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I want to be whisked away in Fernando's arms, riding into the sunset!

same

Ruckus's changes are bullshit and you know it.

I want to nerf Fernando's turn speed while shielding!

Also my thread

I want to smooch Drogoz's cute muzzle

Shit! You're right I never noticed that

>forcing a joke this badly.
user...

twitter.com/loki_diego/status/898968553621028864
lore's confirmed by the end of the year
vew vew vew

is seris trons

seris is mommy

So what are people hoping for when it comes to it? Just some fun flavor or do people want them to try and create some overarching story?

So when is Scylla coming to paladins?

one day my queue times won't be 8 minutes long
but no yet amigo

pedos out

>Cassie bitching me for not standing behind her healing her ass Seris the entire match
>she does 6k more damage than me and gloats about how that makes her good

I thought these retards only played Skye and Maeve

>WHEN YOU DUNK
>AN
>ENTIRE
>FUCKING
>TEAM

I NEED PICTURES. PICTURES OF SCYLLA SHOUTING.

>not muting everyone and disabling voice chat
user you're not playing the game correctly

rate my OC

for me, personally, i'm hoping for a balance between genuine worldbuilding with the races, crystals, why they're fighting, etc. and a silly romp throughout the realm. hi-rez is notable for being meme-loving faggots and the lore being nonsensical wouldn't be a surprise, and i'm actually kinda fond of that since tf2 pulls it off really well with their comics, but with the current roster of champions we have, there's definitely potential. we got people theorizing over kill taunts and unused spawn chatter alone

>balanced team comp
>alt tab out
>come back to a loading screen with 3 flanks

Why the fuck is locking in your character not a thing in casual matches?

old

>no idea how to play jenos
>first match as him is diamond league comp
>only have a shit deck and default legendary
>win, never feel too pressured, grabbing everyone, and get top healing by 10k+
this character is so easy hot dog

Why the fuck is the pts so big

all games with pts dont make any use of the live game and either ask you to redownload or copy over files and repair

Did you know that I love her? Because I do. A lot.
My wife is truly the best. I can't put into words just how strong my feelings for her are.

I just want a really cute loli champ, no pedo.

Really well-drawn! You mimicked the style of the original meme pretty well. I love the brightness of the highlights in Androxus' gun and hand and how you can almost feel the softness of Fernando's plume. 9.5/10.

nah you're a pedo, don't talk to me

cute

>So what are people hoping for when it comes to it?
I just want some gay shit tbqh

t. Grohk

Could be neat and like you said they've already linked some of the champions through existing voice lines

That just mean your team has done all the work for you, slut

>casual someone goes full retard and just stands around at base because someone went afk for 60 seconds. Everyone is just mad
>Competitive was a free draft, everyone is friendly and having a fun time with a decent game.
>also help, I haven't lost in this series yet.

What happened to the Smite general?

This what what a team that complains about Maeve being overpowered looks like. She could 1v3 the evie, Viktor, and Bomb King who were all huddled together

hirez killed it like they do all of their 'legacy' game gens in their prime

Here's some things if you want to spoil yourself or just haven't seen the datamined info yet.

smitedatamining.com/paladins-ob-57-datamining-lazarus-churchill-and-talus-demon-cards

People stopped bumping it, also the majority of the regulars stopped playing.

>3 more male(?)
Uhh

>talus
>we're getting FOUR male champions in a row

just end it all

now with overwatch posters

nigger what are you doing

Are you retarded?

why are queue times for competitive so long in NA?

Post some of those feelsgood matches

one day it'll be a cute loli

>fernando (black mecha)
OOOOOOO

My heart

>"why would you be interested in a recolor-"
>realize that he could get an edgy dark knight voiceover

mmm...

I think that Chevron Inara is just Sunstone, and there is already voice pack datamined for Zhin.
Sounds like recolor of Helios, but I'm always happy to get some more shit for Nando.

>Paladins VIP Subscription
HMMMMMMM

>ashe will never stamp that flag in your ass

probably had more to do with how whenever I was chased I could just press F and outrun everyone in the game

please dont be so fucking vulgar

jenos is designed so that he gets bullied out really easily due to poor self-healing, but flanks are trash right now, so unfortunately he can pretty much just sit comfortably and shit out heals and damage.

>psycho gundam nando
But if it were red, we'd get a shitload of Char references
and it would be three times faster

From Gold 2. Won every game since promotion.

how do you think maeve fights when she's in heat?

Good job user

What did he mean by this?

>confront a rank 0 barik about how he shouldn't fucking play comp if he can't fill
>says he's a damage main and doesn't want to "waste his talent" on tanks
>"i'm #1 lian dude"
>"i didn't get there by being bad"
>"who do u think u are"
>we lost (match went 3-3 for some godawful reason)
>lobby chat told me to 1v1 him
what the hell man

Do you guys think that Halloween skins should be actually scary or more 'costume' themed?

Well did you 1v1 that faggot?

costume themed, I'm too tired of halloween meaning blood and guts desu

dank

it's harder and makes less sense to do scary halloween skins when you could instead make a succubus ying skin and sell it for millions of crystals

>ow fans are all angry about the idea
>paladin fans friendly shitposting
What did I expect?

We don't really know Churchill and Talus are male for sure. Churchill could be a last name and Talus is a demon. It's a male sounding name, but we'll have to wait for it (demon seris might prevent it too).

Anthropomorphic humans don't go into heat, user.

Pixie is too pure for us.

I fucking hate BRs that can't speak english so god damn much

Most I got was 3.

>get an edgy dark knight voiceover
Have any recolor skins gotten a vp?

Has anyone been able to get into PTS?

>tfw only know how to tank

>gumdam recolor
>after dreadhunter recolor
Makes my almonds go, might be another competitive reward, maybe for next season.

Skye's thighs tho

>when you do all you can but it isn't enough because they have nando, makoa, and a decent healer

Maybe it's a reward for some autumn event, Halloween one or something.

>know teammates are going to pick random damages
>beg them to pick fernando so we can swap because i always get last pick
>they ignore it, other team gets nando, makoa, and damba

Shields broken
The point goes untouched
I’ve even forgotten my role
I don’t know the map
Or what is the reason
I’m standing here holding my flame lance

a desolate game
without any help
it's only the void grip i feel
It's me that i shield as i fall down and dash

The only thing I know for real
There will be blame on me
The bot in the matchmaking nods his code

the only one left
will run up on the blind flank left
because the elo scores don't give back what they take
Dios mio!
there will be blame on me
It's the only thing i've ever known

Losing my will to live
Wondering have I gone insane
To get the spergs away from me
I must climb this ELO hell
Looking downward to these flank mains
And never realizing why I joined this match

some games are just over in the draft
mine ended with their seris having over 200k healing
I did all I could for my poor torvald. took it to 3/3

She's faking coyness. I'm sure she's a freak deep down inside.
No one at HiRez is exactly afraid to acknowledge and in fact actively play on lewd matters. Just look at the kunoichi Skye reveal on the patch show.

you could have just asked

Alyssa reported porn from paladins, not everybody is a sexual predator, you know?

That one fits more his life style
All we have at the moment
pastebin.com/RHbtz1Fj

Alyssa looks she enjoys watching interracial.

I'm looking forward to the new siege mode.

Me too. Wonder how much like the old one it'll be like and how much like a normal MOBA it'll be.

>you will never culturaly enrich that pussycat
Yo, shoutout for my nigga Raynday

>maeve is poor
no wonder

tfw just ordered his stupid meme shirt

maeve is best

you have some balls, ill give you that, some balls and screws loose

I feel like it will come in handy one of these days.

maeve is perflat

can you stop posting spooky pics pls? we can have nightmares now

purrrrrflat