SMITE general /smgen/

Beating a dead horse edition

Welcome to SMITE General,
Smite is a MOBA type game that features gods from various pantheons.
No Abrahamic gods, apparently HiRez is too afraid of making Jesus duke it out with other gods but other gods from other pantheons are OK. :^)

>PC Patch: 4.15 Corrupted Arena
smitegame.com/news/new-in-smite-corrupted-arena-4-15-patch-notes

>Console Patch: 4.14 Ursa Major
smitegame.com/news/smite-console-ursa-major-4-14-patch-notes

No Discord link

No Twitch/Curse link

Sorry I'm not in the "active ones"

The smite general will show up at one point right?

Neith and Isis best girls.

bump

should I get the shovel?

bumperino
Not even the discord talks about smite except fatass snipper posting his scoreboards once every hour.

Morg, Artio, and DaJi when, Cedargrove?

I like Artio, I don't want him to ruin her

Boop

Adventures were a mistake.

It bothers me how slow they come and how boring they all are.
Just release a good skin so I can get rid of my gold key.

Pete this is for you.

tfw your 2/17 kuzenbo blames the team for not "helping" him in the new arena adventure

i dont wanna check out the bottom of that hole with you man

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>look mum, I posted it again

I just wanted to share it with Pete and had no other way.

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My internet cut off get back online you fucking memer

I tried to tell you i was done for the day.

>tfw that one game where you just can't miss in-hands
>tfw intoxicated but still land in-hands and kill the bacchus
I will never have another game like this and these fuckers surrendered as soon as they could. Fuck them.

are surveys still decent ways to get gems or should i not even bother

They know if you cheat them. Whether or not it's still worth it is up to you.

hello?

>When the Ymir does not hit freeze or use his wall to stop escaping targets.

I'm not towerdiving on 50% HP unless you make sure we can kill that dude and he doesn't bail out you useless guardian.

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Forced 50 isnt real

Hello my guys, I got invited to hand of the gods smite tactics.

It says I'm one of the first, is that really true? Is the game even worth trying? Looks like shit to me honestly.

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reminder discord faggots killed this general

>Just release a good skin so I can get rid of my gold key.
oh shit I forgot I even had a key still
will there be anymore adventures?

>When you're shit at being tank, you tell the team that you're shit tank, but the team doesn't listen and then get mad at you for being a shit tank

I hate the people playing this game

>the people playing this game

It's literally only me and you in here user, and I'm hurt by your statement.

Don't worry buddy, we'll rebuild Smite together

How much does Smiteguru Score affect matchmaking, if at all?
I'm 2k points above my friends, and while I know they're trash, I wanted to know HOW trash.
3.4k vs 1.4k.

>launcher advertises VP sale
>there's no VP sale in-game

LO-REZ