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> News
- The Rapid Blaster Pro has been released! It has Toxic Mist and Ink Storm!
- The Tenta Brella weapon has been revealed and is coming soon! Sub is Beakon, special is Bubble Blower.
-- nintendotreehouse.tumblr.com/post/165521794157/big-bad-brella
- Splatoon 2 artbook announced!

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- pastebin.com/h04p6aqy
> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- imgur.com/a/eV8p0
> S2 New weapon stats
- imgur.com/a/NFzgv

>Patch notes
- en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2

> Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- leanny.github.io/splat2/

> List of possible main abilities for gear (contains unreleased gear)
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18ip1HahYq8DRZRgSEXoRqa915aThLXPb79AFF91HCe4/edit#gid=0

> Latest updates on what the Splatnet store is selling
- twitter.com/splatnetstore

> Resources
- pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL

> Wiki
- splatoonwiki.org/

> Loadout planner with weapons, gear, abilities, and stat calculations
- loadout.ink/

> View schedules for stages, salmon run, and current Splatnet gear
- splatoon2.ink/

> View Nintendo Switch online services on your PC
- github.com/OatmealDome/LoungeChair/releases/tag/v1.0.6422.34538

> Add your FC to the list of FC below:
- docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

> List of FC:
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

> Splatoon 1 Artbook
- archive.org/details/TheArtOfSplatoon

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>Play with Japanese players
>They are irredeemable shitty

Don't these people need to suicide if they're bad at vidya?

REMOVE FLYFISH

>rando doesn't throw a bomb for an easy three revives

>not Salmon op
one job

>that wave 1
I'm starting to get tired and I'm fucking up a lot. I'm sorry for that.

I was trying to get the last egg from the stinger, sorry

*spawns on the other side of the map*

Woomy!

Add me 1738-7794-3681

>mfw only realized just now that the cannons on flyfish are dumpsters because they shoot bottle missiles
horee shiet

>those goldie spawns
I came

Sho, Lun, let me know if and when you want to call it quits. I'm getting tired myself, I've been up all night and it's nearly 10am. That and I'm already at 350 rank so it's getting to that point where it's annoying

That run was amazing

This, /ink/ post some SR art for future use

>tfw double retarded for forgetting image

Add me, we're profresh Salmon run

FC: 0024-4386-7428
Remade lobby cause the timer kept starting low

I really wish you could break the cockpit and shoot them in the face. It's small enough a target that I don't think it would make them too easy.

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Claiming this post in the name of the Brush Gang

>high tide era tee with sub saver

Haven't seen our dear friend in a while

Think I've got one more in me.

Posting one of my favourite artists

tfw dots offline

3/4 we're gonna do one with a rando while waiting

Thanks for playing zero crew, I'll host or play again later after I get some sleep.

>mfw dot is offline

GGs, could've end up on better note, but nice runs overall.
to be honest Im not feeling this rot too much

>tfw tried to throw a bomb but forgot I had stingray activated

I just noticed the rockets they fire are coke bottles.

Someone just added me remade lobby

I noticed that Japanese players are desperate to get behind with curling bombs. Like, I guess it could be a good gamble at the end of TW, but any team with half a brain knows how to deal with people trying to flank like that.

Oh fuck, alright, we just got into a game

Oh shit no worries, I need a little time to chill

we lost

>]
tfw when I added back hasn't joined

Fucking grillers

The thread is always so comfy during work hours

Alright fuck him, he'll have to try joining in 5 min

oh no

i luv u /ink/

Damn.

ONE MORE SLOT ONLY OPEN TO MR GRIZZ'S FINEST
FC: 0024-4386-7428

That first wave was great, for what it's worth

I never get actually angry at this game BUT THIS GUY ACTUALLY MANAGED TO DO IT. SOME FUCKING 3RD WORLD SHITTER STEALING HIS NEIGHBOR'S SHITTY 2KB/s INTERNET

I JOKE THAT PEOPLE USE LAG STRATS TO WIN BUT THIS FUCKING GUY ACTUALLY DID IT. HE FUCKING TAKES THE CAKE.

A LOW QUALITY WEBM CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN HOW MAD I AM.
my.mixtape.moe/cbqnlj.mp4

Before you say "heh, maybe it's ur internet, maybe ur the one that has the bad connection........." notice how everyone in the video except him is moving normally.

I hope the next earthquake in mexico ends his fucking miserable life.

Now whenever people say that the game would be better by removing regional matchmaking I will have to vehemently disagree.
I'D RATHER NOT PLAY THAN LOSE TO TELEPORTING ASSHOLES WHO HAND CRAFTED THEIR ROUTERS FROM TWIGS, CHEESE AND BITS OF STRING

SDHADYSUAHDAJUDHYASHYDAS

>just want to play splatzones before i go to bed
>haven't played a single match in 27 minutes due to time outs
Kill me please

Is it always this fucking bad around this time in NA on SR? Do all the fucking ethnics get on or what?

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not many people left in the middle of night

Well this outfit looks familiar

I'm not even playing and I'm mad holy shit

As bad as I feel for you, I can't help but laugh at how mad you are

Lag switches, mate, they aren't a meme. If you want to win every time, get yourself one, keep it off during matchmaking so you don't get empty rooms and turn it on during the match to get bullshit splats. Preferrably with a charger so you don't get trades.

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Holy shit, that was close one, GG

What difficulty is our current SR rust?

>maws and a bunch of bullshit around me
>barely inked window
>try to jump through
>dodge roll out with like 1 hp left
I really thought I was gonna die there

>1 win away from rank-up
>cant find a lobby that will actually start

>putting . instead of dot
well thats ok i guess, gave me the giggles

I'll check after this wave

After that I'm at Profresh 290. It does average out though.

Remaking lobby

I'm 260.

it's true, I'm absolutely furious.

honestly the last gameplay clip had me shout "what the fuck?" at 5am when everyone is asleep.
I never get angry at videogames.

I SHOT THIS MAN TEN (10) FUCKING TIMES.
then I habitually moved forward because "hey he should be dead after that long" BUT NOPE HE STILL FUCKING SPLATS ME.

Everything is funnier if it happens to someone else. ;-;

>they're not a meme
I don't want to give him the benefit of the doubt and pretend that he's smart enough to actually use one. I'd rather think that he's stealing the free wifi from the local mcdonalds.

It does, but when you go for a long time and whole team is 300+ is starts to get hectic

>that first panel
CUTE

there there
the evil lagman is gone now

Free wifi from local mcduck is often pretty nice, desu.

>tfw you fap to your friend's Woomy while idling together
So this is what degeneracy feels like

It's too late, the damage has already been done.
I will never forgive him.

I hope he falls into a severe depression, and the doctors don't diagnose him properly so he doesn't get prescribed the right medicine and lives an extremely unhappy life.

Not when tons of people are using it.

>flapping to friends
You disgust me, that is sin

That wil be my last. Thanks all.

You're right, I should stick to doing it over strangers, and slut Woomy. Gomenasai.

I was a mess that round. Anyway, I got my superbonuses and my hands are starting to cramp, I'll take my leave here. Thanks for the carries.

GGs rust crew

Alright good runs. Hope Grizz gives you good bonuses.

ill do it to you wiki-kun

>S+
>get repeatedly matched with a guy who keeps fucking off to ink and plant beakons in enemy spawn and die and charge their specials for cheap as a result
Don't be like this guy please.

What would happen if one of your friends forcefully kissed you, hunter? Would you still be friends with them?

>not making out with your bwf(best Woomy forever)

Of course user, friends aren't people who don't piss you off, they're people who are worth forgiving over and over again.
SIN

>he doesn't fap into your friends' clothes

>3 timeouts
I just want to try a new weapon god damn it

What is the best way to lvl up and how should I choose how many of an ability I get

PSA: if your weapon sucks in glowfly waves but you got Stingray, USE IT.

Lvl up would be (winning) ranked. 3 subs=roughly one main; OP's loadout planner will help you calculate buffs

Ranked gives the best exp if you win, so it's best to pop your double exp early on in C- and shit. As for the abilities, it varies. Typically, you should stop at 20, though.

Wait, Salmon Run is open? Gah, when does it end? I'm not going to miss it am I?

splatoon2.ink/

You have nothing to worry about, user, it ends in 19 hours.

started few hours ago, there is plenty reserve atm

I want Marie to smug all over me!

Ahh, okay.

I wanna play with /ink/ this time. Any rooms open?

I wan't Marie to hug all over me!

woomy

Brown butt is always nice yes

>panties under spats
doesn't that cause chafing?

>off prime time for my time zone
>get matched with a jap
>goldie wave
>this fuck just runs around, booyahs and opens valves
They really do hate us.

do you seriously think they're not worn with underwear

>wanting to wear underwear when you have spats on
Not the same user, but that sounds uncomfortable

What will the next splatfest theme be?

Orgies

Regional matchmaking vs. getting to actually play the damn game