/owg/ - Overwatch General

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>the event ends on August 28th
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>DEATHMATCH has been added to the PTR
>includes both 6v6 TDM and 8-man FFA
>along with a new map built for FFA (it's bloo's family home)
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>Previous thread:

I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD

Blue

About how long can I use McCree to climb before he gets countered too much

There are plenty of heroes you hate playing with, but what hero do you love having on your team?

holy shit, is this real??

>finally said "fuck what people think"
>just locking blue in QP
>practicing more
>actually getting better to the point where I can make her a viable choice
It's a good feeling.

depends how good you are at mcree doesnt it, you dingus

Y- you what?

widowmaker spots an infinite number of enemy widowmakers.gif

everything is a viable choice in QP

It depends on how good you are with him.
I see people like Gale and Kephrii use him all the time in GM / Top 500, and they're stupidly effective with him even given the competition. So it's really up to how good you are.

The problem with McCree is that while he's never really bad, a lot of characters have a lot over him. Like McCree can fight and kill Winston half the time, but at the same time Winston is going to be getting healed, D.Va will have DM on you, and Zen is sniping you, while you're trying to out-DPS the tickle gun and you have to land headshots and your roll and flashbang need to be off CD.

Or Widow can just snipe you.
Or Soldier will fuck you over if you aren't able to headshot him first.
Or Hanzo will shoot a scatter arrow at your feet.
Or Tracer will bait the stun and then you have nothing.
Or Genji will reflect the grenade back at you or just dance around you if you bait the deflect and still miss the grenade.

Also a lot of how well you do with McCree will depend on how competent your healers are.

...

I wonder if those reflections are real time.

Are you me?

tittypadman do you have a nice firm and soft furry chest?

cause I want to rub and kiss it.

n-no homo though.

>still don't have Côte d'Azur
>stuck just below 3,000 coins
>barely ever get more coins these days

Apparently not.

Reminder to STALL and BULLY mini d.vas

I'd rather just kill them.

I always do.

Don't worry, you'll get it!

You have 5 seconds to tell me the best highlight intro for pissing people off

Sombra "hack" highlight

>mfw I got the Reaper biker skin and the Roadhog Mako in the same create this morning

None of them? Who would be so autistic as to get mad at a highlight intro?

Every Hanzo highlight. People tend to lose their mind when you get a potg as Hanzo

Anything Symmetra

>he doesn't stall mini dvas
confirmed silver

Anything where your death shows up in it.

literally always
mccree has no counters, his counterplay is stacking bodies on him three high and preventing him from doing literally anything before the fight even starts because if you dont he wins fights solo
when the opposing team isnt coordinated enough to do this you have free reign, and when they are its extremely easy to realize and just switch characters since his ult is worth basically nothing

Torb's refreshing. Works everytime.

What if you die in your own potg

I wanna cum inside Zarya's vagina.

Nice of you to do these custom banners for our general. Kudos. I wish they'd become the norm.

You have to fight her first.

This happened to me as reaper. I wealth in with my ult in overtime and end up getting a quad kill. Bastion kills me in sentry mode but my teammates finish him off and we win so I guess I can't complain.

I want to eat Tracers cunny

In what regards

Your fists you stupid autist.

My fists in what regard

How do I improve my aim with Genji?

You're sleeping with your babushka tonight smartass. Have fun explaining to her why you haven't gotten married yet.

I'll accept any picks, if they can fucking play. But usually everyone is more or less shit, whatever they pick.

I too want to perform oral sex on Tracer's girlpussy.

seem pretty mad for some small indirect sexual tones therem

Rein or Orisa

>toon

they should send you back

I'm 35 hours without sleep leave me alone

Sauce or artist?

then go to sleep, jesus

>leave baby dva alone for 5 seconds
>her mech is back

haha stall successful

Tracer is the sort of girl who would eat another girl's cun-cun.

>worthless ult

has the patch changed anything at all about this? I thought it got a huge buff, but I haven't tried cowboy in months

Look up tangobat buddy

a cocktail of depression, med's, and my neighbor trying to cosplay Lucio's ult is stopping me. I've tried informing the police, I think he's some vet or something so they don't do anything.

Any of Symmetra's. Expect people to leave before it starts playing.

Any tank. I'd have 2 tanks and 0 healers over 2 healers and 0 tanks any day.

Here comes T.Racer...

just jerk it, works for me

user, this isn't even coherent.

As much as I love abusing my bodies dopamine dispenser, it won't make my neighbor any less quiet, or stop me from thinking about horrible shit in my past.

Booze might, but I don't want to be an addict.

Yeah no shit I've been up for nearly two days

jerk it, then watch videos on youtube while laying bed, 100% guranteed for me, headphones are recomended

>when enemies do the same simple trick for my team 5 times and my teammates still fall for it
thats the point where I start to afk

You HAVE bought all his shirts, haven't you /owg/?

Battle angel mercy

>reinhardt go foward
>mei walls him away from us
>he gets fucking spanked
>this has happened seven times now

I wanna fuck Symmetra

>tfw everyone does this now
I just emote in front of the enemy unless I think I can get out of there nowadays

Is Bastion even viable at mid levels of play? I don't mean picking a spot and camping. I mean in a moving around choosing appropriate times for scout or sentry mode, and using the self heal as much as you can to keep yourself alive.

I'm still fairly new, but I've played a few FPS games before. I'm decent, but at my current low level, healers are either nonexistent, or just not that good. The self healing is working out great right now.

>realize I don't want to spend coins because they're hard to come by these days and I need to save some in case Pharah gets some love
>buy boxes
>get 76, Bloo, Reaper and some other trash
>open last box
>gold
>hoping for Mercy
>it's Junkrat

>someone where I used to work actually had one of his shirts
>mfw someone asked him what it was a reference to and him explaining what Unit Lost was

I hate that she's so hot but she's such skilless trash skill wise

Don't pork the sperg

Reminder that Dragons would have been 200% better if they cut half the dialogue out of it

>everything else in the game is pretty much science
>Then you get his and its fucking literal mystical and magical bullshit

I bet Tracer tastes like taffy.

>anubis attack
>we get the first point in 3 minutes
>team tries to go left side through the dark room
>enemy pharah was hiding on high ground and ulted behind us and got a triple kill forcing us to reset
>next 4 minutes my team does exactly same thing over and over and fucking over again dying in that dark room

n a n o m a c h i n e s

No, then it would end up like Tracer/WM short. No characterization, just dumb action.

Hello!

Hello, worst hero in the game

Can i mount you Orisa?

Same as Zenyatta, all it confirms is that magic exists in the OWverse

...

I mean what the hell is Zen's trancendence

Rude.

My rear body can be used as seating, so yes.

Orisa is cutest! Orisa is uselessest!

more like parasites

yes, if you use him properly like you described. so many bastions don't know that you have to be moving around

Codetalker pls

Hello

Do not lewd the horsebot. I know what that image is from.

Think Tracer goes into battle with Emily's lipstick lip-marks on her coochie?

Overwatch needs another AoE healer with less mobility than Lucio in order to counter the dive meta

other way around

Aree there any ult dialogues that you loved hearing you're now sick of?

Thank's

What does Emily do for work? My guess is she's an accountant

I miss Reaper's orbs