/palg/ Paladins (& SMITE) general

NOTE: You will be playing against bots in casual queue until you reach account level 5.

>OP Text (Needs updating!)
pastebin.com/6rn1s422

>/palg/ Discord
discord.gg/SNwXWHe

>Official pages
Website: paladins.com/
Forums: forums.paladins.com/
Server status: status.hirezstudios.com/

>FAQ, useful links etc.
pastebin.com/mx4LjKSz

>Patch notes (OB57)
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?53313-Open-Beta-57-Patch-Notes-August-23rd-2017

>Steam Store
store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

>Paladins Wiki
paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist)
youtube.com/watch?v=2qlES6unUwY&index=1&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB

>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) - may contain some outdated info
youtube.com/watch?v=V5TSsepFwBM&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9&index=1

>Decks
paladinsdecks.com/

>Counter Guides
paladinscounter.com/

>Account statistics
paladins.guru
mypaladins.com
masterpaladins.com

>Reveal Trailer (Strix):
youtube.com/watch?v=QAxD1twlnHk

>PTS (Play Test Server):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?13102-Joining-Paladins-PTS-and-Contributing-to-Development-September-27th-2016

>PTS Steam Version:
steam://install/596350

>Bug Reporting Thread (OB57 PTS):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?53315-OB57-PTS-Bug-reporting

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I want to be overwhelmed by Fernando's beauty!

I don't like kinessa much but still how viable is to build full opression mine with her?

>SMITE
Stop forcing this shit

This. OP please replace with Global Agenda general or even Tribes general.
Smitefags are ungrateful.

what do smitefags have to be grateful about? Hi Rez funneling super expensive gem events down their throats as hard as they can to squeeze as much money out of it as they can before they shut it down and move all their resources to Paladins because it makes more money for less effort?

There's nothing any hirez player should be grateful for but at the very least they shouldn't be rude in their time of gen need.
And now their gen is dead due to being rude. Life just works out that way~

stop being so smitephobic, smitefugees welcome!

smitefags raped my wife

tinyurl.
com/y9f4fpud

Might as well post it again for anyone that wants it. There's a database set up by Hi-Rez that has some art, renders and other things.

kys

What did Hirez mean by this?

people who perform consistently well get shafted with a retard team more often, if you want a decent team go afk a few games, remember you get punished for being good.

I can't believe how cute my wife is. I love her so much!

SCYLLA VERSION WAS BETTER

This is why simtefags will have to go.

scylla cute

>went straight from silver 2 to platinum 5
Feels fucking good man

>remember you get punished for being good.
this is also great advice irl

Things coming in the next patch were just added today as well.

Congrats user.

>You'll never get Sun Kissed SUCC PAPI skin

>jumping two divisions
It's possible?

the lack of sun kissed cassie porn is fucking criminal

If we bully Holt on twitter enough times, maybe he will find some time to design it between his espionage adventures.

Guardian gods are usually melee ranged and utilize Magical Power to boost the strength of their basic attacks and abilities. Their damage output tends to be low, but they usually have high crowd control and are capable of withstanding more damage than other classes, allowing them to protect their more vulnerable allies or setting up combinations and creating favorable opportunities for them.

This is Bacchus he is a Guardian.

>skinny bac
so this is why hirez ditched you heathens

bully them in to adding loli

>have to wait next year for sun kissed fernando

Yep.

Go away, degenerate.

this
#letthemin #nobordersbetweenhirezgames

your proof provoked them

You have to go back.

>bugzy deleted his tweet about hirez killing esports by streaming on facebook
What happened?

Probably had a wank and calmed down

They sent mossad to his house.

Realized he's nothing without jew rez.

Can someone make this a fernando?

I can't, but I got the Buck version if it helps.

When will they nerf Terra's objective secure?

inara rip off

Is that Damba's snek?

When will they fix the flab?

I can't tell what's going on.

he stole the kill on the big snake from the other team

They showed him OP's picture and it made him rethink his actions.

So! New patch tomorrow, /palg/. Anything you're particularly excited for? Anything you're particularly dreading?

Indifferent.

Ruckus/10

strix is antifun

Happy because of the new Inara skin but since I'm only playing casual games right now it means there's a good chance I'll get two snipers on my team.

cassie mastery stuff i guess. will probably try out lex too after his rework, no idea why i didn't touch him for so long
dreading the inevitable 2 month long instalocking period with strix

I still want to kill myself because of Ruckus's change. Especially after i found out their reasoning behind it.
youtube.com/watch?v=mk60f8bEDM0&feature=youtu.be&t=42m31s
>HE HAD TWO ABILITIES THAT WERE BASICALLY THE SAME SO WE REMOVED IT AND REPLACED IT WITH ROCKETS.
Right, except, the other ability was to help your teammates either to survive or attack better. It wasn't just for Ruckus. ffs hirez

After the shitpatch 59 this motherfucker has become a aimbot machine!

What the fuck Hi-rez are doing?

Fuck off!

Viktor skin is pretty neat, new Inara is gorgeous.
I hate new Lex and Ruckus' changes.
Strix looks fun to play in bot matches but kinda unfun to play against?

My thread

Honestly this ability just triggers me, as a damage main i'm disappointed that it isn't another do damage ability as all Champions should have three abilities that do damage, I hope they rectify this immediately

right, forgot it doesnt do timestamps. 42:31 lads.

I wonder what happened to Lian and Evieposter.

>rewards go to the last person to hit

4 snipers in one team.

>weapon inspect on mal'damba

why did my dick react

FUCKING WHY ;_:

Sha lin, Nessa, Strix?

Strix kinessa grover and... sha lin?

just need a sniper frontline for the true hepatitis b incarnate team

Probably realized Ash is a better girl

Listen, /palg/ if you will play a frontline for a team like that, I will be very disappointed.

Damba's snek is a cute and good girl.

The obvious solution to that scenario is to play Skye.

Barik with tinkerin.

We already have one

>pick Makoa
>the enemy doesn't even dare to leave their spawn in fear of being insta hooked and killed
Pro strats dude.

worst barik card period

what's wrong with that

THEY TRIED TO WARN US ABOUT RUCKUS CHANGES

what's wrong with that

Gonna miss blowing people up with my ult with Ying. :(

>shield
useless
>turrets
cuts your damage by a 1/6 for a 20% turret increase

what's wrong with that

aimlet detected, it's the best one, place your turrets in a enfilade position relative to the enemy and see they stumble around not sure if they should go kill the turret or deal with you obliterating their health, also outpoking their snipers with the help of the shied and a turret is never not fun.

Hey guys, guess what?

Maeve makes for a pretty cute boy :3

what what in the butt

???

I've been trying to git gud at Ash, but I keep getting shafted with damagefags who are busy trying to be flankers while I'm sitting on the point getting railed by the rest of their team.

is there a certain thing I should be doing aside from staying at the front of the team fight and contesting/capturing? or should I go flank with Fernando instead?

Smite's fault.

>instalocking zhin
AIDS

the two last are me

If your damages aren't doing shit, you may was well go with Nando or flank the other side. Ash can't exactly sustain a point fight by herself if her teammates aren't killing anything so it's worth it to try to get behind and work off of your own picks, preferably a support or damage that isn't paying attention.

How?

why?

I just got meme'd on really hard by a torvald on fish market in a comp game today. lost.
is he worth a ban on that map?

>voodoo man gets killed on point
>"No man can kill me!"
What did he mean by this?

Good guess

I thought architect was best one cause lmao no misses
use em to meme the enemy off their horse

i want to know what's wrong with tinkerin and the ruckus change

Can't kill a spirit, user.

Seems like a waste, when there is so many broken characters. Buy resilience or try to be more mindful, you can predict when or where Torvald will try to ult.

Just keep a mental note of his ult, it is kind possible to predict it based on his positioning, if you like use Makoa to counter meme him with a hook while being blasted away.

resilience stops his ult

>throws grumpy
>enemy backs off
>poppy bomb him into the stun radius
This is why they kneel before me!