Can Veeky Forums finally admit tesla won?

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The day has come.

Now put the Dodge Demon on there

One actually exists and the other does not.

>neither looks like it came from another planet
>neither is as luxurious
>neither is handbuilt by tiny asian waifus
>neither will never break

I honestly just don't understand.

>Electric motor
>Break
An electric motor is a simple electromagnet. There is nothing to break.

Only the Bugatti will get you laid though, soyboy

You realize there's a lot more that can break, not just the engine right? Teslas already have a shit reputation with loads of build quality complaints

>wanting to fuck gold diggers
>not wanting to fuck effeminate soymilk-fed femboys
This is why you get neither, senpai.

Tesla haven't won. Electric cars will in ten years, maybe even less, but Tesla won't be relevant. Reminder that the Mission E will absolutely dumpster the Model S.

>Not buying Toyota/lexus

I honestly don't understand either dude.

Not being in retail is not the same as not existing. Do some research.

>not just the engine
There is no engine in a Tesla. It's a motor. You don't know about cars and you definitely don't know about electronics.

Soon.

>One is Available for purchase and it's numbers have been verified by third party journalism.
>One has none of those things...

It may as well be vaporware at this point. Try again shill.

>Everyone who disagrees with me is a shill
You have to go back.

You failed to address his point because you know he is right.

one will get slower & overall worse performance as the battery shits itself and one will not.
t. quad copter enthusiast

>Chiron less luxurious than a glorified toyota

[get-a-load-of-this-guy-cam.mov]

>he puts pussy so high up on a pedestal, it costs $3 million

and you call others soyboy LOL

>glorified VW Scirocco more luxurious than a Lexus

>you failed to address *my* point
FTFY
Other than that, you're right.

>$200k electric golf cart with an ipad

>comparing african american vaporware to Bugatti
end yourself

>there is no engine in a Tesla
>it's a motor
an engine is a specific type of motor
what you're looking for is an electric motor
not every motor is an electric motor
if you're gonna be a bitch about semantics at least do it right you dumb fuck

>literally appears in Golf's tv ads
>memeing about Lexus being a Toyota

This

But what are their 0-60 per dollar times?

>muh 0-60

Tesla front hood and storage area can be opened without a key.

>never break
>ultra high performance luxury vehicle

rrriiiiiiiiighttttt

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It's a fucking fatass japanese direct-injected v8 with no turbos.

It will NEVER break user.

thats still correct, just vague, you faggot. unlike the other guy calling it an engine who is completely incorrect you lil bitch. fuck the insecurity you must have to try to e peen over motor vs electric motor jesus.

actually it depends on which dictionary's definition you use whether he's right or wrong which is why I didn't bring it up since "engine" can also simply mean a machine with moving parts that converts power into motion
you, unlike him, were trying to be a pedantic bitch and failed at it which is enough reason to ridicule you for being an idiot
nice try saving face though
>hurr I was being vague

Cutting the loop of small wires under the hood disables the Tesla and its motors. It has no engine to be disabled.

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not even him fag. those are the vaguest definitions straight out of kiddy dictionaries. go the fuck back to jalopnik.

>electric motors can't break

If the control circuitry doesn't go haywire/fry and the bearings don't start howling first, they just catch on fire and cease to function out of nowhere.

But if a 30 year old baldor can make it through day after day of constant runtime and heavy loads (grinding rocks) with a stop and start every ten minutes before the coil melts, i'd say the motors themselves can easily last longer than a well cared for ICE without losing compression or suffering from valvetrain wear - because there is none of that.

HOWEVER, heat is the enemy of electric motors more than anything else. Don't race your teslas...

what's the smile per mile value of either of those pigfat benchracermobiles? does it go up or down in corners?

>inb4 why would you buy an impractical sportscar and want it to be fun those are meant to be bragged about on the internet stupud

Slower and more expensive than a Model S, it's DOA

Tesla only won the "lamest nerd" award

>4 and a flat spare

>2018
>less than one cupholder per occupant.
LOL

amazing meme user i approve
t. saabfag