/ink/ - Splatoon General

SniperGod
SniperGod

Last thread: /vg/thread/190356253#p190356253

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News
- The Rapid Blaster Pro has been released! It has Toxic Mist and Ink Storm!
- The Tenta Brella weapon has been revealed and is coming soon! Sub is Beakon, special is Bubble Blower.
-- https://nintendotreehouse.tumblr.com/post/165521794157/big-bad-brella
- Splatoon 2 artbook announced!

Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- http://pastebin.com/h04p6aqy
Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- http://imgur.com/a/eV8p0
S2 New weapon stats
- https://imgur.com/a/NFzgv

Patch notes
- http://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2

Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- http://leanny.github.io/splat2/

List of possible main abilities for gear (contains unreleased gear)
- https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18ip1HahYq8DRZRgSEXoRqa915aThLXPb79AFF91HCe4/edit#gid=0

Latest updates on what the Splatnet store is selling
- https://twitter.com/splatnetstore

Resources
- http://pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL

Wiki
- http://splatoonwiki.org/

Loadout planner with weapons, gear, abilities, and stat calculations
- http://loadout.ink/

View schedules for stages, salmon run, and current Splatnet gear
- https://splatoon2.ink/

View Nintendo Switch online services on your PC
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Add your FC to the list of FC below:
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List of FC:
- https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

Splatoon 1 Artbook
- https://archive.org/details/TheArtOfSplatoon

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https://splatoon.ink/ink/
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https://nintendotreehouse.tumblr.com/post/165521794157/big-bad-brella
http://pastebin.com/h04p6aqy
http://imgur.com/a/eV8p0
https://imgur.com/a/NFzgv
http://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2
http://leanny.github.io/splat2/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18ip1HahYq8DRZRgSEXoRqa915aThLXPb79AFF91HCe4/edit#gid=0
https://twitter.com/splatnetstore
http://pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL
http://splatoonwiki.org/
http://loadout.ink/
https://splatoon2.ink/
https://github.com/OatmealDome/LoungeChair/releases/tag/v1.0.6422.34538
https://docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing
https://archive.org/details/TheArtOfSplatoon
https://my.mixtape.moe/cbqnlj.mp4
https://splatoon2.ink/
https://youtu.be/7GeMKYPRH6k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-yft8c_Aqk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ibMU6z1BYI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6xtsgQ9OtQ
https://imgur.com/eB3E2PH
https://i.imgur.com/6Rh3xXy.png
https://imgur.com/a/BHAYG
https://imgur.com/a/BHAYG
https://youtu.be/2wepetUhbl8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rkj6v631Gps
Booteefool
Booteefool

Play with Japanese players
They are irredeemable shitty

Don't these people need to suicide if they're bad at vidya?

SniperGod
SniperGod

REMOVE FLYFISH

eGremlin
eGremlin

rando doesn't throw a bomb for an easy three revives

idontknow
idontknow

@SniperGod
not Salmon op
one job

Inmate
Inmate

that wave 1
I'm starting to get tired and I'm fucking up a lot. I'm sorry for that.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Inmate
I was trying to get the last egg from the stinger, sorry

StonedTime
StonedTime

@SniperGod
*spawns on the other side of the map*

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Woomy!

Add me 1738-7794-3681

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@SniperGod
mfw only realized just now that the cannons on flyfish are dumpsters because they shoot bottle missiles
horee shiet

Soft_member
Soft_member

@StonedTime
those goldie spawns
I came

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Sho, Lun, let me know if and when you want to call it quits. I'm getting tired myself, I've been up all night and it's nearly 10am. That and I'm already at 350 rank so it's getting to that point where it's annoying

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Soft_member
That run was amazing

Flameblow
Flameblow

@idontknow
This, /ink/ post some SR art for future use

Illusionz
Illusionz

@TalkBomber
tfw double retarded for forgetting image

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Spazyfool
Add me, we're profresh Salmon run

FC: 0024-4386-7428
@Skullbone
Remade lobby cause the timer kept starting low

MPmaster
MPmaster

@StonedTime
I really wish you could break the cockpit and shoot them in the face. It's small enough a target that I don't think it would make them too easy.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Claiming this post in the name of the Brush Gang

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

high tide era tee with sub saver

Evilember
Evilember

@Flameblow
Haven't seen our dear friend in a while

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Sharpcharm
Think I've got one more in me.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Crazy_Nice
Posting one of my favourite artists

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

tfw dots offline

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Raving_Cute
3/4 we're gonna do one with a rando while waiting

happy_sad
happy_sad

Thanks for playing zero crew, I'll host or play again later after I get some sleep.

@Sir_Gallonhead
mfw dot is offline

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

GGs, could've end up on better note, but nice runs overall.
to be honest Im not feeling this rot too much

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

tfw tried to throw a bomb but forgot I had stingray activated

massdebater
massdebater

@StonedTime
I just noticed the rockets they fire are coke bottles.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@TreeEater
Someone just added me remade lobby

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Booteefool
I noticed that Japanese players are desperate to get behind with curling bombs. Like, I guess it could be a good gamble at the end of TW, but any team with half a brain knows how to deal with people trying to flank like that.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Methnerd
Oh fuck, alright, we just got into a game

Bidwell
Bidwell

@JunkTop
Oh shit no worries, I need a little time to chill

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Bidwell
we lost

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Methnerd
]
@Bidwell
tfw when I added back hasn't joined

Playboyize
Playboyize

@New_Cliche
Fucking grillers

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

The thread is always so comfy during work hours

Illusionz
Illusionz

@happy_sad
Alright fuck him, he'll have to try joining in 5 min

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

oh no

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Ignoramus
i luv u /ink/

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Carnalpleasure
Damn.

ONE MORE SLOT ONLY OPEN TO MR GRIZZ'S FINEST
FC: 0024-4386-7428

idontknow
idontknow

@Ignoramus
That first wave was great, for what it's worth

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I never get actually angry at this game BUT THIS GUY ACTUALLY MANAGED TO DO IT. SOME FUCKING 3RD WORLD SHITTER STEALING HIS NEIGHBOR'S SHITTY 2KB/s INTERNET

I JOKE THAT PEOPLE USE LAG STRATS TO WIN BUT THIS FUCKING GUY ACTUALLY DID IT. HE FUCKING TAKES THE CAKE.

A LOW QUALITY WEBM CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN HOW MAD I AM.
https://my.mixtape.moe/cbqnlj.mp4

Before you say "heh, maybe it's ur internet, maybe ur the one that has the bad connection........." notice how everyone in the video except him is moving normally.

I hope the next earthquake in mexico ends his fucking miserable life.

Now whenever people say that the game would be better by removing regional matchmaking I will have to vehemently disagree.
I'D RATHER NOT PLAY THAN LOSE TO TELEPORTING ASSHOLES WHO HAND CRAFTED THEIR ROUTERS FROM TWIGS, CHEESE AND BITS OF STRING

SDHADYSUAHDAJUDHYASHYDAS

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

just want to play splatzones before i go to bed
haven't played a single match in 27 minutes due to time outs
Kill me please

Lunatick
Lunatick

Is it always this fucking bad around this time in NA on SR? Do all the fucking ethnics get on or what?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Lunatick
not many people left in the middle of night

SniperGod
SniperGod

Well this outfit looks familiar

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Fuzzy_Logic
I'm not even playing and I'm mad holy shit

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Fuzzy_Logic
As bad as I feel for you, I can't help but laugh at how mad you are

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Fuzzy_Logic
Lag switches, mate, they aren't a meme. If you want to win every time, get yourself one, keep it off during matchmaking so you don't get empty rooms and turn it on during the match to get bullshit splats. Preferrably with a charger so you don't get trades.

Firespawn
Firespawn

/vg/thread/190356253#p190402781

Lunatick
Lunatick

Holy shit, that was close one, GG

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

What difficulty is our current SR rust?

massdebater
massdebater

maws and a bunch of bullshit around me
barely inked window
try to jump through
dodge roll out with like 1 hp left
I really thought I was gonna die there

FastChef
FastChef

1 win away from rank-up
cant find a lobby that will actually start

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Firespawn
putting . instead of dot
well thats ok i guess, gave me the giggles

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Evil_kitten
I'll check after this wave

WebTool
WebTool

@Bidwell
After that I'm at Profresh 290. It does average out though.

Remaking lobby

Techpill
Techpill

@WebTool
I'm 260.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@idontknow
it's true, I'm absolutely furious.

@PurpleCharger
honestly the last gameplay clip had me shout "what the fuck?" at 5am when everyone is asleep.
I never get angry at videogames.

I SHOT THIS MAN TEN (10) FUCKING TIMES.
then I habitually moved forward because "hey he should be dead after that long" BUT NOPE HE STILL FUCKING SPLATS ME.

@Firespawn
Everything is funnier if it happens to someone else. ;-;

@BlogWobbles
they're not a meme
I don't want to give him the benefit of the doubt and pretend that he's smart enough to actually use one. I'd rather think that he's stealing the free wifi from the local mcdonalds.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@WebTool
It does, but when you go for a long time and whole team is 300+ is starts to get hectic

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Firespawn
that first panel
CUTE

Booteefool
Booteefool

@LuckyDusty
there there
the evil lagman is gone now

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@LuckyDusty
Free wifi from local mcduck is often pretty nice, desu.

Flameblow
Flameblow

tfw you fap to your friend's Woomy while idling together
So this is what degeneracy feels like

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Booteefool
It's too late, the damage has already been done.
I will never forgive him.

I hope he falls into a severe depression, and the doctors don't diagnose him properly so he doesn't get prescribed the right medicine and lives an extremely unhappy life.

@Poker_Star
Not when tons of people are using it.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Flameblow
flapping to friends
You disgust me, that is sin

Methnerd
Methnerd

@WebTool
That wil be my last. Thanks all.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Nojokur
You're right, I should stick to doing it over strangers, and slut Woomy. Gomenasai.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I was a mess that round. Anyway, I got my superbonuses and my hands are starting to cramp, I'll take my leave here. Thanks for the carries.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

GGs rust crew

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Methnerd
Alright good runs. Hope Grizz gives you good bonuses.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Nojokur
ill do it to you wiki-kun

SniperGod
SniperGod

S+
get repeatedly matched with a guy who keeps fucking off to ink and plant beakons in enemy spawn and die and charge their specials for cheap as a result
Don't be like this guy please.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Nojokur
What would happen if one of your friends forcefully kissed you, hunter? Would you still be friends with them?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@SniperGod
not making out with your bwf(best Woomy forever)

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@SniperGod
Of course user, friends aren't people who don't piss you off, they're people who are worth forgiving over and over again.
@cum2soon
SIN

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Nojokur
he doesn't fap into your friends' clothes

Methnerd
Methnerd

3 timeouts
I just want to try a new weapon god damn it

JunkTop
JunkTop

What is the best way to lvl up and how should I choose how many of an ability I get

viagrandad
viagrandad

PSA: if your weapon sucks in glowfly waves but you got Stingray, USE IT.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@JunkTop
Lvl up would be (winning) ranked. 3 subs=roughly one main; OP's loadout planner will help you calculate buffs

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@JunkTop
Ranked gives the best exp if you win, so it's best to pop your double exp early on in C- and shit. As for the abilities, it varies. Typically, you should stop at 20, though.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Wait, Salmon Run is open? Gah, when does it end? I'm not going to miss it am I?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Emberburn
https://splatoon2.ink/

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberburn
You have nothing to worry about, user, it ends in 19 hours.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Emberburn
started few hours ago, there is plenty reserve atm

Spamalot
Spamalot

I want Marie to smug all over me!

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Nojokur
@SniperGod
@King_Martha
Ahh, okay.

I wanna play with /ink/ this time. Any rooms open?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Spamalot
I wan't Marie to hug all over me!

Firespawn
Firespawn

woomy

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Firespawn
Brown butt is always nice yes

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Firespawn
panties under spats
doesn't that cause chafing?

Bidwell
Bidwell

off prime time for my time zone
get matched with a jap
goldie wave
this fuck just runs around, booyahs and opens valves
They really do hate us.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Lunatick
do you seriously think they're not worn with underwear

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@GoogleCat
wanting to wear underwear when you have spats on
Not the same user, but that sounds uncomfortable

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

What will the next splatfest theme be?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Evil_kitten
Orgies

TechHater
TechHater

@Evil_kitten
Regional matchmaking vs. getting to actually play the damn game

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BlogWobbles
that sounds uncomfortable
It's honestly not. Having spats a size too small would be way more uncomfortable than underwear which you barely feel.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Griller on Wave 1
Neither does the Sting Ray or the Ink Jet user uses their specials when there are more than one griller

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Good morning /ink/. Any open SR rooms?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Evil_kitten
Sweet vs. Spicy

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Dead thread. Post squids.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@GoogleCat
@TalkBomber
I'm a little too tired for runs, but I wish you look if/when you do them :)

WebTool
WebTool

@Dreamworx
ok

Methshot
Methshot

@WebTool
Lewd

JunkTop
JunkTop

All those guys saying Aero needs a buff know shit. Inkbrush is leauges worse than Aeros. Sploosh is a bit worse than Aeros. Jr is worse too, but it's saved by kits.

girlDog
girlDog

@JunkTop
More than one weapon can need a buff, user.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

ladies...

yebby, ngyes or spaghetti

likme
likme

Is the Squid Girl set in Splat 2? I just got the game like a week ago.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@TurtleCat
I like yebby the best since it's the most similar to woomy.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@TurtleCat
what @Poker_Star
said

idontknow
idontknow

@TurtleCat
spaghetti

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Dreamworx
Short hair squids are the best

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I did it. Under one minute in fear the octo samurai.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@cum2soon
Delete this.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I wonder what child squids look like.

5mileys
5mileys

@cum2soon
I require more

hairygrape
hairygrape

@TurtleCat
Yebby is cute, but spaghetti is what caught on, so no point in fighting it.

Evilember
Evilember

@girlDog
But none needs it as much as Inkbrush, and yet nobody has ever said that. It is a piece of trash that neither splats nor really inks.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@TurtleCat
I like yebby it sounds the best, it's simple and only two syllables. People always shorten spaghetti to spag anyway because the whole word is too long and inconvenient

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Sharpcharm
THERE I AM GARY THERE I AM

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Dreamworx
The thread is pretty slow at the moment why is that

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Gigastrength
THE CRUST BUCKET

COME SPEND YOUR MONEY HERE!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@w8t4u
It's morning in the US, but even for this time of day it's pretty slow.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

God DAMN I love the Salmon Run BGM. HOW IS IT SO GOOD?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Sharpcharm
That is not under 0:45 desu.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

PONYTAIL WHEN

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@w8t4u
time I'd say, time decides a lot of things.
though the quiet times on here are slowly getting longer and longer.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Annie please I just want GOOD gear.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Dreamworx
m'woomy

Methnerd
Methnerd

i want to die

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@StonedTime
What pisses me off is that you can't kill them before they attack

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@DeathDog
I guess that can be my goal after work tomorrow.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@PurpleCharger
Stingray my man.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@SniperGod
If you had to remove one boss salmonid which would it be?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@TurtleCat
If woomys are woomys, yebbys are yebbys.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Firespawn
I'd like to be able to kill them without a special if I manage to be fast enough to chase them all the way to their spawn point, instead of having to wait for them to make a mess and open themselves.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Fuzzy_Logic
Smallfry

MPmaster
MPmaster

@kizzmybutt
There was a webm of a splatling-kun topping 0:45. A good decision was tossing a bomb at the beginning of phase to towards the point a guy will jump to. Probably can top that if you drop an extra bomb before the tetnackle spawns too

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Fuzzy_Logic
Grillers

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@MPmaster
phase to
Phase two, god dang it.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Poker_Star
we will never have a noir-esque detective outfit
I'm desperate for new clothes.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Good morning /ink/, how are ya doing?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Methnerd
I recently got the amiibo with this gear and it looks bretty gud, but I'm not fond of opening gambit and cold blooded. That's the price you have to pay for freshness I suppose.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@RumChicken
In order to kill one you must toss two bombs. It takes a full tank an regenearting a notable amount of ink. It's just about enough to make it in one go. And not to die right after to the barrage you better have some space and ink around.
So if you came a little early secure the area and get a full tank before one attacks. It's not like there is a lot of time to waste.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Mr. Grizz:

Fashion is a large part of Inkling society. By requiring uniforms, Grizzco is providing a repressive work environment in a job that is already very grueling and dangerous.Please consider allowing employees to wear the clothes they desire, if not every day then perhaps a casual Friday.

Respectfully,
Anonymous

iluvmen
iluvmen

@iluvmen
Fashion is a large part of Inkling society
Have you ever noticed how horrible inkling society is?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@iluvmen
Look at this fag that lacks a team spirit.
Get to work!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@iluvmen
Letting filthy salmon ink ruin your clothes by dissolving it
Grizzco® Uniforms® are specially treated to prevent this, and to provide extra protection in a hazardous environment. High visibility orange keeps you from getting lost in the fog. Also, it doesn't chafe.
We will be denying your request
-Mr. Grizz

Lunatick
Lunatick

Any South American players notice ping going to shit entirely? Especially in turf war? It was fine during the first month, then it went to shit afterwards

Booteefool
Booteefool

Hoodrat Woomy has returned!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Why can't people understand that if their teammate has a weapon that doesn't kill well, they are to be protected?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@SomethingNew
to provide extra protection in a hazardous environment
Stop shilling this instant. Said gear lacks a basic ink resistance feat.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Booteefool
Your artstyle is really cool, user!

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Sir_Gallonhead
Is there one?

Evilember
Evilember

@Booteefool
get a job

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Harmless_Venom
I wish I could say I was the one who drew it then.

@Evilember
What did he mean by this?

Inmate
Inmate

@Evilember
hoodrat woomy
working

Emberfire
Emberfire

@haveahappyday
Adorable

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

TFW no boy /ink/ling in winter wear to call cold spaghetti

Illusionz
Illusionz

@MPmaster
What if the salmonids have super-ink and triple pure ink-resistance makes it equal to normal ink

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Lord_Tryzalot
Most small weapons, like Jr. They can't do shit without ink laid down.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Stupidasole
i prefer hot spaghetti

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Stark_Naked
go to sleep kier

viagrandad
viagrandad

@iluvmen
not me ,im too busy being sad

WebTool
WebTool

I miss the aesthetic of S1. Don't get me wrong, the game is way better with balancing and QoL changes, but I miss the old soundtrack and stages. Everything in S2 kinda just blends together for me.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@WebTool
I feel the same

whereismyname
whereismyname

@WebTool
I miss the old soundtrack
post your faves

askme
askme

@iluvmen
I want to sleep with kier!
@viagrandad
I want to cuddle kier and cheer him up!

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@whereismyname
https://youtu.be/7GeMKYPRH6k

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@viagrandad
What's got ya down buddy

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Lord_Tryzalot
You are now my fave

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Playboyize
I like you aswell

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Illusionz
Griz. Stop. You are jewbear and do not give a shit about the gear you give. Just look at the weapon pull. You managed to lose your own shit there once.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Need_TLC
Jr is okay. Great kits both versions.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@whereismyname
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-yft8c_Aqk

SniperWish
SniperWish

@askme
thatd be nice

@haveahappyday
it feels like im slipping again.my antidepressants arent helping and my head is fucked.i keep wanting to hurt myself

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@iluvmen
casual friday

please please please

Snarelure
Snarelure

@SniperWish
we've reached the point we've got suicidal blog posts
Pack it up, /ink/ is dead.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Snarelure
/ink/'s just a rotting zombie at this point.

w8t4u
w8t4u

I figured out a good trick to use against grillers on Lost Outpost.

Right behind the basket is a high platform. Right next to it is a drop to the lower level on the outside of the walls. If you stay on the lower level the griller will be forced to stay outside the walls, but when it gets close you swim up= to the higher platform, forcing the griller to turn and expose the tail. Repeat as necessary.

This high platform allows short ranged weapons like the aerospray to hit the tail with very little risk.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@whereismyname
Ya, but it was still kinda fun

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@MPmaster
The Salmon Run uniform, the orange waders, are specially treated to resist the very harsh salmon ink, but the gear we give in prizes are not treated, since they are not meant for work. Also, the uniform shows solidarity with your comrades, and represents the company with every minute you wear it. Be happy that we do not make you also sing a company anthem and even pay you well.
-Mr. Grizz

cum2soon
cum2soon

@w8t4u
I did it the other way around
Same spot but I kept them inside by jumping down when they come close so the eggs are closer to the basket.when the grills are eventually killed off

Then I saw the "wall trick"
not sure which I like more

Methnerd
Methnerd

@WebTool
way better with balancing
Top is kinda balanced. Bottom is bottom. In 1 everything had enough standout qualities to be usable, besides maybe inkbrush, in 2 anything without flavor of the day special is meh and a lot of weapons are outright trash.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Snarelure
Oi buddy we can joke all the live long day about our own depression and others but at the end of the day it's a real thing that can effect everyone differently. We all have our bad days.

Snarelure
Snarelure

complete all 3 waves
a communication error has occurred
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

Illusionz
Illusionz

@LuckyDusty
Jr is armor machine. It can't kill or protect itself without armor up, and can't get armor if it's dead.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Just discovered my favourite comedy japanese ear cleaning audio maker also streams Splatoon. Nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ibMU6z1BYI

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@LuckyDusty
specially treated to resist the very harsh salmon ink,
I highly doubt it. Ever got yourself a vore episode because a sudden maw leaves a tiny ink at your feet and your weapon does not ink right under you like a blaster does? Well I had lots of them. Yougr gear is a cheap garbage Mr.Grizz

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

tfw next month’s SR reward still isn’t shoes
Then again, it hasn’t given out anything actually wearable yet anyway, and shows probably wouldn’t change that.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Need_TLC
@Illusionz
Which mode(s) are you talking about - I need to know before I start correcting you about bestweapon

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@SniperWish
It'll be okay, Kier. You are good, you are valid, you are loved. It's gonna be okay, you're gonna get better. You've been doing so well against depression and anxiety. I wish I could grab you and not let go, I don't want to watch you slip again.

askme
askme

@MPmaster
Puhlease understandu.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Snarelure
Blog posts are better than meta "hurr X is dead" posts

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Lord_Tryzalot
tfw mine only plays Overwatch and PUBG. Also, she's Korean.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Sharpcharm
That's pretty gay my dude

hairygrape
hairygrape

@StrangeWizard
Maining splatjr was a good time, but I had to change over to something with more range

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Spamalot
It's what I do best.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@hairygrape
use splatbombs if you need range
solved all my problems - unless I miss, but that's a matter of getting gud

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Spamalot
Now it's not

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Need_TLC
those boots

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Why do people friend request me

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Deadlyinx
Splatjr can't hard carry and it's reserved for support role, it's great if you have a team that allows for support, but playing with randos often requires more offensive weapons. I still love the hell out of it and I got really good at throwing bombs onto the center platform of humpback during SZ

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@VisualMaster
Because you're competent enough that they want to play with you again some time. That, or they like your in game name. I've sent friend requests to people with Touhou names before

girlDog
girlDog

@hairygrape
Yeah, I know. I'll let you touch them sometime if you want

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@whereismyname
That's what I'm talking about. If mostrandos realised that support isn't useless, they'd be usable.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

two brands favor Cold Blooded

Why did this do this
Toni Kensa and Annaki didn't deserve this

Toni Kensa should have just been neutral

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@cum2soon
I really like Lost Outpost. It's harder than the other maps, but if you know what you're doing you can do some good stuff.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@hairygrape
change to something with more range
and what would that be?

thanks for the album by the way

5mileys
5mileys

Why is special power up so garbage?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Snarelure
Fuck off faggot
Nobody here gives a shit

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Sharpcharm
You are good, you are valid, you are loved.
Fuck off nu-male loser.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Tell me to do it one more time.

WebTool
WebTool

@happy_sad
But you already do.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@PurpleCharger
Several people do, actually. Generals are for consistent discussion, and that's obviously going to form a community. You can go to /v/ if you just want to be edgy all day.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Poker_Star
I switched to Jet squelcher because it was my main in 1, but the pro is also good, n-zap is decent, and even splattershot is a good all rounder. Ideally I want to switch to chargers, but I have a while before I get there
No prob, I love that artist and I try to post the weapon art they did whenever I can

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@haveahappyday
Discussion of a specific game, not of some faggot who wants to kill himself

Techpill
Techpill

Reminder to not respond to shitposts but to just hide them and ignore

eGremlin
eGremlin

@5mileys
It's duration, except it increases the size of the reticle on the Tenta Missles and gives more health to the bubbles and gives bigger blast radius on the Bubble Blower.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

close to reach S
can't get a single fucking full lobby
Dangit SR

Nojokur
Nojokur

@TurtleCat
Lets reach a midpoint
Next time people want to blogpost, just say check my twitter. All namefags follow each other or communicate through discord anyways, I'm sure. Then they can talk off site

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@PurpleCharger
That's the spirit buddy

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@eGremlin
Oh excuse me, it gives more health to the Baller as well as if it needed more

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@PurpleCharger
@TurtleCat
shouldn't you be in school right now

Spamalot
Spamalot

@LuckyDusty
why don't you give me attention!
fuck off
@Nojokur
you are such a fucking loser, holy shit

Flameblow
Flameblow

literally no one is playing TC

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Flameblow
I timed out at least twice looking for a match.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Flameblow
Region?

Evilember
Evilember

@TurtleCat
You're missing the point, dummy. Generals breed regulars, regulars form friendships leading to posts like those. Once again, if you don't appreciate this culture, Veeky Forums obviously isn't for you.

And you're acting like they're hogging the whole thread talking about it when he was literally asked a question, answered it, the end. Chill the fuck out.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Flameblow

I just got up and I'm hungry

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Carnalpleasure
Timed out six times. One of them I got only one fucking person. Christ

@Skullbone
Freedomland

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Evilember
giving shitposters (You)s

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Evilember
there's literally two discords for your circlejerk bullshit

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Evilember
Generals breed regulars, regulars form friendships leading to posts like those.
Why don't we just slap on some tripcodes and merge with /ksg/ while we're at it? That's where we're headed at this rate.

@SniperWish
You know full well why you can't get a match. Only NEETs will be playing at this hour on a Monday.

Techpill
Techpill

Anyone doing Salmon? I need my bonuses.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@eGremlin
Guess I'll just go and be an asshole in TW then.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Anyone for SR?
this weapon rotation
No way I'm going freelance today

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Techpill
@Raving_Cute

Now kiss

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Raving_Cute
I'm
@Raving_Cute
Here's my FC:
SW-0025-2422-1448
If we can get at least one more I'll put up a room

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Raving_Cute
Seems decent to me. Squelchers doesn't require much thought, Aerospray only requires people to go a bit closer, and the goo tuber is probably the best charger for retards. Splatling will likely trip some people up, but you'll always have one difficult weapon.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Evilember
Reminder that we are not /mk8g/ and that this thread is about Splatoon and NOT Mario Kart.

And I pray to god we never become /mk8g/.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Stupidasole
Heck I quoted you twice.

Meant
@Techpill

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Evilember
Please do not shitpost with my wife.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Fuck I am useless with the Goo Tuber

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Stupidasole
I have you already, m8

massdebater
massdebater

@eGremlin
Why are you even here? It's obvious you hate it here, just go somewhere else

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Evil_kitten
Want me to go in as two for now?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

What's the gold aerospray weapon of splatoon 2 for turf war

I just want to ink shit and swim away. I need to just chill and get easy P even if lose.

I miss inkstrike

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Firespawn
sure, let's go

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Harmless_Venom
The gold aerospray.
the baller is fucking busted

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Harmless_Venom
gold aerospray

whereismyname
whereismyname

2/4 still

farquit
farquit

Callie and Marie amiibo cost so much holy shit

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@farquit

She's worth it

Methshot
Methshot

@whereismyname
I'll join in a sec. Was doing some TW with a friend.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

what's the point of this alley? why the developers added this part of the plaza if it doesn't have any use?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@farquit
Not just buying every splatoon amiibo for $20 in the form of NFC cards.
I feel sorry for you user, I've literally gotten every bonus.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Stark_Naked
I dont know what that is

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@VisualMaster
Future content?

TechHater
TechHater

@Playboyize
And I pray to god we never become /mk8g/.
It's been literally 2 years since the conception of this fear and it still hasn't happened. What makes you think it'll happen at all at this point?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Methshot
alright we just finished

whereismyname
whereismyname

@farquit
I'd rather have the plushies

JunkTop
JunkTop

@VisualMaster
@TurtleCat
Pretty sure one of the amiibo photograph locations is this alley

I like it because it makes me feel dirty knowing my squid was in some dirty alley taking selfies for validation

TreeEater
TreeEater

@whereismyname

Where's the Pepsi?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@whereismyname
Callie on the left, Marie on the right
Green Joy-Con on the left, Pink on the right
I'm still mad about this.

girlDog
girlDog

@TreeEater

In the trash where it belongs

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@whereismyname
I want the Hero Runner Replicas though which I need callie amiibo

Bidwell
Bidwell

@girlDog
rude

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@VisualMaster
SP expansion.
Octavio has escaped to Octo Valley, and has stolen the designs for the Hero weapons to arm his octolings.
It's up to you to recover the designs, unlocking custom and octo replicas.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Stark_Naked
Not just buying NFC stickers for like 1$/sticker

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@TreeEater
in a different picture, duh~
@Booteefool
makes perfect sense to me

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Did anyone see that last minute roll egg

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@TechHater
Probably the tourney that happened during the downtime for the next SR.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Hey guys need to accept an FR

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

falling in the water all those times
J U S T

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Sir_Gallonhead
Any programs yet that'll work with a random chinese USB reader/writer? Don't have a fancy phone.

Methnerd
Methnerd

SEA SLUGS

5mileys
5mileys

@Deadlyinx
Sorry, no idea. I use my Android phone with TagMo.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@RavySnake
They're stickers like @Sir_Gallonhead
said embedded in cards that are exactly the same as amiibo without the shitty price. You can buy them on ebay and such. It saves you the trouble of having to make them yourself, which is what the actual stickers are for. And they save you a shit tonne of money.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Carnalpleasure
My friend! The Hero Runner Replicas are so damn fresh, I love them.

Snarelure
Snarelure

didn't break 30
I must get faster and stronger.

WebTool
WebTool

@iluvmen
I don't buy the amiibo for the rewards, I buy them for the figure

Evilember
Evilember

@WebTool
They're shitty figures.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@WebTool
someone understands

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Evilember
And when was the last time some franchises that have amiibo got merch? Earthbound merchandise is retardedly expensive

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Stupidasole
This month I think.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Evilember
Then I guess I just like shitty things, nothing you need to worry about.

Inmate
Inmate

@iluvmen
Ah. Well damn I already have all of them but the callie and marie. Cheapest I see is like $15 for all of them. Cheaper than the amiibo still but dont need them all

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Fried_Sushi
It's normal for people to shit on shit opinions if those shit opinions are shared, at least on Veeky Forums. Don't pretend it's not normal or not welcomed by deflecting like that. It's not like I'm "worrying" about it, I'm just saying your opinions are shit.
But yeah, this is a pretty stupid conversation that won't accomplish anything.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@hairygrape
I thought children were in school at this hour, put your phone away before your teacher sees

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Skullbone
Not even all of America has school hours at this time man, at least try to make sense with your insults.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

One more for me

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Mega here sorry for sucking so much, haven't played for a week

Supergrass
Supergrass

ggs guys gotta run

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Good games familia

SniperGod
SniperGod

@TurtleCat

Spag won every poll we've done and is easily the most widely used, deal with it

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Supergrass
@Burnblaze
GGs

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Annie please come through for me

TreeEater
TreeEater

Should I be worried about dying a lot in ranked or is that just the nature of the mode? I'm getting around 10 deaths per match if they last 5 minutes.

WebTool
WebTool

@TreeEater
If your constantly aggressive towards the objective, expect to have more deaths on average than the pansy who sits back with the e-liter and doesn't move up

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

TFW all the cool shit you like will always be either overpowered or terrible
Inkbrush
Octobrush
Baller
All the shit that's fair is a bunch of lame guns.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@TreeEater
Mostly yes.
A few deaths are unavoidable, but it's important that you end up with a net positive before you die.
No point in trading with a flanker if the other 3 murder everyone else.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Any salom run rooms need another shitter to join?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Ignoramus
I'm playing with a friend right now, whats your profresh rank?

girlDog
girlDog

@Harmless_Venom
330. I-I'm good at salmon run I swear, I won't let you down!

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@girlDog
I was just asking cause we just started playing and don't want to get rekt, kek
let me get up to 80 or so then I'll set up a room
FC?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@BlogWobbles
I think the scores average out, so the lower someone is against my score the better. But you can get to 80 still, I don't mind waiting.

It's 2964-5665-7781

TreeEater
TreeEater

people using the cheap wall trick on Griller waves because they don't know how to fucking Maneuver

get some skill, you fucking fags or I will let the small fry tap your ass next time you pull that stunt.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

wave 3 Mothership with randoms
random with the Stringray double pops it at the start of the wave before the Mothership even moves in
said random babysits eggs at the edge of the map ignoring the Mothership and crates for the rest of the wave
no idea what the other two were doing since I'm the only one trying to stop the Mothership from stealing eggs

Yeah it's wave 3 so I know I shouldn't give a shit but man stuff like that makes my eyes roll.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@TreeEater
be particularly skilled by outsmarting enemies
told to git gud skill
What did he mean by this?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@AwesomeTucker
be skilled at being carried

ftfy, who you think is saving your ass, playing wall crawler? Certainly not you

Emberburn
Emberburn

@King_Martha
We would have had it but got wave 3 grillers and randoms kept getting trucked
Just gonna need a few more minutes, sorry user

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Boy_vs_Girl
during the downtime for the next SR.
Do you guys not play the actual game?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

... my squid got lewded while i was gone for the weekend ........

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Need_TLC
Stop leaving them alone, then!

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Need_TLC
lucky you

likme
likme

@Need_TLC
Which squid?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@King_Martha
Oh hey I have you added already, I'll start up a room, just join
Hope you don't mind dealing with a random though, I don't have a 4th

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Need_TLC
That's what you get for having a cute and popular woomy!

Nojokur
Nojokur

@SniperWish
I had a feeling it was you, let's do this

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Anyone doing Pro runs currently?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@BunnyJinx
@BlogWobbles
T~T;

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Nojokur
stuck in ink with a charge weapon
im going to kill myself, I hate grillers

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Emberfire
I inked that wall for us to climb when Grillers show up, it makes them a really easy wave

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Need_TLC
So, essentially, she was raped. You should've taken better care of her, user.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Garbage Can Lid
Gimme a minute after this one, my dog is going insane

farquit
farquit

@Fuzzy_Logic
Just adapt

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Garbage Can Lid
Inks walls
The hero we need, not the one we find in random.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@BinaryMan
No worries, I've only got about 3-4 more rounds before I have to head out

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Flameblow
Come back
Search
Realize I think my friend went afk while i was gone
this is not good

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Fuzzy_Logic
Steelhead. They're too difficult to deal with unless you have a weapon that can handle them easily. A single Steelhead is fine when you have a charger, but when things get chaotic and teammates are busy dealing with other things, one or two of them is a nightmare.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Illusionz
At least they don't do contact damage.

Inmate
Inmate

@JunkTop
somehow ran through with no problems
well then.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Inmate
I can hear them in the background so they'll be back in a minute or two if you don't mind waiting

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Inmate
Yeah I thought we were going to wipe at some point. That's the first time I've ever used the cannons before, it was kinda fun

Inmate
Inmate

@Dreamworx
Yeah Cohock waves are some of my favorites, the cannons make everything super easy to kill

FastChef
FastChef

@w8t4u
thread is only active when europoors like me are sleeping and going to school...

TreeEater
TreeEater

@StrangeWizard
I can hear them in the background
What do you mean? You seem to play with that person a lot, do you know them irl?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@SniperWish
suicidal user is back
well now /ink/ will be specialized in psychology in less than 1 week, i guess?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@TreeEater
Just a friend of mine, we use voice chat when we play anything though

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@PurpleCharger
replying to hours old post
Don't start this shit up again please.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

that inkjet clutch

FastChef
FastChef

@TurtleCat
yebby sounds the most like an inkling word and they actually say "yebby"

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Deadlyinx
I thought you both disconnected when it was just me and the random near the low tide area

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Old delivery. Don't even know if the user that requested this still posts here.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Rainmaker on Manta Maria
I'm an N-zap
We've pushed the Rainmaker to the back wall from the middle (you know, take it, swim forward, turn right, drop down)
We lose it
I'm hiding nearby, nobody's noticed me yet
I still have Ink Armour
They pop the Rainmaker shield
I swim up to it, take the hit with Armour, quickly paint a little path, and grab it
Jump down and dunk it before the enemy team realise what's happening

Heehee

Evilember
Evilember

well that sucked

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@ZeroReborn
Not bad but
hands
Callie is the one with the pants

RavySnake
RavySnake

@ZeroReborn
Not that user, but that's great. Did you intentionally switch up the outfits, though?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Harmless_Venom
Just a moment, sorry for all the interruptions

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@RavySnake
NFC user. It's like KFC but in Nevada

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@RavySnake
Near Field Communications
Basically the little chips in amiibo that allow them to work the way they do

Spamalot
Spamalot

Anyone for some SR?

Evilember
Evilember

@lostmypassword
Got a phone call, lets do a run until they get back

Firespawn
Firespawn

@lostmypassword
Alrighty, this'll be my last game anyway. I've got to go out real soon now

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Carnalpleasure
Are you that user that posted a while ago about how the Hero Runners are the best-looking shoes?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Spamalot
I've been doing some randos, it's not too bad.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Firespawn
it didnt match us with any randoms
WHY

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Evilember
3 steel head bombs land and triforce my shit
I had no idea they could lock you in, I was trapped in every direction. What amazing coordination they have

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@RavySnake
same thing happened to me with a wall and 2 scrappers and a maws
got my shit pushed in

happy_sad
happy_sad

@BunnyJinx
That means even bigger gains with a team that knows what they're doing

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@RavySnake
Are you done senpai?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@SniperWish
I've got to go now, thanks for hosting Sput!

Methshot
Methshot

@Need_TLC
Tennis Woomy?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Supergrass
No problem, good games!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Need_TLC
Speak now on the matter or there will be more to come

Illusionz
Illusionz

@happy_sad
How far away from 1200 are you?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Wow, an entire eight kills! That's so much better
None of you fuckers could break ten
Why don't you ragequit life and do your parents a favor, you fat sack of shit. You're the ones who wanted the "chill squad"
Seriously, end your life. I average a lot better using literally any other weapon. You don't want people dicking around with whatever, then say you actually want to win next time, okay retard?
Use words instead of constantly shoving your mouth full of food
I was being civil with the other guy, but you're just a fat worthless piece of shit, fuck off.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@PurpleCharger
Possibly. I did say they were good looking shoes before but I'm not sure if I'm same user

SniperGod
SniperGod

As someone who has never done Salmon Run can I run it myself so I don't go in blind?

5mileys
5mileys

@SniperGod
there's a tutorial

girlDog
girlDog

@SniperGod
You start with a tutorial and immediately go into easy mode. Just play and you'll figure it out. Read the manual later, since it will go over a couple special waves you'll see in higher difficulties.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

That's the last round for me M. Have good runs.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Any SR rooms open?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I-I'm in love

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

booyah in SR
get a triple manmenmi back

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Burnblaze
manmenmi is best sound

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Burnblaze
i always jump out of the ink at people and booyah. it always makes a sound.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@CouchChiller
why is she crying
you are supposed to protect her smile

DeathDog
DeathDog

@RumChicken
i'm partial to "vwee"

likme
likme

@CouchChiller
Why is she crying? Give her a pepsi

WebTool
WebTool

Afternoon /ink/ just got back from the gym, how is Salmon run today?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@WebTool
G O O
T
U
B
E
R

Nojokur
Nojokur

@DeathDog
That or the one that sounds like Thankyou just make me feel all good

Brightens my day

Lunatick
Lunatick

did that tennis x green woomy lewd ever get drawn?

@Need_TLC
@Methshot
wondering this too

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Lunatick
did that tennis x green woomy lewd ever get drawn?
Yes it did, it's in the last thread

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Nojokur
revive someone
KWANKOO

MPmaster
MPmaster

@MPmaster

Those are the best

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@CouchChiller
translation please?

Emberburn
Emberburn

Can we talk about Inkbrush a bit? It's such a piece of trash right now. It has nothing going for it. Don't say "inking", Aero does it better and has actual range and damage.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Emberburn
I was an inkbrushfag for the majority of the first Splatoon

Now I'm rolling with the splat brella and I love it

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Emberburn
Aero doesn't have splat bombs and panicdown

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Spamalot
same, the sprinkler ink storm combo is the perfect replacement for the old inkbrush even if the main weapon isn't that great. I miss damage up

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@VisualMaster
The baller with the aero gold sub weapon is a better weapon than the inkbrush.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@SomethingNew
don't know but I'm going to post it every thread until someone translates

this one says Suki, Yaki (food pun instead of realizing he said I love you)

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Emberburn
Just hope the Nouveau comes before the Baller nerf.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Lunatick
@CodeBuns
P.S. it was HOT and tennis woomy being embarrassed about her crush being public makes it even more hot

Inmate
Inmate

@Garbage Can Lid
@BunnyJinx
what a dumb squid

I bet she has trouble doing basic math!

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I want to hold hands with Marie

MPmaster
MPmaster

@VisualMaster
Aero has sucker bombs for area denial and curling chaos for more area denial.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@hairygrape
you know what they say about girls with big boots!

StonedTime
StonedTime

use a double exp snack ticket because why not
get my ass handed to me thrice in a row
fourth game starts strong, has a bit of a wobble but generally seems to be going well
Connection lost

it's 8:30pm and i'm considering going to bed already because holy fucking balls

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@King_Martha
I wish we had more gigantic boots in this game. Those are the only ones, and the orange back thing bothers me

TechHater
TechHater

@happy_sad
Honestly my fetish senpai
I want one with slut woomy embarrassing school woomy now

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Crazy_Nice
Armor Boot Replicas from Marie amiibo.

Inmate
Inmate

@TechHater
yes

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

fucking hell salmon run has ruined my sleep schedule. I have had to fit salmon runs schedule with my actual work schedule and hanging out with my friends. I'm sleeping completely sporadically for a few hours each time and it's killing me.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@StonedTime
Does the match making system intentionally place you with shitters if you use a snack ticket? Because every time I use one I start to lose more often.

5mileys
5mileys

@MPmaster
I'd rather just get the kill with the Splat Bombs to be honest, no need to deny you the area when I can send you back to spawn

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Emberburn
It's a running thing. Gotta go fast! You can flank. You can make your teammates superjump to you.
You can hide.
You can harass with a sub and esily get away witj it.
That is basically it.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@CouchChiller
@SomethingNew
From right to left, top to bottom. I'll see if I can do the other one too.

Huh? Ikarin-chan is dead?
That's not true~ 'Cos we played together yesterday!
We promised that we'd keep playing together starting today, too!
...
... It's not true...

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Stupidasole
I just always have a ticket going at all times, so if there's any correlation between tickets and losses, and I doubt it, it must be the mental pressure.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Crazy_Nice
I think it looks good with the FA-01 Reversed.
It's puffy, so the boots don't look so big compared to it, and the reversed is orange, so it sorta matches.

I wear those both with squidfin hook cans when I go inkbrushing.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@TechHater
ywn eat school woomy's ass while slut woomy spreads it for you

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@RavySnake

Now I'm sad

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@RavySnake
thanks
well that took a dark turn... thought she was crying for some candy...

TechHater
TechHater

@RavySnake
delete this, its making me depressed

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Boy_vs_Girl
@TechHater
@Stark_Naked
i shouldn't have asked for translation

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@TalkBomber
What the heck did you expect?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Is ISM truly overrated?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Firespawn
user please, I'm trying to collect eggs

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Gigastrength
continuation of @Methnerd
confession

Booteefool
Booteefool

Splatoon switch bundle arrived
I'm back baby

farquit
farquit

@Raving_Cute
Room for one more?

SW-1190-4724-5528

Never played with /ink/ before but I'm Profreshional.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Gigastrength
It's useful on ink-chuggers, but basically useless on weapons that already have good ink efficiency.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Firespawn
I suddenly wish I was a drawfriend

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Gigastrength
I find it useful on dynamo since you get extra flicks with it. And yes I know, >dynamo

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Need_TLC
FATT

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Booteefool

Don't forget to post your FC so we can all play together

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Nojokur
go to Crusty Sean's
buy drink
Thankyou

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberfire
NOOOO SHE'S THICC LEARN THE DIFFERENCE

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Anyone else just not like Splatoon 2 maps?

They are either too small or just boring in general. Humpback is just a giant circle with no features. I know they can still add maps but I'm hoping we get fun maps like Mahi Mahi and Museum. The current ones are too static and the ones that do change a bit only have a small platform that rotates a bit.

Splatoon 1 had a lot of static maps as well but they at least had things that made them stand out compared to other maps.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Need_TLC
I didn't know Splatoon had whales in it

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Emberfire
would put out for her either way

Skullbone
Skullbone

Somebody post the sassy Marina pic. You know the one

RavySnake
RavySnake

@5mileys
You don't understand mindgames. If you die to a splat bomb, you just go "Damn, got outplayed. Should play smarter next time", but if you get blocked, you grow impatient, instead of having a couple seconds to relax you're still in the field and potentially vulnerable, you're on your toes the entire time. The more pressure like this you put on the enemy, the more likely they are to make mistakes. Mistakes are what make matches.
Moreover, if you just kill the enemy, you lose track of them, whereas if you block them off, you know that once the bomb blows up there's a big chance of them coming from there and not anywhere else, which means you can waste their time by zoning them and then dunk them with your main as you're at an information advantage.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@SniperGod
EXTRA FATT

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Harmless_Venom
heck
Barf bork to you too, doggo!

askme
askme

@Fried_Sushi

Thanks m8

@RavySnake

would fug/10

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@RavySnake
those "I just shit my pants and I hope nobody notices" eyebrows

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Need_TLC
Sorry bud, T H I C C is used when there's some good fat in the right places
In your pic it's everywhere, so it's F A T T.
Learn the difference...

MPmaster
MPmaster

@RavySnake
What you've just described entails doing the same exact thing, but taking a lot longer to do it.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@TalkBomber
Who is the artist for this?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Moray Towers in rotation
every fuck has to go charger, Slosher, or Squelcher

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Nojokur
I will once I finish story mode

Playboyize
Playboyize

@haveahappyday
inkerton-kun

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Sir_Gallonhead
green woomies really are the best

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Playboyize
Why are people mean to Porl?

FastChef
FastChef

@MPmaster
It is taking a lot longer. But you still do whatever you were doing, whereas bad guys' plan of "I should go/stay here" is halted, and has to be replaced with something else, wasting more of their time than you do yours. It doesn't give them enough time or safety to check the map, too. This is especially powerful against snipers, for example- they're very reliant on positioning, so zoning them off their perch and chasing them around for a while will net better results for your team than just killing them outright, only for them to quickly return back to their nest.

TechHater
TechHater

H3 sucks the D

TreeEater
TreeEater

@SomethingNew
I agree

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Playboyize
Thank you, user!

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Sloshers are fucking cancer

Illusionz
Illusionz

@TechHater
You might like the next SR loadout.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Illusionz
why would i care
would fug either way
i like meaty

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Sir_Gallonhead
you have a fat fetish

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Fuzzy_Logic

They're quite fun actually

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Firespawn
My dick

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@TreeEater
@AwesomeTucker
If you're on the wall, you aren't contributing to killing the grillers/smallfry. And once theres two you would have people pulling that shit cutting your offensive power in half.

Inmate
Inmate

@Harmless_Venom
it's not a fetish, i just love to fuck

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@TechHater
tied for second fastest splat with its one-burst KO, has same fire rate as Sloshmo and Slosher which do fine being 2HKOs, so misses are no big deal either
tied for second longest shooter range
one of the best inkers in the game
efficient as fuck
decently mobile, stack that run speed tho
kit is on the weaker side but has perfect synergy with the weapon itself
H3 doesn't suck, but you do suck at using it.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Harmless_Venom
so? im bi as well
oh and don't think i don't fap to loli/shota and furry as well
almost anything goes
is this pansexuality or whatever stupid name tumblr cam up with

@Inmate
same

askme
askme

@Fuzzy_Logic
I love how all the super laggy fucks always main rollers

Methshot
Methshot

@askme
laggy
roller
*bumnuggler flashbacks*

Supergrass
Supergrass

@FastChef
Maybe in Turf War. In any ranked mode I'd rather have them dead so I can push without worry. And autobombs are better at displacing snipers than suctions.

WebTool
WebTool

@TreeEater
That filename
Blank image
?????

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Illusionz
Salmon walk in straight lines like idiots, never squid, and never ink in front of themselves. It's completely manageable there.

FastChef
FastChef

Hold the fuck up

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Supergrass
briefly get off perch
chicken walks off the perch
get back on perch
vs
get off perch for considerable amount of time
by the time it blows up there's another one on the perch

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@FastChef
It's gonna be amazing

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

splatoon one
try on hat
turn woomy around
pic related

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@LuckyDusty
Do you fap to your Woomy, /ink/?

5mileys
5mileys

@AwesomeTucker
Yes, often
So does like, half of /ink/. Probably more

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@kizzmybutt
Tumblr didn't make up pansexuality, buddy

@AwesomeTucker
Not anymore, but something about Splat 1's blurry models made my yebby irresistible

Illusionz
Illusionz

@AwesomeTucker
implying I'd fap to my pet daughter

Supergrass
Supergrass

@AwesomeTucker
I fap to /ink/'s woomys practically any time I'm free

cum2soon
cum2soon

What is it about inklings that make them look so squishy? And i don't mean just the tentacles.

Methshot
Methshot

@AwesomeTucker
I've never fapped to a woomy, they're too pure to defile like that.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@cum2soon
They don't just look squishy, they are squishy.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@cum2soon
Idk why my code came out with that but whatever

Booteefool
Booteefool

@kizzmybutt
is this pansexuality or whatever stupid name tumblr cam up with
no user, what you've described is called having "no standards"

girlDog
girlDog

@Illusionz
I'll fap to her instead then

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@girlDog
I'll join

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@StrangeWizard
Assuming that they're on a single raised ledge that they can bait the chicken off. A big assumption. And I would really not call the process of avoiding a suction bomb "considerable" in the slightest; that long fuse is predictable and imparts no real hurry to me when they're chucked in my direction, so long as I avoid the explosion itself. And if you're tossing constant suction bombs, you're no longer doing what you've been doing and instead you've turned the match into a virtual 3v3. Worse if I'm riding the tower and you're doing it, because all you're doing is slowing me down when you could be stopping me.

If you want to relocate your enemy, do it right. Relocate them back to spawn.

5mileys
5mileys

SR Profresh foom open.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

pplease don't fap to my woomy

Illusionz
Illusionz

@AwesomeTucker

Yes to her lewds and little fantasy scenarios I come up with involving her and other /ink/ woomies

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Fried_Sushi
implying people haven't already
She's probably been bukkake'd more times than you could count by now

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@w8t4u
She's probably been bukkake'd more times than you could count by now

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Illusionz
That's cute/lewd, user. Any involve her butt?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Fried_Sushi
implying this won't make us fap even harder

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Stark_Naked
Any involve her butt?
Ah, I see you are also a man of impeccable taste

Methnerd
Methnerd

@RumChicken
Because they are unable to understand perfection and would rather lash out than accept it

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Fried_Sushi
ywn coat a Woomy while their player is away, only for them to return at the last second to witness you blowing a final load

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

do you think i'm cute? y/n

Inmate
Inmate

@Stupidasole
y

Methshot
Methshot

@Stark_Naked

Still a virgin there. For now anyways

MPmaster
MPmaster

@hairygrape
What can I say? I'm an ass man. Eating it out, fugging it, hotdogging it

The possibilities are endless

SniperWish
SniperWish

@5mileys
2/4

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Methshot
Should fix that asap, user!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@SniperWish
WAIT FOR ME I JUST STARTED RANKED

hairygrape
hairygrape

@SniperWish
joining in a second, already have you added

whereismyname
whereismyname

@MPmaster
My nigga
I wish there was a lot more butt porn of slut woomy, she might just be my favorite

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Dreamworx
a virtual 3v3
We're talking an Aerospray making a sniper useless. If your team has turf control already and there's nothing Aero can do safely anymore, that's a great tradeoff in my book.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@whereismyname
this guy gets it

TechHater
TechHater

@FastChef
This is going to be my first Salmon Run experience

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@whereismyname
Same, probably fapped to them more than any other woomy.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Firespawn
But I want to do it to both of them

Nojokur
Nojokur

@SniperWish
Just so you know, I'm profress 330 after playing last night. Might get a bit hectic

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Need_TLC

Hard to get pass the "But I poop from there!" defense

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Carnalpleasure
In matters or fantasy, I can look past that

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Carnalpleasure
"not right now you don't"
-nyanners

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

list spaghetti is back again! what is the next drawing trend gonna be, /ink/?
Picture perfect/machine drawings
Furries
"I wish ____ was real"
Transgender/nonbinary posts
"callie come back" posts
MORE transgender posts
"this symbol means everything to me"
elf on the shelf
#BringBackCallie

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Fried_Sushi
are you guys really still looking at/caring about those

Bidwell
Bidwell

@whereismyname
@Fried_Sushi
Same.

We need more Slut corrupting Schoolgirl too

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@PurpleCharger
I already do a daily round of checking all inklings in my lobby for good gear so I read their posts too. Some make me laugh

hairygrape
hairygrape

no salmon run rooms being posted
make a room and only 1 person joins after waiting 10 minutes
we quit after a few games with randoms
a couple of minutes later
multiple rooms of everyone having fun playing together in salmon run
all the rooms are full

No one wants to play with me, it actually hurts.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

playing in mobile
randomly can't move
No idea what the fuck happened but I'm glad my pro controller was around. Redocking my right joy-con fixed it

TreeEater
TreeEater

playing Splatoon 2
curled up in bed after it rained, can see a double rainbow out my window and the sun shining on the dark clouds from the west
reading tsubasa reservoir chronicle in between rounds, staring at fai's pretty face
listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6xtsgQ9OtQ
Who else /comfy/ here?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@GoogleCat
brb grabbing food

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@TreeEater
You are "rainbow dildo suit" gay.

farquit
farquit

@New_Cliche
You don't sound very comfy. How can I help fix that?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@farquit
Definitely not with a rainbow dildo suit.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Is getting around 2000p any good? I'm only low level, just unlocked the splat brella and my friend is telling me that's a shit score and I suck but i've never seen anyone get much higher

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@MPmaster
Is that Milky?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Sharpcharm
He's salty m8, I never get to 2000 and I usually have what I think are very good games

Booteefool
Booteefool

@happy_sad
You sure? I could draw my inkling in that.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

_____ a woomy!
https://imgur.com/eB3E2PH
Should I upload my art to the booru? I had no idea there was one before because I never read the entire general OP post

Flameblow
Flameblow

@TreeEater
Feeling comfy as fuck user. My grandmother is at that age where she's just sitting around doing nothing so she asks us to visit often. Chilling in a grandma chair while eating her homemade soup and playing, people need to stop with this "portability is a meme" I love that aspect of the switch.

eGremlin
eGremlin

No news on the next splatfest yet?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Booteefool
I'm skeptical that you would, yet intrigued that you might.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Evil_kitten
Absolutely.

@Flameblow
Sounds great, user. Glad you're feeling comfy. Tell your grandma I said hi and hope she's doing well!

@MPmaster
I could if it'd make you happy. I'm not a good artist though, and currently busy being /comfy/, but later I can.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Evil_kitten
this is my fetish
and upload it somewhere lossless like booru, yeah

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Flameblow
Does your grandma know you want to fuck squids

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Evil_kitten
NICE
that's some good quality
i think you've outdone yourself with the art
do you have a collection of your lewds and non lewds?
it helps keeping the fave folder compact

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Evil_kitten
Hell fucking yes, saved

Also regarding the booru, if people are going to bother actually using it from now on, we should consider tagging squids with their /ink/ names so people can find specific ones if they want. Tennis Woomy, Slut Woomy, ect

FastChef
FastChef

@Flameblow
I unno, playing games in front of your grandma instead of talking seems kinda disrespectful. But who am I one to talk? I did the ketchup vs. mayo splatfest at a family reuinon.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@RumChicken
Why are you just assuming I want to fuck squids user, maybe I've got a thing for octopus instead

JunkTop
JunkTop

@FastChef
We're both eating and talking. She has her novelas on while I play, talking doesn't require full attention user.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@CouchChiller
Does your grandma know you want to fuck kids

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@JunkTop
Well as long as she cool with it then okay. I just know my grandma wouldn't be quite as chill.

likme
likme

@Lunatick
*squidkids

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Dreamworx
you've turned the match into a virtual 3v3

Wow. Just wow. Armchair ranked for idiots.

farquit
farquit

@Skullbone
I accept your surrender.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@whereismyname
@ZeroReborn
@Fried_Sushi
@Bidwell
https://i.imgur.com/6Rh3xXy.png
Woomy!

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Lunatick
fapping to ingame models
I have aged up fanart buddy, you don't fap to children do you user?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Skullbone
I actually play in an armchair

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@BlogWobbles
man im starting to get confused with the artists
are you vivi?

and what even is the name of @Evil_kitten
?

WebTool
WebTool

@BlogWobbles
I want to shoot her butt with my charger!

Emberfire
Emberfire

@iluvmen
You realize you're on Veeky Forums right?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@iluvmen
literally fap of the fandom

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Lunatick
as long as i get good grades she doesn't care

cum2soon
cum2soon

@BinaryMan
those woomies are named Kombu and Sesame

Bidwell
Bidwell

@BinaryMan
I don't have a name, call me whatever and I'll stick to it

Lunatick
Lunatick

THE BOORU IS GOING NUTS LADS

Snarelure
Snarelure

@cum2soon
You named your squids
Others have named their squids
I haven't named my squid

I should really get to that.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Bidwell
You are now and hereafter "Billy Bob Jones"

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@cum2soon
This guy gets it

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Bidwell
do you have a collection somewhere of all your stuff?
maybe on imgur or something?
it would help a lot

Inmate
Inmate

@cum2soon
that looks delicious

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@happy_sad
Hey now, something cute please
@Booteefool
https://imgur.com/a/BHAYG
Currently in the process of uploading all my art to the booru as well

girlDog
girlDog

Kier did my comic idea
Poor buttslut spag, forever doomed to not get his booty plundered.

Evilember
Evilember

@Emberfire
I'm joking pal but the "where do you think we are" argument doesn't really work here I've seen tons of posts in threads shouting pedobait at anything flatchested

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Lunatick
h-happening?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Garbage Can Lid
please do, imgur adds a shitload of jpeg artifacts so it's not great if we want to save the images

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Garbage Can Lid
No take backs, Billy.

Methshot
Methshot

@Lunatick
Does anyone have the album of all the slut woomy images?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Garbage Can Lid
https://imgur.com/a/BHAYG
nice
is this complete?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Methshot
I have, to my knowledge, all the Slut Woomy pics. Give me a little bit and I'll upload them to the booru

takes2long
takes2long

@girlDog
He gets his booty ravaged on the regular just not by hunter

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Garbage Can Lid
how about after my favorite TV sitcom character Rachel

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Snarelure

Others named my squid but I've grown attached to it so maybe let /ink/ handle it

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

tyrus here, good job guys. Nice SR run. Check my gear if you want. Also, sorry if my aim was off at times, I panicked. Got both superbonuses with only one crew wipe.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Fried_Sushi
No probs man, it was fun. Got me up to profesh 450 now.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@girlDog
That idea was already made
https://youtu.be/2wepetUhbl8

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@LuckyDusty
Yep, haven't drawn too much
@Dreamworx
Ah fine, but only you get to call me Billy
Finally uploaded everything to the booru, I'll upload basically all my /ink/ art I've gathered later after others post what they have

likme
likme

@Bidwell
Slut corrupting Schoolgirl too
comin up next hold your horses

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Fried_Sushi
Great job crew!

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@StonedTime
No, you can't use my actual name

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@SomethingNew
only you get to call me Billy
Just you watch me tag all your stuff, Billy Bob.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Sharpcharm
whatever Bobby

Flameblow
Flameblow

@SomethingNew
yeah just realized that
still trying to track all the artists
i only have the collections fomr kier, you and i guess the twitter of vivi but im still missing some collections

iluvmen
iluvmen

playing SR
special is the cuck rush

Methshot
Methshot

@Flameblow
There's MT, I have a few things of their's

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@iluvmen
I fucking hate this so much. Would rather baller.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Flameblow
All the artists? You'll hate yourself for this but i suppose i can help you a bit by making an imgur collection of my stuff

TechHater
TechHater

"Why can't I quit you, Billy Bob"

likme
likme

Can anyone give a list of any SR shitters that deserve to get blacklisted?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@likme
only (you) ;)

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@likme
All of them are me with different accounts.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@BinaryMan
Sorry, I'm not a shitter.

likme
likme

@likme
give fc and I'll blacklist myself for you

Emberfire
Emberfire

@TechHater
kek

Evilember
Evilember

@likme
kier

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Who's your favorite /ink/ squid? It can't be your own.
To make it tougher, who's your favorite /ink/ spag?

TechHater
TechHater

@Methshot
oh is that artist even here anymore?
their stuff is exceptionally cute
what platform?

@whereismyname
yeah i'd be glad for that

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Nude_Bikergirl
I like seeing Hunter suffer

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Nude_Bikergirl
Tennis
Chad I guess, he's funny

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Nude_Bikergirl
It can't be your own.
School woomy, then

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Nude_Bikergirl
I like Milky Woomy a lot

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Nude_Bikergirl

Schoolgirl for lewds and Special for everything else. Really hard to pick between Biker and Scientist Spaghetti for my favorite spaghetti though

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperWish
The ultraswole chad spag
You have good taste.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@happy_sad
It's fine, he's good at suffering

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@iluvmen
bomb rush can give you and the team plenty of map control 2 seconds after you proc it. It's also great for multiple flyfish or even one that's in a hectic area.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@likme
There is an actual list, someone post it.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Evil_kitten
2 seconds is a long time, every other one requires very little presence of mind pyroblast

DeathDog
DeathDog

@haveahappyday
I disagree, sting ray requires you to at least be positioned well or you're gonna get splatted from behind or the side. And it arguably takes longer to make a clear area.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

New account
B rank
Had 7 lobbies time out due to "Not enough players"
Finally get into a match and it's a 3 vs 3

gotta say, I miss those japs

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@TechHater
I'll make that album for you tonight, im a bit busy right now and it could take a while to get all these files sorted

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Gigastrength
put it on the booru instead, is easier and more effective longer-term

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Evil_kitten
How'd you get into a lobby with only 6 players?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Nude_Bikergirl
can't be your own
Slut & Milky then

And Biker/Hunter for spags

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Nude_Bikergirl
Slut woomy will always be my favorite
Yes I deleted my post, I accidentally put my captcha in the post body

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Sir_Gallonhead
I need more art of Hunter being a clueless idiot and getting into all kinds of shenanigans

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Gigastrength
no need to rush
i read every post anyway
just do it when you are comfortable to
thanks in advance

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

important question: is slut woomy popular because she's fresh, or because she sucks dick?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Crazy_Nice
Both

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Nude_Bikergirl
Chad Spag and Special woomy. He dresses that way because it's an outfit she put together.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Crazy_Nice
Both

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Crazy_Nice
Yes.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Nude_Bikergirl
hobo woomy
chad spaghetti

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Crazy_Nice
Because she is cute as heck!

Also she sucks dick real good, come on, you know you wanna

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Crazy_Nice
The latter. Practically none of the named woomies/spags are fresh.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Nude_Bikergirl
Poser Speggy is the best he's such a dork when he tries to be cool

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Crazy_Nice

At the risk of committing heresy I'm kinda eh to Slut Woomy. However I really like Schoolgirl Woomy and they're like Mike and Ike or Ben and Jerry, can't really have one without the other so what can you do?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Evilember
i thought i do ok in sr and only sr

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Crazy_Nice
Both!

likme
likme

@hairygrape
i think both of the black ones are fresh

RumChicken
RumChicken

@PurpleCharger
Don't worry, I always booyah the hearts you make in SR and I'd totally plug your butt in the changing room

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Deadlyinx
dunno. Started with 8 players in the lobby but the game had 3 players on each team at the start

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@PurpleCharger
You're barely preferable over randoms in SR, which isn't saying much

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@PurpleCharger
Nah, I remember carrying you a lot when I was in the room.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Crazy_Nice
I'm actually really partial to the inkbrush gang leader. They took unfresh clothes and made them fresh together.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Gigastrength
y-you too

RumChicken
RumChicken

@King_Martha
This actually made me think, some good lewd of the inkbrush gang leader would be great.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@PurpleCharger
I understand that the shaky lines around him mean that the sting ray is vibrating his entire body, but it put a comic idea where a squids legs are shaky because they can barely hold the sting ray and another squid helps them stay upright.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

check the booru
my woomy is on the interwebz now wew
at least she's not lewding herself out

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@PurpleCharger
you do pretty good in SR, as far as I know.
sure as hell beats randoms or hoping not to get sent in alone in freelance.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@CouchChiller
@Fried_Sushi
well ok

viagrandad
viagrandad

@PurpleCharger
you afk a lot in-between waves

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TalkBomber
same, I'd draw it myself but I've been busy lately and don't have time.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@viagrandad
He still plays though. I afk too if it's late I'm smoking into waves.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@New_Cliche
Hey, at least you're better than the average random.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Gigastrength
Rude

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Methnerd
he usually starts playing like 10 seconds after the next wave starts which may fuck us over

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Nude_Bikergirl
Armadillo, he can actually play the game. Unlike you peacoking scrubs.

@New_Cliche
Scrub
Tumblr tier reaction gifs
Avatarfag
You better be hot as fuck irl

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Methnerd
using the nickname Armadillo for Armando
I approve

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Methnerd
he can actually play the game
i call bullshit

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@New_Cliche
Your spag is cute kier

Methshot
Methshot

@whereismyname
All he does is roll around in TW and get lucky

I'm just kidding Armando pls no bully

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

tfw /ink/ will never roast you on your SR skills
Why live?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Methnerd
he can actually play the game
I've killed him multiple times, maybe against shitters I guess. All he does is burst bomb surprise attack, so he's predictable.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@BlogWobbles
being upset that you're not bad enough to be roasted
Let me play with you and see if you're roast worthy

askme
askme

/ink/ is talking shit about players
I could be next

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Hi. Does anyone have a Camo Mesh hat or Patched Hat with interesting abilities? I only have the stock abilities for them, which are Swim Speed Up and Cold Blooded, respectively. Neither of which I can use for my playstyle.

If you have one with a different ability, please tell me!

TreeEater
TreeEater

@askme
I'm not next because I know I'm fucking great

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@TreeEater
Why does he wear the ballgag?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@King_Martha
@RumChicken
don't do that

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@askme

tfw so mediocre that no one ever talks about you good or bad

If anything that's worse

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Firespawn
You're making me want to do it more

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Firespawn
Oh man, now we GOTTA lewd her!

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Playboyize
Who even is the leader?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Spazyfool
I think the instruction manual says the bomb that a Steelhead throws around is made from its saliva.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Spamalot
me

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Lunatick
facemask

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Boy_vs_Girl
I have the patched hat with a special charge up main and two subs if you want it.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Nojokur
why haven't you deleted your fucking wojak folder yet you r-tard

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Nojokur
facemask
it can become a blindfold for reasons
You don't understand its true potential.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Spamalot
I don't have her saved but she wears a face mask, a black annaki tee, and the blue moto boots.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

smurf account to practice charger aim
run into other smurf accounts going full tryhard with tentateks and dualies

for what purpose...?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Lunatick
facemask

massdebater
massdebater

@Firespawn
wojak folder
What? Who are you talking about, dumbass?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rkj6v631Gps

There's something strangely unsettling about a concert with holographic waifu performers.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Sir_Gallonhead
Oh hell yeah that's exactly what I need. Can you post your friend code? Kind of reluctant to post mine.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Illusionz

i'd rather deal with three unkillable steelhead in a whole wave than three unkillable ANYTHING ELSE

except the junk/scrap dudes, they're ezpz

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Dreamworx
implying they aren't splat1 vets who just managed to get the game

@Gigastrength
Not the first time it's happened. Hatsune Miku has done this shit

5mileys
5mileys

@Methnerd
4011-7558-7422, join my private lobby and we'll do a quick rainmaker match.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Lunatick
delete this post senpai my woomy is pure

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

REMOVE FACEMASKS

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Booteefool
Why do people have such hangups about the face masks? Everyone seems to like the painter mask and I've seen people like some pretty unfresh shit, why is the facemask always unanimously put down

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@RumChicken
So was mine

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Poker_Star
squids have cute mouths and faces, i dont like seeing them covered up

also they kinda remind me of antifa

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

there goes my mood to play sr

eGremlin
eGremlin

@SomethingNew
Why

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Poker_Star
they jealous. more masks for us
join the mask side
And the brush gang

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Lunatick

I'd fuck ANTIFA Woomy

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@RumChicken
C O R R U P T E D

Soft_member
Soft_member

@5mileys
Thank you, friend. Hope Spyke and Murch don't fuck me over and I roll the sub abilities!

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Anyone wanna set up a meme lobby? I've got 3 cracks before my OK line and I feel like I'm going to have an aneurysm

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Soft_member
No problem, hope they come through!

5mileys
5mileys

@eGremlin
dont feel good enough to play sr now a whole lot of self doubt and bullshit.so much for my morning plan

viagrandad
viagrandad

Give me a rundown on genuinely bad weapons. No memery please.

idontknow
idontknow

@Sharpcharm
so, anything that classifies as a mask is good enough to join?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@5mileys
kindly blog elsewhere

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@5mileys
Hope you feel better senpai

TreeEater
TreeEater

@idontknow
It'd put you in my favor. Which don't mean much.
But if you main a brush good enough friend

Spamalot
Spamalot

@5mileys
can i rub your feet to make you feel better

and maybe lick your soles?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@TurtleCat
Post name, I'll tell you if you are a shitter.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@TreeEater
elas discord server

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@viagrandad
Gootuber is a meme but can get some shit done
Dynamo got crippled but vert is kinda strong
Flingza takes everything bad about Carbon and Dynamo and blends them together
Clash has untapped potential but not much
Inkbrush is simply the worst

Skullbone
Skullbone

@LuckyDusty
Inkbrush is simply the worst
Maybe u should just git gud

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@TreeEater
Might as well add Sli

Flameblow
Flameblow

@TreeEater
I use the brush occasionally
It's fun

Firespawn
Firespawn

@LuckyDusty
calling inkbrush worse than flingza and dynamo

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Skullbone
doesn't splat
doesn't ink
doesn't range
can't abuse cover
not as slippery as small shooters or especially dualies, very predictable
weak kit
has steep competition from Splattershot, Roller and Sploosh that simply do samethings better and more things in general
breaks your fingers

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Make one big charge at the start of the week and freeze it
I've taken a liking to the goober tuber

@Dreamworx
You'll never learn killing scrubs, fampai

hairygrape
hairygrape

I don't understand you anti-facemaskfags. Facemasks are F R E S H and also protect you from thotwoomies' STDs (squid transmitted diseases).

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Stupidasole
I'm in a lobby with Sli now, just met him.
That you?

@Flameblow
if i get your name i can add you, friend

@CouchChiller
If you think the brush doesnt ink you genuinely might be using it wrong.
It's an ambushing weapon and it's fun
Also train your fingers better scrub

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Skullbone
Just put me down as slut woomy

girlDog
girlDog

@Firespawn
Dynamo is actually a bit terrifying to go against with a small weapon, and Flingza has a unique kit with a rare subweapon and a decently fast-charging bomb rush. Inkbrush has a main that thoroughly sucks at everything except rolling away (which it also botches because flick-to-roll animation is whopping 14 frames long) and a kit that's too similar to a lot of weapons and that a fucking Gootuber manages to use to better extent.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Skullbone
Yep. Kuro?

Methnerd
Methnerd

Teammates using normal aerospray in A+ RM

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@lostmypassword
dat me
I'll add you too later tonight too, senpai

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@CouchChiller
Sure. I'm just fucking about with my meme/Art Spag set up

SniperWish
SniperWish

adding a few pics to the booru, sorry if there are duplicates, I am trying to check if stuff has been previously uploaded. tried to tag where i can, but I realized i don't know most artists

happy_sad
happy_sad

@SniperWish

Doing God's work

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@SniperWish
no problem user! any stuff we might be missing helps!

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Methnerd
people using aeromeme at all outside of splat zones

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Skullbone
It doesn't ink in a same way Sploosh doesn't ink- its range makes it horribly unsafe, in constant need of repositioning and unable to abuse high ground to get tons of safe turf. It does have huge net output, but it can't hold a candle to Aero, Jr, Splash, Mini, H3 or DS when it comes to the actual battle. It's on par with Splattershot and Sloshmo at best, and these two can splat a lot better.
Ambushing is fine and all, but any weapon can ambush. Moreover, something like Splat Roller is much better at that

happy_sad
happy_sad

We need a council of regulars to help moderate these threads, who should be in the council? Choose 7 people please.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Skullbone
I had trouble screenshotting a nice frame of the victory animation so I just settled with this.

I've struggled to settle on a name online after one I had for almost a year got taken by a shit game that went viral.

So you can just call me by the filename because I accidentally went into ranked twice on moray with the brush.

1190-4724-5528 < this is my friend code.

TechHater
TechHater

@happy_sad
Anonymous, Anonymous, Anonymous, Anonymous, Anonymous, Anonymous, and Anonymous

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Methnerd
@BinaryMan
Hey

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Skullbone
hi friends, can I play too

Snarelure
Snarelure

@happy_sad
Moderate
user you and I both know that won't do shit without actual moderation powers

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Oh my!! I want to lick Tim's feet they taste so good?!! King of /ink/!! ^_^

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@happy_sad

an inner circle

so those 7 people should just go make a discord?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@happy_sad
me

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@happy_sad
We're all anonymous. Stop.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Fresh
/vg/thread/190465336#p190465336
/vg/thread/190465336#p190465336
/vg/thread/190465336#p190465336
/vg/thread/190465336#p190465336
/vg/thread/190465336#p190465336

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Spamalot
How the fuck? And if it's TC and least use the gold one for baller memes.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@happy_sad
brush gang leader
slut woomy
milk woomy
hunter
spyke
moe
and one of the random jellies, can be a new one for each council meeting.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@CouchChiller
Is it just a gang of brush users or are we delinquents?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@CodeBuns
All blacklisted.

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