/owg/ - Overwatch General

Blizzard cucked another few million people by updating some graphics on SC1 and shipping it as 'remastered'.

You have to spend a whole day with Zenyatta (8am to 8pm minimum).

How do you kill the time? Do you think you'd enjoy it?

Hello!

korean tournaments

who else is hyped for junkertown next month

Her base design is soooo bad. Her epic skin is the best. Fullstop.

pssh, I bet I could disassemble him by 12.

>"remastered"

None of her Legendaries looks good. Her best skin is the camouflage design.

Looks pretty good to me user! Why don't you buy the ultimate edition, and get some more Overwatch lootboxes! Dumb Goy

>sombra keeps bullying you

If you aren't playing mercy paintball you fucked up

Go to /a/ please. This place may be dead but we don't need anymore cancer while it decomposes.

>not playing on low settings so you can see enemies in the grass

>Not lewd Twilight
pleb

>>/mlp/

Fuck, Marry, Kill

Dubs and I livestream myself killing myself while reinhardt laughs in the background on loop.

kill them all

Why does it take them three weeks to implement dm reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

kill them all

Not an option homo

kill them all

kill them all

Fuck Junkrat because he's probably into some crazy ahit
Marry Mccree because eye candy and drinking buddy
Kill Lucio because music blaring nig

I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD

Kill Junkrat because he's a menace to society.
Fuck Lucio because I don't want to marry him but if I have to plunder anything its gonna be his chocolate pudding hole.
Marry McCree because I love him and we can get booze poisoning together. I'm also a cowboyaboo so its ok

>Racist homo
What's the point you are on the same level as a nigger

>chocolate pudding hole
Ugh. Why are fags so fucking revolting?

You're late tittypad user. This is the third time this quarter. I'm going to have to write you up. I'm sorry, but its the rules.

Not a fag I just know how to sound disgusting and get (you)s.

Thanks btw.

play the game more = higher chance or ranking up?

Haha never. The system detects how many lootboxes you've bought recently and puts you with good teammates who have also bought lootboxes.

>Marry McCree because I love him
>Not a fag

Denial or retarded but still a massive faggot

Shut it Jamal

Go die karl you massive faggot
Preferably with a rope

I love his character design you stupid shit. I already said I'm a cowboyaboo. If I had to marry Junkrat or Lucio I'd just blow my brains out.

Why am I stuck in Gold?

Is this proof that I have shit-tier teammates?

What app is this. Can I use it to prove to my friends I'm not useless?

>create an app to inflate shitter egos

wish i had thought of that

Oversumo

>me ooga
>team booga

bets

It's proof that you are playing better than your teamates/enemies in gold, but it in no way shows that you are GM/mater.
You pull these stats playing against gold shitters.
I thought I was hot shit using this app until I reached diamond and my stats normalized.

Wow for real? I've seen that on the appstore for months. I thought it was some chink rip off wresting game or some shit.

seems good enough imo if the zarya is a good bubbler

>Why am I stuck in Gold?
Because matchmaking puts you where your skill belongs.

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Zarya carries by comboing with Hanzo's and Tracer's Ults.

>He can't even link to other boards
Pathetic

I'm currently at 3150. Season and career high have been 3190 for months.

Will today be the day where I break into 3200?

Please don't fire me, I need this job!
I-it's just something temporary, I swear!

>I would marry a man and fuck another but there is no way I am gay.

Okay user.

I just assume the game goes 'you must marry, kill, and fuck these three characters. Who do you chose for each option.' I never assumed I had a choice to abstain.

I'd still kill Junkrat.

Fine, but I'm putting my ass on the line for you here. Your thread spam better be the first fucking post I see, or you're on your own.

Kill Junkrat because there is no way I am going anywhere near his disease ridden hole.
Fuck Lucio I guess.
Marry McCree because out of the three he is the only one I could imagine spending an aftrenoon with in peace.

So if Reaper can turn into mist because his cells are constantly dying and reforming, why do his clothes turn into mist as well?

>marry junkrat, my house ceases to exist by the end of the week and I'm dragged across the outback on some crime spree
>marry lucio and he's always waking me up with shitty nog music
>marry mccree and have to share a bed with a dirty cowboy wanna be ex-gangster

Kill myself.

Which playable character in Overwatch is the wealthiest?

>trying to find overwatch fanart that isn't disgusting tumblr ships or god awful art that belongs in an incinerator.

I don't care if we never make OC, at least we never create the abominations tumblr has.

hanzo?

Lucio or Hanzo

Or Junkrat, depending on what his treasure is.

>junkrat and hog since they have stolen countless valuables.
>sombra can just give herself money
>Doomfist probably has a ton too from talon shit
>Torb was a genius engineer he probably makes bank off patents

Describe whats going on here.

Most of the people in Overwatch have a talent or skill that they could use to make more than a very comfortable amount of money on.

The real question is: Who's the poorest

>It's a "one of your team is an off-meta DPS main with a sub-50% winrate that acts purposefully cunty on mic" episode
>they'll feel justified because people tell them "lol just don't listen to people who tell you to switch, they're meta whores xD"

>tripfag

Would Doomfist be less OP if his rocket punch couldn't travel through barriers?

...

Tracer's a NEET that lives off of her gf.

>Who's the poorest

Bastion probably has fucking nothing.

Besides him though,
Mei: either making a lot, or making nothing since people thought she died.
Reaper: living frugally I imagine
Winston: gorilla
Zenyatta: robot monk, double poor
Widowmaker: another one of our many unliving or thought dead people
>76: probably lives in a beatup apartment covered in newspapers, old photographs, bottles, and chinese takeout menus
>Doomfist: Literally just got out of prison, probably has no net worth to speak of
>Orisa: another robot like Bastion, probably receives $0.00 in compensation

There's quite a few poor people in OW I think.

anyone in the game from talon is gonna have merc money though lol

Overwatch heroes from RICHEST to POOREST:

Junkrat
Hanzo
Lucio
Sombra
Torb
Symmetra
Mercy
Roadhog
D.va
Zarya
Reinhardt
Pharah
Ana
Widowmaker
McCree
Tracer
76
Reaper
Mei
Genji
Winston
Doomfist
...
...
...
Zenyatta
Orisa
Bastion

76 lives in all sorts of different places based on the comics and Necropolis. He likely just makes a very simple base wherever he goes.

Doomfist likely gets a shit ton of money from Talon now he's leader again.

Hanzo abandoned his clan, there's no way he's that rich anymore.

Apart from the ones who have no use or need for money (Orisa, Bastion) 76 and McCree are probably closest to being poor.
They are both possibly homeless vigilantes on the run from authorities.

i dont get why everyone thinks junkrat is rich (look at him), I feel like I'm missing part of the lore or something

Isn't he just a methhead with a penchant for explosives?

Winston is a world renowned scientist with an actual degree and he has an operational base (although I guess the legalities are iffy). I don't think you could call him poor.

>Implying that the next cancerOP is not gonna be tiddypadheardt

He supposedly has a huge treasure stash somewhere.

Doomfist should be higher, he's one of the leaders of a huge terrorist organization. Orisa probably has bank by way of Efi's inventions.

I WANT TO FUG TITTYPAD user

Is it worth it to buy sprays to increase the droprate of other items in the boxes?

whys that loli bored?

Why would zarya have nay money?

Well they were the ones who broke open the Droado vault and appearnelty they nicked the crown jewels in London before they begrudgingly gave it back, as well as having 'the priceless treasure' their minimal plot voicelines refer to
The fact that S76 is stopping random thugs from stealing from an already raided vault in youtube.com/watch?v=IBIwGKDwnWY and the fact that there is no reason for Junk or Hog to have given back the crown jewels are only minor plotholes. Obviously Jeff made sure to leave those in the game according to one lurking retardanon instead of it being a fault of the writing team

Veterans are notoriously broke + Russian economy

Which of the animated shorts is your favorite, /owg/?

This literally monkey fucked Tracer. He was probably her first, too, because she enlisted in the airforce at quite a young age and she wouldn't see much action in service if you catch my meaning.

So basically I just want all of you tracer waifu faggots to know that she's loose as fuck used goods. She took big, black gorilla cock up her vag so many times that her cooch probably looks like a prolapsed anus.

>she wouldn't see much action in service if you catch my meaning.

Someone has never been in the military. Fucking is rampant.

I know none of the overwatch cast have barely any lore whatsoever, but is Zarya's lore literally
>Was strong
>Gave it up and fought against omnics
>Now alluded to hunting Sombra
I mean come on, it can't be that little. Is the phrase 'Zarya's design emerged from player demand for a greater diversity of genders, body types, and ethnicities' as in-depth as it gets?