/owg/ - Overwatch General

Booteefool
Booteefool

Cute dyke edition

The Summer Games 2017 event is Live!
last year's summer games items are back for regular pricing (1x), while new items are also available for event pricing (3x)
the event ends on August 28th
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OWbGgGjdBk

Event item tracker
https://js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/SUMMER_GAMES

DEATHMATCH has been added to the PTR
includes both 6v6 TDM and 8-man FFA
along with a new map built for FFA (it's bloo's family home)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_CBzklel1c

Most recent developer update video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPs__eUvtvU

Newest comic
https://reader.madefire.com/work/w-a2da1239584645338362109be0e7f1fd/read/

Latest PC patch notes
PTR: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20861969
Live: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc

Overwatch dev tracker
http://www.overstalk.io

Hero tips, tricks and basics
https://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

Source / Quake mouse sensitivity converter
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

Personal stats / leader boards
https://overbuff.com
https://masteroverwatch.com

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All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OWbGgGjdBk
https://js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/SUMMER_GAMES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_CBzklel1c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPs__eUvtvU
https://reader.madefire.com/work/w-a2da1239584645338362109be0e7f1fd/read/
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20861969
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc
http://www.overstalk.io
https://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
https://overbuff.com
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://www.gamespot.com/articles/blizzard-launching-global-diversity-and-inclusion-/1100-6452461/
https://web.archive.org/web/20170713210341/http://newnormative.com/2017/07/13/no-skill-heroes-ableism-misogyny-overwatch/
https://www.themarysue.com/overwatch-summer-games-skins-review/
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20758636412?page=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57zFkL9GSZA
https://exhentai.org/g/1100102/a8b6cf8d56/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sWAtkHtKqs
CodeBuns
CodeBuns

MEI IS CUTE

Methshot
Methshot

I hate my life

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Here comes T.Racer!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

MEI IS A FAT CUNT

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Booteefool
Let's say that Blizzard decides to level the variety with some anti Dive changes, what would you like to see?
Torbs turret fires faster and some of its HP is converted into armor to give it a damage reduction from attacks
Roadhogs hook disables movement abilities for 3 seconds after it lets go of a target
McCrees flashbang has an ever slightly faster recharge rate to it

Playboyize
Playboyize

I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Tasty Bloo on the coast

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@LuckyDusty
Roadhook hook reduced to 5 seconds. Hook pierces barriers.
Torb health is now 200 health + 75 armor.
McCree base damage increased from 75 to 70 to delet tracer on a headshot.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Rate the Overwatch girls in terms of dykiness

Tracer > Zarya > Mercy > Pharah > Widowmaker > Mei > Sombra > Symmetra > Ana

farquit
farquit

@haveahappyday
Roadhook hook reduced to 5 seconds. Hook pierces barriers.
lol

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@haveahappyday
All bad ideas.
McCree base damage increased from 75 to 70 to delet tracer on a headshot.
Stay in school.

likme
likme

@Stark_Naked
why would you tell lies on an anonymous imageboard?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@LuckyDusty
sounds like you want even more cancer to replace the current cancer
are you looking into applying to blizzard

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@haveahappyday
Roadhook hook reduced to 5 seconds. Hook pierces barriers.
stop posting

Emberfire
Emberfire

Blizzard needed another year to design Mei's Summer Game skin

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@haveahappyday
increased from 75 to 70

TreeEater
TreeEater

@LuckyDusty
Mei m1 now does 70 DPS and just slows targets 50%.
m2 now slows 50% on first shot, freezes on two nonconsecutive shots or one headshot.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Dreamworx
Mercy's far on the lower end of dykeness.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Dreamworx
ana and sombra in top 3
mercy and pharah bottom 4
Try again

Evilember
Evilember

What do the terms dive, meta & world economy mean?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Emberfire
Since they're letting themselves do beach themed skins she's probably gonna get an old fashion scuba suit skin.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Do you guys think that we will get new characters from their concept art and designs or will we get random diversity characters that have stolen abilities from other characters, like Orisa

Emberburn
Emberburn

@haveahappyday

damage increased from 75 to 70

Nice 2 layers bait.

Evilember
Evilember

You guys always complain about certain heroes on your team, but what heroes do you always love to see on your scene?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Lord_Tryzalot
Anyone have any art of scuba Sombra scubadiving?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

What is the rationale for every stun in the game having a recovery period except for McCree's?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@LuckyDusty
roadhog gets a lower cd on hook and slightly more damage on scrapgun, but shorter range on both hook and his gun
make him into an anti-dive, anti-flanker again
he'd be great at standing next to your supports and hooking people who try to dive them, but won't be an anti-tank, anti-dps menace again
sombra time to hack players reduced by 10%
makes it slightly easier for her to shut down tracers and genjis
mei movement slow on m1 and ult now slightly slows ability cooldowns and passsive ult gain
makes her slightly better in 1v1s against people who try to get in her face, especially heroes who spam low cooldown abilities

King_Martha
King_Martha

@PackManBrainlure
dum dum

takes2long
takes2long

@Evilember
Good reapers and genjis

TechHater
TechHater

@kizzmybutt
Eh I got this.

FastChef
FastChef

@Dreamworx
Dyke levels.
1. Tracer
2. gap
100. everyone else

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Love playing with 2 boyfrienders who insist on guarding the goal together leaving me alone to fight the other 2 players on the team

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@King_Martha
sombra is less dyke-looking than mercy

askme
askme

@PackManBrainlure
not knowing what a greater-than sign is

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@TechHater
Nice. Sombra such a cute

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Dreamworx
Switch Mercy and Sombra and that's probably good.

Evilember
Evilember

@Harmless_Venom
not being a striker
Do you even Futbol, filho da puta?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Reminder, this is a game made by and for Tumblrina SJW
https://www.gamespot.com/articles/blizzard-launching-global-diversity-and-inclusion-/1100-6452461/
If you support this game, this is you now. It's cool though aslong as you're atleast not denying it. Accept who you are. Even if you're getting laughed at

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Dreamworx
Tracer
Zarya
Pharah
Sombra
Symmetra
Ana
Widowmaker
Mei
Mercy

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Skullbone
Sombra isn't dykey.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@askme
in terms of dykiness
">" = more dykier than
I think you should go back to school and learn your greater than, less than signs

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Booteefool
With that haircut she's certainly dykier looking than Mercy.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Booteefool
Sombra can shorten her nails at will, that's pretty lesbian.

farquit
farquit

@Booteefool
She has purple hair and a half shaved head. Definitely more dyke than mercy

Snarelure
Snarelure

how are you even supposed to win out of gold? Seems like every team you get in there has a 50% chance of either having a rager, leaver, or someone who types instead of playing.
Picking a dps or carry hero when you weren't in the first 3 to load in also makes this way way worse.
I just don't know how to win back to diamond/plat, since I originally got there by playing McCree, Soldier, and Zarya, but not the Mercy and Lucio I'm getting forced and stuck on by the groups and players the matchmaker sticks me with. When I pick any hero I'm good with, people call gg and throw or spend the game typing shit to me to tell me to kill myself instead of playing.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@TechHater
cute!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

these matches are absolutely pathetic

likme
likme

@Supergrass
I was just pretending to be retarded.

StonedTime
StonedTime

What's the best way to get the pharah spray so that I can stop caring about lucioball?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@farquit
Two foot mohawk.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Why won't they add a cute monster girl hero?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Carnalpleasure
Who is Pharah getting dykey with if not Mercy?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Skullbone
Emily's Egyptian cousin.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Skullbone
Some random girl with a headscarf that Chu will introduce in Pharah's next appearance.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Skullbone
It's about who looks dykier, not who is more lesbian. I'm pretty sure Zarya is confirmed straight

girlDog
girlDog

@Skullbone
Nobody, Pharah is canon straight.

Inmate
Inmate

only Hanzo imagery at world cup LA are on the signs leading to the shitter

LUL
U U
LUL

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@girlDog
It was confirmed that's not a date.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@girlDog
That's her father or a family friend REEEEEEEEEE

Supergrass
Supergrass

@CodeBuns
It's about who looks dykier, not who is more lesbian
No I meant the opposite.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@girlDog
pharah dating her dad

Lewd

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Lord_Tryzalot
handholding
You disgusting fuck.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

NZ whiffs 3 ultimates in a row

DeathDog
DeathDog

tfw no Zarya gf

why live

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

How are you enjoying Lucio Ball /owg/?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Ignoramus
it's sad seeing this pure, honest comp get stomped

askme
askme

@BunnyJinx
@New_Cliche
@Lunatick
then I guess blizzard just has shit artists because those are bedroom eyes for sure

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Fuzzy_Logic
SAVE

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@DeathDog
There is no reason.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Fuzzy_Logic
I'm enjoying not playing it.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Lunatick
Pharah is practicing wincest

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

New Zealand really needs to stop using McCree.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Do you thank your healers?

Evilember
Evilember

@StrangeWizard
i AM the healer

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Fuzzy_Logic
Won my unranked for the box, did placements, got diamond, haven't touched it since. Back to being a QP shitter.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@StrangeWizard
thank someone for doing a specified job that they picked out for themselves

I bet you tip too

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Fuzzy_Logic

I don't play it. I tried to, for the spray, but I hate it. It's just not fun.

Snarelure
Snarelure

What's the more useful tank to learn?

Dva or Winston?

likme
likme

@StrangeWizard
I'm at low/lowish health
Healer heals me back up to full
Do "Thanks!" on the voice chat wheel, even if it interrupts combat or puts me in immediate danger

This is something I've been doing since vanilla WoW but I don't know why.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@askme
resting slut face runs in the family

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@happy_sad
"Slut face" isn't the only slutty thing that runs in the family.

Playboyize
Playboyize

How many empty, shit loot boxes does one suffer through before they quit bothering? I'm 30 in and I have absolutely fuck all. Not a single legendary, just garbage. It's making me consider uninstalling this fucking shit game. Why the fuck should I continue supporting these literal kikes? THIS DROP RATE IS FUCKING SHIT.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Snarelure
Well, I'd say Winston is more "useful" from a purely tanking perspective, but at the same time I'd say D.va has more utility to the team, because her marshmallow cannons do decent damage compared to the tickle gun.

They're both have similar playstyles anyway so if you learn one it won't be hard to learn the other.

idontknow
idontknow

@Playboyize
Ask yourself why you're playing a game you're clearly having such a miserable time with

TechHater
TechHater

@Poker_Star
ANA AND PHYRRA ARE PURE

PURE

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@StrangeWizard

damage boost
UNDERSTOOD

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Playboyize
i want that spider bitch

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Fuzzy_Logic
Got to Diamond, happy with the end of season reward that'll give me, so I just play it if I'm in the mood now.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Playboyize
I'm level 168 and I'd say I had at least one legendary for every character I regularly played by the time I hit level 50.

If legendaries don't seem to be dropping just save up the little currency tokens you get sometimes when you open up boxes.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@DeathDog
There's a woman that works at Blizzard that Zarya's design was based on. Track her down user.

Evilember
Evilember

@LuckyDusty
No to them all, but make it so Hog's hook doesn't break if momentum carries a person around a corner or wall. That was never the problem, the problem was that it was connecting with people that couldn't be seen.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@TalkBomber
She doesn't even lift.

TechHater
TechHater

@idontknow
I'm pretty sure 90% of /owg/ feels the same.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Isn't this game too casual and shallow to have a competitive scene and tournaments and shit?

Is this the power of marketing? The power of Blizzard's wealth, forcing this to happen?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Spamalot
It's no less shallow than league or DOTA, so I don't see the problem.

pic unrelated btw just wanted to post it.

5mileys
5mileys

Fucking deviantart

idontknow
idontknow

DEAD GORILLA FLYING OFF THE MOON

IT'S HARAMBE ALL OVER AGAIN

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Fuzzy_Logic
Fuckin dumb

RumChicken
RumChicken

Taiwan 3-1 USA

FastChef
FastChef

@Spamalot
Eh, its more exciting than most of the comp games like CS:GO, League or anything else, though the World Cup is a joke, entire thing is one sided in favor of nations with a bigger populace or Korea.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

new zealand is getting fucked HORRIBLY

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@DeathDog
pic?

massdebater
massdebater

Switching off McCree to Reaper at literally the last second
Honestly, McCree wasn't working for several matches in a row, why didn't they switch to him sooner?

likme
likme

@TechHater
Pure slut.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Cutest friends.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@StrangeWizard
Do they thank me when i save their ass?

RumChicken
RumChicken

How can you tell between a hero not working, or not being able to do anything because his team is shit?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@PurpleCharger
Orisa is cute! CUTE!

Booteefool
Booteefool

@RumChicken
if you end up in the same situation over and over with different teams it's you

massdebater
massdebater

@PurpleCharger
torb still didn't gave bastion a voice module
inb4 he'd sound eloquent as fuck

@RumChicken
playing reaper
report death blossom is ready
zarya starts bitching that everyone on the enemy team will counter my ult and i should swap
de-mech enemy d.va
DIE DIE DIE
quadruple kill
zarya goes on a salt spree till the end of the game

Methshot
Methshot

@idontknow
@TechHater
I'm playing because I want cosmetics from loot boxes.

I'm not enjoying my time because every fucking box I've gotten has been garbage to a disproportionate, ridiculous degree. I feel obligated to play, and have done so, but have not been rewarded at all for my play. To an insane degree. I'm talking 30 fucking boxes here and not a single legendary to show for it. That's fucking nonsense. I'm also not enjoying myself because the games are about 10x shittier than normal solely because of the event. If you're playing for fucking satisfying gameplay you shouldn't play during an event, let alone a fucking summer event.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Why are New Zealand running Reinhardt? He's spent the entire game not doing a damn thing and slowing things down for themselves.

Every time I see a Rein in combat in QP or comp I know that the team has a massive shield that is will become a close-range attacker in combat but fall almost immediately because he's a fucking huge target. Why use him when it's obvious that Winston/Zarya/Sym can go through his shield no problem, leaving him as nothing but a meat shield for ult charging? What's the appeal of Rein when he's taking away a slot for damage and he slows the game down in a negative way?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Who do you main and what's that one event only item you just plum forgot to get?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@idontknow
WOW WHAT A COMPELLING QUESTION, REALLY MAKES ME THINK! I'M HAVING A MISERABLE TIME BECAUSE AFTER A CERTAIN POINT YOU FEEL FUCKING CHEATED, AND RIGHTFULLY SO, YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Do New Zealand even stand a chance in hell
they are getting smashed

Inmate
Inmate

@Methshot
@Harmless_Venom
ees game, y heff be med

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@massdebater
I like his cute beep boop sounds though.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Lord_Tryzalot
They're trying to be reverse south korea. South korea uses bad heroes to do great plays, new zealand uses good heroes to play like shit.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@RumChicken

It depends on the hero. If a Winston is engaging with his team and he isn't being focus healed, his team is shit. If a Winston is engaging with his team and hitting people but those people aren't dying, his DPS are shit. If the Winston is leaping ahead of his team, he is shit.

If a DPS is running in solo and dying he's shit. If he's getting consistent picks and kills but dying because he isn't being healed or because the tanks and healers are not on the point but he is, then his team is shit.

If a healer is not healing properly they're shit, if their team is not protecting them and playing the objective the team is shit.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@VisualMaster
D.va.

There hasn't been an event item that I wanted that I forgot I don't think, not that I spend money on lootboxes I just play a smaller pool of characters than most people and get pretty lucky with lootboxes.

The only skins that I really wanted and didn't get were Mercy's uprising skin and Yeti for Winston.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

everytime there's a event with a mercy legendary that's the 1st skin that i get

I don't want to be a mercy main, fuck you game.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

3k sr
3 dps combos that always lose
you'd think they'd learn at this rank, as a main healer/tank I fucking hate this

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Right that's it.
If i lose another comp game im uninstalling forever

massdebater
massdebater

@BunnyJinx
I get teams of 5 dps + me at GM. Not even memeing you.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

This is what blizzard's target audience is
https://web.archive.org/web/20170713210341/http://newnormative.com/2017/07/13/no-skill-heroes-ableism-misogyny-overwatch/

askme
askme

@massdebater
And they say shimada & co is just quickplay.

Skullbone
Skullbone

What rank are you in Lucioball?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

consistently ~2700 since S1
only getting matched with <2000s in QP

askme
askme

@BunnyJinx
I wish we could just round up all women and kill them desu

if putting the entire female population in gas chambers meant the extinction of mankind as we know it I'd be alright with that as long as I got to see it happen

Methnerd
Methnerd

I dont give a fuck about the Widow bikini skin because it shows off even more of her trash tatoos but goddamn that WA2000 needs to be in my life

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Fuzzy_Logic
It's horrible, and somehow some people are so desperate that they throw in arcade. Literally, there is no saving for this community. I'll try to get the pharah spray and forget about it

Bidwell
Bidwell

@StrangeWizard
QP hero
Get matched with everything from silvers to GMs
I'm pretty sure QP does what it wants.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@massdebater
Bastion gets a voice module
suddenly Bastion talks in Irish tongue

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Methnerd
widow's tattoos are so fucking stupid

they're worse than even the suicide squad joker's

oh wow this literally emotionless killing machine is getting edgy shit looking tattoos, one that's a "clever" play on a french saying about spiders, one that is a stupid and unaesthetic fucking "cyber-spider" that looks like the shit on venom's chest, and one is a hideous thigh tattoo

I can totally imagine this blue skinned French woman sitting in a tattoo artist's chair for hours on end getting this hideous and uninspired garbage inked into her skin because.... because......... for what purpose?????

or did talon give her the tattoos? was it their idea? was it hers but they just gave them to her? did they do it while she was being mindfucked? for what purpose? does talon like tattoos? do they think tattoos make you a better operator? who picked out these shit tattoos?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Sombra skin is trash to go with her trash legendaries
Lucio ball is disgustingly un fun with a goal keeper at each end making sure nothing happens ever
Added a comp mode to a fun meme mode just to really double down on the no-fun

I guess the Soldier/Mercy skins are decent, i dont like Mcree's pistol though. Was kinda hoping we'd get something cute for Mercy like a Tennis outfit with cute shorts/skirt and a polo

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Fuzzy_Logic
Is it worth it to suffer thru the placement matches? On one hand, I could use the comp points, but on the other hand, I don't like that the rank will stain my profile for eternity.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Skullbone
Gold, nearing platinum.

I don't find it particularly fun but me and my friends will play it in comp mode just to have something in the background while we talk.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@askme
I don't see what's wrong with that image.

Someone is glad that a bikini skin is tasteful rather than cartoonishly slutty.

I like cartoonishly slutty, but I think it's perfectly reasonable that some don't.

SniperWish
SniperWish

tfw you will never, EVER, experience this
/gif/thread/11056385#p11081420

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@CouchChiller
a two piece bikini is "cartoonishly slutty"
fuck off back to tumblr

or better yet get in the chamber

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I wanna fuck Amélie

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@BunnyJinx
I'm gay now

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Skullbone
Diamond. Havent touched it after I was done with placements.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Lord_Tryzalot
yeah thats kinda what bothers me

i mean i know i'm in the minority these days, hating tattoos and all, i think they're hideous, but there's absolutely no reason for her to have them

She was a Ballerina and they clearly dont relate to her life before, so they must be post brainwashing but why the fuck would Talon ever tattoo her? Why would she do it herself if she's an emotionless killer?

They just look tacky and cheap honestly, especially the arm one

farquit
farquit

Jack likes to get his prostate massaged by Gabe's cock.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@BunnyJinx
"ableism" must be the single most hilarious meme word for a non-concept invented in this century

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@CouchChiller
immediately leading off a post with "as a x" is a great way to make sure no one takes you seriously
not relevant at all

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Crazy_Nice
I didn't say that a two piece bikini is cartoonishly slutty anywhere in my post. Where did you read that? If you can explain where in my post I said or even implied that a two piece bikini is cartoonishly slutty, then please point it out.

farquit
farquit

@Crazy_Nice
running around a battlefield in a revealing bikini for no reason isn't cartoonishly slutty

user don't be retarded. Also, there's 100% nothing wrong with this seeing as it also reflects the game's tone.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@farquit
Are there male writers who exlusively write/draw lesbian stuff?

I really don't understand why dykes are into this gay thing.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@farquit
Running around a battlefield as literally 80% of the outfits in the game is retarded so that's a dogshit tier argument you've got there

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@CouchChiller
TIL the way bikinis are used in real life is cartoonishly slutty

Emberfire
Emberfire

@BunnyJinx
someone made fun of me for playing sym
i'm going to make an article about it
people like this don't deserve a voice

Lunatick
Lunatick

BOY I SURE HOPE HEALSLUTS, BLOO AND TURBODYKE GET ANOTHER SKIN!!!

WHO NEEDS DELICIOUS BROWN SKINS FOR PHARAH AND SYM!

ALSO KEEP ADDING MORE FUJOSHIT SKINS PLEASE BLIZZ.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Does anyone else play using windowed borderless. and with a second monitor?
I find sometimes, usually when I do a fast movement with my mouse, that it will somehow get out of the confined area and onto the second monitor.
Obviously I can fix this by using fullscreen but I'd rather not since it makes the game laggy if I ever want to use my second monitor.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@RavySnake
Are you actually retarded, user? The first time I called you retarded I did so as a joke.

reread my post. I said the cartoonish sluttiness would fit the game's tone, which is a fancy way of saying the game is already very cartoonish.

Techpill
Techpill

@RumChicken
It's usually straight/bi girls into fujo stuff, lesbians just like yuri.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@farquit
so if you add a towel that covers the butt it becomes 100% battlefield-worthy combat gear

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Lunatick
don't forget the fact that Ana is the only hero to not receive a legendary skin in any event

TechHater
TechHater

@kizzmybutt
more's bound to come up

Emberfire
Emberfire

@CouchChiller
Literally the only thing that separates Widow's outfit from a generic 2 piece bikini is her skirt and the shit on her right arm. So it stands to reason that without the skirt this stupid cunt who I wish I could choke to death until the life leaves her eyes would consider it cartoonishly slutty. I mean, it's a 2 piece bikini. It doesn't leave much to the imagination. It's the only thing she can be referring to... Unless she thought Blizzard was going to have her wearing some sort of fucking lacey half see through beach lingerie. Which you know she might have had the retarded expectation of because of the female MUH OBJECTIFICATION persecution complex she clearly has.

@Gigastrength
I don't find it that funny at all to be honest, these people have actual, legitimate influence in society when really they should be brained with a ball peen hammer.

@farquit
beach wear is not "slutty" and two piece bikini without the skirt is functionally no fucking different on a battlefield from a two piece bikini with one

LIKE I SAID CAN YOU FUCK OFF BACK TO TUMBLR YOU STUPID CUNT? GOD I WISH I COULD PUT YOUR MOUTH ON A FUCKING CURB AND STOMP THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Fuzzy_Logic
Same thing happened to me, except I was aiming straight up.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Lord_Tryzalot
@Lord_Tryzalot
doesnt realise its a different person

you're hilarious user. You're right, WE'RE the retards here

Note, we're, as in plural. Im not that guy, genius

likme
likme

@AwesomeTucker
See: @MPmaster

I said nothing about real life bikinis typically being "cartoonishly slutty".

Is there a reason people keep putting words in my mouth? Don't do that, it's bad form in discussion.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Emberfire
Why are you so angry?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@VisualMaster
D.va and I missed out of the Anniversary skin.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@kizzmybutt
Whats her real name?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Emberfire
thats because she's old and gross but i want thot skins for Symm too if mercy is going to get one every event.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@likme
So if it had nothing to do with bikinis, as seen in other games, then the entire post is literally relevant to nothing at all.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@happy_sad
I don't think you know what you want. You're practically too dumb to even type a sentence.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@BinaryMan
Some things are best left to the imagination

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@PurpleCharger
No, not at all. I think what the person in that picture was trying to say is that it would be very easy for blizzard to show off her ass (seeing as that's her best feature :^]) but they decided not in good taste. Doesn't make it fit in any less or more with the overall tone of the game but it's a respectable decision nonetheless.
@Emberfire
calm down turbo-autist, get mommy to make you some chicken tendies and stop talking to real adults on the internet.
@AwesomeTucker
If you haven't noticed, we all have the same name on this website. Getting people confused is a very common mistake :^)

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

What happens if we just buff a fuckton of characters mobilities?

Reaper can now move vertically at the same speed he moves horizontally during wraiths form

Zenyatta can now move vertically at the same speed he moves horizontally during Transcendence

Symmetra can point her photon barrier directly under her for a 2 second platform that moves up 1 meter

Mccree's combat roll's is now dependant rounds in the chamber, adding 1 second for every shot being fired.
- 6 rounds = 3 second Cooldown
- 4 rounds = 5 second Cooldown
- 2 rounds = 7 second Cooldown
- 0 rounds = 9 second Cooldown

Mercy can hold down shift for 2.5 seconds to fly 8 meters in 1 direction if she doesn't have a target, but puts guardian angel on Cooldown for 8 seconds

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@AwesomeTucker
I want sexy skins for characters i like, i don't care about skins for Ana.

takes2long
takes2long

@Gigastrength
ableism....
It's kind of bizarre. I mean according to SJW ideology, people with down syndrome should be able to become doctors and the blind should be allowed to become fighter pilots.

FastChef
FastChef

Do we have any idea how rankings work in Lucio Ball? I feel like personal performance must have a greater effect than normal comp

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@BinaryMan
Betty la fea

RavySnake
RavySnake

@BinaryMan
My bet is on something lame, like Maria. Unless they go goofy with something like Esmeralda, or whatever.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Emberfire
whoa, autism floodgates opened up here....

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Lord_Tryzalot
@Lord_Tryzalot
Maybe they're more an expression of the darker id of Widowmaker's ego.

I mean, she's not emotionless, her emotions are numbed, and she literally gets a rush from killing. She even laughs in Tracer's face for asking why she killed Mondatta.

I think it's more accurate to ask what getting those tattoos say about her, rather than if the tattoos are to her characters. They obviously are since they've been there since her inception, before we knew she was a ballerina, or that she comes from old french money.

I think the only downside to that tattoo is that it's not integrated well on the body. It's just sitting her thigh, unlike the forearm wrap or back tattoo. I would have much preferred a more developed sleeve, or something that integrates along the waist from the back to the hip.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@cum2soon
before we knew she was a ballerina, or that she comes from old french money
Perhaps before WE knew (altho the ballerina skin has been in the game from the start) but certainly the devs (or the hack Chu) knew. So those aren't independent from each other.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Ignoramus
what is inherently respectable about covering widow's ass with a towel/skirt versus just giving her a simple bikini bottom? 75% of her other skins, where she's wearing a skin tight outfit that might as well be her bare ass not respectable? How does one make "respectable" decisions where fictional characters are concerned? are parents of 16 year old girls who allow them to go to the beach without covering their bikini bottom with a towel or skirt not making a "respectable" decision? are bikini bottoms inherently not respectable?

what is in good taste about covering up her bikini bottom? what is "in good taste" about not giving actual fans what they want? I feel like they didn't do it to be respectable or in good taste but rather to not earn the ire of a very vocal group of tiedye haired cunts that are a cancer on society and run down by a dodge challenger desu

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Go bongland go!

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Dreamworx
@Dreamworx

You can't dispute fundamental details of a character's design otherwise you'll get no answers.

farquit
farquit

@Fried_Sushi
I don't understand your reply. And what is it with those double quotes anyway?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@VisualMaster
Genji and Tracer shit on everyone else with vertical blinks and wall running along with what they have already.

Inmate
Inmate

@Skullbone
whysoseriouz, nhentai?

askme
askme

@hairygrape
Because, it would be very easy and very obvious to make a bikini skin that showed off widows ass. That's what she's well known for.

You're treating a towel over a character's ass as some huge deal when it's just a small design choice that Blizzard chose. Relax a bit.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

overwatch lore talk is so cringey

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Lucioball is broken
retarded hit detection with boop

Holy fucking shit, you don't play the game to have fun anymore, you play the fucking game to suffer.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@cum2soon
Why would you give characters who already have a ton of mobility more? I never said anything about them, doomfist, or Sombra.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Snarelure
don't play competitive
actually enjoy overwatch

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@cum2soon
You didn't say anything about not including them either.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@BinaryMan
I hope it's something we never find out. I really like the quirk that she's erasing all her tracks even in official material.

I want her name to be the one thing we never learn so even when OW is at the very end of its life cycle she can be smug about it.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Snarelure
Zarya. Dva and Winston are braindead easy to learn and there is no excuse for anyone to "not know how to play them".

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@BinaryMan
Carolina Ravassa :^)

w8t4u
w8t4u

who here /uninstalled/?

Playboyize
Playboyize

Imagine if Zarya was your girlfriend hahaha

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Firespawn
Is it ironic that I don't know how to play D.va or Mercy but I can play Zen, Lucio, McCree, Genji, Winston, and Reinhardt just fine?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@askme
you mean very easy and very obvious to make a bikini skin that SHOWED ASS, because bikinis typically tend to SHOW ASS. personally Widowmaker is well known to me for being a cold as fuck blue skinned assassin femme fatale who killed some egalitarian nigger robot, unlike you I do not personally characterize Widowmaker by her ass

I'm treating the towel as a huge deal because that's what the dumb cunt in the screenshot that started all this is doing. Unless like I said she expected beach lingerie. The only thing that distinguishes Widow from FULL MISOGYNISTIC HYPERSEXUALIZATION IN A 2 PIECE BIKINI and "tasteful, respectable" is the fucking skirt. It's kind of the lynchpin then and hardly a "small design choice", right? Right?

fuck off you disingenuous mental fucking midget

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@w8t4u
i did when Doomfist came out

it showed the direction they're taking the game is just becoming horrendously un fun

plus dive meta lasting for half a year

im here for porn of the new outfits desu

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Snarelure
Seems like every team you get in there has a 50% chance of either having a rager, leaver, or someone who types instead of playing.

user, there's those types of people in all ranks. The sooner you accept the sooner you achieve tranquility.
Besides, competitive is basically a serious qp.

Methshot
Methshot

@farquit
The problem that's been put forth is that the tattoos make no sense for Widowmaker and her character, when instead the tattoos have been a fundamental part of their design and character since the beginning, with later details like being a ballerina or coming from old money being much later.

Then there came the argument that those newer details should also be considered fundamental to her character since the beginning, since even if we didn't know the developers did. This just means that her having tattoos and being a ballerina and being from old money are compatible to her character. Again, the questions we should be asking is not if they are accurate to her character, because they are, but what do those tattoos say about her character?

As for the double quotes, it just happens sometimes when I double click. It's not important and I don't care enough to fix them.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Boy_vs_Girl
I would rather you not post anymore. Thank you.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Methshot
retard

Firespawn
Firespawn

https://www.themarysue.com/overwatch-summer-games-skins-review/

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@VisualMaster
It's obvious you have some sort of mental impairment, i.e. autism so I don't really see this as being a productive conversation.

Just a few tips for next time: Go a little easier on the ad hominem (i.e. "fuck off you disingenuous mental fucking midget") try not to type in all caps as often and try not to type in walls of text.

Following these tips will hopefully make you look less like an adult with stunted development.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@VisualMaster
We /palg/ now

w8t4u
w8t4u

@cum2soon
make me nerd

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Firespawn

Were it not for the laws of this land I would have slaughtered you myself for posting this.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@BunnyJinx
go for 'thanks' on the comms wheel
hit 'I need healing' because I'm trying to aim at someone
"hello"
"group up"

RavySnake
RavySnake

@AwesomeTucker
go a little easier on the ad hominem
can't make a counter argument, employs crippling irony and proceeds to cash out

you ARE a mental midget

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@PackManBrainlure
Dva
dive in and try to mow them down with headshots and mix up your holding left click with a few right clicks to delete damage
chase after them with shift if you think you can go for it
try to finish off with melee like Winston
Mercy
hide behind stuff and stay in the backline and wrap your beam around everything as much as you can to stay out of sight
try to position yourself where you can press your get out of jail free card shift key easily
right click if everyone's health is good
You will learn to do all of this by playing their characters for a solid 3 games each. OW is not that hard.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@w8t4u
;*

cum2soon
cum2soon

8 matches in a row with no one on mic or even calling anything out in text chat
win/loss is literally down to luck
everyone bitches at losses like they just realized they can communicate with other humans
I should just play QP

idontknow
idontknow

@w8t4u
i want to but i cant find another shooter that isnt a grimy looking generic army man scene with 0 waifus in it.
the only heroes i can enjoy playing are sombra and tracer.

DeathDog
DeathDog

mfw Lucioball has a hidden mercy rule at 10-0

Run that score up boys

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Skullbone
plat
touching diamond

Lunatick
Lunatick

@askme
as a girl I can't understand why you'd wish for that to happen desu

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Overwatch gacha mobile when?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@farquit
jack and gabe are cute! CUTE!

Nojokur
Nojokur

@w8t4u
Me, kinda surprised it took me this long but at least there will be one lest blooposter around.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

hey dood

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Lunatick
cause aside from the (potentially) life giving hole you have I look at you with the same derision I would look at a stupid, unthinking, more often than not terribly destructive and problematic kind of pest animal, your disproportionate influence as such extending not just to trivial garbage like videogames but to societal policy

suffrage was a mistake

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Crazy_Nice
Aloha

massdebater
massdebater

@PackManBrainlure
ironic
no, not really
Dva is similar to Winston. I also cannot play Mercy, i've tried, but my winrate with her is awful, mostly because I have a hard time knowing when to use her ult and the hiding away playstyle is something I can't get into.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@RavySnake
Ok bud ;)

FastChef
FastChef

@AwesomeTucker
k

Inmate
Inmate

@Methshot
I agree that the emphasis should be about "what do the tattoos mean", and not "why did she get them, they don't fit her". But sadly I don't think we'll EVER get the answers at this rate...

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Crazy_Nice
HELLO!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

why isnt le epic valkia on the uk team?

Soft_member
Soft_member

what OS are u gamers using ?
im thinking about going back to windows

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Inmate
Well we can surmise from the Chateau map that she's going to Paris for some reason. New map or comic maybe?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Zarya cosmonaut skin when?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@BunnyJinx
Mercy and Symmetra have long been taken to task over the fact that players don’t need to aim to play well. Yet the very similar Winston and Torbjörn receive far less attention. No one calls out Reinhardt’s huge, arcing hammer. Instead, it’s Pharah that’s often brought up in these conversations, since her rockets do splash damage even if they don’t score a direct hit.
is this person retarded
I have never heard anybody call pharah a 'no skill' hero ever lmao
plus
winston is unique in his dive like playstyle, not just w + m1 like mercy/symm
torb is an annoying fuck but at least he has a powerful shotgun and 'attack torb' is a thing for a reason
reinhardt's hammer was until very recently bugged to shit and as such is in no way a 'no skill' weapon, also a rein doesn't just lock on and hold m1 like mercy/symm
there's a fine line between choosing well selected examples to support a point and literally making things up,

Playboyize
Playboyize

Why do all kikes have such soulless eyes?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

People complain about mercy but whenever theres a Zen or a Lucio m guaranteed to not get healed unless its convenient and they happen to be in the area.

Every other medic is played like an attacker. Mercy and Ana are the only characters people play like healers.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Ignoramus
Literally can't play them yet I can play more complicated characters.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@TurtleCat
You mean the plane ticket...? I haven't gotten a chance to really inspect the map yet. (Is it even possible, are the custom games up? I think I missed them during the patch day at least.)

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

hanzo has a highlight intro
WHAT? HOW DID I MISS THIS?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Boy_vs_Girl
Yes. The plane ticket is from Nice to Paris.

You can open it in custom games on the PTR.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Amelie will break free from her mind control and realize everything she's done, her skin will stop being blue in the game, and all her voicelines will be changed to reflect this
and just like her, Blizzard will be redeemed

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@whereismyname
Nah, all the blue fags are going to throw a shit fit because now their character will be normal.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Skullbone
It's to Nice, not from Nice.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Crazy_Nice
sup dood

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@whereismyname
I kind of like instead of breaking her conditioning, it's more tragic, with her killing her husband but still loving him. She now marries emotion and love with the act of death and killing.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Snarelure
@Snarelure

It's weird because plane tickets usually list your departing location before your arrival location.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@whereismyname
I want all the characters to be boringly normal

If blue skin triggers you this badly play something else.

TechHater
TechHater

@PurpleCharger
And fuckiung the shit out of Tracer.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@PurpleCharger
i enjoy her "tragic beauty" motif in lore and the spinoff version in fanfic.
i like to feel bad for poor bloo.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@whereismyname
changes from a dps to a support
infinite autistic screeching

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Lord_Tryzalot
The fuck is even happening in that comic?

idontknow
idontknow

https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20758636412?page=1

girl btw

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Soft_member
Widow is trying to make Tracer jealous by taking a girl with a name similar to hers who also looks like Tracer to the bahamas. The girl is stupid, it doesn't work, the suitcases are empty aside from reaper dust. Widow cries as her plan fails, Tracer stays up the night cuddling Emily but is too stupid to realize the girl named Lana was supposed to be her.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

ISRAEL BTFO

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@TechHater
Nah, Widowmaker is to be the ultimate tease, whose affections are going to be more tragic.

I've seen some sweet but sad stuff of Widowmaker and Maximilien. It's fanart but I do like it and wonder if Max will be a character in the future. His design is too strong not to be.

Tracer has Emily.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@BlogWobbles
Maybe that's the "beyond awesome" zarya skin that jeff mentioned was coming out this year that'll be out in the halloween event.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Soft_member
widow wants tracer but shes taken

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Boy_vs_Girl
t. rein/hog main

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Firespawn
Emily
Amelie
Lena
Lana

hairygrape
hairygrape

@LuckyDusty
If blue skin triggers you

It doesn't, but I like the idea of forever changing a multiplayer character for story reasons, and Blizzard is pretty much 100% heading for a redemption arc with her, as evident from storylines of almost all their other games.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

poor bloo

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@CouchChiller

Do you think she listens to that blue da ba dee song?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

REMINDER THAT GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Spazyfool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57zFkL9GSZA
Is she blue?

FastChef
FastChef

so team talon had the perfect characters for comedic villain escapades but now there's a nignog and i dont think hes gonna fit in.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Every box I get that is yet another consecutive combination of greys and blues with the very rare purple once in a blue fucking moon that is inevitably something shitty for a shitty character I will never touch actually makes me want to quit playing, not keep going. Congratulations, Blizzard. Your hook line and sinker, hyper-Jewish RNG gambling system scheme no longer feels addictive but rather just feels FUCKING RIGGED at this point, you fucking kikes.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Need_TLC
You're thinking of Hanzo, not Genji.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Have they un-nerfed hog yet?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@FastChef
He can be the straight guy every team needs. What I want to know is when they're gonna go against Winston and Tracer and fail hilariously even though they're on their own.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@FastChef
Doomfist fits in perfectly. He's the Giovanni to their Team Rocket.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Need_TLC
They've made him ridiculously survivable.

Stick with a serious DPS like Junk/Genji and pull cunts in.

Only problem is Hog mains don't like teamwork and want to continue to be a 550lb flanker.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Widowmaker and Maximillien are connected in some way, this common design detail is not coincidence.

takes2long
takes2long

tfw you get solo ulted in every match
haha i win

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Evil_kitten
@Playboyize
but widow is already taking that role.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Soft_member
Perhaps it's just shit design b/c Blizz couldn't think of anything new for Omnic dot forehead patterns?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Soft_member
Why does maximilien wear a metal wig?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@RavySnake
@RavySnake

No. The number of dots is the same, the arrangement is the same, and even the colour is the same.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Nude_Bikergirl
Strange, shitters who wanted the Hog nerfs in the first place said the very similar things after his ''''buffs''' back then. rlly meks yuo tink

Techpill
Techpill

@Booteefool
JUST PRESS E JUST PRESS E JUST PRESS E JUST PRESS E JUST PRESS E JUST PRESS E JUST PRESS E JUST PRESS E JUST PRESS E JUST PRESS E JUST PRESS E JUST PRESS E JUST PRESS E JUST PRESS E JUST PRESS E JUST PRESS E JUST PRESS E JUST PRESS E JUST PRESS E JUST PRESS E JUST PRESS E

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@StrangeWizard
Play Junkrat at a high Diamond level.
Absolute trash at every other character outside of Zen who is worst healer.
If the map isn't junk friendly I get destroyed.

massdebater
massdebater

@Boy_vs_Girl
Nah bro its Zarya in a tutu and a top hat with a beard and a penis. How else can we make our female strong hero look more masculine? Fight the Patriarchy!

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Gigastrength
Not really. Widow's non-reaction to her teammates ridiculousness is in its own way ridiculous. Doomfist definitely would call her out for going along with those other two.

5mileys
5mileys

Team Hasbara got fucked 4-0

SniperWish
SniperWish

@StrangeWizard
Not sure, but it makes him look sinister and distinguished, and even a bit old. Part of his design evokes a kind of vampiric aesthetic.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Nude_Bikergirl
He was always viable if played in a Two tank team, and he stuck with a DPS, now due to his extra durability he can now work alongside a DPS without having to anchor to another tank.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Talon may be controlled by the same (no-doubt Jewish) eyeball that controls Overwatch and literally everything else, which Sombra is combating, or trying to. Despite this, Widowmaker's role in their plots isn't pitiable or damning, she doesn't need fucking "redeemed" you colossal homos. She did literally nothing wrong.

kills some glow in the dark nigger robot pushing the peace meme when it's Omnics who are the aggressors and Omnics who are the existential threat to ACTUAL life and Omnics who are the reason Australia is an irradiated fucking shithole and Omnics who are the reason so many people lost their lives
Go rewatch that flashback bit in the Bastion short and tell me about peace with Omnics.
to drive home the point the MLK Jr./Dalai Lama expy robot is loved by typical useful idiot rabble as exemplified by both the manic, giggly, stupid Tracer with her dumbfounded wide eyed gaze watching Mondatta spew new age religious fucking bullshit platitudes about togetherness, and the stereotypical self-hating white bitch in the crowd with her robot boyfriend who gives her dramatic "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" at the sight of her favorite dangerous and ideologically poisonous machine ceasing to function

also was going to kill Volskaya, a traitor to her country and the human race who couldn't cut it so she started making deals with Omnics
yes I'm sure that Omnic technology they gave you is totally safe and not at all compromised in some way to your and humanity's detriment
I would like to believe Widow is fully aware of everything she's doing and there will be no suggestion that she will ever be redeemed. Redeemed of what? She's literally a hero at this point. She smugly laughs at Tracer because she's a dumb little girl with no vision, scope, or understanding of the world.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Fuzzy_Logic
Widow is an omnic lmao

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

time for another EPIC game of whack-a-mercy boy I hope our ball of assorted characters kills their mercy before their ball of assorted characters kills our mercy

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Sir_Gallonhead
Are widowfags all this edgy?

Techpill
Techpill

@kizzmybutt
No, but isn't her helmet connected to the methods of her conditioning?

Maybe Max had a hand in her conditioning.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@massdebater
Nah bro its Zarya in a tutu and a top hat with a beard and a penis.
I like it.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Fuzzy_Logic
Exactly. Perhaps its just so Chu can say at a later date 'oooh it was all Max being da bad guy who made Widow all along' whilst waving his hands as usual. Don't expect anything special.
Dear god I hope this doesn't mean he becomes a hero when Chu's incompetent forced storytelling combined with the rabid moronic forum/redditbase

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Soft_member
@SniperWish
Inverted, vampiric Discord version of "Transcendance" that saps health rapidly in a big AOE ultimate when

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@PurpleCharger
Not playing Tracer specifically to bully healers.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

It's another game where your team is too afraid to contest so you keep saying "let's group up and contest" and then you're on the cart, alone, and the enemy team gets to push it 70% of the map unchallenged

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Soft_member
It's a coincidence.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@CodeBuns
go ahead cunt
I'll show you what real speed means.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Emberburn
@Emberburn
user, a character with that strong a design is bound to be a hero.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Why do overwatch tournaments always seem to result in 4-0s?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Soft_member
@Fuzzy_Logic
@Emberburn
Chu already made fun of whoever suggested that it was a thing and off-handedly said no, actually.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@TalkBomber

i want to see an ult/ability that stops ult gain for enemies in some kind of way.. but then said hero would be an auto pick every game and mercy players would have to get skill.

Methshot
Methshot

@AwesomeTucker
Did he, or did he post a retarded emoji that gives no answers and says literally nothing?

5mileys
5mileys

@DeathDog
was always viable when paired with another
Yep, shitter, opinion discarded. Protip, nigh any 2-hero combinations will win 2v1's. You are impliyng that Hog was a tank to begin with, thus your point is even more completely void

@SniperWish
receding hairline+evil bad guy red colour=Vampiric design
What are you, 12? Get a grip.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Watch as how Blizzard NEVER makes a white male support character, ever. And you accuse them of being SJW.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Crazy_Nice
ummm this is INCREDIBLY fucking problematic

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Methshot
Both.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Sharpcharm
You're four words short but I need to meet my quota anyway. Work on it.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Sharpcharm
how?

Firespawn
Firespawn

this meta is so fucking bad I just want to fucking die I miss reinhardt

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Sharpcharm
It is. Sombra's hair looks too anime.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

THE ENEMY HAS A SHIELD GENERATOR

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@5mileys
What are you, 12? Get a grip

What are you, ignorant or the classic Bela Lugosi vampire?

Are you blind of Max's distinctly fang shaped mouthplate?

Know what you're talking about before you type.

girlDog
girlDog

@Firespawn
what does meta mean

cum2soon
cum2soon

@TalkBomber
@BinaryMan
@TreeEater
Stop this shit, stop forcing this Hammond tier shit. It is literally an omnic in a suit, a minor character which appeared in less than 10 panels in a comic that had no impact to the '''''''''''''story'''''''''''''''''''' progression. Let the forumbabs, 10m-youtubers and r_Overwhinge come up and waste their time with dumb shit like this.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Gigastrength
Are you blind of Max's distinctly fang shaped mouthplate?
Not that user but tu quoi?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@5mileys
Huge hitbox
Huge healthpool
Designed to stay near rear line DPS/Healers and punish flankers
He's always been viable, just he shouldn't have ever been a solo carry.
The only reason he's no longer popular is because people still try to play him as a flankhog and the fact he's not worthwhile in dive comp.

With his new buffs, he may actually be worthwhile in an anti-dive position.

5mileys
5mileys

high plat
Lucios don't use healing boost
people just give up and let themselves die the instant they're caught out of position
people completely lack any situational awareness and will let a 5 health enemy directly to their left walk away even if you're telling them about it
D.va ults regularly killing 3+ people
it never fucking gets better, this game actively drains the intelligence of everybody that plays it for long enough

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Firespawn
Reinhardt
Deletes you.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@JunkTop
Went back and looked through the tweets. Some silliness about Registeel, but nothing confirming or denying anything, because that's how Chu operates.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@5mileys
meant to say high diamond, not like there's been any better play since I've gotten out of plat though

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Gigastrength
Yeah, I think my assertion is valid that you are underage. His face piece is much more flattened than Zen, but I forget, Zen must be vampire fucking general. Get your dumb fanfic outta here

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

what does meta mean.

iluvmen
iluvmen

lose more points to how janky lucioball is than to actually playing the game

It's just as bad as last year this shit sucks.

Methshot
Methshot

@cum2soon
@cum2soon

user. they develop the lore to introduce new heroes, maps, and story events.

That's how this shit works, Just be glad they aren't going the ARG route again.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@whereismyname
The Registeel silliness was him poking fun at the idea.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Carnalpleasure
obsession with vampires doesn't mean underage it means female

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@5mileys
my team defending the payload
we won the team fight and there's nothing happening right then
enemy ults
zarya doesnt use any bubbles and rein tries to run
dva gets 3 kills

enemies win a team fight
winston is crit health and refuses to die
tries to escape
dies when everyone else respawns
two niggers go 2v6 while three teammates try to regroup
that's how you fuck up the spawns for the rest of the round

Methshot
Methshot

@Ignoramus
Basically what's "in" and what works.

Usually goes like this:
Gooks develop play style and strategies.
Showcase it during comp esports.
Normalfags start copying.
Gooks develop new playstyle and strategies to counter original strategies.
Overwatch team roll some dice and change the game balance.
Repeat ad infinitum.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Ignoramus
The colloquially used and accepted meaning of meta (metagame), typically used by players of competitive games: The types of strategies one expects to see when playing the game. Example: If a person goes to a Magic: the Gathering tournament, they may say that the metagame for that tournament is going to be: 30% of people using strategy A, 30% of people using strategy B, and 40% of people using strategy C. Meta for short.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@cum2soon
what do you care if some literally who wastes his time. just fuck off, mate

Lunatick
Lunatick

@New_Cliche
enemy dva ults*
how did I miss that? guess Im not smarter than anyone else

farquit
farquit

@Methshot
@Lord_Tryzalot
thanks chums

SniperGod
SniperGod

@New_Cliche
enemy dva ults
zarya doesnt use any bubbles and rein tries to run
dva gets 3 kills
this exact sequence of events happened in the last game I played. I had 4 gold medals as reaper and we lost at the end because the enemy mercy got a 5-man rez after 3 members of our team decided to blow all their ults in the last 10 seconds as a joke

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Ignoramus
most efficient strategies. It just means what works the best. Usually people talk about pro scene strategies but there are metas in all ranks.

For example junkrat, torb, symmetra and bastion can be considered to be meta in bronze and silver because lowest ranks dont know how to work around these heroes

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

there are people that actually defend that dumbfist 4 second one shot is perfectly fine

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Methshot
underrated post

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

playing against squishy super mobility enemy comp (genji, tracer, sombra, ect.)
54% accuracy

playing against quad tank
24% accuracy

McCree is a weird hero for me.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Having 90+ charge with Zarya and bubbling myself before diving into the enemy deathball watching them trying to futilely backpedal out of the range of the lightsaber

Is there a better feeling than this?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@cum2soon
Yes, killing anyone as baby d.va on a 1v1.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@SomethingNew
Get a fucking grip shitter, Roadhog has been flat unusable since the nerf because of morons like you. At the highest level of play on PC the assumed most serious platform, he is far and away the worst hero in the game. Wheras both him and Bastion have sub 50% winrate, Bastion has a close rate of 49%, Hog is just flat out 44%. Atrocious to play, active detriment to the team. If the 'best of the best' can't make it work, it can't fucking work. Get over yourself. When the SK were taunting with shit picks at the OWWC, they wouldn't even pick Hog. When the SK can't even use Hog, nigh nobody can use Hog. But that doesn't matter does it, least you don't have to take 5mins out of your day to whinge on the OW forums to remove Hog's only utility anymore, must be great for shitters like you. Funny how Hog both prevented Dive and the rise of Mercy.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@cum2soon
Focusing down a zarya who thinks her charge gives her extra hp and rushes in alone without her team as backup.

askme
askme

@StonedTime
Junk works at all ranks on specific points though.
He's a beast on Anubis and Eichenwalde, as well as first point of Dorado.

People just don't want to try to get better with him or fail at communications.
A junk getting three solid hits and calling them out for a Genji/Tracer can kill a dive.

Watch a few GM games with Junk in them and just see how well he can deny an area.

idontknow
idontknow

@PurpleCharger

I'm the same way, user. I can snapshot Tracers coming out of Blink half the time, I win headshot duels with Widow and shoot Pharah out of the sky before she can shoot a second rocket, but I struggle to crit Roadhog or Bastion. Especially Bastion. I don't know what it is but I can't shoot him in the face for shit.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@PurpleCharger
he wants to be close to flankers not tanks. wheres the fucking mystery?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Carnalpleasure
Compare Zen's face to that of Max's @Soft_member
.

His mouthplate is not as long and is tapered to points, giving the impression of fangs or a smirk. His eyes are positioned in a way of amusement. Everything about his face screams intelligence and sharpness.

Zen's mouthplate is very long and rounded, giving the impression of deep laugh lines and old saggy cheeks. Zen's "eyes" are thin and also angled in a way of amusement, but it evokes a sense of wisdom and peace.

Not at all alike.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Flameblow
There's no difference.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I wanna fuck Symmetra

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

People that pick Orisa in Total Mayhem
Holy shit you're just dying to lose

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Sharpcharm
there's something unique about gold though
people in plat will rage and throw tantrums, but still try to win and play together
people in diamond even up to masters will try to work through it
but gold, people will just stop playing if something even slightly pisses them

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Methshot
No. When they announce a new hero/map they release 3 loose teasers on their twitter account over the course of 2 weeks, then push it on the PTR. The '''''lore''''' is for Chu to play around with, do nothing and somehow have a job still

Inmate
Inmate

@GoogleCat
ya got me.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

49 SR to lucioball promotion
get 3 golds, go 5-0 against people slightly higher SR than me
get 44 SR

??????

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@StonedTime
Heaviest weighting of dive comp.
Character that doesn't fit into dive comp doesn't have a high win rating.
Golly Gee Willikers, Batman.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Spamalot
You're cynicism does you no credit.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Stupidasole

I can confirm this. You don't know what will set people off in Gold and when a single member of your team is pissed off you've already lost, it doesn't matter how good you are.

RavySnake
RavySnake

angry cuck gets bootyblasted that people care about new characters instead of crying about dive comp meta

Bidwell
Bidwell

@kizzmybutt
my nigga

that chocolate skin
that outfit
those thighs
that dominant attitude

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@PurpleCharger
play nothing but zarya/rein and sometimes winston
swap to mccree once because its a throw game
four golds, 50% accuracy, tons of crits
next game try him again
3 silvers (we had a super widow) 47% accuracy
play the whole night like something out of a frag montage
next day can't hit shit

EXPLAIN THIS TO ME

WAS I TOUCHED BY THE HAND OF MCMEME?

WebTool
WebTool

@Bidwell
dat fucking nose

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

what about stats based sr system? the better stats you get during a match the more sr you win and less sr you lose.
I would prefer this kind of system but I would not make it too radical. If you are hardcarrying a match with 35-40% damage healed or +60% kill participation then you deserve more sr than the nigger who picked junkrat, got 20k damage and 3 elims which were all assists.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Bidwell
she comes from a country where half the population doesn't use a fucking toilet LMAO

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

is the world cup part of the overwatch league with the whole orgs have to buy slots with millions of dollars?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@TalkBomber
i get this with widow from time to time... its hurts whenever i realize the force is no longer with me.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@TalkBomber
no shitters just mislead you to believe that hes a difficult character

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@BlogWobbles
No, OWL doesn't start until December.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@StonedTime
waa my 8 second one shot combo death machine with 600 hp and 300 hp heal every 8 seconds isn't OP anymore

Fuck you. Roadhogs were literal cancer. You weren't a tank, you were a fucking dps with 600 hp.
You never tanked shit, you never got in front of any damage, you never did fucking shit for your team, all you did was running around flanking around and killing some """"""""""out of position""""""" enemy. Again, fuck you and everyone that played roadhog.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Flameblow
Similar brains

@Methshot
Lolno. Gooks do whatever the fuck they want because they are so much more experienced and mechanically better than literally any of the whining western players

@Ignoramus
The meta in simple terms is the current easiest and most reliable team to run with as few counters as possible.
The original meta was WWTTLL, then Deathball for a short amount of time whilst hero limit was still new; then a mix of Dive and Deathball; then Tritank and occasionally Dive; then Tritank, Quadtank, Beyblade and a rare Dive; and finally when Roadhog was removed Dive took total control of the meta
WWTTLL=2 Winston, 2 Tracer, 2 Lucio. Nigh unbeatable comp, not even the gooks could beat it at times.
Deathball=Close knit team, often with a Rein, which generally movedtowards the enemy as a ball than engage at distance
Tritank/Quadtank=Lots of tanks with Ana/Lucio. Ana would healscum off the tanks, get a quick ult, then snowball the ult economy from there after teamwipes
Beyblade=Deathblossom+Speedboost+nanoboost=Beyblade LET IT RIP
Dive=Derivative of WWTTLL for hero limits games, replaces a D.Va and Zen then Genji/76/Sombra (depending on the map) instead of duping each hero. Literally 'Dives' on the enemy with little time to react, the only current easy counter is another Dive. Getting very stale atm

Supergrass
Supergrass

Every summer loots so far only had common/rare items in it

No more duplicates is cool but come on Blizzard.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@SniperGod
No shit, that's why they develop the meta.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

HO HO WHAT A SAVE

MPmaster
MPmaster

>>185895756
Go ask /gif/ or /hc/

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Booteefool
Is it even possible to get anything other than grey grey grey blue from summer games loot boxes?
I've gotten four in a row and I'm pretty sure it's intentional.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

matched with stack
0 coms
XD

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Bidwell
that voice actress

viagrandad
viagrandad

@ZeroReborn
XD
Even if it's ironic, fuck off.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@TurtleCat
you get at least one legendary out of every 30-40 boxes
more if you buy them

Soft_member
Soft_member

@SniperGod
the only current easy counter is another Dive

You can use mei and reaper on defense over tracer and genji.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

if i get gold damage as winston does it mean the dps arent doing enough or its just a coincidence?

King_Martha
King_Martha

Reminder that Tracer is a lesbian and you will NEVER ever get with her!

girlDog
girlDog

@Evil_kitten
It's not too hard to get gold dmg as winston, mainly if the enemy is all stacked up.

Gold damage doesn't mean much anyways, elims is what matters.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Evil_kitten

Winston can damage 5 characters simultaneously so he can get pretty high damage/elims. Really if you feel like the DPS aren't doing their job they probably aren't but don't trust the stats.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@King_Martha
She's fictional and that's why I'll never get with her ;_;

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Need_TLC
proceed to lose the next two games

haha totally not rigged

5mileys
5mileys

@Evil_kitten
Okay answer me this.

Why do you guys jerk off you a nasty little poo with a box for a head.

I don't get it.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@King_Martha
But I am a lesbian, too! The only thing seperating us are realities.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@RavySnake
Lesbianism is more than just a state of mind. There are certain biological prerequisites. (Being female)

idontknow
idontknow

@Gigastrength

Don't oppress me, shitlord.

iluvmen
iluvmen

someone post the riptire webm

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@iluvmen
This one?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@5mileys
Poos know they'll never have a white woman.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Emberburn
I'll take what is autism for 700

@Lord_Tryzalot
You forgot the 'doesn't fit into any comp' part to that post

@SomethingNew
You are cynicism does you no credit.
Have a (pic related)

@Spamalot
Implying I am a Hog main
Implying I didnt already tell you Hog was DPS in @5mileys

I was and still loosely am a Rein/Orisa/Lucio main. Though Lucio will be meta until a new speed buffing hero comes out and Orisa hasn't been meta yet, Rein cannot exist in any of the Dive metas. Hog, like him or not kept the meta solely revolving around having multiple characters vulnerable at any time away. Hog was Dive's only counter, and now because there is Dive, there is no Rein. Or Deathball. Or Tritank. Or Quadtank. Or Beyblade. Or QuaDPS. We are currently in OW's most stale meta to date, simply because morons like you couldn't play around on of the easiest mechanics in the game to play around.
And my proof of you being a shitter? You somehow think Hog, the largest hitbox hero with no mobility, is a flanker. Hog, according to you is in the same subcategory as Tracer, Genji and Sombra.
Stop trying to balance the game and stop commenting on balance. You have no idea what you are talking about. Shitters like you have been the root cause of most nerfs in the game, and it will be shitters like you that will be this game's death knell

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Methnerd
i had a match where essentially nobody in the other team died. While i was trying to kill lucio and ana they would get to low hp but then were back to full and i was retreating

WebTool
WebTool

@Soft_member
Reaper
Rarely seen, but possible
Mei
I think it was saw once today on the OWWC and the team lost because of it. She isn't picked at all, stop talking bullshit

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I wanna FUCK McCree

massdebater
massdebater

@Methnerd
I'll take what is autism for 700

Analyzing character design is autism now?

Fuck off.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Is anyone watching the tournament?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Tracer is so cute and happy.
I want to teach her the joys of murder.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@WebTool
mei shits on d.va and winston
brings pro comp shit
stop talking bullshit

Stop being retarded, it all comes down to the player. Plus if you want a reaper to do his job you need someone to disable d.va defense matrix.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Nude_Bikergirl

I don't understand, is she making Tracer eat a bowl of eggs?

SniperWish
SniperWish

people throwing in Lucioball of all places
how low in life must you be to do this shit

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Nude_Bikergirl
Stop browsing /u/ and get back to work, Amélie.

Illusionz
Illusionz

I'm new to this game what sensitivity (in game option) should I be playing at?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Emberfire
she has to eat all the eggs

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Illusionz
25 for good spinning

massdebater
massdebater

@Illusionz
Find your own.
Or you can go with the common dpi/sens combos and adjust yourself to that.

likme
likme

@Flameblow
yeah, poor belgium is getting roflstomped again

Playboyize
Playboyize

@massdebater
There's a difference between analysing character design and analysing things that aren't there.
eg
S76 and Reapers guns have the same word but mirrored on their default guns. This is because they mirror each other and opposed each other in the organisation leading towards the downfall
not an eg
This omnic has different coloured eyes, an eyebrow and a loosely different mouthpiece, therefore must be vampiric

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I want Zarya to weightlift me

TechHater
TechHater

@PackManBrainlure
tfw no siberian bear hug

RavySnake
RavySnake

@PackManBrainlure
I want her to rape me in the amazon position and tell me to give her strong babies

Soft_member
Soft_member

@SomethingNew
it all comes down to the player
Then what is the point of choosing a different hero, that argument is invalid.

Ignoring that, I'll tell you right now why Mei see's less playtime despite countering Dive pretty well. Because if you are going to take the risk in not running a Dive DPS, Zarya does the same job, is more consistant, is more independant from the team, has an active sustain in the form of recharging shields, does more damage and has one of the best Ults in the game
inb4 nomnom D.Va
Mei's Ult and alt fire are also projectiles

Simply put, the wall isn't that good antidive when all of Dive, bar Tracer and Zen can circumvent it.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@RavySnake
Why would she have babies with a man so beta as to get raped?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Supergrass
Why not

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@RavySnake
Amazon position
This some Kamasutra shit?

Also I wonder who get /vg/thread/185291208#p185900000 ?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Supergrass
get two golds
they're both regular skins

BLIZZARD.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Goodnight /owg/. Post T.Racer for me next thread.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@VisualMaster
This some Kamasutra shit?

massdebater
massdebater

@PurpleCharger
I'm off too. See you all tomorrow!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@RavySnake
That just looks painful for the guy and awkward for the girl

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@RavySnake
that's some queer shit

Emberfire
Emberfire

https://exhentai.org/g/1100102/a8b6cf8d56/

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@SomethingNew
It's better in motion

girlDog
girlDog

@Playboyize
I said it EVOKES a vampiric image, not that it is an actual vampire.

Reading comprehension you retard.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Soft_member
The only but in zarya is that she has to demech d.va to disable her defense matrix. Mei doesn't.
You'd also be running triple tank with a zarya in that setup.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Stupidasole
Doesn't sounds that way, Jesus Christ that's the shit that'll break your dick in the long run

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BunnyJinx
It's no less shallow than league or DOTA

ow is chaotic and awful to watch as an esport, dota is complex and requires a lot of knowledge but is easy to follow, switching between 12 different povs is fucking stupid

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Boy_vs_Girl
assblasted because doomfist

as expected from league trash like you, i bet youd shit yourself every time we had a patch in dota or the fact that were getting 2 brand new heroes

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Lord_Tryzalot
maybe post brainwashing when she was feeling numb the pain of the tattoos gave her something to feel, huge back pieces, wrists, and thighs are all pretty painful but easily hidden/not uncommon so they wouldnt make her look absurd

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

playing d.va
zarya pops in thinking she's tough shit because her beam goes through DM
pops bubble
stop shooting
we both stare at each other in deep silence for a couple of seconds
rape the fuck out of zarya

Why the fuck people think that anything that goes through DM = hard counter. I can still shoot you in the face.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@girlDog
AHHHHhurrrrr I was only evoking such a delicate sanguinic image, not directly reffering to its more bloodthirsty imagery
This isn't an English class, stop trying to deflect your autism.

@Flameblow
In the time it takes Mei to freeze the mech for minimal damage, Zarya has shredded through most of its armour because of the unique way the beam kinda ignores armour. The situations which you would need to take the Matrix down for a few seconds quicker than just outright destroying the mech are fewer and farther between. And no, Zarya does not triple tank-when you put Zarya in as your offtank, you replace DVa. Also may I remind you that Sombra does the same role of taking out the DM in a pinch-but she does it instantly instead of after 2-3 seconds of on-target leading(that's why she is the defensive second DPS). Zarya and Sombra does what Mei does to DVa, but quicker and more reliably, with more overall DPS. That's overall why Mei is never picked.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@ZeroReborn
Because that's a retarded Zarya.
Most D.Va I encounter get beaten back so hard they eventually go Rein or Orisa.

SniperGod
SniperGod

try to win with characters i always play
lose
give up and play torb
4 golds almost every game
go up to 3400sr
what

Soft_member
Soft_member

@ZeroReborn
i love raping dva that think they can dive without repercussion
t.mei

Methnerd
Methnerd

@SniperGod
my friend who used to be t500 americas and is gm this season says torb is sleeper op because people ignore the turret and many flankers cant deal with it

RumChicken
RumChicken

@askme
He's just a /pol/tard. Don't try reasoning with him.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@ZeroReborn
Must be easy playing at that low of a rank-Shooting the bubble, then not shooting when its off with both of you separate from your teams. Protip=Do it the other way around

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@massdebater
the common dpi/sens combos
Where do I find these? R*ddit?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Soft_member
i find sym better for dva, you charge your projector on the meka then drop baby dva and do a 360 and melt anything near you

also sym's small hitbox makes dva's cannons bad unless shes got her reticule over your had

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@ZeroReborn
they make the mistake of engaging you with low charge. zaryas at low ranks are sometimes retarded like that

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@StrangeWizard
@PurpleCharger
Why the fuck are you 2 bringing up ranks when i'm clearly talking of a 1v1. That' shit only happens on QP retards.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@MPmaster

She's fucking blue, why would she care about looking absurd?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Dreamworx
should have I said low levels of skill then, autist?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Illusionz
Lowest possible you can comfortably get, if you have a large mousepad, try to make it so the largest movement you can make to either side fully spins you around 180'. Also make sure Horizontal and Vertical sensitivity, (preferably with lower Vertical because most of the aiming bar Pharah removal is on a thin Horizontal plane) are proportional, otherwise it fucks your diagonal movement up slightly

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@PurpleCharger
@Dreamworx
zarya isnt a tank busting hero, there was no reason to engage a full hp dva at all especially without high energy, leave it to tank dpsers like reaper to solo her

Illusionz
Illusionz

D.Va a cute. D.Va a top tier

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Dreamworx
Picking D.Va in 1v1 over Zarya
Low aim, low rank, low skill, low IQ, whatever you want to call it

Methshot
Methshot

I wanna go to Taco Bell with sombra

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Illusionz
shipfag AND a waifag simultaneously
that image

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Mei is pretty OP in Team Deathmatch

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

>>185904483
Say hello to your ban, you filthy degenerate
MODS, WE GOT ONE ON THE LOOSE

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Spazyfool
reaper
soloing dva
hug him with dm
he drops his guns and starts slowly pulling out new ones
shoot him
he spirits away
????

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Fried_Sushi
butthurt about waifufagging
butthurt about shipping
Maybe you should fuck off somewhere else then, dumb frogposter.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Poker_Star
You can't even pick d.va on zarya on 1v1 you dumbfuck.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Soft_member
things that never happened

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Soft_member
are you stuck in the patch where reaper doesnt restore 150hp from destroying a dva meka?

Methshot
Methshot

@Dreamworx
"destroys" through dm or while reloading
????????

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Quick reminder that zarya and rein are the patrician tanks

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Fried_Sushi
implying I a m talking about an elimination
You know you can choose you hero at the start of the match and change halfway through if you think common engagements won't go favourably. Believe it or not, OffTank vs OffTank is a common engagement

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

tfw i'm so unbalievably fucking shit at all dps heroes in the game because i literally 1v6 the enemy team all the time every game.
play better dps on zenyatta than any of the specific class.
able to kill a perpetual flipping gengu.
able to kill tracers.
play doomfuck.
charge up funtime fist.
die before it even connects.

Worst part is no matter how many times I try to curb this habit, it just continues.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Sir_Gallonhead
No, Tracer is.
Pick Tracer
maul everyone

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Spazyfool
Has a literal hidden mechanic whic means her beam shred through armour the fastest out of all the classes
Not a the dedicated tank tankbuster after the Roadnerfs

idontknow
idontknow

@TurtleCat
Quick reminder that Zarya needs to get on my FACE

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@TurtleCat
Rein beat Zarya, so she has to lie to herself and go against a cheater to build her pride back
Pottery It was pretty obvious who was going to win. Look at those literal treetrunk arms on Rein

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@TurtleCat
true words

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Need_TLC
whats reaper
You need to be retarded to charge zarya up and even if you're retarded to do it as long you focus her down she won't be a concern.
She's not a tank buster at all, her dps isn't even enough to outdps most dps heroes.

farquit
farquit

Does /owg/ view any OW streamers?
Who are your favourites?
What's your SR and who is your favourite hero+/main?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Need_TLC
full charge beam does a lot of damage yes but its not hellfire shotguns tier, betetr suited to low hp heroes with small hitboxes where reaper isnt as good

whereismyname
whereismyname

pick non dps hero
outperform your dps teammates while still doing your job
lose
This wouldnt happen if I wasnt too scared playing 1v1 games.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Need_TLC
Discord
Dink
Dink
Waughhh

Alt fire
d,d,d,d,d,dink

Is there a better feeling when doing damage?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Need_TLC
hidden mechanic
she has fucking christmas lights all over her that light up when she's charged

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

do you think they'll make ffa competitive

w8t4u
w8t4u

You have 5 seconds to explain why you aren't playing Zenyatta.

askme
askme

Olympic Zarya is such a good skin I wish it was her regular design

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Crazy_Nice
@happy_sad
Not a the dedicated ***>***tank***<*** tankbuster after the Roadnerfs

Is Reaper a tank? Can any other tank tankbust better than her? No and No? Then shut up.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@hairygrape
das-
dink
headshot.
gengu420 eliminated.

This happened like 4 times in my last match and we full held because their gengu kept dying to me.

Felt pretty fucking good.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@DeathDog
This isn't an English class, stop trying to deflect your autism.

Then stop equating analysis and discussion with autism.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@w8t4u
Because I'm the Tank keeping yo raggedy, should be 175hp, ass alive

@TalkBomber
Half an hour between replies
Just stop, the argument ended you autistic motherfucker. I'm not even him, but I see you had to get the last fucking word in didn't you?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@w8t4u
I am tho

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@TurtleCat
Roadshit still has more dps than zarya, stop being retarded.

Techpill
Techpill

@w8t4u
not even one kill
and i do

TechHater
TechHater

@TalkBomber
Just stop, the argument ended you autistic motherfucker. I'm not even him, but I see you had to get the last fucking word in didn't you?

The fuck are you going on about? Who gives a shit about times? I don't spend all fucking day on here and am often doing many things at once, checking in periodically.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@w8t4u
I miss King's Snow

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@TalkBomber
Took a while for you to come up with a good 'gotcha comeback' did it? Fuck off, we already had this argument you autistic little shit. Stop starting arguments for no reason dickhead

Methshot
Methshot

best place to find 3.9-4.2k teams to mix with / scrim with / against ?

FastChef
FastChef

@Sir_Gallonhead
caring about times like some autistic sperg who is spouting about winning an argument

lol k

StonedTime
StonedTime

@AwesomeTucker
I don't know Hog's figures, but it defo isn't 125-150DPs

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@w8t4u
I like to keep with the times, Old man,

FastChef
FastChef

Goddammit Blizzard, skin design isn't that hard, why are you struggling so much with it?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@StonedTime
roadhog putting all his pellets into bigass tank critbox does a lot of damage.

FastChef
FastChef

@185907196
No, its because you are shitting up the thread, starting an argument that already ended-all because you couldn't have the last laugh you actual autist. At the first it was a throwaway insult, but holy shit have you actually been tested yet?
Pick your fucking battles and stop posting already. I'll do the favour of not replying to your next inevitable (You) so you can have your nonexistant fucking victory.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@StonedTime
hog does 200 dps not counting headshots
zarya hits 190 at 100 charge, cannot headshot

Illusionz
Illusionz

@FastChef
There will be progressively next material in her next skin for Halloween when she appears in a Technomancer skin because she will be a new boss in new bit of Junkensteins Revenge

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Lord_Tryzalot
Yeah, but half of that 200 is gonna be lost in spread. Also, no pretty sure it isn't 200 because no more OHKO combo could just be me wrong and not seeing it though

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

tfw you are a higher rank in lucio ball than you've ever been in regular comp

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@FastChef
is this supposed to be good or bad

Emberburn
Emberburn

@FastChef
blizzard really need to let you use weapon and model skins independently, i like the cyberspace/augmented weapon better than tulum

also the talon widow's kiss is better than the biki weapon which literally looks like shit

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Burnblaze
lost in spread
against a tank critbox

Ok we get it, zarya is your waifu. Now start thinking logically.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@BinaryMan
you lose 50 lucioball sr per loss though

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Emberburn

The bikini rifle is basically a regular gun.

Firespawn
Firespawn

which heroes would fall under hypnosis easily and why??

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Illusionz
Technomancer Sombra skin
Sombra gets in on the best skin event in the game
Sneaky boss inside the castle/ further out of the courtyard
What is this and why the fuck do I want it so much

Inmate
Inmate

Please answer this.

Why does competitive match me with people with 11-hours on their "main" when I have more than that on my shittiest flex, and over 80 on my three mains?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Inmate
"this"

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Inmate

They could be smurf

Illusionz
Illusionz

@BinaryMan
tfw you are gonna get more points at the end of season from lucioball than standard comp

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Garbage Can Lid
i dont like the shape and the wood furniture and it looks shit with gold

soldier's beach weapon is garbage too, cyborg is my favourite but maybe thats just my taste

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Inmate
Because playing a bunch doesn't automatically make you better at the game.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Firespawn
Widow because it already happened to her once, no reason why it can't happen again

Emberburn
Emberburn

How do you feel about the Zarya remake?

askme
askme

@Illusionz
My money's on a full on Dia de los Muertos skin

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@BunnyJinx
Thanks for the gif version mate

Supergrass
Supergrass

@RumChicken

Every gun looks shit with gold, who cares

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@askme
Azucar skin
Already done also my dick wants a qt sorceress in a miniskirt more

DeathDog
DeathDog

McCree

Removed fan the hammer

Now has time stop bullets. Fires normally, but nothing happens. After 4 seconds, the bullets hit.

ex. Genji deflects arrogantly in front of you
Shoot him 5 times in the head with time stop bullets
Deflect ends, time passes and he instantly dies, even through a Zarya barrier due to taking 5 headshots.

Hanzo
Scatter arrow has been crafted to counter deflect

Scatter now implodes, rather than explodes when it hits a deflect, instantly killing genji

Roadhog

hook now ignores deflect

doomfist

While deflect is on screen, doomfist gains an understanding of multiple dimensions, allowing him to rocket punch up

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Supergrass
yeah ok qp shitter no one cares for your opinion

WebTool
WebTool

@Emberburn
Paladins
Relevant anymore

Snarelure
Snarelure

@DeathDog
Bar Radhog, these are all shit and you should feel shit for thinking them up.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Emberburn
dude what if we made zarya but like, really bland and tasteless

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Booteefool
So no changes?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Booteefool
so what do people think of doomfist then? i played a few games today and i think hes good, ult is fast to get and is great for dropping on a backline mercy or other healer

WebTool
WebTool

@Emberburn
ooooooh she gots a toothpick and heavy armour, that means she is strong and independant
Literal worse character development than OW. That's a genuine achievement

Bidwell
Bidwell

Chu confirms McCree is brown, abo

hahahahahahaha

Spamalot
Spamalot

TFW just got to Gold.
no longer a shitter

Feels good

Emberfire
Emberfire

@DeathDog
i shot a deflecting genji and died

Evilember
Evilember

@Emberburn
Blizzard gives Zarya a large body and people still waifu her
Low-Rez makes another stick thin waif because they know they'd be dead without the waifu bait

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Bidwell
No. He didn't. At the level we are at,
I wouldn't be surprised at this point

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Spamalot
Your a shitter until I say you aren't. And it's general consensus that the shitter line is drawn at mid diamond.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Spazyfool
I want to see cote d'azur widow get violated against her will by a crowd of shota

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@kizzmybutt
It's "you're," you grammatically-inept shitter.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

D.VAs voice actor is a slut

SniperGod
SniperGod

placed 3031 in Lucioball
at 3480. only 2 losses because of retards.

Im probably going to get a losing streak now.

Whats the top 500 ranks for Lucioball???

girlDog
girlDog

add me, I wanna have QP fun
pseudolain#1253

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@lostmypassword
lmao like D.va herself
perfect casting

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Gigastrength
Cri aal yuo want, your still wurse at the game than me. Your stilll a shitter in my eye's

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@SniperGod
Who cares, Lucioball is broken as fuck, its literally nothing but luck.

see
@Fuzzy_Logic

This shit happens half the time.

eGremlin
eGremlin

To no surprise, god awful teammates Los the me a game and dropped back to diamond from high masters for the second time this season.

Why the fuck do I always get the worst players alive

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@DeathDog
These are all pretty shit. I bet you shot at the deflecting Genji, didn't you?

King_Martha
King_Martha

howdy

girlDog
girlDog

@girlDog
eu or na

cum2soon
cum2soon

Is anyone else getting random, frequent DC's???
This shit is driving me mad and its only overwatch. I've played 4 other games and only blizz seems to be kicking me off the server every fucking comp match, to the point where I'm racking up a loss for it and now have to sit out for 2 hours.

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperGod
Well some are in GM, and that's 4k

Booteefool
Booteefool

@eGremlin
post overbuff

MPmaster
MPmaster

I wanna creampie Mercy

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@BlogWobbles
nothing but luck

Let me guess, you keep playing volleyball with the enemy goalie and give them ult charge.

The game is fine. Every shot i make goes exactly where I want, unless of course someone intercepts.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@girlDog
na

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@SomethingNew
Same, albeit sometimes the ball/boop hitbox is kinda buggy, leading to the ball getting past you/'own goals'/missing open shots because this time round RNGus decided to fuck you over

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Emberburn
Much more fun to play than Zarya

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Emberburn
if they ever unlinked weapons from skins you wouldn't get the weapon when you unlock the skin so they could have another hundred items for you to find in boxes

5mileys
5mileys

@Spazyfool
S76 about ready to get in there and start a lecture about harassing women

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

i know
overwatch
lore
but who is suppoed to be Dumbfist? a Talon supporter or just a chimpoutman for the sake of chaos

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@viagrandad
its not about unlinking its about seperating the the 2 options just like how you can now select gold and normal on a gun

Lunatick
Lunatick

@King_Martha
But I'm not the first guy you were talking to.
I just really care about grammar.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Deadlyinx
Bit of both from what we get. It was more important to find out that he was black and could wear a suit, rather than his actual origin, Chulogic

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Deadlyinx
his predecessor and mention was the leader of talon so current doomfist is also probably the leader more so than widow and reaper unless theres someone in the shadows pulling the strings

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Deadlyinx
he's a strong African warrior fighting for equal rights and an independent Africa where they can once again become space traveling kings

JunkTop
JunkTop

@PurpleCharger
Not only is the deflect hitbox ridiculously large, but also, whatever is deflected gains a ten times larger hitbox in order to ensure it hits. Can't have Genjikids straining their precious little brains now, can we.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Lunatick
Fuck D&D. They ruined /bestguy/

@Fried_Sushi
not kangz
missed opportunity desu

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Diamond truly is elo hell

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@PurpleCharger
Truly eSports material

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Emberburn
OW desperately needs Pip.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@JunkTop
literally fry the fucker with tesla/photon/particle

Soft_member
Soft_member

@TalkBomber
Lets just make all the Masters and Grandmasters drop to high platinum after a few days
What could go wrong?

idontknow
idontknow

@JunkTop
No, it just means you need to stop shooting at the front and side of Genji. Your problem is projectiles, not Genji's hit box.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@idontknow
Genji deflect hitbox is only a big smaller than orisa shield. That shit is way too big and nowhere as small as that pic you just posted.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@idontknow

So basically every 8 seconds he's invincible for 2 seconds

cum2soon
cum2soon

@PurpleCharger
What da fuck is that Ana doing

idontknow
idontknow

@Poker_Star
That they did, user.
And as long as people remember them for all that they've ruined, we've won.
They defined everything that they did and why they did it in terms of their reputation, hoping to be remembered as gods of television production. So let their reputation be that they're horrible hacks with terrible instincts who can't write for shit.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Soft_member
wait what did they do? fix mercy's sr exploits?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Fucking based!!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@PurpleCharger
@JunkTop
You can see how big the range is for deflect.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@TechHater
Why are you so mad? Did someone throw in your comp games?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@VisualMaster
based blackman
SHADILAY BROTHERS
PRAISE KEK

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Spamalot
The picture's showing you the area of deflection by just keeping the blade at the center only. Add Genji's arm length and of course it's going to be bigger.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Genji's deflect hitbox and Doomfist's punch hitboxes are both fucking broken

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@viagrandad
shoot him from behind
shoot him with a beam

StonedTime
StonedTime

DON'T QUEUE UP FOR COMP LUCIOBALL IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO HIT THE BALL YOU FUCKING MOUTHBREATHERS

hairygrape
hairygrape

@TalkBomber
SR decay in diamond is dumb
I can understand GM and maybe masters since you don't want people getting a high rank and then just never playing again to stay top 500 but it's completely ridiculous for diamond

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Soft_member
Nothing. Diamond is the make or break tier, it's top 10%, and there's nothing wrong with you getting put in your place by someone who's actually good.

REMEMBER, if you are "elo hell'd" in diamond, that just means you're actually diamond unlike other "elo hell" ranks.
Master is top 3% statistically, you're a fucking moron if you think you belong there but can't deal with 1-2 (read: ONE to TWO) master/gm deranks a game

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Stark_Naked
You can see the size of Genji's deflect hitbox. It's not anywhere near broken. @AwesomeTucker

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Lord_Tryzalot
Deflection hitbox is a lot bigger than genji arm lenght.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Gigastrength
I don't know what you're trying to achieve by that picture, you can't even see the rocket in it.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@StonedTime
implying hits are registering

RumChicken
RumChicken

USA running triple tank
they're bringing it back boys

Evilember
Evilember

@viagrandad
arm+blade
It's not that complicated.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Evilember
it makes sense so it must be balanced

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@viagrandad
@Evilember
what does it matter about his armlength?
the hitbox is that big and the devs made it that big on purpose, stop crying.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@idontknow
Are you telling me that this is not waifu material?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Thought lucio ball would be retarded
You still get comp points for it
No one is retarded about team comp or throwing
Scratch that this is comp mode but actually good

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I'm finding Orisa fun in payload and control point maps, but don't think she's good in koth maps. What tank would you guys recommend there?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@hairygrape
There seem to be a lot of throwers in diamond as well

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@SniperGod
That the hit box for deflect is pretty large on its own. Add the projectile's hitbox (which is why you get Hanzo's logs) and you get that webm.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@GoogleCat
It's a particular timing you have to get down. People tend to forget that the boop is only really there for an instant despite the animation playing for much longer, which makes the ball way more difficult to hit than it needs to be.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

im trash after ive not played for a while fuk

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Sharpcharm
masters/GM players have rating decay, which usually puts them in diamond despite their actual skill not decaying that quickly

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Evilember
people still waifu her
sombra got released after zarya and has more fanart already
orisa is following the same path

girlDog
girlDog

@Emberburn
Medic
waifu material

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Evilember
Blizzard gives Zarya a large body and people still waifu her
You think people waifu her _despite_ of her body type?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Raving_Cute
Winston, D.Va, or Zarya.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@idontknow
Sorry user, rumour has it on the grapevine that they are getting rights to the prequels/the Hedge Knight. I feel genuinely sorry for the actors wasting their time under such shit conditions to never get an award because everyone can see the obvious emmybaiting writing. Ironic how every scene written by GRRM has been critically acclaimed and given awards-See Cersei at Blackwater. I kinda gave up even more last episode when an apparently 14 year old Arya deflected a full on Valerian Steel claymore strike from the stronkest wyman in the land using a shitty rapier

@Sharpcharm
Sorry user, just SR decay I'm on about

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Spamalot
oh you were talking about sr decay, i thought it was the broken sr gains getting fixed and people dropping down

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@5mileys
That right one tho

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Playboyize
complain that it shouldn't be that big
get shown why it's that big
jump to balance
Realistically, Deflect would be something like Defense Matrix on resource but that's obviously too OP.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@StonedTime
*boops the ball every time its in my vision, fucking up your setup for a goal*
Still happens at high Masters

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Raving_Cute
Zarya allows you to carry over your aim skill from Orisa, and the clusterfuck nature of koth allows you to rack up energy very quickly

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Spazyfool
This made my eye twitch. It's like I imagine people that rage during comp or qp are.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@RumChicken
lolno, they ran near exclusive Dive. Bit of a bummer that the Youtube OW eSport channel got shut down whilst >10k people were watching the games though

Methshot
Methshot

@AwesomeTucker
Zarya allows you to carry over your aim skill from Orisa
zarya beam is close range hitscan
orisa is long range projectile

No you don't.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Spazyfool
r_Overwatch
Get that shit out of here

Booteefool
Booteefool

@RumChicken
Even with 3 tanks, calling it Triple Tank was a bit of a misnomer, since it was really Dive But With Zarya and classic TT specifically had Rein and Hog plus another tank (two for quad tank).

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

All hitboxes in this game are shit
how do you make them worse than the shitty ones back when the game was new and you could shoot the air and someone would die

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@RumChicken
Team runs Reaper and Lucio
OMG BEYBLADE BASICALLY MAKING A RETURN

Stop

5mileys
5mileys

Provocative claim to get the thread going again

New Junkrat is a buff in the wrong direction, New Hog is as useless as before, New Widow is QoL, New Orisa is QoL

These statements are factually correct

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Stupidasole
they're bringing it back boys

Illusionz
Illusionz

@5mileys
new orisa is QoL
retards that don't realize increasing firing speed is increasing her dps

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Well now it's three games I lost in a row thanks to throwers and now officially back in diamond

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@GoogleCat
Is this a joke?
Because it better be a joke user. For your safety, not mine

Snarelure
Snarelure

@5mileys
genuine question, what would you consider to be a buff in the right direction for junkrat?
I think everyone can agree that he is shit and there is almost no reason to pick him over pharah.
Would more traps be a more appropriate buff?

TechHater
TechHater

So could Dafran or whatever his player name was been playing on the team had he not been an emotional trainwreck?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Illusionz
Only hitting half of your magazine is still only hitting half your magazine, no matter how fast you do it. Its the same equivalent of when Lucio's DPS was 'technically increased' with fire rate

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Crazy_Nice
Faster projectile speed is an objectively an increase in DPS

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Crazy_Nice
Only hitting half of your magazine is still only hitting half your magazine
That's why you improve your aim.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@5mileys
my problem with junkrat is the riptire speed. give it a little more HP instead, or just leave it as-is

new orisa is way better and the buffs were much needed. she's more competent now and it makes me happy

FastChef
FastChef

@AwesomeTucker
Orisa is pretty good in mayhem

Methnerd
Methnerd

Cant we just buy coins, i havent gotten a gold item this whole event

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I gave up for the rest of the season already. I just constantly get complete idiots who refuse to play DPS despite being total shit at it

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Snarelure
More Traps/more focus on the traps. The tire is a long awaited QoL change than a real buff, its still gonna get shot down in under a second so it isn't that much. Just expect for a few to sneak under the radar whilst people get used to how fast you need to track the need tire and it'll be in the same spot as before. Its still shit, small radius and frail.

Traps are the only real unique thing of his kit; give him 4-5 beefier, stealthier traps with a radius they can't be placed in (Preventing spam on point) and he could lock down flank routes, be able to detect which flank routes were being taken and finally serve as a new Dive countering hero, albeit not quite OldHog tier. We don't need a new midrange DPS which is quite good at taking down shields, we already have S76, Bastion, Hanzo, Pharah and McCree battling for that one spot in the meta.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

What kind of racially diverse character will we get next an indian or an eskimo?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Harmless_Venom
idiots who refuse to play DPS despite being total shit at it

Are you playing on bizzarrowatch?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Methnerd
But loot boxes bring out the excitement from people!

askme
askme

@FastChef
All 4 of the new heroes are good because they all necessarily have 4-5 abilities because reasons and artificial skillcaps

hairygrape
hairygrape

@PurpleCharger
They should at least give you the option to scrap greys for coins.
There is literally no good item that is grey

WebTool
WebTool

@VisualMaster
Sadly at the rate of Reddit/The Forums, its either going to be Native Indian (Phardad), an Omnic (Max) or an undisclosed ape (Hammond)

I hate reddit so much, for too many reasons to explain.

WebTool
WebTool

@Snarelure
if you nerf pharmercy combo somehow it would be a big nerf for pharah

happy_sad
happy_sad

God, this game is so fucking bad holy shit. There's no reason for the game to be a popular as it was.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@happy_sad
But it has minorities!!!

Methnerd
Methnerd

@iluvmen

It's popular cause it's blizzard don't even act like there's any other reason

Firespawn
Firespawn

Why is there a half second delay on every fucking ability server side. Why is it like this is Blizzards first online game

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@happy_sad
Go away then.
Fuck, does any other game have this level of shitposting? Maybe dark souls?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@haveahappyday
Are your fee fees hurt?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Peace and harmony
I dreamt I was a butterfly!

*fucks with your head using black magic, giving you depressing suicidal thoughts and trauma
*spams metal balls until it crushes your skull to your death

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Bidwell
@DeathDog
why do you think she's so obsessed with order? and literally autistic? product of her environment, ocd, neurosis caused by being around fucking street shitters all day with an above average (for her race) intelligence

symmetra or devi/goddess are best, because they highlight her indo-aryan blood, she's no filthy dravidian

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Firespawn
Might be your Internet, I don't have that problem

SniperGod
SniperGod

lore writer writes one word reply
fans write ten pages essays on the character
You can't convince me tumblrinas are not autism.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@CodeBuns
"Pain is an excellent teacher."

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@JunkTop
"overwatch fucking sucks balls it's the worst game ever"
"then dont post in the thread for it"
"aww does the wittle baby need a safe space?"

literally how retarded can you get

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@JunkTop
Nah, I just find it odd that so many of you go out of your way to shit on this game. It almost makes me think that you guys are just exaggerating for the sake of shitposting.

Methshot
Methshot

Characters from other games that would work well in Overwatch

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@SniperGod
the perfect system
it's the customers doing your job for you

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Spamalot
100% wrong.

SR decays but MMR does not. I still get 4k games when my alts decay back to 3k

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@AwesomeTucker
@New_Cliche
Multiple butthurts

Illusionz
Illusionz

@hairygrape
aren't the icons grey?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@AwesomeTucker
DONT ENTER MY SAFE SPACE
Your game is dying, blizzdrone and it's dying fast.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@SniperGod
Why would I try convincing you that autists aren't autistic?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@CodeBuns
customers

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Perfection.

girlDog
girlDog

@JunkTop
Is there anything lower than shitposting in a game's general you don't like, getting called out for how retarded that is and trying to make a retort that is this bad?
What you are trying to do comes close to your mother birthing you as to how little they contribute to everything else.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@New_Cliche
The games shit user. I started playing around release by the end of season four i had enough. Its just one big lie. I am looking forward to DM mode but by god i have to wait three weeks for it? Ffs user ffs.

Methshot
Methshot

@StrangeWizard
she's a lesbian

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Methshot
Airman on Ilios: Well

airman ga taosenai

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Methshot
I keep thinking that Mei is the same with her hold down button to do a status effect on the enemy. But still would have loved to burn enemies instead.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@AwesomeTucker
wish she could have had skates

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@viagrandad
Staying around so long as season 4
lol, i quit playing regularly sometime in season 1 iirc, the game got so dull
with how little content they put out and how little of that is good it's a very slow process, but doomfist and TDM make me think there's a chance it'll be good

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@CodeBuns
We already know it's dying. We don't need downies like you reminding us in literally every thread. Like, no exaggeration, I think it's almost every single overwatch thread ever made. The people that like the game will keep playing while people like you will abandon ship. You don't need to keep saying this in
Literally
Every
Single
Fucking
Thread.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

They should create a healer tank that literally yells I'M MAKING A SAFE SPACE

WebTool
WebTool

@BinaryMan
I keep thinking that Mei is the same with her hold down button to do a status effect on the enemy.
Pyro and Mei have nothing in common other than the fact that their attack is a pseudo-stream

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@TurtleCat
I had breaks i basically only played during events by season 4 i was over it, pushed past my career high and it felt unsatisfying. Im never touching the standard comp again.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@StrangeWizard
A cute Tracey!

happy_sad
happy_sad

Doomfist has no fighting game related skins only shitty sprays
seriously Blizzard

iluvmen
iluvmen

@viagrandad
You clearly have no idea what a shit game is then. You can dislike overwatch but it's objectively a good game. Does it have flaws? Sure but it's still a good game. There's a reason people still play it.

massdebater
massdebater

@Sir_Gallonhead
Im never touching the standard comp again.
Unlesss you have some bizarre need for e-peen comp is literally pointless outside of comp points

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

mfw i know the tracer poster is an actual dyke
Bend over sweetie

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Methshot
Pip

TreeEater
TreeEater

@iluvmen
but it's objectively a good game
There's a reason people still play it.
yea and there's a reason still play every yearly cod or ass creed that gets shit out
not saying overwatch is as bad as cod or ass creed, but it's not all that stellar

can be fun sometimes, though

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Methshot
HHHOOOOTTTT

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I'd watch this movie

Snarelure
Snarelure

@farquit
is dr. levi the black guy?

He is unironically a "based" black man as the little good goys call them. thanks for those exercises bro

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@BinaryMan
I would kill for a playable modern knight who burns heresy with a flamethrower. Or a flamethrower sword. Or a flamethrower axe. Or a flamethrower horse with flamethrower axes for legs.
Fuck, I want to burn so many from the cast of Overwatch, I might need a whole army of flamethrower soldiers.

girlDog
girlDog

@BinaryMan
Build 'em up, break 'em down.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Spazyfool
Passive: physical contact with an enemy applies a moderate damage over time.
So it destroys whatever it touches.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@TreeEater
Those aren't really bad games either though. (depending on which installment of assassin's Creed your playing though).
Are they made to make money? Are they soulless? Sure but they still aren't bad games.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@kizzmybutt
How about it creates a repelling aura like the reverse graviton and knocks heroes back.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Burnblaze
Are they made to make money? Are they soulless? Sure but they still aren't bad games.
(most of them) aren't necessarily bad games, no, but i wouldn't call them good games either

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Raving_Cute
paladins sort of has that but i heard he's just shitty reinhardt and I've never played the game

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@WebTool
Reddit has way too much impact on this games developement for how shitty that site is.
Like, this place is a dumphole, but reddit is worse and can't even comprehend that.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Carnalpleasure
Half a second might be an over exaggeration. Actually it definitely is. But there is a constant .2 second or so issue with delay that is well documented that favors the shooter that's even acknowledged and being 'worked on' by Blizzard for better accuracy

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

people think because some tarded fags cant stop playing a game its good
You still have tf2 fags still playing their boring game. They are in this very thread.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@girlDog
Engi would be a million times better than swedarf, his sentry actually fucking does something outside of being a minor annoyance

@AwesomeTucker
tf2 got ruined (or well, non-community servers) got ruined) like a month after overwatch came out, and it was an attempt to make the game more like overwatch
it's sad, really

happy_sad
happy_sad

so is mystery heroes the only way to grind exp without dealing with autists?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@DeathDog
What if the time stop bullets fired from the position the shooter was standing when clicked and headed where the crosshair was aimed.
That way instead of burst damage through fth you can fire a barrage instead.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@TurtleCat
Yeah, I've seen him, not really what I'm looking for.
Vermintide has a witch that is very close to my ideal. She's constantly on fire, she has a shit ton of spells to burn enemies and she has some fire sword action.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Fuzzy_Logic
all the people who were wanting dumbfist added
were members of r/overwatch and r/cuckold
BROTHERS GET THE PROMETHEUM

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

tfw 2 goalie cucks on the same team

How the fuck do people not realize that having 2 goalies doesn't work

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@DeathDog
Lol.
I see, I'm not the only one here with deep hatred for little weaboo shit.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Emberburn
i see her more like joahanna style but whatever

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@happy_sad
Tekken Jack skin

cum2soon
cum2soon

@viagrandad
@TurtleCat
I find it really hard to believe that the people who are so utterly burnt out with this game consistently come back to these threads to let everyone just how burnt out they are.
So either a) you're both autists that go around shitposting over and over for a game you don't like
Or b) you're both autists that don't actually dislike the game as much as you want people to believe

Which is it, fuckboys?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Garbage Can Lid
Seras is a good witch hero in Paladins. Shes like a reaper, mercy, zarya, ranged dps hybrid

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@cum2soon
Agreed.
And maybe some play on that mirror chick, possibly a sym rework in theme?
But a fast grenade healer is definitely on the top of my wishlist.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@cum2soon
you should see hearthstone general we literally got an expansion the other day but since blizzard only listens to reddit everyone is already pissed off/bored of it

RumChicken
RumChicken

@BunnyJinx
Thats not Jack thats Chad, and I guess you could say the tribal ones are Akuma but thats streching it

whereismyname
whereismyname

@RumChicken
no its clearly jack and not your retarded reddit meme

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Lord_Tryzalot
Oh, so your entire argument basically boils down to "DURRRRR REDDIT DUuUUUUUR".

Methnerd
Methnerd

@ZeroReborn
She's "seris", apparently. Seras is a main character in Hellsing.
And she's just another shitty psychic action hero. Fuck that, that's no fun. I want pyromancy.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@cum2soon
I find it really hard to believe that the people who are so utterly burnt out with this game consistently come back to these threads to let everyone just how burnt out they are.
I only come here during events, since that's sort of new content. I don't know about other people/

JunkTop
JunkTop

@AwesomeTucker
I don't like a thing so that makes it BAD! I alone am the arbiter of fun.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Bidwell
im not even the fucking person you were originally responding to. But in all honesty when you fucking follow the advice of a community that blindly praises you your quality on work will drop drastically

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Lord_Tryzalot
Not an argument, your game died last summer with Karazhan announcement.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Snarelure
That's still autistic for a game you think is bad. That's like going to a WoW thread only during brew fest to let everyone know that the game is bad and they aren't REALLY having fun.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Methnerd
She spams projectiles that stay on the enemies as a curse so you can curse an entire enemy team with multiple stacks and then hit the kill switch for massive damage. None of the Overwatch healers can instagib an enemy team shit not many nonhealers can. Shit you can even build this combo to stun at the same time.
Also all her abilities are vampiric so shes basically the vampire healer OW players have asked for.

Inmate
Inmate

@AwesomeTucker
What people are still playing a game that I dislike?

WebTool
WebTool

@RumChicken
Tribal ones are pretty clear in what they are referencing.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

masters hanzo main in QP claims to love Hanamura
calls me a plat shitter when i explain why it's bad

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@AwesomeTucker
TF2 is honestly so much more dynamic than this game. I like this game cause it's easy to jump in and just play what you want

Bidwell
Bidwell

@DeathDog
Oh and shes getting a felflame bikini succubus skin
oh baby

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Booteefool
That's like going to a WoW thread only during brew fest to let everyone know that the game is bad and they aren't REALLY having fun.
Except I'm not doing that? I was saying I think the game's boring and dull since the rate at which blizzard puts out content is glacial and the content they do put out is almost entirely garbage.
I don't care if other people like it or not.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@New_Cliche
higher ranked player explains difference between facts and opinions

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@TurtleCat
Fernander plays absolutely nothing like Reinhardt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sWAtkHtKqs

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@New_Cliche
Hanamura is really good for hanzo

askme
askme

@BunnyJinx
You're right, you should just blindly hate something because Veeky Forums told you.
Also you people think the game is dead, right? So there shouldn't be a community that gives advice right? Or maybe they're all just sheeple while poor cynical user sees the truth.
What's your narrative, Veeky Forums? Is the game dead or is it popular and filled with sheeple? Be consistent.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@DeathDog
But it's not what I want. You're replying to me, not the whole thread. Fuck off with your vampiric shit, it's not fun.
What's fun is burning people in the name of God.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Stupidasole
Fernander
Fernando
I'm a retard.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

It's an "A completely useless Doomfist joins the team" episode

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@BunnyJinx
Man dont even bother some of the faggots that shill this game hard dont even play it. Its like a scene for them. They just fanfic the heroes and dowload tumblr fan art.
Months ago maybe last year people showed proofmthat the biggest shills formthis game dont even fucking play it. Both official shills and tumblr shills.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@New_Cliche
Lots of people like maps that are hated.
I don't like Oasis but plenty of people like that map.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@PackManBrainlure
useless (insert hero) joins the team episode

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@BunnyJinx
The whole point of this fucking argument was from a retarded user who just kind of entered the thread to let everyone know the game is bad. Are you saying you don't agree with him but still felt the need to join in on the argument to agree with him anyway?
Try making sense.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Illusionz
Yeah but useless doomfists are worse than useless anything else because they actually don't do anything, not even some collateral damage

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Stupidasole
Had a good laugh over this video. It's so childishly biased, it's great. Bring more.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@PackManBrainlure
what if we just burn everthing ever

Snarelure
Snarelure

@PackManBrainlure
Shut the fuck up autist. I only replied twice and thats too good for you subhuman
its not what i want
Boohoo kys

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@w8t4u
That's the joke.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Evil_kitten
The only two things that can do collateral damage occasionally are junkboi and hanzo. Every single other hero, if piloted by a dumbass, will ruin your game. It's just a nature of overwatch.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Reddit here. When are we getting more BASED blackmen heroes haha?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Snarelure
We'll see how you scream when I pump your ass full of burning gasoline.

WebTool
WebTool

@Need_TLC
No, I absolutely play the game. I want to actually talk about the game instead of threads evolving into "Ugh, this game is SO Bad! You losers can't POSSIBLY be having fun!"

Supergrass
Supergrass

@WebTool
no i p-play it
Why so guilty? Why reply?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@WebTool
Devolving*
Fuck

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

doomfist can charge and then 1 shot zarya in the action of a second
fuck this shit.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Boy_vs_Girl
BLACKED

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Supergrass
I feel like Veeky Forums should have basic logic captchas, so people like you either would learn something, or not be able to post anything.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Boy_vs_Girl
Bubble?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Ignoramus
anon misses the point entirely

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Sir_Gallonhead
I think the mods should do their job and ban blatant idiot rage posters like you but hey we cant have we want.

askme
askme

@Boy_vs_Girl
Hanzo can charge and then 1 shot 75% of the tanks in less than a second
Nobody cares
Doomfist comes out, doing the same thing, but slower and with better telegraphing
Everyone loses their minds
This community.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@cum2soon
Flamethrowers use napalm not gasoline.
Unless you mean the old Chinese one.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Boy_vs_Girl
But he can't 1-shot Zarya, even without bubble.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Reminder you can't say bad things about this game thats a microaggression and this is a safe non-conformist space for people with the same views only.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

When you get number one in Deathmatch
Instead of raging, someone actually compliments your Doomfist play

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@askme
hanzo is every 10 seconds, which sometimes doesn't even work because it's janky as fuck
doomfist is every 4 seconds, with many followups if it doesn't work, a lot of range, and gives him health

5mileys
5mileys

@Supergrass
Because you people are ruining every thread? Again, i'm not exaggerating, overwatch threads might have the most shitposting out of any game in the market. MAYBE undertale when Veeky Forums entered it's contrarian stage with it.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@askme
Hanzo's scatter has a 8 second cooldown and requires some accuracy
Doomfist's punch is four seconds and just has to see you on screen to connect

WebTool
WebTool

@Boy_vs_Girl
doomfist can charge and then 1 shot zarya in the action of a second
That's wrong, you shitposting faggot.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Why are you not reporting everyone who doesn't play (and main) one of these 6 heroes?

I know I am.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@askme
Nobody cares
yes people care

Booteefool
Booteefool

@SniperWish
Not that user but Un'Goro really brought life back into the game.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@TalkBomber
What are you gold?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@DeathDog
Reminder that STOP TALKING ABOUT OVERWATCH IT'S A BAD GAME! I'M GOING TO ON LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE OVERWATCH THREAD AND SHIT IT UP BECAUSE I JUST LOVE CUM!
And Blizzdrones are the annoying ones?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@askme
reddit user calling me a sheeple

Do you not know what criticism is you dumbfuck? I can like something and still have bad stuff to say about it aswell its faggots like you that enable retard devs to continue down retarded paths

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Boy_vs_Girl
Fully charged punch = 100 damage
Hitting a wall after a full charge = 150 damage
100 + 150 = 250
Zarya has 400 HP
user why you lyin

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Snarelure
Golden border, yeah.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@DeathDog
I play this game all the time and still shit talk it and its community.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Booteefool
brought life back into the game
quest rogue and jade druid
frozen throne releases
jade druid and dk druid

yeah hearthstone is shit and ben brode only cares about money

happy_sad
happy_sad

@TreeEater
Implying borders and SR are comparable

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Playboyize
Hell even the ult only does 300 damage at the center of it.
Doomfist can't even oneshit Zarya WITH HIS ULTIMATE

idontknow
idontknow

@happy_sad
wat

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I have a theory about Copa Lucioball
I think that we're going to see another comp game mode and that they're testing to see if it will work and if people will play it
I think that Deathmatch (solo) will be a future competitive gamemode in the arcade like copa lucioball
It makes sense to me

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@VisualMaster
If we're going this way, why don't we complain about lucio boop aswell, I mean, it's an instakill if you're near the cliff, and it barely needs aiming.
Why don't we ditch pharah while we're at it, 120 damage rockets? Bullshit.
Reaper able to one-shot squishies? Piece of crap.
Come on, Blizzard, release some good heroes, us, redditors, we don't want to talk about counterplay and many, many ways things can and will get fucked up, we just want to whine about some theoretical world where things always work in opponents favor.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Fucking hell. Doomfist,s one shot is comeptlely stupid. At least reduced the distance it seems you because I hate barely being close to a wall a still dying

likme
likme

@cum2soon
Yet to be killed by his ult or even damaged. Ive seen players get killed by his ult and i just think how? Why are people so dumb in this game.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@RavySnake
Un'Goro had a constantly shifting meta where the top tier deck was always something different, whether it was Murloc Midrange Pally or Control Burn Mage or Evolve Shaman or Token (not Jade) Druid, it was always different every few weeks. You have no clue what you're talking about.

Also,
Complaining about Frozen Throne meta when it's literally only been two or three days
Stop being a shitter

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@BlogWobbles
nothing but luck
t. silver shitter

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@kizzmybutt
Oh boy, here we go with the "it's just criticism bro!l argument.
Criticism: The content in in game comes out too slow and the balancing is ass
Not criticism: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DEAD GAME! DEAD GAME! FUCKING BLIZZDRONE S!

Techpill
Techpill

@Spamalot
@DeathDog
I can love my cat and still have things about her like the fact that nerve damage means she is incapable of giving me love bites without chomping down on my hand

Its like blizzdrones cant understand that you can like something but still have issues with it

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@TalkBomber

That's a good way to get banned yourself.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Sharpcharm
Being banned for reporting abuse is a myth.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@StonedTime
start reporting every post on this thread and see what happens

askme
askme

@likme
It's decently easy to setup a kill if enemies are coordinated enough to push on their own, and not scatter around like headless chickens.
I usually charge from behind the corner, then uppercut and ult. It leaves players confused for enough time that you can drop the bomb on either a slow support or a distracted dps. Plus, it pushes people away, so you're going to have easier time punching them after landing.
Probably not the best strategy, but it works so far on my 3200 SR.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@likme
I know, right? How is anybody ever at less than full health?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@eGremlin
4chins is way stricter than OW.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Evilember
except the guy telling everyone to stop playing if you dont like the game is only responding to posts with criticism

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@VisualMaster
Lucio boop has a 5m range
Doomfist has 20m
Walls are more common than cliffs

120 rockets aren't a oneshot to all squishes in the game

Reaper's range for a one shot is like two meters and it has to be a partial headshot

Come on man, don't bring arguments like that. You know those points are bad just like everyone else does. Also even with those abilities it not that upsetting because it's consistent. You can expect that a corner will protect you from a reaper shot. You can't with a punch since half the time Doomfist hits you from a location you don't have LOS with.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Gigastrength
lucio is also a support numb nuts

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

be winston
constantly kill healers
enemy DPS switches to reaper to stop me
avoid him and continue killing healers
just imagining those healsluts whining for protection in chat

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Sir_Gallonhead
Are you retarded? How is any of this criticism?

@happy_sad
@Methnerd
@JunkTop
@Poker_Star
@CodeBuns
@viagrandad
@TurtleCat

King_Martha
King_Martha

@StonedTime
It was.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Boy_vs_Girl
Wah why can a support kill me when I'm balancing on the edge of a cliff
You serious? It's not even a guaranteed kill since half the heroes in the game have mobility abilities that let them jump back

idontknow
idontknow

new thread when?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Firespawn
all of those except the last were responses to the reddit poster

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Firespawn
well that specific post of mine (the last one) isn't criticism because I was just responding to the other guy who said they didn't like playing it much anymore. my 'criticism' was here @BunnyJinx

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@idontknow
Let the thred die just like the game

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@idontknow

/vg/thread/185927532#p185927532
/vg/thread/185927532#p185927532
/vg/thread/185927532#p185927532

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Deadlyinx
This let it die. Like a black guy in a lynching.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Deadlyinx
this post needs to be made every thread :^)

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@idontknow
Who cares? Nobody gives a shit about overwatch anymore. Threads could suddenly stop one day and no one in the world would care.
Just let the game die out .

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Gigastrength
They are as good as complaining about doomfist.
Wow, this thing does so much damage
Let me ignore all the things that matter, and focus entirely on dealing damage part
Positioning? Countering abilities with abilities? CC? Just shooting the guy?
I SAID LET ME IGNORE THEM, YOU DUMB FUCK, I DON'T WANT ANY REASON, I JUST HATE THIS HERO
Listen, I get it. I personally hate genji and seriously, with chill mind wish he didn't exist. But he does. And not a lot of people even think he's all that great. So I choose to believe them and at least somewhat control my butthurt.
Every time you want to post something because you're angry - take a deep breath and think again. If it helps me not to pollute the thread with needless whine - it should help you.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@RavySnake
@Boy_vs_Girl
Oh, and I'm sure this is just criticism, right?

@Deadlyinx
@Lord_Tryzalot
@CouchChiller

iluvmen
iluvmen

@WebTool
I just wish the fist looked better, like it still kept its spiky sorta look

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Boy_vs_Girl
Once again, retard
Criticism: I don't like x I think it's dumb
Annoying: DEAD KEK MEME GAME!

iluvmen
iluvmen

@New_Cliche
explain why it's bad
Doesn't that even sound slightly autistic to you?

takes2long
takes2long

@RumChicken
You are retarded, my boy.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Bastion needs a hard nerf

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@TalkBomber
@Sir_Gallonhead
It's hilarious watching faggots try to only pretend they're retarded.

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