What is the car equivalent of this man's haircut?

What is the car equivalent of this man's haircut?

A modern m series

Opel

That new Mercedes SUV/car thing.

Kia Stinger.

toyota design team

Toyota new crossover CH-R

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Crossover buyers
>I want a roomy and practical car for the city
>lets buy what is essentially a lifted hatchback but its more expensive, wastes more gas, and is uglier than a comparable hatchback from the same manufacturer
>muh higher seating position
>being heavier is safer

Quick, somebody post that Hyundai with the red lights and the carbon/black bonnet.

This.
If you live in an area that gets 8 months of snowfall, I can understand needing all-wheel drive and a higher ride height, but just get a fucking pickup truck at that point.
I say that as someone who hates pickemups.

Subaru B9 tribeca

Pickups are terrible for driving on the snow. They have no proper weight distribution.

Any Soviet car

Found it
JUST

THIS

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Tesla

Nissan Juke or Toyota Prius.

delet

FUCK

Clownshoe-lookin' muthafucka

kek

>lada niva aka poor mans asswhooper.jpg

any soyota

Hey you know what would look good?
A cross-over between a roadster and a wagon

Can confirm. Stock Jeep XJ on worn summer tires BTFOs my truck on decent A/Ts in the snow. Also the oversteer's a bit more controllable in the jeep, but that might just because of the torque differences between the two.

This is unironically better than most nu soy crossovers.

>Tfw I was looking at the website for our Sheriffs and we have a Sherrif JUST

Kek u dumb nig?

Nah it's prefect. Because it's actually quite refined and pretty good overall. With some proper trimming and adjustment it could look really good, but as is, it's a fucking mess.

Fuck your shit
>yfw the last few years of this car came with an S54

You could fit four of those in that phallus.

audi

being in an area that gets 8 months of snow fall you can go fuck yourself with high ride height and all wheel drive
At most MR or FF and the ability for two of your brain cells to fucking communicate is all you need

>35 posts
>nobody mentioned FIAT Multipla

Don't let the bulge confuse you. That, is the ultimate family car.

i HATE this car. Love BMW but FUCKING HATE IT. SLOW UGLY PIECE OF SHIT.

That's a dumb suggestion, a crossover is far more practical for 90% of people.

soyboys and virgins wouldn't be caught within a mile of this thing. Only true patricians who recognize the styling and functionality of this car that were both ahead of its time can appreciate it.

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I think this belongs on the fedoras on wheels thread. It screams m'lady.

watch them sperg

the zr1. it isn't street legal. literally owned by a v6 ford

FWD diesel Audi

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>He's a poo too
my sides

fuck off

Don't tell me you fell for the Corsa meme.

>this
Doug is right, Maserati a shit