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a Bloo Beachgoer

Don't forget to donate to my pateron! #Zarya

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You have good taste.

Junkertown will be a reverse hybrid map
Utopea will be a payload map
Busan will be a hybrid map

I want to lick Tracer's lesbian, dykey pussy!

Still miffed that Hanzo didn't get a beach skin.

Guys, can you keep it down? Its late in the Moscow time zone and Zarya is trying to sleep.

>play comp with some friends
>everybody always ever want to join the voice chat always every time all the time

>get paired with premades
>not never once nobody never premades join the voice chat never

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Zarya has a cute button nose, not a fucking schnoz.

There are people that ACTUALLY think ana 76 will happen

Scattershot and Sonar Arrow should swap cooldowns so Hanzo players don't have to be such fags and rely on Scsttershot for kills and can actually help their team by marking targets through walls more often

Sorry user. Here's the good stuff.

So wait if Sydney is a bustling metropolis why is Junkertown such a Mad Max shithole?

there hasnt even been one fucking le ship xd so far and there wont be one either just shut up

but then widowfags would cry even more because their ult simply can't compete with the big asian arrow

At least post decent artwork instead of tumblr trash

hanzo should have an arrow that goes through a wall or a shield/barrier but cant headshot so it's not too op. That way his abilities would have more synenergy

Ok, just collecting a (you) or two before I do.

They have like 8 interactions you autist

Do you know of a tumblr full of Hanzo porn?
I only know of McCree x Genji

>Summer
>No lifeguard Mercy
Blizzard had one fucking job

And only one swimsuit? Blizzard dropping the ball hard

Stop posting nudes of me, mate. Cheers!

If we're basing romance off of interactions I guess that means Zarya is having an orgy with Bastion and Orisa.

I found a Hanzo in pixiv, he was pretty lewd and was trapped in ropes

They are too cucked. You're lucky you got one, and it was on the designated sexy character.

If only OW team were more like HOTS team, instead of being a bunch of pussies

Don't they have two or three?

Next map is going to be a full payload because we haven't had a new one since release, and Junkertown fits the description (Junkrat's treasure, hunks of scrap, a nuke, whatever)

I fucking hate this shit so much.

Please say nice things about symmetra and post lewd symmetra art.

Fucking cucks...

>"I don't know. I don't know anymore"
they're acting like the world is coming to an end, just fuck off.

Snorkel Sombra doesn;t count?

>McCree

Blizzard should kill off a character, like Reinhardt or Winston or Lucio. This'd add drama to the story and change up strategies entirely. They should then release two characters to make up for the lost one.

Bastion is an older model and only has one dick, but Orisa has the lastest software enhanced hemipenis with vibrations and cum-lube.

>Why are they all in swimsuits
>Widowmaker's default design is skintight latex suit with exposed skin and cleavage everywhere
Hippocucks

HOTS is non-existent to normies so devs can give everyone lewd ass skins there.
OW literally has people from all age groups, both genders and spectrums, so they can't fucking release things willy-nilly or their HQ'll get bombed.

>girls sick of being treated like pieces of meat in all forms of media
>WAAAAH

I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD

>Veeky Forums will never stop being upset that the games industry has outgrown making softcore pornographic games because it makes sense to appeal to a broader audience instead of NEET waifufags
Respecting women has never been so funny

HotS, for comparison.

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Symmetra is the most exotic, probably one the most erotic female characters of the game. Her hips and legs are perfect.
I think she looks great.

Thank god the child didn't question why they were all shooting each other, or we wouldn't even have guns anymore.

Damnit, tittypad, I told you to make it the -FIRST POST-! I put my ass on the line for you, and this is how you repay me?

fucking based devs!!!!!!

>playing Pharah
>Listening to Montage-tier Rock

This gives me life

also Pharah is the underrated Blufu

BLOO

They treat themselves like whores all the time. As soon as they do not get attention, they're ready to get naked to attract men again.

You guys do know that it's only Chris Metzen who's like that, right? Look at HOTS and all of the skimpy stuff in WoW. Only shit he personally works on lately gets censored like that.

women are too stupid to be anything else

TRICKED

Yeah but guess what we're playing? Overwatch.

Here's a young Reinhardt btw.

I wanna fuck Symmetra

Clearly the solution here is to put Orisa in the skimpy swimsuit and Bastion in the banana hammock.

No, she's a disgusting Indian, stop lying to yourself.

You guys are lucky enough that one guy and one girl got sexy swimsuit outfits in the FUCKING SPORTS EVENT

>no glorious golden lion mane

Fuck off.

POO
IN O
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She's in my top tiers with Blueberry and Mercy.

>'Travelling to Junkertown' line datamined

>Eichenwalde=16th Aug
>Oasis=3rd Jan
>Horizon=31st May
>All 4 months apart

>Currently lacking a 4th Escort/Payload map
>From Blizz's schedule the best thing for each year is always the first thing of said year

Is Junkertown coming soontm? Is Mauanganui/Utopea the bullshit we want it to be? Will it be able to contend with Eichenwalde/KingsRow for the best map in Overwatch?

Speaking of bloo and mercy, post lewd feet everyone!!

>If only OW team were more like HOTS team

HOTS has a pretty mediocre, barely lewd Tracer skin and oiled bara Tychus with his dick out. They only teased potentially lewd skins like Johana and Valeera with shitty sprays. If anything the HOTS team is the one full of pussies.

>Reinhardt
>straight
How about YOU fuck off

I hate Cyborg 76 but it has the coolest gun.
I also like Blackwatch McCree but it has the dumbest gun.
Why can't they get the skin+guns aesthetics right?

BLUE

probably's gonna be revealed at blizzcon or something

Am I the minority when I say I'm totally ok with this? Early Warcraft had loads of silly stuff like this, his example being a great one. The great Dragon Aspects, the female ones, literally wore bikinis. It really was off putting when the men wore full robes. I'm kinda happy to see them design characters with similar philosophies now.

We'll find out at gamescom. And hopefully get a cinematic I mean it's been almost a year goddamn what the fuck

you have it all backwards mate

>WARNING: LONG EXPECTED TIME FOR A FAIR MATCH
>get stomped

If women don't like it they don't have to play it.

Bloo toes

dunno man, but cyborg is the only skin i bought with credits, gun model's that fucking good
Bone is the best skin though

>Rein is not Pharahs dad, not because it would make sense plotwise, be delightfully ironic, would have synergy with both Pharah/Rein's morals/interests and would cement relationships within the pre-existing cast, but instead is a literal who canadian native indian for diversity points
I hate how this shit gets into all walks of life. Like come on, its ludicrous at this point, you simply cannot escape it.

This could all be solved by letting us mix and match

But now the developers don't like it

So what's the problem

Rules for climbing solo ladder

Rule 1. Don't let retards play dps.

>queue at 3071sr
>get paired with a 4 stack that has 3 golds
>one gold is mercy mayne, one is roadhog mayne and one is a junkrat mayne
>first the the hog does is rush on point and get focused down by reaper and zen
what a fucking great match making. gotta afk this one

>Bone is the best skin though

Good choice.

What he said -> I'm glad Metzen sort of had that creative moment of 'lmao what the fuck are we doing pandering this hard' and proceeded to alter how he worked.

>both genders
umm excuse me, theres more than two

Honestly if Pharah's dad was literally anybody in OW besides obviously Torb, it would be better than having it be some random Canadian Indian who isn't in the game. It could have been Jack, Gabe, Rein, it doesn't matter. But they went with some random dude not even in the game. Just as bad as having Tracer's girlfriend also e some random chick who only shows up once in a comic.

I used to think people posting this were just 'merely pretending' but now that we know tumblr actively lurks here I'm sure some of these posts are sincere.

how to climb in solo queue
>one trick off meta while hunting for big ults and neglecting the team work