/owg/ - Overwatch General

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Scuba edition

The Summer Games 2017 event is Live!
last year's summer games items are back for regular pricing (1x), while new items are also available for event pricing (3x)
the event ends on August 28th
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OWbGgGjdBk

Event item tracker
https://js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/SUMMER_GAMES

DEATHMATCH has been added to the PTR
includes both 6v6 TDM and 8-man FFA
along with a new map built for FFA (it's bloo's family home)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_CBzklel1c

Most recent developer update video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPs__eUvtvU

Latest comic:
https://reader.madefire.com/work/w-a2da1239584645338362109be0e7f1fd/read/

Latest PC patch notes
PTR: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20972920
Live: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc

Overwatch dev tracker
http://www.overstalk.io

Hanaposting is forbidden

Hero tips, tricks and basics
https://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

Source / Quake mouse sensitivity converter
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

Personal stats / leader boards
https://overbuff.com
https://masteroverwatch.com

Previously: /vg/thread/185872905#p185872905

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OWbGgGjdBk
https://js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/SUMMER_GAMES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_CBzklel1c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPs__eUvtvU
https://reader.madefire.com/work/w-a2da1239584645338362109be0e7f1fd/read/
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20972920
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc
http://www.overstalk.io
https://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
https://overbuff.com
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ROPRTf6W47s
https://exhentai.org/g/1037013/51f363dc05/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK9ya1vZZcU
https://gyazo.com/f4070594c6012449b4034fd248626d20
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=4231250
https://mobile.twitter.com/retta_ow/media
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWjU5IjCbw0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-Nw7HbaeWY
Flameblow
Flameblow

I can't stand living without her.

SniperGod
SniperGod

I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD

Booteefool
Booteefool

oh boy a new map
it's more arcade shit

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I'm a Heal Queen. What's the difference between my majesty and you, dirty healsluts? I am not oblidged to heal you. I am not there to support you. I am not there to make you feel better. I am there because you, dirty slaves, will lead me to victory while kissing my heels if I let you do so. I will resurrect you out of pity, because you, worthless worms, suck at this game. I will heal you, because you losers don't stand a chance against enemies on your own. And if I don't like something, if you don't crawl on your knees and kiss the earth that I walk, I will ignore your filthy corpses and step over you while you cry in chat or on microphone begging me to res you. And what will I do? I will ignore you. Because you, slaves and sluts, didn't ask me nicely. And didn't say "Mommy, I will suck your majestic healing cock if you bring me back to battle".

iluvmen
iluvmen

Best pairing

Methnerd
Methnerd

Need more of big German hammer man

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

/vg/thread/185872905#p185927704
I was pretty upset when PAD threads died out.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

HEY DOOD

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Flameblow
If she's so perfect, home come she's a dyke? Huh?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Flameblow
Cute! CUUUUTE!

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Lunatick
yuri is the best

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@kizzmybutt
Finally, an ass fellow Irishmen won't be intimidated by.

Soft_member
Soft_member

season goal is make it to masters
two weeks to finale
still couldn't break into 3200

viagrandad
viagrandad

/vg/thread/185872905#p185927978
No that's just some benign shitposting.
It's not even ""real"" shitposting since a ton of generals make that same joke when they're at bump limit.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

fucking based!!

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

/vg/thread/185872905#p185926941
They are as good as complaining about doomfist.
Wow, this thing does so much damage
Let me ignore all the things that matter, and focus entirely on dealing damage part
Positioning? Countering abilities with abilities? CC? Just shooting the guy?
I SAID LET ME IGNORE THEM, YOU DUMB FUCK, I DON'T WANT ANY REASON, I JUST HATE THIS HERO
Listen, I get it. Hating something is normal.
I personally hate genji and seriously, with chill mind wish he didn't exist.
But he does.
And not a lot of people even think he's all that great. So I choose to believe them and at least somewhat control my butthurt.
Every time you want to post something because you're angry - take a deep breath and think again. If it helps me not to pollute the thread with needless whine - it should help you. Take care.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Between Reaper and Sombra, who's more likely to make a Heel-Face Turn?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@TreeEater
Sombra, of course. She's not even on Talon's side really. She has her own agenda.

askme
askme

@Soft_member
goal to get to diamond
hover around 2975 for the whole season

Booteefool
Booteefool

@BunnyJinx
Jamison Fawkes!

5mileys
5mileys

@askme
Play pharah. On 3200 people still can barely aim forward, let alone upwards.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@TreeEater
Speaking of allegiances, why do people think that widow mourning over gerard means she'll go back to overwatch? She's pretty clearly had most/all of her memories of who she was pre-brainwashing and her attitude towards it seems "Well that sucks but I'll just go with talon".

From the little we know of Talon's operations there's not even a "Talon HQ" or something it's just doomfist, reaper, and a few other people who are a group of "leaders".
I think that's kind of a bad decision though.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Will Skelton ever be playable in Overwatch?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Booteefool
when you have a chin so big you have to hold it so it doesn't fall off

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@BunnyJinx
I love Sombra!

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@5mileys
I've climbed from silver to where i am with mccree only.
do you really have to resort to cheap heroes to break past the forced winrate

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Spazyfool
Talon is a generic terrorist organisations with splinter cells.
Dumbfists group is just one group.
For example joker face man probably has his own agents.

Skullbone
Skullbone

tfw Summer Amélie happened

SniperGod
SniperGod

@BunnyJinx
almost make it to diamond in lucioball
first match has two players arguing over being goalie and both shit at it
second match has a pair one who's a kid and the other who is afk. literally get a 5-6 loss with me making all the goals and no help on offense
ITS NOT FAIR I WANT GOLDEN SHIT

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@viagrandad
So you even admit it's not criticism, it's just shitposting.
Like, do you actually think this level of shitposting appears in threads for other games? Because it doesn't.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Spazyfool
Having a decentralized leadership and assets allows for greater difficulty in dismantling/attacking the organization.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Skullbone
Why does she have such tiny thumbs?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

FUCK OFF AND STOP TALKING ABOUT OVERWATCH!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Sharpcharm
@Sharpcharm
Talon is distinctly ruled by a council of representatives, who each have their own assets. Reaper no doubt is the one that brought the former Blackwatch assets into the fold, and Symmetra's superior in Vishkar also has a seat on the council, so Vishkar and by extension Symmetra also work in Talon's interests.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Skullbone
we need the /lolg/ swimsuit shitters audience
BRAVO KAPLAN

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

What if Reaper kills (with widow and sombra) Doomfist and Doomfist gets replaced by a new hero?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Sharpcharm
Like, do you actually think this level of shitposting appears in threads for other games? Because it doesn't.
GAME DEAD JUST LET IT DIE is in a lot of other game generals, yes

@SniperGod
Yea but since the audience has the information of "It's just reaper and doomfist and some other people but doomfist is the main guy" makes it a lot less imposing then "super secret villain alliance and these 2 people are part of it"

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@ZeroReborn
Artist doesn't know how to proportions

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Skullbone
It absolutely fucking isn't.
I just browsed a titanfall thread, a game that actually IS dead, and it was civil as fuck.
Do you even browse Veeky Forums? Is this your first time? Most of us like to pride ourselves on being better than /v/. Not stooping to their level.

whereismyname
whereismyname

just let the game die like the white race

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@BunnyJinx
user, she's snorkeling, she's not wearing a SCUBA

Supergrass
Supergrass

@hairygrape
It absolutely fucking isn't.
What generals do you go to because a joking DEAD THREAD DEAD GAME is in pretty much every general I've ever been in.

Granted it's probbaly less joking (most of the time) here

viagrandad
viagrandad

best boy, best girl, best friends

Methshot
Methshot

@kizzmybutt
reee uncovered female skin
Shut up cuckboi

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@hairygrape
"WAHH I CANT TAKE JOKES" ~ you

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@viagrandad
best sex

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@whereismyname
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ROPRTf6W47s

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Skullbone
Yea but since the audience has the information of "It's just reaper and doomfist and some other people but doomfist is the main guy" makes it a lot less imposing then "super secret villain alliance and these 2 people are part of it"

Well besides Symmetra's superior in Vishkar also being on the council, or fucking Max who is depicted as a procurer and distributor of wealth, and from his outfit in the casino in Monaco he could very well be the owner of that casino. Let's also not forget the Joker looking motherfucker too.

Like any council meeting, motions are proposed to the council, and are supported or denied. That the council is supporting Doomfist's proposal doesn't mean he's in charge. He probably has more clout considering Reaper seems to defer to him for some reason, and Max is his tenuous ally, but he's not in charge.

askme
askme

tell mercy to lay low because she has rez
flies through entire enemy team to heal a flanker
they both die
the easiest character in the game and they still somehow fuck it up

idontknow
idontknow

@Supergrass
Name five right now. If you can then I'll shut up and leave the thread. Bonus points if it isn't a blizzard game since Veeky Forums has a bias against them.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Game is deader than a liberals sex life

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@BlogWobbles
LOL

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@w8t4u
I like how you fags are crawling out of the woodwork after I called you out. You fork-tongued snake.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@BlogWobbles
DELET

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@BlogWobbles
im going to need sauce on that user

Emberfire
Emberfire

I made it to masters am I good now

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@idontknow
kingdom hearts
puzzle and dragons (though that did actually die)
animal crossing new leaf
team fortress 2
terraria
undertale
persona
ps4g

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Ded game not even necromancy can save it

StonedTime
StonedTime

@BlogWobbles
@VisualMaster
SAUCE?!?!?!!??!

Spamalot
Spamalot

Overwatch lore is TOO DEEP

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BlogWobbles
Where's the lamb SAAAAUCE?!?!

5mileys
5mileys

@Spamalot
Fucking reddit memes. this game is dead its over guys.

whereismyname
whereismyname

mid diamond last season
about to hit gold this season
9 and 21
What the fuck is going on

MPmaster
MPmaster

@StonedTime
@Stupidasole
@Fuzzy_Logic
https://exhentai.org/g/1037013/51f363dc05/

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

They let me do this twice.

Also, is Mcree viable in comp? Or would it just be better to play soldier?

whereismyname
whereismyname

The player base in this game is almost as low as Trump's approval ratings

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@MPmaster
i fucking love that site having to fucking clear my cache multiple times before it fucking recognizes im logged in

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@whereismyname
As low as his chance of becoming president.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Sir_Gallonhead
ok

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@5mileys
Game is well. Only thing we need to do is fund the assassination of Chu.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@MPmaster
exhentai

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

They need to release volume 2 already

askme
askme

@TurtleCat
I just browsed the undertale, kingdom Hearts, and persona generals. No shitposting in any of them. Again, when I say there's shitposting in every single OW general i'm not exaggerating.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@MPmaster
sad panda
My favorite porn site

Bidwell
Bidwell

@askme
No shitposting in any of them.
No shitposting in undertale and persona general
well i rather doubt that, but i wasn't referring to shitposting in general I was referring to "DEAD THREAD DEAD GAME" as a shitpost, which happens a lot.

Illusionz
Illusionz

guy on our team switched from Mercy to Widow
tow other dudes pick DPS
forced me to get off a Tracer and play Zarya
no surprise there we lost both points because I'm no long on Tracer killing things
Widow gets in Mic during results
"I don't think there's a point in me playing Mercy if I died every fight"
This idiot. It doesn't fucking matter if you died every fight because I kept killing everyone on the enemy team, Mercy included. They never won a team fight even if he went down first

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@askme
thats because you keep giving us shitposters the coveted (You)s that feed us

Skullbone
Skullbone

Necromercy skin

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

be low Diamond
get paired with a bunch of masters and grandmasters in both team
my team still won't go past Eichenwalde's choke point until the very last second of the round

When we went through, shit was great though. There's a huge difference of level between tiers even on Mercy players. I could barely pull my usual Lucio bullshit at all and it forced me to play smarter.

I want to rank up already, but I feel my current rank is my skill cap.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Bidwell
1 post that gets thrown at the start and end of threads
"WAHH HOW CAN I LIVE WHEN THIS ONE POST I DONT LIKE EXISTS IN THE THREAD"

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Bidwell
well clearly not to the same degree as overwatch

@lostmypassword
I don't think it's for (you)'s at this point. There are a lot of other games to get replies with. I think Veeky Forums is genuinely angry this game didn't flop on arrival.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Illusionz
Knows changing character will lose game
Changes character when idiots get upset

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@CouchChiller
You seem to be personally invested in this game way too much.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Spazyfool
@Illusionz
being a fillcuck

i get screamed at for playing widowmaker but then i have a team that wont push past the choke when i headshot the solo heals mercy

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Skullbone
he thinks it's only one post at "the end of a thread"
I don't even really care that people are saying it's dead, it's just the fact that you just aren't allowed to like the game. If you say "I think overwatch is fun" you will get hordes of unironically angry neckbeards.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Supergrass
"wahh i cant take criticism"

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Supergrass
So what if its a dead game plenty of games are dead. Only a few games have long lasting popular appeal. Are you new to gaming?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@SomethingNew
Yeah, how dare I like a thing?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I want a pet Tracey!
I would walk it and keep it well fed!

askme
askme

@CodeBuns
volume 2

massdebater
massdebater

you wouldnt take advantage of an hypnotized mercy, would you???

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@LuckyDusty
A thing?
Go back.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@massdebater
id rather try my chances at fucking the gay out of tracer

Methshot
Methshot

@Ignoramus
I know, but snorkel is a horrible word

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

join game
4 stack is all dps
other person goes tank
I go healer but none of the dps protect me or the tank
complain when I only heal the tank

MPmaster
MPmaster

@JunkTop
I'm going to have a stroke, I swear to god. Shitposting isn't criticism. We've established this already.

@RavySnake
Read my post again.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Methshot
i want to snorkel sombra

@BlogWobbles
healcuck

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@MPmaster
You just seem to be really upset that Overwatch is not popular anymore.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Harmless_Venom
What?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TalkBomber
185932571

It's a Blizzard game. It will never die.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Skullbone
You'd sooner see an Auriel skin.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Need_TLC
"freeze! put your fat cocks where i can see them!"
B A S E D hirame

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@BlogWobbles
Yesssss just like sc2 and d3 "didnt die"

askme
askme

Jack and Gabe finally got their summer vacation

Lunatick
Lunatick

@TalkBomber
I mean yeah, that's a small part of it.
My biggest problem though, and this has consistently been my problem throughout this argument, is you can't actually discuss the game in a positive light anymore. It's all shitposting to an absurd degree.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Need_TLC
@CodeBuns
volume 2

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@iluvmen
More dead than Gerard, too.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@MPmaster
"wahh mommy i cant take criticism"

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Is this the worst season of overwatch orrrr is this the worst season of overwatch

askme
askme

I want to be widowmakers personal chair!

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Lunatick
The Overwatch community is garbage what do you expect? Its toxic in game and on forums.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Booteefool
mfw Blizz keep adding content to arcade instead of the real game

SniperGod
SniperGod

get legendary
it's currency
THANKS BLIZZARD

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Booteefool
Okay, so I won the argument. Cool.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

DAILY REMINDER

Top tier
Mei
Tracer

Patrician tier
Orisa

Good tier
Pharah
Mercy
Sombra

Mid tier
Zarya
Ana
D.Va

Low tier
Symmetra

Begone thot
Widow

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Evil_kitten
Mei
Top tier

MAH NIG-

Symmetra
Low tier

oh...

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@askme
I wanna sniff her farts

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Snarelure
liking literal autists

Lunatick
Lunatick

@GoogleCat
he cares about winning arguements on a chinese basket weaving forum

TreeEater
TreeEater

@eGremlin
But why did it have to be SPECIFICALLY be overwatch? You're right, I'm sad the game is dying, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to call out blatant shitposting when I see it.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@King_Martha

Both are my mains

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Lunatick
Sure, I guess. When someone is wrong usually most people try to correct said person no matter where they are.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TreeEater
Its obviously an alt-right conspiracy.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@whereismyname
whatever helps you sleep at night

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

How many times do YOU press the tab key in game? I'm trying to make it a habit of not pressing it so much.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

How are they going to force Orisa into future comics and promotional videos? She's not even part of the team or villans. Why is she even here?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Evil_kitten
Is it bad that i think about the special olympics whenever i see Mei?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@lostmypassword
I have one of those dipping water birds press it for me

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Carnalpleasure
I'm disappointed we didn't get a cinematic battle between her and Doomfist

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Carnalpleasure
She has to get revenge against Doomface.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Carnalpleasure
They wanted to show that little black girls can be robotic engineers. I cant even play orisa because im literally crying at how beautiful that is i cant hit anyone because i cant see through the tears of joy

Methshot
Methshot

Tracer would make a nice pet.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

And then Gabe left him to his grill for the rest of the day and went BMXing.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Methshot

Tracer is English so she probably disappears every time you take her outside, gets drunk, then shits all over herself. It's like having a pug.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@cum2soon
pugs are cute

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@AwesomeTucker
frozen steaks

Firespawn
Firespawn

@AwesomeTucker
frozen steaks

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@cum2soon
CUTE!
I want to clear up after Tracey!

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Lunatick
have a beagle pug mix
ran away one day and someone a few blocks down found it
they put up signs "found dog call if its yours"
i never called
a year later i saw "missing dog call if you find it" posters with picture of same dog

I didnt even want that dog it was given as a gift and i took care of it because i felt bad for it but goddam the dog was fucking stupid but i didnt want to give it to a shelter cause i know the dumbshit wouldnt have gotten adopted so it running away and getting adopted by another family was a win/win situation until the dumbfucker ran away again

Illusionz
Illusionz

@cum2soon
jokes on you 70% of this thread has a scat fetish

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@lostmypassword
Every time I respawn, before I ult or to check if someone can combo with me, whenever there's a team wipe. It provides useful information, so as long as you're not checking it during fight, there's no reason not to check it often.

farquit
farquit

So what is the difference between projectile speed and firing speed? In regards to Orisa's PTR buff.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@farquit
How fast the bullets move in the air and how quickly the gun creates bullets

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@farquit
Her gun fires at the same speed but her bullets move faster, as i understand it.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@farquit
Let's say this is at the farthest point before the projectile hits; it could take 1 second to release the "bullet", but it could take 3 seconds to actually touch the target.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Is negra robot still bad?

askme
askme

@New_Cliche
@TurtleCat
@Poker_Star
Interesting. Thanks. Downloading the PTR so thought I asked while it is.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@King_Martha
From what I've heard, the PTR update made her pretty good or at least decent.

Inmate
Inmate

@King_Martha

In live yes, in PTR no. She is actually viable now.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I wish I never got that lucky streak and went to diamond. Now everyone is calling me a thrower or booster at 2600.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Lord_Tryzalot
lol

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Harmless_Venom
the secret to this game user is to simply stop giving a fuck.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Inmate
She'll never be viable until her Fortify removes headshot bonus damage and she has some kind of mobility.

four-legged robot
can't move faster than a person and her weapon forces her to a slower crawl than D. Va's

Nojokur
Nojokur

@haveahappyday

She is viable now. Look up what viable means. She's not fantastic but you can actually use her in something besides Mystery Heroes or defending Point B of Anubis.

WebTool
WebTool

@Nojokur
Don't forget temple nepal. She's genuinely good on it if you're playing around using the pit.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@haveahappyday
I wish they hadn't made her have 4 legs, it's weird and seems like it was just slapped onto the design because someone was bored

5mileys
5mileys

@Fried_Sushi
it was just slapped onto the design because someone was bored
Seems legit. Mei was made fat for the same reason.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Fried_Sushi

They made her have 4 legs because they were getting complaints that all the male heroes looked different but all the female heroes were just cute girls except Zarya, but one is not enough. So they were pressured to make some weird looking female to please faggots. That's why Orisa is a robot horse.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@5mileys
I I always assumed they made her fat because they wanted to make her kind of a bulky character with more hp.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Fried_Sushi
They wanted a visually-challenging female character like Mei and Zarya to help break the monotony of hourglass tits and ass. And as a fan of non-standard character designs I love Orisa's look and I hope we get more non-standard characters like a spider-walker robot/Omnic or another sentient animal. I just wish that they'd incorporated the fact she has four legs into her moveset, like a gallop that can trample enemies or a powerful kick with her back legs that sends enemies flying back.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@WebTool

She can do some stuff on the Ilios maps too.
But she was still pretty bad. This buff is a huge step in the right direction, pretty much as good as it gets for her without a big rework. Just need to buff Fortify or her health a little and that's all I think anyone could want.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Pharah now has 150 health and 50 armor
Is she fixed?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Stark_Naked

I like her look too. If only she was good and her personality wasn't so boring. Well, she's good now, at least.

FastChef
FastChef

As a pharah main i would like to take a moment to say "thank you" to all of the doomfist mains out there. You've made overwatch fun again buy drastically reducing the chances of me ruining into soldiers and instead rewarding me with free kills. I appreciate you.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Sir_Gallonhead
I don't mind her personality, she's a month-old semi-sentient Omnic designed and programmed to be a city defender, and her personality fits. She also does have a snarky side to her.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Speaking of Fortify buffs

Emberburn
Emberburn

@FastChef
Widow
Winston
McCree
D.va
Genji
They're more dangerous to Pharah than Soldier is.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Stark_Naked
@Sir_Gallonhead
My niggas. I love it when games have female characters with unconventional designs. Fanservice is all well and good, but it's not very creative.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@5mileys
so they replaced the badass adventurer/bounty hunter with a "normal" person, a normal person in a game full of robots, time travel, australians and scientist monkeys
makes sense

RumChicken
RumChicken

Can we get a Deathmatch Comp?
Like solos only
top half wins SR
Bottom half loses SR
Top player wins extra SR

no more "but my team is shit" shit

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@RumChicken
how new

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Sir_Gallonhead

Pretty much every female character in the game besides Mei has "a snarky side," it doesn't mean anything. That's like typical Blizzard female. It would honestly be far more interesting if she didn't have a snarky side and was just naive and didn't even get sarcasm because she was literally born yesterday.

Apparently Orisa is supposed to be like "GLA-DOS crossed with ED-209?" How? And how does that fit with her personality, where she's supposed to be this hopeful compassionate protector built by a child? Orisa is basically nothing like how they wanted her to be in any way, she's just really, really bland.

I wish they had actually put some of that optimism and naivety they talk about when they describe Orisa into the game. Have her be more curious and show more interest in the other heroes and the locations because she's the new kid on the block and reflect some of her creator's childlike curiosity in her. Instead she is just boring as fuck, it's a disappointment, a huge waste of potential.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Carnalpleasure
A "normal" person who creates walls of ice, cocoons herself in a block of ice that also heals her, and who spent decades in cryo-sleep which likely helped her gain such abilities. She's also as smart as Winston and fixed some of his calculations for him.

They can always use the badass bounty hunter thing for a different character.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

It'd be neat if Orisa's Fortify was a toggle ability similar to Sentry Configuration. Switch between high defence or increased mobility.

Methshot
Methshot

tfw finally got gud with Tracer
WHO'S READY FOR SOME FIREWORKS!?

WebTool
WebTool

@Emberburn
Winston
Literally how? What game are you playing?
McCree
lol
D.va
flys at you with matrix up
gets shit on at point blank range while the fall back to earth
Genji
LOL!
zen not listed

kys goldie

TechHater
TechHater

@Stupidasole

All she really needs right now is for either Fortify to remove her critbox or have a lower CD so she could use it more often, both of which would mitigate her squishiness. Although with the improved barrier on top of how they reduced her barrier CD before, i think even that might not be as big a problem anymore because half the reason she was so squishy is because she was so fucking fat she couldn't even hide behind her own shield half the time.

As for mobility, either increase her default walking speed because she's got four fucking legs, come on, and her gun slows her down too, or make it so her gun doesn't slow her down while firing. Either one would be massive.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

decide to play arcade
get throwers and the usual autist in every gamemode
I fucking gave up and just bought boxes, how does one playerbase manage to be more autistic than LOL

RumChicken
RumChicken

@lostmypassword

Arcade is the least shit place unless you're doing CTF or 3v3, you just had bad luck.

massdebater
massdebater

@Evil_kitten
Every time I see Dva in an intro or potg I get hard. She's top tier for sure.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

just read the ptr patchnotes

that junkrat buff

I'm gonna be unstoppable
but why the hell wont they nerf niggerfist

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Nude_Bikergirl
Pharah has now been removed from the game
There, fixed.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@TurtleCat
She does have that in her interactions with other characters.

Bastion:
Thank you E54. It seems that you are growing from your original programming as well.
It is remarkable to find a Bastion in such good operating condition. Who is responsible for your upkeep?

Doomfist:
Doomfist: I hope that the girl gave you more than a new coat of paint.
Orisa: You may be surprised! I have received a number of upgrades since that battle.

Lucio:
Lúcio: Orisa, you are amazing! Could you ask Efi if she could help me out with my helmet sometime?
Orisa: I am sure she would love to. She is a big fan of your music. As am I.
-
Lúcio: You should come to Rio, Orisa. I could use your help with those Vishkar goons.
Orisa: I do not know about this Vishkar, but I am programmed to assist where I can.

Zarya:
Orisa: Zarya, I have learned to utilize my graviton charge by watching you.
Zarya: Your compliment is unwanted.

Winston:
Winston: Tell Efi if she’s ever in Gibraltar she should look me up.
Orisa: Efi would be honored to be able to meet such an accomplished scientist and a member of Overwatch.

Torbjorn:
Orisa: Torbjörn Lindholm, you are responsible, in part, for my creation.
Torbjörn: Why does that feel like an accusation?

Zenyatta:
Zenyatta: Do you have any dreams, my friend?
Orisa: I do not dream as humans do. But it is my desire to become the hero Efi believes that I am.

Emberburn
Emberburn

people unironically calling for 1 hero limit in deathmatch

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Bidwell
I'm surprised Doomfist and Orisa are so friendly in their interaction. You'd think there'd be more enmity there.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Flameblow
Orisa's friendly by default and she exists because of Doomfist's belief that you only get stronger through conflict.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@RumChicken
Deathmatch meta is shit.

massdebater
massdebater

@Flameblow
It's there, but it's a quiet kind. He's amused that Efi rebuilt one of the bots he easily trashed, she's part informing him of her upgrades and part daring him to try something.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Bidwell
Zarya: Your compliment is unwanted.
DON'T BULLY ORISA YOU FUCKING BITCH

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Big O skin for Doomfist when?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@WebTool
Winston not literally chasing her out of the sky
McCree not doing more damage than Soldier and Deadeye not shooting her out of the sky in the time it takes for her to drop and hide
D.va not eating her rockets making Pharah useless
Genji straight up not being able to reach her and burst her down while in the air
Zen not listed because he's an obvious one
I guess you must be a goldie at best or bronzie at worst, m8.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@LuckyDusty
Until he can use O Thunder, never.

DeathDog
DeathDog

I can't aim for shit. How do I get better? Does mouse sensitivity have to do with it?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Bidwell

Half of those are just really, really bland. Like who doesn't like Lucio's music? You'd think she'd have more too, like D.Va also has a robot, that she rides around in.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@TurtleCat
Mei's kind of snarky when it comes to Junkrat, though.
"Brr. I get cold just lookin' acha."
"Then you should look somewhere else."

askme
askme

@DeathDog
get a aimbot

Inmate
Inmate

@DeathDog
I can't aim for shit. How do I get better?
Practice, practice, practice.
Does mouse sensitivity have to do with it?
Kind of. Find a point where you feel most comfortable moving around at.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Lucioball is fucking disgusting.
If it weren't for the extra CP I wouldn't even bother doing this. Whoever thought about Lucioball needs to get fucking shot.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

"friendly" autists invading QP now

God damn and I didn't think this game could get any worse.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@DeathDog
lower sens definitely helps, practice shooting ana bots in the head

TreeEater
TreeEater

@lostmypassword
Not everything needs to be threats and boasting and jerking off. Orisa's not the kind of person to do those except when it comes to defending Numbani and innocents.

@PurpleCharger
Mei's downright hateful towards Junkrat because she sees him as an asshole bully. Funny enough she doesn't feel the same way toward Roadhog, Reaper, Widow, Sombra, or Doomfist.

SniperGod
SniperGod

playing mercy in qp, just to level up
hanzo asks where's the rez after a wipe
i wasn't even near the point, i was coming back after dying
i rezzed earlier anyhow, him included
don't heal him rest of match
he says i'm a terrible mercy and everyone else comes to my defense
feels good man

RavySnake
RavySnake

@w8t4u
I'm being dead serious bro. What rank are you playing at that this shit flys? Lmao!

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Methnerd
No wonder why she has more durability than pharah, a full amored character

likme
likme

@Evil_kitten
low gold comp
our obligatory braindead mercy sit emotes near the point and complains about getting shot because they're friendly
90~ hours on Mercy only

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@RumChicken
with the advent of lucioball comp i think they should start having comp for other modes too, it'd be a good source of gun points without making yourself slog through the hell that is "competitive" overwatch

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@TreeEater
Not everything needs to be threats and boasting and jerking off.

I'm not saying it has to be. I'm just saying that she should try sounding a bit more excited.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Fried_Sushi
where are the nipples?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@TreeEater
Funny enough she doesn't feel the same way toward Roadhog, Reaper, Widow, Sombra, or Doomfist.
To be fair, if you're going to call someone out for being a bully, would you pick the terrifying wall of fat and muscle or his scrawny, non-threatening friend?

Techpill
Techpill

@Fried_Sushi
I feel like mei would be able to afford fitting bras. That just looks retarded.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Evil_kitten
See a Genji from my team and a Tracer and Sombra from the other in an isolated part of the map spamming emotes and voice lines
Decide to join in on the autism because why not
we all get along fine for a solid minute
out of nowhere, tracer pulse bombs me, blowing me out of my suit and killing the Genji next to me who didn't react fast enough
Sombra guns me down as I try to run for my life

massdebater
massdebater

@Burnblaze
You earned it.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@TreeEater
Not everything needs to be threats and boasting and jerking off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK9ya1vZZcU
no but it'd be nice to have something that's not dog shit

TechHater
TechHater

@Garbage Can Lid
scrawny, non-threatening friend

You mean the bomb-happy Mad Max Joker with a giant beartrap and a spiked tire stuffed full of dynamite with metal limbs because he blew them off messing with boom-booms? I'd feel safer giving Roadhog a Wet Willy than being in the same city as Junkrat.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Poker_Star
How low we talking? Mine is at 5. I've already practiced in the target practice and I can shoot everything fine but I can't aim for shit in game to the point I can't even land a single body shot as Widow or even beat a Widow as a Tracer in a close up fight.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@TechHater
Junkrat becomes a lot less threatening when you consider the fact that he's hurt himself doing stupid shit a lot more often than he hurts anyone else.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Spazyfool
@Burnblaze
It's funny how upset people get about the down-to-earth characters in anything.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Still no summer games skin, but I'm confident! I'll get it as long as I play a lot!

Have you gotten what you desired so far this event user? I wish you luck if not!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@RavySnake
I'm playing Diamond currently, where people start to aim and can delete Pharah. Pharah stomping everyone only happens at gold and under.

viagrandad
viagrandad

how do you win out of gold?
every time I pick a hero I'm good at people get pissy and throw about winrates or pickrates or some shit
it's like a self fulfilling prophecy that they literally want to lose, and you have no clue what will set them off

how do I get out of this elo hell?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@haveahappyday
It's funny how upset people get about the down-to-earth characters in anything.
It's annoying when it's 98% of the interactions in the game.
No one in this game gives out any bants

viagrandad
viagrandad

@viagrandad
you don't, because mmr is designed to keep you around your skill level

you could stop caring about e-peen and just play the game, though

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Here's Orisa lines that have been datamined, don't know if any are in the game.

Catchphrase. Searching... Got you.

One electric sheep, two electric sheep, three electric sheep.

I must ask Efi to get me one of those.

My systems are protected by state of the art- <unintelligible>

Virus detected.

Systems compromised.

On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain?

I consider Reinhardt to be the model upon which I have based my own behaviors.

Are you in distress?

(to Bastion) Scanning.. Bastion model E54 detected. All models subject to termination.

Scanning files… combat diagnostics… important cat photos. Wait, Efi!

Flameblow
Flameblow

@DeathDog
Disable mouse acceleration. Use a mousemat. Don't use Razer or wireless. Bigger mouse motions with lower sensitivity. Practice by playing the game. Don't play when tired. Take small breaks every hour. Stable framerate with 16:9 resolution. Don't aim by moving left and right. Lead targets when airborne. Try learning how to aim shots when doing wall bullshit with Lucio. There isn't much to learn about aiming other then how characters control to understand where enemies can be and their movement options to predict where to aim. Really is just do it until it's easy.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@haveahappyday

Upset? Really?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Evil_kitten
I've had cases like this where the Mercy I'm targeting starts spamming hello and emoting. I try being nice but then they try being sneaky and give me a hit. Once that happens the gloves come off and she dies.

massdebater
massdebater

@Garbage Can Lid
I bought all of Junkrat's things already, but I'd like to get a few of the others! I hope you get Mercy's skin, user!

takes2long
takes2long

Jeph told me that Reaper and S76 are getting these matching skins next month.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@viagrandad
that seems like bullshit, I used to be in plat/diamond
shouldn't I belong there?
how do I get back?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Garbage Can Lid
In 50+ boxes I've gotten ONE event skin, Junkrat's. Gotten a shitload of things I didn't have before and a lot of the Olympics poses, then started getting dupes again. I had to fucking buy the skin I really wanted, which is McCree's. At least now I'm learning how to use him and discovering I was missing out on an awesome character.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Garbage Can Lid
I got Mercy's skin but i'm pretty disappointed in it. I was really hoping the realistic angel wings would get bigger in place of her light ones. Instead she just keeps the light wings. Also she doesnt have any unique voice lines for revives.

Overall i think Valkyrie did it way better

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

New non event skins when?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@takes2long
Fake and gay. Everyone knows it'd be Doomfist and not S76.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Evil_kitten
I fucking hate these silver/gold boarder autist with over 60 hours on each hero who throw or do friendly shit
FUCK blizzard for adding a emote wheel, fuck these people for loosing their damn mind

TechHater
TechHater

@BunnyJinx
Your reign of NTR terror will end in due time!

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Carnalpleasure
start killing them
they all focus on you only while your team does nothing
clutch win by yourself
someone on your team: reported

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Garbage Can Lid
60 boxes in and I got McCree but still no Sombra and Widow skin. At least it's "free".

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I'm on a 6 win streak, up to 60% winrate with winston and 65% winrate with zarya, I'm scared to play more comp today because every time this happens I end up with throwers.

idontknow
idontknow

Is there anything worse than an Ana who doesn't heal and is on the frontline trying to be DPS? Everybody is fucking dying and they're out there pretending to be Soldier.

idontknow
idontknow

Grillmaster, BLUE! and Tulum from 24 boxes
not bad tbqh

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@PurpleCharger
One electric sheep, two electric sheep, three electric sheep.
Sounds like an event voice line to me.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I wanted biker, and Grillmaster.

I got Sombra, biker and Grillmaster all from, I think 7 or 8 boxes? I usually have a lot of luck with this shit. I always get at least the one skin I really want without ever buying a single box.

Methshot
Methshot

Can the smell of BBQ and BMX biker sweat make two old soldiers fall in love again?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

What's the point of PTR? Has anything ever been changed from PTR to the main client before?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

finally get to start playing the event yesterday
I'm at 14 loot boxes in and only have one Epic drop so far
Fuck me, at this rate I'm going to have almost nothing from this event.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@PurpleCharger
virus detected
systems compromised
lines for being hacked?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Sir_Gallonhead
a blade runner event? you better not be serious

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@VisualMaster
PTR isn't there to test feature, although some have been changed, not many. It's to work out bugs. You've noticed that Overwatch is one of the buggiest FPSs out there right? PTR is there to work out the serious, game breaking bugs that even their internal testing can't work out.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Sir_Gallonhead
Its an Asimov book reference

DeathDog
DeathDog

How to fix Deathmatch:
Doomfist
Cooldown on Punch increased to 6 seconds.
D.Va, Winston
Reduce HP to 50%. Nobody plays them seriously anyway.
Hog
Reduce HP to 1/3.
Ana
Can Nanoboost herself.
Lucio
Speed aura slows enemies.
Mercy
Can fly towards enemies and their bodies.
Can use ult to fully heal.
Genji & Hanzo
Removed from all game modes except custom and AI.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@idontknow
grind out ~20 boxes in the past few days
nothing but player icons and sprays
pink
mei emote
symmetra emote
mei emote
legendary
a fucking bastion skin
FUCK this new loot box system I just wasted 2 fucking days all for a couple of shitty voicelines on the only hero I actually play

Illusionz
Illusionz

@DeathDog
So when are you going to actually post fixes for deathmatch?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@MPmaster
Probably not, but it sounds like the sort of thing they'd add as an unlockable during an event. It's not like voice lines always fit the event theme anyway.

@SniperGod
I know that.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@DeathDog
How to fix Deathmatch:
Acquire skill.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@BlogWobbles
Same here. 12 boxes, 1 purple, 100 currency, blues and whites.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@VisualMaster
Think it's more for stability and bug finding, as Jeff said, they can't really take suggestions from people playing the ptr because most of the time people play for like 20 minutes to try out a new hero, or nerf/buff. Plus it isn't played the way people play comp

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Need_TLC
Now you know

Evilember
Evilember

@happy_sad
Why acquire skill when I can just pick McCree or Tracer and win almost every game?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@SniperGod
They made PTR as literally a play test server for upcoming changes. No one plays on it because no one gives a fuck and it doesn't have incentives.

farquit
farquit

@Dreamworx
Dm and tdm is the best thing to happen to this game in a while

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Boy_vs_Girl
Those ones are in the game, yes, she says them when she gets hacked by Sombra.

Emberburn
Emberburn

which overwatch male would you fug in his boypussi

SniperWish
SniperWish

@SniperGod
Asimov

whereismyname
whereismyname

play a particular DPS hero on attack
team isn't playing as a team, everyone is rushing off to chase kills
so they keep abandoning the cart, our healers, etc.
lose the round just outside of the 2nd checkpoint

defense, another guy locks the hero that I was on last round
I wasn't doing amazingly last round, but the medals make it seem like the others were somehow doing worse
I have a 63% winrate on this hero
he has a 39%
bring that up and just ask "are you sure about this?"
he pretends not to understand
later, after we've lost the 1st checkpoint, and are in the middle of a fight, and we're getting pretty badly staggered -- he disingenuously offers to swap
as if we can afford to swap now
"okay, well I gave you a chance to swap bro"
lose

I know half of you hate "me ooga, team booga" shit.
So here's a serious question: should I have given him a harder time about it at the beginning of the round and tried to make him swap?
Or should I not have said anything at all?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@eGremlin
Its not supposed to be incentivised. Previewing stuff is reward enough. Why dont mongs get this.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Comp has been better this weekend, I think all the shitters are busy playing deathmatch on the ptr

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@ZeroReborn
realistic angel wings

idontknow
idontknow

@BlogWobbles
A friend bought 50 boxes and got fucking almost every single Event skin.
it's bullshit RNG as usual .

Flameblow
Flameblow

buying loot boxes
I don't think I could ever justify doing it no matter how much money I made.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Flameblow
I buy 100 every event, at least. Sometimes up to 200. Never above that though

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Flameblow
Im thinking of putting money in Paladins they just add some nice skins. They also have skins you can get that unlock more skins as a quest and comp reward skins.
They look sweet too

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Bidwell
jeff stop posting

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Nude_Bikergirl
Hurr

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Spamalot
I'm not joking or shitposting

Methnerd
Methnerd

@JunkTop
you can spend that money commissioning tracer recalling reverse scat porn

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Emberburn
I would rather watch two overwatch males canonically fuck each other's boypussies

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Methnerd
i'm not really into tracer or scat

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

So sad they bitched out on giving us Bikini Sombra.

Inmate
Inmate

@Dreamworx
Iktf all the women should have got a mix of swimsuits and bikinis

cum2soon
cum2soon

I want to cum down Sombra's snorkel.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Inmate
We need orisa in one of those V thongs

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Sir_Gallonhead
Oh they also have a sale on right now. Last day

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@whereismyname
At the end you should have told him this is exactly what you were worried about when he picked a hero he's garbage at. He should learn to play the hero in QP, not comp.

Emberburn
Emberburn

have to win one lucio ball game for free box
have to play 4 games in a row because the game mode is dumb as fuck
keep getting in games where the goalie runs off to try to be the hero
get put in games with 20s left with a score of 0-4
finally win game
get this out of free box

I'm conflicted. But on the plus side I can make Lifeguard McCree screenshots for you degenerates now.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@idontknow
I bought 50 myself and got everything except Mercy, McCree and Widow skins.

I figure if I play enough I'll get them eventually.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Inmate
I'd be fine with just the guys.

idontknow
idontknow

Does anyone not even get mad at this game anymore because everyone who plays it is so retarded it's not worth taking seriously?

Some guy playing Reaper
He needs health
Put down my Biotic Grenade next to him so he can heal up
He just walks off it to go 1v2 Mei and D.Va and dies

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Need_TLC
No one asked you faggot

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Methnerd
Fuck you!

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

dad76 or mclifeguard? I only get one. I play both.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

load into game
2 people with open mic breathing in game
ask them to mute their mic or go ptt
they don't and keep blowing air into their mic
leave voice chat
team goes apeshit
uhhhh overtards?!?!?!

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@ZeroReborn

McCree's lifeguard skin has an amazing gun, which is what you're going to be looking at 90% of the time. If you don't care about that, Dad76 is the gift that keeps on giving. I'd hold off on buying a skin until the event is almost over, though.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

tfw no Canada flag

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@CodeBuns
VOLUME 2
WHAT

WebTool
WebTool

@Lord_Tryzalot
ever interacting with people in this stupid game, having mic on or not muting chat
You fucked up

Emberfire
Emberfire

How do you guys find good art of R76? I can't find much of em

JunkTop
JunkTop

@ZeroReborn
Does McMeme get new voice lines with his? Dad is worth it for the Biotic Field lines

iluvmen
iluvmen

Does summer skin Mercy come with new lines?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Emberfire
Come on now user, last year around this time I would understand what you're saying. There was hardly any content. Now you can find it everywhere and in any flavor you want. With artist that do nothing but churn out nothing but R76 content daily.

What are you looking for? I can link you to an entire 60+ page comic in seconds too.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@idontknow
People in QP are borderline retarded. This is something people have grown to accept since the game released.

I played a handful of QP games today to practice as Winston. I played around 6 or 7, in 3 separate matches with different people there were two people on my team who instalocked Hanzo and Widow and didn't switch the whole match.

You don't have to take casual serious, and I understand that, but how can people blatantly play the game in a way that's not intended and will 90% of the time lead to a loss (unless the other team is equally retarded which is often the case) and still have fun? It boggles my mind and I will never understand how people have fun playing like this.

Emberburn
Emberburn

finally do placements
lose most games, but do very well myself
8/10 games had all gold medals, save for maybe 1
get results
low gold
What's the point of playing this game.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Dreamworx
@Booteefool
DM is fun as fuck. Once everyone gets a taste of it, every fag who wants to just wants to play/practice dps is gonna stay there. QP will be a less cancerous place.

girlDog
girlDog

@Emberburn
keep getting in games where the goalie runs off to try to be the hero
Then take over from him you dumb fuck.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Emberburn
Quick purple money

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Emberburn
do placements on main
high silver
do placements on fresh account, with similar results
plat
wdtmbt?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Stark_Naked

I've learned to let go. There's just so much retardation in this game. Not worth the stress.

All those Reins who will just charge straight into their own death and leave everybody around to get fucked
All the Widows who cannot hit shit all round
All the onetrick Mercy players who hide anytime they have res or pocket their boyfriend only
Reapers who just walk directly at the enemy holding down M1
Tracer players who just throw the bomb out there
Hog mains still trying to flank
Winstons who just dive ahead every single time and get themselves killed
Hilariously overextending D.Va players who will abandon the whole team to chase down 1 guy every time
Pharah players who ult and die a nanosecond later
DPS Anas who struggle to hit their own team without the grenade
Being alone on the payload as Lucio/Zen for minutes at a time

I still try to win but at this point I just find it all hilarious.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Sir_Gallonhead
I'm tempted to buy another key for Overwatch off of g2a and try this

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Firespawn
Being alone on the payload as Lucio/Zen for minutes at a time
At that point I just start breakdancing all over the payload like a madman. It's hilarious how the enemy team can't even touch you.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Stark_Naked
The "IT'S JUST QP BRO" excuse for playing bad irritates me to no end. Between that and the idiots who complain about "fukken tryhards" in QP make trying to play incredibly frustrating. Why bother play if you're not going to try to win, does playing like shit and losing soley due to the fact that its' QP serve any real purpose? I'm beginning to think the people that immediately use the "its just QP bro" excuse just use it because it gives them an excuse for playing badly on purpose. I'd play comp if I could, but even then you deal with another group of faggots with another set of brainless ideals and excuses.

askme
askme

@StonedTime
QP will be a less cancerous place.
People said this when No Limits came and QP become 1 hero limit. Then again when Custom games released. Can't wait for DM to come to live and for people to still continue to cry about about QP

w8t4u
w8t4u

https://gyazo.com/f4070594c6012449b4034fd248626d20

I DONE IT MOMMA

StonedTime
StonedTime

@StonedTime
It will at least give people who want to try to win in QP matches somewhere to tell the ITS JUST QUICKPLAY DUDEBRO fags to fuck off to.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@BunnyJinx
Ew he's got tard fingers

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@MPmaster
Which leads to the "eh, someone else will test it" mentality. Which makes for poor data gathering and we got unwanted nerfs/buffs as a result.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@BunnyJinx
Tryhards an insult that correctly used means someones trying way too hard. So like someone in a qp match is trying to play it like its gm comp.
Yeah you're right but it gets annoying when some little fags want to be a smartass about it. Continually trying to eliminate the same player and trying to do super clever 360 no scope bs.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@askme
be average shitter
click play
quick play / comp / arcade
what's an arcade?
click quick play
That's why we can't have nice things.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@w8t4u
Good job kiddo, now try doing it in real life.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Deadlyinx
Its not for testing balance you fucking retard its for stress testing.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Spamalot
He's got tard everything.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Poker_Star

Doing what pappa

Flameblow
Flameblow

@BunnyJinx
I would give comp a try.

Today I had a really good match. Both our team and the enemy team were playing extremely well, we both had good team comps and everything. 4 of us had mics and actually communicated our ults and grouping up before a push. I only saw about 2 trickles and both times it was a Zarya who I assume had game chat off so it was kind of excused.

We ended up losing, but it was incredibly close. It was obvious to all of us that we all tried our best and we didn't lose because we had 1 retard that made it a 5v6 like you get in most solo queue comp games. It was the first time in a while where losing actually felt satisfying and didn't mildly annoy me like it usually does in comp.

Mind you, not every game is like this, in fact I wouldn't even say most are. But still, give it a try.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@w8t4u
It.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@TurtleCat
I just like seeing cute stuff like pic related, google has been my best source

Flameblow
Flameblow

@BunnyJinx
play comp, but just don't give a fuck what you pick
QP is nice, but people leave halfway through games and shit
in comp you can't, but you just have to deal with redditors who care about ranks way too much

massdebater
massdebater

@Flameblow
I would give comp a try.
I used to just play placements, and be done with it. Last I checked I placed 2500 and gave up.

One of the other reasons I don't play comp is because this game sucks alone, and the person I play the most with only plays QP because there's no incentive to play Comp besides getting a tacky gold gun that looks like shit on 3/4ths of the skins in the game.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@askme
@King_Martha
like play ctf and no limits
no limits removed forever and ctf removed every other week
'wahh why arent you playing at top 500 skill level in quick play"

I just go into quick play to cool off and wind down/ I mean i dont fucking throw but at the same time im not gonna be playing any of my regular heroes because i like to use quick play to get better at heroes i normally dont play so i can expand my roster for comp.

I just fucking hate some of the idiots in quick play on both spectrums you got the ones that clearly should have made a private custom game with their friends because they are all being retards and then you got the retards i just talked about who start losing their shit and start screaming in mic because they are losing in quick play.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@massdebater
what about the incentive to have games where the enemy team doesn't just leave if you do well?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Why are Mei players such garbage? I was just in a game where the Mei killed us all because she ice walled an enemy Bastion, only she actually did it directly under him so he was suddenly elevated and he killed us all while we shot at her wall. They're all like this, too, the wall has a big glowing outline where it comes out and they still fuck it up.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@TurtleCat
Sometimes a slight movement at the last moment will fuck up the wall placement.

farquit
farquit

get mccree skin
ult line isn't IT'S HIGH TIDE
dropped

Techpill
Techpill

@Booteefool
It surprisingly doesn't happen as much when I play QP. The players are usually mid 3k and stay through for the entire game. The problem is that when they don't want to work as a team they go "its just qp, bro" and decide to go something that doesn't work against the enemy composition.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Techpill
mid 3k
unranked
are you retarded?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Do Blizzard keep track of how many people leave games in certain maps? Will they notice if I organize a boycott of Hanamura?

Methshot
Methshot

I mean QP is shit but it's shit for both sides. You might have two retards instalocking snipers but the other side has to deal with that too.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Techpill
@Methshot
go play comp you fag

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Methshot
Your snipers will usually not be good enough to fight the enemy teams snipers.

Methshot
Methshot

@Raving_Cute
3k+ players in comp will usually be good in qp

How is that a difficult thing to understand you putz?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Methshot
@Spamalot
go widowmaker in quickplay
enemy team has a widowmaker
first kill of round is me killing the enemy widowmaker
he leaves match

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@kizzmybutt
will not tolerate omniggers
not best girl

How predictable. Such an unsophisticated taste

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I don't remember the last time I got anything other than 3 whites and a blue.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Methshot
I'm playing unranked
these players have x rank
how stupid do you think people are?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Methshot
t. hanzo

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Every time I get POTG It's embarrassing

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Tracer is a lesbian, a lesbian.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@BlogWobbles
Are you a fucking moron?
PTR is for testing balance changes, new modes and bug fixes so it wouldn't break the live build. If it was really meant for stress testing, they wouldn't have to put a 10k player limit.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Bet you can't kiss me

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Fried_Sushi
enemy gets POTG
it shows you eating shit

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@BunnyJinx
I just now realized how low-poly and low-rez the character models are even on ultra settings. Would it kill Blizzard to make the models a bit smoother and more detailed?

Spamalot
Spamalot

play Lucioball more
progressively play worse

TreeEater
TreeEater

@BlogWobbles

But then kids couldn't play it on their laptops and shit.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BlogWobbles
Optimization is important as fuck in a multiplayer game you doofus

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@TreeEater
@New_Cliche
Just increasing the polygon count by 25% for each character and making their textures a bit more detailed wouldn't kill anyone's computer, especially if they left everything else alone.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@New_Cliche
Then why does it perform like shit unless you have modern CPU and fast RAM?

WebTool
WebTool

@CodeBuns

Because Blizzard are incompetent.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Doomfist is bad

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Dreamworx
lol never had that happen, and I shittalk people constantly and get reported for it too
like seriously it is the main reason I still play this game, to throw around insults

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Dreamworx
@Ignoramus
user can I ask why you do this? As in, how you find it fun. I'm genuinely curious.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Dreamworx
That's pretty fuckin baller hahaha. What exactly do you say/do?? I wish a lot of diseases on people but never have I gotten banned.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@New_Cliche
google
Good lord

Here, get started with these:
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=4231250
https://mobile.twitter.com/retta_ow/media

cum2soon
cum2soon

@PackManBrainlure

Guy banned till 2019 here. I dont find losing and having autistic teammates in platinum fun, so i constantly argue with teammates and their friends who report me. As someone who practically carries most games at platinum level, it's really fucking annoying losing.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@DeathDog
The one shot punch is annoying though

Soft_member
Soft_member

@girlDog
Hey I've got ult cover for goal for a bit
OH LET'S BREAK IT DOWN
Enemy team can't handle it and we score
You'd be surprised how many points I get just off of hitting Q immediately and shooting the ball into the goal at the start.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Emberfire
I prefer the punch to SIMPLE GEOMETRY

Techpill
Techpill

@eGremlin

Told some little streamer with 70 viewers that i hope he has beautiful kids one die and that he watches them die from terminal cancer on their hospital bed just because he played a shitty doomfist

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

tfw I got my account boosted to gold and now I am in Silver

Why did I let this happen

Bidwell
Bidwell

@cum2soon
I gotta give you respect for not being a total cuck pussy like the majority of the community.

iluvmen
iluvmen

have pharah and doomfist as DPS
ask doomfist to switch to hitscan because enemy pharah is wrecking us
doomfist proceeds to kill enemy pharah every time she appears
she switches
sure showed me

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Place your bets, the next OW hero is gonna be yet another shitskin/non-white.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Harmless_Venom

Wanna play? Kirboo#1979

WebTool
WebTool

@Techpill
Buahahahah!!! I love it<3

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Snarelure
What's your SR? Mines 1781.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Harmless_Venom

Boosted to Gold? Most people place in Gold.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Is Sombra any good or worth playing now? I haven't played her in 6 months.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Need_TLC
holy fuck you're pathetic

pathetic SR and anime poster. autism really does connect huh

Evilember
Evilember

@Crazy_Nice
Is the next hero confirmed? Oh it'll definitely be another shit skin/african descent.
-ana (shitskin)
-sombra (shitskin)
-orisa (african descent)
-doomfist (shitskin)
They still haven't released a fuckin offense hero either.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Crazy_Nice
I got mid masters as a slightly above average player with her

@Need_TLC
2700 :D should still play though, im bored

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Evilember

both doomfist and sombra are offense

do u meaen defense

FastChef
FastChef

@Harmless_Venom
boosted to gold
holy fuck

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Evilember
defense* whatever the fuck category widow and hanzo are in.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

cute!

massdebater
massdebater

@Need_TLC
how?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Evilember
Learn to play McCree/Tracer then

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@AwesomeTucker

You tell 'em 2342!

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Evilember
@Crazy_Nice
Cry us a river, build a bridge, and get over it.

farquit
farquit

@cum2soon
You're getting fucked over by the horrendous SR system. Buy a new account and you'll place higher than you have before if you truly are good. Your gains will be so high that you'll skyrocket to diamond and above.

On my main account I placed at 70 SR in Season 1 and then I quit for a few months. When I came back and did comp I placed at 3400, my season high was 3700 but I was gaining barely any SR per win. After playing about 40 games and not reaching higher than 3700, I made a new account. My placements put me at 2700 SR but every win I was getting >100 SR. I got to Masters easily and peaked at 3900 SR.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Snarelure
I'm Mexican nimrod. I just think it's stupid they keep pandering and making nothing but niggers and dune coons.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@whereismyname
I'm mexican
that means it's ok to complain about skin color in a fucking video game

wew

idontknow
idontknow

@Raving_Cute
I was placed in Bronze and didn't wanna stay there. I fear I am close to getting back there though, but it was a free boost so how could I not accept?
@AwesomeTucker
Yes n there is nothing u can do about it. My autism will plague this thread.
@PurpleCharger
Will think about it. Won't play right now because it is pretty late.
@FastChef
Yes. A basic rank which I can not keep.
@massdebater
Losing, and teams who sometimes don't use mics and are kids. Although I will not place the blame on them or anyone in particular.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Any fans of God Hand in here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWjU5IjCbw0

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@whereismyname
I'm Mexican nimrod
sounds about white

hairygrape
hairygrape

@idontknow
Atleast add me Kirboo#1979

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@whereismyname
If you're Mexican why are you throwing a bitchfit over the Mexican Sombra?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Crazy_Nice
sombra's super fun and fucking amazing in the right hands; being able to selectively pre-empt enemy ults and abilities is a CRAZY strong ability

farquit
farquit

Switching off healer should instantly demote you to bronze.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@ZeroReborn
Oh shit!! someone on the internet doesn't believe someone from fucking AZ is hispanic!
My man, I don't give a fuck. You're probably some ugly black kid from the slums of phillie.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@ZeroReborn
people don't understand having principles

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@whereismyname
Fellas I am a black man but god DAMN I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Nude_Bikergirl
it's a "everyone draws Sombra better than Blizzard" episode

WebTool
WebTool

@ZeroReborn
What, I have to like her just because shes Mexican?.. She's ugly as fuck and there's nothing wrong with liking white women more

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Dreamworx
Hang on, i'm black and I don't like that big black spook Doomfist lol.
Hanzo main

Inmate
Inmate

it's a racist shitposters start coming out of the woodwork episode

cum2soon
cum2soon

@WebTool
What, I have to like her just because shes Mexican?..
Actual argument against identity politics, okay, good.
She's ugly as fuck
Actual argument, I guess, about aesthetic tastes, although they're specific to yourself.
and there's nothing wrong with liking white women more
Ohhhhh criminey.
Now this gets weird.

massdebater
massdebater

@Inmate
/pol/ was a huge mistake.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Inmate
I agree. We need a refugee character. :^)

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Inmate
Aren't you supposed to be watching your BBC gay cuckold porn? Since I can tell you love nigger cock.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Explain this please.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Inmate
t. shitskin

Soft_member
Soft_member

So was doomfist supposed to be an assassin I don't get it

happy_sad
happy_sad

@WebTool
The Grand High Wizard won't be happy you're missing a meeting to shitpost on the internet, Bob.

w8t4u
w8t4u

fist a whiteboi with Doomfist
just know he's coming on to here to cry about it
Lmao

Firespawn
Firespawn

@cum2soon
How is liking white women weird?..... Oh, are white girls reserved to blacks in terms of interacial? You can go fuck yourself dude. I realize you want to be a good pc boy, but literally go post about your "white priveledge" on tumblr.

Techpill
Techpill

@Firespawn
Not an argument.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Inmate
I'm so tired of this culture warrior shit. Latching on to virtually anything so they can get offended and shitpost.

WebTool
WebTool

@Firespawn
just because of how the modern political landscape is, these kinds of people are more on your side than they're not
so they get grouped in with you and there's not much you can do
and now you're expected to have to answer for autistic overreactions like this
Please.
Make it stop.

Methshot
Methshot

@Firespawn
Cringe

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Soft_member
No. He can't go off on his own because he gets punished far too easily. imo I think hell meant to make a "death ball" more dangerous because there a dude who can one shot you in the middle of it

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@StrangeWizard
You got stunned

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Fuzzy_Logic
Thanks. But why?

takes2long
takes2long

Where are all the femboys?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@takes2long
playing mercy and are in GM

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@takes2long
get out degenrate faggot loser.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@takes2long
kill yourself

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Emberburn
Being an assassin seems to be the only way he works at all

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@whereismyname
I think someone used an ability that stuns on you

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@takes2long
Hopefully you get cancer and die

5mileys
5mileys

@w8t4u
that image was a little off, I fixed it

Methnerd
Methnerd

be zarya
at the end of the numbani push throw my ultimate at a few of the enemy team, They die but we lose somehow
play of the game was tracer throwing her bomb into them and getting quad kill then doing her dance emote as the overtime ran out
she gets commendations

WebTool
WebTool

haven't played since the last event
decide to play again
remember why I stopped playing
I can't aim

massdebater
massdebater

@takes2long
Hi :3

Lunatick
Lunatick

@5mileys
this is very offensive please delete this from my general

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Need_TLC
I'm pretty sure that is the stun animation for Rein's ultimate.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@StrangeWizard
maybe you had high ping, and from the server's perspective, some high-damage shot hit your shield and broke it right before their Rein's shatter hit...
some high-damage shot that somehow did 786 damage at once

I'm not actually sure about the mechanics, but maybe earthshatter's damage activates before the stun effect does
so if your shield has less that 50 HP when it's struck, maybe it breaks it and then stuns you and just seems to stun you "through" your shield...
even though your shield had 786 HP

Okay, I have no fucking idea what it could be.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Snarelure
I have a pretty consistent 25ms ping. But thanks for trying.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Nude_Bikergirl
@Nude_Bikergirl
@Nude_Bikergirl
@Nude_Bikergirl
@Nude_Bikergirl
@Nude_Bikergirl
bls resbodn

Bidwell
Bidwell

@FastChef
hehe >;3

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

buy another copy of Overwatch
start playing QP right away at level 1
everything is so slow and boring
Jesus, was this what the game was like at this level? I'm absolutely wrecking everyone.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Burnblaze
givin blizzard even more money for this game
Good goy, be sure to buy some lootboxes

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Crazy_Nice
I bought the key off g2a

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Deadlyinx
Eh, my bad. I'm just looking for excuses to shitpost

RavySnake
RavySnake

@SomethingNew
@Nude_Bikergirl
Pharah now has 150 health and 50 armor

Soldier now has a marginally-harder time dealing with Pharah
he's already the less-effective hitscan of the two main "switch to one of these and deal with her" hitscans, even though he's the more common choice

McCree's effectiveness against Pharah is unaffected, except perhaps at very long range
he stays in the same spot, maybe sees more use thanks to Soldier struggling more against Pharah

Widow's effectiveness against Pharah is unchanged
she's still just off doing Widow stuff

heroes like Tracer, Sombra, or Reaper can no longer whittle you down from ranges that seem implausible

Is she fixed?
It depends on what your goal was. What would you define as her "being fixed?"

Evilember
Evilember

They better add mystery deathmatch

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Only Reddit babies believe Overwatch will ever be balanced

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Evilember
Is there a way to change your hero in TDM mid-match, some option hidden somewhere that I don't know about?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@5mileys
not adding extra bars

StonedTime
StonedTime

2499 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?!?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@StonedTime
Go to bed and try again tomorrow.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@StonedTime
here's a lewd mercy to make up for four-in-a-row loss you're gonna experience

DeathDog
DeathDog

I don't think I've ever played a more frustrating game in my life than Lucioball.
I mean the game is just straight up broken.

The mechanics are completely fucked up.
Your punch does nothing.
Your boop only works if you're the exact right distance away from the ball. Too far away and it doesn't work, too close and it doesn't work.
The launch pads serve literally no purpose.

The ball essentially just does what it wants to do and I'm convinced whoever wins the game is just pure luck.
I know exactly what I want the ball to do, but it doesn't do it. Maybe my mouse or controls are messed up or something.

The sad thing is I want to enjoy it so bad but it's just a piece of shit.
I can't be the only one who feels this way right?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Doomfist can't carry at all

Spamalot
Spamalot

@StonedTime
If you keep playing you will go down to 1500

Bidwell
Bidwell

@StonedTime
Deserving for a dumb frogposter.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@lostmypassword

Technically none because i play with a controller.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

how do I land the fucking sleep dart more consistently

119 hours on Ana and I still miss it 2/3rds of the time. Even on huge fucks like Winston. I don't even know how.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@DeathDog
git gud

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Lord_Tryzalot
Actually laughed out loud hard

Skullbone
Skullbone

today i will make it lads
i'm gonna reach top 500
give me your energy

RavySnake
RavySnake

@AwesomeTucker
The wind up for it is fucking huge but you just got to remember that it will fire at wherever your targeting retical is. It's awkard as hell to fire.

farquit
farquit

@Skullbone
Fuck you I need mine to stay alive.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@GoogleCat
How do you shoot the ball in the air?
Whenever I hit it it just rolls down the field like a limp dick.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Skullbone
Go get 'em boi

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@AwesomeTucker
Movement reading.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Skullbone
i can't even make it out of master, ganbatte user

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@JunkTop
loli is for fug

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@BunnyJinx
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!

Widowmaker is a 'blooty.'

(bleu girl with a booty)

5mileys
5mileys

Genji is overpowered

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

solo queue ranked
get teamed with 5 stack against a 6 stack
Fucking horseshit ass matchmaking. I didn't solo queue for this fucking bullshit.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@5mileys
I don't think I've ever played with a Genji who didn't solely rely on his ultimate to get kills.

farquit
farquit

FUCKING WENT DOWN TO 2474 FUCKING FUCK
FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT GAME
JUST GIVE ME PLAT SO I DONT GET MATCHED WITH GOLD NIGGERS ANYMORE

likme
likme

@Snarelure
there is nothing to it, just shoot it, upwards, maybe try jumping too

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Dreamworx
There should be two separate comps. Solo Que and Multiqueue. Problem solved.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Crazy_Nice
You've never played with a good genji then

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Raving_Cute
please don't

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@farquit
play for months to rank up
lose all the SR in 1 - 2 nights and go back down to gold
Welcome to Overwatch shit ranked system baby. It's the reason I stopped playing ranked. I don't know why anyone would continue wasting their time playing ranked with the system they have.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@DeathDog
I don't think I've ever played a more frustrating game in my life than Lucioball.
I remember your frustration. The physics are still fucking hellish to behold.
But it does get marginally better as you keep playing and get more accustomed to it.

Your punch does nothing.
The punch actually seems to shoot the ball more reliably, in terms of force and aimed direction, than the boop does.
Your boop only works if you're the exact right distance away from the ball.
Yeah. And they changed the range from the normal boop, so you can't gauge it properly
If they're going to change the effective distance of it, they really need to give us some sort of indicator for when we are or aren't in range.
The launch pads serve literally no purpose.
This is the part where I have to try to encourage you, as kindly as I can, to get fucking good.
You use the jump pads to quickly reposition yourself. Because you fly through the air more quickly than you run.
In rare instances, or as goalie, you might have some chances to hit a perfectly-timed jump and hit the ball out of midair. But more often, you use them to move around faster so that you can get to the ball before the idiots on the enemy team can stumble over there on foot.
- You're on the left side of the field and the ball's on the right? Don't run a long distance right, run a short distance left to the jump pad and launch yourself up and over to where the ball is.
- Need to get to the other end of the field quickly? Take a jump pad, launch yourself onto the wall, and then wallrun down there at fucking mach speed. Seriously, more people should be wallrunning in this game. It's fucking fast.
- Trying to keep the ball in the enemies' half of the field, but you're on the wrong side of it, and would just boop it back into your own end if you hit it? Take a jump pad up and over it, land on the other side, and you can keep hitting shots in the right direction.

takes2long
takes2long

Junkrat is a flanker!
You didn't hear it from me!

Supergrass
Supergrass

@takes2long
How can Lucios even compete?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@takes2long
I prefer the triple-mine webm where he's literally flying around corners.
We Lawbreakers now.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@GoogleCat
well just for you, friend

likme
likme

@AwesomeTucker
Thanks, Aerospacerat.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

got POTG as Torb
it's just me going out of my way to dick over the enemy widowmaker
No regrets.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Cool

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I managed to be placed in gold at lucioball. Thanks a lot to the leaver and the two troll that made the match 2 vs 4. I hope your life get better if you can find happiness only by ruining an arcade match
inb4 durr durr git gut
I was the best player in all of the three win i managed to get. I'm overall shit but not completely retarded

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@TalkBomber
taking Lucioball seriously

I'm only doing my placements for the free CP, and I really can't fucking wait to finish this suffering.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@kizzmybutt
Doomfist POTG
it's me chasing down a Mercy with my ult and killing both her and an invisible Sombra

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Lunatick
purest form of love
bad

Spamalot
Spamalot

Is it too late to get into overwatch? Built a new PC after 5 years and so far I've gotten into PUBG heavily and really enjoying it, but I'm looking for others so I don't get burned out on it quickly

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@kizzmybutt
got any feety dvas?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Spamalot
I don't think it's too late. Maybe wait for a sale if you're busy with other things though.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Need_TLC
Nope, i just wanted to be placed in platinum for the bonus cp too. Still, the amount of troll this community has is incredible. Now that i also have all the spray i really will never touch it again

massdebater
massdebater

mystery heroes
enemy team has bastion, symmetra, and three junkrats on hanamura defense

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@TalkBomber
why didn't you just queue with two friends

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@AwesomeTucker
rebind it to m2 and adjust scope accordingly
feels weird at first but then you'll hit 9/10 darts

Emberfire
Emberfire

@massdebater
attacking on dorado
get a rein, 2 bastions, tracer and zen
enemy team may as well afk

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Am I good?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@TurtleCat
lmaoooo

girlDog
girlDog

@Spamalot
it's not disappearing any time soon. as good a time as any especially with an event going on
if you're open to any more suggestions, I recommend Titanfall 2

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Garbage Can Lid
You done?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

DOOMFIST IS SO FUCKING IMBALANCED

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Spamalot
Is it too late to get into overwatch?
Unironic answer? No, it's not too late.
Meme-tier answer? Start with a "hurr," throw in a "ded game," and just fill in the rest of the blanks yourself.

Watching YouTubers or Twitch streamers is genuinely a good way to develop game sense for Overwatch. And game sense is vital. There are a lot of things that you just have to learn about how this game works if you want to play it well, well enough to enjoy it -- things to be looking out for from the enemy team, hero matchups, effective counters, team comps, routes, positioning, etc.
Otherwise, you're going to have to be really patient when you start, and you'll still lose to things that you didn't know to see coming even after you think "I've played enough, surely I know what I'm doing now."

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Stupidasole
implying i have friends
Why do you have to remind me of my pathetic existence? Fuckin mei

Techpill
Techpill

Why did Doomfist not receive a nerf in the Deathmatch PTR update?

Why does Blizzard release every new hero in a broken state?

Evilember
Evilember

Deathmatch is a good training incubator
I think I've gotten better at McCree since I've started

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Fried_Sushi
She was only trying to help

girlDog
girlDog

@Lord_Tryzalot
I rebound Rein's firestrike to right click. Am I a crazy person?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Nude_Bikergirl
be genji
scream my weeb shit and draw my banana blade
slice mercy, dice soldier
the last time I slash soldier, I see I killed sombra on the kill feed
she's like wtf I wasn't even there stealthed, I was literally translocating when I died

it was some freaky ass shit, I wish I fucking saved it

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@girlDog
What's barrier field on?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@girlDog
only if you didn't adjust accordingly

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Nude_Bikergirl
Symmetra's superior in Vishkar also has a seat on the council
Where's the proofs?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@VisualMaster
A button on my keypad. One of the same two that corresponds to abilities for every other character.
One of my fingers is weirdly bent so I genuinely can't use WASD. I have to use a keypad.
Putting it on shift or E seems like it would be awkward, but maybe you could put it on spacebar and move jump somewhere else.

Emberburn
Emberburn

2 games later
Im in boyos, all solo dva, no mic

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@TalkBomber
i know, but i am a terrible person and i hate mei

StonedTime
StonedTime

VIRGINITY... NOW!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@StonedTime
You... want it back?

Flameblow
Flameblow

all my summer boxes have been 3 greys 1 blue

T-thanks Blizz

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Flameblow
tfw no legendary skins yet
this no dupe thing is neat but it doesnt seem to change how lucky I am with skins at all

askme
askme

@Flameblow
I got one non-event emote, purple currency and two blue currency drops in 13 boxes.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Flameblow
caved
bought 11 boxes for $10
BMX Reaper
Dad 76
semi-decent amount of coins, getting me closer to 3,000 again, after I bought Winged Victory day 1
Eh.
Still no Summer Bleu, but I suppose that that purchase was worth it.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

tfw not going to get the bmx biker skin
youtube.com/watch?v=Ivq5icJnGXk

w8t4u
w8t4u

25 minute mayhem match on attack
We won tho

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

use lower sensitivity for your aiming
my sensitivity is at 12 and I have 50% accuracy with McCree

Emberburn
Emberburn

form an unspoken bond with a qp Mcree as roadhog
stick together and back eachother up constantly
only actual communication is "thanks" and then the other replies "understood"
solid winning streak with him for 3 hours straight even with shitty team mates
Who /comfy/ here?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Stupidasole
My sensitivty is like 15-20 and im at 70

5mileys
5mileys

So am I a good rein or what? It feels like all my games I can't do shit because everyone tries to get in my face.

likme
likme

@Stupidasole
@PurpleCharger
t.stock dell mouse at 100dpi

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Stupidasole
It's mostly a meme. Changing your sensitivity to anything reasonable forces you to relearn how to aim but this time with less mistakes.

5mileys
5mileys

Was Lucioball faster during the first Olympic event?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@w8t4u
go Sombrero
wait until the 0.1 seconds that Mei isn't in iceblock or hiding behind an infinitely respawning wall
or in a Zarya bubble
Press Q
hope your DPS isn't so retarded they can't kill these two unkillable fucks
repeat for 10 minutes until someone works this out

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

have to sit through a lucioball match where both my teammates are using a bot or something to just hold down w all match
rewarded for my patience with the new Junkrat skin and Sombra's Augmented skin in the same box

RumChicken
RumChicken

@PurpleCharger
That's an aimbot tho

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@5mileys
Looks like you're top 2% user. Too bad that Rein is worthless these days.

Inmate
Inmate

my ultimate is ready
never used their ult whole match

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Inmate
Sometimes I just deadeye the dva pilot or someone after stunning them just to fill it back up agian.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Jeff supports the 50% win rate average of players
he said that this means that people aren't straight up roflstomping people
but statistically speaking having a 50% win rate means you're not actually climbing SR
you're actually slowly losing SR because you lose more SR when you lose than when you are winning

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Poker_Star
play on the Asian server, those Koreans are breddy gud

TechHater
TechHater

@Poker_Star
the way SR works has nothing to do with your win rate, is completely random and doesn't make bit of sense at all

Skullbone
Skullbone

you gain 25sr for a fair match
lose 24sr if you got stomped
gain 26 for stomping
boom fixed sr gain fuck off

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

summer fun

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Get to 2435
Feeling good
The rest of the night i get teams who don't know how to protect the healer
who don't know how to group and just run in 1 by 1
run in solo, die, then blame me when i'm grouping with the team on hanamura defense
down to 2329

I thought ranked was gonna get better but i'm just matched with fuckin smurfs all day who stomp the shit outta me and my team. The fuck am i supposed to do?

King_Martha
King_Martha

Is it true we get purplebux at all ranks now?

RavySnake
RavySnake

I will never not hate Genji and Hanzo and their incredible ability to be in every fucking game I ever fucking play.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Poker_Star
There's a problem with this though, if players gain more SR than they lose, everyone will eventually be in the highest ranks, regardless of skill level. It would allow even the shittiest of players to grind their way to GM, eventually.

I promise you that players in Silver belong in Silver. The same goes for every other rank. If you are really good at the game you should have no problem climbing to where you're supposed to be.

Yes, the current SR system is shit. But as it is right now, the system ensures that the real shitters stay where they belong.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Post your face when you lose against a group of gamer girls.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@VisualMaster
stuck in gold until I started grouping with people in 3-4 stacks
stay in diamond for weeks, even when I solo queue

huh

Methshot
Methshot

@TurtleCat
Mei's pretty snarky though, I still remember that one with D.va's being jealous of the places Mei has gone and she makes a comment about it in a very snide way.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@RavySnake
play eu.
widowmaker every single fucking game regardless of game-type or time of the day.
can't play on american because i get over 100 ping and don't want to be a cunt with poor connection.

Getting pretty fucking bored of the game when you see the same character picked 100% of the time.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@w8t4u
What role do you play? If it's tank or support then you got boosted desu.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Illusionz
Zen/Ana main. I get good plays and trance numbers. I don't think I got boosted since I can still climb in solo queue. The teams are honestly just shit below high plat, even in diamond people are retarded. I was plat last season but just got unlucky the beginning of this season.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Illusionz
@TurtleCat
Also I forgot to mention I played DPS some of the games up and performed so well I was out-elimming my dps main friend.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Snarelure

really enjoy playing Widowmaker
enter game
oh shit I can play h-
HANZO
Genji
McCree
S76
Doomfist
team is a garbage set-up

I know it's QP but I cannot stand seeing a Widow and Hanzo on the same team. I always wind up filling and playing something I don't really want to since every fucking game is the same weeb bullshit

At least with Widow I can confidently go after her since most (including myself) are trash, but goddamn it do I hate dealing with Genji and Hanzo

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Ignoramus
accepts and recognizes the hero's place in the meta
is not aware
These are contradictory. What's the joke here?

Many of these Chad images suffer from the same inconsistency. Is he heavensent or just ignorant? It shouldn't be a mix.

Evilember
Evilember

@Methnerd
Now how in the fuck do you lose against a stack of players that can only play Mercy, when only one of them is allowed to?

RavySnake
RavySnake

How do you guys deal with losing streaks?

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperGod
I'll happily trade you a widow for the mccree

Supergrass
Supergrass

@RavySnake
Realize that you can't win 100% of the games and just strive to improve your own gameplay even further. Skill rank doesn't correlate with actual skill.

takes2long
takes2long

@Supergrass
t. gold

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Snarelure
got grandmaster while getting 150 ping on the american servers
Git gud. Ping is a nonissue.

MPmaster
MPmaster

WHO
No comp played
chat hidden
mics muted
HERE

farquit
farquit

@TurtleCat
@Firespawn
I've played on multiple smurf accounts and you are right that in plat and below, the players are really dumb. The solution is to play DPS but you have to be really good. On all my accounts I skyrocketed to masters in just a day, purely by hard-carrying as DPS. You can't really do that as a support or tank, even if you are good and truly belong in GM. The game won't let you climb simply because DPS players get high stats compared to supports and tanks. For example, as Ana I have really good stats—over 85% accuracy scoped and unscoped, I hit most of my sleep darts, high assists etc.—but I get 20 SR for a win. Compared to my performance Genji/McCree/Tracer, I get 40+ SR.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@takes2long
Actually diamond but okay

Snarelure
Snarelure

@King_Martha
That's so stupid why would they you retard?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@MPmaster
Playing nothing but the shit that is quickplay

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@w8t4u
diamond

lmoa shitty

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@StrangeWizard
t. 2999 plat

girlDog
girlDog

@RavySnake
I'm not certain but I think 60% winrate is considered good, so losses are inevitable

Flameblow
Flameblow

@VisualMaster
I think it goes both ways.
People who're definitely better than they're current rank gets fucked in the ass too because they keep getting shit teammates.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Firespawn
dont start to think you're better than him at his own role. please
you were probably sweating one out

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Crazy_Nice
user, sit.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@farquit
By eliminating the shit players by having a large stack you essentially take the diceroll out of the competitive. It truly relies on your own skill and the skill of your team. I don't really care about getting to a high rank mostly because I just enjoy playing the game in a setting that isn't fucking quickplay. If I was really that desperate to get to masters, I'd just play Mercy.

Techpill
Techpill

@Flameblow
This only happens when you're close to your true rank. If you belong in diamond, but you're in plat, then yeah you'll get shit teammates that bring you down. But if you belong in GM and you're plat, the shit teammates will be a non-issue for the most part.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Techpill
This only happens when you're close to your true rank
So, at some point everyone will get fucked in the ass if the matchmaker wasn't already breeding your hole from the start?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Supergrass
whoa look I can take a screenshot of a number and call it my own too

sit down be humble xD

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Supergrass
Not that user but showing off your rank in a video game is fucking pathetic. This one of most. You can play Mercy/ non-meta and drive SR up like no fucking tomorrow. The only thing that separates a few 1000 SR is who knows how to abuse the system/ got lucky. Go do something that actually impresses other people.

t. bronzie

I'm Masters and its fucking retarded.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Supergrass
t. mercy one trick that got dropped off by her spitroast at masters because their carries "don't do 3 stacks at masters"

5mileys
5mileys

Kill the Mercy
She comes out of the spawn room and presses Q
Fair and balanced

Bidwell
Bidwell

@MPmaster
Yes, that's just the way it is. It is the biggest flaw with competitive. There's nothing you can do besides get good, and I'm not trying to meme by saying that.

Think about competitive as rolling the dice. Although this only applies when you're close to your true rank. Sometimes everyone on your team are smart and can coordinate well, sometimes you get selfish players that don't care about your team composition.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

before loot box change
get at least half the event skins grinding and enough coins to get at least one more skin

after
literally no skins
1 emote
50 coins

HMMMMMMMMMMM

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@VisualMaster
the system ensures that the real shitters stay where they belong
Except it doesn't. People get boosted, people get lucky, people play Mercy. They can be "real shitters" and yet don't stay where they belong.

And on the other hand, plat is way too crowded to get past, so most people stop trying and just end up trolling.

The game does a VERY POOR job at separeting people into their proper ranks. Too much dice rolling and overcrowded ranks make sure a lot of people just end up in elo hell.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Soft_member
Whatever you say, bronzie!

RavySnake
RavySnake

Is it just me or Doomfist's punch hitbox is broken as fuck? Even when I'm wallriding 3m above him and the replay shows I was too far away to get hit, I still get anal fisted.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@RavySnake
Yep. It's the size of a bus and people still have the audacity to say "just get out of the way"

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@RavySnake
Welcome to Overbox! We are now 1 and a half years old already!

Playboyize
Playboyize

doomfist is broken, fite me

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Tracer needs to bounce on my prick

King_Martha
King_Martha

@haveahappyday
Don't ever give me a (you) again.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@King_Martha
nice photoshop bronzeboi

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@VisualMaster
The only reason shitters get to higher ranks than they belong is because it's a team-based class-based game. Support and tank do not require as much effort to do well compared to DPS. I'm fairly sure they slowly decline in SR as they would get stomped by better players over and over.

Yeah the matchmaking is a mess, I don't know why the Overwatch team is pretending like nothing is wrong. It's infuriating but there's nothing you can do about it besides bitch. And if you bitch, there's a stigma that if you complain about the state of competitive, you're just a shitter. Which prevents important criticism from getting to the developers.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Supergrass
Did you really think my post was meant as anything other than sarcastic?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@eGremlin
I-I was just pretending to be retarded
are all americans like this?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@kizzmybutt
He thought my 40,000 SR was meant to be legit.

user if you want (you)s just post porn or something. This is sad.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Playboyize
t.squishy
doomfist is great, he shits on genji hard and its so satisfying to boot

gengay hops around spamming shuriken
punch him right as he lands because his jumps are so easy to predict
leave raiden a crumpled mess against the wall

played college ball you know?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@New_Cliche
i-it w-wa-was j-juj-just a j-joke!!

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Spamalot
I'm feigning autism and lack of understanding of a joke!

Not even the user but jesus christ go back to r/rickandmorty or whatever hellhole from where you came

RumChicken
RumChicken

@kizzmybutt
no he was being sarcastic by posting obviously shopped, impossible stats and you pointed it out like it wasn't already obvious you fucking dolt

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Spamalot
It was a joke jesus christ you're fucking retarded.

Techpill
Techpill

@kizzmybutt
pretends to be retarded and then says the other person is pretending to be retarded
Are all Aussies/Europoors this retarded?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Spamalot
See the difference between what he did and what you're doing is that his was funny

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@TurtleCat
@RumChicken
@Bidwell
@Techpill
@ZeroReborn
lol

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@TurtleCat
@RumChicken
@Bidwell
@Techpill
@ZeroReborn

Local user with mental disabilities gets blown the fuck out: the movie

hairygrape
hairygrape

Worst general

Techpill
Techpill

play an hour of overwatch
come back to maybe ten posts on the thread
a 'merely pretending' jackass is getting (you)s like fucking Costco free samples

STOP RESPONDING
ANY DAY

eGremlin
eGremlin

Does anyone have a webm of mercys butt while gliding in her new skin?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

tfw playing as widow in comp is either people thinking I'm a hacker or shitting on me so hard because I'm not having a good game.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Boy_vs_Girl
It doesnt matter no matter how well you do with widow they cant see your stats

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Boy_vs_Girl
Welcome to snipers in every video game ever.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@farquit
Yeah, I realized this too last season when I started tracking my SR gains playing Soldier and Zen instead of D.Va and Lucio.

Most low tiers just straight up don't understand how to coordinate, they only know they have to run straight to the point to contest, no matter how many enemies are there.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

up 220SR this weekend
things get so much better now that I'm not right on the border silver and gold

Emberburn
Emberburn

SCOREBOARD WHEN
BALANCE WHEN
LORE WHEN
FIXES WHEN

STOP ALL THIS LOOT BOX GARBAGE AND RELEASE SOMETHING ACTUALLY RELEVANT TO THE GAME. CHRIST.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@VisualMaster
Welcome to the border of plat and diamond next. It won't be easier, I'll tell you that...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-Nw7HbaeWY

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Emberburn
They'll release the fixes in loot boxes. You have a three week period to unlock all of them ranging from grey texture bugs and weird reaper teleprots to Legendary Hog fixes and Doomfist nerfs.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Spamalot
you're doing god's work user
you really just made my day hahahaa

Supergrass
Supergrass

@hairygrape
this

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

How bad is my Death stat?
I'm trying to improve it, but I die too much specially when I'm in teams that won't go past a choke or don't contest a point. I get bored of waiting them and just go on my own.

5mileys
5mileys

he makes new accounts with one of the heroes names
what kind of tryhard faggot level you need to be on to buy another copy of the game just to name youreslf genji or widowmaker and only have hours on that hero? Why is the overwatch playerbase the worst playerbase to exist past league and dota.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Fuzzy_Logic

Use masteroverwatch for meaningful stats.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Fuzzy_Logic
9 deaths is more than enough if that's say after game 1 of a hybrid, cp, or payload map. 5 to 6 deaths a game is the sweet spot and is realistic to aim for. If you're playing godly (and not paying attention to how many times you're dying) you can expect to die no more than 4 to 6 times a match

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

This has been my overwatch experience for the past few months now. What a way to make me just want to load the game up even less.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

solo queue Comp
started it should have been easy since the enemy team went no tanks
as usual people underestimate them and decide this is a good enough reason to just fuck off and do their own thing because "easy win"
have 3 golds and a silver, got a nearly-game saving ult (5 caught in it, all died, enemy team even said "nerf zarya ult" after it) but we couldn't stop the push as they came back somehow and we didn't take A on Attack
don't get POTG (Winston with 3 kills with his tickle gun did)
don't even get a card

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Junkrat's """rework""" just solidifies my belief that Blizzard have no fucking idea how to balance this game. Every single hero rework bar none has been utter garbage, and this is just the latest in a long line of fucking trash.

Let's take a character that revolves around mindless spamming and make it so that he is now twice as good at mindless spamming

Fucking kill me

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I wanna fuck Sombra!

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Lord_Tryzalot
BOOTY

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Ignoramus
You wanna WHAT?!

Soft_member
Soft_member

get paired with arab nigger mehmet 5 stack
their zarya holds ult for 3 minutes
one nigger plays ana, cant hit shots
they are too afraid to push
they dont join voice chat

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@TalkBomber

*switches to pharah*

Nothing personel, rat.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Emberburn
tfw Blizzard completely outsource all creative content for overwatch now so its a fucking barebones crew working on the team only 1 year into the games development cycle.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@MPmaster
Status: FUCKING MAD

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Who else here get drunk and throw games?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@MPmaster
I like most of the skins but it's kinda depressing desu

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

How's your weekend, /owg/?

Inmate
Inmate

@Stark_Naked
Terrible.

JunkTop
JunkTop

I always wonder how the fucking hell arab niggers reach diamond when they are absolute fucking shit? how is it possible there are hundreds on ksa/uae niggers who play dps with 35% winrate and they reach diamond? how the fuck is possible Im not climbing with 61% winrate most played hero but some nigger who tunnel visions dps only with less than 40% winrate is climbing?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Stark_Naked
Soldier is poking at the choke on his own while everyone else is grouping safely, every time
he dies just as we group
Soldier: "omg where the fuck are you guys"
"Dude we said group up in voice several times, why are you peeking on your own"
Soldier: "I wasn't going in"
"That's not what group up means. It means disengage entirely so we can make a clean push."

next time the exact same thing happens
he's still doing it
"Get out of there, don't peek when we need to group"
Soldier: "okay"
continues peeking and firing shots into the enemy team for 10 seconds while I'm healing from a safe distance, he could have easily just fucking turned around and dropped down and been completely safe
he dies to Hanzo arrow because he continued peeking
Soldier: "[annoyed grunts over mic]"

tells us "l2p"

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Aimbots should be allowed since they're counterable.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Raving_Cute
me group up

this has gotta be one of the more annoying things in this game, like fuck, just go in with 5, the guy that spawned 3 seconds behind will catch up

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Yeah this game is fucking dead. I'm mid plat, probably the area with the most players, and I keep playing against the same people for several hours.
No wonder they don't have player numbers like Steam, Blizzard is great at selling games and terrible and maintaining a user base.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Evil_kitten
Blizzard is bad at maintaining a user base
WoW has been going strong for nearly a decade and a half

Inmate
Inmate

@Evil_kitten
you can tell blizzard doesnt want long lasting games. They are focusing on short term nigger shit like events, skins and arcade modes kids will play for 5 hours before getting bored

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Anyone got any good Mercy upskirt pictures yet with the new outfit?

WebTool
WebTool

@StrangeWizard
He'll just drop one mine on the ground in advance then jump and explode two mines in your face.

Lunatick
Lunatick

finally win one today
hard fought because two of the team were memepicking because they were arguing
they were both DPS players
I swear to god there is something actually wrong with DPS players.

@Ignoramus
I can't tell if you're joking or not.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@BunnyJinx
So do people honestly think doomfist is op? I've managed to find a playstyle with him, but he seems to be pretty shitty really.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Lunatick
I'm not, so many games are lost because everyone wanted 100% of people with them all the time and to get all situated, just to let the clock go down an extra 20%, it's stupid as fuck

t. grandmaster

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@MPmaster
so what does it mean? i genuinely dont understand

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@MPmaster
They literally just spend all their budget on VAs lmao

Methshot
Methshot

@PurpleCharger
None of the VAs in Overwatch are particularly famous though.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Lunatick
He's not op. He is inconsistent and mei tier annoying nigger.

massdebater
massdebater

@Methshot
VAs cost an astronomical fucking amount.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@w8t4u
If it really is a three second difference then sure, go in with 5 and let the late McCree or Widow take shots from the backline when he shows up a couple seconds later. Nothing wrong with that as long as the role fits.

It's not always three seconds though and you know it.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Evil_kitten
replace mercy and symmetra and put ana in patrician and i'll agree

FastChef
FastChef

Hanzo and pharah players must be loving doomfist. Especially fucking Hanzo.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@FastChef
Any good Doomfist will be able to eat Hanzos for breakfast.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Methshot
Still costs a lot to get good VAs constantly. The other competing games with Overwatch have notciably worse VAs and sound quality for the voices.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TurtleCat
Well of course not, but there's other factors like the enemy position and what not that you need to abuse RIGHT AT THAT SECOND, but everyone is like ME GROUP UP ME STAY HERE

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Gigastrength
Any hanzo that isn't blind will just shoot within a mile of doomfists giant character model and kill thim

TreeEater
TreeEater

@BinaryMan
It means a company as large and rich as Acti-blizz is already sub-contracting out art work for its hit game under a year from release

It means a lot of the talent that developed Overwatch will have been moved on to other projects, and perhaps they haven't been replaced in-house. Kind of worrying if you're invested in Overwatch and don't want it to lose its quality, feel or 'way'.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

How do I learn to communicate? I have social anxiety and genuinely find it impossible to talk on mic.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@TreeEater
but that company already made some release stuff, didn't they? so why is that worrying?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Made Diamon in Lucioball

Now if only I could be good at the actual game

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Crazy_Nice
You press push to talk and then stimulate your vocal cords so as to produce language you dumb faggot.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@kizzmybutt
epic

StonedTime
StonedTime

@SniperWish
Well as @MPmaster
said if you're one of us dumb weird faggots who're on /owg/ because they like Overwatch you might worry if they hand the keys to it to a skeleton crew who don't give a fuck

The skins are nice but it does make you wonder what's happening at the studio

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Crazy_Nice
first you man the fuck up you fucking low testo beta, then you start communicating like all other healthy normal people

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@RumChicken
What more do you want?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@CouchChiller
@TurtleCat
or a better example being that someone kills 2 guys but we're still waiting on that respawner

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

go onto Overwatch forums
Say that there's no such thing as a no skill character
Only people that don't use everything a character can do
get downvoted

I just don't know what to do with these people any more.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@RumChicken
Don't give him a response.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Guess SR

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@StonedTime
i'm worried with the direction where overwatch is going, with meta enforced because one of dev guys likes it, as its "thrilling" in his opinion
i dont really give a shit about skins tho, i'm more worried about gameplay and balancing, where it's already reached questionable status

SniperWish
SniperWish

@w8t4u
DAE MERCY PLAYERS BOOGA?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@w8t4u
gibraltar attack on mayhem
we took 20 minutes to get to the first point
10 minutes later we're halfway through building
game crashes a little over half an hour and puts us on route 66

RumChicken
RumChicken

@w8t4u
GM

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Fried_Sushi
made Diamond in Lucioball
made Diamond in Comp
gonna get a nice fat 1650 CP when the seasons end together
only need 800 for my next Gold so not only will it get me there, I get a good start on my next gold after too
Feels good.

@cum2soon
If someone got 2 kills then yeah, go in for a 5v4, totally. I said that myself in the last match I played, even.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

disgusting reading all you niggers who actually try at competitive game modes when Blizzard is notoriously shit at balancing. Stay cucked comp bitches.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Lord_Tryzalot
BRAAP

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@MPmaster
no comp played
right here
i have chat open and only my own mic muted though, sometimes i like to laugh at the shit people say

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

This is the highest skill tank in the game.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Crazy_Nice
Start with random call-out and then slowly do more things. You'll eventually get over it

Skullbone
Skullbone

What is the best Junkrat skin and why is it Toasted?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Evil_kitten
that would be mei

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Evil_kitten
go back to a subreddit with your trash waifu you gigantic faggot.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Skullbone
Strange way to spell jailbird

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Illusionz
Found the zarya fag

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Evil_kitten
You're probably right hilariously enough
Tank is still bottom of the garbage can when it comes to skill though, a plat dps is probably more technically advanced than a masters tank main

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

comp KOTH
round 1
leaver on enemy team
gg
people keep leaving
round 3
6v1
+3 SR for """victory"""

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Garbage Can Lid
lmbo implying I play this piece of shit, I idle and throw every game

viagrandad
viagrandad

team about to the fight
zarya shoots just before she dies
everyone else dead
mercy solo rez mccree
they both die in 3 seconds
current state of top 10%

Emberfire
Emberfire

I will NEVER get Cadet Oxton

WebTool
WebTool

@Illusionz
mad af

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Burnblaze
No you don't.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Emberfire
I got her with credits.

But in hindsight I wish I had saved for Graffiti instead...

farquit
farquit

@Emberfire
tfw get/buy all the widow and tracer skins but never play either of them because i'm too bad

likme
likme

HOLY FUCK

HOW HARD IS IT TO UNDERSTAND
IF YOU DONT HAVE AT LEAST SILVER MEDALS AS DPS
THEN FUCKING SWITCH OFF

WHY DO I KEEP GETTING THESE ASSHOLES THAT PICK THIRD OR EVEN FOURTH DPS AND DO POORLY

I fucking get four gold medals as DPS but our team is at a disadvantage while the third DPS player has no fucking medals. I'm not going to fucking switch when I'm the one keeping our team afloat. It's always a fucking Doomfist, too.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

want sombra skin for the cute hair and gun
actual skin looks like shit
don't even play sombra well

*sigh*

DeathDog
DeathDog

@MPmaster
@girlDog
Dom Mercy is the best Mercy

JunkTop
JunkTop

on a nutty flank as Reaper
they have no d.va, walk towards the backline with ult
only Mercy sees me
that look of pure fear as she tries to tell her team

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

start using the Shot Put Doomfist icon because it looks nice
someone on my team comments that it looks like he's dabbing
change icons immediately

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Spamalot
yes I do lmbo thats the best thing I really do I never play any match I get into, I say racist things and idle and kill myself. I make sure to ruin some peoples time and make them mad.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Sharpcharm
It seriously took you this long to reply? Don't you dare (You) me ever again.

Emberfire
Emberfire

niggermura attack
kill two enemies
enemy rein with mercy attacks me
cant fight them alone so Im escaping
they chase me
my team cant capture the point 5v2
what a fucking great balance

actually try to win, get a shit ton of kills and good stats
lose 31 sr
throw a game by building turret at spawn
lose 12 sr
wow great game

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Soft_member
nigger youll take whatever whenever I motherfuckin tell you to, you stupid fucking overwatch playing scumbag

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Stupidasole
Reported.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

What did he mean by this?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I will create some Overwatch porn now.

TechHater
TechHater

@Sir_Gallonhead
What kind, user? Tell us more.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@TechHater
Just some pure yuri between best girls Zarya and Tracer

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Fuzzy_Logic

I was going to make a 'boi he dabbin' shitpost the other day about it.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Emberburn
Will you post it here once you're done?

Evilember
Evilember

@Methnerd
How could Ana survive getting dicked by reindhardt?
His dick must be as big as Ana's leg.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@likme
Doom fist really isn't going to have a high dps though. He just burst kills people. He has zero sustain like everyone else.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@DeathDog
Sure, chum.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@whereismyname
<3

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@GoogleCat
It's the same guy, his outfit has the same design, his ears are covered by the same earpieces. His hair is styled incredibly similarly.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Today I found my team's flankers behind enemy lines making out and not playing the objective. What do?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Evilember
shes used to it
ana has to go to a great level of sexual extreme to get off

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@New_Cliche
The Joker is a member of the council

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Evil_kitten
you'll never train 6 hours a day in order to satisfy your brown commander's needs

takes2long
takes2long

@Nude_Bikergirl
The joker looking fucker is not in a suit or uniform like others. He looks like he's wearing ceremonial robes or something and he's part cyborg. It looks like his left eye and jaw have been replaced, and he has a distinctly mechanical apparatus on his collarbone/chest.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Rolling over everyone as Rein in Mayhem
This train has no breaks

WebTool
WebTool

orisa, torb and symmetra in one corner of the control point

fuck this game

SniperGod
SniperGod

@WebTool
pick sombra

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@WebTool
3 heroes in this tiny spot with no escape routes
huh

Emberburn
Emberburn

@SniperGod
so i can be instakilled the moment i show myself?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

need Dva feet desu lads sempaitachis

Supergrass
Supergrass

@New_Cliche
Hmm, okay. I don't think they are necessarily the same person, tho. I mean, generic funky hair and ear-things seem pretty common in this world.

But I guess we'll see someday... if Chu ever bothers to do more.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@MPmaster
Was is cute? What characters were they?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Emberburn
translocate yourself in, emp, kill em all
or let a d.va shield while bastion/junkrat smacks their cool kid corner

you need to work with someone else against three people working together, that's just how it is dawg

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Supergrass
It's a safe bet with the strong designs of Maximilien and the Joker-looking fucker, they're both going to be expanded on much later, even possibly become playable heroes themselves, since they're running out of previously established hints since release, they need to establish more, now that Ana, Sombra, and Doomfist are out. Orisa was a good example of a hero coming out of no where, tied largely into the Doomfist character, so it's possible they could just drop heroes on us too.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Methnerd
Blizzard is so bankrupt of ideas they'll have to resort to literal whos and made-up nonsense to pad the roster

Orisa is the worst character we don't need more of her cluttering up the roster. Where's Soundquake with his chest missiles? Where are the two Overwatch members in the original trailer and several pictures? Where are all the characters in Recall?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@5mileys
no icepick melee
instead some "Keya!" fluff punch

Wasted potential

JunkTop
JunkTop

@eGremlin
;^)

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@JunkTop
who knows what the future holds
Typical Chu response. What a fraud cunt.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Dreamworx
All you have to do is wait around for a couple years user

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

queue time several minutes
updates are indie single dev tier, even for literal number changes

dead and abandoned game

Firespawn
Firespawn

@eGremlin
Orisa is the worst character we don't need more of her cluttering up the roster

I like her, she's adorable.

WebTool
WebTool

doomfist is impossible to play against a good soldier and mcree

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

NU

/vg/thread/185979935#p185979935

/vg/thread/185979935#p185979935

/vg/thread/185979935#p185979935

NU

RumChicken
RumChicken

@JunkTop
[muffled 'Quiet time' in the distance]

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Spazyfool
all of these no names coming no answer the recall
Winston must have been disappointed when he met Sym

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Skullbone
Sky''s the limit, stars are the goal, space is the place!

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Crazy_Nice
Get 11 elims as Genji
all I did was spam shotgun shrike and swift strike healers
double jump constantly and somehow no one can hit me

Never wanna leave bronze tier.

Inmate
Inmate

@WebTool
never had a problem, 76 main here, so confirmed I guess

idontknow
idontknow

How come Stylosa isn't on the UK World Cup team?

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