/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood General

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Current Events
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Patch 4.06a Notes
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/2b058731112d9859b50789e65fcc86e77977f3e5

Patch Note Log
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/patchnote_log/

Job Guide
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/jobguide/battle/

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Thread: /vg/thread/189113196#p189113196

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http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/patchnote_log/
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/jobguide/battle/
https://pastebin.com/raw/7s1Q7YkY
https://twitter.com/FinalAntiFaXIV
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/linkshell/
Need_TLC
Need_TLC

i dont know where to post reeeeeeeee

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Need_TLC
Non-avatarshit threads > avatarshit threads

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Need_TLC
Lets talk about video games and friends!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Harmless_Venom
Eh I don't mind either but honestly making a thread at 701 posts seems a bit ridiculous

likme
likme

I wanna fuck Yotsuyu.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

hey

SniperGod
SniperGod

@lostmypassword
What I wouldn't give for a rapier that looked like an actual fucking rapier, not an arm-thick pole of iron or someone's ornate bedpost you stole from somewhere.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@lostmypassword
why tos turned out to be such a shitpile

FastChef
FastChef

@JunkTop
COMBAT UPDATE NEXT MONTH

whereismyname
whereismyname

@JunkTop
Koreans, that's all

Emberburn
Emberburn

looking for xaela in ninja af3 with black/blue hair

likme
likme

Someone give me a verbal push to actually get in there and start tanking again. I've got serious tanxiety, having been away for over a year and dreading finding out if I've become total shit since then.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@likme
stop being a beta who gets nervous about this easy ass video game

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Sir_Gallonhead
I think you need some practice with this "encouragement" thing

takes2long
takes2long

seto stops coming here
chemo posting dies
Hmm

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@StrangeWizard
they said verbal push. if they wanted it to be sugar coated, they should have posted on reddit or OF where they like to perpetuate being a pussy in a VIDEO GAME

StonedTime
StonedTime

White Mage feels like absolute horseshit to play, I fucking hate this class. How the fuck do people enjoy this compared to literally any other healer?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@likme
Your aggro combo and aoe aggrogen are your best friend, and anything below savage doesn't really require anything beyond "hold hate". Once you have that down, you can journey into the wonderful world of a billion [insert dps spam ability here] and maximize your damage. Don't sweat the small stuff until you're cozy, try a dungeon or something.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@takes2long
Quick gotta show seto this post now

cum2soon
cum2soon

@StonedTime
holy aero 3 holy assize holy spam in dungeons

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@likme
I literally started tanking without remembering old dungeons and scared of it being my first time tanking on a MMO and it ended going pretty nice, just do your dungeons or whatever and you will start remembering stuff along the fights, if you feel you might screw it up on a specific instance you can always just watch a short video about it

likme
likme

people once again picked this thread over a liora thread

i love this shit

Playboyize
Playboyize

xth for ada is a pure soul and needs to be protected

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Does anyone know of any good looking guns that doesn't look like a fucking canon mixed with half an animal?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Soft_member
Don't do that

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

taking advantage of it being morning time in the US just to trick people

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Nude_Bikergirl
@PurpleCharger
It's more the little stuff I kind of worry about. Should I be using Total Eclipse on trash packs to hold enmity rather than the RoH combo and switching between targets with hallowed ground and flashes inbetween? Total Eclipse has no added enmity, but as a spammable it has way more potency than laboriously hitting stuff with singletarget abilities. That sort of stuff.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@haveahappyday
Midan Metal Musketoon, the pvp revolver maybe, idk any other good ones easily available

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Playboyize
lets not get too hasty here

@TurtleCat
try it out and experiment, user. Work out how you like to play and tank via trial and error. you'll have more fun that way

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

ada can you upload your reshade preset?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@New_Cliche
how the hell do i clear a8s when nobody does it

Methnerd
Methnerd

I hate that Mids don't have this hairstyle. Cats, Roes, and Mids don't have it. I understand why the cats don't have it, with their ears and all, but Mids should really have it. I don't care about Roes but if the lizards can have they should have it as well. I know some people don't like it, but I do. I think it could be one of the better Mid hairstyles.

And mids could really benefit from some better facial hair options as well. Like, how about something other than that gross dirt stash.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Raving_Cute
Try PFing it or asking your FC

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

does ada take it up the rear or do they top only this is an important question

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Emberburn
pf it
retards kill robots early
retards fuck up legislation
nobody knows how to do it

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Gigastrength
I don't use reshade unless i have to, it not being baked into the ingame screenshot function turns me off it sooo hard. Bright 3 plus type 1 lighting a best.

@AwesomeTucker
whynotboth.jpg

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

i love seto

massdebater
massdebater

@happy_sad
I did it with my FC once and people just don't take it seriously so it turns into a shitfest, unfortunate

TreeEater
TreeEater

i love zettai

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

i love felix

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Burnblaze
@TreeEater
and i hate myself

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

post dumb catboys played by dumb catboys

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Raving_Cute
@happy_sad
a8s
Just wait for level 80 when you can just bullshit your way through second intermission and kill Winged Justice in 10 seconds.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Raving_Cute
yeah i'll just wait another 2 years to finally do some dead content that should be easy to do now

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

How do i get good at ERP without ERPing?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@likme
Who doesn't?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@TreeEater
@Burnblaze
i love stratos

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@PackManBrainlure
pump more midlanders!

5mileys
5mileys

almost there

Emberfire
Emberfire

@likme
play dps

girlDog
girlDog

This world needs more Roe and Elezen

cum2soon
cum2soon

@girlDog
tfw female elezen tank
I don't think I've seen a single other one in-game.

Methshot
Methshot

@cum2soon
tfw female elezen but hate tanking

Emberfire
Emberfire

Marsy???

Firespawn
Firespawn

raiding with your significant other

l m a o

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Firespawn
only causes drama

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Firespawn
joining a group with a couple
might as well take bets on how long it'll take until it disbands

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Raving_Cute
kill it 2 years ago lol

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Raving_Cute
have you tried asking your friends

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

What gear combinations can I use to make my character look like this?

One person said Glade top and another said check lvl 1 crafted/glamour gear on market board.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@PackManBrainlure
Read erp logs. And erotica. Or find someone you like and practice with them. That last one is the comfiest

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Emberfire
hi

Illusionz
Illusionz

@VisualMaster
i'm not stratos that sucks futa dicks in exchange of loot

Snarelure
Snarelure

@VisualMaster
my friends have all quit

also this@Illusionz

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

anyone wanna do doma castle on chaos

please

happy_sad
happy_sad

@PackManBrainlure
i'm getting stockholm syndrome and i'm starting to get extremely firm erections from the way middies look so worried

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Illusionz
@Snarelure
i see

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@whereismyname
I actually used to do that with someone i played with in another game, we were both pretty akward at writing stuff but even then we were getting better at it steadily i miss them

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Illusionz
what? and here I have been doing it for free all along!

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Stupidasole
Go look on the marketboard, gear vendors, and on sites like eorzea collection and xivdb

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Stark_Naked
name/server

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Stark_Naked
post pf and password

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Harmless_Venom
idk why that matters but odin

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Spamalot
hi

TechHater
TechHater

@BlogWobbles
m.s. 2222

Supergrass
Supergrass

@TechHater
phil

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Supergrass
yes hello

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@hairygrape
mebe i can get succ this time.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

40 million for a small LB plot on Balmung
I'm debating just RMTing my gil, I'm sure I will get 90ked/2002ed and sit in a queue on housing day and any that are relinquished by people buying Kugane houses will be gone in 10 minutes.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@BunnyJinx
there was another time?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Supergrass
phil "mental breakdown" cleave
bullet dodged

Skullbone
Skullbone

Hi /xivg/,
I was here last week saying I want to replay this game because of a Netflix show.
So I'm currently lvl28 solely by doing main quests. Are there any quest I should pick up now (such as the chocobo quest) or is it better to pick em up later as soon as I hit 70?

Thanks for reading my blog!

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Skullbone
Get the chocobo, don't bother with side quests (unless they unlock something), do the msq and class/job quests only

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@whereismyname
hi

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Skullbone
main story quests, and blue quests like these for dungeons and important stuff. yellow for filler/catch up/other jobs

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TurtleCat
Should I keep up with my job quests, or can I grind em out later when I hit 70. I just want to see the two expansions first.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Bidwell
Do you erp?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Post initials of someone you want to do lewd things with!
Hard mode: include race and gender

DeathDog
DeathDog

@happy_sad
so YOU'RE the reason I feel so damn worried all the time..

@Poker_Star
Can't you just RMT your gil after housing comes out in case you manage to get a house? Housing prices should go up, gil might be worth more

@JunkTop
Job Quests give you abilities at 60 and 70, so it's good to do them eventually, before 70 so you don't have hours of backlog

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Garbage Can Lid
Y.P
K.S

TechHater
TechHater

@DeathDog
damn, you're cringe

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Garbage Can Lid
M. S.
Raen Female

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Garbage Can Lid
S.T
Miqote F

TechHater
TechHater

How do you find the motivation to keep playing? I perform worse than a lot of new players even though I've put a lot of time in. I end up sticking to gathering and fucking around in the gold saucer because it's embarrassing being so low-skill

Inmate
Inmate

@TechHater
ERP

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Garbage Can Lid
M.A
Au'ra

WebTool
WebTool

@TechHater
You haven't seen anything yet, I have a lot of cringe to go around

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@DeathDog
Thanks

SniperWish
SniperWish

@DeathDog
4 million gil (for a small plot) is like an extra $50-$70, but I could wait. I was hoping that people would be desperate to relinquish before the patch and that prices would go down, but I guess people haven't had anything big to spend money on in so long that it's just been stacking up and stacking up and now they are offering 30-40m for shit tier small plots.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@DeathDog
worried middie faces

Not him, but Jesus it's simultaneously hilarious, cute and concerning.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@TechHater
As depressing as it may be @Inmate
is partially right, but just normal RP is the ultimate casual thing to do and requires no video game skills. Or just making friends to hang out and play with who don't care how well you do.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@SniperWish
I think you should wait, the balmung prices for buying gil is a lot but selling it to websites that buy isn't so much. Plus, I'm sure if you try you should be able to snatch a house in at least Goblet.

@TalkBomber
I admit I notice now that sometimes it looks a bit funny, but I've always liked it and didn't really notice until a year into playing when multiple people started pointing it out

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Stupidasole
I think the best you are gonna do is something like this.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I got miner and archer retainer, what should i set the next one as?

massdebater
massdebater

PHIL IS MINE

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Why is this general so shit?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Dreamworx
go all combat jobs, most gathering materials are easy as fuck to get in mass. shit like meat and leather however suck fucking dick to farm on your own

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@King_Martha
you suck more catboydicks than a vacuum cleaner sucks dust

Snarelure
Snarelure

@BunnyJinx
Not really, why?
@Illusionz
@massdebater
I see..
@lostmypassword
It's better if you don't take everything so seriously

likme
likme

Who wanna help me with my cummies?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Lord_Tryzalot
wtf, I've not sucked any catboydicks

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Evilember
Phils lizard is good I would love to fap to a nude album

girlDog
girlDog

post cringe i need cringe
https://twitter.com/FinalAntiFaXIV

idontknow
idontknow

@Garbage Can Lid
S. L
Miqo'te M

StonedTime
StonedTime

What Gatherers/ Crafters should I max?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

healing in ex
this awful healing isn't doing anything
I'm counted for 80% of the heals main/off tank and the group
tell the guy to heal the main tank because I got trapped in the rocks
"liked you heal him any other time"

I thought pubs being bad was a joke since I had good luck with them so far.
I cleared all the SB's primals last night and had 10 perfect runs with susano ex.

Are static groups any better? I've avoided trying to do static for the longest since I've only heard horror stories about groups getting into fights for nonsense.

massdebater
massdebater

*avatarfags without contributing anything to the game discussion only to complain*
why are things to grim here, my dudes

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Poker_Star
I sell small plots on Shiva for 10-15m. Balmung is inflation fetish.
@DeathDog
so YOU'RE the reason I feel so damn worried all the time..
Stop looking like that and i'll stop taking creepshots of you.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Garbage Can Lid
MM
Lalafell F

girlDog
girlDog

@RavySnake
Thank you but I don't have one

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@LuckyDusty
I want to marry you irl, where do you live

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Fuzzy_Logic
They are much better once you find a decent group, there are plenty of statics that are full of trash players. You won't just find a good one off the bat, you will have to put some time into it and probably play with some shitters for a bit. When there is a new ex primal that's a good time to look for one, PF it a lot and do well and it's an easy way to meet people to do content with.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@StonedTime
All of them.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@PackManBrainlure
in the walls

massdebater
massdebater

Phil back to samefagging.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Garbage Can Lid
L.S.
female miqo'te

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Ascians want to kill the Warrior of Light
Lahabrea could do this at the beginning of ARR
summons a giant Miteling to fight you instead
Ascians continually pop up in groups to talk about how they'll get you eventually
leave without fighting
eventually Warrior of Light loses the power of light
Ioegwryhm, or whatever the fuck her name is, catches the Warrior of Light in a paralysis beam
is aware s/he has lost the power of light and killed Nabriales
lets him go despite this
THEN Lahabrea and Ioegwryhm, or whatever her name is, team up to kill you after you get your powers back

Are these guys retarded? There were, like, fifteen moments they could've killed the MC easily.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@girlDog
Do you ever do lewd stuff?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Stupidasole
@Crazy_Nice
Thanks!

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Emberfire
They sell on Gilgamesh for 15m sometimes, Balmung is double that. There was one desperate fuck trying to sell a Goblet plot on Balmung for 25m last week, it was that one all by itself that only borders large plot and is miles from the mb/tele. I hope there is a huge meltdown about housing on their forums when the patch happens.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Garbage Can Lid
UN
Miqo'te F

DeathDog
DeathDog

@massdebater
I want to hold Phil's head down and ___ in his mouth!

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Stupidasole
dressing like Tiz instead of best boy Yew

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@massdebater
He probably isn't but just one of his new jerk buddies that post it for him.

Skullbone
Skullbone

oh phil why don't you ever notice me

5mileys
5mileys

@Nojokur
Yew
best boy

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@5mileys
Yew
not best boy

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Boy_vs_Girl
Pihl is pure and he never does lewds with anyone fyi

farquit
farquit

@StonedTime
who doesn't
@Skullbone
hi

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Stupidasole
Glade top is also gud. Some of your choices depend on the class you use it on.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Post cats meant for petting!

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Boy_vs_Girl
Do not attack Neko's relationships, Seto.

@haveahappyday
catposting is overrated

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@ZeroReborn
what happened to it?

eGremlin
eGremlin

Nobody falls for your friendly facade anymore, Acat.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@ZeroReborn
catposting is the best type of posting that happens in these threads

WebTool
WebTool

@ZeroReborn
Seto doesnt care about him why would he be posting

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@DeathDog
don't be vague
@Sir_Gallonhead
yeah haha

massdebater
massdebater

@askme
holy shit what a cutie

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

On the off chance that you read this thread, thank you to the three people who joined my Brayflox in progress when everybody else left at the beginning. You're all pretty great.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Why are you posting in this thread? My thread was made earlier o_o)'

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@BlogWobbles
They actually are retarded. The only one even remotely intelligent is the white robe, and he is probably on the Autism Spectrum

King_Martha
King_Martha

@DeathDog
Excuse me Seto is my girlfriend ((male)female))

Lunatick
Lunatick

@CouchChiller
Of course not. That would be Ringabel and the Alternises.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Be F'wha
Can't parse #1 even in full BiS gear getting three solo balances while calling other groups "full of shit because they're gear carried"
Be Abe
Parse #1 without a genji weapon and being a few pieces shy of BiS

Why does Fwha try?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@lostmypassword
what classes
also
who

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

How the fuck do you kill healers in the Feast? I'm convinced they are practically immortal if your other DPS and the tank arent all focusing them down

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@PackManBrainlure
Did you know SCH gets a lustrate every time they broil?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Hi

w8t4u
w8t4u

@PackManBrainlure
healers are nigh unkillable
stunning or silencing them out of a heal is a total crapshoot and they get 10 seconds of immunity after
SE decides the only healing reduction debuff in the game needs to be nerfed to absolute uselessness and healer HP buffed even more
PvP is fun

w8t4u
w8t4u

@GoogleCat
what pants are those and can you take them off?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@farquit
You wanna do the thing on alts? I could use the cummies

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@w8t4u
Falconer's bottoms

iluvmen
iluvmen

@PackManBrainlure
they changed it so you need both dps to kill someone to avoid having one dps carry

Soft_member
Soft_member

@PackManBrainlure
@w8t4u
Would you rather healers not be able to stay alive for 5 seconds?

Methshot
Methshot

@w8t4u
*Cure IIs your path*

eGremlin
eGremlin

@GoogleCat
no one but cats can wear cute halter tops
It's not fair.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Lord_Tryzalot
owo hanna

Techpill
Techpill

@Soft_member
it needs to be one extreme or the other
How about give tanks more protection options for allies?
Not that I have any specific ideas but as an example I liked Warhammer's guard system that made it difficult to simply focus a healer down because on top of a healer intelligently positioning himself, a nearby tank could split the damage with him.

farquit
farquit

I'm mature.

@w8t4u

Best way to enjoy PVP is to just not give too much of a shit

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Techpill
it needs to be one extreme or the other
Yes. It does because PvP abilities are limited at the moment and we're unlikely to see more of them for a very long time.
Healers either need to actually be able to survive a DPS focusing them or they'll die every time a DPS can burst them down. It's not like all healers have options to stop someone from harassing them.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Is there any point to playing a tank in PvP, apart from maybe PLD? I play mainly SCH and NIN, but I have a DRK leveled to 65 as well for reasons. If no one locks in a tank, should I even bother or just stick to SCH or NIN, because I'm a lot better with those two.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

POST PHIL NOW

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Evil_kitten
DRK is the best tank in PvP

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Carnalpleasure
Phil

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Carnalpleasure
@haveahappyday
who is this phil person anyway

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

people wearing the hempen set

Why must the au ra version be so fucking shit

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Techpill
This would work if SE hadn't, in their brilliant wisdom, decided to take away the most useful thing to coordinating with your team, which is absolutely critical in 4v4.

rip chat 2013-2017

@VisualMaster
It's cute in its own ways. You still have stuff like taffeta, gryphonskin breastguard, etc.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@StrangeWizard
Man did you even read the rest of my post
There are certainly other ways to have decent ealer survivability than simply making them functionally immune to death unless an entire party is piling on one who is alone.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@CouchChiller
literal who

5mileys
5mileys

stay away from my phil

massdebater
massdebater

@Ignoramus
Did YOU read my post? Your suggestion was to add more skills to tanks.
Read the first line of my post again.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@VisualMaster
the shorts are cute

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Dreamworx
it is by FAR the worst version of the hempen gear, just like their starting gear is the worst, well, for females at least.

FastChef
FastChef

@JunkTop
starting gear
I don't see how this should matter. Just run to Mor Dhona after you make your erp alt, or bribe your first succ client with an extra round to have them take you there.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Garbage Can Lid
That's a shame.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@massdebater
Why exactly is more pvp skills out of the question? You pulled that out of your ass. They're not incapable of even tweaking how abilities work for PvP. We had tons of PvP exclusive abilities that were cropped out for the current system. It is not totally unthinkable to have Rampart changed to Rampart: "splits damage between you and a target for the duration" or something like that.

Methshot
Methshot

@VisualMaster
It's not that horrible, you can definitely work it into caster and healer glams if you're smart about it, and it's easily more comfy looking than cat's set in my opinion.

Evilember
Evilember

/vg/thread/189077110#p189108509

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Raving_Cute
best bard, machinist, and aura you shit lord

w8t4u
w8t4u

it's another episode of bronzies complaining about pvp based on their shit tier experiences
cannot blame you since you never will get to play in full diamond matches

Playboyize
Playboyize

@CouchChiller
so he is perfect in every way?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@CouchChiller
best at twitter meltdowns too

viagrandad
viagrandad

@w8t4u
I'm so bad that I don't even attempt it

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Methshot
its not about looking comfy, it is about looking good

SniperWish
SniperWish

(You)

For the effort.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@VisualMaster
becasue it panders to the ERP clientele
wanted your hepen gear to match your subheratige? too bad have some whore clothes with undyeable brown straps and thread. enjoy

Illusionz
Illusionz

@RavySnake
The dev team is not going to spend time balancing and possibly animating new skills just for PvP, dude.
At best new skills would take months to be implemented, but likely PvP won't see major changes for at least a year
What exactly could you tweak on WAR to give them what you suggested?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Anyone for PotD on aether? Probably running until I feel in danger of dozing off from boredom

CG 3333, will start 10 min from this post.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

holy shit

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Methshot
its literal maternity nightwear
like its starting racial ear is a literal burlap sack with straps

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Ignoramus
pfft that's nothing, it's fun when you camp the base the entire game with the enemy at 0

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@JunkTop
stop lying

Methnerd
Methnerd

@lostmypassword
I think it looks fine on my EB

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Fried_Sushi
someone will post it

im sure someone saved it

Flameblow
Flameblow

You guys do know hempen stuff is underwear, right?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Flameblow
try to convince sluts that it is

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@JunkTop
why does everyone here act like only idiots overreact sometimes

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Methnerd
we are just gonna have to agree to disagree, i think it is abysmal

Illusionz
Illusionz

@ZeroReborn
phil...

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Illusionz
They are still making balance changes to PvP, the last patch wasn't even that long ago. DRKs had to go through an entire combo for a meager 20% HR debuff, now it's 10%.
I don't have WAR leveled but as far as simple tweaks, I think tanks in general could use something in their toolkit to actually provide a defensive role to allies outside of their LB. More abilities like Blackest Night, or hell Provoke could cause a damage penalty for attacking targets other than the tank. And if the dev team is really lazy they could simply be existing or previously existing abilities changed for pvp for the sake of animation.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Fuzzy_Logic

Alright, let me be more specific. Can you win in PvP without a tank?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Methnerd
that just looks like you couldnt find a proper top and thre on the first thing you could find

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@LuckyDusty
Honestly that's pretty boring. Adders' chat must've been full of salt after that one, though.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Nude_Bikergirl
american baby hour has begun

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Lord_Tryzalot
I think sluts would know that it is more acutely than anyone else.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Stupidasole
DRKs were overpowered and are still the best tank.
They seem keen on make each job unique in 4.0 PvP. They're not going to add a skill that's the same across all tanks like Provoke.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Illusionz
Which PvP mode? Your team will fucking disintegrate without tanks most of the time.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Why havent you all blacklisted that piece of shit rayles yet? We already had him blacklisted by everyone in pso2

likme
likme

@Illusionz
Depends on the type of PvP

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Harmless_Venom
who

TreeEater
TreeEater

@SomethingNew
You can win in Feast without tanks. You JUST need a healer advantage

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@kizzmybutt
Okay rayles

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Harmless_Venom
one who is rayles
two what did they do
three provide examples of said behavior
if you dont have anything, fuck off rayles

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Gigastrength
Alright metty

Booteefool
Booteefool

meow...bois?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Booteefool
kill yourself right meow.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Booteefool
i want to bury my face in the loincloth of the catboy on the right!

idontknow
idontknow

@kizzmybutt
stop assuming anyone cares about your drama by litearlly who idiots

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@SomethingNew
@TreeEater

That tells me all I need to know. I'll just stick to DRK and SCH then, since everyone always locks in DPS the majority of the time.

takes2long
takes2long

@Spamalot
These are all theoreticals to how PvP could be affected by tweaks and ability changes, particularly tanks and healers. If the response to any idea is that the dev team is never, ever going to do anything ever because they are lazybones then this discussion is a complete waste of fingertip skin.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@idontknow
Does pso2g always do this? Shit up other general because of people they dont like or somethong?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Fuzzy_Logic

same =w=

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Nude_Bikergirl
damn, phil is cringe

RumChicken
RumChicken

Help I've been shadowbanned from xiv pf

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Nude_Bikergirl
I want to FUCK Phil.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

guys i am so worried all the time xDDD

posting the same shit for years now xDDD

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

*wears shisui behind the curve*
hah its not as common now so i can be semi unique

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

is it normal my mouth starts watering as soon as i see a skimpy catboy?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Fried_Sushi
I hope so, because this happens to me

SniperGod
SniperGod

@LuckyDusty
every ebin needs their gimmick to cling to. its all they have in life

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Fried_Sushi
@Poker_Star
Go see a doctor

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@SniperGod
not going to lie stealing someones gimmick is pretty shitty though

Flameblow
Flameblow

tfw you see a catboy and find out he's eb'd

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@lostmypassword
mine got stolen so i told my mom and she talked to their parents about it

things went back to normal after that

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Flameblow
not erping with a married catboy while his wife is raiding

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Who wants to get fucked by a hung futa lizard

cum2soon
cum2soon

DO a dance RIGHT NOW

TreeEater
TreeEater

There are people who don't log in to the glorious view of the sea
Which scenic spot do you guys all log out at?

likme
likme

@Nojokur
catboy
wife

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@SomethingNew
Name/Server? Will make alt

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Nojokur
I've done this already, but it's not something I enjoy...

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@LuckyDusty
I once told my dad that my gimmick was stolen. He told me that I'm a man not a machine and to act like it. I never got my gimmick back, but I believe this experience built character

Illusionz
Illusionz

@TreeEater

Personal favorite is whenever Odin's around, but that's not always an option

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TreeEater
yeah haha that's so glorious I can hardly believe my eyes what a truly beautiful sight
I log out at my FC house in the goblet.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Sharpcharm
T.T on coeurl

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Flameblow
see cute catboy with his adorable female midlander wife
tell him he's cute
his wife smiles at me but her eyes don't
inexplicably filled with fear

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Nude_Bikergirl
I will never understand which direction I am supposed to read this shit from. Guessing by timestamps it'd be bottom right, but it's arranged like normal columns which makes me think top left. Social media is cancer.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

holy shit i'm addicted to /gpose

farquit
farquit

@Need_TLC
Not them, but damn, I wish I had your thirst sometimes, it'd make the time until 4.1 go so much faster

Techpill
Techpill

@Nude_Bikergirl
Yes, my dude. That's underwear. Believe it or not underwear didn't always look like it does today.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@TurtleCat
Yeah unfortunately it's bottom right. You can tell because he corrected his typo on wake

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

My biggest disappointment with Feast is that it's just a healer contest. DPS have like three buttons to press and it's mostly just a test of 'can you and the other DPS target the same person'? Even if you can, if the enemy healer is on point there and yours isn't there isn't much you can do. It kind of blows.

askme
askme

@Nude_Bikergirl
malera bulges being posted
am I in heaven?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@LuckyDusty
Yeah playing around with gpose is fun sometimes I wish I could do all battle animation without having a target to do them against though

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@haveahappyday
@AwesomeTucker
@FastChef
test

TechHater
TechHater

wtb one night in a catboy cum cocoon

Flameblow
Flameblow

@TechHater
wtf is that

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@LuckyDusty
It's better if you play around with reshade while doing it.

Skullbone
Skullbone

have you hugged your lala boyfriend today?

5mileys
5mileys

wtb one night in a catboy's arms...

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@PackManBrainlure
It's really not a healer contest, but if it wasn't a "healer contest" it would then just be a DPS contest where DPS race to kill the other team's healer first.
The problem with the Feast is that you can't communicate with the people you're group up with well nor are you guaranteed to have good synergy with them, so you get cases where you team can coordinate to actually kill the healer.

girlDog
girlDog

@RumChicken
If you're kicked from a pf you can't rejoin it until it disbands and reforms.

King_Martha
King_Martha

when will the blue whore fuck off

cum2soon
cum2soon

@CouchChiller
Phil
Best Bard
top 80 and blue medians... o/////////o

Illusionz
Illusionz

@cum2soon
how do you look up the top player of a class

FastChef
FastChef

@Illusionz
You can sort by class and allstars if you want to see Minah of the blue medians fail to even break top 50 of his class while his boyfriend Zani samefags and calls him the "best" here.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@King_Martha
Don't talk about Alphy like that

TechHater
TechHater

@cum2soon
fflogs drama
kys

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Evil_kitten
aphy is grey and can be filtered unlike they other cat faggots

Supergrass
Supergrass

@New_Cliche
Don't talk about Mikha like that

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@TechHater
Okay Phil.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@TechHater
I don't have anything against using FFlogs to improve your performance or measure a detect a link in your dps if you are hitting enrage or something, but all the angst over 200 points of damage when you are crushing the boss easily already is ridiculous at this point honestly.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Which one of you cheeky fucks is named FFLogs career? I saw you while riding a blue horse yesterday

RavySnake
RavySnake

@PackManBrainlure
Don't you test me, user

Lunatick
Lunatick

phil is the best bard he just needs a better group and team comp

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@New_Cliche
I'm allowed to call myself the best even though I'm far more than 200 points of damage way from being the best at anything
Stop being angsty!!
Alright Philip

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@New_Cliche
Self improvement is great but the people here just use it as a means to shitpost while not showing their own (if they have any or have even touched savage)

Emberburn
Emberburn

@RavySnake
success

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Raving_Cute
no 4k

lol

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@RavySnake
xenosys balding vex

takes2long
takes2long

@New_Cliche
I use fflogs to keep a consistent record of my performance, good and bad parses are uploaded to do so. I also set myself challenges I want to hit, then seek advice on how to achieve them if I keep failing to achieve my goal. I play at 180ms but I've never used my latency as an excuse for why I suck absolute shit when it comes to reaching my target DPS

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@RavySnake
He has over 4k. He's just not a consistent/good enough player to have better than a 96th percentile on Neo Exdeath and only one orange parse.
"Best" Bard. Not Sarang/Anne/Miyuri/Rinchan/Aura/5000 others.

WebTool
WebTool

walk in to Erraligs Burial Chamber wondering what might be here
there's a cat girl getting fucked by a big dick futa

of course

Do you people have no respect for the dead?

5mileys
5mileys

@Garbage Can Lid
You do know all of those only play with dragoons, right, user? Phil doesn't, you can go check.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@WebTool
Just stand next to em

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@5mileys
Every top parse of Phil's has a dragoon
Oh. I see now.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

what places are hotspots for rp/erp?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@WebTool
people here have no lives, shame, and no self respect

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Parse Runs KNOW FIGHT DRG MANDATORY AST MANDATORY no RDM no SMN no DRK MISTAKE = KICK

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Garbage Can Lid
i rarely get a dragoon and i'm not even bis so i don't care as much

Illusionz
Illusionz

@AwesomeTucker
The Quicksand. That's basically it. I'd suggest joining a discord for your server (Mateus and Balmung both have these, I dunno if others do) because RP events in housing districts are often announced there

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@PackManBrainlure

That's why I was saying to turn your brain off in PVP. There's no reason to really give too much of a shit

MPmaster
MPmaster

@whereismyname
You're too busy having meltdowns on Twitter to care that nobody knows who you are.

DeathDog
DeathDog

nodody you erp with will ever post logs for other anons to fap to

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@MPmaster
you got me

Spamalot
Spamalot

how do i change the voice of my custom trigger?

viagrandad
viagrandad

theres like over twenty bards i'd rather raid with than phil t b h

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I'm kinda new and have been wondering why everyone makes a big deal out of parses. All the top ones are almost guaranteed to have a composition built around that specific person, right? And they get all the damage buffs? Is that how it works? I don't understand.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@viagrandad
why and who?

massdebater
massdebater

is phil the new abe?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@massdebater
no, abe is actually good

Bidwell
Bidwell

@CouchChiller
Top parses are either balance catered or speedkills aka best comp for highest raid dps

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Illusionz
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

idontknow
idontknow

@whereismyname
because theyre all better than he is

@massdebater
abe is a good player.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@TalkBomber
red eyes

into the trash it goes

farquit
farquit

@Sharpcharm
red eyes are the best

StonedTime
StonedTime

@farquit
red eyes are as pleb as it gets, my dude

FastChef
FastChef

Abe disappears
Phil appears, makes the same excuses, sounds the same as Abe
Phil is actually Abe.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@farquit
red eyes are for weaboo edgelord 12 year olds

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@CouchChiller
"Everyone" doesn't. There are a few people who are really into it, and then a lot of idiots who mimic whatever they say to sound like they know what they're talking about.

If you have enough raid DPS to clear the fight then parses don't matter. It's just a fact. Personal improvement is one thing but shaming other people or excluding certain jobs because of their parse numbers is stupid.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Stark_Naked
Want to make a party based around killing the boss quickly and having high raid DPS
Oh. Let me just cater to entitled retards like you and let you join as a SAM who doesn't even know his rotation because you think it's 'stupid' then.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

id rather see a brown toon with red eyes than a brown toon with blue eyes 2bh

MPmaster
MPmaster

@farquit
Yellow/gold eyes > all.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Stark_Naked
I don't get this mentality. Why can't you let others do their thing in peace if they have fun by optimizing and killing bosses quickly? It's a fucking video game.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Fuzzy_Logic
toon

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Fuzzy_Logic
this guy gets it

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Fuzzy_Logic
id rather see a character with an actual good eye color like green or orange, thanks

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@MPmaster
this guy knows whats up

MPmaster
MPmaster

@happy_sad
They're monkeys who think they're entitled to join a party and not give a shit at all about trying because they "don't have to" and complain when they're kicked because the rest of the group members feel insulted that one person isn't even trying their best

farquit
farquit

@Fuzzy_Logic
what about brown characters with white hair and eyes?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@MPmaster
"Hey guys, it's fine, I might've messed up three combos in a row but we're still on par since everyone is doing the bare minimum"
*dies once*
Guess we wipe.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@farquit
if its a dunesfolk sure

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Boy_vs_Girl
I don't play SAM, I actually main NIN. I play on PS3 so I don't parse but I do my rotations fine and have cleared O4S dozens of times. Anyway, I don't have a problem with speedrun groups if you're into that kind of thing, but it's a personal thing that you need to acknowledge from the outset has no bearing on anything other than your epeen. The problem is the mentality that these speedrun groups bring with them, and it has sort of seeded into the general community and created a mentality I am not a fan of.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@farquit
we need to go deeper
brown character
red eyes
white hair

Nojokur
Nojokur

@TalkBomber
who is this semen demon?

Techpill
Techpill

@Stupidasole
tfw dark brown [email protected] with black hair and gold eyes
Feels good man.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@BunnyJinx
*wipes to enrage after the lowest DPS of the 4 DDs who aren't trying at all dies once*
WH-WHO CARES ABOUT PARSES

@lostmypassword
I play on PS3 so I don't parse
Post your name

Emberburn
Emberburn

@massdebater
mfw abe prolly doesn't know me anymore but still on friend list

Emberfire
Emberfire

hearing Lyse narrate the intro to zones after getting used to Edmont Fortemps narrate

FUCKIN GROSS

YUCK

YUCK

GROSS

RavySnake
RavySnake

racoons dont have doggie dick what the fuck

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

is this good?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Boy_vs_Girl
@happy_sad
guy says let people have their own fun
parsers immediately begin shitflinging because they feel personally attacked just because not everyone cares past getting solid clears

Every time, every single time it's like this. Please try to not be so butthurt over nothing.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@TreeEater
I log out at the inn, to a sleepy animation, that way when I log back in, it's my highlander getting out of bed and stretching.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Techpill
post!

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@TalkBomber
this cat is cute

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

anyone got any logs between malera and femlander ?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Garbage Can Lid
I hope you like treating XIV like it's a second job when you spend weeks having to clear a single easy raid tier because you and the rest of your group doesn't want to try their best

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@lostmypassword
The problem isn't the people doing speedkills, the problem is, as you said, the general community since they blindly eat up everything top raiders do without even bothering to attempt to understand why they do it.
You can kill every boss within like 30-40 seconds longer than the fastest group with any decent comp. Players don't realize skill >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> whatever job you play.
@Garbage Can Lid
Nah, I don't feel attacked but it's a bad mentality because they bring it into party finder - aka making others who actually try suffer through your zero effort ass.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

It's a Dark Knight not using a single defensive cooldown during a whole Doma Castle run episode
Please stop

TreeEater
TreeEater

are there any top percentile groups that run with a blm, smn, rdm and brd?

would be funny to compare them to "meta" groups only to see the kill times are practically the same

Emberburn
Emberburn

@TreeEater
post your name

See what I mean? That's a shit mentality and you know it. I don't need to prove anything to you, and neither does anyone else who plays this game. This game is fucking easy, my man. This raid cycle is probably the easiest one we've had in a while. There's nothing entitled about it.

You can't honestly deny the fact that there are plenty of people who, despite failing mechanics regularly, still use parses to shame other players and shift fault onto others. Not people (presumably, at least) like you who are off doing their own thing with their speedrun static.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@hairygrape
I'm on mobile right now, but when I get back to the computer I'll take a picture and post it just for you, user.
Any requests?
No lewds

FastChef
FastChef

@RavySnake
you're a doggie dick

cum2soon
cum2soon

@BunnyJinx
this cat is ugly

FastChef
FastChef

@TreeEater
There aren't and they won't be "practically the same" but they also won't be insanely slower, see @Sir_Gallonhead

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@BunnyJinx
yeah but i'm not posting it

massdebater
massdebater

@Sir_Gallonhead
@FastChef
30-40 seconds is insanely slower speaking in relative terms wrt speedkills dipshits

@Emberburn
I don't parse but I THINK I do okay
But I won't show you or prove to you that I'm not just a weak link of every group I play with
kys lmao

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@TreeEater
No, it's very unlikely you'll see that as a result of the lack of NIN. Ninja is genuinely the strongest DPS job for contribution alongside BRD as a result of its personal DPS but most importantly Trick Attack is fucking ridiculous

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@haveahappyday
Why is it always DRKs though? Even WARs have generally learned to use their cooldowns by now.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@BunnyJinx
This cat is not ugly

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@SniperGod
Schlaegers the best you're gonna get in that case.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@cum2soon
o-okay

Illusionz
Illusionz

@BunnyJinx
this cat is butt ugly

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@BunnyJinx
Yeah I got @SomethingNew
's but they are under heavy encryption. My best futas are on it right now cracking the code.

Inmate
Inmate

talk to a lot of "high percentile speed killer groups"
they all talk shit about each other and are extremely venomous and spiteful
Hmm

happy_sad
happy_sad

@massdebater
Yes but no one running a comp that does so much "worse" cares about getting #1 so that's different.

Techpill
Techpill

speedkill wanking
just sounds like shitters not skilled enough to get worlds desu

TreeEater
TreeEater

Cæt

Evilember
Evilember

@Inmate
have you ever heard video games talk? guy is fucking retarded and shit lmao

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Stupidasole
@MPmaster
I would have to agree, though not on cats.

eGremlin
eGremlin

catte :3

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TreeEater
BIG.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@SomethingNew
please post it. please. you can censor names i don't care

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Inmate
just read that one guy telling people to kill themselves because they won't post personal character details on Veeky Forums lmao

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Inmate
You say this like it's some kind of big surprise or something.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Stupidasole
I find you cute in an odd way.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@VisualMaster
idc i just like cute cats you know? shoutout to cute cats everywhere

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Carnalpleasure
cant wait for brd and nin personal dps to get gutted

Emberfire
Emberfire

@SniperGod
I think there are several like that. The PvP HW rapiers are pretty close, with the exception of one ridiculous purple nightlight in the middle of the Thaliak rapier's blade. Horde is nice, both as a rapier and catalyst, but you'd need to excuse the Nidhogg eye which I personally like, but eh
The Doman rapiers are nice, too. Ishgard for centurio seals or the undyeable one from Doma Castle

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@happy_sad
@FastChef
Okay, but thirty seconds is insanely slower.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Thats 2 Liora threads in a row
Keep up the good work bois
Report the autist

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Inmate
perma virgins only accomplishment and ambition is "speed kills" and "high percentiles"
surprised they lack any social abilities and are 100% venomous to each other and other groups.
imagine my shock

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Lord_Tryzalot
How well does your sarcasm protect your real feelings, user? It is blatantly obvious you use it as a coping mechanism.

People can care about getting solid clears with good rotations without needing the feeling of superiority the crutch that is FFlogs provides.

@Sir_Gallonhead
As I said to the other guy, it's not black and white. There's middle ground between "utterly obsessed with numbers" and "pressing buttons at random while tabbed out watching netflix" where you and your party can enjoy the game, get solid clears, know their rotation, and not obsess over being the absolute best ever in an MMO designed for retards to be able to clear endgame content.

Inmate
Inmate

@Spazyfool
I get your point and do agree but I mean it sort of differently, as in 6:10 and 6:40 aren't far off from one another.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@eGremlin
I'm gonna /pet the fuck out of this cat.

StonedTime
StonedTime

>people say they want to meet up for erp yet they never show up

Does this happen to other people too?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@eGremlin
nigcat

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Inmate
Like anyone here is relevant enough to be friends with relevant players in the game

happy_sad
happy_sad

Hello yes how do I build a house I checked the wiki but it just says "KERMIT IS HERE!!! Final Fantasy XIV A Realm Reborn Wiki IS UNDER THREAT!!!"

@StonedTime
I don't want to ERP, I just like giving people cookies.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@happy_sad
That star spinel price
What in the fuck

cum2soon
cum2soon

@happy_sad
You never gave me cookies, or pets.

you can only give me the latter tho

Inmate
Inmate

@Sharpcharm
milla before meltown
used to be abe
ippiki before he sold his accout or whatever
the rest that post here for validation? irredeemable shitters

Evilember
Evilember

@Inmate
everyone who raids here

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Ignoramus
no big sis banana to cuddle me in animal pjs
some slutty thot like kaori got to

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@TreeEater
how you make cat this big

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Inmate
healer shotbus parses
healer shortbus parses and lackluster bard
green median pld

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@lostmypassword
Cheat engine probably. same way you get tiddies

Skullbone
Skullbone

Does Godspeed make more money than Xenosys Vex?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

tfw no gf to replay halo campaigns with and do dailies

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@BunnyJinx
@Illusionz
@SomethingNew
the mixed messages is almost a state of bullying, i'll settle for bad-okay!

@kizzmybutt
this cat is cute too, even if y'know...
even if it is a moonie

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Poker_Star
damn, sadly I can't inject high quality poly tits and ass in this game.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@happy_sad
@BinaryMan
Cost more than best foods

King_Martha
King_Martha

Alright that's it. STOP mean posting you freaking idiots.

Inmate
Inmate

@Skullbone
godspeed sells coke, xeno is a 40y/o streamer with 50 viewers what do you think

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Inmate
Healer parses are "shortbus" when optimizing a healer is a two person job
Lackluster Bard when Abe's old numbers are pretty good
Medians mattering when Ippiki was world 4th
Yeah no, but Abe is still friends with relevant players.

likme
likme

@King_Martha
You people deserve it.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@GoogleCat
Moonies a best

JunkTop
JunkTop

RDM at 60, nearly 61 and still digging it in spite of how straightforward it is. Does it get better or is it really kind of braindead?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Inmate
used to be abe
He still IS friends with relevant players that's why speedkillers like Delete MNK tried to poach his sch and his static tuns with replacements like Miyuri or Rinchan

Methnerd
Methnerd

@JunkTop
Braindead to the max

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@JunkTop
It actually gets less complicated.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@JunkTop
it's super brain-dead and i totally love it for low-level dunrgeons

Emberfire
Emberfire

Abe is literally better than all of you.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@JunkTop
A grind is all braindead

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@JunkTop
You really don't have any depth to it till 68 where you can pull off double enchanted redoublement in embolden and even that is pretty easy

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Emberfire
wow thanks user i didn't know i cared

iluvmen
iluvmen

@SniperWish
you can be world 4th and clear every raid tier in the first week and /xivg/ will still call you bad
literally nobody from anywhere knows the names of anybody from here except abe, ippiki, rheia, and aria.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@GoogleCat
Show full picture.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Milla has another meltdown
Abe has another meltdown
Great players you got there lmao

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Redpill on Galoopo Fruits

thanks

Inmate
Inmate

@TalkBomber
milla meltdowns every week

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Abe is Aika right? I saw him leveling with Aurily on his stream the other day

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Emberfire
Isnhe one of the people that take this thread too seriously?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Redpill on Y. P. and K. S. too

thanks

SniperGod
SniperGod

@PurpleCharger
He stopped coming here because he's friends with people who actually play the game now

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@LuckyDusty
Reimi shits on both of them, who cares

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Boy_vs_Girl
High in vitamin c. Definitely won't get scurvy.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Garbage Can Lid
I wish Y.P was my personal Y.P and not the world's Y.P...

Bidwell
Bidwell

@LuckyDusty
@Boy_vs_Girl
@TalkBomber
@Emberfire
i really wonder who these posters who intentionally try to start shit on someone else's behalf are

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Harmless_Venom
world's Y.P...
What does that even mean

Nojokur
Nojokur

@TreeEater
i dont have a full picture, i just region captured this one

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@SniperGod
Finding friends is always good

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Methnerd
@Boy_vs_Girl
@haveahappyday
@VisualMaster
@Dreamworx
@Dreamworx

Well that's just unfortunate

Evilember
Evilember

@SniperGod
next you will tell me had didn't have another grown man drama leading him to leave every discord server, right

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Garbage Can Lid

redpill on Minorin Nakashima

farquit
farquit

be nice to others and others will be nice to you

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Boy_vs_Girl
Tastes like sour grape and dr. pepper

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Boy_vs_Girl
nice but very lewd person

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Prolly gonna fanta into Totally-Not-Aldis. Aldis is listed as a midlander after all.

5mileys
5mileys

Orchestrion has an awful audio quality
can't even listen to anything outside of your home or inn room

Final Fantasy was a mistake.

takes2long
takes2long

Phil you can stop now.

Inmate
Inmate

@Poker_Star
At least you'll have a job to relax with after work at 70.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@farquit
that's not true at all

girlDog
girlDog

@happy_sad
You have to enter the plot area and buy it from the house settings stuff, it lets you choose from 3 types NERD

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Boy_vs_Girl
likes to throatfuck people

Bidwell
Bidwell

@farquit
Not always true

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Ignoramus
that hair clipping

Evilember
Evilember

@Nojokur
Any full picture at all? I want to see if your cat is cute or not.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Ignoramus
BEST MIDLANDER
Pls be my wife.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Ignoramus
that is not true at all i offer to heal and do dungeons and stuff with everyone and nobody talks to me

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@GoogleCat
This adorable cats on balmung right?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@5mileys
It's nice to just listen to while crafting, though

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Ignoramus
I like you. But then I do only look at your pictures...

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Emberfire
Yes its a nice hair clip

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Ignoramus
post more middies

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Evilember
He's still in a Discord with me, maybe he wants to further separate himself from /xivg/ losers like you huh

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Ignoramus
Maybe if you weren't an obnoxious autist that is only fake nice it would apply to you too

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

*glows @ u*
*vibrates @ u*

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Snarelure
too poor to afford a house
can't craft in the inn
Music box when?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Boy_vs_Girl
Thirsts after girldick.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Boy_vs_Girl
no it looks like actual garbage, if you're going to use the shitty ears dye it to match the hair so it looks less shit

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

>>189173090
@Dreamworx
*breeds u*

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Carnalpleasure
Apartments are 500k and FC private chambers are 300k. Just put an orchestrion in one. If you aren't in an FC then you can just join one, get a private chambers and mute the FC chat

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Sharpcharm
Cute midlander, cute minion. Overall nice picture

likme
likme

@Evilember
hope this will suffice and is worthy of your judgement, it's the last non-group full pic i took.

@Harmless_Venom
yes, though it doesn't stop me from doing content with anyone on Aether if they need it

Methshot
Methshot

@SniperGod
leaving a Veeky Forums discord means you left every server
this thread really takes itself seriously

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Garbage Can Lid
Same, feels bad not being asked to do anything when I've told them to contact me any time they need help

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Ignoramus
how do i make you my pump?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Convince me to return.

King_Martha
King_Martha

tfw carpal tunnel
tfw can't play the games i love anymore without making it worse
tfw stuck playing final™ fantasy xiv™:
a realm reborn™: heavensward™: stormblood™: patch 4.06

This game STINKS!
Also wtb moonie EB on Balmung, PST...

likme
likme

this thread has been so shit even mado and sandcat stopped posting. wrap your head around that.

thank you, "liora threads"

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Carnalpleasure
Youtube is free.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@haveahappyday
Wtfug.
*activates anti breed mechanisms*
Heh. Gl breeding [email protected] now.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Harmless_Venom
No. Go and stay go

happy_sad
happy_sad

@likme
cringe dont post this cat anymore.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@BlogWobbles
i was mostly thinking of real world interactions, not about the nice children being nice here screaming "fake nice" and "obnoxious autist"

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

What's a good slut title to go for?

Thinking Of the Holy Body, watching Hildibrand again might be a laugh.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@likme
mado and sandcat stopped posting
if anything they have been less cringe, as hard as that is to believe

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@happy_sad
FIRM HANDSHAKE

King_Martha
King_Martha

@King_Martha
Use vertical mice. Lets me play anything. Takes a week or two of heavy use to get comfortable with, but well worth it.

girlDog
girlDog

@happy_sad
who is that ugly asian guy

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@likme
yep, cat is oddly cute. not love at first sight but it grows on you.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Ignoramus
album please

hairygrape
hairygrape

I enjoy an intelligent conversation :)

WebTool
WebTool

@Ignoramus
But you're not nice at all. As far as this general goes, I don't know a more malicious person than you. Was Emina before, but you took their place. Just a different kind of malicious, but still malicious as fuck.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@SomethingNew
multiple poop nose

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Burnblaze
domitrix, ultimate slut title.

Emberfire
Emberfire

pls add me on discord again abe... i love u

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@girlDog
the average ffxiv player is asian-american

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Evil_kitten
I didn't want to return anyways. This game sucks.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@SomethingNew
i'm amazed that people unironically like this awful face

Methshot
Methshot

Maybe Abe wouldn't leave your precious Veeky Forums servers or delete you if you were relevant or a good human being who doesn't obsess about him here.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@King_Martha
I never knew vertical mice existed. I might have to try one out.
Are you able to use one with the same precision that you used a normal mouse with?

Spamalot
Spamalot

Can someone post the logs of Aika's new drama?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Ignoramus
That face is asking for it

Methshot
Methshot

@Methshot
Just wish he would shut the fuck up about ZR because nobody talks shit about him in this FC.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Need_TLC
gross

massdebater
massdebater

@Methshot
ZR claims to not ever come to the thread but their leader is still buttmad that Aika called him out for being shit at a casual mmo
Lol?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@SniperWish
Yep, it's still the same on the bottom, so you don't lose precision like you do with a trackball or an entire axis and tons of precision like you do with a controller.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@massdebater
Fuck off.

girlDog
girlDog

@happy_sad
i'm sorry cringe user, i can't allow this happen

@Evil_kitten
that's okay with me

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

tfw duskwight

Any other duskwights know this feel? Why are there so few of us? All I ever see on my realm are cats and potatoes.

takes2long
takes2long

@Bidwell
That's the spirit.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@likme
I'll have to get around to leveling my balmung alt i never play sometime so I can run content with this cutie.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Spamalot
I doubt anyone knows about it to post it if there is any
I wish Aika still talked to me...

Flameblow
Flameblow

@WebTool
talk to emina on voip
probably said "kill yourself" 200 times

i just assumed he was being ironic after the first 10 times

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

redpill me on cuteboys of xivg

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Flameblow
did u get memed. kid?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Nude_Bikergirl
they will never, ever love you.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

ZR claims to be better at the game than Balmungers but gets defensive when you tell them they're shit lmeow

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Emberfire
I wish Abe re added me too...

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

So, is face 2 on Miqo'te no longer the joke face? Has my time come?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Nude_Bikergirl
Phil is the love of my life.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@PurpleCharger
They are though.

DeathDog
DeathDog

anybody want to do anything on aether

TechHater
TechHater

@Illusionz
Why don't you re-add him or shut the fuck up

Bidwell
Bidwell

@DeathDog
sure. o1s 2 chest clear?

Emberburn
Emberburn

Why is so much crafting gear unglamourable?

WHATS THE POINT

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@TechHater
i dont have his discord anymore..

girlDog
girlDog

@Bidwell
O1S two chest clear
I'm glad you said Aether because ZR wouldn't be able to help you with that

likme
likme

@Bidwell
i don't know how to do that sorry

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@DeathDog
Yeah what do you wanna do? Set up pf I'll join we can figure something out

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Evil_kitten
I'd be a duskwight, but I'm a little too attached to my roe. Maybe if I make an alt for whatever reason, though.

WebTool
WebTool

@girlDog
They would if your name was Sera.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Evil_kitten
Face 2 only looked like shot on [email protected], it looks good on [email protected] if done properly with the right settings and eyecolors.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@JunkTop
These actually look really handy. Thanks for bringing their existence to my attention, user. Are there any particular brands/models you'd recommend before I go impulse-buying one?

farquit
farquit

Can you play through the whole main story by yourself? I don't have many friends and I'm really shy.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@StonedTime
ZR isn't even top 10 on it's own server where it's #1 group wouldn't even be top 5 on Balmung which is home to two speedkill groups that are in like the top 20
How irrelevant is primal datacenter lmao

Nojokur
Nojokur

Aether roulette party is up!
Come for fast queues, fast runs, and friends!
X. L. pass 6969

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Nojokur
loser

cum2soon
cum2soon

@likme
what the fuck man

w8t4u
w8t4u

@farquit
Everything except the dungeons.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Poker_Star
you're welcome to, just ask for help when you need it.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Boy_vs_Girl
Plays a dom but is malleable and if pushed will cave into your demands. Wants asshole gaped quite frequently but won't directly ask anyone because galoo's not like that. If off of work would be down to erp most of the time. Is into a lot of fetishes and would be up for trying new things. Is 100% down to erp with a horsecock or dog knot if requested, as well as would be up for taking both.
You ask I tell.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Evil_kitten
tfw dark grey Duskwight with red eyes and natural red hair
tfw Dunmer inspired

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Nojokur
I'll come but I just joined a mentor roulette in progress

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Stark_Naked
I have a discord with him in it but I don't want to post it here if he doesn't want xivgers talking to him

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Firespawn
What is the status of Sushi x Matoks?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Soft_member
Example of being mean to a nice person

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@TalkBomber
WHO IS THIS MEOWER GODDESS?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Bidwell
I can do 1-4 with you if you don't mind me one chesting you ..

idontknow
idontknow

tfw still taking my accessories off when i queue for trial

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Fried_Sushi
its ok, they like it

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@farquit
There's forced group content

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Flameblow
i respect that. i'll find him one day and readd my wife...

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Skullbone
kk we can wait!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Firespawn

Tell me more about this Galoopo specimen.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@DeathDog
still gay

Inmate
Inmate

@eGremlin
Nah, I got a $15 Anker (I think) wired/optical one and it hasn't given me any problems yet. It's weird how good these dirt cheap mice/kb brands are. Always expect them to crap out but they rarely seem to.

likme
likme

post midlanders and their number one purpose

Methshot
Methshot

@Fuzzy_Logic
I can ask if I can post it here if you want me to

TechHater
TechHater

@Nude_Bikergirl

felix
seto
hanna
zettai
phil
flat
aika
lethe
sushi
matoks
rum
seihai

i want to marry them all owo

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Poker_Star
that gives me anxiety

askme
askme

@Emberburn
To send you specifically into the depths of despair.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Why is the thread so fast wtf slow down guys

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Is Mateus still cool?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@TechHater

I feel left out. FeelsSadCat

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@SomethingNew
What do you want to know? Ask specifics.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@TechHater
damn, sushi is cringe

cum2soon
cum2soon

@BinaryMan
@w8t4u
Scary. Looks like I gotta get a guild then I guess.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Is there anywhere one can find a list of linkshells for a given server? I don't mean xivg ones, just general lists for hunt linkshells, RP ones, etc.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@likme
Handholding and sightseeing

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@cum2soon
No? Are you retarded?

Techpill
Techpill

Shit talking the #431 best FC in the world ZR
We'll show you Balmungers

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Nude_Bikergirl

What sort of fetishes is the specimen into?

5mileys
5mileys

@Spazyfool
I probably dont know what you look like!

massdebater
massdebater

@Burnblaze
Yes! come to Mateus for vidya gaems

RavySnake
RavySnake

@TechHater
milla...

RumChicken
RumChicken

@hairygrape
On the Lodestone

hairygrape
hairygrape

@hairygrape
The official forums, in the server subforums.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Methshot
I'm not him but please post it for me!

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@farquit
It would take a very long time to reach the point where you could solo MSQ without doing party content of any kind, and you'd get stonewalled at Stormblood's first dungeon anyway, so it's not really feasible. If you wanted to, you could level entirely through Palace of the Dead and then do the story dungeons solo, but PotD means either running with other players or soloing which will also take a very long time/be frustratingly difficult without aetherpool.

But that's nothing to worry about because if you have it in you to post here, you can definitely succeed in dungeons. I believe in you, user!

@Burnblaze
Yes.

@likme
Pic related.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@5mileys
implying you know what any of those people look like

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Methshot
please post it here.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@haveahappyday
No, I just don't have any MMO experience. This is the first one I've ever played, I just like Final Fantasy.

Meanie.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

what does pump mean?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Flameblow
all his 'friends' are from xivg

RumChicken
RumChicken

@RumChicken
No, I mean, somewhere that people in the LS "advertise", say what they're about and what they're looking for kind of thing.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@hairygrape
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/linkshell/
There I spoonfed you

girlDog
girlDog

@MPmaster
What server are you on user? If you're still low level and want to reroll or on Mateus already we could definitely help you out.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@massdebater
is it ganbatte yamero user time?

Emberburn
Emberburn

tfw parse to high too do savage raids

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Gigastrength
They main alchemy

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Firespawn
DId you read the thread at all? He has friends that don't talk shit and spill his drama in a public weeb imageboard now

King_Martha
King_Martha

@MPmaster
Please stop playing this game. You are the problem.

@RumChicken
The only linkshells that actively "recruit" are hunt linkshells and gimmick social linkshells.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Does Rogue stop being fucking boring before 30 or is this gonna be torture?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@JunkTop
search "erp"
sort member count high to low
have a giggle

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Playboyize
@Crazy_Nice
I was allowed to post it aika#9802 I hope I don't get in trouble now

Methnerd
Methnerd

@AwesomeTucker
Nothing stops being boring before 30. Why does it matter. It take like 15 minutes to get past 30.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@AwesomeTucker
before 30
Nothing is fun before 30. You have like 6 buttons

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@AwesomeTucker
Every class is masochism until around 40.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@King_Martha
Newbies are a problem for an MMO? Suddenly I don't feel so retarded anymore.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@AwesomeTucker
Could be worse, you could be playing LNC.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@TechHater
proof any of these are cute?

5mileys
5mileys

@RavySnake
All are subject to giving and receiving;
Cock worshiping, pet play, face fucking, impregnation, anal, beastiality (horse and dog), whole-body condom (basically onahole lalafells), fucking unconscious bodies, mating press, BDSM, whipping, pain play but not excessive, minor cock and ball torture, excessive cum, licking it off of the floor, non-con.
And many others.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@King_Martha
gimmick social linkshells
Kind of what I'm looking for really, I need to see chat scroll by and my FC is dead.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@5mileys

I am just a cat.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Supergrass
No. People who come into a cooperative based game without even basic knowledge of how the game works are a problem for FFXIV.
I bet you'll be one of those idiots in Satasha who doesn't even know what a tank is and plays out the dungeon like it's a solo experience.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Methnerd
It take like 15 minutes to get past 30.

Quite the over-exaggeration.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@5mileys
absolutely degenerate

good god, I've been ERPing in MMOs for 10 years now

likme
likme

@AwesomeTucker
Is mug good for anything?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Ignoramus
ok abe

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@likme
Protecting their friends?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@viagrandad
Abe's cute

hairygrape
hairygrape

ywn nibble on the ears or nuzzle into the neck of a qt elezen

TreeEater
TreeEater

@LuckyDusty
Yeah, dumbass. It's called hyperbole.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@CouchChiller
poop nose

StonedTime
StonedTime

is anything cool happening in-game tonight?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Firespawn
That's not a problem at all. You're just an idiot who doesn't understand how a video game makes money.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@SomethingNew
>tfw been erping for almost 4 years now and it makes me feel old but I've enjoyed the majority of it

Any regrets, user?

Evilember
Evilember

@Burnblaze
See: @LuckyDusty

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TreeEater
Kill yourself, you in-bred nigger. I'll show you a hyperbole.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Burnblaze
Then check the forums for your server, I guess?
Seems weird to want to pretend you have friends.

@DeathDog
It is a problem for the playerbase. Why the fuck should I care about whether or not that makes SE money?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@CouchChiller
i think theyre talking about irl

Nojokur
Nojokur

@5mileys
:eyes:

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Harmless_Venom
initials? aether?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@AwesomeTucker
Any regrets, user?

Not being normal and having more normal friends in game

An actual relationship would be fine too

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Harmless_Venom
Seems weird to want to pretend you have friends.

want to get into a social club so as to actually have purple to chat with
pretend to have friends
Do you not know how human interaction works, user?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Does anyone on Balmung want to hang out or whatever

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Does putting your retainer outside mean their garbage isn't showing up on the MB?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@StonedTime
Yes, and I have them with my friends everyday.
I have no want to try to interact with complete strangers in an MMO who are unlikely to talk about anything of interest to me.

But, if you're a "social butterfly" far be it for me to stop you from pretending those interaction matter.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@viagrandad
easy to find selfies if you are in the right discords

whereismyname
whereismyname

@likme
Nice posting

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Harmless_Venom
I just logged to take a nap sorry user

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Evilember
ok abe

RavySnake
RavySnake

Who are the gossip girls on Mateus?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@whereismyname
im going to nice post all over this midlander

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@PackManBrainlure
interact with complete strangers
That. Is how. You make. Friends.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@5mileys

I got a cock for Galoopo to worship. :eyes:

Nojokur
Nojokur

@whereismyname
@Supergrass
these two are just BEGGING to be PUMPED

farquit
farquit

@Stark_Naked
Oh okay thanks anyway

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Poker_Star
No. How I make friends is I interact with people who share interests with me usually because we are both enjoying that interest.
Joining the equivalent of a Random forum or an AoL chatroom doesn't often make friends.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Nojokur
The second one is my wife. Please stay away.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

*pumps u*
ahn~!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Supergrass
You're too kind nicelander

MPmaster
MPmaster

@RavySnake
grown men

Bidwell
Bidwell

@whereismyname
are you that whore who constantly copies and white knights liora as you have no personality of your own?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Stupidasole
christ those faces

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

People that annoy me
people that shit on new players in duties/dungeons
tryhards that actually suck at the game
people who fap to parses
people who prey on the mentally and emotionally weak to get things out if them
people who don't ERP on their main
Your turn?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

lf slutty moonie to pump for days pst...

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@kizzmybutt
people who make posts like this one @kizzmybutt

Inmate
Inmate

@Poker_Star

I am a Moonie, I might be a bit slutty...But I do the pumping.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Poker_Star
i'll let you know if I find any

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Inmate
not anymore you don't

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Poker_Star
pst

Snarelure
Snarelure

make a new character on Mateus to compare to current server
somebody compliments my character within the first few minutes

Is it really a meme..?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@MPmaster
you're disgusting

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Poker_Star

Pst me Galoopo Fruits

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Snarelure
They wanted to fuck you.
People say anything to get into anyone's e-pants

Methshot
Methshot

@Bidwell
I guess. I was mostly white knighting avatarfagging though since there was a whole thing about all avatarfags should be banned

Bidwell
Bidwell

@SniperWish
which ones?

Techpill
Techpill

@StrangeWizard
But they walked away and didn't accost me any further after I thanked them.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I want to pin a [email protected] against a wall and do all kinds of cute things to her.

5mileys
5mileys

@Methshot
but they should

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Techpill
They're playing the long game.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

<obligatory Ippiki joke>

@Snarelure
futa?

whereismyname
whereismyname

How to tell if the ERP is going to be bad
face 1/3 Femra, face 1 sunslut, face 2/4 moonslut
taffeta, scion, little ladies event, southern seas swimwear, any type of shisui or fairie equipment or if they are nude
"futa"
a dom with glasses and/or a Raen

Skullbone
Skullbone

@CouchChiller
That's actually galoopo fruits by the way. May not outright accept any erp invites but if you keep pestering for a few days you may snag a "yes."
Kinda shy at first.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Lord_Tryzalot
The highlander I'm testing? Yes. My Xaela? Naw.

askme
askme

@Skullbone
kinda shy
posts nudes
hmm

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Nice Boat

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@StonedTime
I think it can be assumed that one shares at least one interest, given it's a linkshell in the Final Fantasy XIV MMO.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Skullbone
kinda shy
erped with his irl friend pedoson back on cactuar
has commissions of him and pedoson doing lewd shit.

5mileys
5mileys

@ZeroReborn
Not really. Playing an MMO doesn't mean you share the same interests within that MMO.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@5mileys
Now you're just splitting hairs.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@whereismyname
I would take bad erp over never getting any

askme
askme

where's milla when you need some cat butt

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@whereismyname
wearing the basic miqote outfit

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@askme

Catbutt?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Bidwell
No. I'm not.
Saying that an MMO is an interest is almost as bad as think you have so much in common with someone because you both listen to music.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Wakka wakka do do yeah

viagrandad
viagrandad

@whereismyname
why dont you just say
isnt an elezen/roe/midlander
you fetishist

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@likme
Discovering that status effects follow the gpose camera when you flip it...

Emberfire
Emberfire

@askme
{Found it!}

TechHater
TechHater

tfw all it takes is for one person to leave for a party disband

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Carnalpleasure
@askme
Shy was the wrong word, sorry boys. I more so meant you gotta pester cuz doesn't do straight walk-ups. Talk to em' for a bit even if it's just bullshit "hey what's up" shit. Make it known you wanna FUCK.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@happy_sad
so they want to be straight up raped

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Emberfire
lol too funny

takes2long
takes2long

@Carnalpleasure
@happy_sad
i am kinda shy
posts her(?) selfies in the thread
hie hie catbois!

Where did I hear that before...

Methshot
Methshot

@Emberfire
doesn't wear slutglam
has nude mod
For what purpose?

TechHater
TechHater

@Gigastrength
that's not milla butt

@Emberfire
my favorite butt

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

/vg/thread/189180262#p189180262
/vg/thread/189180262#p189180262
/vg/thread/189180262#p189180262
new thread

FastChef
FastChef

@Fuzzy_Logic
youre mental liora

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Fuzzy_Logic
Are you just asking to get banned, or what?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Fuzzy_Logic
more than 50 posts early
off yourself

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Fuzzy_Logic
@FastChef
@Illusionz
falseflagging liora this bad

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Emberfire
uses nude mod
i feel differently about you now

takes2long
takes2long

@Lord_Tryzalot
I'd offer to run you to Mor Dhona for the cascadier stuff but I don't have a double mount. :<

We could also meet up though nothing would come of it atm.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Illusionz
He's getting desperate probably, nothing to do in game, 320 gear, etc etc

Firespawn
Firespawn

Just keep reporting it

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@King_Martha
STOP, trapping lizards is like, totally illegal
@Methshot
It's obviously for immersion, user, i have it and i don't even lewd in-game

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Garbage Can Lid
There's nothing immersive about it, though. You wouldn't be naked under your clothing. You'd be wearing some kind of underwear.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Garbage Can Lid
55 posts early

mods please, it's been going on for soon to be 5 months

Evilember
Evilember

@Garbage Can Lid
immersion
actually downgrades textures
dosent work on males
Just say you're a degenerate you're already a female au ra solely it's a given because brain problems.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Gigastrength
thanalan heat
underwear

Playboyize
Playboyize

@takes2long
when did they ever post about catbois?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Fuzzy_Logic
please help me understand your brain issues, kasuga

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Methshot
@happy_sad
I'm not sure myself. All it does is make me pointlessly paranoid of changing gear in public areas.
I've had it for nearly a year now.

@Evilember
actually downgrades textures
Base textures suck, but the enhanced normals and improved texture mods help a lot (Thanks Ada!)

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

*new loodfag enters the thread*
Hey boys I'm super lewd
Eww males go away
W-what why would I post my name here
W-why are people thirsting after me
Ewww you all are creeps
*loodfag becomes irrelevant*

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

made 60 SAM now i gotta grab 70 so i can get rid of a bunch of old shit in my armory chest

i wish i knew how to bot sometimes

Supergrass
Supergrass

Mist Ward 8 Plot 8 send all your ebable frauleins thanks.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Crazy_Nice
jokes on you I want people to thirst after me but no luck

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Firespawn
it's all fun and games til someone finds your name and you aren't on a dead server
Trust me, I know.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

do you ever wish you were doman

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@DeathDog
good thing i am on a dead server

likme
likme

@PurpleCharger
would cuddle

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Sir_Gallonhead
What purpose does this have?

RavySnake
RavySnake

>>189176258

farquit
farquit

@Nude_Bikergirl
he's trying to make people report Liora, probably even samefagged somewhere in there pretending to be an upset user.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@DeathDog
Relax, people don't give a shit
@farquit
Nice tinfoil conspiracy

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Gigastrength
But It would make more sense that each piece of armor comes with its own underwear, and you are neaked when not wearing anything...
@Evilember
I'm not a degenerate just for thinking lizards are cute!

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@PackManBrainlure
conspiracy
@Firespawn
>>189171317
not really, it's plain as day.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@haveahappyday
am i to believe that a person who has been making early threads for loads of time, suddenly isnt making early threads?

Bidwell
Bidwell

ilberd sacrificed himself and summoned a god
for this

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Bidwell
Fuck you. Gyr Abania is beautiful.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@haveahappyday
Liora should get a tripcode then

likme
likme

You already messed up by using old screenshots with two month old filenames.

You've been found out.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Bidwell
I know isn't it beautiful I do love the lochs though it's behind the steppes for my favorite zone

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Poker_Star
it's a literal shithole

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@LuckyDusty
That's a weird way of spelling the ruby sea

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Harmless_Venom
I won't argue with you on that

Steppes are really the only zone I've enjoyed

I think the Fringes could've been a lot cooler if they made more of it forest, cause the trees in the very starting area look great

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Bidwell
Can we talk about Ilberd for a second? Why was he so based? Was there a better character in all of FFXIV who randomly got killed off just to let Lyse take over?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Dreamworx
His voice acting in Heavensward was great

takes2long
takes2long

I don't expect mods to be competent and delete the actual early thread, but here you go in case a miracle happens. Feel free to post there, report it, whatever

/vg/thread/189184813#p189184813
/vg/thread/189184813#p189184813
/vg/thread/189184813#p189184813

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@takes2long
mods are retarded and are looking at the postcount and not how early one thread was made, sadly

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@takes2long
Complaining about Veeky Forums (its policies, moderation, etc) on the imageboards may result in post deletion and a ban.

Also your thread is early as well, 750.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@VisualMaster
THIS thread isnt even capped ffs

hairygrape
hairygrape

@CodeBuns
10 posts just disappeared, probably our bimbo deleting his own posts from here

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@hairygrape
Which would still make it early. 750.

Illusionz
Illusionz

How about we fill this fucking thread before you make another, huh liora?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Illusionz
i wanna fill liora's thread owo

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Illusionz
@Fuzzy_Logic
test

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Quick, post your favorite job and why.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Evil_kitten
MNK. It's just comfy.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@SomethingNew
Heck yeah, MNK bros.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Evil_kitten
WAR. It's just comfy.

WebTool
WebTool

@Evil_kitten
I'm really indecisive so, MNK DRG NIN WAR in that order.

TreeEater
TreeEater

/vg/thread/189180262#p189180262
/vg/thread/189180262#p189180262
/vg/thread/189180262#p189180262
let's move boys close enough.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Evil_kitten
@SomethingNew
@Burnblaze
M O N K
no explanation needed, all real men know

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Evil_kitten
Red Mage. I like rapiers, I like raising idiots, I like its animations and I like the glamour potential behind a caster with a rapier. If I ever get tired of my existing glamour I've already seen the pieces I want to use for a fencer glamour. MCH and its Heated shots is super fun, too

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Evil_kitten
DRG

Emberfire
Emberfire

@whereismyname
where can i find XIV erp logs?, i am actually curious about them.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@ZeroReborn
Nice tits

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