/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

learn to airstrafe or die edition

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>(((recent))) TF2 Blogpost about Balance Changes:
teamfortress.com/post.php?id=30147
>list of good comm. servers
teamfortress.tv/servers

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf | scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil AHUE): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing

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youtube.com/watch?v=vnSu5FisyHg
twitter.com/AnonBabble

1st for bots that only play MvM

>bots that only play MvM
wat

the guy who was posted in the last thread
his inventory looks like something from scrap.tf

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>mfw no price is too high for an Australium so long as I dont have to play MvM

5nd for traders who only play surf maps

SHES GOTTA BE AT LEAST
OVER SIXTEEN

Somethings not right with that scout.

It has autism

I'm buying the chadenfreude taunt, as a scout main it's my duty to taunt after every kill and with the chadenfreude it's more annoying and insulting. Anybody got any offers?

get an unusual taunt one for maximum rage-inductance

the dude has a massive ego

What's your preferred HUD? Or do you use the default?

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It is horrible how high people can think of themselves. I mean just look at this thread ,':^]

>game is set to Korean
Play it in English instead of this.

I recently have tried it.
It's a weird gamemode, idiots first timers will make it impossible to win, and high tour autists will be a pure annoyance.

It's probably the only way to get ACTUAL teamwork in casual, but you gotta find the sweetspot for number of tours.
15-50 i found is pretty good, or get any tf2g, had fun with them

S-so the update is coming out today, right guys?

>implying i'm this good at demo
t-thanks

in 30 minutes

THAT SPY IS AN ANIME

thats not wolfy xd

easy with the autism

>A full 24 hours+ has gone by and no response to my trade offer
FUCKING HONG KONG GIVE ME MY HAT

CANCEL THE TRADEOFFER NOW

>DR spy with a golden pan, aussie amby and fully gold painted loadout along his 3 unusual per head loadout stack on the enemy team
cryinghatwearingwojak.jpg

>relentlessly beat his ass because he spent $10,000 on the worst class in the game

>make a brand new account just in case I got low priority or something on casual mm because all I get is level 5s
>it's the exact fucking same except players are worse
where did it all go so wrong

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post snipers

There's no such thing as low priority in TF2 casual. I find that if you play during daytime hours when most kids are supposed to be in school, you'll get matched up with the most actual children.

today is the day

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Daily reminder that if you have no expectations at all, you can't possibly be disappointed.

Valve will still find a way to disappoint

I want to switch out the buds on this one, any suggestions that would fit?

Hmm, well are you trying to go for more of a winter-style sniper? Or do you really wanna keep your hair? Because the YWN doesn't fit that well with the snow scoper, even though I really like both items individually

I wanna keep the YWN because I find it fitting together in a not so weird way for some reason.

you'd be surprised

Why are there like 3 separate Rambo-inspired hairpieces in the game, anyway?

That's actually a good question, why were the Your Worst Nightmare and One Man Army made separate hats when they're the exact same hair, just on different classes

maybe paint it white though so it fits better

It would be a no-brainer to implement a "Rough Night" style of hat.

>general theme is messy hair after a night with a lady
>some classes like Sniper have messy versions of the same haircut, rather than smooth
>others have kiss marks, slightly ruffled collars
>have a pair of pantsu hanging off the side of Heavy's hide
>hat is all-class except for the Scout

Heavy's head*

Also this would fit the Jungle update (one night in the jungle cliche.)

waiting for the pyro update like
youtube.com/watch?v=vnSu5FisyHg

I took a hiatus. where's the party van and is the password still vault

>Haven't played for years
>Got sick of diversitywatches hard counters prioritising class picks over skill
>Everyone has strange unusual killstreak shit
>It costs like $50 per item
They didn't actually spend money on this did they?

what the fuck

is the DR not really loud anymore?

they most likely did not

It still is.

Probably not.

hmm yes quite

DR is loud but it can be hindered by anything now.
>decloak in the corner
ZZZZCCCCHHHTTTTHHHRRREEEEUUUOOO emitting intensifies over 20 meter radius
>decloak in a broom closet
No one hears a thing.

Post your loadout and Ill pick one to draw.

Take your pick.

neat neet

*sigh* aaah haaa... funny post dude.... *yawns*

post more you wont pussy

>play soldier
>spend all round complaining about sticky spamming
why do shitters do this

not bad

keep it coming faggot

>play soldier
>spend all round lactating out of my giant animal breasts
why do furries do this

eh this is all the same immages... booring!!!
find new ones

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Post your top 3 most played classes and others judge you on them.
>Engineer
>Demo
>Medic

post load out s

What weapons does /tf2g/ think are the most satisfying?

Demo
Sniper
Heavy

>scout
>soldier
>demo

Soldier
Scout
Engineer

Pretty much all of them. Even the pistol and shotgun feel great when you neck somebody and their ragdoll flops around.

>have 2566 hours
>haven't played in over a year
Is TF2 still fun?

chill, but gets annoyed by stupid teammates

does not like going fast

plays payload

yeah, what response do you expect to get asking in the team fortress 2 general

no

go away

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Shotgun is the most satisfying one actually.

I mean if I went to the general of Overwatch, I'd get multiple no's.

Engy
Spy
Demo

the guys posting lenny faces and saying "ez" or "rekt" after every kill is seriously worse than the bronies in this game

C&D Spy, hunting 1 player at a time
Huntsman
Demoknight

just caber him
his smile will turn upside down

>Demoman
>Heavy
>Engineer

>Demo
>Scout
>Medic

engineer
soldier
spy

r8

All the weapons not really meant to kill (Fan o war , Wrapping assassin , GRU ... )

soldier
scout
demo

>having anything other than scout soldier or demo in your top three

if you don't have at LEAST 4000+ hours in tf2 you should kill yourself

>play tf2 on a controller because i need a new way to gimp myself
>put to minimum the vertical sensitivity
>aim slightly higher than people's heads
>huntsman how headshots everything

How to custom crosshair but only on sniper?

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>start TF2
>set computer clock 166.6667 days ahead in time
>4000+ hours achieved
ok

blutack

Pyro
Scout
Spy
I want to be all doritos cool original, not a common solly main. Watch as everyone flocks to me and says "pyro takes no skill!" I use the flamethrower the flare gun and the powerjack.
Buying chadenfreude taunt for 1 ref more than its sell price! I want to be that one annoying taunt after every kill lime scout!
>Hzlink_noob is my steam name
Or reply with an offer and I'll link you to my profile.

>caber in 2017

It tracks actual hours spent.
You can't trick it by changing the clock.

1 ref is like 5 cents, just fucking get one anywhere

just go to backpack.tf or scrap.tf or tf2outpost.com or bazaar.tf rather than waiting for someone in the thread to have one

Love plugging people with the revolver. I think the extra amusement partly comes from people overconfidently trying to bully the exposed Spy and me evading and killing them.

>not wanting to delete everything in just one charge

Trust me I've tried, everyone is just a huge thorn up my ass though. Nobody ever responds to the trade offers they've stuck up. This is an active thread, people can act instantly. I'm doing the same shit on tf2 steam communities too.
What does it take for some faggot to laugh at people dying?

absolutely HATES going fast
is entertained easily
can't airstrafe

very good at the game, absolutely based