 8 kids and has to take care of all of them.

farquit
farquit

I don't like Chara.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@farquit
I like you.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

https://picarto.tv/Brobafett

Doing a shitty channel banner for /utg/ if you fags wanna watch

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Garbage Can Lid
Thanks.

I like you too.

eGremlin
eGremlin

I'm starting to think even Chara is a better person than me.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@eGremlin
Trying to compare people as "better" or "worse" is silly. Everyone is far to complex for binary measurements like that.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Snarelure
At least chara has fans

happy_sad
happy_sad

@eGremlin
@Snarelure
@RavySnake

no arguing, just post cute pics

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@RavySnake
You'd really want fans like Chara has?

@happy_sad
I don't trust that this isn't cropped porn

idontknow
idontknow

@happy_sad
k
@CouchChiller
It actually isn't, but the artist who drew it usually draws porn.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@CouchChiller
I don't trust that this isn't cropped porn
i don't think it is, but this artist has made a LOT of chara + frisk porn, at least from what found

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@happy_sad
Well, to begin with, it's not the fact that they could reset. We know at least some of the humans before Frisk had the ability to warp time too, and Asgore still dunked them. I see two main possibilities.

The likely one is Asgore's reluctance to fight Frisk. Toriel and Asgore share a lot of similarities, including the fact that they're both stupidly strong compared to most monsters and are clearly holding back when fighting you. From this, we could argue that they both change their behavior upon seeing the final human. We know Toriel finally puts her foot down when she realizes what your death would mean, so Asgore may have had serious second thoughts for the same reason. This idea is supported by the game's code reducing Asgore's ATK and DEF every round. Frisk wasn't particularly special; Asgore was pulling his punches.

Another, more headcanon idea, is Chara giving Frisk a hybrid power boost. Ignoring all the crap about Chara being a demon or the narrator, it's pretty clear that Chara has some sort of direct connection to Frisk on all routes. Their souls are the same color. The game starts on Chara's grave. Frisk has dreams of Chara's memories. And more importantly, it's Chara's name on the save file, and that name doesn't change after learning about Frisk. If Chara and Frisk somehow combined, such as through the hybrid soul dust poured on Chara's body, then Frisk would become significantly stronger. (Consider how strong Flowey is with only determination and soul dust.) That would give Frisk an edge over the other kids for beating Asgore.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@CouchChiller
You'd really want fans like Chara has?
I just want someone to talk to

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Law of Narrative Casualty: Frisk succeeded because they're the protagonist. The other children did not succeed because they weren't the protagonist. The other children needed to die to establish that Frisk has a challenge to deal with, because succeeding despite low probabilities is more satisfying, narratively speaking.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

The emotionally stunted white child and the emotionally stunted brown child are cute together!

Supergrass
Supergrass

@haveahappyday
Frisk succeeded because they're the protagonist.
they're the protagonist

I don't see their name on it.

Skullbone
Skullbone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNQdizB4kL8

iluvmen
iluvmen

Patience is a cutie, and is also best SOUL.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Skullbone
I don't get it.

Why do you keep posting this blank post?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@iluvmen
Justice would ride you cowgirl style tho

Nojokur
Nojokur

FUCKING CHARAFAGS

t. brobafett

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Post smiles of characters that you're protecting

Soft_member
Soft_member

@LuckyDusty
Everyone is under my protection.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Soft_member
no chill drake
no Snowdrakes dad
no Snwdrakes mom
I'm a little sad

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Bidwell
Little bit of news.

A cool drawfag is making some channel art for the channel, its going to have everything utg is.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Lunatick
They took the photo and are also protected

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@PackManBrainlure
If we're talking about /utg/ sansfags, yes. If we're talking about the tumblr ones, no.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

The best way to write Chara is to confine them to the backstory.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Post your comfiest shit

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@haveahappyday
This is Doggo to Greater Dog. The human has been captured. The doll trap worked perfectly.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Raving_Cute
Fortunately...

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@haveahappyday
That's the narrative reason, but it's not the in-story reason. You should usually have both.
You can mix them, but even Terry Pratchett did that only sparingly. I've found no indication of narrative causality in Undertale.

likme
likme

accidentally change theme from Tomorrow to Photon
eyes die

viagrandad
viagrandad

@FastChef
We have the exact same filename for that exact image.

What does it mean?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@viagrandad
I inspired you

girlDog
girlDog

oh yeah and here's the original /utg/ thread simulator, I reuploaded it to a new /utg/ centred channel I made.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd_IOSai3GI&t=10s

happy_sad
happy_sad

Would you still love your fave if they were 8 and you knew they were hurt in the past and made a fist and raised your hand at them as a joke and they were so humorless they cowered in fear and cried and wet their pants

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@King_Martha
Probably.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@happy_sad
My fave doesn't fear communism.

Inmate
Inmate

@happy_sad
I don't need reminders of my past.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Spamalot
I couldn't help myself

TreeEater
TreeEater

@eGremlin
Thank you I need this.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@w8t4u
I don't get this one?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Sir_Gallonhead
the raised fist is one of the most well known communistic symbols of the 20th century, other than the hammer and sickle and the red star.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Raving_Cute
Sometimes it's better to just roll with things, lest you want to end up with midichlorians

likme
likme

@LuckyDusty
This smile is precious to me.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@BinaryMan
kek

WebTool
WebTool

Help
A few days ago someone posted a /utg/ simulator but I couldn't look at it at the time. Now it looks like it's been deleted. What happened to it? Why was it taken down? Is it saved somewhere else or reuploaded?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@WebTool
It's literally a few posts above yours @girlDog

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@PackManBrainlure
FUCK, I'M BLIND
I didn't read the rest of the thread. Thanks.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@WebTool
I made a new /utg/ community channel, its not really fully up yet, put I reuploaded the thread sim here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd_IOSai3GI

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@whereismyname
WORSHIP!

Booteefool
Booteefool

you think he ever got too rough for Chara?

Booteefool
Booteefool

post your favorite quote

Evilember
Evilember

Gonna eat out your favorite!

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Booteefool
Strength lies not in defence but in attack.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Booteefool
He's a softie. He was probably too gentle at times. Chara, though, may very well have gotten too rough sometimes.

@Evilember
Hey, that's MY job!

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Booteefool
Favorite is this
A strange light fills the room.
Twilight is shining through the barrier.
It seems your journey is finally over.
You are filled with DETERMINATION.

Second favorite is Undyne's whole pre-undying speech

and third favorite is the one you posted

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Booteefool
I can't possibly pick just one.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Evilember
Go ahead and try, there's nothing to eat anymore.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Getting ready to sleep.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Booteefool
considering the majority of this artist's stuff has Chara initiating, probably not

Playboyize
Playboyize

@eGremlin
I still wonder what would happen if you had the option of trying to leave while Toriel was asleep.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Evilember
You couldn't.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Methnerd
I can't believe Toby got away with that

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@New_Cliche
Why not?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Methnerd
Ice Papyrus

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Stupidasole
It was a different time

I'm more shocked that he got away with Asgore's rant about keeping monster kind pure and how they were the master race destined to inherent the world

5mileys
5mileys

@Garbage Can Lid
He no longer has genitalia.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@5mileys
I'll kiss him so hard he fuckin cooms

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@5mileys
wrong

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@5mileys
the nips believe otherwise

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Fuzzy_Logic
flowey looks fucking sexy in those glasses

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@5mileys
Flowey IS genitalia. Plant genitalia.

idontknow
idontknow

@Burnblaze
no wonder he's a dick

WebTool
WebTool

@idontknow
If he's a male flower at least he got to keep his gender identity.

It would really suck if, on top of soullessness and trauma, he also had to deal with gender dysphoria.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@StonedTime
kissing people on their reproductive organs can certainly cause that
his face is a one obviously
kisses would be like bjs to him

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@WebTool
male flower

I thought flowers have both genders? That's how pollination works.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Fried_Sushi
I'm not sure. It might vary from species to species.

idontknow
idontknow

@Fried_Sushi
nips are pretty mixed whether flowey gets fugged or he does the fugging

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I'd like to say that people wanting to fuck a flower is the weirdest thing I've seen, but it isn't.

FastChef
FastChef

@idontknow
Is this cropped

askme
askme

@FastChef
no idea, but possible

DeathDog
DeathDog

@FastChef
I want to make a pun about crop fields but I can't be bothered

Nojokur
Nojokur

@DeathDog
CHEM TRAILS

TechHater
TechHater

@Sharpcharm
I would say that the weirdest thing I seen is the fandom's tendency to fuck the skells by giving them magically summoned glowing organs. Not just the concept itself, but the trend. The fact that is caught on so much that it's not even just ecto-dicks anymore, but it can be anything. Even ecto-wombs and ecto-boobs, which can respectively get pregnant and lactate.

It's beautiful, and I'm not even a skellfag.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TechHater
And to think that started as a weird joke on /utg/

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@TechHater
Yeah jelly bodysuits are kinda weird but I'm a fan of the lightsaber cocks

WebTool
WebTool

@TechHater
@Sharpcharm
You guys are like babies

At lease those things move around and have defined shapes

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BinaryMan
I'm pretty sure fangirls came up with lightsabers all on their own.

Never underestimate the creativity of the horny.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Sharpcharm
flowers literally look the way they do as a means to draw in other species to them, namely bees and stuff
it is perfectly okay to like them, they try so hard

DeathDog
DeathDog

@TechHater
I wanted to fuck Papyrus once but ecto-anything really bore no relevance to it, I agree that it's a weird trend.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@TechHater
That is definitely a highlighted weirdness of mine.

@WebTool
You guys are like babies
How? I said I've seen weirder.

@Nojokur
gushing
Oh jeez

iluvmen
iluvmen

@TechHater
Nobody does sensitive bones anymore and it pisses me off.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Nojokur
Oh yeah I bet that plant thing likes that mmmmmmmmm.

Look how wet it got. Just from being squeezed for a second.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@WebTool
what do you mean
I might not want to really know what you do mean

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Wanting the fuck Asgore is weirder than wanting to fuck Papyrus or Sans

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@haveahappyday
buff furry dudes are weirder than skeletons who don't even have cocks

Hi there, /a/ crossboarder!

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@haveahappyday
Asgore has bepis. He doesn't need for you to invent lightsabers for him.

farquit
farquit

@haveahappyday
Maybe if you're if a guy. Flirting yourself up the food chain is vanilla as fuck.

5mileys
5mileys

@CodeBuns
implying its weird to want to fuck Ainz

TreeEater
TreeEater

drinking three different caffeinated drinks at once
It's possible that I may have a problem.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@haveahappyday
Yes, agreed. He is definitely too old for a sexual.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@farquit
Love this comic.

@TreeEater
People drank coffee a lot during a time when heart attacks were at an all time high. Stop doing that.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@TreeEater
Those ears are unreasonably weird.

And don't feel too bad, I got drunk last night and ate 7 bars of dark chocolate.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@haveahappyday
Is there anything weird about wanting to be erotically shocked by lizard booby ?

girlDog
girlDog

@TreeEater
Hows it working for ya

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Poker_Star
t. Chara

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@PurpleCharger
Not far from a resurrected Chara desu

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Ignoramus
Another, more headcanon idea, is Chara giving Frisk a hybrid power boost. Ignoring all the crap about Chara being a demon or the narrator, it's pretty clear that Chara has some sort of direct connection to Frisk on all routes. Their souls are the same color. The game starts on Chara's grave. Frisk has dreams of Chara's memories. And more importantly, it's Chara's name on the save file, and that name doesn't change after learning about Frisk. If Chara and Frisk somehow combined, such as through the hybrid soul dust poured on Chara's body, then Frisk would become significantly stronger. (Consider how strong Flowey is with only determination and soul dust.) That would give Frisk an edge over the other kids for beating Asgore.
You're just fantasizing about a potential hard mode, aren't you?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I came across a dog yesterday called Chara. Don't know if that's the right spelling. I wanted to find out its gender but didn't catch it.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Lord_Tryzalot
Lets be friends.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Poker_Star
The fluff is extraordinary.
I'd call you a monster but dark chocolate is totally different from milk chocolate. It is fine.
@viagrandad
It doesn't correlate like that in actual studies between coffee consumption and heart diseases.
@girlDog
Like any legal and socially accepted addiction.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@DeathDog
Frisk is for hard things

WebTool
WebTool

@DeathDog
It is a convenient way to make hard mode canon, but the theory came first. It all started with how Frisk managed to exit the barrier at the end of Neutral, the easiest answer being they were already strong enough to cross it to begin with.

Cheating the demon post-genocide via hard mode when?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@eGremlin
That is a catastrophic mistake you would be making.
@CouchChiller
It's more how long they are, it makes him look like a bunny.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@CouchChiller
why do so many artists draw asriel with a red & white soul? aren't boss monster souls just white and upside-down?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@happy_sad
are you this new?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@eGremlin
not partners

@Fuzzy_Logic
I'm not new but I've not seen an answer either. Is it because of DT?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Methnerd
It's Dreemurr Reborn AU where Frisk gives his soul to Asriel and they share a body.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@LuckyDusty
Also Papyrus but I feel his smile is pretty well guarded on its own.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Methnerd
How are you not new and yet never have seen Dreemurr Reborn?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Booteefool
Once you know the answer, that's it.
That's all they are.

Sets of numbers...
Lines of dialogue...
I've seen them all.

And what is probably the most applicable line to describe this place: You are wracked with a perverted sentimentality.

Oh, and I guess there's the line about Toriel getting drunk and throwing a frozen pizza at Sans. That was pretty funny.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Methnerd
I'd say partner but I just lost mine.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Emberburn
Huh. Thanks.

@RumChicken
I probably have, but was never interested in checking it out in depth.

@CodeBuns
Sorry to mention it then.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Methnerd
I can't believe Undertale was co-wrote by Sam Raimi

Evilember
Evilember

@haveahappyday
Gayer. The word you're looking for is gayer.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@haveahappyday
Asgore has a number of functioning and warm orifices, thick muscles, furr and probably a proportional cock
it's weird to desire that, it's more acceptable to be involved necroromancery

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@WebTool
Cheating the demon post-genocide via hard mode when?
Think you might be missing the point a bit, but regardless, never.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Crazy_Nice
Toby needs to be sued for false advertising on Kickstarter. He's worth millions, he won't mind if I take a few.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@RumChicken
forgetting that part where Sans told Frisk that it was okay when they killed the Hotland guys because they were all jews anyways
forgetting Asgore's rant about how boss monsters are genetically superior and that's why they rule over their lessers
forgetting the part where they go into detail about snail culture and how Toriel is oppressing them but its okay because they're statistically less intelligent than normal monsters
forgetting how Asriel goes on a rant during TP about how gays are destroying the once great monster culture and how Asgore is a race traitor for adopting Undyne and letting her date Alphys
Its really obvious in retrospect

Methshot
Methshot

@Stark_Naked
At least it's not like Toriel and getting mixed for a cow.
He might secretly like it a bit or at least find it funny.
Eyes to the ears and mind outta gutter, user.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Image rationing!

A picture of Asgore writing Walden while Henry David Thoreau looks through his window covetously

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Raving_Cute
Physical details being the most important thing for affecting romantic desires is everything that's wrong with humanity.
It's not like you even went for something like "he's taller" or something tasteful, this is just deviant.
As if I really had any right to say this.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Gigastrength
Check out this really cool crossover fanart that has all the main Undertales as Net Navis from Megaman Battle Network

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@TurtleCat
Awesome, but I think I like the sequel where they're Reboot Characters

Oh my god I just realised Genocide is like when the User wins any game

likme
likme

@Gigastrength
A cute picture of .

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@likme
Well of course Asgore's cute as he's writing a transcendental survival guide

A picture of Double Davis dressed as Sans and Papyrus

King_Martha
King_Martha

Pretend I posted a hot lewd of the RGs fucking Doggo from both ends

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Garbage Can Lid
But I posted a picture of . You know, the man.

Techpill
Techpill

@TreeEater
psssst
I wanna fuck a robot

askme
askme

@King_Martha
BLUE BOARD
What's kind of funny is that in some parts of Britain, "blue" means dirty.

@whereismyname
My favourite Nothing!

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Methshot
Hey uh can you delet this.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@King_Martha
B L U E

B O A R D

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@King_Martha
enjoy your ban

DeathDog
DeathDog

What would you do if your fav tricked you into eating something so spicy that it gave you the explosive shits later that night?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Techpill
https://youtu.be/FK8LfW5bRww?t=32m16s

WebTool
WebTool

@eGremlin
Nnno.
Think of the ears user.

The eaaaaars

Soft_member
Soft_member

@girlDog
AAAAHH I'm famous! Mine is the boat post. It's nice to see someone decided it was just funny enough to put into a video.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Techpill
Yes but the Michael Bowie robot was always supposed to be attractive.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@DeathDog
Thank them.

I rather like spicy food. And I'm also kinda constipated right no so I'll appreciate being able to shit anything,

RumChicken
RumChicken

@DeathDog
are they also 8?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@RumChicken
No they are their appropriate age

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@DeathDog
You mean there are non-explosive shits?

farquit
farquit

@girlDog
two of my posts made it in
look mom

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Pretend I posted a pic of Asriel, bleeding from his forehead, dragging an unconscious Frisk out of an overturned schoolbus.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@farquit
You know that means you're a really awful poster, right?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@kizzmybutt
Not necessarily.

I'm an awful poster and none of my posts made it.

5mileys
5mileys

@lostmypassword
I thought you said bleating. I pictured a mouth on his forehead.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Gigastrength
@Harmless_Venom
@askme
@JunkTop
Now pretend I posted a picture of your favorite minor character being given the ecto bone

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@DeathDog
if the taste didn't stop me then who am I to blame them for overdoing it
we don't really do mexican either here, I can't say I would have ever had this issue

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@DeathDog
I can handle spicy food. The shits can't possibly be that bad.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@5mileys
The process to generate a new body for him went awry slightly.

farquit
farquit

@kizzmybutt
i try

askme
askme

@5mileys
Imagine I posted an edit to that original image except now Asriel is bleating from his forehead.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@WebTool
It's still lewd.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@RumChicken
I hope it's during his break otherwise he'll get fired.

@askme
I can't believe I inspired original(ish) content!

Techpill
Techpill

Picture of Asriel and Frisk on a wooden raft at sea, Asriel spinning his tail like a propeller to move the raft

idontknow
idontknow

@GoogleCat
The gutter, user! Your mind is still there!
You can't lewd goat's ears! You will regret this!

cum2soon
cum2soon

@lostmypassword
God speed.

takes2long
takes2long

Picture of Chara dressed as a king, as a scantily clad femFrisk feeds Chara pieces of chocolate by hand while Asriel is chained to the couch Chara is lying on dressed as a lion.

Nojokur
Nojokur

bepis
pic related

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

This picture makes me happy

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@takes2long
I don't want to just imagine this.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@takes2long
I didn't want to even imagine this.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@BlogWobbles
Image of user inventing a neuraliser

Nojokur
Nojokur

Oni x Aaron

DeathDog
DeathDog

Imagine I posted Jerry porn.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@DeathDog
I have actual Jerry x Mkid porn if you want that

SniperGod
SniperGod

@CodeBuns
mkid
post

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@DeathDog
It was only a matter of time. I guess Sans isn't trash enoguh for people any more.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@CodeBuns
Someone actually made that? After the abomination that was Jerry x Toriel porn?

I'm sickened but curious.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@CouchChiller
@SniperGod
You're welcome
http://i.imgur.com/LHhwcAT.jpg

takes2long
takes2long

All I want is to hug him and tell him it's okay.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@takes2long
Yeah me too.

Pretend I posted a pic of So Sorry.

Methshot
Methshot

@takes2long
One day.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Well, my tabletop group was cancelled for today.
Clearly this is a sign. It's time to atone for my sins.

Pretend I posted a reaction image that explained everything with perfect clarity.

FastChef
FastChef

@takes2long
same

Evilember
Evilember

does anyone have that comic where sans is drinking something and he says its not even soda its just windex

WebTool
WebTool

@Methshot
But you already got to do tha- oh. You were talking about the other thing.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

imagine i posted a fic of asriel and frisk living a comfy domestic life together

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Methshot
Asriel is a girl.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@takes2long
rapist!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@King_Martha
link?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Sir_Gallonhead
I wish it existed

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@FastChef
Is there a translation?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Sir_Gallonhead
If there is, I don't have it.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Imagine I posted an image of Fish being very caring to a group of large sentient sushi.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Gigastrength
But that is what you actually posted! Cheater!

Methnerd
Methnerd

Wrong! This world might make him happy now...
But it's just an illusion, a dream!
/utg/ needs to go back and live his real life, not this!
But I am sure that this place isn't real. It's a board!
It's just a dream -- an escape from the real world!
But you can't just avoid problems forever...
I have to go back! I have to destroy the video game!

How can a whole world be someone's attempt to escape?

/utg/'s trying to pretend nothing bad ever happens!
Here, Asriel isn't a flower. Here, hard mode is finished...

All the more reason to protect this board from you!

It's escapism! Can't you see? It's not healthy!

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@PackManBrainlure
That's Undyne, not Fish
I know they're adopted half-cousins by marriage, but they're not that hard to tell apart

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Garbage Can Lid
Can Undyne roll though?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@kizzmybutt
Asriel playing with dolls once so Toriel and Asgore buying him nothing but girl's clothes for a whole year and him starting to like it!

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Sir_Gallonhead
@hairygrape
ボクの大切な
親友を殺した。
プレイヤ、
きみの事を殺してやる。
My treasured
best friend has been killed.
Player,
I will murder you.

It seems that even in Japan they have Chara dindus.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@PackManBrainlure
You just have a very good imagination!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Imagine I posted a spoilered image of Alphys causing an anon's face to stick to her booby via static charge and then shocking his face.

StonedTime
StonedTime

I fucking hate Asriel

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@StonedTime
OK Chara.

I hate you. Btw.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Asriel, I hate fucking

FastChef
FastChef

@RavySnake
Japan likes Chasriel, so that should have been our first alarm.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@FastChef
Chasriel is actually good though. Nothing wrong with Asriel being paired with Chara before they go full edgelord.

massdebater
massdebater

Imagine I posted a Friskriel pic. They're both wearing winter clothes, and are sleeping on a bench. Frisk is resting their head on Asriel's shoulder. The both of them are holding hands.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@SniperWish
abusive relationships aren't good

TechHater
TechHater

@massdebater
And they both freeze to death in the bitter cold

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Sir_Gallonhead
All siblings are at least moderately abusive of each other. It's part of being in a family.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Frisky Nipple Pinchy

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Evilember
please

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Imagine I posted Asriel wearing an oversized suit of white armor. He's dragging behind him a huge sword that he's struggling to lift. He's also yelling about defending Frisk's honor or something.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Pretend I posted a picture of me hugging Asgore

Inmate
Inmate

@Emberfire
You look nice.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@PackManBrainlure
Get 'em, Azzy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrbZc-J0-Z4

TechHater
TechHater

Picture the $5 meme pride pizza

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Imagine Frisk dressed in a pride dress as they hold Chara's hand and take them to prom during the late 50's

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

When is the Tumblr trend of labeling characters with random sexualities and mental illnesses going to end?

happy_sad
happy_sad

Is cry kill?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@happy_sad
Yes I ate him
Turned him into Sukiyaki

He was pretty salty

massdebater
massdebater

Chapter 23 of Underdoom is up

http://archiveofourown.org/works/9921365/chapters/26605401

https://pastebin.com/u/doomtale

Oh, and by the way, have this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B355G56Hzw
Play it when Toriel lights her flame. You'll love what happens next.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@New_Cliche
Absolutely digusting. Frisk wouldn't be caught dead in something as tacky as a rainbow pride dress.

That's what Asriel's for.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@PackManBrainlure
user says, as Frisk runs around the underground in a tutu.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@SniperGod
A vintage tutu.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

POST IMAGES

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@VisualMaster
Frisk's semi-abusive relationship with Chara.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@VisualMaster
IMAGES

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@VisualMaster
'ang in there love. We still have 200 posts to go and only 50 images left

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@VisualMaster
Imagine this is a really nice image

JunkTop
JunkTop

Imagine I posted a really cute image of your favorite having fun and being happy.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Imagine I posted a lewd image of your favorite of such quality that it caused universal arousal

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@JunkTop
what is the catch?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@kizzmybutt
Your second favorite is unhappy forever

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@SniperGod
I'm okay with this.

Methshot
Methshot

@cum2soon
i don't think earth is equipped to handle another big bang

WebTool
WebTool

@VisualMaster
No.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@SniperGod
They were already like that

cum2soon
cum2soon

@kizzmybutt
The catch is that they clumsily tripped but then got back up and laughed it off.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@massdebater
https://pastebin.com/u/doomtale
Thanks for all the cool stuff, man.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@PurpleCharger
@Evil_kitten
t.second favorite character is Asgore-fags

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Skullbone
WHOOPS
Meant to post
https://pastebin.com/03wzgGqa
Latest chapter

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@cum2soon
like this?
@Harmless_Venom

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@idontknow
I can't believe Sans made a Papyrus plush toy.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@idontknow
Even as Sans is raped, he can't help but smile.

massdebater
massdebater

BOOM

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Sir_Gallonhead
Sans knows there is no amount of torture Papyrus can muster can force him to pick up his sock.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@massdebater
Sans giving Jerry a bad Tom when.

Spamalot
Spamalot

why is this thread so terrible

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Spamalot
It isn't.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Spamalot
why is the discord so terrible

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Spamalot
We're saving actual discussion for when the game rereleases.

Until then, enjoy Charafag central.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Spamalot
Because I need to post more cute dads

takes2long
takes2long

@Gigastrength
sans would be the kind of asshole to wear a skeleton suit

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Big bouncy lactating ecto-tits when.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@GoogleCat
ASRIEL CALL FOR MOM

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Garbage Can Lid
user please, in many cultures its not weird for little little kids to bathe with their parents

cum2soon
cum2soon

@iluvmen
I can't believe someone shot Sans in the head, twice, and now his eyebrows are holes!

This is why he only has 1 hp.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Kill cringeposters on sight.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@TalkBomber
Please don't.

The needle cookie thing was bad enough.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@AwesomeTucker
I can't believe Sans had babies with muffet!

King_Martha
King_Martha

@StonedTime
What would have happened if Asgore had married Alphys?

girlDog
girlDog

@King_Martha
Asriel would have been a cute scalie and maybe i'd have thought he was hotter than his dad

TreeEater
TreeEater

@girlDog
I was thinking after Toriel and Asgore separated.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@King_Martha
it would be interesting to see if Toriel would be jealous or not

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@TreeEater
Also, how would Toriel react?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Dreamworx
@iluvmen
Probably wouldn't care at this stage

FastChef
FastChef

@StonedTime
I hate Toriel

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@FastChef
I hate half the cast

likme
likme

@iluvmen
Alphys is for loving Paizuri.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Alphys is for getting cold revenge on

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Garbage Can Lid
Alphys is for high voltage sexual violence.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@likme
These and other booby related things

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@hairygrape
Heck yeah!

Lunatick
Lunatick

why does alphys exist

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Lunatick
To be Undyne's sex toy.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Lunatick
To turn Undyne into a sex toy.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Lunatick
alphys why

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Lunatick
You see, Alphys was incubated from a monster egg by Doctor Gaster and Temmie, but Gaster pulled Alphys from the future and into the past and created a paradox when he wanted the perfect side kick assistant with lizard tiddy but he didn't predict her incredible nerd rage strength when he preferred Mew mew kissy cutie 2 and pushed him into the f8ucking core, crwating a temporal paradox making the egg in temmie village boiled and Alphys was left in the present ready to enforce anime sex experiments.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@SomethingNew
Of course, she is the monster equivalent of the grandfather paradox.

Methshot
Methshot

@FastChef
Fuck you my child.

askme
askme

Which Undertale is most likely to miraculously overcome stage 4 terminal cancer?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@askme
Sans, but only after making peace that he would die.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@askme
Whichever is number one

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Lunatick
To shock anons with her booby.

WebTool
WebTool

Thank you all for being the closest thing I have to friends.

FastChef
FastChef

you know, i've been working on my trigonometry, and I've been finding that i like angles. to a degree.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@WebTool
You're welcome user.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@WebTool
You're welcome.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@FastChef
This user acute!

viagrandad
viagrandad

@WebTool
I hate you.
For making me want to hug you.

happy_sad
happy_sad

You feel your sin() crawling on your back.

Trigonometry is garbage.

TechHater
TechHater

@w8t4u
@happy_sad
your jokes are too graphic, user!

idontknow
idontknow

@happy_sad
Anyone who lies geometry is a square.

5mileys
5mileys

@happy_sad
Man, trig was the easiest shit compared to differential equations and calculus 3. Thank goodness the latter wasn't an Integral part of my other classes. Didn't help that it wasn't very Derivative of my previous math classes, though, given how little carried over.
In fact, I would say that it was a nonSansical class.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Page nine, gotta post a tiddy.

Inmate
Inmate

@Illusionz
das gud tiddy

askme
askme

@Inmate
Yes

Emberburn
Emberburn

@askme
I fricken love tiddies

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

baby I'm falling for yooooooooou

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Emberburn
They are flipping magical.

Evilember
Evilember

Post Sad Shit.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Playboyize
why is lizard sad

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Supergrass
I think she's worried that Undyne might get irritated by tit grabbing. Idk.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Is this our fate, to die this way?

TreeEater
TreeEater

everyone posting twink Asriel

not superior swoleAsriel

TechHater
TechHater

BEHOLD

FastChef
FastChef

@TechHater
OPTIC BLAST
YEAH
COME AND GET ME.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TechHater
I'm glad you spoilered that.

Imagine I posted a gif of Papyrus fangirling over said questionable content.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@TechHater
hhhhhhhh

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Flameblow
Why is that Frisk so unhappy?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@MPmaster
Temmie is humping them

King_Martha
King_Martha

man we're still on the same thread from yesterday?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@King_Martha
Pretty normal around here. We only have 65 IPs.

farquit
farquit

@King_Martha
I'm a blookfag now.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Reminder that Chara LITERALLY did nothing wrong.

Wanting humans dead isnt the same as actually killing them

hairygrape
hairygrape

@iluvmen
that is a cute Chara

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@iluvmen
Chara tried to actually kill them with Asriel's body, but Asriel held them back. Also, convincing your best friend to murder humans in your place is also objectively wrong.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@iluvmen
wanting them dead isn't killing them
That is true until she got the capability to do so, after that, she became a menace. Also this issue has been discussed REPEATEDLY.

cum2soon
cum2soon

don't respond or engage.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@cum2soon
Ill do what I want you filthy alphys fag

FastChef
FastChef

remember to rate, like, and subscribe

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@iluvmen
dindu #1
@TalkBomber
dindu #2

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

realtalk, when the ports come out how many people do you think will be exposed to the game who actually didn't know about it before

it can't be that many

Emberburn
Emberburn

@TalkBomber
like 7 dogs

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@TalkBomber
Alot, dont forget about the amount of normies who dont own pcs and the japanese who want to play

takes2long
takes2long

@TalkBomber
I wonder if the official translation will change Eastern fans' perception of the characters.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@takes2long
Possibly, though I wouldn't count by much. What would you prefer to change?

farquit
farquit

@Raving_Cute
They like Chara and Asgore too much.

likme
likme

@takes2long
Wouldn't Toby just get some sort of agreement with the people who did the fan translation and use that? Don't count on that stupid dog doing anything more than the bare minimum.

Techpill
Techpill

Your fav wants a threesome, what do

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Raving_Cute
I don't have preferences, really, but the East's depictions of Flowey, Chara, Chara's relationship with the Dreemurrs, and to a much lesser extent, Sans and Papyrus, are a little different than the West's.

The fan reaction to Sans using “oira” was interesting.

girlDog
girlDog

@likme
Yeah, that's why Toby hired the company that translated Nier: Automata and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/8-4

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@farquit
I don't see why that's a problem

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Evil_kitten
He's trying to start shit, don't respond.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

NEW THREAD WHEN

Nojokur
Nojokur

@DeathDog
I prefer eastern depictions, partially because they don't seem to have a problem changing it up every now and again just for kicks, whereas some of the western depictions feel more set in stone.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Techpill
That's canon.

@DeathDog
Sans has a brooklyn accent, right? I think the point is that the way he talks is out of place with everybody else.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@AwesomeTucker
12 hours.

girlDog
girlDog

@girlDog
Interesting.

I guess we'll see what happens. I had always wondered if the fan translation had changed things around a bit to make certain characters a bit more amicable or agreeable as well.

Especially all that Chara/Asriel art that comes out of Japan.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@girlDog
From what I've been told it's minimal, it's just that eastern fans are less hung up over deeming things problematic. Not to mention murderous child isn't exactly an unknown thing in their media.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@girlDog
I really wonder how it might turn out. I haven't finished Automata, but the JP voices are in a very schizophrenic relationship with the translated dialogue.

WebTool
WebTool

@Spamalot
Toby wrote notes on every line of text in the game, and approved directly on stuff like Sans' "oira", so I'm not sure what everyone's worried about.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@WebTool
I don't trust the dog

Playboyize
Playboyize

What's your favorite crossover picture?

Imagine I posted a that old iconic Itachi/Sasuke scene, except it's replaced with Frisk standing on a bar stool pinning Undyne against the wall in Grillby's and saying "You lack LOVE".

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Playboyize
I really wish the nips finally did what they do with popular franchises and do a Fist of the North Star parody of the game

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@massdebater
Feels like it's coming together. Thanks!

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Playboyize
Imagine I posted Undyne, Papyrus, Mettaton, Alphys, and Muffet as Power Rangers.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Does any have the picture of the annoying dog pissing on Flowey? I want it because reasons.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Snarelure
no

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@BinaryMan
HAHA YES
Thanks!

eGremlin
eGremlin

@BinaryMan
Flowey literally did nothing wrong. All his crimes were in self defense against Toby Fox (and by extension the universe).

askme
askme

Morning. Have the tidied up version of "Tuesday".

http://archiveofourown.org/works/11732460/chapters/26615256

Rough draft of "Wednesday" will be tomorrow.

massdebater
massdebater

why is he so perfect

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@RavySnake
Thanks chum. Aye, that kind of ruins it. I thought Chara was just holding a sleeping Flowey.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@massdebater
He can become a cute goat

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Gigastrength
That's the specialist skill I want

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I like Asriel, Asgore and Papyrus

Skullbone
Skullbone

@AwesomeTucker
I like everyone but Chara

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Skullbone
I dislike everyone in the game.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@AwesomeTucker
I have combined them.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Playboyize
I imagine Papyrus putting on a golden wig and fake horns/ears in the King Papyrus ending to try and look more like a King and cheer everyone up.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Crazy_Nice
Thankfully shitty dialogue can be fixed with the power of edits.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@LuckyDusty
Thanks friendo

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Skullbone
Same.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@happy_sad
Image of King Papyrus yelling at Sans to get out of his dressing room as he affixes the beard and Sans looking heartbroken at the deception.

massdebater
massdebater

@DeathDog
The important thing to remember about Undertale is that even if someone else is having a bad time, the focus should be on Sans' suffering. Doubly so if he's nowhere near the events.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Playboyize
Top work user

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@happy_sad
That's a lovely thought. Enjoy the shitpost doodle.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

SMOOCHING YOUR FAVORITE

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@SomethingNew
FOREBODEN

eGremlin
eGremlin

@SomethingNew
HOLDING THEIR HAND
WATCHING THEM BLUSH
FUCKING THEM RAW

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@SomethingNew
HOW COULD YOU?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@SomethingNew
@eGremlin
You wouldn't really do this to my favorite would you?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@eGremlin
FUCKING THEM RAW
NO DON'T KEK ME

iluvmen
iluvmen

@eGremlin
Nice Sanstand

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@iluvmen
That's a real knee-slapper of a pun right there. I approve.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@eGremlin
NO
BUT YOU CAN
IF YOU WANT
THIS IS A JUDGEMENT FREE ZONE

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Watching your favorite on the toilet!!

Skullbone
Skullbone

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qyYqO4KYiG

w8t4u
w8t4u

Throwing your fave off a plane!

With a parachute.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Sharpcharm
Wait a minute, monsters don't poop. You might as well watch them sitting on a chair.

@Skullbone
Is this from the movie trailer?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@PackManBrainlure
No I just wake up with a gravelly voice

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@BunnyJinx
I like your cool voice.

Evilember
Evilember

@Burnblaze
It only lasts for like 10 mins in the morning and late at night

King_Martha
King_Martha

guys I'm actually making the second utg thread sim now, I'm actually putting some effort into it, It might be done in about, say, 4 hours time.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@King_Martha
You mean the third?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Flameblow
the less said the better

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@happy_sad
no, I deleted the second one because it was shit

@Flameblow
accurate, it must be said.

idontknow
idontknow

@kizzmybutt
replying to your own post

Techpill
Techpill

@idontknow
prove it faggot

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Techpill
Well, you DID reply to your first threadsim post.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

why is this thread still here, what is even left to talk about, what do you autists do here

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Harmless_Venom
I could give you a summary but it wouldn't be nearly as informative as just reading the thread
There are over 700 posts right above yours that are perfect for answering your question, skim over them

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Harmless_Venom
Autistic things

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Rub his belly!
For luck!

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Harmless_Venom
This picture makes me uncomfortable.

FastChef
FastChef

@Playboyize
I like it when anons feel uncomfortable.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Harmless_Venom
I want to rub it from the inside

Methshot
Methshot

@Harmless_Venom
Nah

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Harmless_Venom
My powerful cactus boyfriend.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Last for happy goats

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@takes2long
pudgy flowe is cute

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Oh no! We ran out of images and we still have seven posts to go!

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Fuzzy_Logic
Imagine this was a really lurid post that made you sexually uncomfortable

askme
askme

What is candy gore?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Fuzzy_Logic
Quick, imagine I posted a picture of your favourite being highly skilled at 2003 era Counterstrike!

RumChicken
RumChicken

@askme
Guro but with neon colors.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@askme
It's guro but cartoony, candy-colored and without any of the graphic detail

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Harmless_Venom
What is even left to talk about
Waifu posting

w8t4u
w8t4u

@RumChicken
@GoogleCat
but...why?

askme
askme

new thread when

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

/vg/thread/186075564#p186075564
/vg/thread/186075564#p186075564
/vg/thread/186075564#p186075564

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@w8t4u
Because they don't want to draw gore but don't want to be called psychos

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