/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

TreeEater
TreeEater

Beware of the Chads Edition

Last Thread: /vg/thread/185534257#p185534257

Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread then clicking the link below and requesting an invite. Make sure your profile visibility is set to public. Do not kill/grief fellow crew members.
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_pc (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/meat_for_the_grinder (Xbone ft. 100% crew black)
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/flibinjibervans (Alternative meme color crew)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.

Older threads
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

Helpful information for new players
http://pastebin.com/wmwvpEmr
Regularly updated vehicle stat spreadsheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1g2Qy84YUrYu_YCcdjMhzDGuNMzwNtjVjIJzdRmrHu6Y/edit#gid=1868604557

Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

Patch notes for 1.40
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/115008752188

Latest added content
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/news/article/60249/GTA-Online-HVY-Nightshark-and-Overtime-Shootout-Adversary-Mode-Now-Ava

All urls found in this thread:
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_pc
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/meat_for_the_grinder
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/flibinjibervans
http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
http://pastebin.com/wmwvpEmr
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1g2Qy84YUrYu_YCcdjMhzDGuNMzwNtjVjIJzdRmrHu6Y/edit#gid=1868604557
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/115008752188
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/news/article/60249/GTA-Online-HVY-Nightshark-and-Overtime-Shootout-Adversary-Mode-Now-Ava
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PYYseOLBag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EehOZpFB0oQ
https://my.mixtape.moe/cezsde.webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cSowmVyOgA
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/185534257/#185797276
http://gtadownload.org/grand-theft-auto-ballad-gay-tony-download/
https://www.se7ensins.com/forums/threads/solo-car-duplication-unlimited-money-glitch.1664986/
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_pc
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/200144936-GTA-IV-PC-installation-instructions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxc7XlJR6zE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgCE7m1DGmw
https://youtu.be/WgCE7m1DGmw?t=82
Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Are CEO challenges fun?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

implying cultural appropriation matters

Emberburn
Emberburn

No, but cheesing Heists are fun

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

im better than you all

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Frogposters are the worst

farquit
farquit

xth for cute tomboy girls

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Only white slutty female characters and blacks would get the back tats anyway. I would want the update for the dragon jumpsuit

Methnerd
Methnerd

Post motorcycles.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Update dreams

Out of town update
New minimaps outside of LS that you can only access from a CEO heli/plane
Race tracks already filled with sport cars anyone can use
Firing ranges with tanks and targets to hit
Basic idea is places like your office and bunker but even bigger
The cost is going to be ugly as fuck but you can rent out these places to NPCs or players for passive money that rises as you stay online

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Methnerd
Only one I got

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Nude_Bikergirl
Because it needs needless pvp

you only make the passive money if you set the location as public
any location set as public can be attacked in a mission where players try to steal the cars, tanks, whatever is not nailed down

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Nude_Bikergirl
Gunrunning pt. 2
start a Private Military Company
use supplies to fill out your ranks
pvp game mode where its a psuedo strategy game pitting one pmc against another

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@kizzmybutt
Can I drop in some troops to fill out roles for CEO/MC or just pay money and toss my army at random shitters in the lobby?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@kizzmybutt
Literally MGSV. Fuck that.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@kizzmybutt
thats just mgs online

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@ZeroReborn
pay money and toss my army at random shitters

Yes but your "army" is 4 npcs in a random traffic car armed with pistols, that'll be $100k.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@ZeroReborn
well yeah. but if they die you'll have to hire new ones

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Sir_Gallonhead
Sad part you're right. I'm not asking for 4 fighter jets but come on, can they at least use an APC. We're cutting into Merryweather's racket

@Spamalot
If you have a PMC then buying new soliders should be no worry

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Fried_Sushi
start out as a if it was a street gang
endgame is giving Merryweather a run for their money

idontknow
idontknow

@Booteefool
my man

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Methnerd
What's this???

Lunatick
Lunatick

what are good gamemodes to play after shaving your balls?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Lunatick
get fisted

Nojokur
Nojokur

What stops someone from taking one of these highend cars from a sourcing mission and keeping it?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Nojokur
the great power of sharkcards

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Nojokur
You cant steal cars that are over 100k $. You must buy them.
grand theft auto
you must actually buy cars

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

is there anything more comfy than a Yacht?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Bumping with another car question, should I go sell collections only or just sell whatever I get?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Nojokur
For importing, they can steal it and store it in their warehouse and export it themselves. For exporting, they can steal it and deliver it themselves for the cash. It's impossible to steal it and make it your own personal vehicle, you can't store premium cars in your garage unless you buy them.

Speaking of which, a week ago my buddy and I stole someone's X80 Proto. We exited my bunker and there happened to be a cargobob carrying the car so we shot it down and drove to my warehouse. They get so mad they spent the entire session trying (and failing) to kill us in an Insurgent. Then I switched lobbies and exported the car for $100,000.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

investing in the SMG MKII was a mistake.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Sir_Gallonhead
Depends how quickly you can pull together a sale crew, if you've got a few reliable friends you can just hang onto collection cars and sell the top ranges as they come in, otherwise just sell 'em, trying to get randoms to do anything is suicide and they'll just be burning a hole in your warehouse.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Sir_Gallonhead
Don't bother with collections. Always go specialist, you get more money.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Methnerd
honk honk

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Some cosplay love out there?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@StrangeWizard
oh god is that eyeliner

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Methnerd
@Poker_Star
honks patriotically

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Soft_member
Best I have of my Shotaro

5mileys
5mileys

@SniperWish
I have so many bikes I haven't properly photographed, I really need to change that. My Wolfsbane is a big one, I really need to do a proper photoshoot with it. Oh well, as soon as I get my new graphic's card.

massdebater
massdebater

@5mileys
I'm glad someone else appreciates the Wolfsbane. I should take some screenshots of mine.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@TreeEater
was never into gay games as a kid
decide to start with San Andreas
Dem po'lice be racist fucks
they take my money and leave me on a rival gang hood.
Decide to take a look around
camera and Mouse glitches
keep going just to check it out
some ballas appear out of nowhere
They surround me bel air Prince style
one of them throws a punch
some of them pull out guns
run away, hide somewhere nearby but they follow me.
fuck this, Ai fight.
take the first sucka down as he tried to shoot at me.
1 star outlaw
get detained by the cops while some crazy niggas are playing duckhunt with me
police does nothing against them.
Busted!
T-thanks

Also why is San Andreas so shit to play on windows 10? Any tips?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Lord_Tryzalot
gay games
Shit. GTA games. Phone posting with autocorrect is suffering

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@TreeEater
no it's too late, we all know you like to play around in that asshole of yours now

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Lord_Tryzalot
was never into gay games as a kid
faggot

StonedTime
StonedTime

Heists, anyone?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@StonedTime
heist this dicc

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Is there some way to make the game put me in american GTAO sessions if you're in Europe?

Methshot
Methshot

@StonedTime
heist a noose to hang yourself with

Inmate
Inmate

@Gigastrength
Yes

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Inmate
Do tell

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Garbage Can Lid
You have to be in America, while I stay in Europe (don't know why you need me in Europe tho)

farquit
farquit

@StonedTime
heist a gun so you can shoot yourself

RavySnake
RavySnake

get put in lobby with four other people
theyre all in an organization and dont realize im in the lobby with them
talking in public chat about exporting four cars
say they need to wait for the cooldown to end and they can mod the cars
go to their warehouse
place every proximity mine and sticky bomb i have on the ground outside their warehouse
whole ground is literally covered in blinking lights of doom
few minutes later they all finally come out with their cars, all top range
they immediately trigger the bombs and all cars explode, sent flying in the air by the combined force of 20 explosions
CEO flips out saying I just cost him his four top-range cars and $80,000
mfw

whereismyname
whereismyname

request pending for gtag

Soft_member
Soft_member

@whereismyname
who are you?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@RavySnake
good, shame on them for playing into those faggot kikes' tricks

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Soft_member
vollystri

Lunatick
Lunatick

@StonedTime
come online Viva I'll play with you

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Ah, I take it this isn't purely a social call
Ah, I take it this isn't purely a social call
Ah, I take it this isn't purely a social call

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Lord_Tryzalot
when he says it both before and after you choose what you want

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Need_TLC
Blacklisted for hydra griefing crew sales

TechHater
TechHater

@RavySnake
i did that yesterday too. But before they came outside they voted me out of the lobby like lil bitches

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@TechHater
Start a vip job so they can't kick you

Methshot
Methshot

Virginia is literally GTA today

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Sir_Gallonhead
is this a meme?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@ZeroReborn
yes

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

How do I make an attractive female character? There's the base shape, then additional things like skin complexion and other small details. The base shape is alright, but what do I do to make it less cartoony (perfectly smooth face with the exact same color throughout) and make it more realistic?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@AwesomeTucker
You play another game

takes2long
takes2long

@AwesomeTucker
watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PYYseOLBag

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@AwesomeTucker
There's tons of options to give blush, just slight amounts of skin damage, maybe very faint freckles or moles or things like that. Not a lot, but just enough to not look weird.

Methshot
Methshot

thread is dead like gtao on pc
kek

pcucks not even once

FastChef
FastChef

R* needs the limit the kill yourself option
too many scrubs who just kill themselves when you are winning

eGremlin
eGremlin

@FastChef
maybe ur just trash fagboi
take that L

FastChef
FastChef

@FastChef
They're just going to kill themselves with stickies or rockets.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@eGremlin
what?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Just found I'm I am VERY good at tennis

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@SniperWish
Lzzzzzz boi ur trash
TRASH

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@FastChef
Agreed

Same people who spam things like 'cry' in the chat 200 times for some reason

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@LuckyDusty
I thought nurma's lovers were nessi and dissentia

askme
askme

@FastChef
I only suicide to get the cops off or if I get a really shitty spawn and I know some faggot sniper is gonna spawn trap me, or if the cops or other NPC take a bunch of my health when I'm trying to kill someone.

If some APC or Insurgent comes after me unprovoked while I'm on foot will I suicide non-stop.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Heists?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Bane?

TreeEater
TreeEater

Dead!

JunkTop
JunkTop

@askme
user, just activate off the radar/ghost org and get an oppressor

Methnerd
Methnerd

@TreeEater
I'm sure if you start saying enough stuff people will get mad and this thread will be positively poppin

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Methnerd
Nah, they're prolly all too busy roleplaying over at Mt. Chiliad or watching weeb shit together

w8t4u
w8t4u

@JunkTop
Oppressors don't work that well in GTA cos there's so much noise anyway - I rarely notice a difference between someone shooting me with a gun with one attached or not to be honest.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@askme
If some APC or Insurgent comes after me unprovoked while I'm on foot will I suicide non-stop.
How about you just whip something out of your brain and provide a counter offence, sure, you'll die a bit, but insurgents still have huge weak spots.
APCs, people use the volley SAM junk thing, just count missiles, attack and suicide.

Or just go passive and walk away, this is the biggest "fuck you" they can ever get, which is why they always scream "pussy" everytime it happens.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@w8t4u
nigger i said oppressor not suppressor

the flying bike that shoots missiles. alternatively, head down to a heliport/fort zancudo while hidden, slap a bounty on the perp and shit on their day.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Outside of collections and saving time there's no reason to go out of your way and getting a group together to sell more than one car right?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

How do you like my character?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@w8t4u
this seems lewd

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Raving_Cute
*yawns*

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Raving_Cute
Very slutty. Not sure if the gloves work with the sleevless shirt, I'd experiment there. Try a hat, see how that works.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@w8t4u
Slut

Nojokur
Nojokur

@cum2soon
@Supergrass
Nothing wrong with giving your man Benny a kiss

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Nojokur
Does he still make you pay for upgrading the cars or is the kiss your payment?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Raving_Cute
@Garbage Can Lid
@SniperGod
I gave up screenshotting tryna get her eyes where I wanted it in the selfie

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@SniperGod
I gave her the gloves cuz my main vehicle is a bike
Tried making her a biker chick

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Harmless_Venom
You could try a larger wrist decoration, maybe even have one on each arm. If you do one on each, they'd need to be asymmetrical though, keep a small one on one wrist and a big one on the other.

TechHater
TechHater

@viagrandad
that's the idea, but you do get a bit of a time advantage (50 min cooldown for 4 cars as group compared to 80 min wait for 4 individual cars)

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

PSA: full priced dupe is back on the menu for pc goys, just need an MOC garage, a benny's car as expensive as possible, a spare 120k for garage and a brain, go to se7ensins for more details

FastChef
FastChef

@StrangeWizard
The kiss is my payment

cum2soon
cum2soon

join a heist setup
drive all the fucking way to objective
somebody leaves without a word
wasted several minutes for literally nothing

There ought to be a deserter penalty for doing shit like this

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@FastChef
Wow I need to try that shit

likme
likme

I'm gonna abandon all my former heist mates. I don't play heists anymore and its awkward when I join their session accidently. How should I do it?
1.) Leave the crew
2.) Unfriend
3.) Change name
or
1.) Change name
2.) Leave crew
3.) Unfriend

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@likme
Unfriend them, leave the crew, keep your name as is and man up to them if they try to come at you about it.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@likme
That doesn't warrant a name change unless you had some faggy-ass crew tag in your name itself; I highly doubt you are worth tracking down to grief or whatever the hell you think they'll do just because you don't play with them anymore. Stop being a pussy.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@ZeroReborn
But I want to change my name to something less cringeworthy

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I seriously hope one of you is painting your Gauntlet a classic gray right now in honor of our homeboi kikeslayer90

askme
askme

This might seem like a retarded question but might as well ask it. Bunker or Buzzard? Everyone is telling me buzzard and having a heli on call does seem nice but I'm wondering if the bunker can make back the money spent on it quickly

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@askme
buzzard

likme
likme

@Lord_Tryzalot
So I'm guessing the bunker is more for the toys than money making?

TreeEater
TreeEater

One more fucking vehicle delivery and I can finally get the Vagner

cum2soon
cum2soon

@askme
Get the Office and a warehouse, if you're asking about bunker trash because you're poor, then you're poor. Buzzard is useful as a tool, but stick to motorbikes for now, make some money and get your crappy bunker.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@cum2soon
Got the office and warehouse but you know how everything needs a shitton of money and shipping cars can get old quick

Illusionz
Illusionz

try to find decent gta youtuber
find xpertthief
actual gameplay, but seems to be focused on children as the audience and ad revenue (he never swears excepts for douchebag and hell)
guy is a total chad
shits on everyone who looks at him
most of the time they dont fight back
has billions of modded money
only buys sticky bombs to blow up PV's
golden guns
actively goes after crates, takes pride in shitting on others
God damn why does GTA have the worst youtubers?

5mileys
5mileys

@TreeEater
What am i if points from both sides apply to me? Transcendental Chad Virign?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@askme
For utility and actually making money faster, the buzzard. For funskis bunker.

Methshot
Methshot

@Methnerd
Tolle Farbe!

takes2long
takes2long

@SniperGod
People who use the SAM turret APC are usually fucking retarded and not hard to outwit if you don't attack them head-on.

fighting a shitter in the hills
HERE COMES A DAREDEVIL
spam APC approaches trying to get mindless KD on all of us
run up to it on foot and pull the driver out
drive APC off into the sunset
driver learns how to lock his vehicle and sets it to Passengers
gunner tries to missile me but can't because lol field of fire
gets shotgunned
climb in the gunner's seat and blow away the driver with his own APC
he again learns a lesson about locking his vehicles
sit by their APC and get easy kills as they try to reclaim their hugbox
my face the entire time

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Illusionz
why isn't there a single gta youtuber that:

isn't mexican, pre-pubescent, or both
is decent at combat (auto aiming on xbox doesn't count)
is knowledgeable at the game
isn't loud as fuck and overly exciteable
doesn't have clickbait videos

i'd pay good money to just see some dude chilling out, murdering people, joining random heists, trying out new outfits, customizing cars, etc, i know it sounds autistic but that's how i play the game and when i don't feel like playing but at the same time also feel like somehow involving myself with it i don't want to have to settle with some loud nigger or an actual retard

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@AwesomeTucker
In that case, get the bunker anyways. Buzzard is used as a taxi, and unless you're doing anything east, north and west of the lake north of sandy shores, a motorbike is fine. A slight exception being when you go through the trash that is the neighbourhood between LS and the desert.

As for quick money, get another CEO and ride his dick for HH/HTLSIA money.

@takes2long
But I don't have a problem, my hydra/gunships can take out anything with ease. If you actually have a genuine problem against APC, for the love of christ use the flying gimmick that is the oppressor.

TechHater
TechHater

@Sharpcharm
Do it!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@likme
It's an okay passive moneymaker, but I/E is still superior regarding time/money.

Also, Bunker takes forever to fill up.

Buzzard is still pretty useable, even against shitters and a great timesaver for all kinds of CEO Work due to it being spawnable from the menue.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Does anyone know what's the fastest helicopter? Or are they all roughly the same speed?

farquit
farquit

is there a better feeling than learning to dodge rockets in a helicopter using keyboard and mouse? people act like they heard a thunderclap on a clear day when their homing rocket narrowly misses and i turn around to blast them away

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@SniperGod
I love when it triggers replies like these.

He actually never stopped to send these kinds of texts, when some gtags came into the lobby and we started hunting him, he ran in an insurgent into the sewers.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@haveahappyday
Swift is the fastest
@farquit
Dodging is hella comfy

5mileys
5mileys

@haveahappyday
Don't quote me but i think either Buzz or Swift.
@farquit
I still get excited every time.

TechHater
TechHater

@haveahappyday
Swift is the fastest, in reality the Valkyrie is the fastest if you can reach it.
@farquit
The basic is ride towards missile, getting more advanced is knowing active missile flight paths and adjusting accordingly.
@Nude_Bikergirl
"I'm passive because I'd rather not deal with people like yourself, however if you feel you must fight someone, fight someone who wishes to fight. So with all due respect, fuck off."

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@haveahappyday
@5mileys
@TechHater
Thanks yall

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

post bonding moments

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Inmate
this will never be me
hello darkness, my old friend, ive come to talk with you again

Inmate
Inmate

tfw no friends (anymore)

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Inmate
i killed them all https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EehOZpFB0oQ

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@BlogWobbles
tfw this will never be me ever again

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Fuzzy_Logic
I hate you never reply to me again

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Inmate
@idontknow
Dear god, and I thought I was a slut, I'm out of my depths here

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@TalkBomber
You're forgetting @CouchChiller
, seems people just like me.
Oh, and with all due respect, the amount of pictures you've posted, you count as one.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@DeathDog
All the good gta youtubers play SP free of cancer.

FirstThirtyMinutes is by far my favorite gtatuber

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

when you can't hold back your s-class hostess to go nuts if customers try to cop a feel

5mileys
5mileys

@haveahappyday
Yeah but @CouchChiller
didn't have holding hands

Playboyize
Playboyize

@5mileys
If you want to hold hands, just ask someone. I spend time with people when I play online, I shit on people online so hard that looking in their general direction pisses them off, however I know I have the time to just walk away from combat and enjoy either one on one, or just hanging out with people. I would waste my time if it ment just doing something around the map.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

no gtag gf to play other games with
suicide?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@AwesomeTucker
Why does it specifically have to be a gtag gf? Just find someone who can be considered fun, you can learn about peoples personalities on gta via gtag very quickly. Then you can play mix and match then add people on steam. Proceed to talk things and then ask to play other games.
I've done this with over 20 people, and I still consider them all good friends.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@AwesomeTucker
Girls are wild messy on the internet you don't need them talking spicy while you're playing and not get it poppin.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@AwesomeTucker
because i want to bone a girl(girl) not a guy(guy) or girl(guy)

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@iluvmen
you're missing out

King_Martha
King_Martha

@iluvmen
Then instead of
no gtag gf to play other games with
try
no gtag gf(gf) to bone
Why not just post your stats, so that you can actract a gtag gf(gf)? I hear pretty much all the cool kids in the crew are pussies with high KDR.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@King_Martha
yeah whip out that win/loss ratio boy.

Let's see if you are worthy.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@King_Martha
because girls dont want to know you when you play the bone card off the bat you gotta play the friendly friend or asshole friend card and then push the bone card

women are crazy but i want to bone them

TreeEater
TreeEater

KDR doesn't mean shit, the only stat that matters is how many times you got double toppy.

WebTool
WebTool

@Nude_Bikergirl
I don't like to actively look at my KDR, it's higher than some people because I can shoot at people and not get shot back.
@Garbage Can Lid
Enjoy never getting anything.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@WebTool
I didn't say KDR you fuck. You Failed!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Sharpcharm
If you have a high KDR, you have a high WLR.
If you have a low KDR, you have a low WLR.
It's not hard to join a game either blowing people up with a script or driving at 400kph with a script.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@King_Martha
Not him, but my k/d is super low. I have literally never killed someone unprovoked, aside from killing some of my friends who I was dicking around with in good fun, and I rarely even bother retaliating, I usually just leave the situation. Most of the kills I have are just screwing with friends, and those that aren't were either defending someone else/putting a particularly arrogant shitter in their place, or a few genuine accidents. I'm just a pretty peaceful player. I don't care about kdr at all, and don't find pvp fun, and it's not worth my time to put energy into fighting back.

What does that make me in terms of attractiveness?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@King_Martha
nessi what is ur kdr

Spamalot
Spamalot

@farquit

Rule 63 Fight Club would be incredible desu, I thought this was the tyler durden image for a second too.

takes2long
takes2long

@Harmless_Venom
high kdr shitters run from fights they can't win, and don't ptfo

high wlr have mediocre/shit kdr, but are the first fucking people on the flag/objective every single time. They try to win 1vX's regardless of chances of success. Like those legends on cod4 shipment who had more flag caps than kills.

Take off my uniform.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Unlock everything for GTAO
Own every vehicle I could ever want
have as many possible unique items, clothing, and weapons
fortune at hand
give it all up and start playing modded singleplayer

Best decision ever.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@CouchChiller
you can't just ask a girl her kdr that's highly rude

girlDog
girlDog

@Snarelure
mine is 2.48

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Snarelure
nessi bae lemme know about ur kdr
please whip it out mommy

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@happy_sad
KDR is useless, people who have them high are either shitters, skids or people who pretend to have them high ironically but not really. I'm a passive shitter, which is why mine is over 1.
I don't kill people unprovoked, unless their KDR is over 3.5 because they're either a kdr whore or script kid, and to this day, this holds true if they're over level 20.
what makes me attractive
You take pictures, you have some friends who you unfortunately kill, you walk away from needless fighting. You don't care about KDR and you don't find PvP fun.
what makes me unattractive
not putting your energy into fighting back, stand your ground.
@CouchChiller
Search it up then tell me so I can tell anyone who cares about it (like yourself), since it is so obviously important to you.
@takes2long
Look closer, why does my post say scripts?

TechHater
TechHater

I want the kdr mortals to leave.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Why is everyone such a slut

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Booteefool
daddy issues to be honest

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

its a nessi shits up the thread episode

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Fried_Sushi
I'm talking about vidya in general not just GTA. No one gives a fuck about it unless it's on consoles.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Booteefool
For me, it's a mixture of craving attention and appreciation, and having absolutely 0 dignity and self respect

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Lord_Tryzalot
Fuck you, I miss these episodes.

5mileys
5mileys

@Lord_Tryzalot
If I had to choose between a competent attention whore and a useless puto, I'd choose the competent whore who can fly a helo and cover my ass from trouble.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Fried_Sushi
what is ur opinion of grandaddy bl8

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Nude_Bikergirl
turd with a bow on top/10

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Boy_vs_Girl
0 dignity and self respect
Or really, more to the point, zero respect for one's own sexuality. Not making a big deal out of it, not really pursuing it, but not avoiding it at all either. If someone decides to fuck you or flirt with you or whatever, enjoy it if you can but if not go through the motions, it's no real skin off your back and they'll appreciate it, I'm generally accomodating by nature.

It's all true irl too

idontknow
idontknow

@Nojokur
I actually take that back, I have this one at night. Still not the best picture of it but you can see a little more of it.

likme
likme

@idontknow
skelly ass
cute

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Booteefool
Guys pretending to be girls is the entire point of being a virtual girl, also because girls in nature are just slutty, and guess what guys want, a big strong guy.
@Lord_Tryzalot
That is the whole point, before I was a namefagging attention whore, this post was the warning @LuckyDusty
At least I post garbage that is somewhat relevant to the posts I am replying to.
@Nojokur
Whoop whoop, a thread dominated by PC children, without your post mentioning at all consoles, so a reply from a PC child, you get a PC answer.
@5mileys
I haven't played in a while, so I'm getting bombed online recently, of course, I'll still cover anyones arse just because thats what I do, defend my friends.
@Nude_Bikergirl
The fuck do I know, I lost respect for him when he basically said "fuck the crew" earlier. This is why I posted a specific post on a specific website for a specific game.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Spamalot
also because girls in nature are just slutty
Sup /r9k/

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Invite Pending for Pc Crew
Flowro_

Evilember
Evilember

@Fried_Sushi
KDR is useless, people who have them high are either shitters, skids or people who pretend to have them high ironically but not really.
I'm not either and my k/d stands on 2.7, can you explain that?

P.S. I don't use pegasus vehicles.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Evilember
how strong is that, though?
could easily be something 2700 to 1000 for all we know

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Spazyfool
blacklisted for major crew kill

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Evilember
"can you explain that?"

Simple:
Bully unsuspecting low-rankers until they leave
The useful Weaponized Vehicles are not from Pegasus
Passive toggle abuse
Leave session once you have boosted your KD and/or players are starting to retaliate

RavySnake
RavySnake

@TurtleCat
What if I told you, I do neither of those, and actually look for people to retaliate?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@RavySnake
I'd tell you to provide proof, but I don't care and you can't anyway.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Evilember
what about kills though?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Fried_Sushi
you walk away from needless fighting

never. why should I waste the adrenaline rush of chasing down kuruma-shitters who gun me down while shopping and miss out on killing them over and over again until he ragequits?

eGremlin
eGremlin

I'm a relatively new player, started online in late June, and I currently have a vehicle warehouse and bunker making me millions. I'm currently considering starting an MC business, however, I feel like it would be too much on my plate, so what I would like to know if its viable to expand into a MC business or should I ignore them and focus on the bunker and I/E?

FastChef
FastChef

@eGremlin
MC isn't very profitable.
I own one because I'm filthy rich and enjoy a nice club on the beach.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@eGremlin
No. Fuck MC businesses. Stick to your current ones. Abuse isolated freeroam sessions and enjoy your free-flowing legitbux.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@eGremlin
MC business take the most amount of work for the payout. It does have one of the best benefits, being able to spawn any bike class vehicle nearly instantly and right next to you. Buy an mc, buy a business, fill the supplies bar, shut down the business, focus on CEO/Bunker

Firespawn
Firespawn

@lostmypassword
Are crate warehouses worth looking into?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Firespawn
yeahh and nahhhh

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Firespawn
Cheap buy-in price at the expense of actually needing to purchase your wares. Arguably more hassle to collect than its worth in payout though. Honestly I'd just stick to vehicles and bunker business if you're simply looking for money.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Firespawn
They're a very quick way of ranking up but they can easily be fucked up by shitters both when you're collecting (slow vehicles) and when you're selling (slow vehicles), you also need to pay for each crate, unlike ceo cars where you just pay for the damage you do + customization costs.
buy the cheapest warehouse so your assistant will stop calling

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Nude_Bikergirl
that phone theme
that grimey, dive alleyway
that warm, fading evening sun off in the distance illuminating buildings
that outfit

there isn't a single thing about this picture that isn't comfy

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Gigastrength
I'm hoping RDR2's online is comfykino

Skullbone
Skullbone

Want to join GTAG ps4
SC: GiantPinkWalrus

Inmate
Inmate

cant play gta 4 on a modern computer properly because of its incredibly shitty port means the game doesn't recognize any video card that has over 2 gigs
billion dollar company

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Inmate
Didn't they release a patch half a year ago that fixed this?

5mileys
5mileys

@Bidwell
nope, still the same shitty port. there's thousands of threads from all the way back to 2009 asking for a fix

Emberfire
Emberfire

@SomethingNew
Thirsty niBBas

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Emberfire
https://my.mixtape.moe/cezsde.webm

Methshot
Methshot

just a heads up for anyone looking to cheat some hackerbux. a new version of stealth money is about to be released on unknowncheats, so jump on it early to avoid the ban wave.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Methshot
so jump on it early to avoid the ban wave
This is what people actually believe

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Methshot
Thanks. I'll report it to rockstar now. Hope you fucked kiddo

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Gigastrength
3 months, no ban. I made it, son
@Bidwell
go ahead, I'm already set. I was trying to help /gtag/ out, since I know a lot of poorfags sit in this thread, begging for hacker drops.

w8t4u
w8t4u

crew invite request
Guadmaz

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@TalkBomber
How does it feel knowing that Kiwami is going to be a downgrade of 0 and that 6 is like the equivalent of DMC: Devil May Cry?
I'll still pick 'em up though

won't get a 0 tier remake of 2
feelsbadman

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@eGremlin
how the fuck do you deliver cars and make good money? right now me and my 2 friends sell the cars and make a meager 180$K. then there's the supersoldiers driving the cars with superaim, and i can't transport 3 cars with 1 cargobob

massdebater
massdebater

nessi the kdr whore pretending he doesn't pick his fights or kills himself when a jet is near to save kd
it's cute how you think you're oh so much better than the others when the only things you're good at are jetshitting or piloting the valkyrie

Techpill
Techpill

@New_Cliche
do this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cSowmVyOgA
invite friends
enjoy delivering cars in comfy

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Techpill
It works but I find whenever I invite my friend, other people start turning up.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Garbage Can Lid
How does it feel seeing Avi take off by himself?

Evilember
Evilember

@whereismyname
It happens sometimes, and it's hilarious.

Sometimes I wanna test if he'll take over the helo controls if you jump out mid-flight.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@whereismyname
I gotta be careful now. last time I ragged on Avi, I got (((disconnected)))

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Techpill
it works, but then the shitty NPC's fuck everything up

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@lostmypassword
Use Cargobobs. Alternatively, memorize where NPCs spawn, get out of your vehicle cargo, and take them out. They're not infinite.

WebTool
WebTool

Rate character

Techpill
Techpill

@WebTool
At least wear the scruffy blue pants.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@WebTool
Take your ratings from last thread and go

idontknow
idontknow

@lostmypassword
@TurtleCat
This. Some more details on the NPCs, they start spawning after about 400 metres from the original spot the car was and come in four waves. Take them out and you're clear.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Why is the GTA5 installer/SC Client so horrifically fucking bad?

Every time I reinstall this game I get like 10kbps download speeds and something fucks up along the way.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Hey baws buy this le epic garage :DDDDD it will only cost u a gorillion shekels :DD

Flameblow
Flameblow

Anyone know the fastest way to gain RP?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@TreeEater
was Rockstar referencing JoJo's Bizzare Adventure by adding Yes - Rondabout to Los Santos Rock Radio?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@whereismyname
ps4 /gtag/ actually playing gta

TechHater
TechHater

@CodeBuns
omg I thought I was litterally the only person who noticed this.

I remember riding into my vehicle warehouse and hearing those heavenly chords the first time.

"Wait a second."

Really?"

Really."

A JoJo reference in GTA? Too. Awesome."

StonedTime
StonedTime

@DeathDog
The crew is just five circlejerkers as seen on @Emberfire
The rest are dead on the water.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@CodeBuns
It's a great song. Whether the people who added it were inspired by Jojo or not isn't so important

askme
askme

@StonedTime
I'd rather have the circlejerking aussies over erping transexuals anyday. They don't talk about the game much but it's comforting to hear chat that doesn't dissolve into an orgy of grown men huffing into their mics.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@StonedTime
Just bantz mate Gotta kill time between new cars and selling dupes

SniperWish
SniperWish

@askme
If you don't like that, why do you keep listening to it?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Evil_kitten
Why is the female assistant such a Q-TIII

whereismyname
whereismyname

Who are the best members in PS4 /gtag/?

cum2soon
cum2soon

I haven't played gta v online since before CEOs/MCs etc, of all of them which is the quickest way to make some money, and requires the least effort?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Let us imagine that you exist as your own character in Southern San Andreas; who would you support to be the governor of your own state and why?

Would you support Sue Murry, the liberal choice who acts like a nanny and treat us like children, but promises decisions that will fix the inflated economy and make the state a much more eco-friendly place similar to Norway? Or, would you rather support Jock Cranley, the conservative choice who has all the charisma and none of the experience, but promises more industrialized jobs and make economic decisions to throttle the deficit?

Last but not least, would you wish for them to run for president in the next GTA? Go ahead and be creative.

girlDog
girlDog

@whereismyname
Razor1096

DeathDog
DeathDog

@cum2soon
Import/Export is most likely your best bet, especially if you follow these instructions:
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/185534257/#185797276

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

the state of VC friends

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@BlogWobbles
Who's the GTA equivalent to Bernie Sanders?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@BlogWobbles
Sue taxing the shit out of my Elegy Bonds

Yeah, nah

FastChef
FastChef

@Gigastrength
None, really. Either you get the capitalist republican or the capitalist democrat.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Stupidasole
you've got nothing on that mall tho

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

what's with the autismo kicking of crew members who aren't active enough?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Flameblow
buy small warehouse, buy and sell crates as rapidly as possible while doing vip work in between. alt. just do the fucking adversary modes

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

http://gtadownload.org/grand-theft-auto-ballad-gay-tony-download/
is it legit?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@GoogleCat
the real game is ~$20, why so cheap

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Emberburn
i'm lazy
do you think it's legit or not?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@AwesomeTucker
What's with retards who are unable to read the thread or at least the social club page

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Got drunk and bought this for my PS4, now what do I do?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@CouchChiller
First of all, fuck off back to r eddit with your drunk blogpost. Other than that, finish storymode.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@StrangeWizard
where in this ITT thread does it say why people get kicked for not playing for a week

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Garbage Can Lid
not playing a week

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@whereismyname
I am

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Poker_Star
good point

JunkTop
JunkTop

I just attached my old sony account which played gta online on ps3, but when I log in I don't see any bonuses

am i missing something

Emberburn
Emberburn

@whereismyname
Lokismo
JizzKebab
Languagez
Currymurry
a30mm

Lunatick
Lunatick

@whereismyname
Haku

Firespawn
Firespawn

@CouchChiller
You sure know a lot about reddit. Already beat it once on the 360, I get what happens. Should I just fuck off to online?

Emberburn
Emberburn

What's wrong about knowing Reddit?

Inmate
Inmate

@Evilember
Fuck if I know.
1.You can kill 3 people before you die, on average.
2.You started the game, was shit, died a thousand times, decided to raise it after a bit.
3.You had a high KDR, realised it was worthless and didn't care about dying after a bit, because it is a useless stat.

P.S. Being the pilot of a gunship means I don't get kills, only deaths.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

marry me nessi

whereismyname
whereismyname

@whereismyname
mrflip

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@CouchChiller
probably not legit, lazy is not a valid excuse not to know this

@JunkTop
at some point they made all the returning player bonuses available for all players. you should still get the items free if you acquire them online or in singleplayer but they're nothing special anymore.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

When's the last time you did a contact mission for ol' Gerald?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@CouchChiller
Minutes ago

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I'm guessing can't but you can you save time by having a CEO act like a CEO and just stay in the office sourcing cars while grunts grab them?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Dreamworx
Yeah, but at that point, why not just watch streams of GTA instead?

FastChef
FastChef

@lostmypassword
Saving time and being a big dick CEO boss man/ladyman

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Dreamworx
you can but your associates won't like you for it

WebTool
WebTool

@Emberburn
a30mm
Literally who?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Dreamworx
there's literally nothing to stop your associates from just driving your shit into the ocean if you act like a dick to them

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@CouchChiller
like last week

massdebater
massdebater

@BlogWobbles
would anybody's character really support any candidate? if i took freemode in to account my favorite pastime would be murdering fat women with a baseball bat, whichever politician that won't make that any harder to do will have my blessing, not my vote - only narcs vote

TreeEater
TreeEater

@TurtleCat
Cheeki breeki

Techpill
Techpill

@Spazyfool
@Ignoramus
I give you my word I did not think of it as a dick move, I was just thinking about the annoying drive back to the office from the warehouse

iluvmen
iluvmen

@massdebater
If the main characters can't do shit to them, your gary-stu donut-steel certainly has zero power over them.

Besides, gameplay-logic does not apply to narrative-logic. Why do you think we can rob the same bank over and over again but Lester will always treat it as the first time we've done it?

Just state which candidate your character would vote for as if they were citizens of the state, don't be such a tough wanna-be faggot about it.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Techpill
inevitable, but you'll get used to it

there's also the buzzard which you can summon for free if you own it

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@iluvmen
holy shit calm down you fucking turbo-autist, i'm prodding fun at your boring, pointless question, nobody said anything about killing video game politicians - you're the giant faggot seriously giving your character a political alignment here and getting butthurt about it, not me

Nojokur
Nojokur

@iluvmen
narrative logic in GTA:O

Every character is still a psychotic bank robber, then, even if you just do all the heists once? What counts as a narrative is pretty subjective when you're talking about a multiplayer RPG.

I'd vote for the opposite of whatever you're voting for just to make you even angrier over a retarded question.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

servers are dying

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Sir_Gallonhead
I experienced the same. Tryna make money

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Deadlyinx
I haven't given my character /any/ political alignment as he's literally nothing but a virtual husk to me, but if you seriously think that you're not the autist here for being a "2kool4skool" edgefag who literally talks like a contrarian 16 year old then you're pretty much mistaken.

The question asked "which" so that people have a reason to be creative in their writing considering how slow this general is, not to be such a fucking predictable hack about it.

@Nojokur
The narrative only treats 4 GTAO characters to exist and participate in whatever random bullshit happens around the map, anyone else outside of the cutscenes is treated as basically irrelevant NPCs.

Go ahead and vote anyway, I really don't care who you support or oppose, although it sounds to me that you're the butthurt one here for voting for someone/something out of sheer spite.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and LOTSA SPAGHETTI.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@AwesomeTucker
weegee is a tired meme and you should feel bad for posting it

TechHater
TechHater

finish heist setup
gets to mini-cutscene where all 4 of us are standing around
stab everyone to death immediately when I regain control of my character

who else does this

cum2soon
cum2soon

been getting this for the past 30 minutes now

Playboyize
Playboyize

@TechHater
no one
@cum2soon
rip in pieces

5mileys
5mileys

@TechHater
lemme guess you also wear BP vest+helmet like a shitter and have a kuruma as well

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@cum2soon
Rockstar is done

viagrandad
viagrandad

@5mileys
@Playboyize

i wear nothing but a dinosaur mask, timbs, and blue surgical gloves and drive a completely stock gallavanter

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Hearing how bad the armored kuruma is statuswise I still want to buy one so I have an armored ground transport

askme
askme

@viagrandad
dinosaur mask
Why is it that all the special snowflake shitters wear this, the ones who usually think they aren't shitters?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Carnalpleasure
not worth it unless you really like pve, gets taken out with one explosive. a better investment would be the insurgent or the duke o' death.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@askme
probably because it makes virgins like you angry when you get destroyed by them kid lol

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@haveahappyday
implying
I'm the shitter wearing the bigness mask and using the golden guns to fuck your ass my sweat boy. Lzzzzzzz

JunkTop
JunkTop

@PackManBrainlure
you're the type of guy that sends me 30 messages getting increasingly angrier after i stab you in the back and then go passive back to my crib and call up infernus to give me a lap dance kid

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@JunkTop
I've never given any shitter the satisfaction of typing anything, it makes them angrier. I just toggle passive after killing them a few times then wait till they go on their way. I follow them and blow their virgin asses up again, followed by toggling passive.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@GoogleCat
s-same

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@cum2soon
I just managed to log in

RavySnake
RavySnake

@eGremlin
MC IS SHIT! DONT DO IT user! WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@BlogWobbles
Same, looks like it's back up

RumChicken
RumChicken

"stop modding you shit"
"go back to suce you trash"

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

i need money reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@TreeEater
tfw chad

feels good

RavySnake
RavySnake

@CouchChiller
Never because I'm not a cuck.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

decide to do a contact mission
bring Technical custom
level 1 joins
plays as a white character with blonde dreadlocks and fucking timbs
he actaully uses my turret
It feels good to be on a team

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Need_TLC
ESKEETITTT

Flameblow
Flameblow

@LuckyDusty
Google session sweeper. You can use that to chill with friends in a "private" lobby

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Probably a stupid question. But what's the point of SMGs when assault rifles exist?
Specifically ones that can't be used in cars

MPmaster
MPmaster

What are the best ways to make money? I took a big break and now there's a ton of new shit. Is grinding Pacific Standard still the only way to make real money?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Crazy_Nice
Categorizing them with "machine guns" so MG's don't get lonely

askme
askme

@Crazy_Nice
pure style - also the combat MG is decent for lighting up enemies and helicopters/planes, i prefer the gusenberg sweeper just because it looks nice

the assault smg, rank 1 MG, and uzi are all actually dogshit though, no point in using them

Illusionz
Illusionz

@MPmaster
technically pacific standard is still the best (esp. if grinding them back to back with experienced players) but you can make pretty good money alone and effortlessly by doing some of this new stuff.

if you have the funds, consider investing in an office + vehicle warehouse and later the bunker + moc.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@MPmaster
@Illusionz
Yep, cheesing Pacific replays with dudes willing to give you their cut is the way to go

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@askme
assault smg feels pretty good to use with a suppressor though

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@CouchChiller
Fake news, the best way to make money is being my recruit in my CEO organization (Cold Steel).

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Carnalpleasure
can't argue honestly, i've never really used it all that much, the assault rifles are all pretty much just reskins of eachother so more power to you if an alternative works

5mileys
5mileys

HE, was just a boy next door.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@haveahappyday
barring a few weapons that are simply shit and cannot be fixed with any mindset (i.e. assault rifle, bullpup shotgun, vintage/sns pistol, mg, etc.) the best weapons are going to be the ones you enjoy using. aesthetic is key.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@askme
Uzi has the least amount of spread

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Burnblaze
nope, that would be Machine Pistol

JunkTop
JunkTop

@RavySnake
Try it out yourself

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Burnblaze
@JunkTop
reticule is smaller
checkmate atheists

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

It's interesting, certain effects like rain, smoke, muzzle flashes, interact weirdly with rockstar editor. They can't play in reverse essentially.

For example, if it's raining, and you try to roll the camera back, the rain will still fall downward, at whatever speed you're moving, it won't go back up into the sky.

Or for things like smoke clouds or muzzleflashes, they trigger at the proper moment, and will go in slow motion or whatever as you go forward, but if you try and scrub backwards even a little bit, the smoke or whatever will disappear. You have to go all the way back to the moment that triggered it, and then be very careful to go to where you want it to be.

It's a pain while doing it, but it's a neat little insight into how certain effects like that are programmed.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Just wondering. But how easy is it to get away with modding to get a bunch bux real fast?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Sharpcharm
it's better to just wait on it, p much inevitable if you jump around sessions and you don't run as much risk of account wipe

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Game doesn't want to give me any chance of having fun or getting cash today.

idontknow
idontknow

@Burnblaze
explain, user

tell us who hurt you

Methshot
Methshot

@CouchChiller
Like 3 days ago with a level 25 friend.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Crazy_Nice
Try using SMG in med range combat in those adversary modes that only give you a selection of weapons.
Pistols: close range, headshots are still a one hit kill
SMG: close, med range, hoses down retards
Assault rifle & everything else: situational, know when to use

Evilember
Evilember

@Lord_Tryzalot
It's stupid, to be honest

Soft_member
Soft_member

@idontknow
Mostly my lust for revenge, made sure whoever desroyed my profits had a bad time by following them all over the map until they left.
To be fair headshotting a guy with a plane wing earlier was fun.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Lord_Tryzalot
The same is true for vehicle damage and glass breaking. In fact the editor is so shit in that regard that if you render a clip of a vehicle that had a broken window before the start, the resulting video will have the window immediately shatter at the start of the clip.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Lord_Tryzalot
It's because they expect people to have basic editing software so they can do said things.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Dinka Jester Racecar or Dinka Jester Regular?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@TalkBomber
Racecar if tryhard racing, regular otherwise

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Soft_member
desroyed my profits
wait a minute. someone was about to destroy your shit and you didn't just change session the moment you had a chance?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@PurpleCharger
Who knew that trucks explode from one tiny grenade? And I was pretty sure that I would kill the attacker, but he lagged though any damage done to him.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@lostmypassword
user always sell when you're sure you won't be interrupted. never trust randoms. don't believe all that whiny shit about friendly randoms or the disadvantages of getting kicked out of sessions either, nobody should ever have a chance to disrupt your business like that.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

why the fuck cant i buy gta 2 from steam?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Stark_Naked
You can download it for free off Rockstar's website.

Flameblow
Flameblow

So, can we all agree that GTAV was the Saints Row 4 of GTA?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Flameblow
So it was San Andreas 2?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@King_Martha
Having armies of helicopters, opressors, armored vehicles after me because of one crate and my non-existant luck can be fun, if I survive in the end of course.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Emberburn
wait nigger did you not upgrade your brickade?

girlDog
girlDog

@New_Cliche
Why would I upgrade anything if I use crates to get money for vehicle warehouse?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@girlDog
you've got to crawl before you can walk user. besides, i don't think the upgrades for crate delivery vehicles are expensive at all. about $1M for everything, and that extends to all warehouses you decide to own.

takes2long
takes2long

Any you guys heard about joining discord servers and getting 5mil?
Anyone tried is. Is there a catch?

girlDog
girlDog

@takes2long
Yeah you have to use a botnet

King_Martha
King_Martha

@girlDog
Sign me up!

JunkTop
JunkTop

I honestly think at this point it's faster to make money legit than jump from lobby to lobby looking for a modder to give money.
I tried it today and barely made shit. You gotta be really lucky you find one that's really fucking generous or it's just a waste of time.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@JunkTop
Most modders just do that forced crash hack on you these days.

Skullbone
Skullbone

does anyone know whats the fastest vip work mission?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Skullbone
hostile takeover with package at lsia, followed by headhunter, followed by haulage

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@AwesomeTucker
thanks user. i appreciate you

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

literally every other server has some cunty hacker from the get-go
the ones that don't DO after about 25 minutes of playing

wow what a fun game, i love looking at untextured building and shitty clouds from a birds eye view because i'm always changing sessions to try and avoid the fact every third person in this dogshit game uses mods, wow, cool

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I've got 1.2 mil. A Vagner, CEO office and vehicle garage. Any suggestions on what I should spend it on or save for?
I was thinking making another $300k for Swift

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Sharpcharm
Buy a buzzard that way you can spawn it for free as a ceo.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Sharpcharm
save up that money and get a buzzard

TreeEater
TreeEater

Isn't the Grand Theft Auto V Megalodon Shark Card such a great value at a mere $99.99 USD guys!?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Spazyfool
@hairygrape
Aight. i'll go for that

Emberfire
Emberfire

@TreeEater
Yeah I bought 3!

WebTool
WebTool

@Emberfire
get on my level

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

So is normal that your dude gets bruises and the like?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@WebTool
Good goy

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

is the upgraded karin sultan from benny's any good?
it's only 12k to buy, how much is it for the custom upgrade?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@WebTool
he doesn't buy megalodon

hahahahahahahah

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Anyone know what apartments has the best interiors and views?
As far as I can tell .They don't let you tour any of them before buying

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Spazyfool
yeah, you get them randomly on death and go away if you spend enough time without dying (hours, anon) and also if you log out. don't worry, they're not permanent.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Should I get an office or bunker first?

TechHater
TechHater

@BunnyJinx
defo office first, user. after that set your eyes on the vehicle warehouse and then the buzzard. don't even look at the bunker until you have all that and at least $3m.

of course you are welcome to try purchasing the bunker first, but the grind is much more palpable due to having to actually buy/steal supplies and then wait the 2-3 hours (25 units is best for solo sales) it takes for the supplies to turn into stock. please deeply consider the first option before you turn this way.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@TechHater
I'm new so I'm not sure what most of this is, but what turned me off from office was having to do it all in free roam. Playing all this alone so I'm afraid of having to do all this solo.

Inmate
Inmate

KUSH COMA

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@PurpleCharger
you have to do all the new stuff in freemode. the only time you get a break from having to do stuff in freemode is when you do the special vehicle/moc missions to unlock discounts for their respective updates. even then, those missions are rarely played because you need at least one other player to do them.

i'm sorry user but you're going to have to pick one or the other and neither is just going to give you what you want unfortunately, i'd recommend just going along with the office and staying under the radar of anyone who's already gone through all the bunker stuff.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

HEY HEY HEY
HEY HEY HEY
HEY HEY HEY
HEY HEY HEY

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@PurpleCharger
It's not bad desu.
As long as you don't see any helis or jets on the map, you can usually get as your transporting done no problem.
If your do see them, just get new session.

Nojokur
Nojokur

get into gta:o for the first time today
getting there, rank 10 with some expac guns to tide me over until i can buy the default ones
one guy tries to kill me repeatedly, kill him instead, have some urban gunfights across lives
another guy tries going for me, has a full armored car and enjoys making me roadkill
get him later while he's busy by blindsiding him with a helicopter i stole from the airport
all while the first guy is still chasing and harassing me
the two start coming after me at the same time
they're even riding together
chase me all the way up to the wilderness of mount chiliad, lots of deaths on all sides
somehow i can even get them both if they get cocky, hiding behind trees and gunning them down through the unarmored section of the windshield as they try to drive-by
eventually get sick of this shit but don't wanna be a faggot and passive or go for a job
dive into the sea and go for one of the islands off west of a bridge on the western highway
wait for them both to loiter on the beach and ponder what to do
headcap them both with my marksman rifle and they stop bothering me after that
Thanks for listening to my blog. That was fun as FUCK though, I had to vent somewhere.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@TurtleCat
Serrano, F620, Schafter

cum2soon
cum2soon

@PurpleCharger
you can't just switch sessions, right? if so you'll lose yr shit

King_Martha
King_Martha

@cum2soon
You lose about three crates, or a fragment of whatever other product. Much better than the whole shipment.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Would you like to explain why I'm not your favorite /gtag/er?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Illusionz
I don't know who you are

girlDog
girlDog

tfw you will never get to deal directly to other players

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Illusionz
because you're a cunt ,:^)

Booteefool
Booteefool

@lostmypassword
@Playboyize
Bunch of rude dudes

DeathDog
DeathDog

@girlDog
set up deal with another player to sell warehouse stock to
Jetshitter comes and kills everyone within a second
This is why we wont ever get to deal. Motherfuckers wanna play it like its call of duty/battlefield.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@DeathDog
this to a tee, gta:o is designed to be as cunty and frustrating an experience as possible, the game even forces shitty, annoying banners up on your screen sometimes - stopping you from checking the scoreboard and opening certain menus - just to plaster "SOMEBODY IS PLAYING THE GAME, STOP THEM FROM HAVING FUN NOW" in your fucking face for 15 seconds straight

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@DeathDog
couldn't they just handle it like yacht defenses though?

massdebater
massdebater

They just need to make a server that doesnt show where any of the players are on the map.

viagrandad
viagrandad

requesting pc invite
Cathal1916

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@viagrandad
Requesting PC invite as well.

JemRedfield

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@massdebater
I'd KILL for this shit.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

this one autistic user is posting GTA IV screenshots for 100th time

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Carnalpleasure
what are you posting? what would you prefer to see posted?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Didn't played for quite some time.
Decided to play and try new things. Turn out you need like 20 mil to buy them. Played for a week got 1 mil and brought cheapest CEO. It's also require me to buy warehouses but i do not have money for them.
What i suppose to do now? Back to heists? They are so terrible with random people. Seriously, like GTA have some most retarded people i even seen in online game.
Right now i planing to make money for Buzzard because you apparently can call it with CEO.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Fried_Sushi
either whore yourself out to wealthier players, keep doing heists, or find a modder

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

join server with scrub friends
"Hey guys look at this new car-"
Faggots with APC drive by and blow us all up at friends office
Summon them to my apartment garage and get my APC from there
Call invincible Ruiner
Hunt and kill them, outnumbered 5 to 3
Hour long battle, two other groups show up
They retreat and do piracy prevention
Cap it very close to end, barely survived dog shot with armor
Fly to my yacht, activate PP, they cap it in five minutes
They're surrounding the boat and shooting, friends are scrubs don't have rpgs or money for poverty launchers (one accidentally blew his savings on the phantom wedge because he was curious if he could change the color)
gunfight on yacht begins but I'm tired of carrying scrub ass
Invite friends into yacht, we watch them hop on helipad
One buzzes door
I let him in, the madman
Eventually they all buzz in, we start drinking
I tell my friend told go outside and place bombs at the entrance
He leaves and obeys and tells me it's set up
Force everyone to leave yacht
Explosions and "x killed y" fill up the screen
Laugh to ourselves and go back into yacht
Leave server when I check minimal and see 3 apcs and a Hydra approaching boat

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Raving_Cute
not really
a lot

Methshot
Methshot

@Crazy_Nice
whore yourself out to wealthier players
Is that a thing? They just give me money? I suppose to follow them and ask for spare change?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Fried_Sushi
Go for vehicle warehouse. Ruiner parachute jumping can get you ~50-100k per full game, help others with their CEO/warehouses stuff.
Also I've got a question, do heist finales not have a description in their invites?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@WebTool
Oy vey, you're a loyal goy! I give you a very good offer; buy one megalodon shark card, the second megalodon shark card is 10% discounted!

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Inmate
WE FUCK YOU UP SO BAD YOU WILL NEVER TAKE A NORMAL DOO-DOO

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Lunatick
Go for vehicle warehouse.
Like i said i do not have money at all and they cost ~2 mil.
do heist finales not have a description in their invites?
I notes that sometimes they do not, maybe its because there cutscene before finale and game
requre full party just to watch it.
God dammit there so much wrong with this game like those fucking unspeakable cutscenes and other unconvincing bullshit.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@iluvmen
paying 80$ for a shark card

lol

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Stark_Naked
Ok I meant to say, do not get crate warehouse, waste of money, the small one will get you ~200k only after getting 16 crates one by one (that way you pay for crates only 32k intead of 96k) and then succesfully delivering them with someone else. It's better to save up 1.5kk to get cheapest vehicle warehouse and make more money, because you don't need to buy cars like crates and if you drive good you won't spend too much on repairs.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Firespawn
I did wanted to try it out but if you saying it docent worth it i won't bother with them.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@SniperWish
a-anon are you drunk right now or is English not your native language? Either way I agree that crates are a poor choice, the cheaper set up cost is not worth the long term hassle compared to vehicle export. Just do your best to get a vehicle warehouse.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Ok, real talk, vehicle warehouse or large crate warehouse?
Why and when.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Methshot
well they can't just give you money but a ceo who knows what he's doing will likely run vip work as often as possible for his associates. this, modders, adversary modes and heists are pretty much your only options if you're a new player looking for sufficient funds

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Spamalot
But im CEO now, can i run those vip works myself? Do i need team for them?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@LuckyDusty
Vehicle warehouse.
don't have to pay a cent if you're good at driving
easy to deal with enemy NPCs
you can do it solo

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@iluvmen
No and no.
You want money?
Go run the processed survival map, stay behind the van in the garage, it's 12 minutes of shooting for 30k and 8k rp if you complete all waves.
Shoot the heli rotors and have fun.
Do it two times to get 60k, become vip and alternate that survival with headhunter.
That's 50k in 20 mins.
Have fun.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

this shit is a lot more fun than I expected it to be
is there a mode that lets all of us go at the same time?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@ZeroReborn
Someone was saying about glitching the shit and getting only top cars, how does it work?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

what's the id of viva?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@haveahappyday
this shit is a lot more fun than I expected it to be
Mode is shit by default if you not playing most of time but watching other do.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@TurtleCat
10 standard range cars.
10 mid range cars.
13 top range cars.

Once you get all 33 unique cars, you start getting duplicates. So just sell any top range car in your warehouse, and when you do another car source, you should get the same car you just sold.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@New_Cliche
How much do i earn from a single top car sold?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@TreeEater

80k after all the costs. Assuming you don't crash

Emberfire
Emberfire

@StrangeWizard
i'm having fun watching players try to hailmary the 5

RavySnake
RavySnake

@King_Martha
That's pretty fucking good.
How many times can you sell in a hour?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@iluvmen
can i run those vip works myself?
yes, assuming you're an exceptional player. assuming you don't have a buzzard or kuruma you should only do executive search, haulage and hostile takeover for now (2 of those require at least one other player in session mind you) and do headhunter once you have one of the aforementioned vehicles. there are some extra jobs, but most are either not worth the effort or locked behind special vehicle purchases.

Do i need team for them?
no, but see my response above. you won't have a good time with most of these unless you have something capable of knocking out the objectives without any trouble.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@TurtleCat
despite all the shitposting, the kuruma\dod are goat vehicles for vip works

MPmaster
MPmaster

@RavySnake
20-50 minutes depending on how many you sell. To maximise your time, do this.

Vehicle source
Headhunter
Vehicle sell
Hostile Takeover
Headhunter
repeat to step 1

cum2soon
cum2soon

@RavySnake

You can sell one every 20 minutes.

Usually you sell a car, source another, do a mission, repeat. Assuming things go smoothly I can make a solid 4-500k an hour.

However, do not expect things to go smoothly

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@MPmaster
@cum2soon
That seems worth the effort.
Thanks.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@New_Cliche
i thought it was only 32 cars?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@cum2soon
tfw I have earned the equivalent of 10 Megalodon cards just from abusing the solo session glitch and doing car sales for a few straight weeks
Feels good man.

takes2long
takes2long

@StonedTime
sitting on the rear fender

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@BlogWobbles
how do i become like you
teach me master

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Is it true that the Arcadius comes with a garage?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@BlogWobbles
not earning 100 megalodon cards from abusing dupe glitch right now
spend 10 min fetching and delivering car for a measly 100k while you can get a 1 mil elegy in 3 minutes

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@iluvmen
dupe glitch
explain

Supergrass
Supergrass

@iluvmen
I forgot to mention that that was months ago. I have full garages with all the cars I want. Frankly speaking, I don't need the money anymore.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@haveahappyday
https://www.se7ensins.com/forums/threads/solo-car-duplication-unlimited-money-glitch.1664986/

if you're on PC, keep your settings absolutely minimum to better your odds of success, most people can only dupe 1 per session on PC

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Evilember
No he jumps out aswell without a parachute

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Supergrass
And years ago I settled with 30mil on last gen thinking im set for life, then the next gen "DLC" came

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Harmless_Venom
requires mobile command center
I think poorfags don't have one of those

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Harmless_Venom
There are easier ways to get money, like reenabling the stock market in online and hacking the stock amounts like you can do in singleplayer.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Harmless_Venom
requires moc
ok

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Emberburn
Use stealth money

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@SniperWish
already did. was curious to see what dupe glitch user was about to try out, but I doubt he has a mobile command center.

probably the safest method right now, tho, so probably worth it to grind out some heist and buy one.

also, I plan on buying a cheap copy of the game soon and do a money drop for /gtag/. have $60 on amazon and nothing else to spend it on. might as well give back to the community and drop some hackerbux.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Harmless_Venom
this thing has been there since gunrunning launch or am i wrong?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Garbage Can Lid
Isn't one who collect hacked money also gets ban?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Deadlyinx
just discovered over the weekend, Id say it has less than 24 hours lifetime by now

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Poker_Star
they've started doing a money adjust. they remove the cash, instead of banning. best to just buy a shit ton of x80 bonds and wait it out.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Need_TLC
x80 bonds
this
apparently they realized banning thousands of players that get hackerbux by underage retards isn't the correct way
they just remove all the hacked money
so your best option is to invest shit immediatelly

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I usually strongly agents hack and cheating but this game, this game so unfair and grindy just for sake of selling shark cards.
Every new expansion require so much bux.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@VisualMaster
I would classify GTA:O as an MMORPG. It expects that you have played the game from day-one and be sufficiently well-funded to purchase new content on the fly.

If not, then be prepared to grind, purchase shek cards or cheat.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

CAN'T WAKE UP.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@GoogleCat
tfw have 7000 hours on gta online alone
have only 10 on the singleplayer
send help

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@GoogleCat
Retail with bugged times
Will never know how much time I have actually wasted instead of being a productive member of society
Feels indifferent

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Ignoramus
You can still find out with your Social Club stats.

DO IT.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@SniperGod
The fuck am I doing with my life

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Lord_Tryzalot
Exactly what god has intended for you, user.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@CouchChiller
What a dick

Flameblow
Flameblow

@GoogleCat
How the hell are you not bored after 100 hours? I can understand Dota, people have dreams there about getting out of the trash, but here you just buy everything and sit on a pile of cash.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Flameblow
That's what I thought until I found the /gtag/ crew. Friends, the sole reason I keep playing this game.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

We posting stats?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Nojokur
Friends
from Veeky Forums

Supergrass
Supergrass

@TreeEater
If though this anonymous Tajikistani dating forum is inherently toxic as hell, that does not mean you cannot find the good people from it.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Supergrass
I only had bad experiences thanks to people from Veeky Forums.
Enjoy your "friendships" i guess.

5mileys
5mileys

Post rare cars

Nojokur
Nojokur

@5mileys
This is the worst picture that's ever been posted in this general, alongside Viva's face

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Nojokur
To be fair, my nosebleed selfie was supposed to be bad

He had a choice to make it non-shit colors, and he still went with that choice. Meanwhile, I didn't choose to have a 40 minute nosebleed

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Nojokur
viva's face
SAUCE
NOW

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Bidwell
Why the fuck would I save that image, it'd probably damage my HDD

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@SniperGod
one billion income
literally how

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Bidwell
Check the archives of tf2g or gtag

@Fuzzy_Logic
Money drops. I'm not proud

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Stark_Naked
Money drops.
literally why
what's the purpose of begging hackers for hackerbux when you can just cheese heists and do shit

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I feel like putting some GTA SA cars like this and the lowrider from the dance mission in my garage

Not sure anyone would get the reference though

massdebater
massdebater

some random fucking fuckwit filled my house with npcs resembling jesus christ
how do i get rid of these bastards, they're beating the shit out of each other and running around like rabbits

Emberburn
Emberburn

@massdebater
Sounds like a good time

farquit
farquit

@massdebater
Post pics.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@farquit
i fixed this apparently
restarting the game did the trick
i fucking hate modders

Snarelure
Snarelure

@DeathDog
i'd gladly have a million NPC's in my house and get a few million hackerbux m8

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

does anyone else love using the Uzi?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Lord_Tryzalot
no

Methshot
Methshot

@Lord_Tryzalot
Too weak. Prefer AP pistol. When i buy armory i make sure to get rid of all that useless weapon.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Methshot
it's good for close range tho

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Lord_Tryzalot
Machine Pistol masterrace

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Spazyfool
Not sure how it become better close range since it has really low recoil anyway.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

there are people in this thread thinking the buzzard is an essential pvp vehicle
two revolver shots
that's all it takes to fuck the shit out of you shitters
kys

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Stark_Naked
Buzzard is an essential PvP vehicle, you just havent seen the wonders that some people can do in it

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@whereismyname
you can be all topgun you want, it takes two revolver bullet to kill you
have fun, faggot

Nojokur
Nojokur

all the new armoured vehicles have shit range so the hydra still dominates the sky
you're still better off just pulling out a sniper

Meanwhile helicopters still have armour made of paper

massdebater
massdebater

@Stark_Naked
And i brought Savege, if i knew from beginning you can spawn Buzzard with CEO for free i would defiantly reconsider.
Savege is fun and all but for it size and inertion it has really low armor and one rocket is enough to take him down, that just not fair.

Soft_member
Soft_member

put a revolver in the game
make it single action and thus useless against seizure-marksman-shooters, aka everyone

Gee. Gee.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Soft_member
I keep the revolver in my pocket so I can shoot the tail rotors off helicopters.

FastChef
FastChef

@TreeEater
drive neon watermelon tofu, kill all ceo ,only join 90 full, dress in neon anime clothing

i didnt know I am chad

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@WebTool
this is photo shop right? no one can be this stupid right?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@FastChef
kill all ceo
Did CEO touched you in a bad place when you were kid?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@SniperGod
they refused to pay me and kicked me after I did their dirty work

supporting the ((ceo))

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

go to rob fleeca by myself
not open
this some bullshit. I was about to one man heist and be out clean before the cops showed up.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@PurpleCharger
no lol same as any other office you buy one unless you had one prior

TechHater
TechHater

@Boy_vs_Girl
Oh, I sure am. Shitting on Chads like you who think they're hot-shit at PVP is hilarious.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@BinaryMan
lol go on

eGremlin
eGremlin

I don't know what's worse; being in a session full of MrBossFTW's crewmembers...

Inmate
Inmate

... Or being in a session full of IGN crew shitters.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Nekrolysis
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_pc (PC only)

Gib invite pls

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Is it possible to play my old copy of GTA IV on win10?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@LuckyDusty
yes

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Nojokur
well, i installed it but the game wont load saying i need to place the original disk in there but it's already in... does that mean i have a faulty disk?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@MPmaster
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/200144936-GTA-IV-PC-installation-instructions

you need social club application for the original disk. and you really should've bought the liberty city set for $7 on steam. you won't need to deal with this troublesome installation, plus you get both DLC expansions.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Evil_kitten
why is he stupid

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Carnalpleasure
I can't post GTA IV screenshots too!

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Stark_Naked
2 revolver shots
Nice larp faggot, its 4 shots to break the tail rotor of a helicopter a player is occupying.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Nojokur
Good job user

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@whereismyname
Unironically all the lads in this pic

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

we /gtaivg/ now?

girlDog
girlDog

@CouchChiller
unironically yes

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Burnblaze
hahahahah

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@WebTool
This reminds me of the night I got drunk and spent £200 on GE in War Thunder. I still haven't forgiven myself.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Burnblaze
@whereismyname
crew of 200+
only the same 5 ausfags playing

Is this the state of ps4gtag?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Lord_Tryzalot
yes.
who /mosquito strat/ here?
@Methshot
enjoy not being able to hit shit after like 15 bullets and having shit reset times.
@BinaryMan
using the machine pistol post nerf
ISHYGDDT

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@PackManBrainlure
and to this day I wish this was a minigame

I've waited 3 years for it, and it's not going to happen

Spamalot
Spamalot

@cum2soon
Agreed. It should pause the heist and let you try to get another player without losing progress. Players joining would see something like "in progress" at the end of the heist name.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TechHater
step it up

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Inmate
people only join IGN to get extra exp and shit. chances are they will still tear each other apart

Emberburn
Emberburn

@VisualMaster
Yeah, they still fight each other for no reason. They don't care about team work at all.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@TreeEater
what's the mosquito strat m8

girlDog
girlDog

@Fuzzy_Logic
have annoying fast movement whether on foot or on a bike, high accuracy fast 2 round bursts, and good aim

my favorite is the double t and a supressed uzi

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@girlDog
wouldn't it be better to just use any weapon while in first person if you wanted fast movement?

wouldn't it be better to use something like the streetsweeper of the sawn-off while on a bike?

girlDog
girlDog

@5mileys

fun fact: the sultan has the best offroad grip of all super cars

too bad it's overall shit

Bidwell
Bidwell

@girlDog
only because it belongs in the sports category

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Bidwell
The upgraded Sultan RS is in Super category.
Elegy stays in Sports, even after upgrading.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

How common are hackers in Online? I have around 50 hours so far and didn't come across a single guy dropping money. Is it just me being unlucky?

Nojokur
Nojokur

It's a neverever but

New update
After finishing the single player mode you can take your GTA:O character into single player mode
All your cash and shit carries over between the two modes
The protags from the single player mode can take missions from your GTA:O dude for bonus cash and to help out your gunrunning/MC/etc work too

Good idea or bad?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Need_TLC
there are people who still use first person

How in the world anyone deal with those gaudy viewmodels and over the top muzzle flash?

You lose situational awareness, have 90 of your screen taken up by REALLY BIG GUN LOOK HOW BIG IT IS LET'S SHOVE IT IN YOUR FACE WHEN YOU RUN, and you still can't increase the fov
or viewmodel orientation.

Third person is the only sane way to play this game. Stop letting those adad shitters get to you.

Lunatick
Lunatick

finally get an empty server
start motorcycle club sale by myself
it gives me three of the Post-Op delivery trucks
only sell 2/3 of my weed
Fuck this game

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Well I fucked up.
I bought the drag bike thinking it was 97k, not 970k

massdebater
massdebater

@Lunatick
Start something by myself
"This game sucks cause I didn't bring friends to help with the sales"

No one to blame but yourself

eGremlin
eGremlin

@DeathDog
user, muzzle flash isn't really a problem when you're only looking at a little white dot that turns red when it hovers over the enemy. i mainly only use it for sniping but you're generally at danger of being overpowered by the adad shitters whenever you're at a distance or narrow pathway because they don't need to sacrifice speed for accuracy. third person is still good but first person shouldn't be simply ignored.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@massdebater
I prefer to play video games by myself. GTAO is shit because too many things are team based.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Bidwell
only because it belongs in the sports category

true. there are sports cars that are overall better than the sultan.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Lunatick
should have invested in a crate or vehicle warehouse, everything besides that is specifically designed to fuck you over if you work alone

Methshot
Methshot

@StonedTime
There almost always an open invite to a party in the chat. Join it and talk to people. Not our fault that you're a deaf mute faggot.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@eGremlin
it is for people like me who have a light sensitivity and hate dumb viewmodels. If the game didn't have a night cycle it would be fine, but that's wayyy to much shit going on
You also lack the ability to do 180 pre-aimed m1m2 in first person

also
simple sight
why do you do this to yourself?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Garbage Can Lid
At least 0 was very good

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

tfw nobody joins your missions because you're low-level
i just wanna have fun

cum2soon
cum2soon

@eGremlin
it is for people like me who have a light sensitivity and hate dumb viewmodels.
have you turned your brightness down, user? also, doesn't a suppressor take care of at least one of those problems?

If the game didn't have a night cycle it would be fine, but that's wayyy to much shit going on
it's a lot simpler compared to most fps games, user. you just haven't acclimated yet for some reason.

You also lack the ability to do 180 pre-aimed m1m2 in first person
how often would i really need to do this? the combat isn't all that fast or detailed in this game.

why do you do this to yourself?
most of the weapons in this game are hitscan, which usually means that they're about as good as i want them to be. having a slightly more detailed reticle does nothing to enhance my experience

farquit
farquit

Do jet rockets stay forever or something? I had a jet "battle" one guy just shot at me while I evaded and I know that I can shoot only two rockets at a time, but then I had to evade 4 rockets in under 2 seconds and got hit by fifth, the hell that was about.
Also recommend me recording software (OBS/Fraps?), shit that happens to me is too good to be forgotten.

JunkTop
JunkTop

So, we getting the Ardent tomorrow or what?

FastChef
FastChef

@JunkTop
you will get whatever you want least and like it

likme
likme

@cum2soon
have you turned your brightness down, user? also, doesn't a suppressor take care of at least one of those problems?

My brightness is all the way down already. Mild photophobia is a gift and a curse.

Suppressors are for plebs who don't like numbers.

It's a lot simpler compared to most fps games, user. you just haven't acclimated yet for some reason.
If it handled like a fps game it wouldn't be a problem. At least those games have fov and viewmodel sliders, actual consistent and decent movement. The movement is ripped straight from those basement made 2008 era fps'

how often would i really need to do this? the combat isn't all that fast or detailed in this game.
depends on how fast you want to drop zergs and pack fighters to be honest. It makes the difference between winning and losing 1vX's against people who don't wear their 4 day old dirty underwear on their heads.

most of the weapons in this game are hitscan, which usually means that they're about as good as i want them to be. having a slightly more detailed reticle does nothing to enhance my experience.

It's the whole covering the pixel you're trying to shoot at part. Never understood how people could do it. Complex gives you the best pistol crosshair, best non hitscan crosshair (the rpg crosshair is GOAT), and the iconic crosshair for rifle aiming.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Stark_Naked
revolver
downing a chopper
If you're an idiot you would get hit by the round in the first place.
@Soft_member
Learn to use it, the single action isn't a problem since it is remedied by strafing quickshots, throw a BST in and just one shot people.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

why do people use the elegy custom for duping? wouldn't the x80 be better or is there a reason why?

Inmate
Inmate

@Raving_Cute
open the creator for the first time and create a track
no one joins custom races

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@likme
Mild photophobia is a gift and a curse
seems more like a "play video games less" kind of disease

Suppressors are for plebs who don't like numbers.
how so? the damage deductions are often miniscule if not nonexistent and most suppressors don't even work the way they're supposed to. it's solely about the feel.

At least those games have fov and viewmodel sliders
that's why it's so much simpler, user. a lot of people have the same complaints and still manage to make due.

depends on how fast you want to drop zergs and pack fighters to be honest.
literally just get better at picking your fights. don't get caught in a setting where players can get the drop on you if you think it'll happen. if a shitter wants you enough, they'll just follow you wherever you go.

Never understood how people could do it
more a matter of personal preference but the difference between players using either has always been negligible

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Spamalot
how long did it take you to draw this

w8t4u
w8t4u

@CodeBuns
trying to discuss with a "top sniper" that gets taken out by randoms who just got the game

King_Martha
King_Martha

what's the best crew to make money with?
the discord fueled one or viva's?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@w8t4u
who are you quoting?

WebTool
WebTool

@Spamalot
tfw no civilian ETR1 version

massdebater
massdebater

@Inmate
decide to try custom DM or TDM
it's a 500 level shitters with exploding bullets and hidden tanks and jets against low levels
if it's not them then it's 1000000$$$ and RP bait lobby with one cheater-host using minigun on melee players

Supergrass
Supergrass

@massdebater
melee players
picturing a melee-only player class in my head

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@King_Martha
Our Discord is pretty dead. Everyone's busy nowadays or just doesn't wanna do GTA V as much as they used to

iluvmen
iluvmen

@massdebater
Wait, if I'm willing to get shitted on by some tard I can make loads of dosh doing custom DMs?

idontknow
idontknow

@Carnalpleasure
99% of the time a dupe will not take on the sale value that a legit bought car might. An x80 dupe might sale for 200k tops + the $ from whatever upgrades you bought for it.

An Elegy Retro can get about 960k worth of upgrades added to it and the original car is always free so the sale value is 960k per car. You're lucky to get 300k out of a fully upgraded top range supercar.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@idontknow
oh shit, thanks man

Illusionz
Illusionz

@iluvmen
No you don't get $1000000 and RP, it just a skiddy getting kills, because he can't get them any other way.
See picrelated, I was interested in a match where a bunch of people would beat shit out of each other with golf clubs, then climb that thing that leads to the narrow path that leads to platforms with weapons and vehicles. Half of the lobby were beggars. In the end host got 300+ kills, a couple people including me got to walk on and fall off that path (sadly nobody got to the end), but the funniest part is, when beggars started asking for money host promised at 20 minute mark he said that he'll give them the money in the second round. Sane people left and as far as I know, half of the lobby stayed in hopes of getting money.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Illusionz
Should have known

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Rockstar has a serious hard-on for adding vehicles without working foglights. just dont add foglights if they dont work wtf

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@VisualMaster
word. the retro comet has 9+ bumper options, and not one of them has working foglights

5mileys
5mileys

@BunnyJinx
fucks up the torero big time

idontknow
idontknow

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

Supergrass
Supergrass

r8 this new adversary game mode

Vigilantes and Coyotes
Two teams of 2+, up to 5v5
Team One has Ruiner 2000s
Team Two has Weaponized Tampa's
Dumbfire Rockets and straight forward machine guns only (maybe mines if it could be on both?) No homing missiles or mortars or dual chaining
Or give jump function to both
one mode is just TDM, with both cars having to kill each other
Other is just CTF but with cars

hairygrape
hairygrape

@idontknow
to play as white men with beards and sunglasses

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

there are people who add scopes to their MG's instead of firing it from the hip like Rambo

5mileys
5mileys

@BlogWobbles
using mgs instead of rockets
lol?

Flameblow
Flameblow

Does any vehicle in the game, have a gun that can track the target?

Cause i'm pretty sure, the Hunter in San Andreas could do that shit.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@5mileys
using rockets instead of spawning 20 jesus clones with miniguns
lol?

5mileys
5mileys

is anybody else only getting about 650 thousand per elegy custom?

Evilember
Evilember

@5mileys
Are you adding chrome rims?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Nude_Bikergirl
spawning 20 jesus clones with miniguns instead of only using the vintage pistol
lol?

5mileys
5mileys

@Flameblow
The Hunter has two sets of weapons, which consist of a chain gun mounted on the chin, and dual rocket pods. This weaponry makes the Hunter a deadly vehicle. The chain gun is autonomous and automatically lock/fire at targets in a 45 degrees radius.

Nothing in GTA V does this

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Evilember
i am not, FUCK

thanks man

iluvmen
iluvmen

@5mileys
More armed, and armored vehicles than ever before.
It's still inferior to a game, from ages ago.
R* at its finest...

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Why is this shit so dead?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

We're all busy boys who work or go to school

Right?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@GoogleCat
Why wouldn't it be? Majority of people have played it for years and are probably burnt out

Soft_member
Soft_member

hey fuckers, has the military vest dripped down yet?

Methshot
Methshot

@CodeBuns
seems more like a "play video games less" kind of disease
It's more of a hypersensitivity thing. I've had it since I was a kid I think.

how so? the damage deductions are often minuscule if not nonexistent and most suppressors don't even work the way they're supposed to. it's solely about the feel.
insert 99 in 5 meme with an angry face backdrop here.
I've lost count in past games where I was like "this fucker would be dead if I wasn't using a fucking silencer like a retard" So I just never run them on anything now.

literally just get better at picking your fights. don't get caught in a setting where players can get the drop on you if you think it'll happen. if a shitter wants you enough, they'll just follow you wherever you go.
But those are the fun fights to win. Playing like an idiot and winning is F.U.N

more a matter of personal preference but the difference between players using either has always been negligible
I understand this, but even in my own friend circle I'm just like "what are ya doin"?

that's why it's so much simpler, user. a lot of people have the same complaints and still manage to make due.
It just seems too "tunnel vision with a dpad" to un-ironically use

iluvmen
iluvmen

join a random contact mission
this happens

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@iluvmen
skirt on a bike

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Burnblaze
Skirts are cute though.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Spazyfool
yes, but impractical on a motorbike. muh suspension of disbelief.

Techpill
Techpill

@iluvmen
wtf thats me

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Techpill
Why'd you leave? Was it for the memes?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Boy_vs_Girl
I accidently started one of those missions from the menu and you joined immediately so I decided to have a bit of fun then leave

StonedTime
StonedTime

page 10

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

ded goyim

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

i bet the trannies did this

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

does buying full coverage add on to the sell price of a vehicle?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Discord

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Raving_Cute
It's not the best performance wise but there's a ton of customization options and it looks great, in my opinion.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Discord is good

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Nude_Bikergirl
:)

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Soft_member
Wat vest? The Ballistic equipment? It's a research item. It's been out since day 1.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@whereismyname
Good goy. Give them all your data. I still run my own teamspeak server for a huge group of friends and guild members. Much better quality and privacy

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Post your:

Best Song
Lion Babe - Treat Me Like Fire
Worst Song
Four Tet - HEY HEY HEY

Spamalot
Spamalot

Which would you rather have?
Club update with new dance emotes and outfits that cover everything from raver to urban
or
Melee update that brings back styles from SA with more styles and new melee weapons and outfits

melee update will have knight armor and a broadsword so you can go full knigga

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Spamalot
None of this and add Tuner cars instead fuck your shitty Second Life idea new melee styles would be neat though.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@PurpleCharger
All updates add some amount of new outfits, weapons, cars, etc. The Tuner update will most likely bring us full weeb mode slightly hoping for some eurobeat music to get added if it happens

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Spamalot
I'd like both, but probably the dance/club thing

WebTool
WebTool

@Spamalot
Just let the game die

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Poker_Star
Treat me liike (Treat me Liike!) Treat me Liike (OOHH) Fire! (Fire..) Fire!) (Fire)

Best Song
Yeasayer - O.N.E.
Worst Song
Four Tet - HEY FM

askme
askme

Dripfeed soon fellow shitter

Soft_member
Soft_member

Which piece of shit car drops tomorrow? How much longer are they milking this update?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Poker_Star
Party all the time
If you leave me now (cause i tear up)

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Soft_member
not the one you want more

and they'll milk it as long as shark card sales remain consistent

TechHater
TechHater

page 10

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Poker_Star
Best Song
either Highwayman or Fuck the Makeup, Skip the Shower

Worst Song
There aren't that many songs I truly dislike, just don't respond to, if there's one I dislike I tend to just change the channel.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@BinaryMan
Just pick one

I was a highwayman, along the coachroads I did ride
There's nothing that/can improve me. This is not a/fucking movie

SniperWish
SniperWish

Just requested a crew invite
Name: Drakester080

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@StonedTime
for my favorite?

Gun to my head, have to pick, probably fuck the makeup skip the shower.

For worst song, the first thing that comes to my mind as a song I dislike is Bugatti, and even then I've grown to sort of appreciate it in just how over the top it is. It's definitely an aesthetic.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

It feels like top tier cars for the CEO car missions show up less now. Did they nerf the chance or something?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@PurpleCharger
user it's all rng unless you do the 32 car trick

make sure you have 10 unique standard tier, 10 unique mid tier and 12 unique top tier. once you do this, you will always get top tier cars.

takes2long
takes2long

@w8t4u
that's what I've been doing forever I guess I've just been unlucky.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@takes2long
What? If you have all the standard and mid range cars, and are missing a few top range cars, you should ONLY get top range cars. If you're getting even a single standard or mid range car you're doing something wrong.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@w8t4u
that webm
I'm glad real life is like my gta online. At first it didn't make sense why the cops kept shooting even with just one star but now i see it's accurate

King_Martha
King_Martha

@VisualMaster
Not him but I've been getting a lot more standards and mids too. I did the 32 car trick.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@King_Martha
Once you get your 32nd car, you have to start selling your top range cars. If you don't and then source another car, you will start getting dupes.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@King_Martha
So what with warehouses, should i save for biggest one? The most expensive? How does that work. I have to drive tho them with cars? Who should i buy?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Dead like my relationship status with the opposite sex

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@cum2soon
More like anything with a fuckin' pulse you goddamn loser.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Soft_member
Ardent or XA-21. It's all that's left and it could be either.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Multiplayer plebs

Booteefool
Booteefool

@BinaryMan
he thinks reshade makes his game look better

Bidwell
Bidwell

it's the ShitAss-21

idontknow
idontknow

@Bidwell
At least it's not the Shitassrgent that can't even be submersible.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Booteefool
Not a reshade and not an enb but nice try.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Bidwell
Wow, I was really thinking it was going to be the Ardent. Rockstar's randomness strikes again.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Bidwell
aw ye that's the one

Soft_member
Soft_member

Cuckstar basically killed off any potential interest for the Ardent.
Can't use it for races unlike the XA-21
Nightshark has "better" anklebiters
You can't put MOC livery mods on it

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Soft_member
You forgot the major one
It's not even a submarine

Also can they enable the guns on the JB700 now and also add a non armed option holy shit J* get it together

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@5mileys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxc7XlJR6zE

I'm still fucking salty this wasn't in gunrunners

Emberburn
Emberburn

XA21 sure uses a lot of spare T20 parts from the discount bin..

viagrandad
viagrandad

short skirt
enema/dix shirt

You know who you are slut

massdebater
massdebater

anyone tested the XA-21 yet, hows the performance

FastChef
FastChef

Complete Gunrunning sale for a t-shirt
Coil Arms division

Oh shit, Stungun when?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Emberburn
prove it

RumChicken
RumChicken

@FastChef
Never. Coil Arms is just that machine gun with a silencer built in.

@Emberburn
It uses parts from everything. Exhaust, hood, bumpers, multiple engines ripped directly out of other cars. It even uses what appears to be an uprezzed model of the Super GT grill from GTAIV.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@RumChicken
PDW

Oh right, that exists.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@eGremlin
You also lack the ability to do 180 pre-aimed m1m2 in first person

idk what this really means but if you hit C or whatever your lookback button is while aiming a weapon your character instantly does a 180 without breaking aim

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Fun fact: The XA-21 gets a traction increase from changing the engine from stock. In other words, this thing has a double spoiler enhancement. Pretty sure that's a bug.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@SomethingNew
a "bug" that will go 'uncorrected' until a week or so after it becomes public knowledge of course.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@viagrandad
Can't be me, my shirt doesn't say Dix.

@RumChicken
multiple engines
Is this like that one WAT Racing greentext where the team couldn't decide on an LS1 swap or a 2JZ swap so they compromised by putting one in the front and the other in the trunk?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Gigastrength
Nope. You can rip the whole engine out and replace it with an alternative model. Your choices are the covered engine from the Penetrator and the engine block from all the Karin cars.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Morning

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

spend two million dollars on a car
exposed engine bay looks like a friday hackjob from General Motors
couldnt they manage the cables

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I wish GTA V was 3 islands like literally every other GTA game just so there was a reason to use boats and submarines

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Coil also manufactures the Rail gun. You can seen the logo when shooting it in fps.

SniperWish
SniperWish

dude do sell mission to unlock this shirt
lag out session, restart business
dude go from desert bunker to south LS docks, fetch that railgun
sell as soon as 1 strip 14000, in sandy shore cause i just wanna do it quick
dude take this insurgent to poleto bay
dude get out of your insurgent and kill 10 goons
dude now drive down to martins farm
kill those 10 guys again, except they have shitty waypoint running up and down highway all over the place, better chase them down
repeat 5x
dude you need to get out of the area to get the money
14000k

thanks for convincing me to dupe 5 more elegys, I wonder what kind of retards play this game "legit" let alone doing cuckeo in public lobbies

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Redpill me on elegy duping

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Sharpcharm
great way to get yourself banned and whine about how you diddu nuffin

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Sharpcharm
the red pill is carpe diem, about to be patched anytime now

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Harmless_Venom
But it is island. One big motherfucking island.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Skullbone
stop bullshitting you little fuck, Ive been glitching since 2013 and glitches never gets punished

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@viagrandad
the skirt is so the tip of the penis get airflow

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@SniperWish
I wonder what kind of retards play this game "legit" let alone doing cuckeo in public lobbies
Me, because i do not know other way. Most things you do in this game are highly unrewarding.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@StrangeWizard
With no water in between it except the Alamo

Lunatick
Lunatick

Haven't played in over a year
Can you sell or get rid of the money-sink businesses you own yet?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@SomethingNew
And you can't even use the sub in the alamo sea. This is one of the laziest map designs i have ever seen.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Lunatick
you wish goy

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

What is this glorious car
great engine sound
looks good as fuck
is a maserati
great perfomance
seems hard enough to drive that shitters will have a hard time
I LOVE IT

girlDog
girlDog

@TurtleCat
literally shitters car for racing/easy corners

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@TurtleCat
seems hard enough to drive
user...
That's the new king of the supers class. It eats corners like nothing. The shitters are gonna love it.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@TurtleCat
white and black
why are you such a basic bitch

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

pending request for gtag, Some0neUnknown

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Dreamworx
@Poker_Star
Just tested, set new record on Pier Race, it does oversteer like crazy
Surely shitters can't handle it? SURELY

farquit
farquit

@massdebater
I tested it before release and it outclasses the Nero. Best car in game so far.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@GoogleCat
It's incredibly easy to compensate for oversteer. Your underestimating shitters too much.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@SomethingNew
Now when you said change the engine, do you mean Engine Tunes or the Engine Block?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@SniperWish
just feels smug to earn everything you own, user

when you can just get all the money you need via dupe glitches everything becomes much less worthwhile. also holy shit nigger be more patient

takes2long
takes2long

tfw I'm happy with a maxed out feltzer.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@TurtleCat
is a maserati
its literally Jaguar C-X75
hard to drive
lol

whereismyname
whereismyname

I-it's FAST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgCE7m1DGmw

girlDog
girlDog

@Illusionz
be more patient

tell that to T2 shareholders, they are running the fucking franchise into ground

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Raving_Cute
eat shit it's a maserati now

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Nude_Bikergirl
eat shit it's a spyker c8 now

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

What are the bonuses and stuff this week if any?

askme
askme

@Nojokur
Sounds kinda boring just giving out missions

FastChef
FastChef

@SomethingNew
@RumChicken
Is there a difference between the V8 and V12?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Crazy_Nice
Well you can use it there, but even outside of the sea there's nothing worth using it for. I wish they'd added a sunken oil rig or something to explore. Actually a regular oil rig would be nice, put a gang attack on there or something

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@askme
Could have your GTA:O dude act as a fourth character during new missions. Like maybe we finally get source missions that give you more than one car to steal

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

so anyone getting mad dosh on ps4 using the new double gta$ event for gunrunning?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@FastChef
@SomethingNew
Doesn't seem like it, but adding any option in the motor, like the stock one with chrome topping, gives it traction equivalent to a spoiler.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Spazyfool
Broughy says that does nothing though. Plus it has an active spoiler anyway so surely that's moot?

Does changing the engine change the noise it makes? I think it did when I put the V12 on but I'm not loading the game just to check that.

Techpill
Techpill

@BunnyJinx
mad dosh
gunrunning
lol

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Techpill
so, user, what do you do for mad dosh? excluding begging modders for money or glitching or buying shark cards

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Boy_vs_Girl
not that guy, but I/E is the best way

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Is the APC worth getting?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Crazy_Nice
Do you have a buddy? Do you frequently drive into bodies of water intentionally or otherwise? Do you want to stay under the speedlimits despite your best efforts to exceed them? Then sure, why not.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Crazy_Nice
Only if you have friends.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@CouchChiller
tfw ptsd after losing 4 four car collections in a day due to hackers/idiots

suffering. just want dosh. this solo vip shit sucks

TechHater
TechHater

@CouchChiller
current year
still a maze bank peasant
being a maze bank peasant ever

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

>>186191581
https://youtu.be/WgCE7m1DGmw?t=82 He says that LSC is lying in the video

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Playboyize
why do you faggots still grind some pointless fetch quest disguised as "gameplay", is this reddit or something? get in on that dupe glitch or stealth money right fucking now, this is pissing me off

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TechHater
Just brought it several day ago. Yes, im really poor, cant even afford any decor options.
Other user.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Praise him.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@RumChicken
"Gameplay is just boring grind being disguised with fun things to do!"
"Game is better when you do nothing to get everything, and having nothing to do in the end!"
This is some new form of autism right here.

Methshot
Methshot

@MPmaster
driving back and forth between 2 points with sudden npc spawn with magical tracing bullets for a few bucks is fun
waiting for arbitrary cooldown timer set by jewish developer is fun

having everything and fucking around friends isnt fun

I cant imagine how void your life is that you gain pleasure from doing menial task for fake money

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Methshot
Have everything
Invite friends
"So, what you wanna do?"
"I dunno, shit on rando?"
Fun lasts 5 minutes
"What next? Drive around?"
"Eh, sure... aaaaand bored now. Wanna heist?"
"Why not?"
And suddenly you're doing exactly what the game is intended for. Congrats.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@CodeBuns
heists are infinitely better than fetch quests we've been getting for the past 2 years, Id have some respect for R* if they put in a random lottery system that replicates billion dollar bounty days that riles up the entire lobby against the lucky guy with a big reward but the system we have is only designed for lifeless grinders and giving shitters excuse to freeroam death match, costing money and generating shark sales

Supergrass
Supergrass

Make a new thread

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Sir_Gallonhead
@Skullbone
Christ, this.
The APC is a useful "leave me the fuck alone" vehicle by itself but you NEED a competent gunner to really do anything offensive with it.
I say competent because I can't count the number of times I've driven my APC up to a GTAG in the middle of a shitter battle, they hop in, and then just kinda stare into space shooting at air instead of the very obvious shitter. Your gunner has to be on the same wavelength as you. If they are, it's an amazing tool, but if not, try before you buy.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Supergrass
Here you go

/vg/thread/186193596#p186193596
/vg/thread/186193596#p186193596
/vg/thread/186193596#p186193596
/vg/thread/186193596#p186193596
/vg/thread/186193596#p186193596

Firespawn
Firespawn

@TechHater
I just picked someone up there and noticed my pl8, m8.

I'm a Fidget Spinner CEO

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