/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood General

Lunatick
Lunatick

Patch 4.06 Notes
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/28053f7fa83022c6b203fdcfbd32b042fee8619c

Current Event
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2017/Moonfire_Faire/

Patch Notes
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/patchnote_log/

Job Guide
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/jobguide/battle/

Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
https://pastebin.com/raw/bFcDNb57

Last thread: /vg/thread/185916869#p185916869

All urls found in this thread:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/28053f7fa83022c6b203fdcfbd32b042fee8619c
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2017/Moonfire_Faire/
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/patchnote_log/
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/jobguide/battle/
https://pastebin.com/raw/bFcDNb57
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17bEW4gIUPTLUQxgI_t-jBKO20LGcQJiWYsTAkn37KX8/edit#gid=0
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/ranking/deepdungeon/?solo_party=solo
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/image/PI3s-IQ-fB7fgK1lIFLHpQ/
Emberfire
Emberfire

Cat on a lap
Something scary about it

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Emberfire
when will Gilgamesh open up so I can come eb this cute cat..

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

/vg/thread/185916869#p185946363
No joke, i'm interested depending on location. Is it in the Mist?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

what is your summer outfit

Evilember
Evilember

think i could drink this whole ocean?

DeathDog
DeathDog

Guess I'll repost it here

Alright pretty sick of MCH now that flamethrower is part of the single target rotation. Didn't mind the low DPS but flamethrower being part of the rotation kind of kills the flow and fun of MCH for me. I think I've decided to switch to MNK for a while.

What's a good opener? What's a good rotation? What should I meld?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

meower hour

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Sir_Gallonhead
@Emberfire
Can you people just die?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Tfw no elezen gf

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Evilember
That must really hurt

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@kizzmybutt
A coffin.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Emberfire
no one wants to sit on my lap...

highlanders

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

/vg/thread/185916869#p185946798

Have you ever RP'd? It's the same thing, just with the eternal struggle of trying to come up with new ways to describe private parts.

@DeathDog

God I wish MCH didn't feel so weird to play. It was the job that sold me on HW

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Evilember
Ask sandspic. They are into distensions.

WebTool
WebTool

Happymem...berc@ happyposting!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@JunkTop
nah just have to get around the initial pain

@Methnerd
wya

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Raving_Cute
looks like a watermelon because of the pink

Techpill
Techpill

@SomethingNew
Yeah, its in the mist, not sure if I really want to sell it yet though. Its rank 8 and max rep with 2/3 grand companies as well, I really put years of work into it and I just don't know how to put a pricetag on that

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Evilember
Dnt
I'm using it

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Emberfire
Everytime I see this pair it looks like the elezen is looking after an autistic child

King_Martha
King_Martha

@GoogleCat
Voidsent are a little tacky, but thems the breaks. I don't mind it looking ugly if it gets the job done.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Sir_Gallonhead
hopefully come 4.1 but we'll never know with SE

@Lunatick
whats wrong with highlanders?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Fuck 3
Marry 3
Kill 3

GO

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@SomethingNew
They like inflation.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Need_TLC
My favorite hour!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

i guess im the only one left

King_Martha
King_Martha

Whatever happened to Beepy?

Did he quit playing and fix his life up?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@AwesomeTucker
Can't we just kill all of them?
Besides red since he's legit cool.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@kizzmybutt
i meant no one wants to sit on my lap as a highlander..

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@DeathDog
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17bEW4gIUPTLUQxgI_t-jBKO20LGcQJiWYsTAkn37KX8/edit#gid=0

This one I been using
Dnt 4get 2 stand in aoe 2 do more deepes

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Techpill
Yeah I get how that is, however i'd super be interested in buying the housing plot just for the house really. I'm not that interested in the FC itself unless that's part of the deal.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@kizzmybutt
No one want's the "surprise" hiding in your pants.

girlDog
girlDog

@Burnblaze
nice funny futa meme!!

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Sir_Gallonhead
It's alright, user. At least you didn't try to make friends with people on your server only to have the very few people who you kept conversations with transfer to a different server. It really makes you feel like giving up.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Homies lookin' at thots dancing in the goblet.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@AwesomeTucker
I will accept death three times

likme
likme

@kizzmybutt
That sucks since you have a pretty nice highlander

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Stupidasole
Me first.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Spazyfool
I'm going to discuss it with the 4 others in the FC before I make any decisions, but it would be the ENTIRE fc, house and all.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@happy_sad
no, red

StonedTime
StonedTime

@kizzmybutt
server and do you want/expect it to be lewd?

Evilember
Evilember

@hairygrape
well if they abandoned you/didnt try to keep contact, maybe they weren't worth keeping

Techpill
Techpill

@Sir_Gallonhead
my free company has been really nice and helpful for me
barely anyone on these days besides the try hard leader and new players that don't stay long
want to leave but will feel bad for doing so

It doesn't help that I'm on Ultros. Seems like the only two FC's on this server that don't seem dead are the NeoFag one and EDF which had Pat from the Best Friends Play in it. Not joining either of those.

Snarelure
Snarelure

what up pimps

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@kizzmybutt
9/10 highlander would sit on lap! nonlewd

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Poker_Star
why shes wearing bard butterfly while thinking about mnk? im physically angry

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Sir_Gallonhead
person you were practically in love with did this after you sent them a return invitation
haha

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Odin spawns on Coeurl
We manage to wipe to Zantetsuken

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@kizzmybutt
I might be heavy.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@kizzmybutt

Nice highlander, highbie.

@Poker_Star

I'ma borrow this. Made an Alena from Dragon Quest look-alike but it looks p bad

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Need_TLC

Best hour.

Nojokur
Nojokur

is there a BRD top that's sleeveless but has an oriental look to it

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Stupidasole
tfw they switched servers without even asking you

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Evilember
I suppose that's a more positive way of thinking about it. But I already find it hard to make friends, let alone people to keep up conversation with, in this game so it hurt more than it should have.

But I'll keep trucking along somehow.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Need_TLC
i found my server twin

Bidwell
Bidwell

Summoning Putt

Come in, Putt

RumChicken
RumChicken

@likme
thanks!
@StonedTime
no lewd
@kizzmybutt
thanks and correct
@Crazy_Nice
that's fine
@Soft_member
thanks!

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@VisualMaster
I don't think Coeurl has the population to kill him.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@RumChicken
no lewd
what server then? and how do you feel about catgirls?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@happy_sad
just curious but what server?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Soft_member
*unzips gil*

TechHater
TechHater

@Bidwell
hey heres a live pic

whereismyname
whereismyname

@SomethingNew
cute difference in eyes

@Soft_member
smugcat, what you doing?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@TechHater
another grade a comedy post

Illusionz
Illusionz

@happy_sad
What server? I have no friends on Ultros if you're interested.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

tfw spent the whole day playing with the same person
dungeons
chatting
rode a draught while just exploring the map and talking to them
This was fun. They are a really good person, better than I can ever be. I think I like them more than I should a stranger in an online vidya.

They will leave soon. I know it. They always do.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@whereismyname
Can't wait till you get permabanned.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Bidwell
Just a little server called Famfrit.

Inmate
Inmate

@AwesomeTucker
who are all these people even

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Need_TLC
I hope it's not the same person I did this with once

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@whereismyname
Can't wait till you get permabanned.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Emberfire
Who will you spend all day harassing then user?

Evilember
Evilember

sea wolf or hellsguard fem!roe

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Carnalpleasure
thanks i take pride in writing quality content for my followers in the mmogc

TechHater
TechHater

@Soft_member
How much gil do I have to pay for a fat cat doodle commission?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@whereismyname
Can't wait till you get permabanned.

takes2long
takes2long

@whereismyname
Can't wait till you get permabanned.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@whereismyname
Can't wait till you get permabanned.

Firespawn
Firespawn

cute miqote kittenboys

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@whereismyname
Can't wait till you get permabanned.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@whereismyname
Can't wait till you get permabanned.

farquit
farquit

@whereismyname
Can't wait till you get permabanned.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Evilember
Hellsguard, the nose is cute!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@whereismyname
Can't wait till you get permabanned.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@whereismyname
Can't wait till you get permabanned.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Booteefool
aw too bad. you seem like a genuine and nice person

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@StonedTime
@whereismyname

Negotiating a corporate partnership.

@Need_TLC

What makes you think they'll leave? Why not just befriend them/add them?

@TechHater

It seriously looks like crap, user. The eyes are all wrong and it's not fat enough. I was gonna do a riff on longcat but somehow I wound up just making whatever the fuck this is.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Hello. This is your tank for the day. She makes some mistakes but tries her hardest! Please give her some encouragement.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Evilember
I like hellguards, but either are cute.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Chemo found a VPN again

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@whereismyname
Can't wait till you get permabanned.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Soft_member
"Heh, keep up with my dps, toots." *uses infusion*

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Harmless_Venom
A corporate partnership with smugcat
Now this is a good investment

Illusionz
Illusionz

@SomethingNew
one guy

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Soft_member
You can do it! Don't forget about your defensive cooldowns and try not to move the mobs unnecessarily!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@whereismyname
Can't wait till you get permabanned.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Harmless_Venom
The longness of longcat and the fatness of fat cat would cancel each other out... I think the eyes are cute

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Soft_member
No axe
Into the trash it goes

hairygrape
hairygrape

Is it true infusions are only 1-2% dps increase?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Harmless_Venom
that looks like a feminine fat cat
Negotiating a corporate partnership.
Go for it sir

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Illusionz
yeah. you.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Stark_Naked
It's alright, user. At the very least I can say I made someone happy, even if only for a few moments.

askme
askme

@whereismyname
Can't wait till you get permabanned.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Selling bf to cute catboys who hate sandcat.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@RavySnake
why do you do this to us

you could just leave

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Firespawn
Sandcat gets all the fun (You)s
It's not fair bros...

happy_sad
happy_sad

@RavySnake
why do you do this to us

you could just leave

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Firespawn
you can filter him you autistic dipshit

askme
askme

tfw no qt cat to hug and kiss and call George

RumChicken
RumChicken

@askme
why would you want to call them George?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Illusionz
so you all disappeared together for like 2-3 days?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

XI

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

another lonely night on my boring ass server

How do you deal with it?

TreeEater
TreeEater

im so alone

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Need_TLC
Photoshopping the stupidest fucking things ever.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@TreeEater
me too i want a bf

w8t4u
w8t4u

BRD or SCH

Switching off caster (RDM)

help

massdebater
massdebater

@Need_TLC
Don't play a male ra? Everyones gonna assume you're a thirsty methhead.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@RavySnake
@Raving_Cute

Thanks. Felt like the eyes were too emotive; I kinda liked the beady-eyed look Fat Cat normally has. I'll redraw it later.

@Flameblow

It is. Especially with the help of an intern.

@Need_TLC

Join an FC?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Soft_member
haha good luck! Tanking is really scary. Just dont panic okay?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@kizzmybutt
leveling in XI
get to airship quest
just blasting through it solo with trusts

it's not the same

5mileys
5mileys

@CouchChiller
u look fuckin stupid

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@RavySnake
How long till you realize no one likes you? No one wants to lewd you, cum inflate you, pamper you, suck your futa dick and anything else. Please, for the sake of the general, just leave.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Booteefool
its not, but it would be dead if it wasn't for the changes, game is too top heavy.

you'll have to keep the golden days in your memories

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Need_TLC
Make an alt on a different server

@CouchChiller
You're the best

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

depressed
feel like doing an assload of codeine even though its weak as shit and will just drive me to heroine
help

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@lostmypassword
tfw coming down off a codeine high now and have to wait 2 days for another

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Need_TLC
who is this cutie

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@VisualMaster
sandcat seems pretty nice from when I've talked to them so I like them, the people (particularly the chemo) bitching instead of just filtering their trip is far worse than all of sandc@'s posts combined imo.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@hairygrape
is it true popping any given CD is only a 1-3% increase?

Inmate
Inmate

@ZeroReborn
Put on some clothes!!!!

likme
likme

Just want to remind everyone to use (Protect) when facing admirable foes! Or in some cases, allies!

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Gigastrength
how big is your futa dick

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@likme
Why would you need protect against your friends user?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Gigastrength
Back off Joseph.

@Gigastrength
Fuck off Jeffrey.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Are there any shoes that actually have a chocobo pattern like this? Or any other chocobo themed stuff besides the mask, suit, and rapier?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Need_TLC
having to CWE like 10 pills is suffering, you burn through this shit too fast cause its so garbage

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Sharpcharm
My name isn't Jeffrey, nor does it start with a J..

TechHater
TechHater

@StrangeWizard
So you don't spread diseases, of course!

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@TechHater
I feel like a medical mask would only really be needed if someone was sick!

Emberburn
Emberburn

@RumChicken
i just eat the ibuprofen

King_Martha
King_Martha

@TechHater
I'll spread you.

girlDog
girlDog

@King_Martha
For you.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Inmate
Never!

@TechHater
I love to tank without protection. Adds that small risk element.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Carnalpleasure
user that's not what I mean :(

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@TechHater
diseased moonie slut

oh no it's getting worse

girlDog
girlDog

@Inmate
Give them yours.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Emberburn
mom gets assloads of pain meds she never takes because she is stubborn about not using meds
take the meds for her because I'm a degenerate
tfw I have become the guy that raids the medicine cabinet

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@RavySnake
That's lewd..

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Snarelure
Then you leave me no choice..
@girlDog
Lewd

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

HELP ME DECIDE
MALE ROE OR AU RA?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@ZeroReborn
With such a sexually active community, I feel it's only right to remind people about safe adventuring habits!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Sharpcharm
Your name accuracy is 50%, might need to do a bit more studying.

@TurtleCat
Character doesn't have one, though I am a Male (Male ) IRL

@Playboyize
@Emberburn
@RumChicken
Medication abuse is a slippery slope anons, I recommend abandoning that path

farquit
farquit

@Carnalpleasure
No, I don't think so. I been playing with them on and off for about a week.
@Harmless_Venom
I think I'll ask them tomorrow. We might go explorering some more zones. Seems like the right time add them.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

See. No sandcat, no shit plaguing the thread.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Dreamworx
I bet that cat's hair smells awful since Eorzea's adventurers tend to not bathe.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Playboyize
Post medicine cabinet parses

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@TalkBomber
Both are good. I like Au Ra. Just don't make it edgy.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Poker_Star
Green percentile Ippiki on the left

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Dreamworx
Ewwwwwww. Sandcat needs a change...

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Poker_Star
you fucking kept "spins mobs" and "keeps mobs pointed towards the party" in there like a DORKUS

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Emberburn
Is... that a staff? Or maybe a polearm..?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@iluvmen
@Dreamworx
@AwesomeTucker

Thank you! Ill do my best!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Poker_Star
shhhhhh

Evilember
Evilember

@Gigastrength
he even told his static not to upload his parses lmao.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Whatcha up to?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Poker_Star
Well all that is true besides "plays females" for me

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Evilember
Of course he does. Every post FFlogs raid tier he refuses to let his groups upload parses until he's comfortably in a purple percentile.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

do it for her

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Need_TLC
alcohol helps (^:
tfw you realize you're not really friends with most of your FL and don't actually talk to them

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

dude just tie two ships together it'll be fine lmao

fight was piss easy but god damn this is the best stage out of the primals I've seen so far.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@kizzmybutt
tfw you don't have anyone on your friends list

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@TalkBomber
her
what

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Gigastrength
HAHAHA

WAIT

HAHAHAHA

IS THIS

HAHAHAHA

THE LEGENDARY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THE LEGENDARY IPPIKI ATROS

HAHAHA

IPPIKI ATROS WITH -----GREEN------ PERCENTILES?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

tfw i'm in a progression static where half the members suck hard and take four times longer to learn anything than the other half
tfw afraid to switch statics incase I find myself in an even worse situation
tfw don't want to leave behind the non-shitters

what should I do? we're struggling on content that pug groups have been clearing since the 2nd/3rd weeks

Spamalot
Spamalot

Want to level Samurai.
But dont want to actually go though the process of leveling.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@BinaryMan
It's great, though some will get better.
If you think tying two ships together in the sea is great...

idontknow
idontknow

@TalkBomber
can't fucking wait then. I'm enjoying this game a lot more than I thought I would when I started out.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TalkBomber
Can't wait till you get permabanned.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

/vg/thread/185879138#p185910812

Methnerd
Methnerd

@cum2soon
adorable cat!

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Spazyfool
Depends what your goals and situation are family

Do you just want to raid and clear content? Are you unable to pug the remainder with much success?
There is nothing wrong with leaving for your own goals. Your static sounds like one that's in the bottom 50%, you are more likely than not to find a better replacement on average.

Is this a group you want to see through and succeed with?
Help them, talk to the slackers one on one and offer to help them improve. Help them research their class, watch their rotations and see if there is anything they are doing very wrong.

Are you in a position of power in the static (ie leader)?
Have the hard talk with the lower members and tell them its not working out and that they will no longer have a spot in the raid team and wish them the best of luck. If you want to meet them halfway, give them a one week "show me you are willing to improve" ultimatum, but this usually doesn't work out because people willing to improve would have already. If you can talk to the other non-shitters you can see if they'd be interested in keeping that core together for a new group

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@idontknow
Don't look it up, don't google it, don't ask about it, but Bismarck will make your dick hard.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Deadlyinx
Trying to decide what I want to level...

Methnerd
Methnerd

@TalkBomber
Something looks off here. Are you using some kind of mod?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Spamalot
The forever cycle of XIV
Level cap favorite class
Get urge to play another class
Grind for hours and level cap if it
Get bored and move on to another class to level @TalkBomber

The milk is going straight to your bosom

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Deadlyinx
just sitting in my apartment, i want to play the game but at the same time i don't feel like actually doing anything since leveling is so boring solo

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Ignoramus
change that shoe color !
@TalkBomber
I just want him to return and hold me xivg, he's the otp with fem WoL
@Spazyfool
f-find a new static probably unless you're emotionally tied, or enjoy the puglife and just play the game too, schedules blow

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@idontknow
This @Evil_kitten
Try to avoid what you can and ENJOY

@Methnerd
CE on bust size

@CouchChiller
A cat and their milk etcetcetc

DeathDog
DeathDog

@DeathDog
Well they raid for periods of 90 minutes 4 times a week and often claim they 'burn out' after just an hour of raiding. They cite parses to support this.

Help them, talk to the slackers
I have done this and it's a big part of my frustration. I've literally explained how they are fucking up on O3S in the nicest way I can muster and they just pull the same mistakes anyway. They're inconsistent as fuck and you could be having a perfectly good attempt only for them to do something staggeringly stupid like fucking up the mind jack and walking into briars.

And nah, I'm in no position to call the shots on members. I tried to go to the raid leader and she said that it was 'people before progression'. She also said that they were 'decidedly casual'.

I want to progress and I'd like to do it with them but fuck me they're leaving me little choice.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Spamalot
tfw get autistic about leveling, spend hours upon hours leveling a class and then just fucking drop it hard

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@ZeroReborn
Can't wait till you get permabanned.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@DeathDog
just stop bitching and leave.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@ZeroReborn
I'd like to drink your milk~

likme
likme

@StrangeWizard
I had a guy like this in my old FC. He'd just spend his entire time begging people to come help him do dungeons and he'd fuck off whenever we needed him. He had literally every class to 40 and no one really liked him. You could tell he had aspergers.

It took me gathering up the entire FC to convince my FC leader to boot the autist. What is with women and being hesitant to remove shitters?

FastChef
FastChef

Isn't there supposed to be 200 floors

MPmaster
MPmaster

@FastChef
101-200 are premade only

massdebater
massdebater

@FastChef
You need a premade party to do floors 101-200 I believe user.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@FastChef
he doesn't know

You have to enter the other floors with a premade who also cleared upto floor 100.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@FastChef
You have to have a premade 4 man group and start at level 51. Any wipes and you go back to 51 to start over.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@likme
I just find a class fun and then like to put a bunch of time into it I wish I could say the same for crafting.

my new obsession is monk, I find it very fun and hope I don't drop it.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Honestly, after switching his jaw to jaw 4, he looks a lot better in-game than I thought he would, maybe I'll switch my lizard girl into a generic hyur boy

@FastChef
You can only access 101+ if you have a set party that hasn't died on the previous 50 floors, from what I recall, but its something conditional like that

iluvmen
iluvmen

@MPmaster
@TalkBomber
@Carnalpleasure
rippiki back to 51 I guess

askme
askme

I wish I could go back and re-watch the 1.0 cutscenes. I regret not finishing the 1.0 MSQ, but I just didn't have the time to play it very much...

idontknow
idontknow

@MPmaster
@massdebater
@Carnalpleasure
@TalkBomber
@SomethingNew
So how do you start floor 101 again

Techpill
Techpill

What's the hardest you've ever dropped a job /xivg/?

Ninja

Don't know why but I got it to 52 and just couldn't stand it another minute.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Techpill
cute ears

Lunatick
Lunatick

@TreeEater
Can always buy some off the marketboard

@SomethingNew
Do what you like sir!
I like your mid cause he reminds me of davoid bowie

TreeEater
TreeEater

@DeathDog
At the end of the day, you can't force someone to improve that doesn't want to. Its a two way street, and someone that is 'decidedly casual' probably isn't going to put in the time or effort.

You are probably better off looking for a same-mindset team if you want to progress, I've been in groups like the one you're in now and they have a cap. Its frustrating to deal with so its better just not to.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@idontknow
You start at 51 again and progress from there.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@King_Martha
I'm always thinking about MNK...sry. Dnt be angry

@Soft_member
Wat did u borrow?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Lunatick
davoid

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Techpill
Sch when I saw ______4.0______

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@SniperGod
Get a tripcode.

massdebater
massdebater

@idontknow
Not for sure since I haven't bothered to do it since i don't know that many people in game to do a premade party with lel. I've only completed to 100.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@New_Cliche
Thanks

RavySnake
RavySnake

@TurtleCat
Devoid of Heart

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Dreamworx
yes dear....

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Lunatick
Can't wait till you get permabanned.

massdebater
massdebater

@Lord_Tryzalot
Sry...

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Lord_Tryzalot
dnt bully lily

Evilember
Evilember

@Lunatick
The kind I want isn't sold on the marketboard.. It's produced exclusively by your cat!

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Lunatick
Can't wait until you go catboy.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@massdebater
You're not. Stop fucking posting your retard spam shit. Get a tripcode if you're going to spam every fucking thread.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@massdebater
If you don't know, why the hell are you chiming in? At least do a quick google search so you can pretend to be knowledgeable.

girlDog
girlDog

where do you get the new crafter materia from?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@idontknow
You have to start at 51 again and go from there. There is no dying after floor 100 if you want to reach 200. Its an extremely difficult feat to achieve.

5mileys
5mileys

@Sir_Gallonhead
habitual ban evader using a tripcode
are you being retarded on purpose?

Methshot
Methshot

@Spamalot
the cunt who asked the question in the first place could've just googled it

just fuck heads trying to pretend this general isn't dead

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Spamalot
Because it's rude not to answer user,even if you don't know the answer :/

And why would I look up info for content that I will never do? That just seems silly. Might as well tell the person asking to look it up himself then, and not for sure how helpful that is.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Burnblaze
Thx user!

@Sir_Gallonhead
Is inconvenient 4 posts on other board sry...

Techpill
Techpill

@Methnerd
two people with real answers
literally no need for that kind of reply

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Methshot
@Spamalot
how dare you ask questions and try to make game discussion in this general we should only post our characters and shitpost!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Methshot
Like, I get that sometimes when people ask easily-googleable questions, they're just looking for something to talk about and maybe even extrapolate on it like ask for tips on how to best survive the shitshow that is potd higher floors, but answering questions with "lol i dunno but here's a blurb about my life" seems borderline insane.

@Methnerd
You seem to be under the impression that this is a chatroom. If you don't know something, keep your trap shut or do your own independent research before opening your screaming gob.

whereismyname
whereismyname

why is Claire so boner inducing?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Emberburn
you're cute

farquit
farquit

@Spamalot
@Methnerd
I like to give an incredibly wrong answer, in case I don't know, just to tempt someone who does know the answer to reply.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Methnerd
Am I being trolled

Methshot
Methshot

@whereismyname
who's claire?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@girlDog
Transmute 5 Grade VI materias (use the cheaper elementals). For transmuting materia, always use a set of 5 different ones, because the result can never be one of the materia you transmuted, so the chances of getting a worthwhile crafter or gatherer materia is much higher

Evilember
Evilember

@Booteefool
No ur the cute!

whereismyname
whereismyname

@SniperGod

Your MNK info. Thanks.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@VisualMaster
Sorry, but I have every right to post here as much as you and everyone else does. I will answer when I feel I need to answer. If you can't handle me or hate me that much, I got a trip so you can use something called a filter. You might want to use it.

@farquit
Uhm ok?

@haveahappyday
No I don't troll. I don't even know how to troll desu, I'm too nice for my own good sometimes.

Anyway, can we talk about something game related please or we going to continue to shitpost?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@TurtleCat
is that seriously the only way? what about those cluster equivalent?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@whereismyname
Oh. Np. Is not mine. Go punch em.

iluvmen
iluvmen

2 SCHs
both use eos
both use chain strategem on opener

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Nojokur
being this much of a primadonna

Unbunch your panties and go read about the game if you actually want to be helpful, shithead. Otherwise, you're just more noise blaring into the void.

askme
askme

@Illusionz
The cracked crystals for DoL and DoH ONLY come from wondrous tales I believe

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Nojokur
you seem like a legit psychopath

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Lunatick
big ol tibbies

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@girlDog
Tee hee I don't know the answer, but I am going to respond anyway. x_x Hope you find your answer user. I have been doing Doma Castle runs for gear, lel. My pure warrior of light getting her gear I don't even need crafter materia lol. :P

FastChef
FastChef

so is there a cool afk spot now that the afk kick was removed?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Evilember
Gotta find me though

@TurtleCat
Catboy?

@Sharpcharm
Man, I never got a chance to do 101+ with friends. PotD kinda got zzz to do and interest quickly faded

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Ignoramus
But I can't make a character on gilgamesh to come find you..

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@FastChef
I wouldn't know since I have been doing Doma Castle runs for gear lol. :P

>>185956004
It's the real me. x_x

StonedTime
StonedTime

@BinaryMan
shitposting this hard

god this general sucks

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Illusionz
Spiritbonding the level 70 crafting gear is a thing you can do if you feel like gambling

On the subject of palace, can a second pair of eyes give the rankings a look and tell me if solo 200 has been cleared yet?
Furthest I'm seeing is a RDM at 194,wanted to see if it was possible myself
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/ranking/deepdungeon/?solo_party=solo

RavySnake
RavySnake

>>185956050
/pet

Cutest cat

WebTool
WebTool

Gathering in HW sure got a lot more tedious.

mfw i keep hearing SB is even worse

eGremlin
eGremlin

>>185956004
@Nojokur
You're fueling the dumpster fire discussion!

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@BlogWobbles
@BinaryMan
lol, you are a riot :P

@StonedTime
ikr?

Anyway, so I was watching some vids for Omega Normal and Savage. What is the ideal ilvl to be when starting these?

Inmate
Inmate

@BinaryMan
fuck off thanks

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

>>185956050

Practice. Or run PoTD enough that maintaining the smug is the best way to hide the pain of running the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over and over again

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Boy_vs_Girl
Normal
300

savage
315+ maybe?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@WebTool
Entering stormblood from heavensward was a lot less terrible than heavensward from ARR, but maybe that's just because collectables were already more familiar by then
I almost DEFINITELY feel that the vendor gear is more forgiving than the difference between entering HW with HQ forager's versus vendor gear

whereismyname
whereismyname

>>185956050
I think my cat has a cute face, maybe not sexy. May have to ask the bff if he likes it.

@Inmate
That's rude user. I'll stay. :P

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@askme
alright thanks

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Flameblow
what serv you on?

@WebTool
SB is actually easier if you're doing fishing

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Almost as good as {Tension}

Inmate
Inmate

@RavySnake
Ok yeah thx. I was looking for info on this but couldn't find anything about recommended ilvls.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@StrangeWizard
Smug is best but jeez no one can compare to your cat

Also a question of crafting what do you guys do to stay sane? I wan't to craft but I feel like doing it for a while will kill me.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Skullbone
What are you up to sandcat? you bored enough to hang out on an alt again?

WebTool
WebTool

@StrangeWizard
I intersperse chocobo racing and shitposting into my crafting sessions.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@StrangeWizard
movies or music or find a crafting buddy. I take many breaks when I craft

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

tfw starting to get bored with the game because I'm forced to rely on seven shitters that inevitably fuck everything up in order to do anything
Is this the end for our hero?

farquit
farquit

@Inmate
Normal isn't a problem. You could be brain dead and the rest of your group could carry you but you need a 300 ilevel to enter.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@whereismyname
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/image/PI3s-IQ-fB7fgK1lIFLHpQ/

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

My reply was deleted. I'm not sure why though, but I guess I did something wrong...

I'm sorry friends :(

cum2soon
cum2soon

@farquit
False, the game says you need ilvl295 to enter which I didn't have when I first unlocked it. I'm at 296 now but I would rather be at a more ideal ilvl for it.

WebTool
WebTool

@StrangeWizard
I leveled weaver up to 30 back in 3.0, and I haven't touched crafting since. Gil aside, I'm happier pretending that tab of the character screen doesn't exist.

girlDog
girlDog

@StrangeWizard
When I'm doing macro crafting (like raid pots) I usually will play another game and have my macro include a /echo <se.#> line to get my attention when I need to hit the next one. If it's something I can't macro craft for whatever reason I usually try to not do too many at once and make sure I have some form of entertainment on my other monitor.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

i only shit myself because i like the embarrassment

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

How do you do canals to get the Ao Dai thingy

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@StrangeWizard
Smugcat playing eye spy

askme
askme

@cum2soon
295 is fine. I originally said 300 because I thought it was the minimum. Enjoy the easy gear.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Stark_Naked
You do them. Get maps, pray a portal opens, and then pray a piece drops, just like with the ponchos.

FastChef
FastChef

me poot
me transfer to tonberry
me funny

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@StrangeWizard
tfw you realize smugc@'s smugness is just a mask to hide the pain and suffering

Nojokur
Nojokur

Happy memc@ happyposting!
U should post about being happy too!!!

What makes u happy, user? Is it [email protected]?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@askme
Ah ok, thx! :3

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Stark_Naked
Someone might gift you one in exchange for vanilla stuff but doing canal definitely helps.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Boy_vs_Girl
Same cat from earlier?
Having a snack atm

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Nojokur
[email protected]
MCH buffs
high rolls

Simple guy with simple needs

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

When I see an ebin in-game

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@JunkTop
Yep It's fine if you don't want to!

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

185956980
I really like being humiliated about the size of my penis while my partner who lives halfway around the world electronically roleplays sexual acts with another.
What about you?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@BinaryMan
I meme at then and get ignored.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

momma needs to make a big brap

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@BinaryMan
So far i've just given a quick /hug or /pet and than ran off, I've only run into Lethe while doing cactpots though

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@BinaryMan
What is the guy with the camera doing to make them react that way?

@Dreamworx
Fuck off

RumChicken
RumChicken

can't make friends irl
can't make friends ingame

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@King_Martha
I can't guarantee u get the other 2, but I make sure u always get memc@!

@Sharpcharm
Wao das weird, user. Wat makes me happy is memsposting, selling gil, and playing pirated gams!

viagrandad
viagrandad

@TurtleCat
flash, you dunce

SniperWish
SniperWish

@GoogleCat
i'll be around

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TurtleCat
taking flash photos of people trying to eat their lunch you mongoloid, now you fuck off before i let rip a big stinky in my wet diap

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@RumChicken
Server?

Do you like male Au Ra with shit taste?

takes2long
takes2long

@RavySnake
How do you get maps I'm broke buying grade Vs

Playboyize
Playboyize

amber stop

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@takes2long
Get a gatherer to 70 then go to the appropriate node to get the one you want.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@RumChicken
Wind Up Qiqirn is a level 50 weaver recipe.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@takes2long
You can get them from gathering, but they're on a cooldown of 1 every 13 hours or so I believe. Sometimes they're a reward for Wondrous Tails, so keep your eyes peeled for that.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@SniperWish
sadly

JunkTop
JunkTop

anyone wanna do anything

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@RumChicken
As fellow socialy retarded user, i feel like making friends in this game is harder than in other mmos i played. With the party finder shared between servers, story being full of solo instances and whatnot, i can't help but think it actually discourages from grouping up.

farquit
farquit

@JunkTop
i want to go to sleep

Snarelure
Snarelure

@JunkTop
what did you have in mind user?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@JunkTop
I could use expert and leveling, you?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@JunkTop
I want to die

I hate these changes to MCH. Flamethrower part of the single target rotation. What the Fuck? Time to switch jobs.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@farquit
wanna go to sleep with me?
@Snarelure
run stuff, chill, whatever
@SniperGod
sounds good make a party finder

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Ignoramus
the only problem I have with it is not being able to send /tells in dungeons and whatnot

you literally can't talk to anyone while they play unless you share an LS or an FC with them

Methshot
Methshot

@RavySnake
ye 3333

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Ignoramus
tfw work schedule wouldn't allow for much playing until now
friends and FC have all completed story, dungeons, maps, all have flying, and they're working on EX
main got dicked over and unfun, so leveled another job
can't even stomach SB MSQ alone because it's so bad but would have been able to deal with it if friends were suffering alongside me
left behind again

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Nude_Bikergirl
4u

@kizzmybutt
What's the new rotation for it? I haven't been paying attention to MCH

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Emberburn
Lyse needs to die in a fucking fire. People like to shit on ARR but that's tolerable compared to how forced her development was. Y'da was a better character.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Ignoramus
Ultros

I don't care about race/gender just looking for some cool people to talk too :(

@Stupidasole
I can actually make that and I'm not sure why I haven't...

Supergrass
Supergrass

@RumChicken
I'm kind of worried about making friends now because I think I get too clingy and always want to do stuff with them so they start disappearing and ignoring messages.

viagrandad
viagrandad

why is SMN so fucking janky

nothing lines up properly

Flameblow
Flameblow

tfw no clingy neet best friend

SniperGod
SniperGod

@VisualMaster
Well I'm not very cool but I actually play on Ultros too. Want to meet up somewhere in game?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Ignoramus
I wouldn't say the game discourages grouping up. I think the bigger flaw lies in the variance of group/player skill and gear.

Once people have found a small handful of players they are satisfied with skill-wise, they no longer have a need (or even want) to go out and try and meet anyone else. People would rather remain stagnant with an average+ group than risk grouping with someone else that is below average (even if they might be really good or friendly).

As a new player that does get that rare chance to group with someone, you have to so unbelievably personable and/or talented as a player to make enough of an impression to consider getting a second meeting or friend request with another player/party. It kind of sucks for people who came in after the fact and are trying to make friends in the face of so many pre-made cliques.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Flameblow
hello

girlDog
girlDog

Post the initials of the cutest character!

F.T.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I want to breed a brown c@ they're the best!

SniperWish
SniperWish

@viagrandad
It's in the same spot that bard was in for most of Heavensward, which is either that the class devs don't give a shit or that none of them have a clear vision for what the job should be. That hopefully means it'll get an equally good overhaul down the road, but it's fucked for now.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Anyone wanna RP as my psychologist?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@TalkBomber
@Booteefool
I'm probably gonna clear Neo Exdeath before I get my getherers to 70

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@girlDog
ME

...oh, you said initials

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@SniperGod
Currently in the reach, although I usually hang out at the lavander bed apartments, ward 12

I.C.

WebTool
WebTool

@girlDog
V.S.

TechHater
TechHater

@girlDog

M. E.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Emberburn
The beginning drags, but i started enjoying myself once i got to Far East. Maybe it's because i'm huge weeb, but i really liked that part, all the way from Kugane to Azim Steppe. The second part of Ala Mhigo was ok too.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Vault
No aoe, die to regular multipull after first boss as PLD
Had rampart and bulwark up
You have entered a sanctuary

How was your last roulette experience?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@SniperWish
well said, that's what it feels like

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@TalkBomber
I'll meet you outside the apartments

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I'm going to rape Elk

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@CodeBuns
hi
server?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@girlDog
A.C.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Emberburn
I can come heal you if you want, baby.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Decide to do trial roulette because I'm at 440/450 for the week
Healers die to every single mechanic on Shinryu
Only other person with a res dies even more frequently

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@girlDog
K.I.!

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Burnblaze
Cute pic!

@Emberburn
Oh wow that sucks
thankfully last one I did was pretty standard

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@kizzmybutt
The last thing I remember before dropping everything like a sack of potatoes was getting to the Ruby Sea and immediately hating absolutely everything about it. I have too many flashbacks of Orr from GW2 to deal with any more islands of moist death with crabs and volcano bitches popping up like murderous aquatic daisies.

5mileys
5mileys

@Emberburn
healer does 0 DPS
switch to deliverance
defiance plz
defiance plz
defiance plz
parsing above the DPS. Decide not to take off deliverance
no defiance no cure
die
You have entered a sanctuary

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@TechHater
F'telor still plays?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Need_TLC
you first...

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@RavySnake
8v8 feast loser you're in and out in 2 minutes

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@5mileys
you know you can report them for that

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@PackManBrainlure
try to do a fate with toads in it
war flashbacks to trying to cross orr

Illusionz
Illusionz

anyone got that pic of Yshtola getting fucked by tanks

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Snarelure
sarg

Techpill
Techpill

HOW DO I STOP BEING SHIT AT BARD

also what's the stat priority these days? what's the song priority as well?

It's been so long and i feel like a retard

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Gigastrength
was for @girlDog

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Techpill
Press button

Crit > everything

w8t4u
w8t4u

want to get dyable artifact gear from HW
need mhachi thing
wait time over 30m for all 3 roles
wat even do?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Gigastrength
I used to see her in Kugane AFK. Haven't in a while...

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Gigastrength
I saw her just the other day.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@w8t4u
Do hunts, you can buy the shit from the centurio guy last I checked.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@w8t4u
Wait for the 24-man roulette in 4.1

likme
likme

@5mileys
[tank stance] plz
This shit makes me want to scream

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I made a thing

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Fuzzy_Logic
it's fucking terrible

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Fuzzy_Logic
Literally not worth to take my time to report them. I just wanted it over with.

@likme
I don't mind it if they're doing a shitload of DPS.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Fuzzy_Logic
That's kinda cute.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

One day I will comprehend how MCH works. Then once MCH gets buffed I will be the gun kata master.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Techpill
bard has always wanted crit over anything and your song rotation minuet > Mages > and cut off army's at 10 to go back in Minuet. Use pitch perfect at 3 stacks unless in your opener and your crit is over 50%. use foes when you can and always use refulgent arrow when you can unless you have to refresh your dots. Keep barrage and rs on cool down unless they're both within each other of under 10 seconds. I can say a lot more but it's best you look up the guide that was posted by aiuri and miyuri

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

How do you anons find an RP partner that's on the speedier side?
Hate waiting upwards of 5 minutes between responses and kind of just like fast 'in-the-moment' shit so we can get it on with and be done in a timely manner

I seen some people put para in their search info but never seen whatever the opposite is

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Fuzzy_Logic
cringe

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Fuzzy_Logic
thats really bad

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Dreamworx
Say you want one/two liner rps

takes2long
takes2long

@Dreamworx
Watch porn instead if you're ERPing. If it's regular RP, find someone who's in an RP FC since there's always going to be that group of people who've been at it a while who can piano out a few paragraphs quickly.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Fuzzy_Logic
I think it's good, but how slow you change your stuff is what wrong. Maybe work on the timing and camera to avoid us from seeing the changes.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Techpill
we don't know the exact weights but crit>>>dh>det>sks is most likely what it'll be. Minuet is the best single target, Ballad is the best AoE, Army's you just use cause the other two are on CD and you cut it short 10seconds..
Dots up> Refulgent Proc> Straight Shot buff> Pitch Perfect> Empyreal Arrow*> Bloodletter*> Sidewinder> Heavy Shot. Pitch perfect should be used at 3 stacks unless the song is about to drop or you have truely disgusting crit rate (you need like 60% to make it worth using at 2stacks). Switch Empyreal and Bloodletter if you're in mage's, Sidewinder off CD (you can delay it shortly to line up with tricks), Barrage + Raging both should be used off CD, hold Refulgent up to 8 seconds to use with the Barrage, if you don't get a refulgent proc just use the barrage on empyreal during the raging window at the end kinda deal.

girlDog
girlDog

@Fuzzy_Logic
I don't really want one/two lines either though necessarily. I just want people that can type faster than my grandmother. I can type up a full thought out paragraph even in under a minute. One guy I legit got up and took a shit after I sent my response and I still had to wait a few minutes when I returned.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Are you saying I'm not worth it?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Gigastrength
Yes.

iluvmen
iluvmen

*turns the lights off*

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Is there anything I should know about fishing as I'm leveling it up?

TechHater
TechHater

@iluvmen
XD

girlDog
girlDog

@iluvmen
LOL ALMOST AS GOOD AS EPPERSON LOL

takes2long
takes2long

How do you ask someone if they want to erp without coming off as a total creep? I know they do some erp

askme
askme

lf qt elezen gf

hairygrape
hairygrape

@TechHater
XD

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

shit crap diaper

Techpill
Techpill

@takes2long
Just ask them about ingame models and move in from there

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@girlDog
Just almost...?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@ZeroReborn
tfw pooping in your diap and spreading it around

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@takes2long
ask them you bitch and judging by the fact you can't even ask them means you're just a sub, to afraid and not worth their time.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

What are some good healer glamours for Elezen? I am having a really hard time trying to make something good. A few credentials:
- SCH only
- Dark skinned
- Max height

If any of you have any good ideas, please share.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Post Au Ra men

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BinaryMan
mmmmm mommies poos poos are the bestest treat in the widest world

whereismyname
whereismyname

@girlDog
wants to RP
only has a wpm of about 60-70 on a good day
everyone I've RPed with has about 100+

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@BlogWobbles
I made this alt the other day

Bidwell
Bidwell

@whereismyname
Do email rp or forum RP or some shit

idontknow
idontknow

@Harmless_Venom
AF1 is always nice. ;3

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@RavySnake
music comes on
really makes you feel like you're having a final showdown
goosebumps everytime
subsides with the fact that people somehow manage to fuck up spamming the action button and then waltz into AOEs for the next 5-10 minutes of the fight

one time I literally got two LB3s off as a healer and they still almost managed to wipe. seeing everyone say 'gg :DDD' and act like they did a good job fucking irked me. and then i found out that not one person commended me.

i hate royal menagerie. everyone who does it is a complete smacktard. i only wish it contained smacktards. but they're too busy crying on the subreddit to get it nerfed.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Techpill
tfw get hit on like this
only realize a whole day later
Don't try the whole subtle thing. I'm one of those people who do lewd things on the low and the best way to get me to do lewd things with you is to ask personally. I won't take your hints and i won't take you seriously if you try to play it off in group chat or have someone else inadvertently suggest or imply something. Don't wait for me to initiate either because that's not going to happen.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Techpill
SECONDARY STATS ARE A MEME.

literally just flavour. pick whatever the fuck you feel comfortable with and focus on ilvl upgrades. I know a lot of DPS taking DH though to answer your question.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

but you still hit my phone last night it was a 4:52 and I got the texts to prove

I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church

Methshot
Methshot

darkest knight

Emberburn
Emberburn

@BlogWobbles
ok

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Poker_Star
I like that chest piece. Good colors.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Emberburn
waiting for my friend to ship me this doujin
My dick is diamonds and I need release.

TechHater
TechHater

@Harmless_Venom
The scholar's culottes with the Chivalric doublet of healing dyed sunset orange with best man's gaiters dyed slate grey is really nice. I also like the Valerian Priest's top as well. I used it on my elezen for a long time during HW and only switch to miqo'te a while ago.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Bidwell
wat, I think my issue is is that I don't know what to say without sounding repetitive. Some RPers I've tried to seem like they've memorized the entire English dictionary and then have about 10+ years of practicing behind them.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@askme

Now I'm tempted to make a brown elf.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@eGremlin
The only way you'll get better at anything is if you practice, note your mistakes, and strive to do better.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@askme
dark elves are made for lewd

Skullbone
Skullbone

@hairygrape
Careful there

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Techpill
@SomethingNew
What kind of hints do people actually use?
What is meant by in game models?
I'm wondering how many opportunities I missed out on

5mileys
5mileys

@WebTool
what about succ c@?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@hairygrape

Embrace the brown

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Anything fun to do in game on Aether?
I'm bored and want a reson to not quit this game until 4.1.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Ignoramus
It's just, a lot of things don't need to be described in 2+ paragraphs worth of dialogue. It feels like the best way to strive for that 2+ paragraph worth of RPing is to whip out the thesaurus

SniperWish
SniperWish

you will never have a clingy nymphomaniac elezen EB who stops you from making even a little bit of progress in this game because she drags you away to your shared Private Chambers every time you log in

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Stupidasole
What server do you two play on?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Nude_Bikergirl
honestly not all subs are bitches when it comes to asking for what they want. it's just a preference. now being spineless on the other hand. that's not a preference.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@SniperWish
That sounds like it'd be quite a predicament!

@hairygrape
/panic

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@5mileys
Those are good

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@SniperWish
Am I the only one here who thinks Elezen females look ugly as sin?

I fail to see how people can like them in all honesty

whereismyname
whereismyname

@SniperWish
clingy nymphomaniac

you don't want this. unless you don't like playing the game or something. i have someone who faps to me over mic daily and i sometimes wish they wanted to do other things too.

MPmaster
MPmaster

stonerknight has arrived

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@SniperWish
That's quite lewd

Also Elezen hour has begun

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Stark_Naked
Mateus

FastChef
FastChef

@Boy_vs_Girl
There's a difference between filler writing that's just a lot of useless words and getting the message across in concise words that fit the mood. Look up technical writing to get examples of precise writing and practice independently with short stories or writing prompts. It's okay to go back and edit your work so that it's more concise in these instances so you'll understand the concept more. Roleplayers who fill space with useless shit that is either OOC or uses OOC knowledge are trash and you'll be able to recognize it more as you progress.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@CodeBuns
theyre giraffes

some people like that

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@5mileys
honestly i just imagine all of these half face miqo'te girls sucking me off on the missing half of the picture.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Gigastrength
@Nojokur
hot damn thanks for the hot tips duders. much appreciated!

likme
likme

@CodeBuns
It's an acquired taste imo, I used to not like them but since coming to the general it has changed me completely.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@CodeBuns
It's all preference right?
I'm sure you're not alone about elezen especially with their skeletal type and animations
Hell, I know there are folk who really hate cats, au ra, mid/highlanders too

@Carnalpleasure
Dis a best cat

@Evil_kitten
@SniperWish
@Illusionz
Praise be the elezen

happy_sad
happy_sad

@CodeBuns

The default Elezen setup sells them poorly, but they can be very cute

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Skullbone
I wanna come hang out with you guys

RavySnake
RavySnake

@PurpleCharger
*worrying intensifies*

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@FastChef
technically writing
Thank you, I will. It really is a disappointing feeling to not be able to keep up with someone who seems like a lot of fun to RP with when your first biggest draw back is not knowing what to say. Typing in word and copying over also helps to avoid spelling errors

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@RavySnake
don't act like you don't enjoy it, breeding bitch.

iluvmen
iluvmen

nigger cats
nigger elfs
Next we'll get paks posting his nigger middie just fucking kill me.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@happy_sad
mmm you look like a big stinky poopy :3 just like the ones my elezen mommy pushes out for me~

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@SniperGod
leave them alone

RumChicken
RumChicken

@hairygrape
That is something you should do.
@Illusionz
That is something you should keep doing.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@kizzmybutt
delet

Playboyize
Playboyize

@iluvmen
reeee

Techpill
Techpill

@RumChicken
But can elves love cats?

@SniperGod
no gilg alt?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Stupidasole
tfw fem elezens look like men

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@CodeBuns
They have appeal but it's not for everyone, if they did a few minor changes like the length of their neck and width of their shoulders and gave them new running/walking animations they might appeal to more people.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Harmless_Venom
i don't

unless you're a c@ boy

on zalera

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Can someone post SCH UIs?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@CodeBuns
ugly

TechHater
TechHater

@Firespawn
wow rude...

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@hairygrape
Phoenix ;;

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

SE says bare feet are impossible
player made patch makes bare feet possible
So when are we getting the mod that gives everyone a fat ass

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Playboyize

Fiddled with the timing a bit and cleaned up some of the visual clutter, I think this one turned out much better.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@BlogWobbles
Fashionably late lizard.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@cum2soon
That's a bit better yeah.

Evilember
Evilember

When will Omega allow transfers again?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@TechHater
It's just the large ass necks and stocky shoulders. it makes them look masculine and I just don't find it attractive.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@cum2soon
The outfit is kinda boring desu, but it's a lot better!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@TechHater
bigger

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@BunnyJinx
cuteeee catboi

Methnerd
Methnerd

@TechHater
Something seems off about this pic but I can't seem to put my finger on it

happy_sad
happy_sad

So many cute elezen around to marry and yet I am already engaged

askme
askme

clear for friend then farm
Carry my friend and then we're leaving the group

please be nice/leave salt at the door!
We're going to fuck up mechanics and wipe

Anyone else have some PF description translations that would be helpful to know?

WebTool
WebTool

Hm. Not sure. Might just make a brown middie instead. I don't think I'm good at this.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@askme
have clear on an alt
I can't clear but I blame the groups I get

King_Martha
King_Martha

@askme
lootmaster in order of join
I'm giving myself the drop then ditching

5mileys
5mileys

@askme
why do people bitch about these pfs instead of just making their own

Methshot
Methshot

@askme
3 strikes then you're out
If you fuck up 3 times I'm kicking you but if I fuck up it doesn't count because I lagged.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@WebTool
I liked sansei muramasa

@happy_sad
All this stuff is contagious and is making me want to marry an elf

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Methshot
kek

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Nude_Bikergirl
The lack of polygons really starts to show if you go any bigger

likme
likme

@WebTool
No. This is good. Please keep going.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Dreamworx
@Emberfire

Thanks

I wanted to do a silly sailor mars transformation

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@askme
KNOW EVERYTHING 100% FAIL = KICK
I don't know the fight but I want overgeared veterans to the content to babysit me. I will be the first to make fuck ups and these fuck ups will be brushed under the rug. Now carry me you piece of shit.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Anyone got a MCH guide?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@King_Martha
I mean they're not wrong.

@Raving_Cute
Yeah.

Step 1) Pick BRD

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@BunnyJinx
damn you're actually really cute

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Illusionz
I want to, but they won't let me.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@5mileys
make my own
1/8 with a dps
fills to 4/8 with 4 dps
no tanks and healers join
people leave

RavySnake
RavySnake

@iluvmen
You forgot the most important step..

Step 2) Discard your MCH Soul Crystal
:^)

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

CAN YOU FUCKING "PROTAGONIST" TANK SHITTERS STOP TAKING 10 STACKS IN FEAST
FUCK

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Carrying lalafels on the shoulders /when/?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@TurtleCat
Stop doing your job!
k

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@SomethingNew
playing dps
now whose fault is that

SniperGod
SniperGod

If you've tossed away your AF gear is there any way you can get it back?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Spamalot
It is not your job to take 10 stacks and die.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@SniperGod
You can purchase any ARR and SB AF gear sets you have already obtained from a Calamity Salvager.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@iluvmen
Don't bully.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Fried_Sushi
When you become General of the Immortal Flames.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@SniperWish
Moving goalposts

Illusionz
Illusionz

@TurtleCat
Maybe if you shit DPS would pick up the medals before the dead guy respawns and picks his shit back up I would.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@TurtleCat
"PROTAGONIST"
what did he mean by this

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Stupidasole
take 10 stacks
get blown the FUCK out
It is not your job to take 10 stacks.

@Illusionz
I'm a ranged DPS, I'll just get btfo. Leave it to the melee and healer.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@TurtleCat
Healing some sperglord DPS in feast
He runs in like a retard 1v4 behind a wall so I have no LOS to heal him
Dies, loses us a sizeable portion of the medals because he kept picking them all up. We wind up losing the game over it.
Turns out he's in a PvP discord I'm in
Starts trash talking me calling me a 'garo' and shit even though it's entirely his fault he was dying

I honestly hate the PVP in this game. You feel completely helpless. If a shitter fucks up he'll die 5 more times and you won't be able to do a damn thing about it.

Techpill
Techpill

@TurtleCat
dps shifting responsibility

Unsurprising.

Emberfire
Emberfire

full plate armor highlander is justice

iluvmen
iluvmen

Tell me, do you like helping people as much as I do?

Nothing is more satisfying than helping a whole group of new people clear content.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@5mileys
I've taken to doing savage PUGs for creation tomes and the number of healers who behave this way in raid is staggering.

Part of the reason I don't use parsers myself is because I know I'll call the healers out on it in my frustration, but instead of them smartening up, they'll just report me for parsing.

5mileys
5mileys

@Crazy_Nice
I hate group pvp in general.
The only time where I like pvp is 1v1, because I can't blame anyone else but myself if I lose. Every time I play group pvp, I see people do ridiculous shit.
Give me muh Gladiator arena 1v1.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@iluvmen
Yeah, it's pretty neat to see people understand and learn.

Evilember
Evilember

@eGremlin
Part of the reason I don't use parsers myself is because I know I'll call the healers out on it in my frustration

you gotta control your autism. just don't say it. you KNOW you'll get banned for mentioning it. why even risk it?

tfw only time people mention me in regards to parses is to compliment my healing

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Emberfire
that looks better than the actual gloves and boots

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@iluvmen
Yes, I enjoy going into learning parties to help them learn and clear

Lunatick
Lunatick

@iluvmen
Susano
6 new comers
me and the other healer are the only ones familiar with the fight
we wipe once and he says 'not wasting my time' and bails the group
no one is joining so we press on and I give a brief layout of what people are to do during the fight
place markers down so tanks know what they're doing
we clear it in one go now that I've explained things
left the instance with 6 commends

felt good. if only I could've let the other healer know to eat shit.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@iluvmen
I've been in farm groups that outgear the fight tremendously fuck up every mechanic, near wipe, and healer LB3(usually around the chanchala'd strotam) and still manage a clear because their gear carries them.
Clear groups for lakshmi are unironically cleaner kills

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

5 am
can't sleep
fuck it, I'll run emanation ex til I crash
mount drops first run
roll a 91

Thank you shitty sleep schedule

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Lunatick
Getting the majority/all of commends in a pub is an amazing feeling

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@AwesomeTucker
Liora's busy.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Spazyfool
Gives you a what?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Evil_kitten
Join a garuda ex farm group just so i can get a clear and leave
Wind up getting the mount
Didn't even want it

horse mounts are low tier.

massdebater
massdebater

@Playboyize
the dogs are hideous imo. the only good looking ones are birds

Flameblow
Flameblow

@hairygrape
idk user what do you think

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

laptop too shit to play FFXIV
pretty sure ps4 would be a meh experience
can't afford a proper PC to play it
I just wanna play it.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@massdebater
I agree. Plus flying wolves look retarded and the horses can't fly.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Flameblow
I dunno that's why I asked

Nojokur
Nojokur

@cum2soon
A ham sandwich

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Nojokur
can confirm

Evilember
Evilember

@Booteefool
how the fuck do people mess up lakshmi?

i mean you can kind of understand people occasionally fucking up churning or something but for lakshmi you literally just vril anytime she does something in chanchalla that could possibly do you harm.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

does anyone on aether want to hang out or run something?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@CouchChiller
you will never be as cool as Raubahn

Evilember
Evilember

@Evilember
people forget to vril the stacking mark bleed and the raid aoe all the time

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

tfw not on american servers so i can never do anything with any of you guys

;_;

takes2long
takes2long

@CouchChiller
there's people on eurobong and nipnopland servers too user just not as many

massdebater
massdebater

@Crazy_Nice
wanna run aurum vale 10 times kill me

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@CouchChiller
I feel that way a lot just because I'm on the other NA data center.. There's the occasional post about primal stuff but a lot more aether ones!

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@massdebater
doing aurum vale over potd
user why would you do that to yourself?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@massdebater
Do PotD idiot.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@GoogleCat
PS4 runs the game just fine.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Spazyfool
@Sir_Gallonhead
The uneasy and unnerving feeling of never knowing if your tank knows the dungeon is pure bliss, and having already done potd so much has driven me insane into thinking that.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

[11:28]**: Are you looking for new people to play and hang out with? Casual, +18 FC **** is looking for new members, both new and old despite LVL
[11:28]**: If you want to get to know us, feel free to send /tell or visit at our house (mist 11-11) to see the craziness in action

would you join this guild

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@TreeEater
Darkhold is more fun to spam to 50 than Aurum Vale, anyway

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Carnalpleasure
That sounds like hell.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Carnalpleasure
I probably would
I just want friends to play and hang out with ; ;

Flameblow
Flameblow

tfw headshotting Ash with the Desert Eagle

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Carnalpleasure
only if they agree to be my personal harem

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Carnalpleasure
guild

TechHater
TechHater

@Sharpcharm
@Spazyfool
Playing healer on Aurum Vale
Tank is a Warrior
He has every class to 60 or 70
He's pulling one or two mobs at a time
Ask politely if he would mind pulling bigger packs
He goes wall to wall and pulls two entire rooms
Doesn't pop a single cooldown
Dies the instant he stops moving
"see, i told u u couldnt heal thru it ;)"

farquit
farquit

@Flameblow
I AM SO JEALOUS YOU MADE FRIENDS ON Veeky Forums close calle

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Flameblow
whoops wrong general
tfw headshotting Susano with the Perfect Pitch

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@CouchChiller
Merlwyb committing war crimes against watermelons

Boner, please

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@TechHater
healing vale on baby AST shit leveling gear
everything goes """"okay"""" with one or two wipes on coincounter
last boss he winds up with six stacks of burrs for 75% of the fight and i'm screaming at him to eat the fucking fruit while ewering myself like crazy

JUST

Illusionz
Illusionz

Made a thicclander , now I just need find a smol dom cutie

Skullbone
Skullbone

running levelling roulette
end up in some level 50ish dungeon
healer is an astro with a maxed out anima weapon
he only cast one card the entire run, a bowl on the tank during the first boss fight
no balances, arrows, spires, anything

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Illusionz
!!!

What server is this cutie on?

eGremlin
eGremlin

queue dps
stand still
watch the dps squirm until they kick me

Spamalot
Spamalot

Tfw prices of everything is dropping and can't make 1mill a day anymore

Techpill
Techpill

How does housing work exactly? I usually play for like a month or so after each expansion. If I buy a house now will I still own it if I resub for the next expansion or do they just kick me out of my house when I don't log in for too long?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Techpill
It'll autodemolish the house and relinquish the land from you if you don't log on for 45 days and enter the house.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Spamalot
Should have made enough during the boom.

girlDog
girlDog

@Illusionz
That's a top tier highlander.

takes2long
takes2long

@Techpill
if you don't log in for 45-60 days or so it takes your house away

also someone please tank normal mode for me ty

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Need_TLC
Do you get your money back if that happens or is it just a giant fuck you?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Techpill
No idea user wish I could help. x_x

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

tfw hit my first 20k critical yesterday in o1s at ilvl 324
drg life
Can't wait for new weapon next week actually

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

catboy works his wood

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Snarelure
Unsure, but all your stuff that doesn't break when you remove it is chucked into a holding vendor for you to collect.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@girlDog

Thanks! I've become a fan of the underboob

@BlogWobbles

Brynhildr

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Crazy_Nice
oh no

idontknow
idontknow

@Illusionz
But user your the same size as the rest of us.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@idontknow

True, but I still need to find a Dom cutie

Inmate
Inmate

@Crazy_Nice
I want to work a catboy's wood until he erupts like a volcano in between my paws!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Evil_kitten
smol dom cutie
Those are very rare to come by..

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

deleted posts
what spicy drama did i miss

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Nude_Bikergirl
just off topic shit

SniperGod
SniperGod

Who knew ten years on I would get banned for using the word nigger.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@StrangeWizard
TB?

Snarelure
Snarelure

tfw join a FC and get into their static
one of the players is a girl
make jokes on discord and she thinks I'm funny
talk to her more and tell her to trade pics with me
she does and is legit cute
only lives an hour away from me
seems too good to be true
autistic radar telling me shes using a voice changer and just stole the pic

what the fuck do I do bros

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Inmate
pst

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Inmate
b-but mines small!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@TurtleCat

Hello friend

Techpill
Techpill

@Snarelure
Go anyway? It's not like they knew where you live. They hardly guessed. Also if they sound like they're using a voice changer you're probably looking at a trap....

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Stark_Naked
I'll be on in a minute..

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Evil_kitten
small is cute

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Snarelure
Ignore your heart boner and just play video games. Odds are she just wants to chill out and play video games with people and not have some jerk try to make her a waifu.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Stark_Naked

One day I will find one.....

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Soft_member
putt e

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Snarelure
what do you actually have to lose by meeting up, as long as it's a mutually arranged thing?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Lunatick
Is 1995 Tenacity enough to make it enough it over Direct Hit.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@CodeBuns
:waveboye:

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Techpill
I am 100% certain it's not, however I am mentally ill and never trust anything that seems good, especially online.

@cum2soon
That is precisely what I was doing, just playing video games. I straight up ignored them for an entire month and a half of raids while other men orbited her. She pursued me.

@viagrandad
Nothing I guess.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Sir_Gallonhead
there you go. you might just make a good friend for life, or it could be a whole lot of nothing. just give it a shot.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Sir_Gallonhead
If she wants to meet up and so do you, then fucking do it and stop asking people on Veeky Forums how to unfuck your dating life. This really isn't the best pool of resources to be pulling from, anyways.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Illusionz
it's me
I'm ur cutie

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Crazy_Nice
stalker

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Sir_Gallonhead
Meet somewhere there will be a lot of people if she's interested in meeting

Aside from that stop asking one of the most clueless generals on Veeky Forums about love for advice

Emberburn
Emberburn

@SniperGod
tfw all i had to do to win sexy naka was make a dykelander
i give up on love...

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@SniperGod

Please come and claim your prize

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Emberburn
they could have been anything and id reply the same way

apply yourself user!

MPmaster
MPmaster

please dont be gross tranny ogres during cute meowyboy hour

Inmate
Inmate

@MPmaster
trannys

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@TalkBomber
take that hat off and let me see the top of your head

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

doing Vault to get my lvl 59 monk to 60
enemy keeps moving back and forth
make a joke after the fight in chat about muh positionals
other dps says it doesn't matter if you do positional attacks since se is trying to get rid of them

Wtf was this nigga talking about?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@w8t4u
Tfw no knife-eared rolanberry

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

complain to friend that I can't catch an hq cat killer and been trying all day
she catches an hq one in 4 reels, and posts the screenshot over and over
Why are girls so cruel

Emberfire
Emberfire

PF open for Susano EX
go in that shit
SMN pops in
immediately removed from the PF
I thought this was just a meme guys

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Lunatick
I want play again again and have only vanila and hw. If i buy stormblood on steam will i get subscribtion with it or do i have to buy renow it seperate?
Also is drg still valid?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Crazy_Nice
a) why vault at 59 instead of library?
b) they are retarded

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Crazy_Nice
Probably talking about True North but I don't know if that's really SE trying to "get rid of them"

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Carnalpleasure

There are ears under this hat!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@TurtleCat
DRG is still going strong but gets fucked harder than any job by mechanics

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Nojokur
I wanna know how you got those scars

Methshot
Methshot

@Inmate
its just Shyv and his hate for tall athletic women they intimidate his small beta form

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Bidwell
I'll be your rolanberry

SniperWish
SniperWish

@PurpleCharger
not a sub either. maybe in another life.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Nojokur
futa ?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Anyone on aether need Roulettes?

Inmate
Inmate

@kizzmybutt

I'd gladly tell you somewhere private!

Firespawn
Firespawn

@SniperWish
that midlanders looks like a sub to me

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Burnblaze
The next time she schools you in fishing, open a really tight jar of pickles.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@JunkTop

No I'm not, but I wouldn't mind if my smol Dom was

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Firespawn
i thought the same

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

What floors are most efficient for leveling, in POTD? Currently I'm just spamming 51-100. Should I try to unlock 101 and start from there?

askme
askme

@Dreamworx
51-60 endlessly.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Dreamworx
51-60

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@askme
@hairygrape
Ah, thanks!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Stupidasole
I can be a sub too...

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Dreamworx
You can't really spam 101+ cause you need to go 51-100 with a fixed party and no wipes every time you attempt it.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Supergrass
every time
Really? Well fuck me.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Ignoramus
i dont erp

massdebater
massdebater

@Ignoramus
who is this

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

What is the actual % chance of a coffer in POTD being a mimic?

Because during the last two runs I did I had about 5-6 mimics out of ~15 chests I opened each run.

And I swear to Christ, Detonator traps are magnetically drawn to me. I hit at least one every fucking floor.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Need_TLC
I got some drunk heals to sweeten the pot if you want to pf fish for some dps fuccbois.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@lostmypassword
only silver chests explode, if you're 99/99 you should ignore them

no idea on mimic chance, it probably changes based on floor

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Inmate
name and server

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

just fuck me up senpai, 38 min q for bardams, get some healer roe dude, lets the tank die within 5 seconds on the first chain pull, then dies to the first boss at about 85% and we wipe at 1%

I just ate the 30 minute timer as soon as he started making excuses
@lostmypassword
I'm pretty sure mimic and trap frequency get higher the higher the floor, but you can always have exceptional rng on lower floors like 51-60 spamming too

whenever I'm in a pub, everyone's waiting at a teleporter and one dude has to grab every gold chest even if it means aggroing three mobs just to activate a mimic, it's just frustrating

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Harmless_Venom
But what if I'm the dps?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@lostmypassword

I've had where I killed a mimic and it dropped a chest and that was a mimic too....

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Deadlyinx
just fuck me up senpai
If you insist

likme
likme

@Soft_member
I don't mean silver coffers, I never open them anymore, I'm talking about the ground bombs

@eGremlin
I've killed a mimic, opened the drop, killed that mimic, and then had the silver coffer it dropped be a bomb.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@eGremlin
Just subdue and cook it

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Lord_Tryzalot
Why pickles?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@lostmypassword
There's an pomander that spawns a bunch of mimics or mandragoras on the next floor up when you use it, I think.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@likme
oh, land mines

just keep max pots on your bar and don't go full retard pulling

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@CouchChiller
look I'm not picky

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Burnblaze
Alright make a party finder and we can do roulettes

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Illusionz
I don't use those unless we have a pomander of rage AND a pomander of serenity because with my luck it'll be mimics and the floor effect will be knockback penalty or no items.

I'm talking about mimics that spawn directly from chests, opened by me.

@viagrandad
If I get another gelmorran I'm buying some of those palace potions because fuck this shit

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Poker_Star

All I can tell you is Brynhildr

5mileys
5mileys

@Garbage Can Lid
no you do it I can't handle that responsibility
I did that earlier and botched the whole thing

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Hi, just started the game.

How come the battle death animations are all shared between all races and genders while there are much better ones just sitting there in the cash shop?

How are people OK with this?

idontknow
idontknow

@5mileys
0000

viagrandad
viagrandad

@New_Cliche
are u dumb

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@viagrandad
I might be because I don't see why it can't be the default death animation AND have it on the cash shop for idiots to buy.

massdebater
massdebater

delicious lickable catboys...

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Lord_Tryzalot
Oh good. Time to make lassi, into the blender with you.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I hit max level this week, should I spend my creation tomestones for the cheap shit to get some itemlevel first or should I save up for the chest / pants?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@idontknow
yeah but where

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@happy_sad
The only place where you can input that password

Snarelure
Snarelure

@massdebater
gurl you okay`?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Fried_Sushi
if you dont raid it doesnt matter
but yes saving up for either weapon or chest/pants is better

Soft_member
Soft_member

@BinaryMan
You can save a weapon for creation tomestones? I thought they drop from the ex primals.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Soft_member
Buy not save I mean.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Soft_member
The creation weapon is better but requires either 7 weeks of Omega normal clears or a drop from Omega 2 Savage + 1k tomes

5mileys
5mileys

@Soft_member
O4 and O2S drop a deltascape crystalloid every week. 7 of those can be traded in for an early model tomestone, which you can trade in for a weapon with 1k creation tomestones.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@ZeroReborn
@5mileys
Oh well, that sounds too far off for me right now so I guess I'll buy the chest next week and maybe a ring afterwards. Thanks for the help.

Nojokur
Nojokur

SAM gets robe for AF
SAMs mad as fuck
deltascape releases samurai theme armor for all classes
with the exception of tank the all look horrible
SAMs is the worst set of them all
ruined a whole raid loot hype
see niggas in gengis that have been glammed over
why does SAM fuck everything up

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Sleep well naka hope to get Dom'd by you one day

Methnerd
Methnerd

Where do you get Alisaie's sword from?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Methnerd
brraaaap

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Nojokur
angry angry dykes
Seriously, why does this race exist?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Methnerd
Idyllshire with poetics. I could be misremembering and it's from Shiva.

Emberfire
Emberfire

>cute autistic sidekick fumbles at everything
CRP SB questline is really cute

Flameblow
Flameblow

Os ffxiv good for casual play? I dont want to grind every night. Just some comfy play.
And is the triple triad cool in it? I loved it in viii and ix. This is one of the reasons i consider buying this. I just need some new mmo. And i wonder about ffxiv or gw2

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@whereismyname
this game has lots of trannies who like sexualizing disgusting amazon niggers because it makes themselves feel better about looking like a freak of nature

girlDog
girlDog

@Boy_vs_Girl
Think is, those faces would look fine without the brightly colored lipstick and eyeshadow

hairygrape
hairygrape

This game is max comfy in the early morning. Roulettes go without a problem I'm wrapped up in my blanket and sipping on some coffee. How's your morning going?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Flameblow
casual play is what it's best at, and unfortunately there aren't great options for people who want to play way more than casually

takes2long
takes2long

@hairygrape
Those eyes are so big. like they're staring into my soul.

cum2soon
cum2soon

I wish there was a way to adjust lighting other than "burn your face off" and "off"

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@cum2soon
yh the lighting in this game sux apart from very niche scenarios

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@hairygrape
I'M SO FUCKING ANGRY

whereismyname
whereismyname

@cum2soon
such a cute

Methshot
Methshot

@cum2soon
did you make that imgur yet

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I'm starting on Ex Primal stuff. Should I use Duty Finder or Party Finder?

idontknow
idontknow

@Methshot
I'm still putting it together. /gpose takes a while for me as I'm pretty picky about what picks work.

@TurtleCat
That or just taking pics in broad daylight but sometimes I just want some nice shades and stuff.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@cum2soon
Type 1, Type 2 and Type 3 are various strengths of light. Try them.

takes2long
takes2long

@Sir_Gallonhead
PF

@idontknow
Being picky is the way to take better shots

likme
likme

@takes2long
O_O
@BinaryMan
sry u feel that way

Evilember
Evilember

@cum2soon
if you zoom out and then press the lighting button, the light source will appear further away and it won't be overly bright

Inmate
Inmate

@Evilember
Is that how that works? I'll have to give it a try then.

@takes2long
Only the best!

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Inmate
took me a while to realize it works like that too
but yeah if you play around with the camera you can also put the lighting source behind/above/to the side of your character etc

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

chain can drop from O2n right....

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@BunnyJinx
No

likme
likme

@PurpleCharger
fak

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Evilember
don't forget that color temperature can be used to model light sources; sunlight is more blue while firelight is more yellow/red

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@TalkBomber
you're so smart <3

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@likme
would still headpat, though

TechHater
TechHater

does any1 want to do bardam's mettle on aether
need it for msq

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Pst Epperson#5640 if you ever need help stroking your cock. Probably the best cock slut here. Make sure you include a picture if your dick so she can pump it for you

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Stupidasole
she

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@TechHater
henlo lizard

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@TechHater
I'm sorry but you're too mean

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Stupidasole
He used to beg in the thread for people to come to cactuar and erp/jerk off, but somehow became pure when going to Balmung. Kek, also post logs. I love exposing him.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Fried_Sushi
hello

@Stark_Naked
i'm not mean wtf
i dnt even say anythin in instance either

Techpill
Techpill

@PackManBrainlure
You people realise you are more insane than the people you are stalking?

Inmate
Inmate

@Techpill
All me Ultrash

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Inmate
I didn't say nut'n about Ultrash.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

aoe situation
Goad bard when their tp gets low
tank and my tp get low
not once does that fucker use tactician
stop goading the fucker
Why do so many shitters play this class?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@PackManBrainlure
Wanting to expose the best secret slut I know
You're an idiot, if I wanted to lose the best orgasms I've had in months maybe I would do it.
@Ignoramus
This is beyond easy to fake.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@TurtleCat
secret slut
he literally posted edits of his catgirl sucking highlander cock

FastChef
FastChef

@TurtleCat
Epperson
secret slut

Dude he posted nudes of even his lizard in drakn's discord. There is no secret here.

Playboyize
Playboyize

who are the non-secret sluts?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@DeathDog
@FastChef
Yeah but has she helped you cum? I don't know what it is but it's hard going back to other people once Epp gets their hands around you.

askme
askme

@Playboyize
Abe.

Flameblow
Flameblow

What's BLM like right now? I've been wanting to level another class to 70

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Stark_Naked
she

Lunatick
Lunatick

@TurtleCat
@Stark_Naked

Okay Emily it's time to put your trip back on.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Sooooo dos anyonr on Aether wants to do anything I am so broed right now holy shit

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Flameblow
Pretty fun! But for raiding you'd still rather have an RDM over BLM I believe?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Crazy_Nice
for progression, absolutely
BLM is better once you know the fight and you don't need safety nets

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Fried_Sushi
are you a catboy that needs some draining =w=

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Firespawn
Nopeee sory

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Fried_Sushi
not right now but if you're up to doing roulettes later maybe we can work something out

askme
askme

@Fried_Sushi
up for a quick pump? futa

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Firespawn
Come drain me on Balmung.

Techpill
Techpill

@MPmaster
Inv!!!!
@askme
No no d I do'nt do that kin da stufff sory

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Fried_Sushi
Do you want to spam sirensong and shitsui until we fall asleep?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Methnerd
Inv but I pr obanly dwon't stay for oto long since I'm a bit tireed butI can do a few

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Techpill
Do you have brain damage?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@takes2long
Lethe with THAT hair
CEASE I DO NOT LIKE THIS

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@AwesomeTucker
Must be fem au ra

SniperGod
SniperGod

@AwesomeTucker
lol
Nott hat I know of

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Supergrass
that is the best hair for lethe though

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

want to fanta into a roe
DRG gear looks shit on them
WHAT DO I DO

MPmaster
MPmaster

@SniperGod
Nevermind, you weren't supposed to fucking say yes.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Supergrass
It's on my alt atm and was my original hair.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Techpill
i'll try to remember and post later, maybe you'll be around

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@takes2long
user is right. Lethe post bob cut...

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@MPmaster
Fool me once hsame on you
Foo lme twice shame on me

Techpill
Techpill

@RavySnake
DO NOT WANT
I like the Lethe teacher look better with the glasses and ponytail.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Need_TLC
Roll MNK

Illusionz
Illusionz

@RavySnake
That hair still looks cute either way.

I mean, that cat is just cute in general

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Illusionz
The only defining features of that cat is that it's a geasy nigger what in the actual shit are you talking about!

SniperGod
SniperGod

I'm looking for some RP, here's my character profile if you're interested.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

When is the EU sleepover?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Poker_Star
/pol/ called user, it's time to go home.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@SniperGod
AAAAAHHHH EEEEEEE OOOOOO BITTER TOFUUUUUUUUUUUU

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Nude_Bikergirl
1-2 months from now.

takes2long
takes2long

why is it so hard to find drainable catboys?
i just want to service them

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@SniperGod
good lord

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

What are the key differences between the healer classes? I don't usually play healers in MMOs and I'm most likely not exactly good at it, but it would be nice for my character to have a high level healer just in case.

Ultimately I can't decide which of the three to try out.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

is 3.7k DPS as a 320 NIN bad

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Spazyfool
are you also interested in "human cattle"?

Methshot
Methshot

@Deadlyinx
astrop haschuards and shit
schola hr fairy
whm is t bheals rn

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Deadlyinx
whm> big heals
sch> big shields
ast> some of both, has cards that buff allies

girlDog
girlDog

@GoogleCat

Human cat is the worst face.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Deadlyinx
whm has strong aoe healing, hots and damage
sch has healbot fairy, shields and many ogcd heals
ast has cards to support and does the above depending on the stance you use

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

riritard bans everyone on the discord server that mentions his name
mods one of his pedo friends to keep the peace while he sleeps
every banned member makes their own splinter discord in retaliation, splitting the community into 30 different servers
guffy quits raiding to ERP with liora fulltime
Where did it all go wrong?

massdebater
massdebater

@SomethingNew
it went wrong when you accidentally grew a butt for a face, buttface

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@SomethingNew
Playing with grownmen

It was inevitable

RavySnake
RavySnake

@SomethingNew
guffy quits raiding to get cucked by liora fulltime and play overwatch
FTFY

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Evil_kitten
on dummy?
kind of is yes im pretty sure you should be able to maintain at least 3.9/4k with 320, what opener do you use

JunkTop
JunkTop

@SomethingNew
This is what happens when the community is made up of grown men ERPing with other grown men instead of memesters that are good at video games.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@massdebater
good post

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Would you rather
be friends with a meme machine they will never ERP you ever and they are good at the game but can get mildly annoying and autistic with prolonged exposure.you have to have them with you for your whole FFXIV career this includes an account switch
be friends with a lewdfag who will ERP with you at the drop of a hat and every session is 10/10 that switches up constantly to not get boring, problem is they suck at the game a lot like 2k DPS as a SAM main bad and you have to take them everywhere for the rest of you FFXIV career even if you switch accounts

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Sir_Gallonhead
be friends with a meme machine they will never ERP you ever and they are good at the game but can get mildly annoying and autistic with prolonged exposure.you have to have them with you for your whole FFXIV career this includes an account switch

Emberburn
Emberburn

@SomethingNew
boo fucking hoo how dare he ban obnoxious retards like macho after warning them 20 times beforehand
what a loss lmao I don't know what I'll do without them

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Sir_Gallonhead
I would rather have a clingy friend to play video games with.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@SomethingNew
The issue with ririten is that he made a big xivg discord and right now he's trying to treat it like a personal one

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@SniperGod
hello snek

Evilember
Evilember

@SniperGod
local highlander has enough of shit potd parties and goes on a murder spree, more after this

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Lord_Tryzalot
Back to the shed guffers

StonedTime
StonedTime

Okay I will ask here to find out what I am missing

Can someone tell me how FFXIV managed to stay alive?

Generic MMO in all aspect
Basic Tank/DPS/Healer setup where 1 is always required
No ability to do anything meanigful alone
All actions are mindless requiring almost no thought
Shit ton of fetch quests making up over 70% of the quests
PvP is complete dog shit
Guilds do nothing

How did this game survive and still going strong?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@SomethingNew
not snoke

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Sir_Gallonhead
The ERP friend sounds more fun to play with. So I'll go with that. One that just complain about others and spouting memes, I have had those and fuck they are annoying.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@StonedTime
Clearly it is all thanks to the presence of chocobos

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@StonedTime
because cute characters and a good crafting and gather system for autismos

King_Martha
King_Martha

finally get a duty group
everyone is counting on me to heal, can't fuck it up
anxiety is growing
start fight
overwhelmed with particle effects
oh god gotta AoE heal
but everyones too spread
fuck, dodge that fire
shit, DPS died, I fucking suck, better quickly res
put res on a seperate bar to click because I have too many buttons already
accidentally drag it off unlocked hotbar
fumble through action menu
drop spaghetti
boss casts ultimate move
didn't notice because I'm bad
die
sweat bullets, everyone thinks I'm retarded
alt+f4 out of shame
now waiting obligatory hour for the group to disband so nobody can tell me how much of a faggot I am when I log on

why do I play MMOs

Playboyize
Playboyize

@StonedTime
It's literally all in the name. Anyone who says otherwise is fucking stupid.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@King_Martha
All you need is a /pet on the head.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Rate this char pls

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Methnerd
would be cute with different hairstyle

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Methnerd
snappies >w< /10

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

hey, does anyone have the chart of a12s clears calculated per server and total? it was in japanese i believe

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Methnerd
it looks good as is

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Methnerd
brown skin
blue eyes
white hair
a sunslut with shitty makeup would be an improvement

eGremlin
eGremlin

@StonedTime
thinking MMOs need to be original to survive

lmao

Nojokur
Nojokur

@MPmaster
Have a kweh

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Methnerd
i like it a lot, check what the skin color looks like in different lighting though
may not look as how you want it to

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Methnerd
i'm not personally a fan of the hair there, but you look pretty ok in my book

5mileys
5mileys

@Methnerd
Don't like the hair.
Rest is good

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Nojokur
Good bird.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Methnerd
name/server/marital status/sexual preference

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Nojokur
What a terrible day for rain.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Supergrass
every day is a terrible day for raen

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@LuckyDusty
It's a wonderful day for Raen

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@AwesomeTucker
not that kind of raen, face 4 alien lookin ass

Methshot
Methshot

@Dreamworx
I'm beautiful

girlDog
girlDog

@SomethingNew
Hello!

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Methshot
face 3 is better.

TreeEater
TreeEater

I havent played in a year (maybe more, Nignog was still alive)

Anything I should look foward to in the patches and Stormblood?

No spoilers please I actualy care for the story

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Methshot
face 4 eyes are so far apart. is there a gap in your vision?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@StonedTime
Literally this @Playboyize

Everything about FFXIV is mediocre at best, or outright horrible at worst. But that seems to be the standard that other popular MMOs set as well, so no one cares about the actual quality of the game. All SE has done is copy WoW and turn the retard proofing up to 11, and then follow the exact same formula ever since 2.0.

But the thing is, Final Fantasy is a big name. Rather, "big" is an understatement. Final Fantasy is a fucking huge name with a very large dedicated fanbase, and that's why FFXIV still exists as one of the most popular MMOs on the market while better games get left in a ditch somewhere.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@StonedTime
@RavySnake
@5mileys
Any of these better?

@Nojokur
Why would you want to know all that?
I'm going to be on Mateus, it's a new char

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Methshot
@AwesomeTucker

#1 lizard rater of xivg says you lookin' alien bug looking shit

Techpill
Techpill

/vg/thread/185977986#p185977986
/vg/thread/185977986#p185977986
/vg/thread/185977986#p185977986
new bread

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@girlDog
what a silly hat!

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Techpill
avatarshit

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Nude_Bikergirl
i REALLY love the first hair, i think it's amazing looking and compliments your look well

second is quite nice if you're into that kinda thing, but third i can't say i care for, it's an alright hair style but i'm not sure if i like it on male au ra

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Boy_vs_Girl
I'll just second all said here.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@King_Martha
How is it possible to be this fucking bad.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@girlDog
Is this the real snekstone?

Evilember
Evilember

@Boy_vs_Girl
@Burnblaze
Thanks

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