/owg/ - Overwatch General

Techpill
Techpill

Summer is late edition

The Summer Games 2017 event is Live!
last year's summer games items are back for regular pricing (1x), while new items are also available for event pricing (3x)
the event ends on August 28th
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OWbGgGjdBk [Embed]

Event item tracker
https://js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/SUMMER_GAMES

DEATHMATCH has been added to the PTR
includes both 6v6 TDM and 8-man FFA
along with a new map built for FFA (it's bloo's family home)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_CBzklel1c [Embed]

Most recent developer update video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPs__eUvtvU [Embed]

Latest comic:
https://reader.madefire.com/work/w-a2da1239584645338362109be0e7f1fd/read/

Latest PC patch notes
PTR: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20972920
Live: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc

Overwatch dev tracker
http://www.overstalk.io

Hanaposting is forbidden

Hero tips, tricks and basics
https://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

Source / Quake mouse sensitivity converter
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

Personal stats / leader boards
https://overbuff.com
https://masteroverwatch.com

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPs__eUvtvU
https://reader.madefire.com/work/w-a2da1239584645338362109be0e7f1fd/read/
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20972920
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc
http://www.overstalk.io
https://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
https://overbuff.com
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdS28MrRxSY
https://overwatch.gamepedia.com/McCree#Flashbang
https://youtu.be/aHUN9zqtkS0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrkHcTPbpZY
https://youtu.be/dushZybUYnM?t=3m39s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ur2IZZ_XbY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IptYQQEw8P8&feature=youtu.be
Supergrass
Supergrass

TRACER TOUNGE-BOXES BOXES!!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Techpill
I want to bully D.Va until she cries!

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

tfw overwatch team already being picked apart for blizzard's new project

Pack it up boys

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

ORISA IS CUTE!

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Poker_Star
i wasnt aware there were more than 4 people working on this game

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I wanna date tracer

King_Martha
King_Martha

@CouchChiller
Tracer only dates girls, since she's a lesbian.

likme
likme

fucking based!!

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Here comes T.Racer!

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Emberburn
Jeff said there were what, like 100 people working on it around release but that was him counting HR and the e-sports people. I know in one interview they said that only two people design the maps and then the team that does all the texturing is just another handful of people. And if you wonder why features such as highlight saving took so long to come out it's because that team is also one of their smaller teams.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Poker_Star
dead game

takes2long
takes2long

reminder that pharah is BUILT
and that's just the way it should be

iluvmen
iluvmen

Overwatch is a shit game enjoy your battleborn 2.0

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Carnalpleasure
Who's that? What have you done to Tracer?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Alright, so now that overwatch is officially DEAD and we've all uninstalled, whats a good game to fill the gap?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@CouchChiller
Me too, user. Me too

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Deadlyinx
Literally anything else, you're better off practicing and or getting new hobbies like music or art. Something worth your time.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Did any of you rank significantly higher or lower in Luciobore, than what your "proper" rank is?

My rank is almost by the number the same, it seems. (And no, I'm not touching this shitfest again.)

likme
likme

@BinaryMan
Competitive
4100SR
Lucioball
2100SR

I'm glad they're separate.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@likme
Interesting. From what I saw during the placements, was that some people played better, and it seemed to correspond to their ranks. But I'm not sure if the ranking is TOTALLY a joke here. (As if it weren't in comp too, but whatever...)

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BinaryMan
3800 comp
2700 lucioball

also mei is CUTE!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@TalkBomber
It's Tracer. She's finally grown up.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

the salt from playing doomfist is crazy

they hate being one shot so much

w8t4u
w8t4u

Jack kept some diet Heal Up cold for him once he finished his run. Nice right?

Supergrass
Supergrass

Since when is there a fucking queue

Bidwell
Bidwell

@BinaryMan
Competitive 2600
Lucioball 2200
I don't get how the system works: shouldn't it be based on performance and not on net win / lose percentage ?

Soft_member
Soft_member

Everything went better than expected

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Emberfire
draw black and buff Kerrigan

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

38 minute queue to get into blizzard launcher
what the fuck

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Bidwell
No idea how it works... that's why I'm asking about peoples ranks. I definitely didn't score too many times, or do epic saves, or anything like that.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Supergrass
dead game guys xd

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Dreamworx
desu I think that doomfist's wall damage should be removed, as it's very rarely that the doomfist actually plans to hit someone into a wall. His base damage should definately be increased to compensate for this, so that a doomfist 'one-shot' would need a well-placed shotgun blast and a punch

askme
askme

@Sharpcharm
It isnt a fun game

TreeEater
TreeEater

@VisualMaster
Blizzard fucked something up again

RavySnake
RavySnake

win 2 games in a row
wew lad hopefully you can deal with those retards next round so your winrate stays closer to 50

WebTool
WebTool

@BinaryMan
plat in comp
diamond in lucio ball
at least I still get comp points

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Dreamworx
yes keep ohking shitters make them enjoy watching your killcams, do it for roadhog

Evilember
Evilember

they've added a fake queue to make the game seem not dead

Bidwell
Bidwell

@BinaryMan
4300 in Comp

Placed 3400 in Lucio and now 3600

It's a fucking pain getting wins when you get 6 goals by yourself, but your two teammates do nothing but sit in goal and give up 9.

Methnerd
Methnerd

dont forget to report guys like this

@ZeroReborn

true that, its buggy as shit anyway, sometimes people slide off walls where it should have been a direct hit

his slam targeting is also really wonky

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@ZeroReborn
just reduce the fist hitbox so they actually have to aim instead of holding it in general direction of the enemy

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@VisualMaster
I like WINT 76 more. Better meme.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Evilember
Explain. Takes me 5 mins to find a game

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Methnerd
why would you report him? hes not trolling.

do you report every mercy one trick as well?

FastChef
FastChef

Estimated wait time 60 minutes
Estimated wait time 90 minutes
Estimated wait time 150 minutes

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Methnerd
reporting onetricks

arigato, cancer-san

iluvmen
iluvmen

Being the third Doomfist aside, Brian would work as a new hero if his gimmick is controlling a remotely-piloted mecha from the safety of the spawn point.

wears a telemetry harness and VR goggles and speaks through the mecha when it's active
Defense character with a focus on making hazardous terrain and pushing enemies out of an area
primary fire is linear-path miniature finger missiles, five to a clip
secondary fire lobs a fragmentation bomb that explodes in a 3m-radius sphere of damaging debris
ability 1 drops a field of caltrops that slow and continuously damage anyone inside it
ability 2 is a wide sweep of his arm that damage and knocks away anyone in an arc in melee range in front of him
ultimate creates a cavitation bubble that first draws anyone in range to the mecha then explodes sending them flying away with moderate damage

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Poker_Star
@Emberburn
@Snarelure
Already been known after we found out they were outsourcing the cosmetics to several studios.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@FastChef
estimated wait time 300 minutes

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Booteefool
restart your client and you'll see

TechHater
TechHater

@RavySnake
win 7 games in a row
wew lad can't wait to never win a game again

viagrandad
viagrandad

@FastChef
why do you need to lie on the internet?

massdebater
massdebater

@Firespawn
If what you are telling is true, then I suspect the server contracts are up and they renewed for less servers due to less playercount.

Inmate
Inmate

@Deadlyinx
Eh, that's been going on since beta.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@viagrandad
Estimated wait: ~134 minutes
Estimated wait: ~168 minutes
Whatever you say my dude.

w8t4u
w8t4u

lol

idontknow
idontknow

@Deadlyinx
Guess that explains why recolors suddenly stopped

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Inmate
And at a bigger scale too

DeathDog
DeathDog

finally have some time to play
800 players ahead of you

Lunatick
Lunatick

@King_Martha
I wanna befriend Tracer

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Mercy's Q not only makes her immune to all damage but also lets her walk out of Zarya's ult
It's like they're actually trying to make the most cancerous character in the game even more cancerous

w8t4u
w8t4u

@BinaryMan
3000 lucioball
1600 comp

hairygrape
hairygrape

@w8t4u
What region?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Evil_kitten
@Ignoramus
thinking this guy is so epic cool for playing torbjorn on attack and then accomplishing nothing
enabling his cancerous desire to pretend to be a pro smurf player who can carry games

nah bro he's just a shitter who's throwing games

Flameblow
Flameblow

this is clearly an attack on the servers or somebody fucked something up.

fun shit.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@hairygrape
NA

iluvmen
iluvmen

@viagrandad
mine went from 188 to now 310. I had to fucking restart the client during a comp game because this trash ass game fucking glitched out, tore the sound, and dropped my fps to 10, and now there's no way I can get into fucking battlenet for what fucking reason? hearthtrash expansion? Im fucking done

Emberburn
Emberburn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdS28MrRxSY

StonedTime
StonedTime

@BinaryMan
forever 2800-3000 in comp
3400 in lucioball
Really makes me think tying placements to your previous season keeps me back.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Estimated wait: ~164 minutes
Blizzard CS page timed out
It's all over, Time to go play micro volts, the obviously superior TF2 ripoff.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Poker_Star
Great now all new heroes will have shit animations

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Poker_Star
Riot
Releases new heroes constantly and content
Makes LCS with 10 mil buy in

Blizzard
Already moving developers to new projects and wants a skeleton crew to mantain it
Barely any patches and they want 20 mil buy in for OWL

happy_sad
happy_sad

@DeathDog
Look at it this way. Now OW really will be the next TF2 because both are dead with about two people working on them.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@DeathDog
is there a bigger embarrassment in esports than overwatch?

eGremlin
eGremlin

~506 minutes

end ur lyfe blizz

Methshot
Methshot

Are YOU ready for the free to play update?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@happy_sad
kek

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

this is how u play torb

not on hollywood attack, but on maps that actually are good for torb

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Methshot
its gonna happen at this point to boost OWL and spectator numbers

askme
askme

literally every game in high Plat/low Diamond is about how well your teams Supports/Tanks can work around whatever DPS the other three members of your team stubbornly picked

Firespawn
Firespawn

@ZeroReborn
shitty, stagnant meta that they haven't done anything about in months
utterly unwatchable because a year later, every player still has to use default skins and the mirror comps are completely indistinguishable with only tiny outlines to mark them
retardedly mismanaged esports league, laughable buy in expectations

what the fuck blizzard

King_Martha
King_Martha

Since koreans count age differently; is D.Va 18 or 20?

WebTool
WebTool

@DeathDog
cant provide a fix that's literally changing 1 number in a text document for months

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Firespawn
The buyers remorse is real for these people. They get some article written about them and are forced to pay 50k monthly until blizzard releases something substantial.

I mean Blizzard has nothing, just the game streaming rights. Why would anyone buy into that? Finals of worldcup pulled 60k...

likme
likme

@Firespawn
you could say this about any esports

its all garbage

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@likme
fuck off retard

WebTool
WebTool

@Stupidasole
HOW

FUCKING

DARE

YOU

WebTool
WebTool

games no longer cancelled when a player is afk for the first minute
have to play a 5v6

Always fun to find out what Blizzard fucks up with a patch.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

estimated wait ~152 minutes

MPmaster
MPmaster

i never blame other people or individual players for our loss

WebTool
WebTool

@likme
someone's mad that they can't make a living out of the shit they NEET the fuck up

you're garbage lol

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Is Blizzard the most incompetent AAA game company?

Inmate
Inmate

@Techpill
Gremlin is not for lewds.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@WebTool
what r u even talking about lmao

id hate to be an esports autist, playing the same game 10 hours a day

esports is shit as hell

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@MPmaster
people get pissed at randoms you will forget existed within a few hours

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@CouchChiller
i just want to play my shitty game

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@JunkTop
but you take time out of your day to whine about a shitty blizz game on a chinese cartoon forum, you clearly spend your time in more intelligent ways

just walk away from the screen man

Illusionz
Illusionz

@haveahappyday
i see people i played with before numerous times

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Gigastrength
Lmao @ these NA fags

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Carnalpleasure
How much do you get paid to shill for blizzard

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@SomethingNew
Blizzard is a company that spends a majority of its resources on marketing while ignoring the actual game.
Just look at all the cinematics and shit they do for all their games, it costs even more to do than the actual game.

You can clearly see when after they've released a game or expansion they put it on lifesupport with minimal updates and support, just imagine how good Overwatch could actually been if they put in decent development into the game.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Carnalpleasure
wtf i hate myself now

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Carnalpleasure
Yet comes here on notorious undeground hacker forum to shill for a shitty tf2 clone

really makes u think huh

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Fuzzy_Logic
2590 comp
3010 on lucioball

I know i'm a shitter, but still

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@StrangeWizard
i just called their game shit, you sound pretty buttflustered to go "s-s-s-s-shill!!!!!"

it's okay baby, hush now, esports are garbage and you don't have to feel bad about not being good enough, it's all okay

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

it's a mercy can't get the 5 man rez so she doesn't rez at all episode.
this is a 3-part king of the hill based episode.

Never been so mad at a video-game in my entire life. I wish you could actually pay to blacklist players or something so I wouldn't have to suffer that again.

RavySnake
RavySnake

btw if you're an NAbro just log into the EU client and play on EU servers, it's only down for murica

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@TalkBomber
It has nothing to do with blizz or their garbage ass fucking trash game I hope I can fucking stop playing now, that's a great defense though

y-you're a s-shill! that has nothing to do with what you were saying but fuck you okay!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@CodeBuns
5+ min queue
wants to make them even LONGER

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Fried_Sushi
@Nude_Bikergirl
t. shills

yes yes buy lootboxes haha

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

son...

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Nexon is DDOSing the servers so people will play lawbreakers.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Gigastrength
really hit a nerve eh

just walk away lol

anyway time for pubg, keep crying about garbage games that you were totally not invested in for me pls

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Sir_Gallonhead
I'd rather play 1 fun balanced game over 10 dogshite roflstomps.

askme
askme

@DeathDog
Someone educate me on this esports shit.
Buy in for what exactly?

Bidwell
Bidwell

get potg as symettra
nice
it's just me getting killed but getting 3 sentry turret kills
less nice
just footage of my lifeless body
Team members laughing at me in voice chat
This was the most humiliating potg I ever had

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Dreamworx
lmao i love dva she's so epic and quirky

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Lord_Tryzalot
haha buy lootboxes goy

cum2soon
cum2soon

@askme
The XFL of esports.

takes2long
takes2long

@Bidwell
And that's what you get for playing as a autistic

eGremlin
eGremlin

@takes2long
Says user as he posts the hero with ADHD

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Dreamworx
who wants people to play what?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

U.S. going to face off against Taiwan and one of the winners from the other group today
NA servers go down
Total coincidence, right Blizzard?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@askme
Blizzard is creating their own Overwatch League and if you want a spot it costs $20 million. The plan is they'll have stadiums and merchandise and the whole deal like normal sports.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

OVERWATCH IS A GOOD GAME WITH GOOD DEVELOPERS

Emberburn
Emberburn

@takes2long
wow that ohaiyo looks like shit

RumChicken
RumChicken

@StrangeWizard
Favor
The
Shooter

But who is the shooter?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Why is it Doomfist can just tap M2 and get a near instant kill? They need to change his windup, especially with death match coming. He makes it unfun

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@SomethingNew
nevermind googled it and its some game from some studio cliffy b is working for, first article is talking about a slow launch so battleborn 2

JunkTop
JunkTop

@StrangeWizard
nice aim

iluvmen
iluvmen

@StrangeWizard
but this is you failing to aim

Methshot
Methshot

Imagine if Tracer came to life haha then she became your girlfriend hahahaha

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Emberburn
It's because it's based off you

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Methshot
Imagine if there was an emote for girls to take their shoes and socks off hahaha

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

winning 2-0 on KOTH
actually think "Oh hey, a gme that is actually going really well for once."
suddenly the enemy team becomes hyper efficient at divecomp and there's nothing any of us can do
Okay.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Bidwell
he plays symmetra

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

how did i do?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@JunkTop
@iluvmen
He's cleary in the flash range. Try again.

Methnerd
Methnerd

I never shy away from arguing with other players when the opportunity arises

DeathDog
DeathDog

@CodeBuns
consider suicide

Soft_member
Soft_member

gotta get into queue to get into queue
GOOD THINKING

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Gigastrength
@JunkTop
@iluvmen
Also there are fucking hit markers.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

How do I counter the african man ?
Are blizzard going to nerf him yet ?

DeathDog
DeathDog

JUST FUCKING UPDATE THE LUCIOBALL ALREADY WITH CONSTANT SPEED BOOST AND NORMAL INGAME BOOP RANGE BLIZZARD WHAT THE FUCK THIS GARBAGE

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Gigastrength
try again.
lets see...

Flashbang
-Damage 25
-Maximum range 5 meters
-Area of effect 2 meters radius
-Casting time 0.5 seconds fuse

https://overwatch.gamepedia.com/McCree#Flashbang

he was already in wraith when the flashbang went off

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Soft_member
TI7 happens
/owg/ was stuck with 15 mins between each post
Has there ever been more of a dead general than owg?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@DeathDog
playing budget rocket league

girlDog
girlDog

potg is me playing as junkrat getting killed then getting a triple kill as people get blown up by the grenades i dropped when i died

5mileys
5mileys

@CodeBuns
Explain the hit markers.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@DeathDog
well it's clearly an improvement since last season it just said <500

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Techpill
Hanas tight loli pusi!

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Bidwell
FUN AND ENGAGING

Supergrass
Supergrass

@5mileys
ok ok.

look this is where the flashbang goes off, the server obviously favored reaper, maybe he had better ping.

basically what you see isn't always what the server see's. Server is the authority in this game

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Fried_Sushi
How can you be so fucking bad.

Snarelure
Snarelure

I'm new what does on fire do? Does it just show your team that you're carrying?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Snarelure
it means you're doing your job.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Methshot
I already got this game for free, it makes no difference to me.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

What keeps you losers playing this shit game?
I keep playing for McCree, the only respectable DPS in the game.

massdebater
massdebater

@Garbage Can Lid
on purpose

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Lord_Tryzalot
respectable
deals 27 dmg ranged

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Lord_Tryzalot
im in the same boat also his new skin is sexy as fuck

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

not even 7-1

Illusionz
Illusionz

The ult in Lucioball might need some toning down, I think...

https://youtu.be/aHUN9zqtkS0

girlDog
girlDog

@massdebater
Sure.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@VisualMaster
McCree
Pharah
Zenyatta
Reaper
Junkrat
Roadhog
Orisa
Soldier:76
Sombra
Bastion
Torbjorn
Symmetra (when she has shield gen up)
Widowmaker
Hanzo
Genji
Tracer

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Poker_Star
@Snarelure
@Deadlyinx
So are they doing like Siege? fuck why Blizzard does that? are they that broke?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@TreeEater
forgetting mei

He wastes his punch on her with iceblock

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Lord_Tryzalot
There isn't really any other game that I could play.
Though I am looking for something, I'm currently looking at Fortnite though.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Snarelure
highlight saving took so long to come out it's because that team is also one of their smaller teams.
He said it with a straight face too
You can't have us working on this needed feature because we are busy doing highlights

this fucking guy holy shit

massdebater
massdebater

@SniperWish
Increases profit ratio

Methshot
Methshot

@SniperWish
Everyone works at the Hearthstone money printing factory. Slaving away at textures for a fucking card game.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Give me Bloo on coast lootboxgod

massdebater
massdebater

TEAM USA vs CHINESE TIE PAY

/playoverwatch

LETS GOOOOOOOOO

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Methshot
how does hearthstone make money? do people actually buy cardpacks?

surely the adventures dont make THAT much money

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@JunkTop
tfw you already have most of the skins without buying a single box

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@VisualMaster
each expansion is about 60 dollar and then you can also buy decks

i played it when it first came out but i stopped cause i always had shitty basic cards - i never spent any money

RavySnake
RavySnake

THEY ARE COMING IN AS UNDERDOGS
THEY HAVE A LOT TO PROVE
says this every time
ends 0-4 every time

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Need_TLC
I thought they were $20 for the whole thing?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@StrangeWizard
People actually buy loot boxes?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Takes forever to find games on PC, but 30 seconds on Xbox. If this keeps up I'm switching permanently.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Dreamworx
no blizzard just makes money out of thin air

Skullbone
Skullbone

@VisualMaster
Okay so you pay 350$ to max out the goypendium over at dota 2.
You get all the items, tons of duplicates you can sell (or could), get an aegis replica and roshan figurine in silver-nickel shipped as well to your home.

That's what you get.

In Blizzard games you need to spend 50+ min to get all the cosmetics per event.
In Hearthstone you have to pay 400 minimum just to get somewhere. And you gotta keep paying 50 minimum every event.

Blizzard are master kikes.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@VisualMaster
The money comes from cardpacks. It's like lootboxes in this game - 'oh yeah I buy 1 or two every day after work', terrible wageslave mentality trying to escape through some shitty gambling addiction. Blizzard has stated that Hearthstone is their most profitable (recently) product.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@RavySnake
i was so pissed when Belgium got stomped on. Logix and Spree are such great players, what a disappointment.

@eGremlin
idk but that new expansion Litch king? is about 60 AUD for me

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Evil_kitten
what servers are you on? for me it takes 40 seconds at most

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Dreamworx
i was so pissed when Belgium got stomped on. Logix and Spree are such great players, what a disappointment.
Belgian here.
I expected nothing.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@w8t4u
Brit here
get rekt

Methshot
Methshot

anyone else here watching the WC game about to happen?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Methshot
WC game about to happen

TechHater
TechHater

@Lord_Tryzalot
I've always wanted a multiplayer game I knew from the start and cared about and Overwatch is that. And I'm still enjoying it, frustrations with some parts of the playerbase aside.

But if you mean what parts of it is the biggest draw for me, it's D.Va, Sombra and Ana, both mechanically and character wise. I like them a lot. Especially D.Va. She's so perfectly exactly how I like to play multiplayer games.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Methshot
OW ESPORTS
AHAHA

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Garbage Can Lid
Love it

whereismyname
whereismyname

@StrangeWizard
# Filter any tripfag
#/^!/
/^!Br6NOUSqzs$/

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Poker_Star
Kike here
fuck you

hairygrape
hairygrape

I wanna creampie DVa

TechHater
TechHater

@Lord_Tryzalot
Tracer. She's the most fun dps hero for me. If she ever gets nerfed I would stop playing.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@whereismyname
lol okay man

King_Martha
King_Martha

@happy_sad
Don't be daft luvs

askme
askme

After each event the voice actors new voice lines keep getting shittier and shittier.

Reaper and Rein sound like different people and often mumble now

JunkTop
JunkTop

@askme
wait they really change VA's?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

last cinematic was 9 months ago

Techpill
Techpill

@Methshot
I watch it. It's pretty chill.

JunkTop
JunkTop

americucks about to get eliminated

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

That clutch dragonblade tho

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

What do you listen to while grinding ranked, /owg/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrkHcTPbpZY

that bassline

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@JunkTop
No, they just phone it in nowadays.
Sounds horrid.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@JunkTop
No. Only change that happened was when they changed Widow and Mercy's VA way back.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@askme
Eh. Over time Tracey's accent has got less grating (in Uprising) and that's all I can appreciate.

Flameblow
Flameblow

USA gettin rekt

SniperWish
SniperWish

Burgers BTFO

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Overwatch will never do a crossover with Five Nights At Freddy's
their story won't be they were Omnic entertainers at a pizzeria who didn't go nuts during the Omnic Crisis but were deactivated and put into storage anyway and then were only recently reactivated and decided to show people that not all Omnics were bad by entertaining people around the world
Freddy as Tank
Bonnie as Defense
Chica as Support
Foxy as Offense
fight with throwing pizzas and microphones and cupcakes, swinging guitars, slashing with hooks, bumrushing enemies, jumpscares, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, and Toreador Marching

Illusionz
Illusionz

Ana needs to cool it with the pictures.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

USA throwing to avoid SK
shamefur

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@StrangeWizard
that's some solid bait my friend

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

how does the seeding work? the team with the highest map score plays against SK?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@askme
@Poker_Star

You realize they don't call the v. actors in every time an event comes out to record a single line of dialogue?

They record them all in a bunch and assign them to events

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Good god how many Chinese teams are there?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@iluvmen
Hahaha wrong.
Go watch their instagrams. Those fucks keep getting flied into blizzard nonstop

girlDog
girlDog

@StrangeWizard
saved

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

whats your mmr in lucioball?

Firespawn
Firespawn

sin "best tracer in the world" atraa
gets fucked by zen twice

lmao

w8t4u
w8t4u

our dps sucks so I'm throwing
you guys hype up the higher combo ranks so much but it's just more of the exact same disappointment

Methnerd
Methnerd

@GoogleCat
The winner of group G will play the second place of group H, and the winner of THAT match will play South Korea.
The second place of G will play the winner of H, and the winner of that match will play Canada.
Neither of those latter games will happen til Anaheim, though.
Point is the winner of US/Taiwan is arguably hurting themselves in the long run.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@TechHater
Blizzard
Nerfing her dyke mascot

You wish

MPmaster
MPmaster

How do I become a pro Lucio?

massdebater
massdebater

@Gigastrength
what the fuck is mmr

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Burger hold chinks btfo

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Emberfire
Wrong post? I don't know what you're trying to say.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@massdebater
u retarded?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Raving_Cute
So?

Cinematics ain't cheap kid, they took time, effort and money

Emberburn
Emberburn

@MPmaster
practice lucioball

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

hold the choke
spam the choke
generate some ult charge
push in with your ultimates
flank your enemy or enemy tries to flank you

the games not hard.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@New_Cliche
Yeah i misquoted.
My bad

Techpill
Techpill

I haven't played this since around release. Is the game dying now, or why is "Overwatch is dying" a common theme all over /v/?
What's the current meta? What are some upcoming tournaments? And is it true or not that the pro scene is dead, with everyone worth mentioning having dropped out to play other games?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Stupidasole
no?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Boy_vs_Girl
No problem user :*

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Methnerd
alright thanks

but i still don't understand the logic behind it, like what determines the blizzcon seeds

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

please shoot the soldier when I'm holding M2 over his ult

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

JESUS JAKE

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Techpill
i think people who played at launch are quitting the game. It really is a great game so either suck it up and keep playing or quit. There will always be other people to take your place, new people will come in and rise to the top.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@kizzmybutt
disgusting dva player

Spamalot
Spamalot

How do I find friends to play with?
Is there a Discord? If not, why hasn't anyone made one?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Evil_kitten
Well, the original seeding of the round robin groups was by average SR of the top 100 players of that country, the single elim bracket seeding basically followed from that.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Spamalot
try the reddit discord

Veeky Forums discords won't work because everyone here has autism, and some drama over moderation would kill it

girlDog
girlDog

@Bidwell
shoot the soldier while being disgusted if you have to

Inmate
Inmate

@CouchChiller
Don't play obviously trash heros
Do play easy S tier heros like tracer, dive tanks, CoD, etc
Communicate
Mash Q at the same time as your team

This game is WoW tier of abilities carrying you over skill or movement.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Doomfist nerf when?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@CouchChiller
teammates holding the choke
haha no

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Techpill
yes the game is actually dying
dive
literally nothing outside of korea, pretty much every org has dissolved their team if they dont have plans to move them
blizzard is trying to push this "league" idea after grossly overestimating how interested people are going to be in watching this game be played competitively, at this point its guaranteed to flop

farquit
farquit

when people ask me to switch off doomfist

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@farquit
Don't play classes I don't approve of faggot reported for throwing kys lmao u mad ;)

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@farquit
wow that guy was pretty toxic

i hope you reported him

5mileys
5mileys

@RavySnake
Blizzard should just pull the trigger and get the league started already, what they waiting for, Blizzcon? It's been another year nearly

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@farquit
"Anon, go healer you fucking faggot, we don't need a "hiiiiitscaaaaan"
pick zen
frag out

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Poker_Star
one person
oh noes the whole team is being torn apart

King_Martha
King_Martha

Join a match super late
Attacking team going for the final point on Volskaya
Pick DVA since a tank is needed
Walk from spawn to the enemy point
Cap it as they ignore me
....Well alright

Evilember
Evilember

@takes2long
built for being eaten by mercy

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Poker_Star
OH MY GOD PLS BE A RTS GAME

PLS I WANT A RTS GAME PLS RESURRECT THAT GENRE

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

hitscan
over-extending
xx hero is behind
xx is "one"
xx "peeling"

lol is there anything more CRINGE?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@RumChicken
It has to start somewhere user. Moving dev members from one game to another is almost never a good sign, especially from one that's supposed to be as big as OW

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Stupidasole
@Dreamworx
at the end of the day, everyone gets blacked by me

hairygrape
hairygrape

Stunned targets are now slowed heavily, meaning they're less likely to escape while stunned (especially while in the air)

idontknow
idontknow

People playing cancer colony in pro leagues
Having your terribly imbalanced stallfest broadcast to the world

FIX 2CP YOU SHITTER DEV TEAM

TreeEater
TreeEater

"Haha! time for some solo q comp
get matched up with a 5 stack
what they couldn't get 6 retards together?
"h-hey g-guys"
one guy already starts telling me what to do
"YO user, GO HEALER YOU FUCKING FAGGOT"

SniperGod
SniperGod

@RumChicken
animator leaves
get lazy eyed ana and pharah's janky as fuck intro

Nah man, it's gonna be fine.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@5mileys
shits obviously not ready yet
like they dont have enough buy ins to even form a proper divisional format at this point
not to mention that the entirety of the korean scene is looking to boycott the player draft and a sizable portion of nas and eus best players are going to be moving to korea to compete in apex for the forseeable future
theres a reason i said "guaranteed to flop", shits BAD right now, and between now and december i expect blizzard to make things ten times worse by trying to force korea to acquiesce and as a result piss off the entire fucking country

askme
askme

Can you have different sights for different heroes? if so, can someone post the Genji one?

Methshot
Methshot

not immediately throwing when you find a stack bigger than 2 players

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Poker_Star
Fucking kek, the meta is already shit. I can't imagine what this game is going to be like if they pull a WoW and take all the half decent devs

Are you ready for Overwatch to go through a WoD phase?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@New_Cliche
who are you? are you a professional gamer?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Techpill
The pros are still in it because blizz is dumping money into the tournaments. But they are complaining that they aren't even enjoying it
meta is stale, mirror matches everywhere and a high majority of heroes are picked less than 5% of the time

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Methshot
I never even need to throw. As soon as something immediately doesn't go our team's way everyone will tilt and be more focused arguing than winning or switching.

I wish you could forfeit so I didn't have to spend 20 minutes playing a toxic internet youtube comment section simulator.

Skullbone
Skullbone

soloq when

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Poker_Star
the sweetest gifts ever
shit I could get for free

FastChef
FastChef

BBQ MEI WHEN

fuck that little fat chink, nothing enrages me more than seeing her chubby face look right in my eyes after she super skilled freezes me and takes 20 seconds to line up her right click

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

OMG DEAD XD

idontknow
idontknow

@FastChef
thats what she was designed for. what did you expect?

hairygrape
hairygrape

So how's the new map?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@askme
nobody?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@FastChef
just remove her

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

lol people leaving games when they lose the first fight. Is this the new time saving strategy?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@PackManBrainlure
How much viewers DOTA2 had on the International Grand Finals yesterday? Genuinely curious.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@FastChef
boo hoo mommy i cant dive without repercussion
eat my icicles faggot

girlDog
girlDog

@PurpleCharger
what do you mean by sights

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Comp Lucioball is not fun.
Guess SR.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Supergrass
Tracer was BUILT for EATING PUSSY

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Will Overwatch ever get an expansion like content that we will have to pay for? Will they ever go that far into jew territory?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@lostmypassword
silver

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Lord_Tryzalot
boo hoo mommy hitting moving targets is too hard
End your life faggot

Spamalot
Spamalot

@FastChef
you will never fucked a hot-tied mei appled mouth pigger chilling out her pigger ass

why even live

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@CodeBuns
I think an expansion pack or a sequel could be cool, I don’t know what that is today. We don’t have an idea where it’s like “Oh okay, I totally know what it is”. What I don’t like is the concept of splitting up the playerbase – I don’t like the idea that some of us can play on this map or that some of us can or some of us can’t play with these heroes and some of us can’t. Just the way that Overwatch was designed, that doesn’t really work. We can get away with the map thing – I’ve seen other games do the map thing, but then it creates the two matchmaking pools. It’s hard enough to get matchmaking feel good, it’s hard enough to get people to play with their friends when you start to introduce that stuff. Hero switching is key to the game. I can’t imagine coming out with a hero that drives everybody crazy if somebody mains it and then that person not being able to switch off that hero. Or the opposite, where it’s like “Hey we really need an x, y or z right now” and somebody saying “I can’t switch because I don’t own that hero.” That, I think really strikes a chord with us as being wrong.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TreeEater
Too easy.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@LuckyDusty
NAISU

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Spamalot
DId you have a stroke?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Anyone else give McCree a belly rub for luck?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Poker_Star
did you really need to greentext the whole post
and attach a 'sexy' pharah picture so people read it

Illusionz
Illusionz

@LuckyDusty
character is specifically designed to slow and stop enemies
"WAAAAAH WAAAAAAH WHY DO YOU SLOW AND STOP ME YOU HAVE NO SKILL END YOURSELF!!"

Do you throw these bitchfits every time a Widow/Hanzo instakills you with a headshot like they're designed to?

Booteefool
Booteefool

take a risk with dragonblade
dive into their team and get a 5 man
it's POTG
hehe XD
chat starts lighting up
"Fuck you genji you weeb"

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@FastChef
imagine being at a skill level where this is a problem for you

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Friendly reminder that intelligent flanking wins games while gorilla pea-brain """divecomp""" """strats""" lose games.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Evilember
You mean built to be shot out of the sky.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

mercy still can get her ult in less than 30sec

Evilember
Evilember

@Stupidasole
leaving your team a man down to go walk across the map and pick off one person

ARE YOU A REAPER MAN?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@RavySnake
I'd rather quote the whole post so people can read the entire answer instead of leaving anything out.

likme
likme

@Booteefool
40 KM range 2HKO shield piercing player piercing weapon that does not have to be aimed on the most mobile hero in the game complete with reflect ability and dash
risk

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Booteefool
I want to give Mercy a foot rub instead.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Booteefool
"Fuck you genji you weeb"
Bonus points, was it a Soldier who said it?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@haveahappyday
being so bad at killing heroes that you give the enemy mercy almost 100% heal uptime

girlDog
girlDog

@Evilember
Decent reapers don't even do that anymore, he's all about point brawling now

massdebater
massdebater

tfw you get behind a bastion orisa combo

iluvmen
iluvmen

@SniperGod
correlation does not imply causation
Pharah's intro I think was fixed

@BinaryMan
Yeah, let's make a general rule based on a single occurrence

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Booteefool
I want to lick D.VA's tummy

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@girlDog
reticle, my bad.

5mileys
5mileys

@RavySnake
What do you have against a sexy Pharah pictures user? Who cares if catches people's attention more?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Evilember
picking off one person
No, user. It's about working your way through a group that doesn't check their six while the rest of your team attacks from the front.
5v6 doesn't matter in an FPS, all that matters is skill levels. This isn't a moba.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Stupidasole
You went with Pharah trying to flank but the divers found you and deleted you before you could do anything?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@haveahappyday
yes, you can change it in
controls > select the hero you want > reticle

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Soft_member
That's not cool, user.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Snarelure
hur hur check your S I X B R O

SniperGod
SniperGod

getting really fed up of shields my bros

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Selecao or Striker?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@hairygrape
You have to be a really fucking good mccree to 1v1 an average genji.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Snarelure
It's kind of moot when your team got wiped and you're stuck alone.

takes2long
takes2long

@likme
risk
hehe XD

@Burnblaze
idk probably, it was pretty epic

Inmate
Inmate

Best ship

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Booteefool
I would lick every part of her

Spamalot
Spamalot

does jake stream?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@eGremlin
hur hur everyone run at the enemy!

Snarelure
Snarelure

@GoogleCat
selecao because BR uniform is iconic

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Spamalot
Yes

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@SomethingNew
dive is a lot more fun then shooting at fucking barriers all day

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@BinaryMan
even the butthole?

idontknow
idontknow

@DeathDog
tracer will never lick your snatch

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@CodeBuns
More and more multiplayer shooters stopped doing that in this generation on consoles because it makes the playerbase smaller and smaller

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@massdebater
tfw you get behind orisa as bastion

whereismyname
whereismyname

Who are the top 3 heroes you want to sit on your face?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I want it so bad, just end the season now please.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@whereismyname
Zarya, Tracer, Mei

Obviously

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Inmate
Not even close. Jack is not a degenerate.

takes2long
takes2long

I want a pet Gengu!
I would walk him and keep him well milked!

askme
askme

@BunnyJinx
playing sombra
how revolting

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Fuzzy_Logic
Whatever d00d, it isn't fun to babysit the enemy mercy every game so that she doesn't ruin your teamfight by pressing a button. It's just not.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@CodeBuns
everywhere

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@BinaryMan
She's really sweaty I bet.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Lord_Tryzalot
There's nothing degenerate about loving an 18yo

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Jake tho

w8t4u
w8t4u

@askme
I actually barely play her - only in Deathmatch and if the team is fine for tanks or heals in Quick Play. But I take every chance I can get.

I just really fucking like her. If not for D.Va she'd easily be my favourite in the game.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@SomethingNew
hur hur
fixed the dive comp representation bro

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Snarelure
not bullying the enemy mercy and fucking the enemy team out of their healer/reset button as much as possible
playing in gold

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@GoogleCat
She's 19

Methnerd
Methnerd

@ZeroReborn
even better

Emberfire
Emberfire

@CodeBuns
19 in American or Korean?

Firespawn
Firespawn

I want a pet Tracey!
I would walk it and keep him well fed!

viagrandad
viagrandad

@whereismyname
Mei

Why

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Firespawn
him

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Emberfire
Korean

idontknow
idontknow

@takes2long
Angela pls

Playboyize
Playboyize

its your time to win the forced 50 queue
good picks
enemy abandons
next game youre supposed to lose
5 dps

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Firespawn
I wanna lick Dvas armpits

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Coolmatt69

FastChef
FastChef

Arcade loot boxes reset when?! it's been 5 days

Booteefool
Booteefool

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@RavySnake
Look at that fat chinese log cutter

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@StonedTime
In Korean she'd be 20 though.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Booteefool
jesus christ stop posting.
thank god for filters

Supergrass
Supergrass

@PurpleCharger
I don't think x part of the game is fun
Lmao you're just a shitter
Lol sure d00d

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

You know I think I've finally pegged why exactly I despise Genji.

I am absolutely okay with his kit. What I am NOT okay with is how fucking overly generous his hitboxes are, and how they promote button mashing.

I expect precision, not flailing around like an epileptic seizure. His flips should screw with his own PoV as much as it does the enemy's targetting of him. He shouldn't have such a fucking generous hitbox on Swiftstrike, and he shouldn't be allowed to melee cancel anything if they took it away from Ana, of all people.

Actually, I lied, I am not okay with a part of his kit. Literally everyone else gets their ult cancelled if they get interrupted/killed during the cast time of it, and he doesn't. For what purpose?!

massdebater
massdebater

taiwan sends a full pro team
loses to some burgers

How embarrassing

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Who wants to read my Mei x McCree SPH fanfic

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Sir_Gallonhead
That's the most disgusting slang for a butt ever. You should honestly kill yourself for even entertaining the prospect of using that seriously or jokingly.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Firespawn
Traceys are rowdy and hard to domesticate.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@GoogleCat
How pathetic of you to limit yourself. 13yo is legal in my country.

5mileys
5mileys

@King_Martha
That's nice if you like fucking grandmas.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Stark_Naked
slang

What region are you from? What does that word mean?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@hairygrape
I promise i'll take good care of it.
I'll let it out to pee 3 times a day

WebTool
WebTool

@Burnblaze
Not good enough m8. You must let them run free for most of the day so they'll be happy.

likme
likme

@LuckyDusty
mad little faggot can't stand USA's superiority

lmao

TechHater
TechHater

i burnt myself out on Overwatch that i can't even bother to play during the event

Spamalot
Spamalot

Tips for Doomfist? I understand his charge, it's mainly his uppercut and drop-down attack I don't really know how to use. I just use them as an escape mechanism (uppercutt, then drop far away)

girlDog
girlDog

@likme
I will ravage your boipussy

cum2soon
cum2soon

@VisualMaster
dudu
kolero
Brazil, not even once

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Crazy_Nice
Wasn't a warcraft 3 remaster hinted at some point?

Methshot
Methshot

@TechHater
Tracer/Winston/Dva/Lucio core
Zen or Ana
CoD or Genji 2nd DPS

Wow such variety. I am glad we have 24 fucking heros when we see 8 fucking played.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@likme
I don't give a fuck about the OWL
this little faggot has been posting the worst shit all thread

farquit
farquit

@Spamalot
If you're near a ledge you can knock people off that normally wouldn't die to your charge by using uppercut into charge.
I wouldn't recommend using his shift/e offensively, really only keep it for finishing off people or for escaping.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@girlDog
@Burnblaze
non arguments. keep bitching about AMERICA'S superiority. faggots. lol.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Methshot
Saw whatever you want, I haven't had more fun since the meta started being a thing

I was so sick and tired of always be rein and see my team never take advantage of the barrier

Firespawn
Firespawn

@PackManBrainlure
dota 2 / csgo tier 3 tourneys get 70k minimum
OW league which wants 20 mil only pulls 50k on a world cup stream

AHAHAHAHAHHAH

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

MY DIIICK

Inmate
Inmate

@Methshot
SHITTER ALERT.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Spamalot
Uppercut -> slam makes a good escape, but you can also use them the other way around for solid damage against multiple enemies. Slam is still sort of weird, you will actually get the most damage from it (up to 125) using it off a high surface WITHOUT jumping or uppercutting first, and it pulls enemies closer to you, making uppercuts easier.
Also, slam can be useful around a corner that you wouldn't be able to punch past by simply slamming and turning 90 degrees before you land.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Inmate
How are objective facts indicative that I am a shitter? Are you not watching this league or hero usage statistics? It's the same shit everywhere.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Firespawn
The World Cup has nothing to do with OWL my man

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Nojokur
Yes it does. It's required to have OWC participation if you want to get scouted if you didn't make it into Contenders.

Try again nigger

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Firespawn
TI 7
100+ heroes picked, the drafting stage is always interesting, games are easy to follow through the top-down view
Overwatch World Cup
6 heroes picked, games are always mirror-matches, can't follow what's happening because first-person turns games into schizophrenic light shows

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Nojokur
It's not a bad gauge for interest. When normal tournaments are running they don't even get this many viewers.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Firespawn
It's required to have OWC participation if you want to get scouted if you didn't make it into Contenders
Teams aren't going to ignore good players just because they didn't happen to play in the world cup.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Spamalot
my cherry picked opinions = facts

shitters are so obvious lmfao. kys little faggot.

FastChef
FastChef

@Firespawn
Dumb retard.

farquit
farquit

@Sir_Gallonhead
I'm so sick of people claiming Overwatch is unwatchable.

How can you not ENJOY THIS?!

Snarelure
Snarelure

@WebTool
I guess I could make a pen for the Tracey in my garden

Nojokur
Nojokur

@FastChef
@Fried_Sushi
Did you not read the scouting report :)

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@farquit
What does a Jackson Pollock painting have to do with Overwatch

Inmate
Inmate

@Nojokur
the scouting report
the
Whose?
There's no Overwatch scouting authority.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@DeathDog
You seem unreasonably upset and it's making you look really bad. The meta is stale and that's observable regardless of how you look at it. Are you sure you're arguing with the right person? How are you making the connection between observations and an anonymous person being bad at a videogame?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@farquit
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

w8t4u
w8t4u

@King_Martha
shitter thinks his superior is going to bother reading his sperg out

nope. tl;dr. stay mad, bitch.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

2cp

Skullbone
Skullbone

dps mains btfo

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I want Tracer to sit on my face as a joke hahahahaha

viagrandad
viagrandad

So I decided to hop in and finally do placements.
Ranked at gold with 2029SR (3 wins, 7 losses). Better than I expected, so I'm satisfied.
Wondering how "good/bad" it is though.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@viagrandad
in the eyes of most people you're the bottom of the barrel and we couldnt tell you from a bronze-diamond player.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Skullbone
chads playing healer
lmao keep dreaming healcucks

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Raving_Cute
tfw Tracer isn't real
tfw even if she was real, she'd still be homosexual
tfw even if she was real and heterosexual, no way she'd be interested in you

That's like, three layers of tfw.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Tracer walking around uncontested deleting everything
Dva being unkillable and the most versatile hero in the game
Lucio has not been S tier since beta

Dive was a mistake.

happy_sad
happy_sad

We probably won't get this for Halloween

likme
likme

get our shit stomped by a Pharmercy in QP
Reaper: "OMG KILL THE MERCY"

getting our shit stomped by a five stack in QP on Attack on Gibraltar
team would have done so much better with literally any second tank
no one changes until a minute left
Faggot has changed to Torbjorn (was Genji)

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Whats the point of comp lucioball? Do you get comp points from it?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Need_TLC

that ult shit

Yeah, okay I was wondering wtf was up with that.

He ulted and had it for a good 3 seconds before I killed him as Rein.

Then he respawns and uses it to win the game not a minute later.

How the fuck. They actually let this slide? I shut DOWN his ult. How fucking fair is it to let him keep it?

Flameblow
Flameblow

you see your ana permasleeping someone in TM
wwyd?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@VisualMaster
@Need_TLC
@eGremlin
@Dreamworx
@Skullbone
@VisualMaster
Its was like $50 just to preorder 50 card packs and they function the same way loot boxes used to before change so you are guaranteed to get duplicates of everything except legendaries.

Their best nonsale deal is $70 for 60 card packs and each card pack has 5 cards with one guaranteed rare. But to even be able to play competative "or anything remotely enjoyable because casual is a meta shitfest aswell" you have to buy from FOUR DIFFERENT EXPANSION PACKS.

The hearthstone devs have no fucking intention on letting that game have longevity instead they just make the game more and more unfriendly to newcomers and make it increasingly better for the people that dont realize wasting hundreds of dollars on digital cards is retarded

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Flameblow
wave and leae

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I really like Overwatch you guys, but this is just sad, the forced meta, the shitty matchmaker, the broken SR system, the godforsaken community.
I mean, yes, the events and skins are great but there's only so much shit you can take.
I might actually stop playing the game for awhile and see where it goes.
I'm not even angry, just really really disappointed at the game.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@TurtleCat
The meta isn't forced beyond most heros just being neglected garbage and vastly inferior to dive tanks and ultra mobile DPS heros.

idontknow
idontknow

@TurtleCat
stop playing comp cause im sick of seeing dive meta
go play quick play
get screamed at for not filling into dive comp

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@TurtleCat
I'm pretty much in the same boat as you.
I come back occasionally to play quickplay but that's it. I hope they turn this shit around.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

who is cantus

girlDog
girlDog

@happy_sad
Haha that'd be great.
Also, I need Orisa with twin braids; didn't think she could get any cuter.

@Flameblow
Leave them. Absolute mayhem is taking place. It's probably for the best.
Doomfist is insane in Total Mayhem and needs to be controlled. Thankfully, we had an Ana who made sure he stayed out of the match for a while.

massdebater
massdebater

@Lord_Tryzalot
So technically, it's kinda forced since balance changes are literally in the hands of the devs.

likme
likme

@Flameblow
Am I in a six-stack?
If yes, leave her to do her thing.
If no, am I capable of big damage headshots?
If yes, give them the Ol' Yeller before someone else wakes them up and ruins it.
If no, leave her to it.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Genji gets to press q and win the game single handidly

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Ignoramus
zen
healer
might as well call soldier a healer

FastChef
FastChef

I'm close to get my first golden wep, /owg/.

Here's my most played heroes.

girlDog
girlDog

@Snarelure
Fine, but don't let them stay alone for long periods of times. Traceys are social creatures and WILL die of loneliness if you don't get them a few friends.

massdebater
massdebater

/vg/thread/185978717#p186000000

King_Martha
King_Martha

@FastChef
Wanna know how I know you're gay?

Evilember
Evilember

@FastChef
What SR are you? I am a diamond shitter who barely plays yet I still have like three golds.

Methnerd
Methnerd

heres how to ruin a dps mains day
step 1: pick d.va
there you go now have fun ruining dps mains days

likme
likme

Why is the banter in this game so sterile?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Methnerd
Someone thought matrix was a good idea

I understand shit like tac visor needing a counter but holy fuck she negates 95% of all damage from all sources. They did not think it through at all. I wish mei and zarya were a bit better at sawing through her health because as it stands she has no real check.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@SomethingNew
Well it was made with the idea of have a 12s cooldown between uses and not as a toggled ability.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Supergrass
according to their own sources it was 4.7 million. number is highly speculative though, that probably includes everyone in the arena, twitch, ingame, youtube and whatever stream there is, plus an estimation of people viewing at public viewing. twitch had about 800k if i remember correctly, might be wrong. they just said 4.7 million worldwide viewers, whatever that may actually be. it's hard to tell.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@StrangeWizard
You can clearly see the wraith animation start before your flashbang hits the floor

TechHater
TechHater

@Poker_Star
what is soe

Lunatick
Lunatick

'lets try good ol na servers because people are just so fucking mixed on eu, not including those that intentionally throw from hero select'.
get numbani defence.
pick in torb.
somebody else actually picks healer.
'uhhhh whut'
this is special because on eu servers nobody picks a healer ever in qp.
have a pretty good hold on first point but ultimately lose it.
switch over to junkrat because they have a reinhardt now.
team stays on their heroes and i get consistent heals from ana when i need them.
absolutely shitstomp the enemy team even though they had a tryhard mercy and ana combo.
get potg as junkrat.
doomfuck couldn't stop charging into blatant traps.
this is before junkrats buffs too.

I actually had fun. . .

You yanks are alright!

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Evilember
Platinum faget who plays Mei, D.Va, Winston, Zen and Pharah most of the time.

That Mercy's playtime came from DPSing around and the first time I started playing this game and it was the closest thing I was used to in TF2

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Flameblow
Depending on who it is they're sleeping I leave them alone.
Winston, Zarya, Rein, Road, Mei, Junk: Let em catch some Zzzzzs

Anyone else I kill.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@idontknow
I have literally never seen this happen, and I play exclusively QP

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Methnerd
be Sombra
be plinking D.Va
she puts up DM
"Iniciando el hackeo"

Watch as she wobbles away while I slowly deplete her hp.

5mileys
5mileys

Is there any way to view your stats for a game after it has ended?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Boy_vs_Girl
it should be like that

WebTool
WebTool

@TechHater
Not Tracer, that's for sure.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@FastChef
I can't aim for shit

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Lunatick
It's disturbing how much easier it is to enjoy the game on NA compared to EU

FastChef
FastChef

Finally got out of diamond and climbed my way into masters lucioball (just over 3500 now), people still are terrible at this level. I've got a 62% win rate but it's hard to climb quickly when half my teammates don't understand passing or how to clear the ball properly.

Anyone else frustrated at the competition? I thought at this level people would be better.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Call of Duty has more viewers on Twitch
ded gaem

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Dreamworx
every time I see a sombra hack a dva my day gets a little better bless you and every other sombra main in existence.

FastChef
FastChef

Playing QP to relax
Devastating some guy as Doomfist
mfw he keeps crowing about how he's recording me whenever I miss a kill
Keeps dying to me
Switches to Doomfist
Still gets his shit smashed in
I win with gold elims
He tries to pretend he's not salty while still talking about recordings
Is this autism?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Thong skins when?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@JunkTop
Implying you don't need aim for right clicking Pharahs

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

This game needs more cute dykes

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@FastChef
Lucioball is shit and no one cares about being good at it

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@TurtleCat
Every female in overwatch is lesbian

Evilember
Evilember

ZZNNIPUURRHH... LEAVE ZIS TO ME..

Flameblow
Flameblow

@CouchChiller
it's more fun than normal comp play. I only do qp and lucioball now~

Emberfire
Emberfire

i don't understand the point of doomfist

apparently he's got a 52% winrate in GM but to me, it seems like he's just a genji except he has to go full retard all-in on every kill, and his main method of killing has the fucking blizzard coding randomness issue where half the wall hits don't register when they should

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@FastChef
It's fucking baffling

qp slacking before dinner with brother
mercy-monkey just jumping and aidsing in enemy spawn, they're all gold players and cant hit us as long as we move
camp 4 of them right outside spawn
our team is still getting their shit pushed in and writing books about how red team widow and hanzo are using aimbots
they miss 9/10 shots when I test them

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@TurtleCat
eyes are so far apart

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@TurtleCat
implying ANYTHING can compare to little Tracey

Inmate
Inmate

be Mercy main
when I win I barely get 20 SR
start playing Dva and Rein
just had a game where I got 31 SR
Why does Jeff punish support players?
You're supposed to encourage people to play support.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Is COMPETITIVE LUCIO mode going to stay or do we actually have fun for 10 games, place and drop it and wait for the next COMPETITIVE BRAWL?

I don't feel that invested into the game anymore but, free points for a random golden gun dont sound too bad.

TechHater
TechHater

@Dreamworx
Yes in female dimorphism the eyes are wider set than in males. It is considered an attractive trait, you homo.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Emberfire
dont worry, the other half you kill people around corners and behind objects, like the car on kings row
they can't program precise hit interactions for shit, except shields, they're accurate.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Dreamworx
it'll stay for a couple weeks at most. Maybe through the end of this month.

massdebater
massdebater

@Dreamworx
competitive snowball offensive

Kill me now

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Evilember
ze enemy haz a teleportuuurghh

Nojokur
Nojokur

@massdebater
I think they know that was garbage
we'll get something brand new for christmas

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Just got a Hanzo player who killed himself over and over just because he wanted our Sombra to switch. The entire round! Why do people do stuff like this?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Spazyfool
Personal issues.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@FastChef
playing mccree to hone my aim some and because I like playing him
keep killing people
one of the enemy switches to mccree and in every team fight they make a b line for me first
bites them in the ass
we end up winning because of it

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Inmate
Sr is fucked.

Do nothing but shoot shields as jobber robot
win with no medals
+70 SR

Backbone of team as Zarya with 4 golds and over 50 elims
+20 SR

Techpill
Techpill

@Lunatick
are most of the complainers in these threads yuropoors then? would explain a lot, as I don't encounter most of the shit people bitch about here.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@TechHater
I'll fucking suck your dick.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@PurpleCharger
bullying the enemy mercy
when she's playing hide and seek with her long ass beam that cross walls and corners while she is behind 2 tank and a turret

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Techpill
I'm in EU and I don't encounter that shit either.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TurtleCat
why are some girls too cute

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Spazyfool
Because they are kids or adults with autism.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@BlogWobbles
girl

I've got news for you...

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Spazyfool
because sombra doesn't work in bronze

5mileys
5mileys

This thread is lacking bloos.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Who is the Overwatch heroes' Sam Hyde?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Carnalpleasure
Nah.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I want to kill people who waifu Tracer.
Like physically castrate them and torture them to death.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Just hit GM for the first time. Now I can finally put this game down.

Feelsgoodman

hairygrape
hairygrape

@5mileys
Could always use some Bloo

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Booteefool
when she's playing hide and seek with her long ass beam that cross walls and corners while she is behind 2 tank and a turret
she's doing horribly at hide and seek
being unable to bypass the tanks and turrets
being gold

hairygrape
hairygrape

@SomethingNew
DM is only overwhelming since Hog removal.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@BlogWobbles
We can't all have what we want. I'd like you to kill yourself, but that's not happening, is it?

Snarelure
Snarelure

This new main menu theme is fucking awful ear rape

Snarelure
Snarelure

@BlogWobbles
Tracer is my waifu! I want to cuddle her and nibble her ears, then I want her to take my penis deep in her snatch. Wanna know what happens after that?

Spamalot
Spamalot

guy keeps telling me to kill myself after the first goal in comp lucioball
acts surprised when i go afk

Playboyize
Playboyize

@New_Cliche
im so low in ranking the enemies dont actually focus me when i dive

Snarelure
Snarelure

korean hero
doesn't look korean at all
japanese heroes don't look japanese
chinese character doesn't look chinese

Flameblow
Flameblow

@PurpleCharger
lol not even top500

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Snarelure
She's a lesbian, she hates penis.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@VisualMaster
I'll fuck her straight ;)

o-or even gayer...

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Spazyfool
a mentally ill individual

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@hairygrape
Hog hook needs to be 5 seconds.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Burnblaze
Bloo would cut your penis off

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@VisualMaster
lesbians
not using dildos extensively

idontknow
idontknow

@Playboyize
being so low rank you don't know how to go through unorthodox diving paths
being so low rank as to not diving with the team
being so low rank as to not use the chaos to make quick work of the hiding Mercy as she's giving her position away with the beam

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Spazyfool
I had a mercy who kept screaming SWITCH GENJI with a cracking voice because the enemy picked winston.

First he started being really angry and talked like a psycho then he started screaming till his mother knocked on his door, then he started talking quietly but kept breathing really heavily and it was probably the most horrific experience ive ever had in online games.

After game he added me then he said hes gonna hunt me down and torture me. Kid was from the UK based on his accent,thats all i know.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@GoogleCat
implying tracer doesn't have a penis already

happy_sad
happy_sad

implying that mercy isn't the top
implying that pharah isn't the bottom
implying that mercy doesn't have a goliath dick that she uses to pleasure/punish pharah with

fucking lmao

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@hairygrape
Sounds like the average UK inhabitant

Methnerd
Methnerd

If Tracer was real what are the odds that she'd be chin-deep in some snatch RIGHT NOW?

I give it a cool 80%

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@hairygrape
cool story bro

askme
askme

@CouchChiller
They didn't change the VAs, but just had the inflections of the lines said differently. Widow's VA has always been the VA for her in English and French.

Booteefool
Booteefool

winning on koth with a Torb/Sym combo

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Methnerd
0%
A girl as beautiful as Tracer would never be a lesbian in real life.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Booteefool
You can build up a solid defense once you've capped the point, the hard part is usually actually capping it.

girlDog
girlDog

@askme
I don't know, the earliest stuff sounds like a completely different person and not just her VA doing something different with the lines. At least before beta when it was just trailers for the game.

https://youtu.be/dushZybUYnM?t=3m39s

askme
askme

@Poker_Star
lore team is literally just chu tweeting and occasionally scraping together money from the skins budget to commission a 3rd party studio to make a flip book animation
dev team is jeff and two other people who actually have more than a year of experience
bug fixing team is some five interns who weren't lucky enough to work on hearthstone/wow
there are more VA's than actual devs on the team

idontknow
idontknow

Tracey is cute! CUTE!
I want to squeeze her until her guts spill out her mouth!

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@idontknow
I want to tear the flesh off her bones with my teeth! I want to eat Tracers meat!

Soft_member
Soft_member

dva negates my shots
genji reflects my shots i never fired in the first place
die
pls fix ty

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Garbage Can Lid
I want to have a romantic meal with her dead corpse! her ass would be the main course!

Evilember
Evilember

@hairygrape
boy being a healslut and screeching
Kid ain't right, Bobby.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Bidwell
the game is one year old
people still don't know how to crouch walk towards the enemy spawn as Sym to pick apart the enemy 1 by 1 while the rest of your team masturbates on the point

massdebater
massdebater

@idontknow
@BlogWobbles
these fuccbois
Imagine being this triggered over a female fictional character.

Supergrass
Supergrass

I don't like the turn /owg/ has taken.

askme
askme

@happy_sad
implying: the post

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@SomethingNew
DM isn't overpowered tho. It's not like you can have it up the whole match, you can only leave it up for around 6 or 7 seconds then you need to wait like 12 or 13 for it to fully charge back up.

Go ahead and jump into a match where you just keep spamming DM, it won't go well. Good D.va players know when to DM and who to put their DM on in a team fight and know exactly how long they should keep it up for, while also being mindful of it's cooldown.

So you could just hold your DM on the enemy Pharmercy for the full 6-7 seconds, but then that Pharah has a whole 12 seconds of free potshots on your team. Instead, a good D.va player will put up DM every time Pharah fires, instead of just holding it on her.

Literally the only team you should ever just hold down RMB is when you need to cone a high DPS character (i.e. Bastion in turret mode or an Aimbot Soldier) or to cover a low health teammate's retreat.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Supergrass
There is so little game content to discuss we have to fight daily with the people who would rather just post fanfics and gay art like its /utg/ or /fnaf/.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@GoogleCat
please stop reddit spacing

idontknow
idontknow

@TreeEater
can't think of any contribution to the conversation
shitposts
I can't blame you tbqh Overwatch is a dead meme.

takes2long
takes2long

How many girlfriends does Tracer have? My guess is 13, or maybe even a hundred!

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@idontknow
Not a shitpost, I just don't like reddit spacing

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@TreeEater
Its funny you can actually see the state of the game just from reddit posts. 80% crying about bugs, 10% fan art, 5% highlights, and 5% actual content.

We are fucking going down.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@CodeBuns

hello

reddit

Lunatick
Lunatick

@GoogleCat
Dva being able to hold matrix isn't what's OP. It's the lack of counterplay. When she DM's she rips the controllers away of everyone she looks at. She fears nothing. She beats winston, mei is trash, sombra relies on easily punishable gimmicks, Zarya is immobile.

Imagine how overpowered Genji would be considered if Winston didn't exist. That's Dva. She's mostly untouchable and extremely flexible.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@CodeBuns
@TreeEater
Making separate sentences/paragraphs for separate things is tought in basic English class. Why do you faggots think it's a "reddit thing"?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Woo bongland!

/wsg/thread/1789437#p1789437

Bidwell
Bidwell

Anyone wanna play together QP (dont mind playing ranked, but mind that I still havent finished placements) for that sweet exp bonus?

If yes, please add Sayonara #2335 eu

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Lunatick
@CodeBuns
@idontknow
@TreeEater
What the fuck stop posting this shit.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Evil_kitten
You didn't need spaces between any of those lines, fuck off with your "basic english class"

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Need_TLC
HOW MANY GOD DAMN TIRED PEPES ARE THERE

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Lunatick
I suppose that's a good point, although I'd argue that a good Zarya can fuck up a good D.va anyday regardless of mobility.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Soe is the only good thing about esports

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Yo FUCK Genji for real

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Who doesn't want to pay $20 million for this? It's a fucking steal.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@RavySnake
I want to perform cunnilingus on her if you catch my drift

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Crazy_Nice
@Need_TLC
@CodeBuns
@idontknow
@TreeEater
These faggots posting this image is funnier than anything ever posted in an /owg/

just pull the plug already

iluvmen
iluvmen

@RavySnake
she was kinda cute before she went full dyke

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@CouchChiller
I think I do!

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Nude_Bikergirl
Sorry, we don't have enough team members to pull the plug, hold on while we contact third party plug pullers because all our team members went to hearthstone or something.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@LuckyDusty
carrying about shitters copying pros

King_Martha
King_Martha

@takes2long
All the OW girls are her girlfriends, including Athena.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Does lucioball have skill decay?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Need_TLC
And let's see how diverse the best teams in the world are

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Raving_Cute
No, no decay info on Tier legend

Spamalot
Spamalot

@MPmaster
Meanwhile, in SK

w8t4u
w8t4u

@AwesomeTucker
@Dreamworx
@AwesomeTucker
lawbreakers

Don't you want to play as these cool heros!?
Overwatch is like DISNEY compared to these over the top, extreme, psycho killaz!!

Lawbreakers! in stores now!

puke.....white people shouldn't be allowed to design characters.....fuck.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@MPmaster
esports scene in a closed beta

maybe in 3 more years we'll have enough heroes for this game to be competitive on a realistic level, not who's best with the literally 6-7 hero meta

SniperGod
SniperGod

@w8t4u
Which one's the token bulldyke? Is that the blonde hitler-youth androgynous looking person?

girlDog
girlDog

@w8t4u
white people shouldn't be allowed to design characters

please, I bet the people who made these are a bunch of diversity fill miscellaneous art major girls with purple hair.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@w8t4u
SKILL BASED GAme BTW

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Be Solo healing Lucio in a comp game
Doing pretty decent with a decent team
Have one of the shittiest genjis i've ever seen
Quiet the whole match
Late in the game asks someone to go Mercy
Nobody switches as we're doing well with our comp despite this dead genji weight
Starts asking and gets more frustrated
Starts screaming at me for not pocketing him
Tell him i'm not staying near him cause he's garbage
Reees in the mic and says he's throwing
Win anyway
End of game we all say how he's garbage and that he did just as well throwing than he did playing
"Reported"

This game has one bad community at times

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I really just wish this game was dead at this point to be 100% honest. The embarrassing amount of skins and the shit-tier garbage fucking characters they keep releasing that never pan out the way they wanted them to just make the game feel like it's on life-support.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Stupidasole
there's nothing to fill the void yet, so im glad it's on life support

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

win game 23 sr
lose game 44 sr
uhh

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@iluvmen
Do it, give me Brian!

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@w8t4u
lawbreakers
bunch of minorities
I mean they're not wrong in that regard.

askme
askme

@girlDog
I bet the people who made these are a bunch of diversity fill miscellaneous art major girls with purple hair.

you mean white girls?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Stupidasole
what else is there to play?
i like playing giant german and shooting man with hat and i can't do that anywhere else

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Spamalot
That image is from SK m8. It's what they play when they aren't memeing on shitters.

SniperWish
SniperWish

doing good with Tracer and getting more practice with her
have to switch to support ever game because my family starts doing whatever the fuck it is they do on the wi-fi and destroying me connection
can literally never play Tracer or any DPS if my brother's home because he's constantly streaming
Why the fuck do I even pay for this crap if everyone else abuses it.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@askme
Yeah? Are you saying there is a worse female than a non-STEM white chick who thinks she needs to be unique by body modification?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@w8t4u
@Bidwell
I bought the game a few days ago. Putting memes aside it offers a shitton of fun with that mobility and plays like an arena shooter with objectives,OW and LB are too different from eachother.

I play OW for competetive and when i burn out from it i just switch to lawbreakers for fun.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@VisualMaster
Paladins basically has both of those. :^)

Playboyize
Playboyize

@w8t4u
nexon
Why not just make it anime styled or something, they'd rake tons of money

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Stupidasole
me too desu, but what else is there to play?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Boy_vs_Girl
Putting memes aside it offers a shitton of fun with that mobility and plays like an arena shooter with objectives

but the characters look like shit.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Gigastrength
Characters are the same as in quake or unreal tournament. They aren't memorable at all and nobody gives a shit about them. OW has better written characters for sure.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Deadlyinx
Just started doing placement matches because I took a few months break just before the anniversary event
get into match, already know it's going to be a loss because the other team has 2 golds and a grandmaster as well as some other placement match shitters and my team which has all placement shitters and a gold
our team comp is 2 tanks 3 DPS (one of them being a terrible fucking Junkrat and a guy who wont get off Doom Fist) and a shitty mercy
Mercy isn't doing too bad but we need extra healing so I politely ask over the mic if Junkrat or Doomfist would mind going Lucio or Zen
they both start spamming the "I NEED HEALING" voiceline and start jumping around
shortly after we lose the first round (it's a king of the hill match) Mercy switches to fucking Orisa
Even though I have 4 gold as D.va I switch to Lucio
we end up losing 3 nothing

I hate how passive aggressive people can be in this shit fucking game.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

LEAVE OVERWATCH TO ME

TechHater
TechHater

@Soft_member
genji reflects my shots i never fired in the first place
die

Correction,

my retarded teammates shot at the gengu deflect dealing 2 or more heroes worth of damage towards me.

Yes, there are still retards that shoot Gengu deflect and Zarya bubbles for some reason.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Playboyize
How annie mae you want your game, senpai?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Why did they give Sombra a SoCal chola accent instead of a real Mexican one?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Stupidasole
I wish my girlfriend would drop the game already. I only play it because she badgers me too. Deaths always feel like I got robbed because of the game's "quirks" (bad netcode and poor balance decisions) so it's no fun for casual, and it's not really competitive material.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@5mileys
Post more then

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

German team looks really buff desu.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Crazy_Nice
It just sounds like you suck senpai, and also you're a huge pussy for letting your girlfriend tell you what games to play.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Crazy_Nice
Do you also let her pick what bull she wants to sleep with every night?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@happy_sad
They are still cute to me

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Gigastrength
I-is there uncropped? or at least m-more?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Soft_member
get ready for a big high noon
die
kill cam shows genji reflected my ult back at me while he was behind me
its also potg
I really wished I had recorded it cause that was some bullshit

farquit
farquit

@New_Cliche
It's not like I'm playing much else nowadays anyway. I'd rather play a game that's only kind of fun with her than do nothing while she plays alone.
@Flameblow
No, we have a very strict schedule. Jamal is on Mondays and Thursdays, Tyrese is Tuesdays and Fridays, Jayquan gets Wednesdays and Saturdays, and we both sleep alone in separate beds on Sundays to keep the sabbath chaste like the good book says.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Sharpcharm
when does it get actual fun characters
the only two i like are ranger and scalebearer
anarki and sorlag are dull as shit i want someone else with proper air control
also no more toothpick waifu cancer

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@TechHater
I had a team mate explain to me that you could break a genji block like a barrier if you shot him enough.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@farquit
I'd rather play a game that's only kind of fun with her than do nothing while she plays alone.
do nothing
there's plenty of shit you could do idiot. jesus this is some high level co-dependant bullshit....very unhealthy user.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Germany 4-0 the UK

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@StrangeWizard
There's not much I WANT to do, though. I've got the ADD so I need to be doing something with my hands whenever possible, and video games let me do that.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Crazy_Nice
my girlfriend

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@TechHater
nah it was me who was shooting
nice game overtards

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Need_TLC
bongs are winning 2 - 0

Emberfire
Emberfire

I smoke way too much, /owg/

Tell me which character to play incessantly in comp until I get an a POTG with them. I'll move on to the next recommendation after that until I get the next POTG

RavySnake
RavySnake

I miss the times when they were just a trio.
Doomfist ruins everything.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Emberfire
Ana

See you in never

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Emberfire
Ana

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@RavySnake
I think of Doomfist as the Giovanni to their Team Rocket. He hangs around a fancy office being disappointed that they got beaten by a pikachu again.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@RavySnake
ruins the "story"
ruins the gameplay
ruins the porn
What a fucking mistake

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@RavySnake
HEWMANNITY MOST BECOM STRONGAH

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@New_Cliche
Sorry. To make it up to you, I won't give you the information that makes it worse.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@RavySnake
She literally looks like a 40 year old tranny right now

SniperWish
SniperWish

@CouchChiller
Agreed.
Sombra is meowth

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Emberfire
ana

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@RavySnake
Tats ruin her.
Tats ruin everything.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

open up World Cup stream
Zarya buff did nothing
2/3 of the roster ignored
that other game only had 4 heroes ignored

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@SniperWish
Well, yeah. She's their doofy, loud little mascot. Since we're talking Talon, I'd love to see Talon skins for Reaper, Sombra, and Doomfist. Like Widow's.

w8t4u
w8t4u

we're all grouped up but our tard for brains Rein won't go first despite them having a Bastion and Widow
phara ults on this blob of uncoordinated heros
sextuple kill

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Crazy_Nice
@Spazyfool
warcraft 3 remaster
warcraft 4
please blizz

askme
askme

@Emberfire
Had me until the face

@Poker_Star
MFW got Overwatch gifted, played with that friend once, got said friend so mad they no longer game with me in FPS's, and -still- didn't pay a damn dime for Overwatch and it's now dying.

Fuck that game. Although with how quickly Overwatch rose and fell, it reminds me of that uh..Hi-Rez business. No thanks!

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Need_TLC
waaah everything is reddit mommy mommy!

idontknow
idontknow

@w8t4u
i want to sex pharah

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Is playing with high ping considered throwing

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

germans dont even step on point

they gave up

massdebater
massdebater

@GoogleCat
Tats ruin everything.
Agreed. I'm tired of meeting girls that get some trashy meaningless shit permanently imprinted onto their skin.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

UK 4-0 again
It's just too easy

SniperGod
SniperGod

Snipers and Mei need to be removed from the game, most anti-fun horseshit in Overwatch.

WebTool
WebTool

@RavySnake
it's the opposite for me, i really like him in the group. the more the merrier!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Poker_Star
@Crazy_Nice
@Carnalpleasure
@Spazyfool

Blizzard has been hiring new people for an unknown project but all the people theyve gotten are sitting under the "diablo" section,game is not specified as its not a diablo 3 expansion but possibly a new diablo game. Or the "diablo" section is a placeholder.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@WebTool
this will never be canon
i just want to see talon have some fun..

Inmate
Inmate

@VisualMaster
Lets not pretend like a diablo MMO wouldn't sell a billion dollars in the first year. Or a mix of MMO and OW; first person dungeon crawler with team based coordination.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I wanna cuddle Tracey

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Inmate
@VisualMaster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ur2IZZ_XbY

skip to 0:40

Snarelure
Snarelure

@SniperGod
Leave snipers in.
I love counter sniping them as Torb.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@massdebater
meeting enough women that you can complain about shit like tattoos

TechHater
TechHater

hog picked for the first time
dies immediately after hooking someone
switches to D.Va

Too perfect

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Ignoramus
get in FUCKING line.

Techpill
Techpill

@cum2soon
haha guys look at this virgin
poiny and laugh and him

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Fuzzy_Logic
dat Hog bantz pick

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

the amount of viable heroes are so small, crowd and casters fucking cheer when a different hero is used

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@cum2soon
seems like 90% of women I meet have ugly tattoos. 90% the vast majority, almost all of them. Regardless if that number is 4 or 400.

FastChef
FastChef

@Techpill
Settle down, Chad, your typing is all over the place.

Supergrass
Supergrass

hardly play Pharah anymore
get a moment like this
It's the little things

Booteefool
Booteefool

@TechHater
reaper and rein being used
they're still winning easily
UK confirmed SK junior

cum2soon
cum2soon

@SniperWish
me too, user. me too :(

FastChef
FastChef

switch onto mccree
suck dick
every damn time

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@whereismyname
This guy, whil having factual information, rambles and just kinda says nothing. No shit they hired 16+ people to make a game, blizzard isn't run by gaben where they just don't make games anymore but actually have to keep producing new shit to sell.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Booteefool
nvm they switched

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

check out my sick goomba stomp with doomfist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IptYQQEw8P8&feature=youtu.be

FastChef
FastChef

@BinaryMan
All these terrible Lucioball players
What the hell, it's not even hard. Placed in 4500.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Fried_Sushi
minecraft animations

is this a joke

SniperGod
SniperGod

Please for the love of all that is holy drop Mei's icicle damage by 5. I'm so sick of that thing one shooting me as Tracer

Nah, I know it needs to stay that way but it's just annoying how a projectile characters just spam and get lucky kills

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@FastChef
He's really fun but mccree is fucking garbage.

more vulnerable to a dive than ana
objectively a worse ult than soldier
big, huge, enormous hitbox, hardly moves
flashbang is a decent threat vs flankers if it's not eaten by d.va
it's eaten by d.va every time though

What's McCree for again?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Sharpcharm
For feelin' badass

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Sharpcharm
someone took s76

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Sharpcharm
He was once a great anti-flanker and mid-range killer until shitters threw a fit and Blizzard nerfed his main weapon damage, his Fan the Hammer damage, and refuses to make his roll let him be invincible during it.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@FastChef
And your normal rank is...? Seems really random, tbqh.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Sharpcharm
Slightly better if you're a really good aimer, since whether you hit is based on your own accuracy whereas Soldier has his spread.
Though you'd need to have basically perfect accuracy to be better than Soldier.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Sharpcharm
he can 2 shot most heroes at medium distance, and 3 shot at far distance. Getting close to him is a death sentence with his flashbang.

Are you just holding M1 over the general area as S76 to make kills?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@StrangeWizard
Just copy ow artstyle but with anime

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Flameblow
Unranked, I don't play Competitive

iluvmen
iluvmen

It's amazing how much more fun this game is to watch and play when neither team has tanks. Honestly it'd be a net positive effect if they were just removed outright

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I'm gonna play one game before I go grocery shopping
Get ult, go onto point, mash Q, ultimate doesn't start, die
Make a loud, low-pitched angry noise and leave the game
Windows were open, neighbors are outside mowing grass, too embarrassed from my outburst to go grocery shopping now
I might actually move my whole setup back upstairs where the router is to try to defeat this lag, although I probably just need a computer with more computers in it.

Illusionz
Illusionz

THE UK CANNOT BE STOPPED

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@cum2soon
@WebTool
t. BLACKED 7-trial subscription user.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Booteefool
His m1 damage has always been 70, unless you mean his dropoff range which is still currently better than it was on release.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Sharpcharm
for having sex with me

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Illusionz
fucking stylosa will be so smug now

eGremlin
eGremlin

@iluvmen
join game
5 dps at the start
not going to struggle as a healer or a tank
go soldier
end with this

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Skullbone
Pretty much this, since you can't stack heroes he's the lesser alternative

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Jerry BTFO 4 - 0

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Harmless_Venom
what is that

SniperGod
SniperGod

@eGremlin
End with top marks in QP, nobody gives a fuck because it means nothing.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Booteefool
meant for playing mid-long range or backline defense
range nerfed
CC on 10 second cooldown and barely works

What the fuck are blizzard doing

Snarelure
Snarelure

britain is actually good at an esport now

what the fuck is going on

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Dreamworx
you will never tap that ass because she's a lesbian
Man, why couldn't they just make some ugly bitch no one cares about the token lesbian. Zarya or Sym would've been perfect.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Sharpcharm
Tickrate screws him over along with all other single-shot hitscans.

fire when my cursor is centered on someone's head
complete miss
fire when my cursor is an inch away from their head
headshot

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

doomfist hits the corner
it hits me throught the fucking wall
sym shoots rays even out of her ass through 3 corners
mercy the same
fucking joke of a garbage game

TechHater
TechHater

@Burnblaze
You were never gonna tap that because she's a fictional character my man.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BinaryMan
comp 3700
lucio ball 3400
im struggling to reach masters in lucio ball.

For some reason I keep getting stuck with Goalie Cucks that literally wont leave the goal all match. Can't win a game if im the only ever running past the first set of jump pads

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

This cute little dyke approaches you and tells you to eat her dust
wwyd?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Gigastrength
eat her pussy

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Snarelure
Have you considered all the other teams might be absolutely dreadful?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Sharpcharm
22 metres is mid-long range.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Gigastrength
eat her cunt

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

PFFFFFFFFT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Need_TLC
TWENTY MILLION BUY-IN

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Gigastrength
eat her butt__________________

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Burnblaze
Zarya
ugly bitch

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

lucio ball
both teammates are one-trick goalies
enemy team holds the ball and sets up easy passes for good shots all game
"own goals" every where because these two chucklefucks inevitably smack the ball into each other
we lose horribly

everyone wants to fucking lob the ball to the other side all match, hoping the enemy goalie will miss it. How the fuck do people not realize that having two goalies is a fucking retarded idea

Firespawn
Firespawn

@SniperGod
I've gotten to where I don't care.
Just trying to get better as another character so I don't have to play a tank in comp.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@PurpleCharger
so goalies the support mains of lucioball

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

getting mad over lucioball
lel

farquit
farquit

come first in group
still need to play playoffs to qualify

nice format blizztards

Skullbone
Skullbone

has anyone else noticed they've been getting less duplicates? I've gotten next to none since the beginning of the event

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Techpill
try out deathmatch
every game is dominated by tracer picking off low health targets
this game was a mistake

Methshot
Methshot

doomfist is charging at me
throw flashbang
see it hit and explode
doesn't stop
ok

doomfist jumps into me and another guy
throw flashbang
he jumps away without being stunned
Nope.

This is some bullshit.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Methshot
playing throw cowboy

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Gigastrength
Wear my ring of Namira.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Crazy_Nice
my girlfriend
>>>/reddit/

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Firespawn
So play something else in comp? One trick mercies get shit on for being mercy in comp, one trick winstons and tracers get a nod and a firm handshake.

Play whatever you want and play it well. Fuck all the haters. Someone asks you to switch, just tell them you're tired of playing whatever hero you were maining and don't want to play it anymore.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@farquit
It's just playing the first round of single elim on-site rather than at blizzcon, don't see what difference it makes to you.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@TreeEater
please stop posting redditfrog

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Skullbone
Yeah that was part of an update they talked about

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I WANNA FUCK PHARAH

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@King_Martha
this is like saying roadhog is dangerous because he can 2-shot close and 1-shot to the head, and his hook is a stun so it's a "death sentence". Once the enemy team moves in on McDondald's it takes a Zarya and intense pocketing for him to just survive. Soldier has 2 rather flexible ways to fend for his life.
Also, nobody is getting 3-shots from a distance reliably on McCree, and if they are they might as well be getting their 1-shots from a distance on Widowmaker. What does he bring to the field that someone else doesn't? Flashbang is okay, but the thing is that both aggressive tanks and the two actually good flankers all have answers for flashbang, leaving them with mobility and McGee with nothing but his aim to save him.
inb4 "git gud lol, i'm a diamond dps main and i only play cowboy, AMA"

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Soft_member
first place in group is auto-qualify for every serious competition ever

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Methshot
it's DOOMfist not FAIRfist you faggot ass casual shitter.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

how do overwatch esports people cope with the knowledge it was a failed project before it even started?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Methshot
he fists the wall and gets stopped short
guy standing 5 meters away from said wall still gets punched
epic

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Sharpcharm
Doesn't work in gold.
I try to go torb on defense and everyone thinks I'm throwing.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Gigastrength
fart violently

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Need_TLC
denial of reality

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Methshot
Play mayhem
Some cheeky cunt on the enemy team goes doomfist
Thinks im going to let him have fun
Hack him all game

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Getting mad enough in QP to rage on mic

It's like rubbing poison ivy in your eyes and yelling at the ivy

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Need_TLC
They know that Blizzard will keep trying to pump money into it for a while. Kotick said they spent $500 million on "infrastructure" for OWL so there's no way they'll sit by doing nothing.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Need_TLC
i posted it again mom lol

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@CouchChiller
Yes, they qualify for the single elimination tournament in group play. Then play the first round of single elimination at the end of group play.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Need_TLC
they dont care as long as they get paid

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

new thread?

Evilember
Evilember

@Evil_kitten
hi soe
must be weird knowing you quit dota for this dead as fuck game lol

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Burnblaze
bump limit is 750 posts

MPmaster
MPmaster

@TurtleCat
That's my problem with him, I understand why you'd make his fistbox big, but that's just pants on head retarded of big.
It's almost as big as Genji's reflect, which isn't too far from Rein's shield.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Evilember
hi soe
is that 2GD's ex-cumrag?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Deadlyinx
nope they do not, they qualify for what blizzard has called "play offs", then if they pass those they play in the single elimination tournament

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@RavySnake
Soe is the only good thing about esports
her face is average, not pretty
her hair isn't anything special
boring arm tatoos don't look like anything
breasts average
not fit, just not fat

honestly nothing special like a 5-6

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Booteefool
dammit now how am I supposed to get shekels

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Harmless_Venom
2/10wouldn'tbang.jpg
With that being said though I agree, her tatoos are awful, and that come from someone who actually like tatoos.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@RavySnake
even for a lesbo with a pixie cut she's average tbqh
the sleeve tat knocks her down also

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Evilember
faggot can't make an argument
incoherently rambles

kys kid

farquit
farquit

when you start goalie third time in a row and you eat two shameful gol before

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Gigastrength
GM+ support main, DPS players are good at my level. McCree mains are fuckin dangerous.

Evilember
Evilember

@LuckyDusty
You'll be the one having to give shekels

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@haveahappyday
literally being james harding's used goods
your sleeve tattoo is fucking disgusting

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Methnerd
The playoffs are at blizzcon, bud.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Image limit is 250
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5mileys
5mileys

@VisualMaster
Which is fucking ironic because a shitload of support mains are Lucio mains, which means they should be able to play offensively

Snarelure
Snarelure

@SniperWish
kek

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Gigastrength
What does he bring to the field that someone else doesn't?

Burst damage. Soldier can burst with a rocket every few seconds, McCree can burst with a headshot mutiple times per second. At higher ranks people can actually aim.

Coordinated dives can fuck him up for sure, but if you let him get free reign on some high ground he can poop on your team much harder than soldier

idontknow
idontknow

@Gigastrength
The way I see it:

A good soldier is better than a good McCree

An amazing McCree is better than an amazing Soldier.

McCree's playstyle and kit are purely based around how skilled the player is. If you have top-tier accuracy and consistently hit headshots he's easily one of, if not the best DPS character in the game. In fact, most higher level comp mccrees only ever use his flashbang when they're caught off guard and forced into a defensive situation.

Soldier does amazing DPS but a McCree whose mostly getting headshots out DPSes him by a mile.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@SniperWish
a lot of guys couldn't do better acting like she is hot is dumb

she is a solid 6 at best, nothing to brag about unless she let you do weird stuff

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@iluvmen
Please go to Deathmatch and stay there when it comes to live servers. Thanks.

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