PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS /pubg/

happy_sad
happy_sad

why isnt lirik at the tournament edition

Online maps with loot highlighted
https://pubgmap.io/

Flight Path Calculator
http://www.planepath.net/

Weapon Damage
http://i.imgur.com/CWzPshW.png

Resources for Statpadders
https://pubg.me/

Empty Wiki
https://battlegrounds.gamepedia.com

Early Access Month 4 Update (01/08/2017)
https://steamcommunity.com/games/578080/announcements/detail/1451700696565067398

Early Access Week 21 Update (17/08/2017)
https://steamcommunity.com/games/578080/announcements/detail/2781390484561132315

Movement Speed and Circle Properties
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1J1a_K0lusP-WaLTxcSPIhx2Yaotik-WAtU0GvdHlL9A/edit#gid=0

previous match: /vg/thread/186863084#p186863084

All urls found in this thread:
https://pubgmap.io/
http://www.planepath.net/
http://i.imgur.com/CWzPshW.png
https://pubg.me/
https://battlegrounds.gamepedia.com
https://steamcommunity.com/games/578080/announcements/detail/1451700696565067398
https://steamcommunity.com/games/578080/announcements/detail/2781390484561132315
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1J1a_K0lusP-WaLTxcSPIhx2Yaotik-WAtU0GvdHlL9A/edit#gid=0
https://discord.gg/yJqSMvu
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/186993059/#186993059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DGNZnfKYnU
https://www.twitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3idJMH_oGA
https://clips-media-assets.twitch
https://streamable.com/ptqp6
https://csgostash.com/stickers/capsule/14/EMS-Katowice-2014-Challengers
https://csgostash.com/stickers/capsule/15/EMS-Katowice-2014-Legends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz53m2fs1yE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwX8eDkfZcc
http://steamcommunity.com/market/search?appid=578080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHQqKTas1YE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJQ_8-8U2J0
https://twitter.com/aWildWatermelon/status/900403848434638848
https://youtu.be/z_Zt4zz-NVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14AUDYP9pU
https://exhentai.org/g/985185/0cbc8c78af/
https://streamable.com/1ry1e
Inmate
Inmate

@happy_sad
lirik is a fat boring fuck

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Inmate
this

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@happy_sad
BECAUSE EVERMORE IS FUCKING BETTER
EVERMORE #1

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

BREAK Will win this

happy_sad
happy_sad

xth for our based gook evermore

and lirik is a gay cunt

MPmaster
MPmaster

CAKE Down

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

forsen

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

i-is evermore dead? i didn't see him on that map

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Real thread without streamershit here
>>186993059
>>186993059
>>186993059

MPmaster
MPmaster

Evermore is a joke

girlDog
girlDog

evermore has literally stayed in the blue the whole game

LITERALLY

Methshot
Methshot

@BinaryMan
Southwest

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@LuckyDusty
how did he even die

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

It looks like Evermore is stuck between a rock and a hard place

massdebater
massdebater

lol he got stuck based gook bringing the entertainment

Playboyize
Playboyize

@girlDog
Nope, he was in the white before, but now he's stuck

Flameblow
Flameblow

@SomethingNew
Top fucking kek

hairygrape
hairygrape

evermore

fucking gook, everytime the camera cuts to him he is doing some retarded thing

eGremlin
eGremlin

based pansy making this very entertaining

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

EVEN WHEN STUCK THE GOD COMES TOP 10

MPmaster
MPmaster

Evermore in TOP 10 for doing nothing!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

how can this guy be "invited" and uses a kar98 for that engagement and also tries jump shooting for no reason?

TechHater
TechHater

@MPmaster
Literally the best move in PUBG

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

https://discord.gg/yJqSMvu

VG discord to discuss this mess of a tournament. Lirik sandnigger poster is also banned.

Nojokur
Nojokur

does nothing all game
still comes top 10
when I grow up I want to be evermore

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

sequisha is actually bad. how the fuck do you blow that

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Fried_Sushi
get fucked looser
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/186993059/#186993059

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

WHAT THE FUCK THE GOOKS WON AGAIN

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

CHINA NUMBER ONE!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@MPmaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DGNZnfKYnU

takes2long
takes2long

Sequisha with the choke

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Is there even any america players in this? So far 1 brit and 2 koreans have won

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Gooks won 2 games out of 3.

Soft_member
Soft_member

HAHHAHAHAHAHA EVERMORE WON

idontknow
idontknow

THE PEOPLE'S CHAMP EVERMORE YESSSSSS

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

FUCKING CHINKS

Emberburn
Emberburn

EVERSTUCK WINS
EVERSTUCK WINS
EVERSTUCK WINS
EVERSTUCK WINS
EVERSTUCK WINS
EVERSTUCK WINS
EVERSTUCK WINS
EVERSTUCK WINS
EVERSTUCK WINS
EVERSTUCK WINS

FastChef
FastChef

wins with 4 kills over 3 maps

what an absolute madman

Lunatick
Lunatick

2 total kills wins
Good goyim

idontknow
idontknow

20kp
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Evermore won lel

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Winning for camping on a cliff

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Gigastrength
Sequisha
Solidfps
Ninja

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

EVERMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

HE WON THE SOLOS

BASED GOOK DID IT

$15K FOR THE BEST PLAYER WOOOOOOOO

EVERMORE #1

Evilember
Evilember

pubg esports

TOP FUCKING KEK

StonedTime
StonedTime

LuL, Break btfo

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

EVERMORE
V
E
R
M
O
R
E

w8t4u
w8t4u

based evermore

Playboyize
Playboyize

play smart and get 10 kills
lose
get stuck in rocks
win

nice game pubtards

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

lol fuckin cheese win. what a joke

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

sequisha is so bad I can't stop laughing

TreeEater
TreeEater

Kills should be 100 points.
Stop encouraging garbage game play.

WebTool
WebTool

based gook exposing this shit game for what it is

Flameblow
Flameblow

Fun fact: Evermore didnt get killed by anyone

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

what was the name of the person who whiffed 5 or so kar98 shots on a stationary target? I think it was in the 2nd game

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Flameblow
holy shit you are right
first game he died to blue
second game he won
third game he died to blue

my god

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

fallings for the getting kills meme

The game is about survival

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

h-hey mom I won some money at this tournament
t-they also gave me a pan

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Flameblow
Fun fact: He did in the first game

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@eGremlin
wrong

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@eGremlin
nope he killed a c9 or liquid guy, stole his buggy, but died to the blue

iluvmen
iluvmen

Translator wants Break dick

Playboyize
Playboyize

hide
win

explain pubgtards

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Fuzzy_Logic
It was ninja

Techpill
Techpill

@Playboyize
survival based game
survive
win

this is complicated, might take a Proven genious to explain

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

you will never have wild parties with pansy

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Playboyize
It's the optimal 3PP strat

askme
askme

New player here: What's the best method for landing in an area far off from the plane's flight path?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Once upon an island dreary, while I looted, stressed and teary,
over many a energetic bottles of liquid drink-
While I snored, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one calmly looting, looting on my island here
"Tis a player," I muttered, "looting on my island here-
Only this and nothing more."

- Play erunk own

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

that interviewer

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

yawn

Snarelure
Snarelure

@askme
look in direction, push forward.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

is it over or what?

5mileys
5mileys

@askme

parachute further away by opening it as soon as you can and slowing down with S
if you see a car go for it and drive to the place that's furthest away from the plane path
loot
go to the circle

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Raving_Cute
for today

tomorrow is duos

Inmate
Inmate

@Illusionz
fugg. any EPIC moments to watch on the VOD?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@haveahappyday
it was a girl, thats all you need to know

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@eGremlin
Shoot the guy who can quickly retreat to cover or the other one
Hmmmm

Spamalot
Spamalot

Leave it to the rmt farmers to find the most efficient way to farm points.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Inmate

It had the worst camera work I've seen in e-sports in a while.
Like opening the map showing nothing in the middle of a gunfight bad.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Inmate
well it was third person so the best highlights are people laying prone on roofs and using the magical chase camera to see into a forest

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Make it top 10 more than 80% of the time.
Don't have a chicken dinner still

What am I missing to make the final step guys?

idontknow
idontknow

@Flameblow
first person cuck detected

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Inmate
Most "epic" moments were people dying to their own vehicles

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Nude_Bikergirl
a bit of circle luck and good timing

Booteefool
Booteefool

be a fatass sweaty gook
sit in blue eating meds to win a tournament with 4 kills total
over the course of two fucking games
accidentally win one game because the dumb white kids kill eachother and the last guy walks into your line of fire

What a time to be alive.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Do you people honestly believe anyone at this tournament takes this shit seriously? Evermore just abuses this games shitty mechanics to abuse himself to a victory and win some money.

The game allows it so why not abuse it?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Booteefool
accidentally win one game because the dumb white kids kill eachother and the last guy walks into your line of fire
Letting the other two guys duke it out then going for the victor is the optimal strat with 3 people alive, newfriend

StonedTime
StonedTime

@SomethingNew
Yes he kind of abuses it by healing out in blue for a while, but no way did he mean to get stuck in round 3.

JunkTop
JunkTop

people who use 2 different assault rifle's

lul why are ppl so dumb af

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@SomethingNew
First person anime cuck unironically believes playing the game is abusing something because hes too trash to be a top player

Evilember
Evilember

@SomethingNew
I like that he has exposed this shit and was crafty enough to make 15k at the same time.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Faster than reloading.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@JunkTop
not using m16 with 8x for sniping and AKM on full auto for indoors

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Stupidasole
Shut up Ribbed. Don't be a bitch and leave the discord after literally everyone made fun, then keep at it in the general.

FastChef
FastChef

@SomethingNew
i had 0 expectations, but it was worth for the memes

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Garbage Can Lid
not knowing how to aim and using a k98k or a sniper rifle like based grimmmz
u must camp like a bitch lol

Playboyize
Playboyize

@SomethingNew
Literally survivorship bias

likme
likme

@JunkTop

he doesn't use s12k m16

s12k for indoors

m16 for short, medium and long range fighting

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Poker_Star
k98
5 kills per reload
m16
30 kills per reload

You do the math yourself.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I feel fucking pozzed by watching this garbage

farquit
farquit

didn't buy tracksuit top when it was only $10
it's literally the only thing i wanted and I kiked myself out of it

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@JunkTop
Have a fuckload of 7.62
have fuckload of 5.56
find ak
also find m16
Oh I guess I better pick one and drop the other for that shotgun with 10 rounds next to it durrrrr

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@hairygrape
Nigga, not everybody is apart of your inner circle.

And believe it or not people can disagree with you.

TechHater
TechHater

@farquit
I HATE HAVING A HUGE NOSE. FUCK

Supergrass
Supergrass

Where to watch tournament?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Evilember
The hero we need.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Nojokur
Yeah ok

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Nude_Bikergirl
Don't start engagements just because you can kill one person. Only do it if you can do so without putting yourself into a worse position. The entire game is about abusing better positions.
You generally want to move in in a spiral-like path to limit the area you need to pay attention to, unless you've found some really good cover.
If you've managed to get to somewhere in the top 5 without anybody knowing, and you fire unsupressed to kill someone, the other 3 now know where you are. Don't be afraid to use him as bait to figure out where the others are.
If you know the general location of everyone left, you've able to eliminate the need for paranoid awareness and can focus on specific things, giving you the edge over other people whose focus is either spread of tunneled.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Supergrass
https://www.twitch tv/videos/169178484

this is today's VOD

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@SomethingNew
I cheered for him because it was funny, but to be fair; his playstyle was retarded and shouldn't have given as many points as it did. Or rather, kills should have given more points.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Supergrass
i cant fucking send a link on this shit website. check twitch vod at playBATTLEGROUNDS channel, actual game starts at 1 hour mark.

Flameblow
Flameblow

this is such a shitshow of a videogame when esports are concerned

why are they pushing this shit

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Supergrass
@GoogleCat
danke

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Flameblow
more esports = more keys sold

8 million early access sales aren't enough for this guys

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Emberburn
8 million early access sales aren't enough for this guys

There may be more truth to this than you realize. High EA sales are good until they start eating into your post EA market. The game is currently selling for ~$30 as EA, but will probably sell for ~$45 - ~$60 as a "finished" product. If their EA sales are eating into their estimated release sales then they could be losing money in the long run.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@BinaryMan
I think price will stay the same for steam/PC version. Xbox might be different though. They'll be fine

eGremlin
eGremlin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3idJMH_oGA
this game is fucking stupid and easy if they make this an esport that's a joke

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Deadlyinx
This is sad but true.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

https://clips-media-assets.twitch
.tv/vod-169178484-offset-4724.mp4#t=0
Do you think he's going to kill himself after watching the VOD?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@eGremlin
Just finished watching first game and dude... this fucking game.
3 guys alive
1 inside, 2 outside
guy inside watch the 2 outside fight
try to get the survivor
fail
circle ends up on the guy running
FLAT ground to the next circle
free win for the guy on the circle

simple amazing.

WebTool
WebTool

@BinaryMan
They planned for 1 million sales, and the costs from the extra sales scale sub-linearly

RumChicken
RumChicken

@eGremlin
1.2k
didn't even get the win
lamo game so easy
go shill your channel somewhere else
and quit pretending you're broteam

Bidwell
Bidwell

@haveahappyday
Someone threw a nade to his left

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

/vg/thread/186863084#p186991617
My PC crashes if I look too long at smoke or the morning sun, I'll blame it as long as that keeps happening

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Bidwell
Nop, he just sled off, look
https://streamable.com/ptqp6
ESPORTS READY

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Is there a way to know when you'll hit the window edges or those stupid thin iron pieces that can somehow block 7.62?
This has gotten me killed several times.

WebTool
WebTool

How do you deal with the constant cheaters at higher rating? The report system is a placebo everyone knows that and there is the issue of naming and shaming so you can't drop names on forum.

Methshot
Methshot

@Carnalpleasure
Hold right click

Soft_member
Soft_member

@WebTool
Play first person

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

RIP thread, it's basically /CSGOG/ now where people just talk about streamers.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Lord_Tryzalot
you can post anything you want and be the change you desire, yet you choose to complain

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I really just don't get this game sometimes. Guy runs into a room right past me and doesn't see me. I just spray into his gut at point blank range, entire SCAR magazine as he's still wiggling around for about three seconds trying to find out where I'm shooting him from. My gun was right in his stomach, of course I'm not going to pause and try to shoot at his head because there are 30 fucking bullets going into his organs. I mean, it was enough to take even someone with a level 3 vest down, I've done it before at longer distances, and he had a level 2. I don't run into what I consider bullshit that much in this game, but about once every 20 matches or so something happens that makes no sense to me.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@StrangeWizard
OP post is streamer garbage
Yeah, I guess I can change that just by posting "good content", right

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Dreamworx
no I don't think you can do that. You're stuck in a rut of crying about things you cannot control. Others; however, might be more capable of making "good" posts.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

First dinner with a full 4-man squad on FPP mode. We all survived until the last 3 mins of round, got 13 kills between us all.

tfw all the boys watching and you pull through for the chicken

Emberfire
Emberfire

NA/EU shits on AS players and servers for 3 seasons straight
2/3 solo games won in the LAN tournament were AS players
Overall solo winner was an AS player

pubgtards....?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Emberfire
turns out streamers not named shroud are garbage

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Emberfire
People cant realize that theres a MMR system and everyone fall for the AS is low skill server. I aways say that to my friends and after some games we start getting absolutely destroyed then everyone goes "man what a lucky shot herp derp".

Top chinks are as good as everyone else but TPP is all about that """smart""" play and odds leverage.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@haveahappyday

fucking how.

TechHater
TechHater

First official tournament
Guy takes top place by just sitting in the blue zone and and healing
Nice way to show your game off

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

started of the first 10 games with 0.5 K/D
currently worked my way up to 0.75 K/D

im getting there.

only 6% top 10 tho...

Tips on improving?

girlDog
girlDog

@TechHater
Actually fampai, he took it by winning 1 game

happy_sad
happy_sad

@haveahappyday
jesus fuck kid, git gud. I'm terrible at shooters, have below-average reaction times, just bought the game today, and in my first 3 matches I went #4, #73, #2.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@girlDog
What did he do the other two games? It's not like he won 2/3 games or even got decent kills in them

SniperWish
SniperWish

M16A4 or M416 my dudes?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Dreamworx
Survived longer than other people.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Dreamworx
The other two guys who won 1 game fucked up early the other two, he only fucked up early the first game

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Dreamworx
game 1 he tried to get into the circle but didn't have enough heals
game 2 he won
game 3 he tried to get into the circle but got stuck on a cliff and healed his way into top 10

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Supergrass
@Booteefool
I'm not saying that's not how you win. I'm simply stating that they want 'that' to be eSports

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@RavySnake
if you mean the game, yeah it's a joke
if you mean his way of winning the game, that's the whole point of a BR game, you survive with whatever strat you have to use

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@RavySnake
Oh the esports thing is absolutely nonsense, yes.

RumChicken
RumChicken

All the top memester streamers are not at the invitational
They all know they would get exposed

Soft_member
Soft_member

@SniperWish
M16 > M4. M16's better for longer range. And while the M4 is easier to use for close range because the full auto, spamming the burst is still extremely deadly.

askme
askme

@RumChicken
I think it is more that they don't need to go.
Everyone competing is likely in it for the money.
The top meme streamers don't need the prize money since they make bank from streaming.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I think this will be an "e-sport" just because its somehow fun to watch if they improve the camera. Like, fuck the players, deal with rng or get the fuck out.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@RumChicken
shroud said he hates traveling to europe just to sit in a convention center and hotel room for 5 days so he'd only do a tournament if it was in the US

drdisrespect just sucks so it makes sense he wouldn't go to a competitive situation

grimmmz is probably worried about being caught with his toggles

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@askme
I doubt they make 46k in a day, and on top of that it would be a great way for them to advertise their streams if they placed well

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Garbage Can Lid
the observing tools in place are already plenty fine, just whoever was in control of them today seemed to have no idea what to do with them. IMO a game like this needs to leave most of the observing in the hands of the casters themselves, with a couple backup POVs ready to quick switch to other engagements. The map is just so big and usually unpredictable so that 5 second delay is punishing when pansy sees the map and says "we need to see this fight" and we end up missing the kill.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Garbage Can Lid
They need an instant replay feature whenever someone dies with the option to see it from the perspectives of both the killer and the killed

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Poker_Star
They get like 20k viewers.
Also their stream is a stable income, instead of a chance at winning prize money.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@CodeBuns
@SniperGod
yeah i was supposed to type "camera-man".

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Supergrass
bad observers can be women too

King_Martha
King_Martha

Guys do I sell my school skirt now at $390ish or hope it goes up???

JunkTop
JunkTop

@SniperWish

M16 > M4 unmodded

Fully outfitted M4 >>M16

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@iluvmen
dude come on.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

gamescom crates are dropping in price
thanks for letting me buy them cheaper so i can build my collection before they stop dropping
gonna cash out so hard

Flameblow
Flameblow

take scope off gun to make sure this kind of bullshit doesn't happen
still fire a majority of my shots into the fucking window panels

Firespawn
Firespawn

market prices going down again
@Stupidasole
are you seriously buying them off people when you could setup AHK and buy them ingame

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Flameblow
Well yeah where do you think the barrel is?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Firespawn

i dont care if its realistic (even though bullets would just tear through that tiny wood paneling), its completely unnecessary

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Firespawn
already got all the crates i could get from ingame
and $2.30 a crate is cheap compared to the returns im going to be getting when i sell them for higher than that later down the line

Techpill
Techpill

@Firespawn
I think in the long run 2017 gamescom crates are comparable to Katowice sticker capsules

https://csgostash.com/stickers/capsule/14/EMS-Katowice-2014-Challengers
https://csgostash.com/stickers/capsule/15/EMS-Katowice-2014-Legends

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Techpill

means nothing if you cant sell them for real money safely

massdebater
massdebater

This twitch whoring thing is pretty amazing.
I wish I had tiddies too.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Sir_Gallonhead
means nothing if you cant sell them for real money safely
having hundreds of dollars in steamwallet money means nothing

do you not buy videogames or something?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

reminder to keep some of your gamescom crates and sell them in a couple of years

whereismyname
whereismyname

@haveahappyday
When the game is dead, there are zero buyers and they've given out the loot or similar stuff in other crates?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

even the rarest of CSGO crates are only worth $1.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Ignoramus
Operation Bravo cases are like $11.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Ignoramus
since they implemented the drop system on CSGO once a crate gets introduced it always stays in the drop rotation
just take a look at the pre-drop Bravo crate

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

when a dude lying down in a cornfield kills 5 people in a row and wins

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Sir_Gallonhead
Those Gamescom crates were $1 last week

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Question for the slav bros out there. Is eastern europe/Russia really as ugly as games like dayz and pugb make it out to be? You know, nothing but shitty built houses and ugly apartments. Is that what communism does to your home?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Techpill
jesus do people even buy those at that price?

Lunatick
Lunatick

mfw someone says this is a competitive game

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Lunatick
jerking off to this later while camping a building

whereismyname
whereismyname

do not expect this game to ever be fixed
this genius developers managed to make a lan clients and lan server with 71 players and 4 spectator to actually lag
after shilling big money tournament and pocketing their shekels for keys to boxes programmed spectator so amazingly that if you spectate somebody and he gets killed you get the deathscreen too and have to fucking exit to lobby. that's why there was 3 observers ingame and they were switching out of players perspective midfight

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@whereismyname
LMAO are you for real?

SniperGod
SniperGod

This game is retarded

cum2soon
cum2soon

every stream has people "stream snipe honking" xD
maybe it will be funny the 40th time
we are such trolls!!!

reddit just gets worse and worse

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@cum2soon
You being annoyed to it makes it funny to me.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Firerate is everything in this game with the amount of desnyc

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@TalkBomber
got em!!

what happened to stream snipers at least being creative

SniperGod
SniperGod

@SniperGod
That's what you get for playing brainlet mode retard.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@cum2soon
I honk at all times

farquit
farquit

@Raving_Cute
If i were going to snipe, I would wait until i find them in a a game with a circle really far away. Then I would go around and kill the tires of every car around them

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

85 hours in died to a red zone for the first time yesterday and a second time just now.

Why do these exist?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Stark_Naked
to deter "camping"/killing off afk'er

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Was he blind?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Dreamworx
I was in the blue.

WebTool
WebTool

when someone sneaks up on you without making any noise even though you're fucking listening for them

is it possible to make no noise while moving?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@WebTool
for some reason crouch walking with a gun holstered seems to have you make less sound.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Stark_Naked
Why do these exist?
dude big explosions xD

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@WebTool
sometimes I can watch a car drive near me at full speed and make no sound

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

What are the chances team killing servers are announced soon after the tournament?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Snarelure
is that grimmmz?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Snarelure
When you get so triggered over a video you file a false DMCA claim

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@ZeroReborn
No, he couldn't shoot you because he was too close to the door, notice how his gun points down? He already knew you were in there

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Nude_Bikergirl
give me quick rundown

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@ZeroReborn
Basically, door got desynced and it still registered him as being too close too a wall aka closed door

Methshot
Methshot

@Snarelure
@Nude_Bikergirl
update me on the drama boys.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Burnblaze
@Ignoramus
so he got
early accessed

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@BinaryMan
@Methshot
Some stream honkers made a video of them honking at Grimmmz/Anthony and DrDisrespect/Ninja. A day later, it got taken down by a DMCA claim

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Methshot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz53m2fs1yE

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Evil_kitten
what a fucking retard. dude, someone go and shot this fag all already.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@cum2soon
He's already shooting himself in the foot

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@CodeBuns
no i mean irl. end this piece of shit already so it does not reproduce.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@ZeroReborn
have pumpy
confirm a target inside a building
someone lying prone in front of you
go for head shots
panic and completely miss
continue to panic even more when you realize you fucked up such an easy kill
maintain enough composure to avoid reloading and hold last two shots
still completely miss and get bodied
Damn

iluvmen
iluvmen

@SniperGod
@Evil_kitten
actually getting that mad over something so stupid and harmless

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@SniperGod
They should do that to Beaglerush

Soft_member
Soft_member

land in prison alone
get level 3 everything, M4 with 4x scope, UMP and suppressor for every gun
super hype for this match, gonna get that chicken.
don't even see another player for the rest of the game, just get sniped to shit.

At least I got top 20 I guess?

askme
askme

@Soft_member
past 10 games
perfect weapon finds
at least 2 kills every match
still can't get passed to top 20

feels bad man

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@SniperGod
Holy fucking lel

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

so when do I get an ESL invite?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@askme
@askme
WOAAAA there buddy. AT LEAST 2 kills per game? jesus man, chill out. i mean, winner of second gamescon game had two kills and you are rocking more than it each game? sheesh man do some youtube videos or so to share your techniques.

Inmate
Inmate

@MPmaster
@Nojokur
Shiiiiit, where's my ESL invite

SniperGod
SniperGod

@SniperGod
getting mad over your audience fucking around

Playboyize
Playboyize

@iluvmen
my K/D currently is 0.9 so my luck will eventually run out.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

in dire need of transportation
hear buggy coming from the blue behind us
manage webm related
M16 is bae. That 3 shot burst is -just- right.

WebTool
WebTool

squad dies at mili
just me
sat in a room with a shotgun
squad is in the building
someone opens door
down him in 1 hit
execute him
his friend goes in the doorway
down him in 1 hit
execute him
his other 2 friends manage to kill me
laugh at them over voice chat
they call me a faggot
fun

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@SniperGod
that legitimate disgust in the one dude's voice
"it's really annoying, ugh, i wish they'd stop..."
"not again... just, ugh"
that skinny, pale, low test looking faggot
"big, pharma, hater..." *writes name down*
Fucking babies. How ironic that a "content creator" would file a DMCA against someone who is creating content too

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Playboyize
nice

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@PackManBrainlure
use burst
only hit first shot

hmm...idk man, ammo wise single tapping would be better

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@PackManBrainlure
M16 is bae. That 3 shot burst is -just- right.
but you only landed the first shot in each burst

StonedTime
StonedTime

@PackManBrainlure
only hit the first shot of the 3 round burst

you do know that the bullets doesn't leave the barrel at the same time?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@SniperGod
And I thought Grimmmz was a bitch, holy fuck that guy playing with Drdisrespect sounds like the biggest cunt

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

lose all gunfights
start to chad drop and increase sensitivity
drop school, manage to win it somehow
just go apts and look for a fight
win that
run center circle on foot full boosted
run through house campers on the way to a 10 kill dinner

chad drops really do help holy shit

askme
askme

@kizzmybutt
yeah who woulda thunk that using guns makes you better with the guns.

theses vg memers, i swear

eGremlin
eGremlin

was tabbed out when squad dropped
end up dropping nowhere near them
on my own
crate drops near me
go loot it
awm
get bored of being alone
go to the bridge
in the water
go on all chat
talking to the bridge campers
tell them that they can have my awm if they want
one wants it
he jumps in with me
follows me to the beach
give him my awm
he thanks me
leave

good deed done

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

shotgun snipe someone on a rooftop across from me
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW"

SniperGod
SniperGod

@haveahappyday
see @happy_sad
hiding and being a baby will get you there almost every time

farquit
farquit

New player - why does my camera/mouse sometimes get stuck when I go into a came?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@farquit
if you alt+tab, sometimes alt will continue to be active when you tab back in, just press alt again

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Game needs a killcam to discourage camping.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Ignoramus
Why does camping need to be discouraged?
How would a killcam discourage camping?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Need_TLC
are you pretending to be dumb

RavySnake
RavySnake

@SniperGod
Are you unable to answer the questions?

StonedTime
StonedTime

What did they mean by this?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

/pubg/ hates survival and camping,cares only about k/d, encourages to go to hot zones, and only play fpp
only playing fpp is justified
ignore what the fags at /pubg/ say
go to house after being late to school
find only a .45 pistol
everyone else is just shooting each other with their fancy rifles
set up bait with painkillers and other goodies
only have 45 equipped
wait
one person comes in
take the bait
unloack .45 clip through his level 2 vest and level 1 helmet
he unloads akm magazine on my but only gets me to half
reload in the mean time while he is reloading
chase him and kill him
now i have better guns than him
Nobody should ever listen to this general
This game is about outwitting other and being lucky
just like poker

w8t4u
w8t4u

@ZeroReborn

I still havent gotten a kill with p18c, only time find it i have already found main weapons and quickdraw mags make pistols obsolete. Maybe if primary weapons were lowered to 1 i would make more useof pistols but i doubt that will ever happen.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Ignoramus
camping is a major issue in solo but not in teams
idk about due
but i feel u
the campers always win
the killcam would be useless since u are dead in solo
it would be nice to see where they were camping so that next time you check that spot

idk if it would tho
i can hear all the trenchcoat wearing 13 year old faggots complaining already.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

dont know which guns are "good"
dont know how to find players to continue
match unless i drop in school/shooting range
don't know how "go here" zones are determined
always get bored and go run through fields to new area and get shot by some autistic fag sitting in 1 of the 50 houses i walked by

please help, the game is so unenjoyable for me as of now

farquit
farquit

@w8t4u
playing tpp
kys

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@New_Cliche
it s still alpha, internet ranking dont matter, just try to get good before it s official

TreeEater
TreeEater

@LuckyDusty
I don't care about k/d or winning, I just want to have fun and understand how to play better. Can you help with any of my points/questions?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@farquit

Same problem still applies to me in both tpp and fpp.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@StonedTime
Game started before you loaded into the lobby.

Methshot
Methshot

@TreeEater
k/d and aim - 30%
parachuting faster 10%
luck 60%
This is what you need to have fun

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

playing fpp only makes me feel sick in the stomach when i see tpp posts and footage

viagrandad
viagrandad

@SniperGod
I also want to know how you think a killcam would discourage camping

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Need_TLC
almost 30 minutes later
no actual answer
Embarrassing

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

HOW A KILLCAM DISCOURAGE CAMPING?
TELL ME ALREADY.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Carnalpleasure
someone uploads their ebin TPP webm
it's camera cheese
mfw these are probably the same babbies who want killcams because they hate getting killed from "out of nowhere"

w8t4u
w8t4u

that annoying faggot sniper 100m out of the blue zone spamming first aid and taking potshots

if you are in the 3rd and beyond blue zone for 30s, you die.

massdebater
massdebater

@New_Cliche
don't know which guns are "good"
Every weapon is unique and fits a certain playstyle. There is no definitive best gun for anything. Some are more versatile than others but everything boils down to personal preference.

dont know how to find players to continue
Explore and you learn later game hotzones and nice places to camp out and such.

don't know how "go here" zones are determined
100% random.

always get bored and go run through fields to new area and get shot by some autistic fag sitting in 1 of the 50 houses i walked by
Be more careful.

Personally I just play this game like a realistic MGS 5 and I have a fun time.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

get out of my boat with fresh level 3 helmet +kar98+suppressed ump
guy staring me down
switch to my ump
hold mouse 1
it doesn't fire
have to press mouse 1 again to fire
die

haha

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@ZeroReborn

At least you didnt die because the ump was on single fire, when will i learn.

Illusionz
Illusionz

play like 5 games and only get shit guns, the best was a UMP
6th game I drop into small town and finally get some good loot
see someone else dropped in
thisisgonnabegood.jpg
I decide to wait for him to come into my building
the last door opens to the roof so I camp a little bit away from it
wait 10 full minutes for him to finally enter my building
hear him open a door at the bottom
heart is racing
hear him climbing steps and opening doors
finally here him coming up the steps to my door
holy shit holy shit holy shit this is gonna feel so good
he opens the door
I hold down the mouse button to spray this bitch down
mfw my AKM was in single mode
mfw I land one shot and pause expecting more
mfw he obliterates me after 10+ minutes of waiting

Emberburn
Emberburn

@ZeroReborn
how the fuck do u change gun shoot modes

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Emberburn
b
it's even if nucking controles
RTFM

likme
likme

Is there a gun tier list/gun usage guide? I dont know which hand guns are better than other hand guns, and when to use which gun.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Illusionz

Kek, we've all been there m8

Evilember
Evilember

@massdebater
Every weapon is unique and fits a certain playstyle. There is no definitive best gun for anything. Some are more versatile than others but everything boils down to personal preference.
this is how u spot a retard
rifles are op and the only thing useful to late game
everything else is okish early game

FastChef
FastChef

@likme
P1911 - Higher damage, lowest mag size. Good if you can aim, and with an extended quickdraw mag, it can be much more spammable.
P92 - Lower damage, higher mag size. Good for spamming, especially in the early game but extended and quickdraw mags don't make it as better as they do with the 1911.
P18C - Only pistol with auto. Lowest damage of them all but highest mag size. Probably great for CQC but I never fucking get it.
R1895 - Highest damage, mag size the same as P1911 with the longest reload animation ever and no scopes. Good for the start when there's nothing else but bad for everything else.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@187031323
Please never (You) me again you literal retard.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Illusionz
This is why I'm glad there's always someone making that callout in my group.
reload and switch to full auto boys
always someone who goes "oh shit"
I also like to occasionally recite which gun is in which hand because if you marathon this game, it's very easy to forget what you've got
tfw picking up an M4 and an Saiga
20 minutes into the game my inventory is full
i've been hoarding 5 banger, shells, and 7 banger
realize i've been looking at the HUD thinking i've had an SKS this whole time because i generally have really good luck finding those

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Inmate
wtf I love the crossbow now

cum2soon
cum2soon

Play FPP only for a bit
Come back to TPP
It's like i just went into the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Illusionz
I decide to wait for him to come into my building
You should go out and blast the motherfucker ass with your ak

farquit
farquit

@massdebater
everything boils down to personal preference
Alright, you go grab a Saiga and I'll have a 15x scope SKS

Nojokur
Nojokur

@RavySnake

if i earn more than i spend, why would i want to waste it?

its not real money.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Ignoramus
unironically kys or git gud

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@farquit
*Jumps through tree line*
Heh, another sniper kid... I have no time for your childish games.
*throws a smoke*
*activates shadigan eye*
You chose the wrong man to mess with, fool.
*jumps 300m doing twirls and lands behind you*
*You slowly turn around because of the 15x modifier not allowing you to aim quickly*
Good night, alt-right.
*I spray 8 S12K shots in your face, taking out both your eyes as you scream in agony*
GG, no reee, frog boy.

RumChicken
RumChicken

squading with randoms
game is going well
we sneak up close to a house we know enemy squad is in
I throw a grenade through the window
It bounces off the window, back down to us
kills 2 teammates
enemy squad proceeds to gaff us
mfw

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@cum2soon
been playing FPP solo for a few weeks
pretty bad games, rarely top 20 and few kills
accidentally queue TPP, might as well play it
6 kills, mostly headshots and top 5
I really prefer the positioning of FPP, but man TPP is so much easier to play. I should play at least once every time to relax

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@RumChicken

Grenades never follow the indicated arc for some reason.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@haveahappyday
That explains why I see literally nobody ever use them except for smokes to cover teammate reviving

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@New_Cliche
It really depends. I can't aim for shit so I just use snipers and focus my game on keeping distance between me and targets. If I don't have a sniper I basically don't engage anyone. It sounds stupid but it works really well for me.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@SniperGod
That's fucking hilarious
How'd they get in the same games?

Evilember
Evilember

@BinaryMan
Do you actually think you're funny?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Evilember
yes

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Why not just introduce a "Blue is an instant kill" game mode

askme
askme

@Burnblaze
Here's your (you) now shut the fuck up.

@TurtleCat
It shouldn't cause damage, it should start a timer that blows your head off when it finishes like the source material (but fair).

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@TurtleCat
loot goblins would flip out and start a riot, same for edge lords who acidentally hi the blue sometimes.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Fuzzy_Logic
Well, they can stick to their fucking normal mode + I'd assume it's an instant kill after a second or two, so you could accidentally dip in and not explode for it.
Hell, some of my most succesful rounds have been "become a gas monster until top 20" and I still think that it's straight up horseshit.

WebTool
WebTool

@Evilember
Do you actually think an SKS isn't shit?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@WebTool
Compared to a fucking S12k, late game? Yeah.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Emberburn
1. You can have TWO (2) guns at the end, so why would I only have an S12K?
2. If I run up to you with an auto shotgun, you're dead because you have a semi rifle with optics unfit for CQB. Stop being retarded.

askme
askme

@Stark_Naked
run up to me
implying endgame isn't 99% people lying down and sniping

DeathDog
DeathDog

Double barrel shotgun and stun grenade the only items you need to win any fight

RavySnake
RavySnake

@askme
implying those 99% aren't mouth breathing retards expecting everyone else to do the same because it's the """meta""" so they don't actually pay attention to immediate surroundings
I shotgun fags all the time in the last 3 circles because they're too busy being pussies to expect anyone else to be aggressive.

WebTool
WebTool

tfw you and your buds get trapped in a house by another squad and the two of you spend minutes just trash talking each other
fun shit desu

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

So is the last 10 man left the biggest adrenaline rush?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

this game would be seriously improved if the kar98 couldn't take optics

Skullbone
Skullbone

@CodeBuns
2 alive

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@PurpleCharger
I'd be 100% okay with the Kar98 only allowing 8x as an optic.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Playing random squad without microphone is the most fucking fustrating experience

lmao lets drive everywhere and endlessly loot until we drive into a village with a squad in it and die
why are you following me lol
what are you shooting at? Is there maybe someone you can see?
that's a nice kar98 you have, but check out my scar! I put an 8x on it

King_Martha
King_Martha

I got my first chicken dinner in squads today. Everyone survived and I got a kill. I had 4 rum and cokes before. Apparently being drunk makes me better at this ga,me.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@lostmypassword
He has a contract with BLUEHOLE on streaming pubg. Basically he is paid for sucking dick. While the company makes sure to keep his head while he does the blowjob AKA banning stream snipers.

Spamalot
Spamalot

got a 1 kill chicken dinner earlier

tournament invite pls

RavySnake
RavySnake

College is starting soon

how are you gonna deal with playing less PUBG?

me...i am gonna miss it despite buying the game 3 days ago

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@CodeBuns
@Skullbone
3 alive
shots popping off
one of them is right next to you and unaware of your presence
2 alive
you hear them start stepping in the other direction
God I love getting lucky on the last circle and being able to just lie prone in a wheat field while everyone fucks off. Shit's way more hype in FPP than it is TPP too

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Emberburn
Is there something stopping people from putting red dots or 2x scopes on SKS in late game? It's a beautiful DMR/Carbine imho. Even my friend who is really good at this game will switch from his SKS to an UMP9 when the circle gets small enough. I don't understand

Illusionz
Illusionz

@TalkBomber
camping
kys

girlDog
girlDog

@Inmate
4200 dps

ayyy

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

tfw you AFK land on the west tip of mili and manage to find a boat
tfw the circle is on the other side of the world
hold_my_beer.jpg activated
swiftboat your way through three full tanks of gas to cross the world
swiftly running out of medical supplies just trying to stay alive
someone gets butthurt you snagged the water crate and shoots you to shit -SAW #1 Obtained
four people light your boat up under the next bridge, have to swim to freedom, snagging a second crate -SAW #2 Obtained
make it to shore safe and alive but start getting sniped at right after this screenshot
KAR98K more like CAN'T AIM your way up the shore
fucking chinese camping shitter kills you with an uzi before you ever fire a shot

Inmate
Inmate

watching the ESL vod
TPP
This is so fucking boring. I knew PLAYERUNKNOWN was a narcissist for slapping his name on the game like he's Tom Clancy or Hideo Kojima but what in the fuck was he thinking having the final day the same as the Mayweather McGregor fight

massdebater
massdebater

rushing that dude thats quietly looting in the next set of buildings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwX8eDkfZcc

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Inmate
mandrama

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Where's the cheapest place to nab this game?

I actually think it looks pretty neat but I ain't dropping 30 dollars for an unfinished game with microtransactions

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@ZeroReborn
You can make your steam bucks back selling crates and keys : )

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@LuckyDusty
Do people seriously dish out dosh just for unopened crates?

TechHater
TechHater

@Lunatick
Sauce my man

Snarelure
Snarelure

@LuckyDusty
http://steamcommunity.com/market/search?appid=578080

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Snarelure
How often does this shit drop in game?

I'm a little baffled people spend real world money for virtual slav clothes

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Need_TLC
Crates are more and more expensive each one you buy, prices reset every week. First crates are 1200 and 600(I think). Crates sell for $1 or $3 depending on things. They're fuckawful to farm but if you play semi-regularly, the game will pay for itself over a month or two

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Snarelure
Bandana 642 dollaridoos
I bought it for 90
I thought I made a bad decision back then

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Inmate
Do it enough to get into the top 1000, not that hard.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Post create

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Fuzzy_Logic
not this guy, but ladder climbing usually heavily revolves around time played. That's it. Not just from a skill side, but you clocking more game time means more points to climb a ladder.

t. top #100 world player in 3 video games and #1 in a fourth, mostly because I was able to dedicate over 12 hours a day to each of them

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Sharpcharm
I'm @Fuzzy_Logic

and this is 100% true.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

People take alpha rankings seriously
please stop

FastChef
FastChef

@Fuzzy_Logic
you lost your window, big boy.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Sir_Gallonhead
Alpha rankings decided if you could be invited to a tournament with a pretty large prize pool

TreeEater
TreeEater

red zone disabled during the tourney because "it's not fair"
why have in the fucking first place then

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TreeEater
entire game is RNG based
literally die if you can't find a weapon

Red zone, the LEAST rng part of the RNG system because it's easy to avoid, easy to get out of, easy to hide in during it, and can be used to hide sound movement even if it's a grid square or two away from you is UNFAIR

Fucking Player Unknown

hairygrape
hairygrape

@TreeEater
Yeah, I don't get that. The kill radius of the blasts is pretty tight and you even get plenty of heads up time to get out of it before it starts.
but i'm in the middle of the woods outrunning the blue without a car
Some "pro" PUBG gamer you are then huh?

TreeEater
TreeEater

so where can i find private hacks for this game?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TreeEater
buy off some rus bros. its all i can asy

Skullbone
Skullbone

@FastChef
Not saving it after they won't sell create anymore

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Skullbone
K

SniperGod
SniperGod

@BlogWobbles
Its pretty hard to get past the loot phase and not find at least a rifle or smg + shotgun and at least level 1 Armour and helmet.

with that you can at least make the top 10

takes2long
takes2long

@LuckyDusty
having time for gaymin tourneys
get a job

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@takes2long
bidya gaymin is a job now user

eGremlin
eGremlin

@takes2long
not having a job where you have the flexibility to take time off to play your favorite video game and win money doing it

quite literally pleb slave tier

TechHater
TechHater

finally got my first dinner
i swear noone on my team killed anyone they all just died outside the zone

iluvmen
iluvmen

@TechHater
0 kills
this isnt even bait.
but u got me to reply so gj

whereismyname
whereismyname

@TechHater
only one name in the upper left
Can you hide teammate health?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@whereismyname
that surprised me a bit as well
all 4 of us were alive not sure why it didnt show

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Nude_Bikergirl
Well, it's a cool screenshot in that it makes you look like you won a squad game by yourself without killing anyone

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

tfw just got my first solo win, bought the game three days ago

SniperWish
SniperWish

>>187054902
Nice work, Johnthenerd

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@SniperWish

Couldn't be arsed opening up paint again lol

whereismyname
whereismyname

Hello darkness my old friend

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHQqKTas1YE

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

20 people left
be in comfy spot
set up baits
preparing for the grand finale
finally i can eat
this happens
I HURT MYSELF TODAY

Methnerd
Methnerd

Make it out of Military Base with suppressed kar98 + scar
Full geared with level 2 or better and tons of meds
Drive towards white circle where I don't hear any shots
Get shot by 3 different direction as I enter the white zone
Everytime..

JunkTop
JunkTop

so uh i started a troll thread on pubg steam forums
its doing ironman number

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@JunkTop
can someone quote my post where i say my wife left
i think its time i add more fuel

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@whereismyname
wow playing the game as intended really makes you feel R E W A R D E D

TechHater
TechHater

@Spazyfool

Maybe i should have said i died from falling because i thought the water was deep enough
also i had good gear

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Thanks to that random user from the last thread who suggested turning off Shadowplay in the GE Force Experience tab. I swear to Christ I had that cancer disabled, but once I fixed it, my game has been running like melted butter once I fixed it.

Fucking Nvidia.

5mileys
5mileys

;^)

takes2long
takes2long

Hey everyone.

Looking for some feedback, please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJQ_8-8U2J0

It's my second go at this, pls respond

FastChef
FastChef

@5mileys
Fastest+decent distance is to point in desired direction, then look straight up while holding W

Slightly slower + furthest possible range is to deploy chute instantly and oscillate back and forth, keeping your speed around 35kmph, while travelling in desired direction.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Be Grimmmz
stream sniped by stream honkers every single game
turn stream off
need a break
goto mcdonalds
guy following me in my car on the way there
hes wearing a helmet
starts honking at me
mfw

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Booteefool

be grimmz
do a copyright takedown on honk video
get BTFO on twitter by h3h3
can't argue with h3h3 cause he just won a lawsuit regarding fair use

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@StonedTime
link it famalam

massdebater
massdebater

find 8x time scope
only finds shotguns

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Booteefool
In some ways I feel bad for the guy because I know what being a public figure is like

But at the same time this is his career, he needs to learn that stream harassment is part of his job, and reacting to it just encourages the behavior

There is that DrDisrespect clip of him going "Come here stream honkers. Gimmie that car." And once he kills them he just says thanks, smirks and drives off

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@BlogWobbles

little bitch deleted his tweets when he caved in and removed the copyright strike

MPmaster
MPmaster

run up stairs
hear noise
jump down and hide
this happens

massdebater
massdebater

How do I git gud?

I keep playing the circle just slightly too early and die to people in the top 20 who are outside of the blue.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@takes2long
What sensitivity do you play on, I have such a hard time controlling full auto fire.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Also,

fully loaded, and suppressed Vector is an absolute beast. I didn't know it was so great.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Boy_vs_Girl
It's pretty good as long as you've got an extended mag for it even if you're missing the stock/foregrip. But yeah, fully loaded it's ridiculous.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@massdebater
0.45
give up, there's no hope for you.

5mileys
5mileys

@Fried_Sushi
But once I'm in a squa it's so much better.

@Dreamworx
yep. I had an extended quickdraw, suppressor, vertical grip, stock and holo sight and it was a dream. ended up dying going for the care package and it swapping out my vector for the awm instead of my M16

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@5mileys
going for the care package
why.jpg

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@5mileys
i die less when i have a safety net on me

no shit

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Burnblaze
Nobody is saying you can't play like that or that it's not effective. They're saying it's fucking boring.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TalkBomber

chad play style

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

play only fpp mode
can now consistently top 20
beat it nerds

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

wtf how did I miss this grimmmz drama when I was watching the meme tourney stream

someone give the qrd

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Fried_Sushi

The honkers posted a video of them following streamers around honking car horns - Grimmmz was one of the streamers being followed and got super mad.

He retaliates by filing a copyright takedown against the youtube video

On twitter, h3h3 calls out Grimmmz for being a faggot to which Grimmmz responds along the lines of "you don't understand dude"

h3h3 doesn't back down and then Grimmmz eventually gives up and removes the copyright claim, deleting his tweets.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@CouchChiller
found your problem

Illusionz
Illusionz

@PurpleCharger
play only solo fpp mode
can now consistently top 10
an get 2 chicken dinners a day minimum
beat it nerds :^)

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Illusionz

I keep placing 2nd :(

75 games and no chicken dinner.

I'm starvin

Well, the first 20 games should be stricken from my stats because I was playing on 4 gb ram which was absolutely ridiculous.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@iluvmen
Are you really believing his bullshit?
also, reddit spacing, fucking kys faggot

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@happy_sad
thinkin those stats matter
kys kid

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Spazyfool
reddit spacing

tf is that?

Evilember
Evilember

@lostmypassword
It's when you put each sentence on a separate line.

Like a faggot.

See?

RumChicken
RumChicken

*tips AWM-32*

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

jump off a motorbike going 10mph
die instantly

farquit
farquit

man the vector is op af when it is full kitted out

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

WHO'S FUCKING JEALOUS, SCRUBS?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Need_TLC
500 euros worth of non existing clothing
not selling it and buy better games
you loco esse?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

FPP is still in the beta
I hope it stays in the beta forever, so it doesn't record my stats and others won't see my ≈.4 k/d and 5% top 10. I can't play third person now because of it.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Fuzzy_Logic
@Spazyfool
@StonedTime
How do you know it's the first shot that hits? Sounds like bullshit to me, especially on the last shot, he didn't even aim at the guy

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Need_TLC
My jealously heavily depends of how many keys you bought.

WebTool
WebTool

@Burnblaze
unloack .45 clip through his level 2 vest and level 1 helmet
he unloads akm magazine on my but only gets me to half
Anything works against potatoes

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Dreamworx
Yup. I always carry an extra red dot or 2x for late game. Depends on where the circle goes though, sometimes a 4/8x can still be useful quite late in the game.

idontknow
idontknow

@happy_sad
paying to play an arma 2 mod in 2017

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

half the games Im completely screwed for loot and end up in top 50 by being a coward and not going to any firefights at all
other half I find good loot early and spazz out like a idiot first fight and die

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Sharpcharm
That's because if you never play TPP, your ranking sucks, and you get matched against retards

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Inmate
Who?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Illusionz
usually play duo with my bro
another friends buys the game
we play together, come across first enemies
we kill 2
bro 1 rushes in and gets killed by the rest of the squad
"...I forgot there would be more than 2"
mfw

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Poker_Star
top 50
You having a giggle m8?

eGremlin
eGremlin

enter unlooted house, find pic related
m4, 5shot, m16, uzi, 5shot, 5shot, pan
6 guns, 1 melee
What's your best lootpile so far?

Spamalot
Spamalot

Why when I am consistently coming like top 10 in my first person games does my leaderboard not change? I'm at like 400k yet it never goes up. Surely coming top 10 basically every game with a few kills should increase my rank

farquit
farquit

be me
buy game three days ago
already got a solo win
no FPP on OC servers for a 2nd solo win

REEEEEEE

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Spamalot
FPP
leaderboard
????

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@eGremlin
My best lootpile was a lvl 3 helm and vest with a m16 in the same room

MPmaster
MPmaster

@eGremlin

m4 and sks in same pile with both extended mags, 4x, 2x, cheekpad , two vert foregrips and a compensator

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@SniperGod
Over the course of the entire event, maybe 20 keys.

@SomethingNew
Firstly,
euros
Secondly,
I'll probably sell some of it but I want to keep the white skirt to make those fanboys jelly

massdebater
massdebater

Every time i fine an 8x kar98 I die. Is it being unlucky or that i tunnel vision with the 8x

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@massdebater

tfw every time i headshot with the kar98k they have a lvl3 helm

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Carnalpleasure
Over the course of the entire event, maybe 20 keys.

buy 12 keys
4x red shirt
3x school pants
best was yellow tracksuit pants and vest

askme
askme

buy 10 keys
get white and black skirt

Well that was unexpected, anyone else get godly luck?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BunnyJinx
Get 800-1000m kill in FPP
Can't see the exact range

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@CouchChiller
I don't know man, I've had such a shit week, I was at my lowest last night/this morning and this was basically the best thing that could have happened to me.

takes2long
takes2long

@GoogleCat
I'm glad for you mang, just pissed off at my own luck. Didn't spend anything on it, luckily, my friend bought the game for me, and a regular crate got me a ballistic mask which I sold & used the profits for keys.
Now I got 2 keys left and a few crates, imma sit on them and hopefully make some profit next year or so.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

playing with friend
when I get downed, he always run away to "flank" so I just end up dying
when he dies, he tries to direct me with his retarded tactics so I die too
never clutch anything

5mileys
5mileys

@Booteefool
I saw the video and ttbh, fuck those fags. 1, r, or even 5 games I can understand but these cock suckers followed him for like 15-20 games. Either they're type of lonely, autistic Ice Poseidon fanboy who wants attention or fucking losers on an entire different level who went out of their way to figure out stream times, locations, and so on. Imagine being followed to 15 different games of CS:GO or some shit like that. While I don't necessarily agree with him flagging the videos, if it's to put annoying fuccbois like that in their place and remove cancerous shitstains from vidyas, IDGAF. I think the worst part that video was the cringe inducing laughter they had where you could just tell they knew they shouldn't have been doing it, they knew they could get in trouble, but they figured nothing would come of it. Then when shit hit the fan they acted like tattletales to h3h3. Fuck that fat, fugly, unfunny, e-celeb drama causing Mexican and fuck his even fuglier wife.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@5mileys
Go back to twitch Grimmz.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@5mileys
Grimmz can I get a shoutout on your stream sometime? The name is Horatio Oliver Newman Killby.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@StrangeWizard
@BlogWobbles
desu, twitch is for fags. i'm just tired of annoying shitters getting of free and i'm also tired of that unfunny hack h3 popping up to be a literal jew any time something goes down

5mileys
5mileys

@hairygrape

being annoying should now be punishable

wew

Spamalot
Spamalot

the observer for the tournament is shit!
https://twitter.com/aWildWatermelon/status/900403848434638848
Why are there retards in this general who expect the developers of this game to make a good spectating mode?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@hairygrape
If you're that triggered by a game you need anger management classes. I used to be a tryhard sweat too but now if that shit happened to me I'd just join in.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@5mileys
Hey guys, I'm gonna mic spam shitty meme songs from SilvaGunner for 15 games, ok?
W-what do you mean your vote-kicking me?!

They weren't even creative about it either. Literally show up and start honking. That's some Reddit-tier levels of unfunny, forced faggotry

@BunnyJinx
Again, the first few times I would've gone along with it, but for 15+ games I can understand how and why this would've gotten annoying esp when you do this for a living. Twitch-fags are cancer and need to go, but that doesn't mean I can't sympathize with them

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

intentionally losing games early to get matched with ez2kill scrubs because of shit stats
who /devilish/ here

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Booteefool
@5mileys
With how fast you get a game, couldn't they just throw up a black screen for 30 seconds to a minute and queue randomly during that to ditch stream snipers? They could still get streamsniped but that'd probably cut it down a fuck-ton.

Techpill
Techpill

@StrangeWizard
I thought fpp didn't have matchmaking

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Supergrass

Streamers who aren't retards know to do this

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Booteefool
@TurtleCat
Some people just join the same games as streamers to give them cars
They don't even loot or anything, just take a car and give it to the streamer, even honking so that streamers know exactly where the care is
Why aren't both parties banned for teaming?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

So I got every kill with the VSS, gun is surprisingly good when you stop using it as a sniper rifle

WebTool
WebTool

@Sir_Gallonhead
It's a very nice SMG, yeah.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@happy_sad
I'm not from USA, but it's common there to say "fucking" 24/7?

I tried to watch lirik but the "fuckin, fuckin, fuckin..." annoys me so much.

farquit
farquit

@WebTool
I see it as a strange hybrid/utility weapon with a very specific use and effective range, that is, close to medium shots on (preferably) stationary targets who are susceptible to being shot without knowing where from. Best thing is to tag them once or twice and stop shooting for a few seconds when they think they're in cover and then land the headshot when they heal.

@Sharpcharm
Yeah mate you obviously haven't talked to an Australian either

RumChicken
RumChicken

@WebTool
Dont bully the vss, its a nice sniper as well

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@farquit
You are correct, I haven't talked to an Australian and I don't know what you mean with that.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Stark_Naked
The Aussie argot's a bit habitually rude, cunt.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Stark_Naked
Yeah no shit dickhead, fucking cunt face (and no I wouldn't say that's an exaggerated response)

Playboyize
Playboyize

already a 20 minute delay

Nojokur
Nojokur

@BlogWobbles
watching streamers like lirik

proof you're gay or underage /w ADHD

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@eGremlin
Five building complex, 4 KARs, 3 SKSs and 2 Vectors. IDK what happened with that RNG but it was great.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Oh god, I just choked so hard. I had the zone on the guy, good cover, muh level 3 helmet, high as fuck on painkillers and I just fucked it all up.

Fuuuck I feel sick

SniperGod
SniperGod

@RumChicken
It's a piece of shit.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Playboyize
and 10 more minutes added

Booteefool
Booteefool

The untitled map was first shown earlier this year, at which time developer Bluehole said it's based in Peru and has sandstorms, among other new features. As you can see in the new image, the desert map looks to be a huge, sprawling arena with many buildings.

In addition to the desert map, Bluehole is making a snowy arena set in the Adriatic region.

hnnnnggg

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Booteefool
no trees to hide behind
might be fun

Evilember
Evilember

@Booteefool
Looks like a campers wet dream

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@SomethingNew
A few matches ago our squad found 4 sks in that factory building in Mylta

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Ignoramus
I wish I could take advantage of snipers, 9/10 ten I'm in a firefight in a building or getting sniped in the back while I crawl through grass.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Evilember
Until the circle forces you out of your building

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Booteefool
Game runs like shit
Introduce new graphical shit like sandstorms
BUY MORE INTEL (tm) CPUs, NVIDIA (tm) GPUs, HYPERX (tm) RAM AND SAMSUNG GAMING MONITOR (tm) MONITORS, GOY!

farquit
farquit

@RumChicken
It should fill the pistol slot because that's how shit it is

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

EVERMOOOOORE
FIGHT!!!!!
BASED GOOK WILL WIN IT ALL

5mileys
5mileys

cringe

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Need_TLC
Sandstorms are kinda helpful, because you don't have to draw shit further away than twenty meters when you're in one.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

REMINDER TO SUPPORT EVERMORE
THE BASED GOOK

farquit
farquit

When are the FPP matches what the fuck is this boring shit.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@farquit
tomorrow is duo FPP I think

Nojokur
Nojokur

is evermore even playing in this one?

TreeEater
TreeEater

"Yesterday down here it was just full of nerds"

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Need_TLC

sorry this shit doesnt run on your fucking commodore 64 you fucking plebeian

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Need_TLC
post specs

MPmaster
MPmaster

If the gooks win this one I'm quitting pubg

Techpill
Techpill

just streams for a laugh
no effort
36k viewers

is he literally /ourguy/?

https://youtu.be/z_Zt4zz-NVE

Skullbone
Skullbone

@RumChicken
Smoke (which is kind of similar to a sand storm, except it's more local) is commonly rendered with particle systems, which means lots of small particles, each of them is like an extremely small billboard blocking your view. That shit is really computationally expensive

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

my god that girl was a semon demon
who the hell was that

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Techpill
1080p which looks like 360p
What is this magic

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Need_TLC
Graphics shouldn't improve because I'm poor as shit

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@CodeBuns
They are mediocre, and I'm not spending $400-800 to upgrade my PC so I can play a $30 game on 50 FPS

w8t4u
w8t4u

EVERMORE
FIGHTTTTT

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Skullbone
They should improve graphics by optimizing their game. Adding more graphical effects which lowers everyones FPS is not "improving graphics"

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

they have to restart the server in a live tournament while people are dropping into the map
say it with me
ESPORTS
READY

Illusionz
Illusionz

need to restart the server
what happened

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

we have to restart server

blunder of the century

WebTool
WebTool

watching other people play

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

everyone afraid of military again

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

KILL THE CHEAT GOOK

Booteefool
Booteefool

@WebTool
sometimes you just need a break from camping to watch people camp

Inmate
Inmate

@WebTool
stupid frog poster

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

does the based gook even need to win anymore? he already won $15k for himself

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

FPP
guy with better PC/reaction time wins the fight

TPP
guy with better tactical skills/awareness wins

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Fuzzy_Logic
TPP
guy in the right house who gets lucky with the circle wins
ftfy

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

girl gamer
healing from the inventory
jesus christ what a shitter

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

women in esports

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Fuzzy_Logic
You are entitled to your opinion user, nothing worng with having one.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Fuzzy_Logic
tpp
guy who isn't forced to move by rng wins

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

when you break out the Problem Solver

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

that fucking aimlock on stream

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

are there going to be any first person games today?

Playboyize
Playboyize

EVERMORE IS WITH JUAN
2 PEOPLE WHO BOTH LOVE TO SIT OUTSIDE OF THE CIRCLE
A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN
BASED GOOK GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Spazyfool
Tomorrow, I think.

happy_sad
happy_sad

evermore chilling outside the zone again

Illusionz
Illusionz

Why is this camera man so bad?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

stalber circle

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Illusionz
because the games camera is ass to work with

StonedTime
StonedTime

post in this thread yesterday
come back 24 hours later and see a (You)

dead game

farquit
farquit

LucyMae is a shitter again.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Why are they so jittery, does such minor movement really help prevent getting headshotted?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@VisualMaster
Yes

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

BASED FUCKING EVERMORE

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Evermore displaying every hilarious fuckup in the game.

FastChef
FastChef

GOOKS GONNA WIN AGAIN

happy_sad
happy_sad

deciding who to partner evermore with
one other person who loves to cheese as much as him
pairs them together
evermore and juan are #1

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

EVERMORE DEAD, NOOOOOOOOO

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

THE GOOK SHALL RISE AGAIN

girlDog
girlDog

suck so hard cant hold high ground with circle
wew

DeathDog
DeathDog

4 players
1 helmet

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

wew lad, that match throw

Lunatick
Lunatick

TURK TURK TURK TURK TURK TURK TURK TURK TURK

OPEN BOB

TR TR TR TR TR TR TR

ALLAHU AKBAR

massdebater
massdebater

the sound effects in the stream sound so much butter than mine do, what gives

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Illusionz
because they don't hire people that know video games or PUBG specifically. They hire 'tech' employees who will basically work for free.

Because people with 'video game experience' are basically seen as children with no work experience to the suits who are milking this shit for money

FastChef
FastChef

finally won my first game lads!

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

search for pubg general
go there for the first time expecting the cockroaches spam
thread is dead
so much for muh esports

TreeEater
TreeEater

what the fuck is wrong with the turks honeslty
they are still spamming

Firespawn
Firespawn

@StrangeWizard
Honestly I expected the same its a shock to not see my countrymen going ballistic here. The interview was pure hubris tho.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@FastChef
2 kills
You should sign up to a tournament or something

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@FastChef
RUR

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@CouchChiller
Evermore averaged 1.33 yesterday and he won

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Booteefool
I'm actually down with sandstorms, they could add another dynamic to the game. You can run through the storm while being shot at and escape attackers, or use it as cover to get into the circle.
Of course, there's nothing stopping anyone else from doing the same thing, which could lead to hilarious situations of players stumbling upon each other in the middle of a storm.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@TreeEater
They feel like themselves have won , thats how our society functions. Everything is a national issue/problem or whatever you want to call it.

FastChef
FastChef

For future tournaments tthey need to add tournament rules and put more emphasis on kills rather than winning if they want to make this shit enjoyable to watch

Evilember
Evilember

@New_Cliche
hilarious situation of 20 players camping backs to the blue inside a sandstorm in a mini circle lategame

Firespawn
Firespawn

be gook
sit out of blue all day
drive into blue at last minute
jump around in water

who invited these gook fucks?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Firespawn
They're gonna win, you realize?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Firespawn
that based gook won $15k yesterday

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

how disappointed are you

Inmate
Inmate

@Firespawn

Mate, Didn't MrGrimmz win like 50k in a H1 tournament from sitting in the gas the whole game with only kits and bandages.
At least Evermore got 2 kills

hairygrape
hairygrape

this fuckin Cameron guy... ffs. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING

FastChef
FastChef

@Firespawn
they are alpha testing a shit game for the devs and get good money for it in front of thousands of people

blame the devs not the slant eye winner

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Firespawn
We're smarter than you Wh*te pig.

likme
likme

"TPP is better because it allows me to see everything" -- Professional PUBG Player, 2017

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@FastChef
Just doubling or tripling the points for kills would do the job.

eGremlin
eGremlin

lol Clown9 mad as fuck he is stuck in a thirdperson shooter cause he s not good enought for first person and couldnt make it into the CSGO team

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

TSM are /ourguys/

Skullbone
Skullbone

clown 9 fags are drugged up on adderall

nice esport

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

TSM is never our guys
if anyone they are reddit's

askme
askme

@eGremlin
C9 are a joke in CS kiddo

PUBG is also bigger at this point

iluvmen
iluvmen

@eGremlin
2017
CSGO
k e k
E
K

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@likme
It's better because you have to think about strategic positioning, and you win off of that.

FPP is just mindless running around and hoping you have better aim than the guy you meet.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Garbage Can Lid
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRREEEAAAK

idontknow
idontknow

@Poker_Star

see guy around trees and walls
he can't see you
harder game

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@likme
First person cucks everybody

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TreeEater
We're a society composed of insecure, very easy to rile up losers that still has wet dreams about conquering the world through sheer force. Literally every competitive thing is seen as a battlefield to assert dominance on.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

pansy
/csgog/ here
I'm so sorry boys.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@haveahappyday
kys

break and viss are 100% /ourguys/

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Poker_Star
strategic positioning
sitting on a rooftop for 20 minutes hoping for RNG circle luck
round 1 was literally why 3PP is terrible. it was literally entirely dicated by RNG.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

turks spamming every channel with shit in turkish

jesus christ is this what hypernationalism looks like?

FastChef
FastChef

@Poker_Star
Yeah, in FPP positioning is totally irrelevant! Just run at your opponents, out-aim them and it's an easy win

farquit
farquit

@askme
just lets you know how much of joke clown9pubg guys are.
@Poker_Star
you mean like being more skilled than the other guy, making sure you are intelligent in your positioning instead of hiding in a bucket cause you are thrid person...

happy_sad
happy_sad

@eGremlin

people still play that game?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Deadlyinx
yes
USA USA USA

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Spazyfool
Shes not bad desu, but shes a 1pp cuck :(

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Deadlyinx
I miss 2000s internet when non-whites were rare.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Deadlyinx
Turkroaches are literally Orcs led by Erdogan.
I hope you're an amerifat and never have to play with them. You think Niggers are bad but you haven't met Arabs yet.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@happy_sad
They aren't arabs though, they're turks.

girlDog
girlDog

Grimmmz would literally solo sweep this field of shitters.

likme
likme

So how the fuck do I know when the next game is? Am I just supposed to watch the stream all the time, in case a game starts?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@girlDog
Go back to twitch Grimmz.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@happy_sad
t*rks are arabs

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@VisualMaster
then why do they behave and look like arabs?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@likme
yes

welcome to esports

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

it is a mystery

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@FastChef
@CouchChiller
Suggestion THAT WILL FIX EVERYTHING.

Circle jumps depends on the number of kills. People with more kills drag circle on them. If someone had large kills spread say +5 kills ( exact number needs testing) circle always touches their position, if someone has such status there goes "we have king of the hill" game wide announcement without naming player to others. Players can voluntary turn off dragging circle on them for every jump. Last circle jumps should be faster and more dangerous.

So players will have to competing strategies. Not risking and avoid fights like we have now but be screwed in late game. Or rack up frags earlier at the cost of possibility be killed in the process.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Garbage Can Lid
Long association.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Deadlyinx

fuck off commie

and take the sandniggers with you

5mileys
5mileys

cringe

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Boy_vs_Girl
The casters are pretty good even, but I'm getting tired of them having to talk all the time, in order to keep the stream interesting. I liked how back in the SC2 days, casters would go over replays and show cool stuff. Now we get to see no-name people talk about crap that nobody cares about.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

aimPR looks like a budget summit

Booteefool
Booteefool

@girlDog
ROFL

Grimmz is a trash little cuckboy that's why he didn't attend.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@girlDog

Grimmz go strim

Soft_member
Soft_member

Hotted with the UK teeth

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

daily reminder that chad strat improves your aim

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

this general sure is dead af

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Burnblaze
he says while playing beta person perspective

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

ITS LIVE!

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Burnblaze

3pp
chad

Chads play FPP only

Soft_member
Soft_member

@AwesomeTucker
@eGremlin
falling for the fpp meme
in a game made for tpp
oh you goyim..

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

aaand it's gone

happy_sad
happy_sad

@eGremlin
Chads played the game as it came out instead of being a whiny cuck bitch begging for another game mode to remedy your trash situational awareness.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14AUDYP9pU

w8t4u
w8t4u

still 73 alive
watching a guy lie on the floor in a building

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Stupidasole
you're underage

MPmaster
MPmaster

@happy_sad
Chads played the game as it came out instead of being a whiny cuck bitch begging for another game mode to remedy your trash situational awareness.
Yes, exactly, and as soon as a soon as a good game mode came out, they switched. Why would a chad handicap himself to give campers an advantage?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

driftor, retard of the month

happy_sad
happy_sad

@w8t4u

3pp
lie on floor
able to see out the window

nice game

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

andy playing with hotted
did he get forced into this? what the fuck?
what a fat handicap for such a great player

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

adren trying his hardest to kill his team mates
typical jew

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

allowing people to bind crouch jumping
lel

massdebater
massdebater

evermore and juan still outside the circle
mein gott

Evilember
Evilember

GOOK CHEAT BTFO

Inmate
Inmate

viss cucked
ourguy andy got this

DeathDog
DeathDog

@massdebater
dead

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

based gook's playstyle doesn't seem to be doing well in duos
lets hope he does better in the first person games

Booteefool
Booteefool

Forsen yet again going to the cuckshed

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Booteefool

train for months to camp in a cuckshed

SniperGod
SniperGod

fucking d-day all over again

StonedTime
StonedTime

swimming simulator

girlDog
girlDog

can't wait to see 99 people just sit in water after this

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

why are chinks all such cheats?

TechHater
TechHater

imagine no esports or shitty competitive gayming
everyone would just play for fun and not do some gay ass shit

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@StonedTime
e s p o r t s r e a d y

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Stop swimming

farquit
farquit

all those people in the water

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Which round is this? Just tuned in.

cum2soon
cum2soon

i'm glad this unfinished shit is getting exposed

should have been one of the things fixed first

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

this game is fuckin retarded

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

COMPETITIVE GAMEPLAY

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

POOLS CLOSED

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

POOL'S CLOSED LADS
EVERYONE GET OUT

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

pool's closed
pansy stop browsing here wtf

King_Martha
King_Martha

tfw you suck

SniperGod
SniperGod

tourney on
servers are shitting the bed yet again
We're back to "can't load graphics without freezing/crashing the game"

@ZeroReborn
Technically you're still alive, just bleeding out. It's stupid in Solo mode but they'd have to program it not to do that and clearly there are bigger fish to fry.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

W A T E R S P O R T S

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

ninja B T F O

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Stupidasole
1:10
I don't even feel bad for laughing. That was alright

happy_sad
happy_sad

@King_Martha
the only thing you did wrong is that you didn't move and just stood there like a pole

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

why are they playing 3pp?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Sharpcharm
because the game is made for 3pp and 1pp is a meme

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Sharpcharm
Because it's how it's meant to be played don't you get it!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Emberburn
standard fps game with the usual fps elements such as positioning, camping, attacking,d efending
no no, it's meant to be TPP, it's completely different from your usual shooter

FastChef
FastChef

@TechHater
https://exhentai.org/g/985185/0cbc8c78af/

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

eu genetics

w8t4u
w8t4u

What a fucking disgusting person to look at. I'd rather masturbate to Rosie O'Donnell than watch this interview.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@AwesomeTucker
@Snarelure

this is the future of esports

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@StrangeWizard
Too bad we can't make fun of Americans because they never get interviewed...

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@VisualMaster
Well, yeah. In an FPS the environment artists wouldn't have included so many windows slightly above head level.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

What is the raffle bullshit?
There was something on the side of the screen, the chat got raffle spam, and google shows nothing.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Need_TLC
delete this

iluvmen
iluvmen

Someone can post name of grills in tournament ?
im curious

idontknow
idontknow

takes 1-3 minutes to find a 3PP game
1PP match search is nearly instant every time

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Need_TLC
LOL

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

damn I'm just tuning in. what memes did I miss?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@King_Martha
Lower your sensitivity dude.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@StrangeWizard

anybody got a picture of the ugly dude? wasn't watching

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Boy_vs_Girl
Top 20 gameplay
@AwesomeTucker

FastChef
FastChef

@Boy_vs_Girl
The "TPP is good" meme.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Boy_vs_Girl

@Snarelure
@AwesomeTucker

Bidwell
Bidwell

he really needed that chicken dinner

Soft_member
Soft_member

@SniperWish
this is photoshopped right? christ.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Communism works
forced to play shitty game to afford food
Europe

Techpill
Techpill

@PackManBrainlure
It's a twitch meme of people spamming raffle pretending they're entering something to get people to fall for it. If there was a raffle, they advertise it on stream constantly

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@StrangeWizard
NA genetics

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Techpill
But there was something on the stream in a little box on the right side

Booteefool
Booteefool

Smak and Viss not getting shit done

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@w8t4u
Uhm, that's capitalism, not communism. In communism you get food no matter how badly you do your job

Evilember
Evilember

Does this tournament have any FPP matches or is it just TPP?
TPP is just so boring with how abuseable it is, especially by skilled players.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Fuzzy_Logic
Screen cap it

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Soft_member
Nope. That's a thing that happened. They really should have waited until this shit got released before holding a tournament.

@Evilember
FPP duos tomorrow.

takes2long
takes2long

@Evilember
Tomorrow is FPP I think.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@lostmypassword

in communism you get food

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Booteefool
TPP is literally 95% luck lad

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Evilember
Tomorrow is FPP duos, that's the only FPP event

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@SomethingNew
FPP duos
Nice

takes2long
takes2long

@SomethingNew
@takes2long
@Fuzzy_Logic
Thanks

Flameblow
Flameblow

m-muh esborts

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

how do I git gud?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@iluvmen
There's a url

RavySnake
RavySnake

@lostmypassword
In communism you get food no matter how badly you do your job
Is that what they teach in community college these days
No wonder leftists are this utterly retarded

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@lostmypassword
Practice, staying cool, and planning ahead

Lunatick
Lunatick

@RavySnake
Community college is still better than no education at all, redneck

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Evil_kitten
Yes, but i asked before i remember their stream was also on youtube. Couldn't rewind the twitch stream

MPmaster
MPmaster

Fucking leprechauns

Emberfire
Emberfire

@lostmypassword
Be observant, don't panic, and have a plan
Also apartment buildings in the big cities have shit loot tables

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Lunatick
no education is better than disinfo education
ok retard

FastChef
FastChef

@GoogleCat
@Lunatick
@RavySnake
@lostmypassword
@w8t4u

Just fuck already.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Lunatick

non-STEM degrees don't count commie

I wipe my ass with your liberal arts degree

no wonder you want free gibsmedats from a commie government

you can't land a job with your shit degree

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Deadlyinx
I did say if it was a real raffle, they'd advertise it on stream. So I wasn't sure if you were referring to the spam or what.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

method doing something other than wow
lel

FastChef
FastChef

@hairygrape
Shouldn't you be posting on r/thedonald right now?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Nude_Bikergirl
Well, you said they'd advertise it constantly, so since i've only seen it once and never heard them mention it, i wasn't sure what was going on.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

even during the 1 minute preparation, evermore hangs around the water

RumChicken
RumChicken

@lostmypassword
In communism you get food no matter how badly you do your job

Except when there isn't any food, then only the great leader gets to eat steak and potatoes. Also that's a pretty good incentive not to do your job properly.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Flameblow
It's been posted between ever game, it seems, that's about as frequent as you can get without distracting from the game

Illusionz
Illusionz

@RumChicken

commie leaders were the biggest retards in history

I guess that's what you get when you put dumbass factory workers in charge of running a nation

Flameblow
Flameblow

@lostmypassword
Think about your approach. When forced to run across open terrain, keep constant awareness of your surroundings. If you're being fired upon unexpectedly while in open terrain, don't panic, and don't just fire blindly into the distance. Get low, stay low, and take in your surroundings. Sometimes that little bit of height difference will break visual contact, and even if it doesn't you were probably fucked anyways.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Snarelure
@AwesomeTucker
@Playboyize
This is just pathetic.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

There a hotkey for waypointing what your reticule's on or something? I've seen markers put down a couple times without a map, I think.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

grenades

likme
likme

Muselk still in fucking primorsk

Nojokur
Nojokur

ESPORTS

viagrandad
viagrandad

@iluvmen
competitive esport

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Every shot is exactly at the same spot
With M16 single fire
Do they just not care about blatant cheating?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@King_Martha
See @SniperGod
Your mouse is just jumping all over the damn place. Number 1 reason people suck as bad as you is because their sens is crazy high and they don't even realize it.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Is Stylishnoob doing a pacifist run?

idontknow
idontknow

Nice bandages, fag.

Techpill
Techpill

@RumChicken
The JSDF is an army of peace.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

this fucking guy handling the camera

Inmate
Inmate

literally "get lucky with the building, get top 3"
based TPP

Methnerd
Methnerd

Is PUBG the only legit esports game out there? I think it's easy to watch even for a person who has never heard about it before.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Methnerd
sometimes

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Methnerd
I watch Dota 2 and CSGO tournaments

idontknow
idontknow

@Methnerd
Fightan games. Just 2 dudes punching each other.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Methnerd
TI would be the best there is easily

Methshot
Methshot

Anybody can jump in and play

Not without a decently powerful PC

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Methnerd
Starcraft

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

friend is an overlooter
constantly running from house to house until fully kitted
dies at every gunfight that isn't a match start clusterfuck
S...sure we can queue again

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Methshot
Seriously, I have a 4770k/290x and I get 40-80 fps on very low depending on the location and how busy it is

massdebater
massdebater

@Illusionz
@Fried_Sushi
But I don't think a new person would understand those games right away, PUBG is basically hunger games. I don't play PUBG I just started watching a few streams

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Boy_vs_Girl
All of the IRL friends that I play with have been top 500 solos players :^)

StonedTime
StonedTime

@massdebater
CSGO is pretty straight forward. You shoot people in the head, there's some advance stuff like money management and grenade usage but they're usually explained every now and then but they aren't even that complex. You're right on Dota 2, there's a lot of small mechanics you need to know to appreciate a 'good play'. The International and Major tournaments usually have a new player stream that has overlays that feed you information though.

Soft_member
Soft_member

A golden spray-painted pan for a trophy

askme
askme

@Methnerd
easy to watch
easy to play

if they improve this spectator mode and make the camera-man not retarded it will become the next game to go.

also, who the fck won 3pp? i sawy TSM win last game and they... lost?

Techpill
Techpill

t*rks

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Boy_vs_Girl
Dumb his useless ass and go play alone

Solo ladder is more respactable anyway

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@askme
You play three games, you have to do well in all three games. They probably died early in one of them and it cost them placement

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

dat trophy

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Techpill
Just like cockroaches

They are disgusting and everywhere

Methshot
Methshot

@Boy_vs_Girl
I used to farm before venturing out. It makes dying so much more disappointing. I get "enough" gear and immediately fuck off now. Game is much less stressing for that alone. Not to mention, the time advantage for it too

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@New_Cliche
look guys, we know the memes too xdd

farquit
farquit

@Boy_vs_Girl
I used to play squads with a girl who would loot while we were in a firefight, it would be 3v4 and she would be looting away. I stopped playing with her, you should too. Or at least play FPP, I consider it practice mode or care-free mode since stats aren't recorded anyways

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

reminder that this is what people see when you think you're being slick

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Soft_member
@New_Cliche
not an actual chicken dinner
What a shame

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Deadlyinx
Good thing i never prone unless I'm trying to hide and heal or in late game grass

StonedTime
StonedTime

is there 1 game left? or have all of them been played

SniperWish
SniperWish

wtf why and how did C9 get ranked 2nd? They were third, just like the third person they can only play

Illusionz
Illusionz

If you cooked food in those pans, would you die?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Illusionz
It would be extremely metallic

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Illusionz
Only for those who are small or medium sized in stature.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Methshot

Farming for full loot is a newb trap. High risk due to moving around, being in the open in high traffic areas (buildings), and you spend more time in menus than practicing using your good loot.

In solo I just loot until I have any main weapon then setup a spot watching over buildings between high player count areas & the safe zone. Get a few picks, graciously take the loot they collected & brought to you, keep moving towards the safe zone, repeat until you're kitted out.

Usually this results in top 10 with 5+ kills or dying early. Let's you practice stealth, positioning, gunplay, moving unseen, and spotting enemies. Plus it's fun to shoot people instead of living in the inventory screen...

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

gamers have no fashion se-

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@TurtleCat
@TurtleCat
but not even third? damn.
idk who any of these guys are but free money tho.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@LuckyDusty
C9 guys are alpha

look at those beta cucks to their left

eGremlin
eGremlin

tfw manlet

likme
likme

@LuckyDusty
Thanks mr skeltal

Supergrass
Supergrass

@eGremlin

GET OFF MY SHOULDER

viagrandad
viagrandad

@RumChicken
You're a big guy

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@LuckyDusty
Guy1's skin tone
Guy2's shoes
Guy3's height
Guy4's clothes
Guy5's hair and posture
Guy6's bulk
Between the six of them, they can almost make a socially presentable person

FastChef
FastChef

@LuckyDusty
Your screenshot confirms the statement

DeathDog
DeathDog

@eGremlin
I make fun of manlets as much as the next guy but that is fucked up

Nojokur
Nojokur

there are many ways to hold a pan

Emberfire
Emberfire

@cum2soon
tfw telling your squadmates that F was the honk button while in a moving car actually works

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Nojokur
manlet does it the right way
always ready to pan some fucker in the face, even when the match is over
he's mentally in it

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Nojokur
@eGremlin
when you win and still everyone is laughing at you

Being a manlet is suffering

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Nojokur
winning team is literally the virgin and chad

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@eGremlin

at bar, make a joke about it being so packed I'll have to snake by arm through 4 peoples elbows to get my drink
some manlet turns around and goes off about never resting your arm on a short person's shoulder for 5 minutes
stand there confused as the manlet pours out his insecurity for all to see

When will they learn?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Nojokur
From Left to Right:

Duo 1: Total bros. The way they look at eachothers seems to hint at a bromance.

Duo 2: Big brother and little brother. Little brother being very happy while big brother seems to cringe at how he act.

Duo 3: The antisocial friends. Bothe very antisocial and only got to know each other by accident. Play together a lot but in public they are very shy and don't talk much.

Techpill
Techpill

@WebTool
implying your greedy ass would not fall for it
4 out of 4 btw

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Skullbone
and who's the chad? the manlet?
manlet detected

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@eGremlin
did u win?
@farquit
playing against prisioners and abbos is hard

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

when the only headshots you get are complete luck

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

drive car into warehouse
run a person over and leave the car
get out, then start hearing the car revving up
some fucker is trying to drive deeper into the warehouse instead of backing up, kill him
then another person just happens to be in the formerly empty warehouse, kill them as well

Cars are retard magnets

RumChicken
RumChicken

@LuckyDusty
out of 6 only 1 (one) isn't showing autistic tendencies

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Methnerd
I think you're right that's it's easy from the viewer's perspective, as it's a very easy concept, literally just throw some guys on an island and the last one alive wins.
But when there's 100 players running around a single map, it's hard to focus, which is what a cameraperson/caster needs in a tournament. I'm sure 4 squad tournaments and war could change this but for duos and solo? nah.

TechHater
TechHater

@Soft_member
game made for tpp
this is how you spot retards

Snarelure
Snarelure

@LuckyDusty
4 > 2 > 1 > 3 > 5 = 6

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@TechHater
it's closer to gta then csgo

DeathDog
DeathDog

@CodeBuns
this means basically nothing in terms of game design

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Nojokur
why aren't they holding it by the handle ?????????
why do most of them look so autistic when they just won a tournament ??????????????????????

idontknow
idontknow

@CodeBuns
GTA is made around solo play.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@idontknow
Now if only they'd release some fucking singleplayer DLC for GTA V.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@TechHater

third person mode makes active searching completely meaningless because you can just sit in a bush or prone outside a window and completely scope a place out without putting yourself in any danger.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I am so mad after this
https://streamable.com/1ry1e

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@TurtleCat
now that's some quality bullshit, that even made me mad

cum2soon
cum2soon

@TurtleCat
Shit, my condolences. You played that about as well as you could there

FastChef
FastChef

@Stupidasole
I don't want to say it. I don't wanna fucking say it.
.
.
ESPORTS READY

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@TurtleCat
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?????

In all seriousness I'd have flipped my shit.

Inmate
Inmate

@LuckyDusty
/fa/thread/12705216#p12705216

Booteefool
Booteefool

@TurtleCat
just aim 4 the head bro

idontknow
idontknow

@TurtleCat
That actually physically hurts me.

Also migrate
/vg/thread/187104647#p187104647

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Carnalpleasure
not even bothering to hold right click
true hipfirers should be routinely [spoilers]respected[/spoilers]

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@TurtleCat
WAIT
IS THIS THE /OSG/ ARMAA

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