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- Booru: booru.splatoon.ink/

> News
- Kelp Dome stage has been released!
- Snapper Canal stage coming soon!
- The Tenta Brella weapon has been revealed and is coming soon! Special is the Bubble Blower.
- The Heavy Splatling Deco (Splash Wall/Bubble Blower) has been released!

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- pastebin.com/h04p6aqy
> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- imgur.com/a/eV8p0
> S2 New weapon stats
- imgur.com/a/NFzgv

>Patch notes
- en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2

> Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- leanny.github.io/splat2/

> List of possible main abilities for gear (contains unreleased gear)
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18ip1HahYq8DRZRgSEXoRqa915aThLXPb79AFF91HCe4/edit#gid=0

> Latest updates on what the Splatnet store is selling
- twitter.com/splatnetstore

> Resources
- pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL

> Wiki
- splatoonwiki.org/

> Loadout planner with weapons, gear, abilities, and stats
- loadout.ink/

> View schedules for stages, salmon run, and current Splatnet gear
- splatoon2.ink/

> View Nintendo Switch online services on your PC
- github.com/OatmealDome/LoungeChair/releases/tag/v1.0.6422.34538

> Add your FC to the list of FC below:
- docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

> List of FC:
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

> Splatoon 1 Artbook
- archive.org/details/TheArtOfSplatoon

You have 10 seconds to explain why Sloshmo isn't the best shit ever made

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You won't lose a rank if you don't play stupidly. Luna kills really easily, but it's also really easy to kill, so try to stay safe, hits all the directs you can and abuse blast more than for just not aiming.

The FBI is watching over this thread to make sure you aren't posting anymore gay shit or traitorous octolings

I for some reason am really liking the Splat-o-matic, any tips for getting better at it?

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I don't know why they won't make an Unranked mode that isn't just Turf War. I understand why Turf Wars isn't in Ranked, but vice-versa doesn't make any sense. And some weapons are just impossible to practice in Turf...

Because if it is, it's gonna be nerfed in October. And I actually don't want that, because I like the weapon beyond how insanely good it is.

Have you not learned from notmiiverse that telling them off only makes them act more obnoxious?

>tfw that was my spaghetti in the middle
Sorry about that

It was a really nice pic though

point the end where it fires ink at your opponents.

Splash or Sploosh? There's no such thing as Splat-o-Matic, and the aforementioned two are about as different as you can get.

Man Pearl is so ugly not even fanart can do her justice


I can't believe this

tumblr has to be stopped.

Splash sorry. I know it had an A in it.
The one with Toxic Mist and Ink Jet and has good accuracy.

She is beautiful. She needs hugs and kisses.

It's not aesthetically pleasing.

>And some weapons are just impossible to practice in Turf...
No kidding. Luna is NOT a Turf War weapon. I also need practice with Splat Bombs but it's so hard to kill with them in Turf War because people can just scatter in whatever direction they want instead of focusing a central objective. Hard to practice flanking for the same reason.

Fanart can do her some questionable justice, but they chose not to, preserving her glorious gremlin nature for secondaries to see. Not everything has to be pretty.

Why are they impossible? Just don't worry about your turf coverage and go for kills.


And before someone says kills don't matter if the team is dead they can't do the objective

It's hard to go for kills if you have no map control

Use mist a lot in RM since it cucks the enemy when they have it
Also misting someone then using inkjet immediately afterward usually leads to their death

Then not too much to say, it's a pretty standard shooter. Its standout qualities are perfect accuracy (that still goes haywire if you jump, unfortunately, unlike Jet and Nozzlenoses), unique yet very intuitive kit, swim speed bonus and great turfing ability, however its range is shorter than that of an average shooter.

Cute woomies!

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Because it's about practice, and the dynamics of Turf War will only create bad habits in other modes. Weapon Selection itself being a huge factor; you can go 20:0 with almost any weapon in Turf War, sure, but it's because you're fighting Aerosprays and o-matics 90% of the time. It's just not good training, and a lot of strategies either don't work or you can't truly tell if they're effective or not because of how loose the objective is.

As for full-team wipes, that's probably the biggest reason why Turf War is terrible for practice and why it's not in Ranked. Even if you wipe the team in the first 30 seconds, it doesn't matter. Only the last 30 seconds matters, which creates a huge difference in how people approach the objective and the strategies they use. Again, it makes bad habits, and you can never actually tell if you're using your weapon correctly (For some weapons, anyway).

Even from a Rank perspective, it'd just be nice to see what weapon you perform better with in each mode. There are very few weapons that work in all three modes, so just having a way to experiment in any mode would be nice, without feeling like you're putting your/team's rank at risk.

>book of dicks

I guess you can always grab someone from here and do league in pairs, though you'll probably be put up against tryhards in voice chat.

I personally can't wait for the Neo to come out.
Burst Bomb + Suction Launcher seems super cool

Pretty obvious they don't want playlist bloat, this game is already ded as is

there's a new slut in town

I want to play tug of war with Marie

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Tranny Woomy

Dice you perverted mind! Schoolgirl woomy is an avid DnD player, and loves fancy dice!

Rude, School woomy is cute

Do you need Ink Resistance to Raijin step?

No. Take that nonsense to tumblr.

Literally QC tier

And being a Tranny isn't something to take offense of and you should rethink your ways

Fuck off

No. There's only one true slut.

>chopping your dick off and keeping a wound from healing is nothing to take offense of

Fuck off.

wrong

fuck off you old hag

I want Pearl to be my friend.

Jesus fuck

Queen of /ink/ and queen of my dick right here

Oh Tia...

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jesus christ user

I bet the discord is laughing at you losers getting all hot at a near static image

a tongue-like organ called the radula (shown in yellow). Covered with rows of tiny teeth, it rams bite size pieces of food down the squid's throat

>giving a shit about some autists circleerking on discord
lol

Nobody cares about the attention whoring trannies on the discord who think they're a girl because they superglued a party city wig to their head

we are

No, it doesn't work while firing

delet all these OC desu

Post yebbies

---NO GIRLS ALLOWED---

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Bat Country

Reminder: Not every woomy needs to be a slut

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haha

They're spaghettis and have been forever. Only literal homosexuals call them yebbies.

Not every dot needs to live.

Woomy a finger

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CEASE. let me post my pure woomy in peace

I miss her

Most of the people here are absolute degenerates that engage in pedophilia and roleplaying, of course they make everything sexual.

>Pure
>implying

>being this mad still
lol just leave

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I just want the hat back. I wouldn't even care if it had a bad ability like cold blooded.

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Post pure woomies
Protip: There are none except mine

Hard working woomy!

You first, /trash/.

I want the dress but to be honest I probably wouldn't use it if bad ability. I want more dress in the game.

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Whoever drew this, that lewd set your drew was top tier

these woomies aren't the same tho

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Why aren't the level rewards back anyway? Level 50 is already implemented and I loved that fucking hat.

The only cute woomy in this thread

They are. She's my woomy

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Didn't take long /ink/ you've devolved these threads into nothing but inkling porn posting threads and the game has only been out for 2 months

I am honestly shocked it wasn't sooner to be honest.

This is the purest woomy
This woomy shall not and will not be lewded. I guarantee it

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Literally what were you expecting? There was R34 drawn before the announcement trailer ended for splatoon 1

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>waiting up to 8 minutes at a time
>lobbies are always 1-4 people away from full
>spend more time in lobbies waiting than actually playing

T-Thanks Nintendo!

The series has been out for 3 years user

To be fair the constant gay shit is mostly eurofags.

I find myself just coming here for Steelhead Sprint.

>finally get in a game
>disconnect
>literally sitting next to the router
Haha

Would you mate with a Salmonanoid?
What if Grizzco paid you to do so?

Disgusting
get this LOSER Squid out of this thread

is that a fucking dryer sheet

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