League of Legends general - /lolg/

this is a weakling

Every game mode is like that

Delete this. Literally delete this. You just posted this without saying anything whatsoever. Damn, this is why I'm passing up Star Guardian Lulu in my shop even though I like her and it's cute

>that background text
Ruined. Should've used the real phrase or none at all.

I WANT NEW EVE'S GIANT FUTA COCK ON MY FACE AND I WANT TO DRINK THE SEMEN THAT SPILLS FROM THE HEAD OF HER COCK

Difference in warding in plat and silver

...

If you like winning so much, why don't you try to win at life instead?
No, not by killing yourself, but by making something out of yourself.

>tfw going to end in bronze for the 5th season in a row

Okay fine I giggled

Bullshit, low plat is just like silver in that mater.
They get tilted and forget to use their trinkets. Sometimes you even get teams who go full blue and alteration trinkets and no one keeps their vision trinket.

This is high plat

When will we get some more info of her?

Is midnight Ahri the best Ahri skin?

Similar game length btw
Otherwise this would be irrelevant

Probably comes to PBE as soon as the new cycle starts

because i've already failed at life by dropping out
i'm going to work retail until i get my GED and learn a trade, then i'll be a fucking plumber or something until i retire at 65
is that making something out of myself?

>walk into room
>see this

What do you do?

>Ge tting out bronze is easy dude just cs more and die less!
Uhhhhhh

na.op.gg/summoner/userName=dianjingsadamu

nice editing skills with that sliver on the bottom

yep just slam own those wards wherever and you're bound to find something lurking

>retarded game mode

CO-OP vs. AI:
>I'm "jungling" and leaving a real player to 1v2 bottom or top
>I'm take a non-ADC bot and screwing over whoever's trying support
>I'm literally a scumbag who loaded in a bot and may just have it stop working or quit

ARAM
>only really learn to CS
>can be decided by team comp easily
>people who quit the lobby of an amazing comp

I've got nothing to say about Twisted Treeline as I don't play it enough

Jesus
This guy is actually in elo hell

why are all vaynes literally worthless
>ask for help at drag
>fucks off and farms
>almost done
>tries to last hit it and fails
>gets mad
or
>teamfight is about to begin
>just leaves to farm right next to it
>everyone dies, her being first

Some time next week, I'm thinking Tuesday official site reveal with a Wednesday PBE update.

>shaven
I have them arrested for house invasion

Co-op vs AI is comfy and the fact you can play anything you want and give no fucks about the meta or teamcomp is one of the best things about it. I have over 3000 bot games and will never touch PvP again because it's pure AIDS.

>>I'm "jungling" and leaving a real player to 1v2 bottom or top
Laning 1v2 is so easy it's mind blowing
>>I'm take a non-ADC bot and screwing over whoever's trying support
That fuck are you on about senpai there are no role in bot game just 2-1-2 and no feeding
>>I'm literally a scumbag who loaded in a bot and may just have it stop working or quit
This sucks but I've won with 4 leveling bots before but fuck it's awful. they literally did nothing with an elder and baron buff.

TEACH ME HOW TO YORICK

If this is your account do you want someone to duo with?

She'd literally kill you for daring to imagine such an outrageous thing after making your boipucci beg for something that will never be real and milking you with her purely female form until the end.

A move towards the enemy base. Congrats, you're now a master yorick

>s5 silver
>s6 bronze
This guy must be intentionally throwing games.
Impossible to have such a streak of bad luck.

Riot does good stuff, user. There's just enough that's badly done to sour things.
That Ryze skin is one of the best examples of relatively simple, but meaningful changes.

Get B&?

>complete 4 more worlds missions mission
>no other worlds missions
T-thanks riot

is LoL worth playing anymore?
should i play on the EUW or EUNE?

It depends, try it for a few games and see it for yourself. It is waaaay better to play with friends for the first 30 lvls tho. I think EUW has a higher population, but you should play wherever you get less ping imo

>Impossible to have such a streak of bad luck.
Such streaks are actually common in low elo, you have no idea how bad it is down here

I didn't know you could reach these retarded levels of resistances with waito piggu

yes
you can make players have negative stats too

To be honest, it's hard to believe he has this much bad luck, like all his lost games he does well at the very least, while 3/4 teammates feed 10+ kills.
It's mindboggling really, I pity the guy if he's not throwing intentionally

this guy ults. wwyd?

Kill him because it's ryze

Not take it because that mother fucker has given me trust issues

>elo hell doesn't exis-

>He didn't ban Yasuo

>mentions Armstrong's fucking plummet from masters to diamond 5

kek

Even with good scores it's easy to be essentially useless.
This guy probably just doesn't play to win but rather plays to make highlight reels

>your team gives midgame to the enemy.
>your mid is the only thing with its hymen intact.
>ppl start speaking spanish and ending every sentence with "xD"
i dont want to carry them. i refuse

is every1 in this general a bronzie?

nope

yeah

Split push a lot then lose.

>people start speaking spanish/boxes/anything other than english
E N O U G H

nice 0 mmr blind pick games

gold 5 is bronze tire

i love it

>get my secondary, top
>ask for primary, jungle
>primary starts speaking in boxes
>then in chinese
>then says that their english is bad, in broken english.
>they pick gragas jungle and feeds

I'm silver 4 and if I supp, I get about 40-60 wards down, with around 8 control wards
fite me

still bad

>yasuo
>riven
>darius
>zed
>lee sin
Stop playing bronze champs, you fucking retard.
Spam janna and some braindead tank, then go practice your mechanics in normals, you fucking monkey

I enjoy bots for getting the hang of things, but I'll be damned if I don't acknowledge how often my experiments are ruined by nonsense no one should be doing as already mentioned.
And you should absolutely be playing matchmade bots to get a hang of the game and by extension help people interested in PvP get a hang of the game (ignoring meta champs is fine though), not just muck around, do that in customs where it's just (You) and bots.

>tfw got honor level 3 on the account I int fed on for weeks and still don't have it on my main

>8 control wards
lmao why are your control wards dying

>ryze rework just came out
>we get cass petrified
>ryze is only one not stunned
>he teleports all of us into their fountain
i was laughing too hard to be mad

>Told a dude to stop being a faggot and running down mid calling our mid a nigger
>Get put at Honor rank 1

This was 3 weeks ago and i'm still at Honor 1
I mute everyone all games now but i haven't moved at all

cus you need them to control vision around baron/dragon when you do them,and the other ones will deactivate when you do
Then sometimes the ward will be in your jgl, but you're pressed up to their base, so you put one down in their jgl.
I don't have specific heatmaps of my warding, sorry user-sama

I AM THE ONE WHO ULTS as of late

Yeah it's bullshit.
I haven't been toxic on my main enough to get report in like a month besides like one game I can recall.

>not moving them when the game changes
>not placing them down when they're being destroyed, to deny gold and xp

come on user

#KillingIt

Stop banning Lulu

Only when she's been gutted.

no

who is the TIGHTEST league of legends girl?

poppy because shes a virgin and small

Shyvana.

>those atrocious kp

Trying afk farming a little less and play with your team more maybe?

If you're stuck in bronze it's because you belong there.

Riot neckbeard shave when

Wasnt poppy deflowered by noxians?

But people say all the time all you need to do to get out of bronze is to cs properly. Why are you moving the goalposts and claiming you need to play with your team?

how do i get a gf?

>tfw people tell you to cs better and to die less
>tfw they're telling you to become a KDA player
>tfw they then say KDA players are bad

?

stop being the ugly fat beta you are

Play League of Legends with me

People also say pretending to be retarded gets you no where.

You have to do something with your superior cs, right? Otherwise it's useless.

The bottom line is that if you can't carry bronze shitters you belong in bronze. Try having a better cs than your opponent and a very high kill participation simultaneously.

Just go out? They're literally everywhere.

>be me
>be jinx
>enemy has twitch
>he has a 1% crit chance
>we hit 6
>we get a gank from our sej
>radical
>we fight, i get thresh
>twitch has 20%
>he presses R
>crits me 3 times in a row and presses E and I did

Be a pleasant person. It's that easy.