/ink/ - Splatoon General

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Last thread: /vg/thread/190151363#p190151363

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- Splatoon 2 Map Rotation: https://splatoon2.ink/
- Booru: https://booru.splatoon.ink/

News
- The Rapid Blaster Pro has been released! It has Toxic Mist and Ink Storm!
- The Tenta Brella weapon has been revealed and is coming soon! Sub is Beakon, special is Bubble Blower.
-- https://nintendotreehouse.tumblr.com/post/165521794157/big-bad-brella
- Splatoon 2 artbook announced

Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- http://pastebin.com/h04p6aqy
Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- http://imgur.com/a/eV8p0
S2 New weapon stats
- https://imgur.com/a/NFzgv

Patch notes
- http://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2

Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- http://leanny.github.io/splat2/

List of possible main abilities for gear (contains unreleased gear)
- https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18ip1HahYq8DRZRgSEXoRqa915aThLXPb79AFF91HCe4/edit#gid=0

Latest updates on what the Splatnet store is selling
- https://twitter.com/splatnetstore

Resources
- http://pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL

Wiki
- http://splatoonwiki.org/

Loadout planner with weapons, gear, abilities, and stats
- http://loadout.ink/

View schedules for stages, salmon run, and current Splatnet gear
- https://splatoon2.ink/

View Nintendo Switch online services on your PC
- https://github.com/OatmealDome/LoungeChair/releases/tag/v1.0.6422.34538

Add your FC to the list of FC below:
- https://docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

List of FC:
- https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

Splatoon 1 Artbook
- https://archive.org/details/TheArtOfSplatoon

All urls found in this thread:
https://splatoon.ink/ink/
https://splatoon2.ink/
https://booru.splatoon.ink/
https://nintendotreehouse.tumblr.com/post/165521794157/big-bad-brella
http://pastebin.com/h04p6aqy
http://imgur.com/a/eV8p0
https://imgur.com/a/NFzgv
http://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2
http://leanny.github.io/splat2/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18ip1HahYq8DRZRgSEXoRqa915aThLXPb79AFF91HCe4/edit#gid=0
https://twitter.com/splatnetstore
http://pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL
http://splatoonwiki.org/
http://loadout.ink/
https://splatoon2.ink/
https://github.com/OatmealDome/LoungeChair/releases/tag/v1.0.6422.34538
https://docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing
https://archive.org/details/TheArtOfSplatoon
https://exhentai.org/g/1119216/0b0d20efb5/
https://noseanon.imgur.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw58BZMFnB4
https://discord.gg/xrZx9EC
https://i.imgur.com/3Pyz0wr.png
https://splatoon2.ink/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcOitH9n0Gw
https://youtu.be/Ol-oH2jfvJ8?t=43m24s
https://twitter.com/Ghostie_Bunny
BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

continue posting squids ud fug

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

YOU ARE ALL UNDER ARREST FOR ILLUSTRATING LEWD UNDERAGE INKLINGS

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@BlogWobbles
Mine.

RumChicken
RumChicken

I HATE BEING THE E-LITER AND BEING SWARMED BY SMALLFRIES
dat 2nd wave tho

TechHater
TechHater

Clusterffffuck, also dont open all geysers guys

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Woomy!

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

"Wingy!"

Booteefool
Booteefool

@TechHater
It's difficult not to with the blaster and octobrush on these waves unfortunately

Methshot
Methshot

Anyone have free friend spots and not mind if some random shitter joins their tws every once in a while? I feel like I got a lot worse between games so Ive been afraid to re-add people from /Ink/
I really miss seeing people I recognize in game more often though.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Octobrush sucks in sr, e liter too

whereismyname
whereismyname

@BlogWobbles
On time for today's delivery!
But going to sleep in real life, good night /ink/

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

SR
Room open
2866-7135-6016

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

E-Liter on a Griller wave
Smallfry are the fucking devil incarnate.

SniperGod
SniperGod

i want to lick my squids feet

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

gn /ink/
pls carry me through SR when I wake up

@Methshot
I'm not playing right now but I'd be down, user. 1738-7794-3681

@SniperGod
They must be sweaty carrying that splatling around all day, haha

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@SniperGod
I do too

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Spazyfool
i know right lol haha

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Two shoreline in a row
Must be my lucky day
5 stingers

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@whereismyname
Sleep tight, don't forget the cookies and milk before bed

@Spazyfool
Goodnight!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@haveahappyday
Request sent

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

https://exhentai.org/g/1119216/0b0d20efb5/

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@SniperGod
haha they probably taste unfresh

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Stark_Naked
Approved.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Boy_vs_Girl
Didn't know they already got an English translation out.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

nothing but hightide

STOP

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I hope someone has the lifering screenshot

happy_sad
happy_sad

What rank is everyone at Zero crew? Currently at 320 right now.

Just going to the toilet, brb

TreeEater
TreeEater

@happy_sad
450

FastChef
FastChef

@Spazyfool
Thank you, I'll see you in game sometime!

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Crazy_Nice
...Shit, that was a perfect screenshot moment.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@happy_sad
350, getting hardcore. Not to whine but it feels like closing to the limit of this weapon set

Evilember
Evilember

@happy_sad
260 here

massdebater
massdebater

@TreeEater
@Deadlyinx
@Evilember
Back now, we've got this we're doing good with these weapons and these ranks

Illusionz
Illusionz

MY SQUID FOLDER GOT CORRUPTED
I'M FUCKING DEVASTATED
WHAT DO I DO

I LOST HUNDREDS OF INK SQUIDS
THEY'RE GONE
I'M RUINED
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED

FastChef
FastChef

Cockblocked by Steel Eel

Illusionz
Illusionz

Fucking maws dragged my feet at the last second there, we would have made that wave

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Illusionz
squid folder got corrupted
It was probably the slut, never download pictures of her again.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@haveahappyday
Every new squid will have a window of a minute since the last play. Come too late and you have to wait.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Illusionz
I'm so sorry

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Off for a bit, have fun with SR

cum2soon
cum2soon

have final golden egg to meet quota
die
it's okay, we have 22 seconds left on the clock, I just need my team to revive me
they NEVER turn around and keep running away
Just keep firing at Cohocks instead of at least TRYING to meet quota in my absence
I can't believe we lost the easiest night scenario to that BS

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Why hasn't the goddamned world ended yet I wanna fucking die

TechHater
TechHater

When are they adding in the music from the first one?!

farquit
farquit

Anyone wanna play league?
7716-0091-4716

JunkTop
JunkTop

@farquit
I'm down, just added ya

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Okay, so I figured out why my Glowflies were failing.
I just had to hug the right-hand wall, shoot diagonally at the oncoming horde with the Splash, and do nothing but that.

On the other hand, Grillers are fucked.

5mileys
5mileys

Griller wave
E-liter

Holy shit you weren't fucking kidding

Playboyize
Playboyize

Fuuuck gillers, even if we actually survive its almost impossible to kill enough for quota at this point

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@JunkTop
3/4, need 1 more

girlDog
girlDog

@Ignoramus
unable to join you for some reason

Flameblow
Flameblow

@girlDog
I don't have a room open yet, just grabbing a snack real quick

takes2long
takes2long

holding that sting ray till the last 5 seconds

Playboyize
Playboyize

Had the last egg to finish the final wave
Got murdered by Steelhead bombs

WebTool
WebTool

@girlDog
@Flameblow
Just waiting on someone, apologies this is taking so long

StonedTime
StonedTime

somebody DC's on my team 3 rounds in a row
lose profreshional
I keep telling myself to not play with randoms but I do it anyways

Supergrass
Supergrass

I'll keep the room up, do you want to keep going Z crew?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Bad mix, if you see too many steelheads down there you gotta lure them in.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@StonedTime
Salmon Run should work like Ranked. If someone DCs 5 seconds in, I shouldn't get a fucking pay cut.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@WebTool
friend who was joining went into a turf war by accident
JUST

Soft_member
Soft_member

unzips Stingray
automatically targeted by Stingers and Flyfish

idontknow
idontknow

@Dreamworx
I think we're still 3/4 as well

SniperGod
SniperGod

@farquit
Still need 1 more for league

viagrandad
viagrandad

Z crew still going? My switch should have decent charge by now.

Methshot
Methshot

Here's something to help you all with today's work.

likme
likme

@Soft_member
unzips Stingray
automatically targeted by Maws

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Methshot
what

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@viagrandad
I will proly take a break on this map rotation.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@SniperGod
Maps just rotated, opening the room back up in just a sec

whereismyname
whereismyname

@StrangeWizard
Still need a 4th for League
please

Supergrass
Supergrass

i said i would draw squids yesterday, but i passed out when i got home. i hope the user that requested this is here and i hope they don't mind the half assed greenery

Emberburn
Emberburn

@lostmypassword
It's for Goldie seeking waves.
Open geysers 1 & 2 first, then use the key to find out which to open next.

TechHater
TechHater

@Supergrass
That is awesome user. Keep up the good work!

farquit
farquit

@Supergrass
Shit dude this is amazing, thanks so much

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Supergrass
Very cute! I love your artstyle

King_Martha
King_Martha

These waves are fucking crazy.
That last wave struggle

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Zero here, I'm going to keep playing. Despite how hectic these waves have been, feel free to join back in if you're up for it

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

What's the best k/d you've ever gotten?

carried by ink armor lol

hairygrape
hairygrape

Grand scheme of things, probably should've saved that wave 1 stinger for the finale.

Techpill
Techpill

@whereismyname
Thanks for filling us up, L

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Supergrass
half assed greenery
It's stylised, I think it looks amazing! Do you have any more art from /ink/ that you've drawn?

3/4 for profreshional salmon run
Thank you Shodan, see you soon my good salmon run bud

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

timeout
reopening

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@King_Martha
@lostmypassword
Valiant effort team. was a great fun. Gonna take a break as I said now, get some dinner and recharge stuff. Will play later tonight if you will be around.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Lun, Nep, let me know if you want to go with a random. Unless someone joins us before you post a reply

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Emberburn
I'm okay with randoms, it'll help tame the 400 profresh.

Emberfire
Emberfire

4 blaster weapons

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Emberburn
Do it.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Skullbone
Alrighty, hopefully it won't ditch us with a three-man salmon run like it usually does when you try and recruit like this

likme
likme

3-man
BUCKLE UP.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@TechHater
@farquit
@SniperWish
thank you
@SomethingNew
Do you have any more art from /ink/ that you've drawn?
i have a lot! https://noseanon.imgur.com/ has 150+ drawings, although the bulk of it are doodles. it's old but pic related is still my favorite drawing

happy_sad
happy_sad

@likme
almost won 1st wave

I'm mad

askme
askme

@Gigastrength
@likme
Bumped off by a Steel Eel
Well fuck you too.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I swear im not this bad normally

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@MPmaster
You do cute work! Going to do any more?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Have to blow both inkjets to survive SIX high tide Flyfish
Cohock Rush Finale
Worth it.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Scrubbing my shoes, gimme like 30 seconds

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I'm tired of last minute curling-bomb launcher usage changing the outcome of a game, it covers a huge area and can't really be countered directly.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Spazyfool
i've still got a backlog of 2-3 squids, so yeah i will later

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Gigastrength
@likme
Last one for me lads I'm hungry as fuck

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I did fucking awful that match, christ

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Rapid Pro is 2strong but I don't want them to nerf it.

hairygrape
hairygrape

meet getting running chunks even when I use drink tickets

Evilember
Evilember

fucking finally

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Evilember
99

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Evilember
now do it for all the weapons

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Evilember
Jesus tittyfucking Christ user holy shit

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Evilember
what the fuck user

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Evilember
HOW

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Ñ here, good games I'm gonna order some sushi for the occasion.
Those runs were crazy as fuck and very fun

Emberfire
Emberfire

@PackManBrainlure
@PackManBrainlure
Thanks Nep and Lun, I'm having a break too. I'll be back on later to play some more if you're up for it?

@Evilember
99
Damn son, you did it!

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@PackManBrainlure
I'm gonna call it a day too.
Good runs Zero, Nep and Sho.
Hope to see you guys on some more runs soon.

MPmaster
MPmaster

so the only difference between rapid and rapid pro is that the pro is a bit slower but has more range?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@MPmaster
Yes, and is a bit hungrier for ink.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@MPmaster
Well, and the kits.

Pro is VERY GOOD.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Poker_Star
never again. It was tedious as shit
@PurpleCharger
I practice aiming everyday in the test area, you should too, regardless of what weapon you use

Spamalot
Spamalot

Turn on game, all my SRbros have stopped playing. Just kill me lads.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Evilember
climbed out of hell
Good job user

likme
likme

@TreeEater
I don't remember the Pro being this strong in the first game. I loved being an asshole with it on Camp Triggerfish Splatzones, but man this one seems soooo much better

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Emberfire
Based Z, im saving this one

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Well that match was crap for me, jesus
Sorry for playing so bad today

King_Martha
King_Martha

Man that's low. Oh well.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@MPmaster
The Pro has a smaller explosion too.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

28 splats
jesus christ LA

hairygrape
hairygrape

@likme
It's funny, but I guess Toxic Mist is just WAY better for it than what it had.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Supergrass
fuck i love her so much

iluvmen
iluvmen

@AwesomeTucker
I gotta afk for a few after this match

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Wow, an entire eight kills! That's so much better
None of you fuckers could break ten
Why don't you ragequit life and do your parents a favor, you fat sack of shit. You're the ones who wanted the "chill squad"
Seriously, end your life. I average a lot better using literally any other weapon. You don't want people dicking around with whatever, then say you actually want to win next time, okay retard?
Use words instead of constantly shoving your mouth full of food
I was being civil with the other guy, but you're just a fat worthless piece of shit, fuck off.

w8t4u
w8t4u

get 3 cracks before hitting the ok line
decide to get my shit together
win every game with a knockout or less than 8 points remaining
now one win away from ranking up, knockout or not
still have 3 cracks
Do you believe in me /ink/?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

tfw you get 2x as many splats as anyone on your team and basically defend the splatzone in 1v4 standoffs

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Evilember
Glad I'm not the only person around here in the 90's. Not long left for me to go I hope

FastChef
FastChef

@w8t4u
i believe you will have a shit team

happy_sad
happy_sad

@SniperWish
those boots clash hard, sweetie

FastChef
FastChef

@Poker_Star
No, you're based. Thanks for playing

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

lost right at the end

Spamalot
Spamalot

@happy_sad
its most likely a pure

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@SniperWish
naisu

FastChef
FastChef

Oh there's a tournament happening

twitch
nintendouk

Skullbone
Skullbone

@happy_sad
B-But they have ink resist up main and 3 bomb defence ups!

girlDog
girlDog

post yfw

Lunatick
Lunatick

League twin or if we get enough quad

3922 1313 3427

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@FastChef
two people on my team got 0 specials and 0 kills
the other person only got 1 kill and 0 specials
You guessed correctly, it was a crack too

Emberburn
Emberburn

@girlDog
unfresh gear has bad main abilities

Like pottery.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@ZeroReborn
all these cracks

Playboyize
Playboyize

@hairygrape
I mean yeah for it's SLIGHTLY lower fire speed the Mist just helps a lot to slow down any short-medium rangers from charging at you giving you more time to line up shots. It's almost too perfect of a sub for it

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Emberburn
literally objectively wrong, both in the fact that it's fresh, and comeback is actually decent

girlDog
girlDog

@TalkBomber
only gay boys want their come back

StonedTime
StonedTime

@LuckyDusty
This was my first match ever in SZ for this game, I know it was only C- but I had 20+ kills and never let the enemy takes the zone while the rest of my team was hiding behind the middle part of Inkblot not wanting to fight anyone
@FastChef
first person to die at middle is a too aggressive Octobrush user
lololol get fucked

RumChicken
RumChicken

Wow

viagrandad
viagrandad

Willing to SR.
Host room if none of you are.
2866-7135-6016.
A
Minute after each game will be grbted to join at lest.
Profresh. Down to 120 right now.

Evilember
Evilember

@viagrandad
Damn. I did misspelled a lot of things.
Sorry for that.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@FastChef
Also on YT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw58BZMFnB4

It's kind of a shitshow

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@FastChef
Why is NintendoLife competing

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@FastChef
Oh shit, the being interviewed isn't like your usual e-sport spe-
I'm gonna knock your elbow off
squidjump.png

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Say goodbye to your fucking elbows scrub

Skullbone
Skullbone

Oh god even the presenters at the desk are pretty poor, makes me miss the esl-csgo going on right now.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@BlogWobbles
they'll have a tournament in my country in november
it will probably be a similar shitshow

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@viagrandad
Added

hairygrape
hairygrape

How much longer till the hosts implode from awkwardness

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Skullbone
can't even remember the name of the flagship map of the game
rumors that the Switches are on v1.2 and not updated so more lame TriSlosh/Tentatek/Ink Armor/Ink Jet meta
long times between matches
This is the shittest shitshow I've seen in a long time

Inmate
Inmate

@CodeBuns
Go ahead. Join.

MPmaster
MPmaster

the virgin boys

Emberburn
Emberburn

drawfags post your twitters or discords so i can commission you since i don't want to ask for free art

eGremlin
eGremlin

@MPmaster
QT grils

Evilember
Evilember

Wait, are these cunts called "Team PWN", seriously?

MPmaster
MPmaster

team pwn

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Evilember
How many until you reach a gold flag?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Evilember
Oh it's team Who?, the presenter just can't talk.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Emberburn
Seconding this, I feel bad asking for free art

iluvmen
iluvmen

@viagrandad
So they're literally who?

idontknow
idontknow

@Emberburn
@whereismyname
Don't feel bad. They draw your squid willingly out of care.

Evilember
Evilember

@MPmaster
The least fresh looking spaghettis in the world. Even sporting tentatek gear he's got some yee-yee-ass haircut where he should be stuck in and RLC store room.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@idontknow
That is how I roll at least. Not to sound arrogantly, but I earn enough to and I love to draw as a hobby.
You don't need to give me funds for something I do out of love.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Team Virgin
vs
Team Weeb-Virgins

Wow, I just can't decide who to root for!

Booteefool
Booteefool

Holy fuck. How did they pick teams? These guys are S material, and not even Splat1 S material. No strategy, some skill but not tournament-level skill.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Killed by a splashdown that was nowhere near me
why is the area it can do damage larger than the splashdown circle?
I did fucking awful

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Booteefool
I don't even think the teammates are talking to each other, I think they're literally playing like a pub.

Also 3 tri sloshers and 3 tentatek splattershots being run, the meta is beautiful.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Booteefool
That Splatling user isn't even A material. He can't track worth shit

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Booteefool
the absolute state of bong splat2 competitive scene

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Fried_Sushi
16Hz Tickrate
It'll never recover, more casual than Destiny at this point.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Booteefool
this tourney is badly done, they are playing in a older version of the game, you can notice the stinray missing the buff and the the jetpack blast radius

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Booteefool
They had fucking NintendoLife, a game reviewing organization, join the tournie
What is Nintendo doing

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Need_TLC
Even if they are not and they're playing it like solo queue, they still suck at strategy.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Fried_Sushi
show me an esports team from anywhere and any game that are skilled, professional and handsome.

I'll wait.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@MPmaster
CSGO's cloud9 team in 2012

Supergrass
Supergrass

@lostmypassword
I can only hope the next tourney is updated.

Because 1.2 is garbage.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Sir_Gallonhead
afaik, LAN is ~30 tickrate.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Rotation is ending soon so here's my preemptive GGS.
It was interesting.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Someone was looking for this earlier. Here you go.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Booteefool
I guess a Nintendo newsletter stating: Come join our tournament. It's free entry.
For my country it's basicly
you can sign in with a team or sign in solo by sending an email and entering some small amount of details

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Fuck that 3 people thing.
It happeens way to often.
I'll beter go get some sleep.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@whereismyname
Meant 2015, please excuse my autism

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Things that shouldn't be happening in profreshional (and no, matching with randos is no excuse):
people not understanding the tide overlay
people splitting up during goldies
not notifying the team when you've found the goldie
blasters not prioritizing stingers
snipers not prioritizing steelheads or steel eels
mid-range weapons not hitting drizzler shots
not using your specials
not inking a path before and after rounds
not understanding when the steel eel is targeting you
focusing on eggs one one side of the map when 3 bosses spawn on the other
not waiting for your team before using the elevator
griller targets not focusing on baiting them around
brush/rollers not focusing on smallfry during griller rounds
I could go on but you get the picture. Nintendo needs to make another higher rank so that people with actual game sense don't have to deal with incompetence. Make it so that you have to win 10 rounds in a row at professional to reach it or something to a similar effect

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Oh shit 4 trisloshers, 3 tentatek splatter and a splatter pro, real diverse gameplay to go with their amazing strategy.

mako won

Firespawn
Firespawn

@CouchChiller
That bong Pine used the inkjet and then flew off moray towers just to go back and get killed
What the fuck was he thinking?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Snarelure
GGs, sorry I did ass like half the time, just not feeling it today apparently

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

win streak in splat zones
one more game/win till s+ on a bar with zero cracks
Multiplayer maps and modes have been updated!

Fuck, so damn close. At S rank and with zero cracks on my bar, would that just put me to S+ or S+? with numbers?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Firespawn
I've seen that webm of some guy juking another guy by falling off stage with inkjet, I should try that too!

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Firespawn
Omae wa mou shindeiru

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Woomy breaking air conditioner!

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Crazy_Nice
At least we recovered it some in the end.
Still the score is kinda low...

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Don't see how Pine wasn't completely punished by Kanji for floating about on the inkjet.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@BlogWobbles
not waiting for your team before using the elevator
I agree with all of them except this, don't get me wrong, I think the best thing is that the team should paint the walls of the elevator, the problem is that no one paints them and when the team is overwhelm they usually leave someone behind with no chance to escape.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Crazy_Nice
ggs boys this is wiki
the sheer amount of octobrushes, sloshers, rapid blasters and clan tags in league today
I don't think my sanity could have taken much more, we did our best.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Reepresant
Eee Gee Axe

What the fuck is wrong with this guy? How did he get a job casting with a speech impediment?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Any SR rooms open? I need some cold hard cash money

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Emberburn
Others post their twitters sometimes, but I'll literally never post mine because having my pics/tumblr leaked would be the end of me lol

RumChicken
RumChicken

gg team mako
pan on crowd
Oh shit look at all those spare chromosomes

Playboyize
Playboyize

short hair girl is p qt desu

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@CouchChiller
I'll do better next time, I promise

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@kizzmybutt
just keep drawing cute woomies then, I love your art style desu

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

that cosplay

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

damn, marina got thicc

Emberfire
Emberfire

marina cosplay
Where is the midget?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

That fucking marina

L
O
L

askme
askme

Fat people shouldnt cosplay

Methnerd
Methnerd

someone cap all the memes i'm watching real sports right now

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

QT Toothless hoodie gril

Methnerd
Methnerd

need SR room

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Emberburn
@whereismyname
you can find some of the drawfags here
https://discord.gg/xrZx9EC

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Emberfire
In reality pearlfags are the vocal minority

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

just got an entire room of shitters who were just interested in getting their egg count up for the results screen
literally could have just carried through wave 2 but decided to go save them like dumbasses
entire left side is nothing but boss salmnoid
die instantly
PLEASE SAVE ME
SOMEONE HOST

Methshot
Methshot

post thicc marina

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Methshot
was to late to make a better shot

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@King_Martha
this absolute lack of chin game

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@King_Martha
Where the fuck did his chin go?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@TalkBomber
Dropped all the way back to B-

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Garbage Can Lid
Holy shit, I didn't know people IRL had such weird chins like that, that's like a level -1 chin.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@King_Martha
he's literally all neck

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Booteefool
I was hoping 2 would have a blossoming Tourney scene because of the LAN mode but it looks like its just about as dead as S1

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Evil_kitten
Can someone answer this? I've never been past just S rank before

Nojokur
Nojokur

@iluvmen
It will probably just put you in S+0. You're not going to skip unless you've been winning vs people with mmr significantly above yours.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@King_Martha
Is that leafy?

farquit
farquit

@Nojokur
probably
Okay, so there is a chance then right? It only took about 5-6 games, the bar went up a lot after each win so I assume that's what you're talking about by mmr?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

1st round someone DCs
in the middle of glowflies
Nah it's okay I didn't want to have fun today

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Methnerd
fat fetishism

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@VisualMaster
has never fucked a girl with a few pounds more
you loss, buddy

RumChicken
RumChicken

@kizzmybutt
but you're my favorite squid

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Raving_Cute
a few

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Hosting SR
2252-7692-2912
1/4

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Raving_Cute
A """"few""""

Inmate
Inmate

@Raving_Cute
Added

TreeEater
TreeEater

ALRIGHT YOU GEEKS.
i TOLD YOU I'D BE BACK LIKE A BAD ITCH ON YOUR PRIVATE PARTS YOU CAN'T REALLY SCRATCH YET BECAUSE YOU'RE IN PUBLIC AND PEOPLE WOULD SEE AND JUDGE YOU.

LEMME SEE SOME FRESH ASS BRUSH PICTURES OR ELSE I'LL SPILL JUICE ON YOUR NON-CARPETED FLOOR AND INCORRECTLY MOP IT UP SO IT'S STICKY WHEN YOU WALK ON IT.

Oh! And also don't forget to slap on a brush and join the /ink/Brush Gang!! All brushes welcome!

And if you wanna be apart of the dumb squid compilation I'm making gimmie a pic of you with a brush and your username https://i.imgur.com/3Pyz0wr.png

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Booteefool
Yum

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@TreeEater
ugh

hairygrape
hairygrape

@ZeroReborn
@CouchChiller
yes a few half dozens
but either way
as long they aren't some sjw cunts they are pretty thankful
you can really grab and squeeze them and the softness is great for cuddling

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Inmate
rejoin, had to respond to a couple FRs

Evilember
Evilember

@StonedTime
Full now, time to party with randoms

RavySnake
RavySnake

I've actually gotten better with chargers thanks to those private meme matches the other day, never imagined i would become a charger fag

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Evilember
sorry, someone else joined not from my FR

King_Martha
King_Martha

@TreeEater
Does this count?

girlDog
girlDog

@RavySnake
welcome to the club prepare to play really well one match and miss every single shot the next

Bidwell
Bidwell

@King_Martha
I'm gonna put him in anyway and no one can stop me

Firespawn
Firespawn

Grillers

idontknow
idontknow

@girlDog
Trying to get my hero replica a bit fresher.
Match with 6 lvl 30s
am lvl 16
last guy is lvl 2
Team is one dc, lvl 2, me and an areospray dude
rip the dream

5mileys
5mileys

If you see a squid with the name fizzy send them a message saying you suck and I'll know it's one of you guys

eGremlin
eGremlin

@TreeEater
I'll get a screenshot for the gang once I get home

SniperGod
SniperGod

@TreeEater
Username: Jewy

RavySnake
RavySnake

@TreeEater
Literally woomy yourself, squid.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Making a SR Pro Room.
5244 2232 8145

Inmate
Inmate

@Firespawn
Grillers on Wave 3
Half the time we literally don't have enough time to collect all the eggs we need, they spawn in and die slow as fuck

TechHater
TechHater

tfw you join ink and get some good runs in, but know you could have done waaaayy better

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Pressed ZR to confirm
person leaves at the last second
uh oh

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I got my superbonuses. Sorry for abandoning you lads too early but I really don't feel like playing any further. Good runs though

girlDog
girlDog

Play a bunch of Ranked matches with the same small group of players
Notice one Charger player that gets just one splat per match
Keep stomping him or carrying him
He finally splats me once
Check the scoreboard when the match is over
He got 2 splats

massdebater
massdebater

@Gigastrength
@BunnyJinx
oof
sorry

Lunatick
Lunatick

Karkey if you want you can join now. Or anyone, add me up: @Raving_Cute
3/4

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

get quick shower before joining /ink/ for salmon run
come back to all rooms full
Shall I just make my own room, will anyone else join?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Fried_Sushi
sure

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Evilember
how the fuck do you do this shit?
it's impossible to carry 70% of teams
TEACH ME

5mileys
5mileys

@TreeEater
brushes a shit.

askme
askme

@hairygrape
Okay, other might join in too and if not we can just trick some randoms into carrying us.

Profresh salmon run room now open.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@askme
already had you added

Methshot
Methshot

@Lunatick
Think I'm done for today, just got 0 kills with charger in turf war.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Burnblaze
Hi SS, let me know if you want me to recruit if too much time passes. I don't mind waiting for more people though.

King_Martha
King_Martha

I'm fucking starving, sorry SR room. Planning to play more later though

SniperWish
SniperWish

@JunkTop
Ive got a lot of time
Lets wait a bit and if nobody join we'll go carry randoms

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@askme
2/4 for some hectic profresh salmon run

RavySnake
RavySnake

@askme
ayo we can join him

askme
askme

tfw I feel like a shitty teammate when I play with a brella
I feel like an asshole bullying woomys when playing my main weapon

Firespawn
Firespawn

@RavySnake
ayo it's mayo

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Why is Cold-Blooded a sub-ability? Have 30 Chunks and I dont even feel like grinding for 2-slot cold-blooded gear even for the memes
I do have 35 Special Power Up Chunks though, not sure if it does anything other than make specials last longer though

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Firespawn
The best team
@askme
pic

massdebater
massdebater

@RavySnake
jk it was 3/4 im sorry ayo

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Well i did say it was going to be hectic, let's go again!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Ok I'm playing awfully

Inmate
Inmate

@RavySnake
Hello again, my friend

@SniperGod
Gotcha, fambam

@5mileys
Talk shit get slapped, son.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@askme
Maybe you should git gud. Brella is a rather versatile weapon.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Boy_vs_Girl

fucking kek

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Well that wasnt very fresh of us

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@SomethingNew
Because dedicating an exclusive Main ability to countering two uncommon subs is a silly idea.

TechHater
TechHater

No worries, let's go for round three.

Evilember
Evilember

Any SR rooms open?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Sorry for that terrible run
I'll be back F

Supergrass
Supergrass

What the fuck is happening

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Supergrass
Someone tried to lure the glowflies by jumping off the side

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Lunatick
Yeah, I should, I guess my problem is I'm bad at short range combat, my mains are the longer range type. I win fights by doing the objectives, but my k/d is horrible.
As abilities I use swim speed, ink saver main, bomb def/sub saver depending on the ranked type

Flameblow
Flameblow

@TechHater
the entire page is gold reaction images

viagrandad
viagrandad

Thats more like it

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Anyone for some salmon run?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Where do you think this guy lives for his internet to be this bad?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Need_TLC
sure, open a lobby and i will join

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Inmate
I feel so honoured :')

w8t4u
w8t4u

Dec, are you coming back? Someone just added me so I'll accept and let them in if you're all done for today, if not then get your butt back in here

Techpill
Techpill

@Carnalpleasure
does he live on the fucking moon

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Carnalpleasure
is this gyro again

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@w8t4u
nah I'm done for now
thanks for the games again

Lunatick
Lunatick

@w8t4u

this is what I hate about playin with ink. People just leave and don't say anything leaving you waiting around

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Carnalpleasure
dark woomy in a webm
usually with a splatling

It's always Gyro. Always.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@StonedTime
I think that might be hoodrat.

likme
likme

@TurtleCat
The friend request was from Mam, I thought I already had them added.
3/4 for profresh salmon run.

@Lunatick
Rotation, all rooms get kicked. Give people time to reply/respond before getting angry at us here on /ink/

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Lunatick
sorry it takes me forever to solve the captcha

whereismyname
whereismyname

@StonedTime
@Flameblow
there are only a handful of regulars in this thread with a capture card.

Me, Dot, and the luna user.

It's not hard to guess who's posting

MPmaster
MPmaster

@TurtleCat
I forgot to say thank you for playing too it's always a pleasure

SniperWish
SniperWish

Is there any way to check Splatnet from my PC instead of walking all the way downstairs to my cell phone

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@SniperWish
Carry your cell phone with you?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@SniperWish
nintendo killed the pc versions with their update

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@SniperWish
If you just wanna know what gear is up, use https://splatoon2.ink/
If you want to check your stats and whatnot, just get a smart phone emulator set up on your PC. I use nox.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@SniperWish
mobile phone
glued to an area
Do you have shitty service upstairs? You could always install an android emulator on your PC and just install the app on it, and start it up whenever you'd like to check

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@BlogWobbles
Go and download the newer edition of the nintendo switch app's .apk and just install that over the old one. It'll work again.

farquit
farquit

@SniperWish

go downstairs and get your cellphone

likme
likme

Dancing with Grillers, that was entertaining

askme
askme

@Carnalpleasure
It dies rapidly even plugged in unless I have it charging in one outlet downstairs. I dunno if its how the house is wired but even using the same charger upstairs the phone dischargers faster than it charges.

Supergrass
Supergrass

2/4 Salmon run, add 5436-2407-1802
until somebody joins we can try with randoms if you like Mugen

Methshot
Methshot

@TreeEater
Afrochan

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Supergrass
Knowing my luck, we'll just start the game with me and you so I'm gonna can the lobby until I get more friend requests

RumChicken
RumChicken

tfw need to do real work but wanna keep playing SR because I need scrubbing funds

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Flameblow
ok, i will wait until then

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Got internet back
Missed three rotations of SR
NOOOOOOOOO

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Methshot
He's a good boi

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Need_TLC
@askme
Should have joined me my dude.

3/4 profresh salmon run room still open.

TreeEater
TreeEater

play H3
hate getting bullied by other people
play something else
keep bullying H3s whenever they show up on enemy team
I-I'm sorry, Nozzlebros, I can't help it.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@TreeEater
not bullying with h3
shitter

Evilember
Evilember

Taking a rest from High tide 2: Electric Salmoon

I'll take a draw request or two

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@TreeEater
I feel like they are one of the weapons that got hurt by the damage up removal.

I always ran damage up on the nozzle to have 99.9 a burst.

girlDog
girlDog

Sorry Shiny, I was gonna join Mugen and then for you to follow. I thought he only had him and another, but he had three so we made a full team.

WebTool
WebTool

Sorry Zero, I had to go. Good ganes tho

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I'm new to this game, why are there so many games where one or more players get 0pts?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Evilember
This with Judd and an inkling in squid form.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

profreshional sr
incoming mothership
no one's using stingray

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@LuckyDusty
0 points is a disconnect.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Evilember
If you'd like, go ahead and slap the edge on this squid. I just want to be a tough dude.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Fuzzy_Logic
did you lose?
if you are winning then there's no need

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Burnblaze
Bullying implies slow, painful torture. H3 just kills, quickly and efficiently. Or dies.
@Ignoramus
Never ran damage up on Nozzles. They both work better with run speed.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Evilember
Requesting my squiddo dancing on one of the DDR machines seen in the square.

hairygrape
hairygrape

We survived 9/11!

King_Martha
King_Martha

Reminder if you played in private battles last night you might be able to see yourself on TV!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcOitH9n0Gw

askme
askme

@Spazyfool
I ran both. They didn't need that much damage up to hit 99.9. It also helped with the burst bombs

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@askme
That's right, there was a burst bomb kraken L-3 back in 1. That thing was freaking cancer.

RumChicken
RumChicken

loungechair update when

MPmaster
MPmaster

god damn, why did nobody ever tell me how fun ISS is
I never run out of bombs

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@LuckyDusty
Alright, add me bros for some SR later.

idontknow
idontknow

@King_Martha
video starts off with my amazing play

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@MPmaster
People vastly underrate bombs and how effective they can be for keeping the objective or just keeping assholes away.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@King_Martha

not editing out the lobby screens

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Evilember
my boy Hunter mending to his wounds, you know like cuts and scrapes. I like to think he's like a little kid, coming back home with little injuries he doesn't remember getting

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@happy_sad
Sorry, just decided to upload the raw footage straight to youtube. Don't even have editing software.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@happy_sad
I found it nice to see how the lobby was managed, also gave me time to grab drinks or check on /ink/

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@CodeBuns
Toxic mist is super under appreciated, it's especially helpful for coercing enemies to stay out of certain paths in moray

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@MPmaster
Any gun with Autobomb turns into this scenario for me

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Fuzzy_Logic
Yeah, unless there's a worry you guys aren't getting coolers fast enough or it's wave 3 the stingray is optional and sometimes better saved for a normal wave.

Soft_member
Soft_member

POSTS CUTE SQUIDS...

OR ELSE.

5mileys
5mileys

@Evilember
Draw inklings in the pillar men pose with ink armor

5mileys
5mileys

@Burnblaze
The ink regen delay on mist and certain weapons are a huge turn off for me.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@askme
I was talking mostly about H3. L3 is ptetty hard to bully unless you have range.

Techpill
Techpill

@Burnblaze
Agreed, I think most of the subs are underrated by the users a lot except for burst bomb and maybe autobombs.

TechHater
TechHater

@Emberburn
@whereismyname
I'm a drawfag open for commissions! I did this yesterday for a very nice person.
@Need_TLC
Can you repost that?

askme
askme

@TechHater
so you drawin our squids now or somthin?

massdebater
massdebater

what are good abilities for the .52 gal?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@5mileys
Splash-o-matic is the only weapon with mist I've used but it's a pretty ink efficient gun so it does pretty okay if it has some ink saver.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@King_Martha
all those direct hit sounds during RBP matches

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Boy_vs_Girl
Now when are we going to get a doujin of the Squid Sisters that's just as well drawn without so much pegging in it?

I can count the number of good hentai I've seen with them on one hand.

Techpill
Techpill

@Bidwell
Yeah and for some reason when spectating it gives the direct hit sound twice.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Lord_Tryzalot

Auto bombs have convinced me that the best way to play tower control is to spam bombs on the tower until your enemy gets angry and makes a stupid mistake

climb onto the tower
bomb lands
hop off tower
bomb detonates
Climb onto the tower
bomb lands on tower....

After like 40 seconds of this, I get so pissed I just chase after the bomb throwers and die most of the time. Fuck autobombs.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TechHater
using ink to shill
kek

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Evilember
Draw Orion finally figuring out what's in Milky Woomy milk

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Emberfire
Hey uh. delet this

We can't let the scrubs know the secret

Techpill
Techpill

@TechHater
Your art is cute vivi

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Looking for a camo mesh hat with something a little more useful than its stock ability, swim speed up. Anyone have anything different?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Boy_vs_Girl
that cover art

I don't like where this is going.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberfire
autobomb approaches
pop open muh brella

EZ

takes2long
takes2long

@SniperGod
wasting ink instead of just moving 2 inches away after it stops

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@TechHater
Cute art, but her feet look really weird, and flip-flops don't work like that

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@takes2long

wasting ink

do you know how this game works?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Nude_Bikergirl
This recently, not sure if I had something better at any point though

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@askme
I've always drawn people's squids, they were just......nsfw.
@BlogWobbles
They asked.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Nude_Bikergirl
11 assists
It's fucking nothing.jpg

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Spazyfool
Yes, and time and position is critical a lot of time. I'd rather not have to wait for that ink to come back/chance running out in my next encounter because I chose to put a shield up over just swimming in my ink.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Soft_member
ywn have a qt squid boy who constantly wants your attention

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Fuzzy_Logic

so you'd risk a chance of dying over firing your ink once?

that is stupid

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

This Rise of the Sharks tourney is pretty sweet

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@CouchChiller
Brella has an ink regen penalty so wasting ink is actually a thing with it.

massdebater
massdebater

@TurtleCat
Yeah I should've used a reference, feet and especially flip flops are my weak points.
@Techpill
Thank you <3

w8t4u
w8t4u

@CouchChiller
he can't dodge autobombs
If I was in a corner or there was more fire behind me, then sure, I'll use my shield. But the rest of the time if you can't dodge/bait the autobomb you just suck.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

tfw wanna make plushie commissions of woomies but afraid ink might dox me

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@LuckyDusty
Usually disconnects, sometimes just shitters grinding for chunks.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@TechHater
@Burnblaze
@BunnyJinx
@Gigastrength
@RumChicken
@massdebater

I like you squids, don't go to grizz co tomorrow

Evilember
Evilember

@takes2long
@Fuzzy_Logic
@Stark_Naked
@w8t4u

you know we're talking about auto bombs on top of the tower right?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@haveahappyday
sometimes just shitters grinding for chunks.
Tell me how they're getting exp without turfing anything and most likely not winning.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Sir_Gallonhead
Post examples? Sounds cute.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@RumChicken
ywn have a squid boy think you were waving to him

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Evilember
I actually forgot user. I got too caught up in what I was saying. In that case than you're right, that dumb shield of yours does come in handy for bombs on the tower.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@RavySnake
Okay, but before you go do you have a camo mesh hat with a rare ability

StonedTime
StonedTime

bomb defense worth for medium and close range weapons?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@cum2soon
They get a little bit if the match lasts any length of time.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@StonedTime
Depends on the game mode but I'd say yes if you like to try to breach the frontlines and kill.
Helps against certain specials too which is a plus.

takes2long
takes2long

@BunnyJinx
So they are "grinding" by titanic amount of 100p every game

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@King_Martha
nigga don't play games with me how close is he to cracking that code?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@kizzmybutt
I hope edgy+cute is okay. I'm having one of those days where I can't do gritty stuff even if I wanted to.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Thanks for the games

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

If we get a rando I dont think they'll be able to handle the 18 egg quota

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Methnerd
ok cool
what about comeback?
it's not talked about much
im basically trying to get a general gear set fro medium ranged weapons
going with object shredder and 1 main and 3 subs of bomb defense
not sure of what to use for the rest though

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Dreamworx
that's fucking rough

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@kizzmybutt
@Deadlyinx
Oh fug I forgot the image.
Cross thatching is ridiculously time consuming, who came up with this?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Sir_Gallonhead
It should balance out a lower the quota a bit if he's lower level profresh

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Sir_Gallonhead
luna
You're doing SR at the moment? I can join.

girlDog
girlDog

@takes2long
Set and forget.

Methshot
Methshot

@New_Cliche
thanks for hosting
will too stop for today, until next time

Inmate
Inmate

@Sir_Gallonhead
Are you a girl?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Boy_vs_Girl
I don't know much about comeback. But object shredder is really only useful on weapons that can't break ink armor in one hit. Every other object you'll affect (except MAYBE the RM shield) you won't even notice object shredder.

I'd only run object shredder shoes with things like the Nzap and Splash o matic and some others.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

use ink saver sub drink
4 of my 12 ranked matches had a DC in them
guaranteed to lose, wasting my drink
STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP

whereismyname
whereismyname

Any other salmon run rooms open?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Stark_Naked
Cross hatching is supposed to save time when you are used to it
Small lines takes less time to cover an area than fully color it pitch black when using traditional tools

Illusionz
Illusionz

@SomethingNew

I totally forgot about this shit. Glad I have time to get my two super bonuses now

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Deadlyinx
Could be worse

Bidwell
Bidwell

@New_Cliche
Nah man, i didn't even get to see the poof
he was just GONE

StonedTime
StonedTime

@whereismyname
cash superbonus
DIsgusting

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Deadlyinx
hoping for ranked to make grinding faster
Might as well go with the slower, more guaranteed TW grind, at least if you lose you don't lose tons of potential drink usage

Emberburn
Emberburn

@DeathDog
turf war has tons of people using weapons they dont know how to use, low levels, and people from /ink/ ready to join and bully me
at least ranked has people trying their hardest to an extent

RavySnake
RavySnake

@StonedTime

Wish we could pick what type our super bonuses will be

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Bidwell
https://youtu.be/Ol-oH2jfvJ8?t=43m24s
Did you react harder than he did?
At least you didn't have the handicap of having two nerfbuckets, a sparkle on the other team, and fucking Zackscott on your team

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Anyone see the Rise of the Sharks TC Kelp Dome match? Good shit, very close

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Deadlyinx

if you risk your biscuit, you can end up getting burned

-Paul "Arthur" George 1982

Evilember
Evilember

I hate Kelp Dome on Rainmaker
losing
20 seconds left, my team gets the RM
fuck yeah, we can make it!
see him go on the podium, but nothing happens
IT WAS OUR FUCKING TEAM'S FUCKING PODIUM
Needless to say, he tried to get to the right one but got splatted and we lost
mfw

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Evilember
Kelp dome is shit in all modes, why did they bother bringing it back

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Evilember
Its so shitty in Turf War. Large maps do not work in Turf.

FastChef
FastChef

@Emberburn
To an extent is the problem, and I've had way more DCs in ranked than in TW. I am sorry other /ink/ bully you

Playboyize
Playboyize

@New_Cliche
52 minute video
mention a part that would take up a few seconds
Nah, fuck off

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@DeathDog
hoping for ranked to make grinding faster
I don't know why Nintendo changed it so that you don't get an increased rate of exp for levels or at least gear like they did in the first game if you win a higher ranked game
It's objectively better to purposely keep your rank low in the Cs/Bs for easy matches if your goal is to grind drinks

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Deadlyinx
@Stark_Naked
That works just fine! Many thanks, drawfriend!

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Playboyize
he didn't get linked to the 43:24 from the URL
Are you legally retarded?

5mileys
5mileys

@Emberburn
he doesn't embed the video
Even if you click the go to youtube link on the video it goes to the beginning. The only way to get the exact moment is to noticed the timestamp is in the URL in the first place and copy and paste it.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberburn
open link
starts at the beginning of the video
I'm not even gonna ask, you are retarded. Fuck off and shill your videos elsewhere

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Firespawn
the /ink/ on his hat
the bandages on his face
closure to the mystery at last
It's beautiful user, truly a work of art. All is right with the world.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@5mileys
@SniperGod
Which browser and/or Veeky Forums extensions are you using? Because it works on my machine.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Evilember
School woomy "studying"!
studying anatomy

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@StrangeWizard
Does this show up on my Inkling when people play with me?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@5mileys
watching embed videos

@SniperGod
But you're the retarded one Gyro
Enjoy your upcoming 3v4s

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@whereismyname
One mystery is finally solved. Now we can put it to rest. But we still don't know who her crush is. That's another box to open someday.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Fried_Sushi
All you had to do was say the time of the video. Clearly they opened it and it started at the beginning or they wouldn't have said in the first place, but you had to go a name callin' and make yourself look like an idiot. Only to respond with a
works for me :^)

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

dumbasses just standing there screaming for help instead of coming to you during a fuckfest
GEE YOU STUPID FUCK I'D LOVE TO HELP

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Lord_Tryzalot
Kelp Dome Charger Boogaloo is fun with /ink/

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Poker_Star
thinking that's me
Nah man, I'm over here still losing games

I watched that video, "what the CRAP" is pretty cringe desu.
I was talking to friends in a VC when i started that game and didn't even notice we had a DC until like 30 seconds into the game

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Evilember

jumping on your own goal

How the fuck does that happen? Did he forget what side of the map he's on?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Garbage Can Lid
I think squids you've recently played with don't have their not-Miiverse drawing come up unless you actively select them to check their gear. They often appear close to the lobby/Grizzco buildings, as well.

askme
askme

@Garbage Can Lid
I'm not the one who posted it because I don't give a shit about lets players. I'm another, separate poster asking an honest question about your software problems.
But even then, nobody has to state the time because it's literally in the url. Just hover over it you inbred. God damn you are fucking stupid.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

should i?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Garbage Can Lid
hunter only cared about the milk, he's off to find some other inane thing to obsess over

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Evil_kitten
Alright, you're not retarded then
But still enjoy your upcoming 3v4s

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Evil_kitten
Gyro why are you so cucked, I NEVER see you winning EVER and it's fucking heartbreaking man

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Lord_Tryzalot
brought back Kelp Dome instead of Flounder Heights
It just ain't fair.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

/vg/thread/190151363#p190196959

Bomb defense is better than swim speed

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TurtleCat
A tier player somehow in the S+ ranks

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Evil_kitten
That's a lot of Dualies.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Deadlyinx
No, you already got the optimal setup, put in something like ISM instead since it's cheaper and you get something useful
Or be autistic and put in the 3rd BD anyways

idontknow
idontknow

@Deadlyinx
only if you plan to wear it, I have some doubles on ugly gear that I just left mixed

5mileys
5mileys

@Fried_Sushi
4chan extensions
That sounds like some /reddit/ crap to me. I just have embed youtube videos ticked in my Veeky Forums options. On chrome.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Deadlyinx
replacing a ISM main shirt with bomb def
go ahead, you already wasted a perfectly good shirt fag

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Firespawn
Thanks for the drawing user

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@New_Cliche
Arguable. Swim speed lets me potentially dodge one or two more bullets or get behind cover from a sniper faster. Something bomb defense can't do. I don't mind running them both desu.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Evil_kitten
0 kills
Oh wow, you really are cursed with 3 vs 4 matches

takes2long
takes2long

Bomb defense is overrated.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@RumChicken
Its not like there aren't multiple other shirts in the game that have/can get ISM

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Am I allowed to hoard chunks? I've only ever used 30 ISS and 30 IRU before but I just want to collect as many as I can. Is there a limit to how many you can have at a time?

Bidwell
Bidwell

ISM is overrated, no reason to go all in on it over ISS + some IR

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Firespawn
I love this

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Burnblaze
not having multiple ISM shirts to /fa/ it out

Snarelure
Snarelure

@5mileys
The extensions existed before Veeky Forums had any inline options, and have been maintained/updated for plenty of minor features inline doesn't have.
It comes from a time when you actually had to use F5 to update threads. Try to imagine browsing generals like that.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Bidwell
Sounds like someone doesn't use ink heavy weapons. ISM main is stronger the more ink a weapon uses. If you have an efficient weapon then yeah, go ISS.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@SomethingNew
The zero kills thing really should stop. What about when you get 3 kills and another gets a 4th and you just steamroll from there. Does the guy who got no kills suck ass because you guys kill before he could? Same situation applied to yourself. They killed before you kill but you helped capture the objective/maintained turf.

Applies to losing scenario as well. I think death counter means more than kill counter. If they went 0/0 then okay. If they went 0/6 then yeah they were useless

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Snarelure
I remember browsing generals like that. I remember having to click on every single picture instead of hovering. Of course I lurked /v/ and /b/ exclusively then and occasionally trolled (rather horribly) /v/. Never used extensions, but I've always had an on off and love hate relationship with this site anyway.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@takes2long
Your mom is overrated.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@whereismyname
Does the guy who got no kills suck ass because you guys kill before he could?
He could have gotten an assist, but he didn't even do that because he's a shitter/DC

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Snarelure
@happy_sad
tfw remembering when you couldn't tell when someone replied to you so you had to go through a thread clicking on replies or checking post numbers to see if they matched with yours
I've been on here too long.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Snarelure
;__;

@TurtleCat
three possibilities.
1.) I'm 100% doo doo garbage
2.) I'm unlucky and get players worse than me
3.) I never show off the games I win because they're not interesting

@SomethingNew
that guy afk'd half the match after he died

farquit
farquit

@Carnalpleasure
@happy_sad
being around before /ink/ existed
being around before Veeky Forums and /pol/ existed
being around before the Veeky Forums pass existed
being around before (You)'s existed
being around before the catalog existed
being around before captcha existed
being around when Lanced Jack was still around

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Carnalpleasure
Same. I remember typing out greentext quotes and typing out the post I'm replying too cause I didn't know you could click on the numbers for the longest time. Don't even know if that was a thing when I started lurking

whereismyname
whereismyname

some random yebby keeps "This Way!"'ing for all three waves annoying the fuck out of me
we win and don't even feel like squid partying at the end
mad as hell because of course the spammer did the worst out of everyone

Even winning with randoms sucks. Also why the fuck is it always yebbies that are annoying "This Way!" spammers?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Snarelure
Your face is overrated

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Raving_Cute
I've done this on a map with water and just wanted to pull the plug like I was attempting sudoku

WebTool
WebTool

@farquit
being around before the catalog existed
going to the next page of posts only to see the same ones
the only good way to find threads was to just refresh the front and see what was at the front during that time

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@whereismyname
only literal children and gays play as inkling boys.
prove me wrong.

girlDog
girlDog

@Lord_Tryzalot
because it's better than most splatoon 2 maps

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Stupidasole
Wanna try saying that to my face and see what happens?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@happy_sad
I'm not a fan of image hover, but I am a fan of loading all images in to replace their thumbnails (and shrinking to fit 100x100, but expanding when clicked on)
Lets me have little animated gifs next to the posts when people use them for reactions, and it means I have access to all images in a thread before it gets 404'd. The latter is less of a problem ever since Veeky Forums had its own archival system, but its also good when individual posts get deleted.

@Carnalpleasure
Clicking on replies would jump to the posts
Trying to read a reply chain would skip you around half the thread
Using the back button to navigate those same chains

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Dreamworx
I play as both depending on my gear, but I wouldn't doubt it, especially the spaggots that post here.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Anybody wanna profresh salmon run to 1200 points or more? I'm hosting a lobby 1/4

FC; 0024-4386-7428 IGN: rust

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Dreamworx
I'm a 30 year old alcoholic who literally murders gay """""people""""" and I play as yebby spaghetti yetis
christians: 1 - atheists: 0

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Lord_Tryzalot
This is a joke right. Kelp Dome was the best map for all modes in Splatoon 1 and is arguably the best map in Splatoon 2 right now.

5mileys
5mileys

@whereismyname
I had this happen a few times and I purposely delay reviving them.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Dreamworx
can confirm

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Sir_Gallonhead
I wonder which crutch weapon do you main

farquit
farquit

@Dreamworx
ha jokes on you
im bi

Inmate
Inmate

@Sir_Gallonhead
cat inklings
I didnt know I wanted this

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Dreamworx
I played as an woomy for the first Splatoon

Thought I'd switch it up and not be a woomyphile

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Nojokur
Bumping this 3/4

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@farquit
Puddi puddi

Skullbone
Skullbone

@whereismyname
Was his name xKevinx cause I just played with one who was doing the same thing

girlDog
girlDog

@Inmate
man my inkling folder is so full it takes forever to find stuff

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Sir_Gallonhead
Splash-o-matic and Carbon Roller

Booteefool
Booteefool

@5mileys
I once had an entire team that managed to get splatted by a single scrapper. I soloed it with a charger and jumped into the ocean while they spammed help.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Back to better basics. More useful than the last pair with IRU since the headband already had that by default.

SniperGod
SniperGod

alright how the fuck does Sturgeon Shipyard work in Turf War? I'm talking about the rotating platforms, which sides count as more turf for your team

Techpill
Techpill

@Need_TLC
how do you literally murder gay """""people"""""

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@whereismyname
I like to think that only little kids actually play the boy squids.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Skullbone

Atleast I'm not the only one to suffer. Mine was FN-a bunch of numers

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Burnblaze
On a few rare occassions I've seen this with OS as well.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Should I change this gear setup up a little on a sub spammy weapon setup?

21 ISS, 16 IR, 10 Ink Resist, 10 ISM

I use Sploosh, Enperry and Nzap most often

eGremlin
eGremlin

Has the basic tee been on splatnet with anything good? I'd kill to get a decent noob squid set up desu

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Nude_Bikergirl
I've seen it before in screenshots too. Must have been one of those items from before the game released.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Whoever made that meme post about using the Aerospray RG in Splat Zones yesterday thank you, this is actually broken as hell.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Techpill
I'm typically given blunt instruments. It's my job. I work for the FBI.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

That last wave 3
We were so close, and tried so hard, fuck the fog

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

grab the final egg
pray for a miracle
a miracle doesn't come

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Evil_kitten
im sorry my dude
y-you guys ignored my heart

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Evil_kitten
How do you calculate points?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@eGremlin
The only other ability I've seen is Bomb Defense. I'd rather wait for another ability before going all in.

5mileys
5mileys

@Fried_Sushi
main is 10, sub is 3

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Fried_Sushi
I believe a main is 10 points and subs are 3 each, so 3 subs would be 9.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Sharpcharm
so youre saying the FBI murders faggots

King_Martha
King_Martha

what's the worst TW/SZ map and why is it shipyard

cum2soon
cum2soon

@5mileys
@Bidwell
Wait what happened to diminishing returns? Is that only in Splatoon 1 or is that just some shit they said in a direct that was never true?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Fried_Sushi
1 Main = 10 Ability Points
1 Sub = 3 Ability Points
1 piece of Gear = 1 Main + 3 Sub = 19 Ability Points
Outfit = 3 Gear = 3 Main + 9 Sub = 57 AP

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@CodeBuns
this image would be so much better if it was a woomy

idontknow
idontknow

@Evil_kitten
You can use the gear calculator to go for multiple bomb tosses per tank if you actually want to spam.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Spazyfool
oh please.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@BlogWobbles
grab the final egg
5 seconds left
swimming to the basket
almost there
my finger when

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@cum2soon
Abilities still have diminishing returns (mostly past 20 points). That's just how ability totals are calculated.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@CodeBuns
The Faggot Bashing Institution murders homosexuals.

likme
likme

What's the name of the gun that sounds like BRAP everytime it shoots?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@King_Martha
mainstage is the worst map for everything. just a giant shitfest once one team takes control.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Object Shredder is shoes only right? I worked so hard to get pure ISS school uniform shoes but I want to use OS when I'm using a weapon with the bubble blower

King_Martha
King_Martha

post cute boya

Spamalot
Spamalot

3 night waves in a row
we decimate the grillers
good job team

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Garbage Can Lid
Murder is such a morally charged word. Its more like culling or controlling the population.

SniperWish
SniperWish

wait 5 minutes to get into a match
disbanded because only 7 players
try again and join 5 new people for 3 minutes
disband, not enough players
try again and join 6 new people yet again for 3 minutes
disband, not enough players
try one more fucking time
new room with 7 players, enter match
2 disconnect on my team
2 on enemy team are teleporting all over hump back pump track
>they won

Just fucking kill me please.

Emberburn
Emberburn

So I'm planning on having pure ISM headphones (19 AP) with pure clothing for ISS (19 AP, probably go with Chilly Mountain Coat) and OS shoes (probably mawcasins from anne's store to match the blue/white)
What subs should I put on Mawcs? Just more ISM and ISS

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@SniperGod
On the job we're made to refer to it as "putting them down."
The Center for Illness Annihilation calls it culling.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

If we get goldie wave and a bunch of eggs drop in one spot, some someone should try to guard them from the snatchers. Otherwise we lose too many.

5mileys
5mileys

@Harmless_Venom
Yup, OS is a shoe unique ability.

@Emberburn
Depends what your weapon is. Abilities start to fall off around 20 points, so I would just go for something else unless you really want to maximize on sub saver.

WebTool
WebTool

@Dreamworx
I like ponytails and squidgirls cant have them

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Nude_Bikergirl
This turned out to be a really good match for me during the last Splatfest. Maybe not my best ever, but I'm not recording all of my matches either. Looking at this more closely, however, the numbers don't add up right...

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

my aim is very bad and i still make a lot of noob mistakes
and i get angry about that because i seem to be resistant to learning it seems
eventually i get so angry i just have to stop playing
how do i get better

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Deadlyinx
Learn to aim or use guns that don't need aim, also consider Zen meditation or mindfulness training

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Deadlyinx
stay calm and play more, as you go you'll naturally make less mistakes
it just takes patience

likme
likme

out ranged by a jet squelcher when using a jet squelcher

I'm done, never playing ranked or turf wars again. I'm only playing this laggy piece of shit for salmon run, at least the only lag there is sometimes eggs don't register in your life ring right away.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

1 egg short

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

one egg away
revive teammate with last egg just one second too late

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Gigastrength
Looking at it even more closely, I think the app just rolls assists into the total kill score, which is a bit confusing. That "11/0" isn't so good looking now...

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@BlogWobbles
RIP Yamcha never forget

Nojokur
Nojokur

@5mileys
The main weapon I use with OS is Heavy Splatling Deco

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Nojokur
I'd go for run speed then.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Deadlyinx

You play lots of games. Play when you're on a win streak, play when you're on a loss streak, play in sickness and in health, play after just waking up, play just before going to sleep, play when you want to play, play when you dont. Familiarity breeds contempt, amd eventually your opponents will make you disgusted more than th ey make you afraid.

My first splatfest was ketchup versus mayo and I got hard stuck at 1550. I was also stuck in Mid-B in all ranked modes for a couple weeks. But slowly I got better. I started positioning better, I started thinking about comps better, I use more specials instead of dying with them, I know when to and I can ambush more consistently now, I play a wider variety of weapons. My second splatfest I made it just above 2k. Since that splatfest, I moved into A in all modes. Now I'm in S in 2 modes, and I just started learning new weapons for splatzones because I couldn't seem to carry consistently with my preferred weapons.

I still make tons of bad decisions, I still die too much and miss too many shots in strafe duels, I still get ass fucked by octobrushes and rollers, I still dont know how to deal qith good chargers, I still don't really know what the fuck I'm doing in rainmaker, but I'm getting better. You will get better too, but it requires time and a willingness to learn, and you gotta play a lot.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Post yfw the weapon we get next is ANOTHER rekit instead of the Tenta, Squeezer or Tetras

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Fuck the fog

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Deadlyinx
I guess Tenta will come with the new map, so we just might get a variant next week.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Deadlyinx
needing the tetracrutch and squeezercrutch to win

Playboyize
Playboyize

1 FUCKING EGG

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

the eliter can one shot just about anything except maybe drizzler and goldie at full charge.please use it well

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@TurtleCat
definitely doesn't 1 shot that drizzler faggot

Booteefool
Booteefool

@TurtleCat

I think it one shots goldie, because I think I was doing it during a glowflies wave earlier. My teammates might have been softening them up though. If you're fully charged before drizzle flips over, you can kill him before he flips or jumps away.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@BunnyJinx
It can one cycle it if you start with a ready charge.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Deadlyinx
Spend some time in the training room with aiming, and do it often. If I plan on playing for a bit or switch weapons after a decent period of using another I'll spend some time in there just to warm up. Other than that it's just finding your sensitivity sweet spot. My other suggestion is if you have a larger TV either sit farther back or switch to a smaller TV, monitor, or just play it handheld on a stand. On my TV -5 was too slow and -4.5 was too fast and I just couldn't adjust, but playing handheld or on monitor everything is much better. Also you're using motion controls, right? If not, start practicing that instead, sticks work like shit most of the time and it will become second nature in no time

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

S/O's little sister plays on my game
Decide to play some ranked
Get into game and realize the motion controls are turned off, stick is still at max sensitivity
Immediately lose the match
Sorry everyone who was on my team

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BunnyJinx
I said except,my boy

Illusionz
Illusionz

@New_Cliche
except maybe

Booteefool
Booteefool

thought run was over
used sting ray prematurely
doesn't even let me jump to base with sting ray
next wave we could have used that sting ray
S-sorry guys. ;_;

MPmaster
MPmaster

Ouch, we nearly had that one too

5mileys
5mileys

turn away for literally 5 seconds to go deal with a stinger that's been harassing me
our entire team is dead
10 seconds left and 6 eggs short
thisisfine.jpg

cum2soon
cum2soon

I fucking hate this faggot ass brush. Why couldn't it be a roller this rotation?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@GoogleCat
People play without motion controls

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Booteefool
I think Goldies might have less health during Glowflies waves than they do during fog, like the Chum.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@BlogWobbles
have the final egg while on inkjet
close in on the basket
see the press A thing while pressing A
inkjet ends and forced me back to where I was
we lose

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Methnerd
people get to S+ without crutch controls

Firespawn
Firespawn

@SniperWish

why not descend with ZL to dunk it?

JunkTop
JunkTop

/ink I've tilted, I rage quit and forced my switch to turn off for the first time. How do I calm down?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Booteefool
That's what you get for being retarded.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@JunkTop
look at cute /ink/ squids

RumChicken
RumChicken

@JunkTop
It's just a game bro chill

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@AwesomeTucker

Motion controls are the default game setting. Stick controls are the crutch for people who don't want to learn something new.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Firespawn
You don't have to. You can dunk eggs while flying at normal Inkjet height.

Evilember
Evilember

@JunkTop
Think about Dwight from the office while you pour yourself some sweet tea

happy_sad
happy_sad

@SniperWish
i am on a 27 inch pc monitor and yes im using motion controls and my sens is on 2 right now
sometimes i have the feeling my sens is too low and sometimes it feels like it is too high

Techpill
Techpill

@Raving_Cute
stick controls
crutch

If anything they're the equivalent of getting the other leg broken.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Raving_Cute
the default controls are a crutch for new people. you're supposed to graduate to stick after awhile.

girlDog
girlDog

BTFO the mothership
deliver the final egg
DON'T STOP ME NOW

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

is the tri slosher all about ink armor or why am i seeing so much SCU and special saver suggestions

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

just stay right when theres glowflies please ,we couldve easily had that

@Illusionz
Im sorry english is hard

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Techpill
They're a crutch because they allow you to hobble along similar to the way you used to walk.

@SniperWish

You can end inkjet manually with A?

Inmate
Inmate

@SomethingNew
It's a crutch so people expect you to really rely on the bullshit to get anything done

TreeEater
TreeEater

@SniperWish
This is the first time I see the salmonid on the upper left corner of the picture
What the fuck

StonedTime
StonedTime

@JunkTop
Watch some shit on youtube, try drawing random crap with a pencil, or turn on the switch and play a bit of 50cc mario kart, super comfy maybe I'll make a /ink/ mario kart tourney again.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I dare you to name a better SR player than Rayman3D1. No one has mastered the game like him.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Why do you afk a lot Kier?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@SniperWish
A big thing to note is that some TVs have absolutely horrible input lag. Not much of an issue of slower games like botw but in twitch shooters there's a very noticable difference.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@LuckyDusty
More damage than both you AND aj
Congrats, you just outted yourself as a shitter

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Gigastrength
he gives up when he gets frustrated

SniperWish
SniperWish

Really not sure how I feel about this split ranked system. I'm pretty sure it's cased my ranks to be ass backwards.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Gigastrength
too busy thinking about squid ass

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@LuckyDusty
me

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Stupidasole
Counting numbers is hard it seems.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@SniperWish

You just made me realize that I'm actually
A
S
S

Right now xD

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Gigastrength
gotta up the butt vibrator speed every time you splat someone.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@SniperWish
C A R L O S

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@happy_sad
Another good tip for motion controls is to have your stick sensitivity set rather high and using the stick to sweep around maps and then using a slower motion control sensitivity for accuracy when actually fighting so you don't need to have a sensitivity that is all purpose and can be catered a little more to fights which is more important

Supergrass
Supergrass

To all the /ink/ helping me take my first steps in drawing yesterday, I've done a quick sketch in paint3d with their weird pencil tool all my pencils at home are HB it feels kinda weird sketching with them still, enjoy this crap.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Supergrass
I genuinely like the "colored pencil/crayon slightly off model" artstyle

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Stupidasole
anon "education"

Snarelure
Snarelure

Hear me out

Aerospray with splat bombs and armor

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Snarelure
Fuck no

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Fuck sturgeon shipyard
fuck it hard
once the enemy takes the middle you are straight fucked

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Ignoramus

Use your catwalks and the raised bridges, user

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@MPmaster
this

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

First time I've ever seen Quota: 20
it's a grillers round
Cmon this is on purpose

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Stupidasole
the current state of american education

Evilember
Evilember

@Gigastrength
whenever we lose a round i usually try to figure out what went wrong and how i couldve improved which is probably why im not there a bit.also posting a bit here

@BunnyJinx
this but nips

@MPmaster
dont give me ideas

w8t4u
w8t4u

@TurtleCat
you fucking kidding me
those are fucking useless
standing on them just makes you an even easier target for the enemies
and mid-range weapons and below can't reach anything

Snarelure
Snarelure

@StrangeWizard
It's Microsoft's replacement for MSPaint they rolled out with Win10 Creators (I think creators, don't remember it at the start). It's got some different brush styles and a weird 3D MODE.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Need_TLC
999

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Evilember
League has the "vlad game", Overwatch has the "Mercy game", Splatoon2 has the....96 gal game?

when the game starts, hands off that dido
everytime you get splatted without using ink armor, deep throat it one time
etc.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Evilember
Just how gay are you kier.

and how old are you ;)

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@w8t4u

Then use that one side route from your spawn that dumps out to end of the central bridge and try to come from that way? Wait for someone on your team to create a distraction? Throw bombs or use specials to make the enemies move and give you an opening? You can't just give up.

Bidwell
Bidwell

mfw I just witnessed a teammate and enemy using splashdowns next to each other at the exact same time

Proper anime adaptation when?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

That'll be it for me, good runs rustcrew. So many night waves...

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Boy_vs_Girl
Good games. Thanks for joining.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Bidwell

you use your splashdown in the split second after an enemy does so you're immune when his goes off
somehow he still had enough time to swim away before you landed

Fuck this game

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Emberburn
https://twitter.com/Ghostie_Bunny PM me I don't wanna put my tumblr here. My art isn't great though.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

ywn molest an innocent squidboi
feels bad

fresh in the captcha

Techpill
Techpill

Marina marinating Marie's musky meatballs!

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Techpill
futa
no

takes2long
takes2long

Alright, one more SR and I'll be done.

Also lol dot

likme
likme

@Illusionz
futa
yes

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Techpill
Marie murdering marginalized minority, Marina.

DeathDog
DeathDog

what if your woomy had a nightmare

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

connection unstable
welp GGs SR crew

Firespawn
Firespawn

@PackManBrainlure
Because he is also inmune the moment you landed.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Carnalpleasure
ggs, we had some good runs in there. Don't forget to check gear.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Supergrass
@King_Martha
Here's it done with a real pencil, guess I'm still better with this but drawing with a mouse is a challenge onto itself. This is actually pretty fun I need to buy some colour pencils now and find my ruler.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@takes2long
so excited

WebTool
WebTool

@whereismyname
please im trying to play and already horny enough

@hairygrape
pretty gay i already posted that here before

5mileys
5mileys

@StrangeWizard
@Firespawn
Here's a webm of our time together.

iluvmen
iluvmen

friends list
become best friends
isn't an option that allows you to send messages to people who have also accepted you as their best friend

You fucked up Nintendo, this was your ticket into people being able to communicate with one another but in a safe way

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@WebTool
pssst

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@WebTool
I'll give you the good fucc kier

happy_sad
happy_sad

@iluvmen
What's the point of that option anyway?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@WebTool
I am going to tease you with my dick while you play. Maybe if you play well I’ll reward you~

likme
likme

@5mileys

If you called for help when you died then lunar would have seen it on his screen and octobrushed over you from where he was

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Snarelure
@Need_TLC
@WebTool
@whereismyname
BLUUUUUUUUUE BOOOOOOOOAAAARRRRD

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

hey guys i'm gay too
can i have some lewd [spoilers] too

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Illusionz
drawing with a mouse
You mad man. Invest in a drawing tablet and download gimp or pirate some other software. Plenty of off-brand tablets are pretty good nowadays, and you don't need to get a Wacom. Also Prismacolor pencils are pretty cheap on Amazon or use coupons at your nearest art supply store to save some dosh
I'm trying to get back into drawing and painting as well so I can go nuts during Inktober. Just ordered some new ink colors for more versatility while inking plenty of squids

Lunatick
Lunatick

@likme
I usually don't call for help unless I'm close by enough not to get my crew killed trying to rescue me and if they don't notice me. I don't see a point calling for help the moment I die like I do "Ouch!" in regular battles.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

it's a 'how in the fucking world did these people get to profresh' episode

Inmate
Inmate

@Sharpcharm
i am going to making a sex at you

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Sharpcharm
Yeah user I'll fuck you too why not

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Need_TLC
a-a

@Sharpcharm
p-please

@Snarelure
ill be good i swear

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Lunatick
except you could've just prevented yourself from ruining our round if you actually did.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Stupidasole

It literally took me like 5 shifts to get to profresh, and I had no experience with splatoon before I bought my switch. If you can make it through training, you can get to profresh.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

im learning to meme

Methshot
Methshot

@TurtleCat
welp new headcanon, the reason hunter is so oblivious to kiers homosexuality is cause he's so damn slutty with every yebby he assumes it's just normal

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@haveahappyday
Oh. Right, yeah.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@StonedTime
I doubt you were in our crew. What was my name? :^)

viagrandad
viagrandad

@TurtleCat
as much as this is my fetish I'm gonna have to ask you to stop, please.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@SomethingNew
you're moving too slow, aim more forward so you have larger lateral movement

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Lunatick
I hope that by close enough you mean that you are in bomb range and not weapon range.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@JunkTop
off-brand tablets
like what
help a squigga out

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@TurtleCat
I want to ravage kiers squidhole
good thing he still owes me a favor

King_Martha
King_Martha

@JunkTop
Yeah my sister got a tablet but doesn't really seem like my thing, still love the feel of a pencil and ruler, the freehand sketch is a fresh breath of air. Sounds good, never did well with a brush, what's Inktober anyway, just some big splatoon art dump time?

Soft_member
Soft_member

So Baller is getting nerfed right? I dont think it has singlehandedly made me lose matches or anything like that but it is pretty crazy

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Can someone post the picture of the inkling in the rain with the splatbrella?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@TurtleCat
Oh this is what people mean when they say ERP

Illusionz
Illusionz

what if your woomy was diagnosed with mesothelioma and may be entitled to financial compensation

Bidwell
Bidwell

@TreeEater
Rescue range, of course. Are we doing this master hindsight backseat player shtick again?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@haveahappyday
This one?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Stupidasole
Huion and XP-Pen are the more trusted brands for both Intous and Cintiq alternatives. Check Amazon for a size you like. Wacom has some cheaper alts too if you don't want too many bells and whistles. Wacom is great, they are just too expensive a lot of the time. It's a very Apple-like brand where it's recommended to and by many professionals but too expensive to dive into and you can do as good without it at the expense of convenience
@King_Martha
Inktober is a general art thing to do an art piece containing ink, usually black, every day of the month of October. It can ink paintings, inking lines, or doing other media and having ink accents. I'm just being a fag and making all my stuff Splat related

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Illusionz
i'd be feeling sad they were diagnosed, but happy that they'd get some dosh from it.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

kill woomy?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Illusionz
what if your woomy was taking medication she was warned not to take while she was pregnant or thinking about becoming pregnant

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

You guys are all bunch of fags

And I love you guys

when's /ink/ meetup where we just look at a bunch of lewd squids and taste each other's ink

King_Martha
King_Martha

@TalkBomber
you don't want to meet up
you think you want to, but you don't

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

What if you found out your squid was involved with gang activity when you were trying to teach them to be a helpful member of society?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@BlogWobbles
yeah it was this one. thank you user.

@Fried_Sushi
this one is nice too though.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@King_Martha
I just wanna feel kier's tight butt and loved.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Illusionz
IT'S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW

Methshot
Methshot

@haveahappyday
@Fried_Sushi
for completions sake

Illusionz
Illusionz

@SniperGod
What if your woomy had an annuity and she needed cash now?

girlDog
girlDog

@SomethingNew
If you're not a jap, you'll never perfect that technique

idontknow
idontknow

@TalkBomber
meet up with me and i'll give you a $20 eshop gift card

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Methshot
wwww

@Sir_Gallonhead
humor you perv

viagrandad
viagrandad

what happened to fart woomer?

WebTool
WebTool

@idontknow
I'll only accept if you cum in my squid ass

FastChef
FastChef

@WebTool
sorry i aint gay, im just dot

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Illusionz
If not now, when? If not it, what? If not things, stuff?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

How did this thread instantly turn into a giant faggy cyberorgy?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Sharpcharm
kier came to shit up the place

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Sharpcharm
Because a majority, if not all, spags are gay. Mine's staying straight, no matter what.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Sharpcharm
Giant faggy cyberorgy AND reference corner for old TV commercials, get it right.

likme
likme

@Sharpcharm
kier
Reminder to report his illegal shota pornography, this isn't /b/

TreeEater
TreeEater

@BlogWobbles
tfw no day/night or seasonal weather cycles

5mileys
5mileys

@lostmypassword
why don't mods just ban him on sight he posts literal porn anyway
@likme
of course

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@5mileys
He evades it, so we'll just have to live with him waving his dick around and everyone coming in for a lick because we're no better than Discord.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Gigastrength
Not for long he's not

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@TreeEater
I keep noticing the water droplets that get around the edges of the screen when you swim or spawn in. I'm disappointed we don't have a light rainfall map, or have it as a random feature on certain maps.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@TreeEater
Does rain even exist in this world?
not counting inkstorms of course

Evilember
Evilember

Someone a few threads ago requested to doodle up some new squid clothes so I sort of half-assed it
I primarily want cowboy and farmer clothes because I live in Texas, but I also just want more dresses/skirts in general
What sorts of clothes would you want in the game? Extra points if you draw it, points detracted for anything related to fetish shit

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Evilember
Shrine Maiden
Witch
French Maid

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Evilember
can you make these green for me
for reasons, please thanks

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Evilember
What sorts of clothes would you want in the game?
pants

whereismyname
whereismyname

someone make a new thread so I can bitch about this fucking nightmare of a salmon run cycle

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Evilember
I'm hoping for a pirate outfit.

massdebater
massdebater

@Evilember
Fake beard
protective eyewear
more colors for rainboots. honestly most of what I want is recolors for some new ways to coordinate things, or to make similar loadouts that are effectively color swaps for alternate abilities

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Evilember

Frilly dresses with ribbons. One day Magical Woomy will be real

Supergrass
Supergrass

@whereismyname
Here's a new thread ready for when this one hits bump limit:
/vg/thread/190259356#p190259356
/vg/thread/190259356#p190259356
/vg/thread/190259356#p190259356
/vg/thread/190259356#p190259356

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Evilember
Eye Contacts that actually give your eyes a different look, unlike the Fake Contacts in the game.
I feel like that'd be nice.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@BunnyJinx
contacts that give your squid the same eye pattern as SS/Pearl
if you equip it as an octoling then you get Marina's

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Supergrass
thread hasn't hit bump limit yet
everybody already evacuated to the new thread
why

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Nojokur
lets do it, user.

What did you last eat? How was it?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Nojokur
We're literally 4 (now three) posts away from auto-sage.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Soft_member
Let's finish the job then.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@PurpleCharger
boop

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

You can leave now.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I love you guys, no homo

iluvmen
iluvmen

@New_Cliche
<3

Techpill
Techpill

@New_Cliche
y-you too

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