/owg/ - Overwatch General

DeathDog
DeathDog

The Summer Games 2017 event is Live!
last year's summer games items are back for regular pricing (1x), while new items are also available for event pricing (3x)
the event ends on August 28th
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OWbGgGjdBk

Event item tracker
https://js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/SUMMER_GAMES

DEATHMATCH has been added to the PTR
includes both 6v6 TDM and 8-man FFA
along with a new map built for FFA (it's bloo's family home)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_CBzklel1c

Latest comic
https://reader.madefire.com/work/w-a2da1239584645338362109be0e7f1fd/read/

Latest PC patch notes
PTR: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20972920
Live: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc

Overwatch dev tracker
http://www.overstalk.io

Hero tips, tricks and basics
https://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

Source / Quake mouse sensitivity converter
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

Personal stats / leader boards
https://overbuff.com
https://masteroverwatch.com

Previous thread:
/vg/thread/186343196#p186343196

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OWbGgGjdBk
https://js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/SUMMER_GAMES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_CBzklel1c
https://reader.madefire.com/work/w-a2da1239584645338362109be0e7f1fd/read/
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20972920
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc
http://www.overstalk.io
https://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
https://overbuff.com
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20755627264
https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/6hig1p/jeff_kaplan_and_the_rude_forum_poster_are_all/
https://e-hentai.org/g/1102430/b2388ee3b2/
https://a.pomf.cat/ywgngm.webm
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2459559
http://eu.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20972458
https://coecretsquid.tumblr.com/
https://streamable.com/tpzij
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpTDAow4XU8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSWYvqReTH8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmyGURNxyHU
https://www.yahoo.com/amphtml/sports/ilya-bryzgalov-end-overwatch-172049435.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otaWQIcTodo
SniperGod
SniperGod

I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Blue

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

About how long can I use McCree to climb before he gets countered too much

TechHater
TechHater

There are plenty of heroes you hate playing with, but what hero do you love having on your team?

Snarelure
Snarelure

holy shit, is this real??

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Evil_kitten
finally said "fuck what people think"
just locking blue in QP
practicing more
actually getting better to the point where I can make her a viable choice
It's a good feeling.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Deadlyinx
depends how good you are at mcree doesnt it, you dingus

Flameblow
Flameblow

>>186391276
Y- you what?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@VisualMaster
widowmaker spots an infinite number of enemy widowmakers.gif

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@VisualMaster
everything is a viable choice in QP

farquit
farquit

@Deadlyinx
It depends on how good you are with him.
I see people like Gale and Kephrii use him all the time in GM / Top 500, and they're stupidly effective with him even given the competition. So it's really up to how good you are.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Deadlyinx

The problem with McCree is that while he's never really bad, a lot of characters have a lot over him. Like McCree can fight and kill Winston half the time, but at the same time Winston is going to be getting healed, D.Va will have DM on you, and Zen is sniping you, while you're trying to out-DPS the tickle gun and you have to land headshots and your roll and flashbang need to be off CD.

Or Widow can just snipe you.
Or Soldier will fuck you over if you aren't able to headshot him first.
Or Hanzo will shoot a scatter arrow at your feet.
Or Tracer will bait the stun and then you have nothing.
Or Genji will reflect the grenade back at you or just dance around you if you bait the deflect and still miss the grenade.

Also a lot of how well you do with McCree will depend on how competent your healers are.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@happy_sad
I wonder if those reflections are real time.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@VisualMaster
Are you me?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@SniperGod
tittypadman do you have a nice firm and soft furry chest?

cause I want to rub and kiss it.

n-no homo though.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Firespawn
still don't have Côte d'Azur
stuck just below 3,000 coins
barely ever get more coins these days

Apparently not.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Reminder to STALL and BULLY mini d.vas

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Firespawn
I'd rather just kill them.

idontknow
idontknow

@Firespawn

I always do.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@TreeEater
Don't worry, you'll get it!

Illusionz
Illusionz

You have 5 seconds to tell me the best highlight intro for pissing people off

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Illusionz
Sombra "hack" highlight

farquit
farquit

mfw I got the Reaper biker skin and the Roadhog Mako in the same create this morning

Inmate
Inmate

@Illusionz

None of them? Who would be so autistic as to get mad at a highlight intro?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Illusionz
Every Hanzo highlight. People tend to lose their mind when you get a potg as Hanzo

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Illusionz
Anything Symmetra

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Spamalot
he doesn't stall mini dvas
confirmed silver

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Illusionz
Anything where your death shows up in it.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Deadlyinx
literally always
mccree has no counters, his counterplay is stacking bodies on him three high and preventing him from doing literally anything before the fight even starts because if you dont he wins fights solo
when the opposing team isnt coordinated enough to do this you have free reign, and when they are its extremely easy to realize and just switch characters since his ult is worth basically nothing

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Illusionz
Torb's refreshing. Works everytime.

WebTool
WebTool

@Flameblow
What if you die in your own potg

TechHater
TechHater

I wanna cum inside Zarya's vagina.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@DeathDog
Nice of you to do these custom banners for our general. Kudos. I wish they'd become the norm.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@TechHater
You have to fight her first.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@WebTool
This happened to me as reaper. I wealth in with my ult in overtime and end up getting a quad kill. Bastion kills me in sentry mode but my teammates finish him off and we win so I guess I can't complain.

girlDog
girlDog

I want to eat Tracers cunny

TreeEater
TreeEater

@DeathDog
In what regards

SniperGod
SniperGod

@TreeEater
Your fists you stupid autist.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@SniperGod
My fists in what regard

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

How do I improve my aim with Genji?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Fuzzy_Logic
You're sleeping with your babushka tonight smartass. Have fun explaining to her why you haven't gotten married yet.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@TechHater
I'll accept any picks, if they can fucking play. But usually everyone is more or less shit, whatever they pick.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@girlDog
I too want to perform oral sex on Tracer's girlpussy.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@JunkTop
seem pretty mad for some small indirect sexual tones therem

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TechHater
Rein or Orisa

King_Martha
King_Martha

>>186391276
toon

they should send you back

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Emberburn
I'm 35 hours without sleep leave me alone

TreeEater
TreeEater

@TreeEater
Sauce or artist?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Playboyize
then go to sleep, jesus

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Firespawn
leave baby dva alone for 5 seconds
her mech is back

haha stall successful

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Tracer is the sort of girl who would eat another girl's cun-cun.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@SniperGod

worthless ult

has the patch changed anything at all about this? I thought it got a huge buff, but I haven't tried cowboy in months

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@TreeEater
Look up tangobat buddy

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@hairygrape
a cocktail of depression, med's, and my neighbor trying to cosplay Lucio's ult is stopping me. I've tried informing the police, I think he's some vet or something so they don't do anything.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Illusionz
Any of Symmetra's. Expect people to leave before it starts playing.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@TechHater
Any tank. I'd have 2 tanks and 0 healers over 2 healers and 0 tanks any day.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Here comes T.Racer...

takes2long
takes2long

@kizzmybutt
just jerk it, works for me

TechHater
TechHater

@kizzmybutt
user, this isn't even coherent.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@takes2long
As much as I love abusing my bodies dopamine dispenser, it won't make my neighbor any less quiet, or stop me from thinking about horrible shit in my past.

Booze might, but I don't want to be an addict.

@TechHater
Yeah no shit I've been up for nearly two days

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@eGremlin
jerk it, then watch videos on youtube while laying bed, 100% guranteed for me, headphones are recomended

Firespawn
Firespawn

when enemies do the same simple trick for my team 5 times and my teammates still fall for it
thats the point where I start to afk

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

You HAVE bought all his shirts, haven't you /owg/?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Illusionz
Battle angel mercy

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Firespawn
reinhardt go foward
mei walls him away from us
he gets fucking spanked
this has happened seven times now

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@TechHater
I wanna fuck Symmetra

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Firespawn
tfw everyone does this now
I just emote in front of the enemy unless I think I can get out of there nowadays

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Is Bastion even viable at mid levels of play? I don't mean picking a spot and camping. I mean in a moving around choosing appropriate times for scout or sentry mode, and using the self heal as much as you can to keep yourself alive.

I'm still fairly new, but I've played a few FPS games before. I'm decent, but at my current low level, healers are either nonexistent, or just not that good. The self healing is working out great right now.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

realize I don't want to spend coins because they're hard to come by these days and I need to save some in case Pharah gets some love
buy boxes
get 76, Bloo, Reaper and some other trash
open last box
gold
hoping for Mercy
it's Junkrat

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Garbage Can Lid
someone where I used to work actually had one of his shirts
mfw someone asked him what it was a reference to and him explaining what Unit Lost was

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Need_TLC
I hate that she's so hot but she's such skilless trash skill wise

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Need_TLC
Don't pork the sperg

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Reminder that Dragons would have been 200% better if they cut half the dialogue out of it

eGremlin
eGremlin

@PackManBrainlure
everything else in the game is pretty much science
Then you get his and its fucking literal mystical and magical bullshit

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@cum2soon
I bet Tracer tastes like taffy.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@RumChicken
anubis attack
we get the first point in 3 minutes
team tries to go left side through the dark room
enemy pharah was hiding on high ground and ulted behind us and got a triple kill forcing us to reset
next 4 minutes my team does exactly same thing over and over and fucking over again dying in that dark room

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@eGremlin
n a n o m a c h i n e s

Spamalot
Spamalot

@PackManBrainlure
No, then it would end up like Tracer/WM short. No characterization, just dumb action.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Hello!

SniperWish
SniperWish

@RumChicken
Hello, worst hero in the game

eGremlin
eGremlin

@RumChicken
Can i mount you Orisa?

massdebater
massdebater

@eGremlin
Same as Zenyatta, all it confirms is that magic exists in the OWverse

SniperGod
SniperGod

@eGremlin
I mean what the hell is Zen's trancendence

RavySnake
RavySnake

@SniperWish
Rude.

@eGremlin
My rear body can be used as seating, so yes.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@RumChicken
Orisa is cutest! Orisa is uselessest!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Raving_Cute
more like parasites

Playboyize
Playboyize

@LuckyDusty
yes, if you use him properly like you described. so many bastions don't know that you have to be moving around

JunkTop
JunkTop

@lostmypassword
Codetalker pls

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@RumChicken
Hello

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Fried_Sushi
Do not lewd the horsebot. I know what that image is from.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Think Tracer goes into battle with Emily's lipstick lip-marks on her coochie?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Overwatch needs another AoE healer with less mobility than Lucio in order to counter the dive meta

Playboyize
Playboyize

@LuckyDusty
other way around

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Aree there any ult dialogues that you loved hearing you're now sick of?

askme
askme

@Crazy_Nice
Thank's

likme
likme

@Playboyize
What does Emily do for work? My guess is she's an accountant

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I miss Reaper's orbs

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Nude_Bikergirl
I want a hero that specializes in fixed AOE healing zones. Somebody who shits S76 heal zones.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@StrangeWizard
OH LETS BREAK IT

happy_sad
happy_sad

@kizzmybutt
he ate too many and was forced on a diet

Inmate
Inmate

@hairygrape
Maybe a healing builder that builds health restoring buildings

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Nude_Bikergirl
a healer countering dive
The only thing that will counter dive is nerfing gorilla and d.va

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Never really played McReeeeeee

Wtf do I do besides sniping people from medium range? What counts a critical hit?

200 hp heroes don't die from flashbang and headshot. You just flash and magdump everyone with rightclick?

Snarelure
Snarelure

get three awful fucking teams with throwers and trolls and children who one trick sombra and bastion
finally get a decent team
enemies have 5 smurfs
what a fucking great lmao

Evilember
Evilember

I wanna date Lena

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@lostmypassword
[humming intensifies]

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Inmate
Some sort of...
Engineer?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@kizzmybutt
They should bring orbs back as short damage buffs.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@hairygrape
Ana was literally the sole person responsible for tank meta. Healers influence the meta far more than any other class.

@Fried_Sushi
Why not. Blizzard has stolen enough concepts from TF2

iluvmen
iluvmen

@hairygrape
Why not just buff some shitty defense heros like mei and Bastion so that they can counter S tier dive heros?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@massdebater
Zenyatta only has powers for gameplay reasons with no basis in lore

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Reminder that Tracer is a lesbo

Supergrass
Supergrass

@RumChicken
reaper jumps into the middle of the enemy team
gets one easy pick
ooh look damage buff
kills at least 2 more

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Spamalot
Alive had characterization. We learned that Widow particularly enjoys bullying Tracer.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@BlogWobbles
try to interrogate someone
Quiet instantly knocks him out

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Supergrass
Reaper is finally a viable flanker, crazy!

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Need_TLC
Same here...She's so hot

SniperWish
SniperWish

@RumChicken
I have given up on this hero completely.

Shoot enemy with 40 bullets, hear the hit sound and see hits register with crosshair
Literally no damage
1 full mag doesnt kill anyone except Tracer and Mercy if they're standing completely still doing nothing

Zenyatta, Lucio and Ana are nukers compared to Orisa.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@RumChicken
My wife has arrived!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@kizzmybutt
@RumChicken
reduce magazine size to 6
bring back orbs
each orb returns one shot to the magazine

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Evilember
Me too, user. Me too

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@SniperWish
Play her on the PTR. Her changes are pretty significant.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@RumChicken
Hello. Can I put my peeppee in your bionic robopusseh? I'll be gentle...

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Boy_vs_Girl
He's already a really good frontline tankshredder and winston deleter. He doesn't need to be a flanker too. That should be McCree or something.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

OIM GETTING THE FEELING THEY HAVE A SHEEEEEEEEELD GENERATAH

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Cant run a single comp/qp without having to play healer or tank
lock a dps a good 15 seconds before anyone else
people will ask me to tank or heal
hanzos some of the most stubborn cunts and most vocal about needed a healer or tank

Who else foreverbabysitter?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Raving_Cute
He doesn't need to be a flanker too.
Reaper's role has always been a flanker
had fucking teleport buff not long ago just to help him to be better at it

idontknow
idontknow

He doesn't teabag the same solo enemy he kills everytime

Playboyize
Playboyize

@likme
Chu said on Twitter that you could tell what her job was judging by her apartment. I have no idea why he can't just outright say she's a fucking photographer.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@SniperWish
Orisa is a pacifist hero, 4 out of 5 bullets are blanks/tracers. If you miss your 5th bullet she will indeed do no damage.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@DeathDog
Just doing my part to fight toxicity, one match at a time. :)

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@SomethingNew
i'm you in comp, but i don't give a single fuck in quick play and neither should you

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Skullbone
He's always been a terrible flanker due to his terrible mobility options. He's so tanky now with his vampire damage gimmick he's much more suited to brawling on the cart than flanking.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@idontknow
only if they are asking for it e.g. cocksucking winston and dva players who think they can walk over you because you play a squishy

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Raving_Cute
He is a flanker, It's hard for him to flank but if he gets behind your team you're basically dead

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@SniperWish
try to shoot any mobile dps
look like retard
end the suffering

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Playboyize
Photographer is a pretty lesbian thing to do

Snarelure
Snarelure

@idontknow
he tbags as widow
so unsophisticated, real patricians drop a light "sorry" and carry on like they were nothing

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Skullbone
Fuck off Reapermain, Reaper is already strong as fuck. He doesnt need anymore buffs.
He literally obliterates tanks in seconds.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I am sexually aroused by the fact that Tracer's a lesbian.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@TurtleCat
be me
photographer
straight cis male
Imagine my pain, only disabled black trans lesbians in a wheelchair can find any place in the industry

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Snarelure
The picture was just for a smug attitude, i only teabag on junkrat. And also McCree if its a flashbang kill for maximum toxicity and drop a "You done?"

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

The best thing about playing McCree in Silver is that it's insanely easy to get 4-kill deadeyes

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Official most OP bullshit abilities that need to be toned down for the improvement of the game

1. Doomfist Rocket Punch
Genjis deserved to be one-shotted though, should do bonus damage to Genji weebs.
2. Scatter Arrow
Hurr I shoot the ground u die instantly
3. Tracer's ult charge rate
Durr Time Bomb Allahu Akbar dive *dies and respawns* Guess what? Another Time bomb ready to go in 30 seconds.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Dreamworx

4 deadeye elims in silver is like claiming you're not a virgin because your uncle raped you as a child.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Ignoramus
she looks very British in this photo

Methshot
Methshot

@TechHater
Healers are always welcome

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Ignoramus
big buff black man can now bully the weeb

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@CouchChiller
genji ults
starts dashing around like a madman
flashbang + fth
"you done?"

I need to start doing this

King_Martha
King_Martha

I miss hog, bros ;_;

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Ignoramus
Tracer bomb sucks ass to actually stick dude. Most of the time you're just getting 1 kill. It's pretty fair.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@King_Martha

We all do, user. He made overwatch fun.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@King_Martha
I dont. Happy as fuck that faggot is flushed through the toilet, his gorillion mile long hooks were the worst thing ever.

w8t4u
w8t4u

tfw no Sym summer skin.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Ignoramus
Symmetra un-noticeably sets up turrets at attackers spawn
already over 50% charged.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@RumChicken
Yo!

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

when people act like season 2 was balanced
when people act like hog would've stopped dive
when people act like Tracer is fine but genji needs a nerf

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

The only OP shit in this game is Mercy's ult charge rate. Fucking retarded. Some characters need to have their ult charge rates nerfed another 15%.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@King_Martha
tfw I still play hog and try to have fun >tfw leave half way through the game
because no fun

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

playing mercy is trash

Lunatick
Lunatick

Overwatch becomes F2P
There is now an additional, paid-for currency alongside credits called Overwatch Coins
You can buy heroes and cosmetics with Overwatch Coins
You can buy heroes and their cosmetics with credits- 3,500 credits per hero, or 7,000 if that hero is in meta/what the pros have been using

Would you still play? Asking for a friend.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@BunnyJinx
Yes

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Ignoramus
Not special snowflake genji dash resetting on kill for no reason

Not defense matrix having almost no counters

Not rez ruining the game in general

girlDog
girlDog

@Lunatick

I've already given up on OW as a casual shitter game.

Bringing in more casual shitters won't change that.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Stupidasole
He kept the dive shit in line, with the gatekeeper gone we're left with a messy rushfest.
First triple tank and now him, this game is fucked

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Need_TLC
Get on the line

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Spazyfool
No.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

open event box
yellow
start hoping
500 credits
at least i got american McCree, but it's fucking dumb to let them in the lootable when you still need other things

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Ignoramus
scatterarrow makes me mad because most hanzos would be 100% useless without it

full health as zarya
enemy hanzo hops on to the point
scatter arrowed
it kills me instantly
on his killfeed i wasnt even on his screen, he just fired randomly

Evilember
Evilember

@SomethingNew
Not rez ruining the game in general
Why didn't you kill the mercy, friend?

SniperGod
SniperGod

How do I get good with Reinhardt?

me playing him
smash someone against the wall
swing once
the entire team jumps me within less than a second
pull my shield at 2 hp
dps LOL and walks close to me and finishes me off

opposing team reinhardt
smashes guy against the wall
swings hammer wildy
kills most people
everyone on my team just watches like drooling retards

RavySnake
RavySnake

Who should I start one tricking? must a fun off meta hero

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@iluvmen
implying

Dive was already meta before Roadhog was nerfed. Keep crying though. I'm sure they'll fix him being throw tier eventually :^)

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Lunatick
tell your friend to look in the next office for the HoTS financial results

TreeEater
TreeEater

genjis and mercys complaining about Doomfist

LEL

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@RavySnake

must be fun

Shit outta luck user

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Evilember
I did, but I killed her at the wrong time and she flew back for the four man.

Just widow headshot her in her spawn so she's dead 100% of the time

XDDD

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Personally ive never enjoyed the game more since they fucked Hog.

Hurr 400 health and I can heal for 200 whenever i want.
Hurr i chain you throw a gap between pillars from the others side of the map
lol one shot kill upclose.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@SniperGod

Charging as Rein is retarded like 99% of the time. You want to stick with your team so they can hide behind your big rectangle and you only charge to take out a high value target WHEN YOUR TEAM IS ALREADY PUSHING so that the enemy is too busy with your team to figure out who you're charging at and even then you're better off just swinging your hammer to create a huge death zone in front of you instead of relying on that wonky ass piece of shit bugged charge.

Lunatick
Lunatick

God dammit, I have everyone's summer skin EXCEPT Widow's now. What did Blizzard mean by this?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@King_Martha
Still my best hero. It takes a while to adjust but just one secondary hit and you can still kill them during hook.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@King_Martha
@Stupidasole

Keep crying bitch nigga

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Lunatick
Thats a great skin though, I could even say that its the best one since all the other new skins have better alternatives.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@SniperGod

I forgot to add that Rein's Earthshitter can turn the game, and it charges surprisingly fast. So you want to push with your team behind you, then let your team get a pick from behind the shield, then they all push forward and you attack with them and get ult. If you can't get ult in a teamfight and a half you're doing it wrong.

@RavySnake

Sombra although she's kind of meta.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

"FIRE AT WILL"
"YOU'RE POWERED UP, GET IN THERE!"
"Ryūjin no ken w-"
instantly killed by doom fist
pls stop

girlDog
girlDog

@RumChicken
Coucou

cum2soon
cum2soon

Anyone got pictures of the PTR changes to Numbani?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Garbage Can Lid
genji baddie BTFO

eGremlin
eGremlin

tfw no graffiti tracer skin

why even live

MPmaster
MPmaster

I want her to bully me

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Garbage Can Lid
Flattened

w8t4u
w8t4u

What would competitive be like right now if they removed the one hero limit?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Garbage Can Lid
have the best mobility in the game
Doesn't just double jump when he hears a doomfist charging
Deserved it retard.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Garbage Can Lid
This mobile offense hero used a win button to instantly delete me! How unfair!

Reminds me of a certain swordsman.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@w8t4u
Idk like 2 reins maybe

askme
askme

@w8t4u

2 Mercy meta.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Stupidasole
I could even say that its the best one since all the other new skins have better alternatives

This one doesn't.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@w8t4u
Double Mercy

Firespawn
Firespawn

@w8t4u
2 tracer 2 winston 2 lucio
alternatively 6 doomfist if youre below gm

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@eGremlin
I was thinking about buying this skin with credits...

Then I got it in my last lootbox of the event.

:^)

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Gigastrength
Gambler is a thousand times better.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Emberburn

Gambler makes him look like a white supremacist.

takes2long
takes2long

enemy teams goes full cancer
Bastion, Torb, Sym, Mercy, Zarya and Rein
the duo queue goes double sniper

likme
likme

@Nojokur
All the better.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Emberburn
Nah, Gambler doesn't leave him mostly-naked.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Nojokur
whats the problem in that

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Nojokur
Can't be worse than skinhead 76

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

played eight competitive matches today
eight had griefers

What did the Overwatch community mean by this?

farquit
farquit

@w8t4u
2 dvas 1 lucio 3 doomfist

w8t4u
w8t4u

Is it wrong if I want a police officer skin for McCree to make BLM shitters upset, since they already cry hard over Officer D.Va?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@eGremlin
I want Tracey to tenderly lodge each gun in my earholes and fill them with her soft and loving spray paint, the aerosols filling and expanding in my ear canal. Then she would take her pistols and massage the sides of my neck, and let me share her respirator as my entire body is covered in spray paint. I would be her human canvas, pressed against the cold brick of King's Row, my naked buttocks emblazoned with the tag TRACER in bright and vibrant orange, my lungs slowly filled not with oxygen but with paint fumes. A dream come true, at last, dying in Tracey's firm and lithe arms.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@takes2long
Two stationary gimmick shit classes
Not going two sniper

I guess pharah and soldier would be better.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Lunatick

I'd trade you. Have widows skin and hate it. and I'm a widow main.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Nojokur
no it makes him look like a land owner

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@w8t4u
You do know that entire thing was one person trying to make a stink, right?

farquit
farquit

Let me tell you the one time I gave that healslut mercy what she deserves

be me sometime ago when I was in plat
have my team of 5 good buddies to play as a team
team work was good but we still would tend to die some one of us became an Ana main to keep the boys healthy and perky
whenever we would match we'd get a random and it was always 50/50 if they were willing to work with us or against us
didn't matter tho,me and my boys would always carry to victory
enter healslut
"yeah uh mercy, we don't need you, we already have an Ana and my fiend is pretty good as her so play anything else but her"
healslut " but we need the Rez if we wanna win"
really?
tell this dude that we really don't and we will lose if he doesn't play someone to pick his own weight
refuses and starts saying crap that we will win because of him
this piece of shit was unbelievable
pull the boys real quick in group chat to tell my boys my plan to teach this slut a lesson
we will win the first 2 matches by tryharding our asses off and then capture the objective the first objective on the last match
go back to team chat
okie stay mercy buddy
plan goes too well, we win the first two games no sweat
still as the follower of Jeff I am, I give second chances
hey please change from mercy for this last match at least
"we have been winning because of me dumbass"
fuck it
last match starts, we capture it right away and before it hits 25% I leave the game with my group
since I have never left compatitive before, I only get 3 minute penalty
everyone laughing imagining that mercy getting her ass beat for 3 consecutive games

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Boy_vs_Girl
That was the funniest shit when they got called out for it

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Booteefool

He probably has slaves to work that land.

@Boy_vs_Girl

I think it'd be a cool skin anyway. He's already a huge Clint Eastwood reference, why not go all the way and do Dirty Harry too?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@lostmypassword
Pretty cool, user.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@w8t4u
a police officer skin for McCree
Sheriff seems more likely.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@w8t4u
This but soldier

Soft_member
Soft_member

@w8t4u
Quad Mercy meta

viagrandad
viagrandad

@lostmypassword
Too bad Lena doesn't care about you.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

winston
in
every
game

5mileys
5mileys

Mercy is the one support I hate to play.
I hate the whole "you can't defend yourself while healing/damage boosting" thing.
Don't tell me you can defend yourself by flying to teammates, they don't know you exist except for when you die.

likme
likme

@Garbage Can Lid
yes and you will address him as "massa"

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Flameblow
Have you ever considered the possibility that you're a crap photographer?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@PurpleCharger
how embarassing!

farquit
farquit

@5mileys
I hate the whole "you can't defend yourself while healing/damage boosting" thing.
That's one of the main reasons I dropped her for Lùcio.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@LuckyDusty
projectile speed increase
Wow it's fucking nothing.jpg

She'll still be the worst tank by a significant margin.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

You do it for her
And you would do it again

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Illusionz
Ever consider a joke?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@PurpleCharger
Whats wrong, manlet weeb? Why dont you mada mada the fuck outta here before I give you the big black gorilla cock.

Emberfire
Emberfire

win 2 rounds of koth easily
fucking niggers pick 5 dps and start throwing and we lose 2-3
what a fucking great game

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@AwesomeTucker

Roadhog is worst tank.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Bidwell
Helo buetiful show bobs nd vegana piks

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@5mileys
ana exists for tryhards like you

@AwesomeTucker
she will be a must pick because she can work better against pharah

its almost as good as zen

and the shield thing is awesome

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Raving_Cute
Shit taste in waifus my guy

w8t4u
w8t4u

@PurpleCharger
Reaper only true counter
Reaper gets btfo by many heros often paired with winston

We need a flamethrower/acid/electricity hero that pierces shields and matrix so winston is afraid of more things.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@AwesomeTucker
Her shield is basically the same size as Reinhardt's now, and it works better on high ground.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

if we make every character literally shit on their own, that will surely promote teamplay in this team game!

why the fuck are blizzard literally retarded?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@CodeBuns
Filthy peasant...

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Emberfire

Pretty much how half my KOTH matches go. We win and then my team thinks "oh shit this is ez" and they go 5 DPS because "this is ez lol we're up by 2!!!!!" and then the enemy team changes their comp, gets serious, and suddenly it's down to the wire and I'm fighting my ass off.
Nowadays when we're up by 2 I say "guys don't get overconfident" but this community is so shit, so soft-assed and pathetic, that even this tilts people and they go "suck muh dick nigga dis is EZ" and then switch to Hanzo anyway.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Raving_Cute
Best girl

askme
askme

IM FEELING POWERFUL

AND IM NOT EVEN ANGRY

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Sir_Gallonhead
tryhard means wanting to defend yourself while healing instead of hiding like a bitch as mercy
Did I hit a nerve there, healslut?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

F I N A L L Y queue into a good map
some retard leaves immediately and the match gets cancelled

BLIZZARD

Booteefool
Booteefool

@MPmaster
Sombra is the best

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Sir_Gallonhead
tryhard
How is this an insult in any circumstance ever, you fucking loser?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@askme
By my calculations..
UGH! FORGET IT! MOVE THE PAYLOAD!

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Lord_Tryzalot

if we make every character literally shit on their own

Yknow, except tracer and genji and soldier. Gotta keep them OP at all times :^)

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@TurtleCat
For now, you know they are going to bring back his one shot kill combo eventually.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@w8t4u
Weren't there 'screaming in pain from being set on fire' sounds datamined?

girlDog
girlDog

@Raving_Cute
At least pick a better fanart, she looks like a dude there.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Sir_Gallonhead
she will be a must pick because she can work better against pharah
its like im really on blizz forums

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Booteefool
Her voice actress is better.

likme
likme

@Sir_Gallonhead
Any Parah that dies to her tickle cannon is fucking garbage, period. Even with the speed increase you can see these things coming from a mile away.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Crazy_Nice
W-What is he doing to her?

Playboyize
Playboyize

try to play doomfist
get my abilities off pretty well
can't hit my ult worth shit

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@w8t4u
You mean a flamethrower hero that/acid hero that lessens the amount of heals you get

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@likme
You're really desperate to keep believing that Orisa is awful.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@PurpleCharger
D.Va's even worse

massdebater
massdebater

@Need_TLC
Any hero that threatens Dva and Winston dives while also potentionally providing DoT afterburn so Tracer/genji can't fuck around forever in your backline would be amazing.

In general defense heros need to be better at defending. There's so many "mash Q to delet the enemy team" options but only a few that stop you and your team from getting wiped.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@viagrandad
Ensaving her

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Harmless_Venom
Not that guy but she's definitely subpar. This barrier change is pretty fucking huge however, I'm imagining Point A of Anubis is now literally unpushable with an Orisa on the bridge defending.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@happy_sad
Mercy (by a HUGE long shot)

That's what happens when you make a character who's brainless to play and has the most powerful ultimate in the game.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@viagrandad
That's nothing for you to worry about

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Deadlyinx
you would think the average player would want to shoot things though instead of being a a little beta healslut.

I think this is actually a side-effect of OW being the first FPS thats popular with women. All women play Mercy.

FastChef
FastChef

@happy_sad
tracer's the second lest played offense

Time to abuse that for SR gains next season.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@massdebater

Defense heroes being more powerful would annoy a lot of people. Defense heroes have inherently annoying playstyles. There are people who already really hate Junkrat, Torb, Mei, etc. even though those characters aren't even good. Imagine if they were.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

pleasure to b working with ju, MAC-cree

cum2soon
cum2soon

@VisualMaster

Some play D.Va. Badly.

Inmate
Inmate

@Fuzzy_Logic
She is subpar I will agree but she wasn't THAT bad, and her buffs are very helpful.

on the bridge

I always defend at the double-door entrance to the ruins, put the barrier in the right side and shoot at people while the team covers the left side.

Flameblow
Flameblow

three troll teams in a row
this game's a fucking joke

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Flameblow
me ooga
team trooga

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Raving_Cute
that icon pack
that status bar
those apps
top tier taste in waifus though

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

First new short since Infiltration happening soon.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@happy_sad
tfw tempted to D.Va main to some degree in Comp Season 6
I'm just getting tired of having to go Mercy.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Deadlyinx
That and her SR gain mechanic is equally brain dead where it rewards mediocre performance but doesn't punish playing like shit.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Sir_Gallonhead
Fucking finally.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Raving_Cute
tumblr

askme
askme

consistently get 6+ wins in placements the past 4 seasons
placed barely at 2500
place season 5
go 2W8L
2800

massdebater
massdebater

@Inmate

Double door entrance

Surely you don't mean the choke?

TechHater
TechHater

@Need_TLC
@massdebater
its just like a more cancerous version of mei.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@VisualMaster
I wouldn't mind female Mercy mains if they didn't have the gamesense and temperament of a 6 year old

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Garbage Can Lid
Dont lie, healslut.
You love to please your teammates healthbar and keep them nice and full.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Raving_Cute
You wouldn't happen to be an SJeW would you, user?

FastChef
FastChef

@TechHater
mei is already the most cancerous hero in the game.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Sir_Gallonhead
Gamescom or Blizzcon?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@massdebater
The double-door entrance is the choke, right? Because if you're talking about the bridge in front of the point the enemy team can come from the top right and bypass it completely.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Stark_Naked
Gamescom so the short is coming out next week.

likme
likme

@Stark_Naked
Gamescon. They did the Last Bastion last year.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Sir_Gallonhead
new map announcement in fucking four days
new short in six days
HOLY SHIT HYPE

@Crazy_Nice
I actually enjoy Mercy on occasion, and I enjoy all the healers.

I just tired of them being more than 75% of my Comp time due to me picking last to be sure I can go what's best for the team.

likme
likme

@Sir_Gallonhead
Doomfist cosplay

Hunky topless men in costume, very nice.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Sir_Gallonhead
So it's gonna be Junkertown and a Roadhog + Junkrat short right?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Sir_Gallonhead
new short soon
kaplan said they have huge story plans for pharah

Would be nice since her comic was originally meant to be a short.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@likme
not all just flabby blackfaced nerds with a gauntlet on
You have quite the faith in them user

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

people still tilt after the first fight in fucking GM
It never gets better

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Tired of this game. I just wanna get reaper and go

Soft_member
Soft_member

@StrangeWizard

By double door entrance you aren't referring to that first set of doorways you come to in front of the fountain as the attacking team comes up the stairs out of spawn?

The one where the attacking team has plenty of cover and 2 big health packs?

w8t4u
w8t4u

I AM MOVING THE PAYLOAD

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@ZeroReborn
By get reaper do you mean a shotgun to the face, if so than yes, please do

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@hairygrape
They had a paid cosplayer at SDCC iirc, it'll probably be the same guy.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@w8t4u
is something you never hear

iluvmen
iluvmen

@kizzmybutt
paying a guy to play dress up
That sounds gay

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Soft_member
Yeah, the entrance right in front of the fountain up the stairs. Packs don't matter when they can't even get inside.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Sharpcharm
People still tilt after winning the match

farquit
farquit

@iluvmen
I WISH people would pay me to dress up.

SniperGod
SniperGod

I want to do really naughty things to the catboy

SniperWish
SniperWish

@farquit
wishing you were gay
Jeez what a faggot

TreeEater
TreeEater

nearly a whole year since the last short
damn lol they really fell behind

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I need some (You)s

3 MOST PLAYED
3 CHARACTERS THAT ANNOY THE FUCK OUT OF YOU

Tracer, Sombra, Genji
Junkrat, Winston, Lucio

King_Martha
King_Martha

@SniperGod
Wrong general?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@eGremlin
I like to play every healer but mercy, mercy feels totally brain dead, and counter intuitive when you have your ult

Methshot
Methshot

after about 50 loot boxes of fucking icons and highlight intros i finally got a SINGLE skin

luckily its my favourite

now i just gotta grind for lifeguard and i can stop playing this shit game

happy_sad
happy_sad

@TreeEater
Umm sweetie, they never promised regular updates, don't be so entitled

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Raving_Cute
Zenyatta, Tracer, D.Va
Sombra, Junkrat, Hanzo honorable mention to Tracer too

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

travelling to hanamura
defence first
someone picks widow
check stats
22% winrate 18 hours played
fuck. have to afk for about 10 minutes

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Spazyfool
Roadhog and Junkrat get a comic and animated short
Mei gets nothing
Orisa gets nothing
Lucio gets nothing
Mercy gets nothing
Shitload of heroes get nothing

Why live?

Inmate
Inmate

@Raving_Cute
Mercy, Junkrat, Lùcio
Pharah, Winston, D.Va

Inmate
Inmate

@Raving_Cute
mostplayed
soldier76, zenyatta, pharah
most hated
doomfist because just feels like getting cheesed when you die to him
d.va because it's just too damn good for what little depth it has
and mercy because despite being, imo, the easiest hero to play effectively, it's also one of the most important. Which is totally fucking dumb, I hate that if someone on the enemy team picks mercy, the game revolves around killing her, no other healer is like that

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Raving_Cute
Zenatta, Winston, Torbjorn
Genji, Tracer, Mercy

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Garbage Can Lid
Wouldn't you survive if you were nano boosted?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@whereismyname
Junkrat and Roadhog best gays 10/10

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@whereismyname
Mei gets nothing
There's been rumors for months that she has one in the works but it feels more like an urban legend at this point.

Lucio
Not the sexiest healer.

Orisa
UNPOPULAR.

Mercy
Only a matter of time, honestly. Still wish that one with her facing Reaper in Iraq could've been real.

Other heroes
Unpopular, irrelevant, etc.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@whereismyname

The problem with Orisa is that she was basically just released to fill a niche they couldn't fill and to be the hype man for a hero that wasn't coming for another 4 months. They should have just released some other hero besides Orisa and released Orisa and Doomfist in the same month and did a Doomfist/Orisa animated short.

Also no one gives a fuck about Mei.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Raving_Cute
Orisa, Winston, Zarya

Hanzo, Mei, Widowmaker

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Deadlyinx
wow, a dumb nazimercyposter actually said smart things for once

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Raving_Cute
mccree, doomfist, hanzo
d.va, tracer, mei

WebTool
WebTool

@Inmate

Mercy's ult also charges way too fast. I think it might be the fastest ult in the entire game. So the ult that takes the least skill to use, but is arguably the most powerful, and to which there is no counterplay, is also on the easiest yet more centralizing character. It's totally fucked.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Hay Dood

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Stark_Naked
gays

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@JunkTop
just gals being pals

Inmate
Inmate

Meta is so unenjoyable at this point and BugFist only made it worse that I don't even wanna play
But my ranking will decay in 8 hours if I dont

Play a comp game and home my internet doesn't crap out while I do

The soldier main insults me for picking off meta
Tells me to get cancer
Someone else consecutively leaves and rejoins and we have not a snowballs chance in hell of winning

Tbh I think I'd rather just finish with 3k ranking and be done with it

massdebater
massdebater

NM3L-NHTR-CXBTP-GKDS-345D
45GW-C9BP-QN9T4-4HLF-VPCL

don't bother putting these codes in after 30 seconds have gone by...cya cucks

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@JunkTop
best friends
With benefits

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Raving_Cute
Lucio, Dva, Zenyatta

Ana because people always pick her without knowing how to aim

Pharah because I can roll entire teams who don't know how to shoot at her

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Inmate

Once you're over 3k you have nothing to prove. I would just stop playing comp until it unfucks itself and play Arcade or something.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@massdebater
Thanks for the 5 lootboxes, user!

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@WebTool
when you're about to kill a mercy and she solo rezzes giving her invincibility
I can't think of a thing that makes me want to just quit the game faster

RumChicken
RumChicken

@askme
its almost like the average skill level rises over time

Nojokur
Nojokur

@massdebater
You have already redeemed this item for this account. Please visit Blizzard Support for more information.

REEEEEEEEEEEE

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@massdebater
45GW-C9BP-QN9T4-4HLF-VPCL
actually worked

Wow, thanks.

farquit
farquit

@TalkBomber
There are no benefits. Just two best friends on a global crime spree.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@farquit
Being gay is a crime in the future

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@BlogWobbles
But now she has no rez and she may have revived a useless teammate.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Stark_Naked
he knows your email now

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@PurpleCharger
That's what I'd like to think, but what usually happens is a reset, and she's always the first to get an ult.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Spazyfool
How?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@TurtleCat
I'm pretty sure that's not true.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@BlogWobbles

I also like how since she has the lowest CD movement skill in the game, regenerates health after 1 second, and is invincible, she's probably going to be fully healed and far away from you by the time the invincibility wears off, and then she can just start healing her team again and have her res bar halfway filled up by the time the next teamfight happens because it charges so fucking fast there's no penalty for her solo rezzing to save her own ass. Mercy was a huge fucking mistake. Being able to instantly res your entire team, in an FPS, and then making that ability charge super fast and not require any sort of channeling time or LOS or anything, is unbelievably bad game design, I can't even find the words for how shit it is.
Worst part is since she's played by so many women and retards including Jeff's wife they'll never give her the rework she needs.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@massdebater
who got the gold box?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I-I want Zarya by my side.

girlDog
girlDog

@Firespawn
But it is

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Boy_vs_Girl
It sends him an email containing the email address of the account that redeemed the lootboxes to confirm.

5mileys
5mileys

@Harmless_Venom
We get it, you want zarya inside of you.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@RavySnake
Clever girl

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Illusionz
be Mercy main
enemy dva gets potg
last second is how I res all my team mates
FeelsGodFam

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

is there some way to punish girls for instalocking mercy? how can half the planet be so simple minded?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@massdebater
This for the gold lootbox code

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

So how Mad Max is the animated short gonna be?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@RavySnake

So what's he going to do with that? Sell it to Chinese?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Roadhog in new cinematic
Killed off

girlDog
girlDog

Who made this? And is there more?

WebTool
WebTool

@Illusionz
The ultimate nerf

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Is there any hope of me getting the Noire Widow skin somehow outside of time travel?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@King_Martha
H-haha, it's probably nothing. I'll be right back, there's this black car parked in front of my house, I'll just have a qui

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Illusionz
lmao

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Dreamworx
Annnnnd huntress widow
at lrast I got AmeriCree

DeathDog
DeathDog

@girlDog
You enjoy widowtracer as well?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@girlDog
Dunno.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@girlDog
lesbianism is a sin

King_Martha
King_Martha

@happy_sad
rein above tracer

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Spazyfool
Nice try chinaman, making us think you can actually kill someone
@Need_TLC
And illegal in the future

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Stupidasole
imblying most girls will ever get off support in any game
its a given

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Crazy_Nice
Healslut
Mercy
LUL shitter detected

Mercy is the death angel who holds in her hands who survives and who dies.
If Mercy pings her res you already know that she commands you to die.

If some hero is and alpha than it's Mercy with a mechanic build around letting people die and decide who has the privilege to survive.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@VisualMaster
Buy a code on eBay.

idontknow
idontknow

Haha which OW girl do you think has the stinkiest little poots haha!

idontknow
idontknow

@Need_TLC
Lesbianism is in

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@girlDog
Cease this, succubus.
Pharah is the only one for me.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@idontknow
I want to be Junkrat here...

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@VisualMaster
Taunt Jeff on the forums and trick him into apologizing.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@idontknow
Cheers, love!

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@idontknow
Dva

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Need_TLC
I didn't realize those were Tracer's hands.
Nice

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Gigastrength
How would that work?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@happy_sad
@Evil_kitten
I want to lick Bloo like a chilled fruity popsicle.

hairygrape
hairygrape

L6RMDNPTTG8SJV49BHGGQ

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Illusionz

Some guy said it's like OW devs don't play their own game and Jeff got mega nuclear asshurt and started shitting on the guy saying he played 800 hours and is in Plat. Then he realized he looks like a huge butthurt manbabby so to apologize he sent him a Noire Widow code.

I hear Jeff is an angry little faggot.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@girlDog
That eyebrow raise
gets me everytime

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Illusionz
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20755627264

https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/6hig1p/jeff_kaplan_and_the_rude_forum_poster_are_all/

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Get the new Junkrat cricket skin
Try him out in QP for the first time
Already hit the skill ceiling

5mileys
5mileys

Who's a bigger brat, Dva or Sombra?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@hairygrape
Huh, guess I have to buy the game now, huh?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@VisualMaster
not getting it with the game
Fucking casual

Skullbone
Skullbone

@5mileys
D.va is basically babysat by ovw heroes so i'd say her

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@5mileys
Sombra is a cheeky brat, dva is a "diva" brat.

Inmate
Inmate

@Bidwell
Your welcome

Booteefool
Booteefool

@5mileys
I wish they were more close in age, but for some reason Sombra has to be over 30...

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Fried_Sushi
Talon Evil Healing Builder
M1: Pump Action Shotgun (firing at building heals/upgrades building)
L-Shift: deploy a healing building that heals in an AoE. Can deploy a second building or upgrade to increase the AoE
M2: pick up a building in melee range. While being carried, cannot fire and HPS is reduced
E: trigger a self-destruct on a building. Causes more damage on level 2 buildings
Ult: form three concentric shield bubbles of 800 health around the building(s). Level 2 building bubbles have a greater radius. Lasts for 5 seconds

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@DeathDog
Which Overwatch heroes are the strongest in terms of body odor

1. Junkrat- has never willingly washed himself in his life
2. McCree- spends months at a time out in the hot desert sun gets very bad by the time gets to come back
3. Hanzo- also rarely bathes but not as infrequent as McMeme
4. Orisa- an old ominc so her exhaust probably smells like a diesel engine
5. Zarya- gets very sweaty after a hard workout session

farquit
farquit

@Nude_Bikergirl
Winston is literally a gorilla.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@farquit
Winston is also very sofisticated so I'm sure he likes to clean himself properly.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Nude_Bikergirl

Mei literally runs around in tropical climates wearing Antarctic gear.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Nude_Bikergirl
Roadhog's armpits

Flameblow
Flameblow

@haveahappyday
Damn, son.
I should start insulting Jeff, maybe I could get free stuff.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@SomethingNew
ARE

G L O R I O US
L
O
R
I
O
U
S

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Playboyize
I know

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

https://e-hentai.org/g/1102430/b2388ee3b2/

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Nude_Bikergirl
Rein is being cooked alive in Oasis/Temple. That's gotta break top 5

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Nude_Bikergirl
ha ha ha which overwatch farts a lot?!
ha ha ha which overwatch has stinky pits!?
ha ha ha which overwatch smells bad?!
ha ha ha which overwatch belches all the time?!
ha ha ha which overwatch doesn't wash his foreskin?!
ha ha ha which overwatch has stank pussy?!

takes2long
takes2long

@Nude_Bikergirl
Orisa
old

she is literally a month old

girlDog
girlDog

@Booteefool
Pharah should not be over 30 either, it does not make sense she is older than Tracer but never got to join Overwatch. She is also only a few years younger than McCree and Mercy. She should be in her 20s.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Nude_Bikergirl
4. Orisa- an old ominc so her exhaust probably smells like a diesel engine

oh come on i just jerked it

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@haveahappyday
Bullying Jeff

SniperGod
SniperGod

@girlDog
it does not make sense she is older than Tracer but never got to join Overwatch.

Pharah was doing her own shit and OW had disbanded by the time she had the opportunity.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@girlDog
That reminds me of when Overwatch was first revealed and Metzen's comments on Pharah made it sound like she was quite a bit younger. Something like she was still attending the "academy" when Overwatch was shut down.

massdebater
massdebater

@haveahappyday
Sounds staged. Also fuck off reddit

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Tracer needs to sit on my facer

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@DeathDog
haven't played OW since december or so
log in a few days ago
decide to buy a lootbox pack because i'm rich or delusional
now own every summer skin except mccree's, and also all the best summer skins from last year
I don't even feel like playing OW, is it fun yet, or still just some meta shit spam no fun allowed?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@girlDog
I agree. While I appreciate that the game has "proper adults" as characters, and not perpetual 20-somethings, it feels like Sombra and Pharah should be a little younger, to make them feel less silly with those personas.

(Not that Sombra's VA, born in 1985, isn't silly herself, but whatever.)

askme
askme

@massdebater
literally googleposting

check the page
a guy got 2k+ boats just for copying the thread in a single post

I will never understand reddit.

Techpill
Techpill

@Inmate
I just bought it and it's your fault.
Didn't want your box to go to waste

StonedTime
StonedTime

@girlDog
D.Va became a pro gamer, joined the military, and starred in a Hollywood film all in the span of 3 years

Lunatick
Lunatick

@SniperWish
Here it was. At least I thought it made her sound younger than she turned out to be.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Techpill
Ha, now we're linked by pain, we'll feel each other's pain

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@BinaryMan
spent the last of my money on changing the oil for my soon-to-be bmw
no money for boxes but at least i get to roast tires

viagrandad
viagrandad

Should I save my comp points for the next hero? What role are we likely getting next?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@StonedTime
tracer became a pilot, got recruited by overwatch, had her slipstream accident, disappeared for months and then became an overwatch agent all by the age of 19

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@girlDog
Mercy and Tracer in particular were prodigies, and Pharah's been said to be good at what she does but it was never said she was a prodigy. She was going to join in her mid-20s, which is probably closer to the typical age range of their average recruits when it got shut down.

Also, Ana. Ana didn't want Pharah to join Overwatch.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@viagrandad
Support or tank hopefully. Maybe defense but they all suck so hopefully not. Hammond seems like a good bet with the apparent lore significance but I dunno.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Emberfire
shiddd

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Lunatick
I like to think that she was enlisted to do mandatory military duty, and that's why she missed joining Overwatch. But it still leaves the age thing and chronology a little wacky.

likme
likme

@viagrandad
Melee Support Hero
M1: assault rifle that fires in bursts of five
M2: melee range stun and empty clip of an enemy
L-Shift: sprint fast and low to the ground for 4 seconds. Can jump extra high out of this sprint. Can latch onto an enemy and launch them far away with M1 or launch yourself far away with M2. Heals while sprinting.
E: melee range strike allies' achy joints and heal 80 HP.
Ult: enter sprinting mode and receive 50% less damage. Running by enemies automatically stuns and empties their clips. Running by allies automatically melee heals them.

w8t4u
w8t4u

why do they refuse to make a counter to genji

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@likme
More dive
GET ME OUT

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Stark_Naked
Tracer was a prodigy
She apparently was an ace pilot. (And/or crazy enough to volunteer for the Slipstream project.) But I don't think she was a prodigy, per se.

Instead what really made her an asset for Overwatch, was the time bending properties she got AFTER the incident. Without her "curse" she might be a literal nobody.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@w8t4u
They have she's named symmetra

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Skullbone
Maybe in silver lmao.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@RumChicken
The little dindu made Orisa at 11 from scraps of destroyed robots

iluvmen
iluvmen

Ps4 player here. Has anyone else here been constantly disconnected from their server? This has been happening lately and it's never happened to me before. Every other online game plays fine, but Overwatch keeps glitching on me lately. Like Dva's mech flying through walls, characters running in place in the air, etc.

I got banned from competitive for the first time due to disconnecting so many times.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Share bad ult ideas.

temporarily rez one character and give them a full ult at the same time, they have so many seconds to do something before they die again

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Garbage Can Lid
She'd still be the cutest dyke in the whole world!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@VisualMaster
...sauce?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Garbage Can Lid
becoming a test pilot before the age of 20

I'd say that's pretty prodigious considering UK's laws about the minimum age you can fly a plane.

Evilember
Evilember

@w8t4u
If there was a double jumping beam sniper, I would play no one else, ever again!

I mean, fuck Genji.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Lord_Tryzalot
Defence
Hammond

Aight, I'm gonna take my chances and hope for a Support/Tank. I don't even get this dumb Hammond meme. It's literally a non-character hyped by reddit becasue they saw a name. We know nothing about the hero,
and we already have Winston. For fucks sake,we know more about Guillermo Portero.
I mean, fuck, at least we know what the man looks like. Or what fucking species he is. For all I care, he is a M.Bison/Senator Armstrong knockoff and he would still be more original than a Hammond concept
. Sorry for ranting

Lunatick
Lunatick

@SniperWish
playing either above silver

likme
likme

@Nude_Bikergirl
@RumChicken
@StonedTime
Pharah is actually just that mediocre

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@iluvmen
Rubberbanding? Yeah I get it time to time, just deal with it

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Lunatick
Genji is fucking everywhere in masters. The only DPS you see is tracer/genji and soldier.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Monkey meta is the most boring thing I have ever been part of.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@BlogWobbles
That's literally Mercy's interaction with Gobbo D.Va so was it intentional?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

tfw you realize Mercy is pushing 40

girlDog
girlDog

https://a.pomf.cat/ywgngm.webm

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@VisualMaster
I really want this idea

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Fried_Sushi
Bathes in the blood of virgins etc

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Illusionz
Monkey has always been meta except when Ana was busted and 4 tanks were a thing.

girlDog
girlDog

@SomethingNew
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2459559

5mileys
5mileys

widow's backstory is literally a mind break doujin

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Carnalpleasure
Ever since the nerf McCree's right click does not exist, there is no situation in which it's better than just left clicking and trying for headshots.

Firespawn
Firespawn

tfw we finally got a new page

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@happy_sad
tfw Bastion/Torb main

feels good man

FastChef
FastChef

@Deadlyinx
rubberbanding

So that's what it's called? And here I thought I knew every term.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@likme
Seriously why can a little girl build a robot out of broken robots

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

When are they going to add the option to mix weapons and skins? I want sentai genji with sparrow shurikens RIGHT NOW

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Lunatick
not like she built orisa out of nothing

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Fried_Sushi
While Mercy probably uses medical practices to keep herself looking young, people can still look good over 35. Also everyone ages differently. I've seen 14 year olds look like 22 year olds, and 50 year olds look like theyre in their 30s.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Lunatick
because of melanin, its scientifically proven to make you genius

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Fried_Sushi
My coworker is 50 and looks like she's 80. Uuugh.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

WHY DO I KEEP GETTING STUCK IN GEOMETRY

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Firespawn
Can you please link me to the source.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@TurtleCat
She hasn't even hit puberty
@BunnyJinx
We Wuz Sientiztz and Sheiit

happy_sad
happy_sad

@CouchChiller
those feet

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

N-NANI?

http://eu.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20972458

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

get gifted Overwatch by friend
first game I play has a squaky voiced russian kid playing a bastion.

Oh this is a online team based fps alright. Almost gave me a warm fuzzy feeling hearing that kid screeching whenever he got killed.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@happy_sad
Get the fuck out of here Tyrone

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Spazyfool
Ive seen that too. My dad's older brother looks 20 years younger. My dad also had a number of health issues growing up (exposed to agent Orange in Vietnam war, chainsmoked for at least 40 years, ate the wrong crap, has diabetes, etc) so he looks 15 years older than he actually is.

I think how you look is a reflection of genetics and what you put in your body.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Sir_Gallonhead
Sure, there is other shit in there too but it's mostly a 40 page R76 comic. It's very hit and miss and doesn't do well to stick to the timeline (like McCree being part of Overwatch during the omnic crisis) but it's easy to ignore and she even admits that she fucked up there.

Regardless, here you go, enjoy: https://coecretsquid.tumblr.com/

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Fuzzy_Logic
Thats like the funniest team you can have, its not like you're playing comp or anything

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Sir_Gallonhead
the artist is coelasquid

@Fried_Sushi
mercy probably does all she can to keep herself in shape but you'd still think being a doctor would earn her some crow's feet

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Raving_Cute
Mei, D.va, Mercy

Junkrat, Junkrat, Junkrat, just fuck motherfucking Junkrat oh my fucking god die

idontknow
idontknow

@hairygrape
I'm not even complaining, it's a nice feeling that some things never change.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@5mileys
If you had the chance to, would you unbreak her or keep her how she is

StonedTime
StonedTime

@ZeroReborn
no lines for this skin
Why live? Also post best healer

Nojokur
Nojokur

@LuckyDusty
@LuckyDusty
@LuckyDusty

The world premiere of a new Overwatch animated short will take place on our main stage and via live stream during the Blizzard Reveal Ceremony on Wednesday.

ANIMATED SHORT

ANIMATED SHORT

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@idontknow
Sorry friend, missed the second part and assumed you were bitching like half the people on here

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Nojokur
@LuckyDusty
yeah sorry user you're like two hours late

TechHater
TechHater

@Nojokur
WILL THEY BE CONFIRMED?

Evilember
Evilember

easily winnable games
teammates don't switch to counter enemy team comps
I may as well just instalock Hanzo the second there's a master on my team, fuckers always throw

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BlogWobbles
user, stop. I already commit suicidal actions occasionally to help my team win team fights by taking two opponents with me at a minimum before I die. I don't need to go more animu with Mercys reviving me for a couple of seconds.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN A SINGLE EVENT SKIN

5mileys
5mileys

@TechHater
Oh I doubt that. I bet it's going to be tracer and winston on horizon, Jeff already teased it in a video. I mean the literal animation of Tracer running through Horizon.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@TechHater
Roadhog and Junkrat will indeed be confirmed

eGremlin
eGremlin

@LuckyDusty
@Nojokur
@Sharpcharm
@CouchChiller
@TechHater
The new map is just the Chateau after a delay

Soft_member
Soft_member

mfw I realize that 80% of the people complaining about throwers, trolls, or toxic players are from EU servers or console

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@cum2soon
Best friends

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

goalie refuses to boop the ball

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TechHater
It's a short taking place in Junkertown where Roadhog and Junkrat stumble upon a crashed MEKA in the outback and a wary D. Va, they broker a deal to haul the MEKA to Junkertown in exchange for some of D. Va's tech. They outfit the mech into its junker skin and steal Junkrat's treasure from the core of Junkertown and make a great escape from the marauders. As they escape, the next hero and leader of Junkertown is told of what happened

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@StonedTime
Not bad

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@StonedTime
This is some advanced autism, this is.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@StonedTime
d.va showing up
yeah you lost me

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@5mileys
Season 2 of the animated short starts at gamescom. Hammond will be revealed at Blizzcon along with the animated short. I'm not crazy about the new hero being an animal but it looks like where they're going with it

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@lostmypassword
i just used up 2 weeks worth of luck getting the worst legendaries for characters i hardly ever play

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@eGremlin
(you)ing 5 seemingly random people
Why tho

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Sir_Gallonhead
hammond

Now this part of Kaplan's letter makes sense

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@StonedTime
They don't do game skins in animated shorts. Junkrat also has his "treasure" with him already.

7.8/10, too much autism.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@SomethingNew
goalie won't force the ball back to the other side of the field
boops it unto the enemy team as they are right in front of our goal
I rush into the goal to help him push the ball out
"DUDE, I'M GOALIE GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE GOAL."
types in all chat "Hey I think this dude to trying to throw the game. GG"

RumChicken
RumChicken

@lostmypassword
The only double legendary I've ever got was both of reaper's crow skins, which i guess is actually quite rare

StonedTime
StonedTime

Anyone got hanzo one trick stories?

takes2long
takes2long

@Illusionz
judging characters based on the color of their skin instead of the content of their character

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Lord_Tryzalot
D. Va's junker skin has lore attached to it in the in-game UI though

But yeah it's a dumb idea but more fun than what actually happens in the short: FUCKING NOTHING other than Junkrat and Roadhog Mad Maxing it up in Junkertown

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Widowmaker here

Methshot
Methshot

@BinaryMan
I could go for a blueberry popsicle right about now

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@takes2long
What reason is there to make a white character if they don't feel like it and there are so many already

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Who wants to see what a Silver-level McCree PotG looks like
https://streamable.com/tpzij

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Need_TLC
50 shekels says he pressed q

Skullbone
Skullbone

@cum2soon
@LuckyDusty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpTDAow4XU8

Evilember
Evilember

@Methshot
user.....what exactly do you mean by that?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@BinaryMan
What I wouldn't give to make mixed race spiderlings with her

w8t4u
w8t4u

@lostmypassword
So the diversity doesn't feel forced, 3 "blacks" in a row is too many

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@SniperWish
You owe me

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@w8t4u
you know the hero jeff was referring to in the letter was doomfist right

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Need_TLC
Do you want to end up like that user that thought he found Widowmaker. Only to figure out that she brought friends and he was never to be heard from again?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Spazyfool
I'm just saying, if they do add another next it would be too many

Booteefool
Booteefool

@w8t4u
There was only one black character though

viagrandad
viagrandad

Team keeps splitting up attacking Hanamura
Ask them to pick 1 route, top or mid
They keep splitting up

SniperGod
SniperGod

@lostmypassword
playerbase demographic
nationality
lore

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@TalkBomber
cursed goyim, you've jewed me for the last time

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@SniperGod
OKay sure. They should add another Asian character. Or maybe from Polynesia

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Booteefool
Orisa is "black" because she is african

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Soft_member
mfw I realize that 80% of the people complaining about long queue times are from NA servers or console

Skullbone
Skullbone

@VisualMaster
I got one with the origins edition. It was on a separate giveaway card and not an automatically unlocked skin though.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Need_TLC
well that was, something

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Skullbone
Charge him way too much

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Gigastrength
Wouldn't mind at all. I'd like to see an italian character.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Boy_vs_Girl
italian character
spaghetti and meatballs as an ult? Would it be possible?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Fuzzy_Logic
African and black aren't the same thing

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@JunkTop
Her maker was about as dark as a human can get, don't pull this shit on me

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@JunkTop
shut up jamal

WebTool
WebTool

Post your top 3 most played characters and others will judge you on them.
Rein
Zenyatta
Roadhog

Spamalot
Spamalot

@PackManBrainlure
Overwatch's ethnic character designs aren't that overtly stereotypical. The worst they've got are
Swiss medic
Japanese ninjas
Swedish builders
American cowboy
Russian racist

Maybe the Italian hero would have ties to the mafia

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I can't even practice in QP because it's basically just a free for all where you're lucky if your team even has 1 tank and 1 healer.

farquit
farquit

@PackManBrainlure
t. amerilard
how come none of your american heroes have a mobility scooter yet?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Nude_Bikergirl
Sorry blake

RavySnake
RavySnake

@WebTool
'i can't aim but i'm too good to play mercy, also hog needs to be buffed'

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@WebTool
You're most likely always complaining about the team, going full me ooga team booga here.

Tracer
Soldier
Winston (getting overtaken by Sombra soon)

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Finally got McLifesaver

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Garbage Can Lid
Can anyone replace Chad 's face with the doomfist skin? It has to have been intentional

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Boy_vs_Girl
Next european character will be a Greek olive-skinned flamoyantly gay secretly-evil hero

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Spamalot
A hairy talon agent who works as a pasta chef by day, mustache required
@farquit
Because Dva already has one

Nojokur
Nojokur

@RavySnake
@Garbage Can Lid
True and also true

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@BinaryMan
a gay greek hero
i'd accept it

StonedTime
StonedTime

@WebTool
Reaper
Junkrat
Zenyatta

Nojokur
Nojokur

@BunnyJinx
Only if he poses like a statue in one of his emotes

Flameblow
Flameblow

@PurpleCharger
You presume the italian hero would be male. Personally, I think a cute Italian dyke would be the way to go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSWYvqReTH8

King_Martha
King_Martha

So we're getting a new map which is supposed to be a mansion from Widowmakers family. The paint cans around the map imply that she's restoring her family's mansion.

If she was brainwashed, why would she care about her family's mansion, or even visit Gerards grave in the Christmas comic? Is it possible her brainwashing is wearing off?

Even in the "Alive" short, she talks about her fear of spiders as a child. So she knows who she is.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@WebTool
my mains are D.va, Mercy and Mei

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Nojokur
@BunnyJinx
@BinaryMan
*throws discus at u*
Maybe like that Tron shit so it bounces off walls and enemies

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@King_Martha
The only canon way to counteract the brainwashing is by ingesting Tracer's pussy juices, so there's your answer.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@WebTool
Tracey
D.Va
Soldier

pls no bully

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Flameblow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmyGURNxyHU

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@eGremlin
Kick your neighbors ass or be kust as loud

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@King_Martha
The brainwashing hasn't completely erased who she is. Just changed her alliances

5mileys
5mileys

@Flameblow
Hah, she looks like Tracer.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@King_Martha
Because having some part of her still there is the most generic way to go about it which is Blizzard's specialty.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Flameblow

We already have Tracer, and too many conventionally attractive female characters as is. They would probably choose something more along the lines of tumblr's tastes, in line with their diversity policy

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Need_TLC
Widowmaker Vs all of talon who wins?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@King_Martha
Her conditioning is probably starting to wear off, but she wasn't brainwashed into forgetting who she was. Going back to her ancestral home might be more of a tactical decision since it's been abandoned for centuries, but her visiting Gerard's grave is a big indication that the brainwashing is starting to fade.

massdebater
massdebater

Reinhardt on our team keeps going in 1v6 and wasting his ult

durr Lucio and Zen aren't working we need a mercy

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@King_Martha
Maybe she still has most of her memories, but she isn't aware she killed her husband? They could've planted fake memories of her always being a very loyal Talon agent and that Gerard died in an accident or something.

farquit
farquit

Why is it that when people lose 1 team fight they never group up again for the rest of the fucking match?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@RavySnake
1-ton landwhale black retarded disabled muslim tranny dyke? I don't see it happening

TechHater
TechHater

@Spazyfool
Boner obtained

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Nude_Bikergirl
@Sharpcharm
You're thinking that her brainwashing turned her into a mindless slave zombie. She just got wololo'd and keeps her personality

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@farquit
Its hopeless, if you didnt win that first fight and continue to flawlessly win every engagement, then theres no point and you should throw your cards on the table so they can win it

Lunatick
Lunatick

@JunkTop
Depends on if they expect her coming.

If no, then widow

Inmate
Inmate

@Methnerd
Well we already have a retarded disabled muslim in Ana

eGremlin
eGremlin

@RavySnake
@Methnerd
IIRC a few months back someone claimed the team was creating a non-binary (not a girl or a guy) human hero. But they also said the team was seriously considering making Lucio trans, and that seems unlikely.

girlDog
girlDog

@Lunatick
She was literally brainwashed who would ever expect her turning to the side of good
@Inmate
She doesn't wear the whole body burqa she isn't muslim enough

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@eGremlin
Lets just make Mercy trans

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@girlDog
Almost half of her costumes completely cover up all of her skin

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

High diamond Tracer main here AMA

farquit
farquit

@Evil_kitten
DELET

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@CouchChiller
I can see more than just the eyes she is a slut and should be raped than stoned to death

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Spazyfool
cute! CUTE!
legal? [/spoiler

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Evil_kitten
lmao could you imagine

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

They're running out of fighting styles for characters, as well as national stereotypes and cultures that can be matched to them

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Harmless_Venom
Why didn't you take a screenshot like a normal person?

farquit
farquit

@eGremlin
The dragons are probably photons.
@SniperGod

Probably a light barrier. I mean, how do Lucios sound barriers heal...?

I always assumed Zenyatta can hover because he learned how to manipulate gravity.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Harmless_Venom
Why on console?

Methshot
Methshot

>>186414596
Tripfag please leave

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@BunnyJinx
eyes
Eye, user

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@farquit
OR! Or. It could just be magic

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@farquit
he can cover because there's magnets in his but and in the future there's a bunch of magnets underground

Flameblow
Flameblow

new Short premiering at Gamescom
Gamescom 2017 takes place in COlogne, Germany
German OW voice actors and German OW pros will have panels
people actually think it won't be Rein's animated short

Playboyize
Playboyize

@BlogWobbles
Shower scene starts

Techpill
Techpill

@Burnblaze
I don't care if she's half blind she deserves death

takes2long
takes2long

@Flameblow
You idiot. Eichenwalde and the Last Bastion premiered in gamescom last year and you think they're gonna do more Germany shit?

likme
likme

What if Zenyatta could float over pitfalls?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Inmate
Ana has an eye tattoo, boned a Native American man, and she didn't wear any hoods when she was younger.

Egyptian =/= Muslim.

WebTool
WebTool

@TurtleCat
running out of national stereotypes
There is no gypsy vampire or some greek god in the game yet.

TechHater
TechHater

The "brand-new map" is just the Widowmaker deathmatch one, isn't it?

likme
likme

@Poker_Star
boned a native american man
Source

SniperWish
SniperWish

@likme
Uprising spray and Jeff wanting to fix the "issues" of Pharah's indigenous skins.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@takes2long

Wow, thanks. I have amnesia and completely forgot about that. I'm saying it's not out of the realm of possibility.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

So the new animated short will revolve around Junkrat and Roadhog right? And the new map will be Junkertown, right?

Please I hope this is true. I need this to happen.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@TechHater
No, it's Junkertown.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Tracer sucks on women's pussies.

Methshot
Methshot

@w8t4u
that many hours on Mercy
AAAAAAAAA

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Stark_Naked
Tracer belongs with Winston, Chu can fuck off

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Poker_Star
You don't have to wear a peepscarf to be muslim.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@w8t4u
what level are you??

Soft_member
Soft_member

@PurpleCharger
probably

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@BlogWobbles
I want to see Winstom lick Tracers bootyhole out like he would a jar of peanut butter

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Methshot
>tfw coming up on 400 hours of mercy

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

>>186414596
OKay so about the bakery incident

Bidwell
Bidwell

@BlogWobbles
Winston belongs in the trash

Snarelure
Snarelure

@likme
Uprising event spray

Evilember
Evilember

@whereismyname
Amélie is so beautiful. I want to massage her back and kiss her hair.

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperWish
justifying 2 of the shittiest skins in the game
Kaplin is shit we deserve better

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@PurpleCharger

With the Eichanwalde map and the Bastion short (which contained shots of Eichanwalde) being released last year, the signs seem to hint towards Junkertown map and an Aussie Mad Max short.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Need only 10 (ten) coins to hit 3k coins
Get no dupes or coins in my lootboxes
GODDAMN IT BLIZZ I JUST WANT WIDOW'S SKIN

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

https://www.yahoo.com/amphtml/sports/ilya-bryzgalov-end-overwatch-172049435.html

Biggest news is that Pharah was with her father in Reflections.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Flameblow
A man can hope.
It's not happening though

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Why do people say McCree counters Tracer, Genji, and Pharah? Have people ever played those matchups? Tracer can bait the grenade, can 2clip from outside the grenade range, can heal herself while McCree can't, and is much faster and less aim intensive.

Pharah can 2shot McCree from any range while McCree has to manage falloff distance, and at a range where you can reliably dodge her rockets she takes 3 bodyshots. And they have the same fire rate.

Genji has to have his Deflect baited and if you miss the grenade or it's deflected, you're dead.

Techpill
Techpill

@Dreamworx
No but usually Muslims don't get tattoos and date outside their religion. Unless Pharah's Native American father happened to be Muslim as well.

Snarelure
Snarelure

played 16 competitive matches today
won 3
16 had griefers/trolls/leavers/etc
only in the three I won the retards were on the other team

Whoa, nice game Blizzard.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@WebTool
If we did cross a line that’s inappropriate, will we take action to correct it, or figure out what action we should take to correct it. We’re very open-minded. We’re very receptive of feedback and we want to be sensitive.

Too bad.

@Carnalpleasure
No shit, everyone assumed that when he said it wasn't a date.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Stark_Naked
First skin I got hon hon hon

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Carnalpleasure

at a restaurant in Canada

Pharah hockey skin when

farquit
farquit

@SniperWish
ever needing to justify non-canon cosmetics that have no actual impact or effect on the game or story whatsoever

most of rein's skins can be justified by "blizzard has a pauldron fetish," you don't need anything more complex

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Crazy_Nice
708.

Here's a more recent shot of those hours.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@TurtleCat

Ummm...what's up with her knee?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@SniperWish
Even if Pharah wasn't half Native American, are Native Americans that butthurt about a Native American skin?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Soft_member
Wanna play a few games and post your hours

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Techpill
In the future Islam is probably far less conservative than it is today since all religions are basically the same

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

YES, I GOT THE REAPER SKIN

FastChef
FastChef

@farquit
When autists, retards, and idiots whine and complain about them nonstop you need to shut them up with anything that'll make them shut up. Of course the problem is that some of them will bitch regardless, look how much this general still complains about Pharah's Native American skins on now it's "Waaaah why didn't Ana fuck Reinhardt or McCree or Jack or Gaberiel it's so stupid they didn't make my ship canon major characters aren't allowed to have relationships with anyone but other major characters lol Canadian kek!".

girlDog
girlDog

@Emberburn
rank?
I forgive your hours on mercy since you have so many on the true patrician healer

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@SomethingNew
Jeff, make this happen. Also white, no persian rape baby, please.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Illusionz
Enough were that Jeff felt the need to fix things. There was some minor griping about Symmetra's Kali/Goddess skins but that went nowhere because it was only one or two people.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Emberburn

You play like a woman.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Illusionz
Nobody is "upset" about it. Only faggots and trolls keep making a stink over it.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Sharpcharm
OLIVE-SKINNED FLAMBOYANTLY GAY SECRETLY EVIL ONLY!!!!

Techpill
Techpill

@Dreamworx
Welcome to the gang, boyyo

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Techpill
Yeah but she's Egyptian where depending on who and where you are the Quran is "up to interpretation", especially in an idealistic future where the Muslim Brotherhood didn't buttfuck it.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Ps4 overwatch is such a joke that there's a guy with 5 accounts in top 10

Techpill
Techpill

@Illusionz
Nah, it was just the usual shitty places.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Spazyfool
She looks like that Belgian girl who hosts League of Legends events

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Just started getting dupes again but I still have dozens of sprays I don't have from DF and some characters.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Hey everyone it's your friendly neighborhood Bliz leaker here and I wanted to let you know that for the next anniversary event the new skins will be based on early hero concept art

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Techpill
When did developers become such pussies?

Booteefool
Booteefool

unlock at least 10 summer games lootboxes
not one new legendary skin

Instead I've unlocked a bunch of last year's skins and non-event skins.

I just want Mccree, S76, or Junkrat,

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

god damn doomfist is impossible to play against good players

headshot before you can even finish punching
fist is loud as fuck
ult is easily juked

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Bidwell
no they won't

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Bidwell
thank you based leaker!!

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Harmless_Venom
Same principles apply to gengo. Just flank and try to land your E unless you're punching around a corner

cum2soon
cum2soon

@LuckyDusty
OLIVE-SKINNED FLAMBOYANTLY GAY SECRETLY EVIL ONLY!!!!
Greek JoJo?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Gigastrength
Jeff and Metzen are the only pussy devs at Blizzard. The HOTS devs told an interviewer who tried to SJW on them to fuck off.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Gigastrength
I dunno user when did you become such a fucking whiny cunt?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@PackManBrainlure
Jeff? nah. Remember, he's a former troll. But the producers for the game are utter trash.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@cum2soon
Maybe

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Booteefool

Junkrat's costume sucks. Without something on his chest to fill out that space like his grenades he looks weird.

Flameblow
Flameblow

I want a young white male hero

who is flamboyantly gay and in a wheelchair to piss you faggots off

RumChicken
RumChicken

@girlDog
Platinum/low Diamond generally this season. 2850 right now.

@GoogleCat
I'll take that as a compliment.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@hairygrape
Apparently it's become so reformed that Iran now looks like Dubai.

playing on Oasis map with friend
say "this is apparentmy what Iran looks like in the future"
friend says "Doubt it. Probably more like Iran from our past."

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Raving_Cute
Junkrat, Ana, Zenyatta
Hanzo, Genji, D.Va

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I wanna fuck Tracer

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@New_Cliche
You are... kinda creepy.

WebTool
WebTool

enemy has 4 shields and only McCree for dps
no one on our team ever thinks to go Winston

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@hairygrape

I don't want to go full /pol/ here but no, they are not, and Islam especially.
Also Egypt, though predominantly Muslim to the point where in some places Christians have to live in protected communities, has fairly large pockets of people who are more "moderate." Maybe those factions eventually won out. Or Pharah and Ana are multicultural as fuck because they spent so much time in Overwatch, which is literally transnational.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Why does my dick get diamond hard when chasing Mercy and Tracer as Dindufist?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@New_Cliche
How?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@BunnyJinx

Because you are a degenerate whose mind has been corrupted irreparably by pornography.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@w8t4u
6 Torb meta on literally an Defense map.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Gigastrength
I'm not going to get all /pol/ either but all religions are mostly the same and it just changes based on the culture its practiced in. Christianity was once as barbaric as Islam and still is in certain parts of Africa, but because it's mostly practiced in western, developed parts of the world, Christianity instead is now cutesy and fluffy and feelgood. If the middle east stabilizes and modernizes Islam'll become just like Judaism

WebTool
WebTool

tfw got 3sr for winning a 27min game and I really had to fight for that win

JunkTop
JunkTop

Chu just confirmed that it was her father that Pharah was at dinner with in the Christmas comic. Coupled with his face reveal in the Ana spray, Lucio being swapped off as the Canadian hero and Pharah having native american skins, we're probably getting him in November as the Canadian hero.

What role will he be?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Firespawn
with my dick

Illusionz
Illusionz

@JunkTop
I mean, technically Pharah is half-Canadian

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Evil_kitten
Perhaps. But this doesn't happen when chasing/killing the other waifus.

farquit
farquit

@Illusionz
Right, but Mexico got a hero, and Blizz will want those Native American brownie points/want to complete the NA trio

iluvmen
iluvmen

@New_Cliche
That skin is so rape-able

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@farquit
axe throwing native
I can already taste the trope

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Harmless_Venom
High diamond Tracer
Console

So like, what, mid gold on PC?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@farquit
I guess. I want a character from the Andes

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@happy_sad

No, although there are many similarities, there are also differences inherent in the religion itself. It is remarkably naive and stupid to say that all religions are just the same. You are just a more pompous version of those retards with COEXIST stickers, failing to realize there's one religion on there that is the one ruining it for everybody else 90% of the time.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@iluvmen
As if. She'd just run away.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Stark_Naked
With their patch rates, arrogance and never ever admitting a mistake, that'll take many months.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@JunkTop
Lucio being swapped off as the Canadian hero

This was a meme and never true. In the article where they say they liked to shove in a lot of hockey references you still make up bullshit like this. What's wrong with you?

takes2long
takes2long

@Flameblow
considering all the /pol/ REEing that's happened for every new hero who hasn't been a generic white dude, that would be amazing

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@viagrandad
No she wouldn't, Tracey is made for being raped

RumChicken
RumChicken

I'd like it if the next hero was just some white dude because this game is already at an X-Treme Ghostbusters level of diversity.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@takes2long
There hasn't been a white character since release or even any hints for them, so yeah. They have a slight reason to cry for racism.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@RumChicken
game about cultures over the world
where da white people at

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I want a pet Gengu!
I would walk it and keep it well milked!

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

FUN CROSS-GAME CHARACTERS FOR OW

DUKE NUKEM
SOLID SNAKE
GABRIEL LOGAN
LARA CROFT
NULL/FRANK JAEGER
MAX PAYNE

SniperWish
SniperWish

@JunkTop
Welcome to Veeky Forums, where lies and memes are paraded around as truths even when everybody knows they're lies and memes.

TreeEater
TreeEater

next heroes are an Indian, a robot and a monkey

LOL WHITE PEOPLE

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I just want to play as Brian.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@happy_sad
Basically Christianity became better because it became less Christian.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Garbage Can Lid
No they don't, they're whiny bitches craving attention.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@TreeEater
But I want more robots.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Sir_Gallonhead
I thought you said you weren't going to be pol. All religions serve the same purpose and all have been used to do good and evil. It's unhelpful to blame religion as the source of terrorism in the same way that it's unhelpful to blame the skins as to why Mercy is overpowered.

Anyways that's not what this thread is about so I'll stop now.

Techpill
Techpill

@LuckyDusty
I just want to see Brain's femboi butt pummeled by Amelie's cock, is that too much to ask?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@JunkTop
I don't think he'll be a hero, but from the Reflections comic he's also a military man and old as fuck.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Garbage Can Lid
Most of the white countries were in at launch.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Harmless_Venom
literally only two persons don't have phara in their top three heroes
she's totally fine as she is on console
Thanks blizzard

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

desu the best way to trigger /pol/ would be to make a generic macho gruff white dude with a gravely voice but add one line about how he's gay in his bio

Firespawn
Firespawn

@RumChicken
Basically. As important as people pretend religion to be it's really all in service to its culture.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@SniperWish
Welcome to Veeky Forums where people collectively shit on these types of people daily. They aren't coddled like little glory hounds they want to be. Where you want everyone to believe the shit you post because you're anonymous so it must be true! This is not your safe space.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@LuckyDusty
He himself will never be playable, but I'd be down for having him remore-control a mecha using a telematry trig and VR visor from the safety of the spawn points.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@RavySnake
Wasn't he part of Overwatch but served a more diplomatic, non-combatant role

farquit
farquit

@RavySnake
Chu said that the intent was always for Pharah’s parents to be a soldier and “a public servant of another type”. Ana is the soldier.

He's not military, just some random dude.

Methshot
Methshot

@farquit
That doesn't mean he isn't playable, he's just probably a defense or support.

Emberfire
Emberfire

I can only play Total mayhem now
It's 1000 times more fun than QP

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@farquit
Isn't he wearing fatigues in Reflections?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Raving_Cute
>>3 MOST PLAYED
Junkrat, Winston, Lucio
>>3 CHARACTERS THAT ANNOY THE FUCK OUT OF YOU
Tracer, Sombra, Genji
I'm being completely honest too kek

likme
likme

@DeathDog
i said the same thing about sombra during the ARG because i thought it would be weird for an infamous, world renowned hacker to pick up a gun and run around shooting people

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Post your favorite picture of your main

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Emberburn
So do half native americans get treated like half blacks, where their other half doesn't matter

Evilember
Evilember

@Methshot
He doesn't have a strong design to him either.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Booteefool
I don't think it was ever said he was part of Overwatch, but Pharah was born before Overwatch was created.

MPmaster
MPmaster

REMINDER
Gency & R76 are canon!

WebTool
WebTool

@PackManBrainlure
You have to be at least a quarter Native American in order to be considered part of the tribe

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Garbage Can Lid

Yeah but there's one religion, right now, committing 99% of terror attacks. Because their religion tells them to. It's literally in there, Muhammad saying "I have been made victorious through terror" and commanding people to jihad. I'm just saying.

Because Islam is, like Mercy, inherently poorly designed and, like Mercy, defended only by the weakminded.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I've really tried to get good at this game, but I can't aim for shit.
I'll just never be able to, so I give up.
I really tried, but over 1000 hours, I'm still shit at aiming.

Methshot
Methshot

@haveahappyday
But it's an atlethism skin. She run and runs.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@TurtleCat

You could just play a character who doesn't require that much aim. Like Winston.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

6 Level 500 No Lifes on one team
6 Level 100-200 on the other

Why is matchmaking so fucking broken?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Levels meaning anything
I've seen plenty of trashcans with borders beyond the bronze one.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@CodeBuns

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@w8t4u
Ok

Evilember
Evilember

@PackManBrainlure
natural response to seeing an attractive and fertile beauty
wtf weirdo

???

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Spazyfool
Level =/=skill. I actually am more worried if i get a level >600 in my team in platinum

hairygrape
hairygrape

@SniperGod
I don't understand how people can have so many levels yet be so bad.

Inmate
Inmate

Play QP
Other team is tryharding with 2-2-2
Team goes 5 DPS
Might as well just go 6 DPS, I'm not filling for this lost cause
Despite Mercy getting a 5 man res every single teamfight we still win

First off this feels better than sex.
Second, they need to nerf Mercy into the fucking floor.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@MPmaster
I'm okay with this

cum2soon
cum2soon

team plays solo heal and solo tank throwhog
maybe I'll afk this one

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

soon

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@VisualMaster
What is this, Gamescom?

WebTool
WebTool

@Inmate
against 6-stack in qp
most of them are diamond or masters
my team of randos and duos only have one diamond, the rest of us are gold/plat
6-stack is not fucking around and is running a tryhard dive comp
my team is entirely defense and dps heroes
meme team absolutely shits all over them

TechHater
TechHater

@WebTool
you waifuniggers complain when qp is absolute trolling and fucking around
some players actually try to win
you fucking dumb nigger call them tryhards
what a fucking shocker

eGremlin
eGremlin

@likme
Difference is that Brian is a 15-year-old. They're not going to make a child killable.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@lostmypassword
yup

Skullbone
Skullbone

@TechHater
/owg/ is one person
retard

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@hairygrape
Neither can i user
tfw last game i played has junkrat+ doomfist versus a pharah.
tfw we won because the enemy team decided to switch pharamercy for three consecutive rounds on lijang
It's really a matter of who get the less retarded team

MPmaster
MPmaster

@TechHater
defending a six-stack building a coherent team in quickmeme

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@eGremlin

What if it's Future Brian with Doomfist's gauntlet, Tracer's accelerator, and Genji's sword?

takes2long
takes2long

@SomethingNew
Brian is an analogue for the playerbase and not an actual character

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@takes2long
Apathetic and whiny but with a slight amount of hope?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Raving_Cute
That should be McCree or something.

McCree passive : Phantom Cigar

After standing still for X amount of seconds, McCree takes a hit, and slows time for one second.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otaWQIcTodo

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@takes2long
So the playerbase is composed entirely of children and manchildren? Makes sense

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@takes2long

So he's an emotionally dead kid?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Fuzzy_Logic
how about:
after being inactive for 2 seconds, it starts a smoking animation and Mccree begins regenerating health

Spamalot
Spamalot

@MPmaster
Correct

Bidwell
Bidwell

tfw killing a pharah as doomfist

SUBLIME

Firespawn
Firespawn

@AwesomeTucker
@Fried_Sushi
@ZeroReborn
He's disillusioned but capable of great things when inspired. Bliz wants Overwatch to inspire and bring a sense of optimism to the FPS scene

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Sharpcharm

That would actually be a huge buff for McCree but anti smoking nuts won't allow it.

askme
askme

get two troll teams
finally get a good team
some nigger leaves after we lose of round of koth and it's 1-1
no wonder this game is dying

Methnerd
Methnerd

New thread

/vg/thread/186422620#p186422620
/vg/thread/186422620#p186422620
/vg/thread/186422620#p186422620

TechHater
TechHater

@Bidwell
ask doomfist to switch because enemy pharah is shitting all over us
he instead starts focusing the pharah
keeps killing her as soon as she appears
pharah switches

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Firespawn

Then they should put out more content, faster, stop balancing around Gold, and unfuck their shitty competitive mode.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Evil_kitten
It wouldn't be too huge, if it was slowly over time and made you immobile you would only be able to use it when you're hiding

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

zen
hear doomfist flanking
tell team
they don't care
forced to 1v1 a doomfist
dodge his punch somehow and kill him
he just keeps coming after me over and over
meteor strikes me exclusively
either have to pop ult or just die
is there anything I can do? I'm not bad and can put up a fight but as soon as the rocket punch is off cd i'ts pretty much a easy kill for them

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Boy_vs_Girl
Seems like you can kill him easily, but there's nothing you can do about your team being retarded.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Emberburn
Should zen have two different transport modes?

Hover Mode where he's slower but can go over small gaps and immune to junk rat traps

and a mode where he puts his feet down and gets a 2x speed increase but does less damage or something

he needs mobility is what I'm saying

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Boy_vs_Girl
JUmp off the nearest cliff so he can't get you

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Poker_Star
no, that's lame

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Poker_Star
What qualifies as a small gap

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Poker_Star
Zen's fine where he is. Not everyone needs a GOTTA GO FAST mode, and it's a team game so people should be protecting their healers. Zen can Discord and toss out huge damage and most of his health can heal itself at least, you just need to be vigilant.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Lord_Tryzalot
he can hover over the well in ilios for instance, over the left side of hanamura etc, after 2 seconds if there's nothing underneath you fall
@CodeBuns
you're lame
@TurtleCat
spider mode zen where he can crawl up walls is also a decent idea I think

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@VisualMaster
Nah, leave the wall-crawling for a new Omnic character.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I want a spiderlike hero who can attach to walls and move along them and upside down.

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