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>Play with Japanese players >They are irredeemable shitty
Don't these people need to suicide if they're bad at vidya?
Jack Bell
REMOVE FLYFISH
Landon Davis
>rando doesn't throw a bomb for an easy three revives
Levi Sanders
>not Salmon op one job
Ryan Cruz
>that wave 1 I'm starting to get tired and I'm fucking up a lot. I'm sorry for that.
William Mitchell
I was trying to get the last egg from the stinger, sorry
Josiah Clark
*spawns on the other side of the map*
James Fisher
Woomy!
Add me 1738-7794-3681
William Butler
>mfw only realized just now that the cannons on flyfish are dumpsters because they shoot bottle missiles horee shiet
Christopher King
>those goldie spawns I came
Jayden Kelly
Sho, Lun, let me know if and when you want to call it quits. I'm getting tired myself, I've been up all night and it's nearly 10am. That and I'm already at 350 rank so it's getting to that point where it's annoying
Thomas Ward
That run was amazing
Nolan King
This, /ink/ post some SR art for future use
Adam Sanders
>tfw double retarded for forgetting image
Grayson Sullivan
Add me, we're profresh Salmon run
FC: 0024-4386-7428 Remade lobby cause the timer kept starting low
Chase Foster
I really wish you could break the cockpit and shoot them in the face. It's small enough a target that I don't think it would make them too easy.
Daniel Butler
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Jordan Thomas
Claiming this post in the name of the Brush Gang
Adam Collins
>high tide era tee with sub saver
Connor Perry
Haven't seen our dear friend in a while
Nathaniel Barnes
Think I've got one more in me.
Nicholas Wilson
Posting one of my favourite artists
Brayden Myers
tfw dots offline
John Hill
3/4 we're gonna do one with a rando while waiting
Hunter Lewis
Thanks for playing zero crew, I'll host or play again later after I get some sleep.
>mfw dot is offline
Andrew Brown
GGs, could've end up on better note, but nice runs overall. to be honest Im not feeling this rot too much
Nathaniel Kelly
>tfw tried to throw a bomb but forgot I had stingray activated
Hudson Barnes
I just noticed the rockets they fire are coke bottles.
Camden Cooper
Someone just added me remade lobby
Daniel Cooper
I noticed that Japanese players are desperate to get behind with curling bombs. Like, I guess it could be a good gamble at the end of TW, but any team with half a brain knows how to deal with people trying to flank like that.
Benjamin Price
Oh fuck, alright, we just got into a game
Christian Hill
Oh shit no worries, I need a little time to chill
William Garcia
we lost
Joseph Sanders
>] tfw when I added back hasn't joined
Isaiah Thompson
Fucking grillers
Jose Campbell
The thread is always so comfy during work hours
Mason Bell
Alright fuck him, he'll have to try joining in 5 min
Carson Gonzalez
oh no
Mason Phillips
i luv u /ink/
James Kelly
Damn.
ONE MORE SLOT ONLY OPEN TO MR GRIZZ'S FINEST FC: 0024-4386-7428
Kayden Miller
That first wave was great, for what it's worth
Jason Wilson
I never get actually angry at this game BUT THIS GUY ACTUALLY MANAGED TO DO IT. SOME FUCKING 3RD WORLD SHITTER STEALING HIS NEIGHBOR'S SHITTY 2KB/s INTERNET
I JOKE THAT PEOPLE USE LAG STRATS TO WIN BUT THIS FUCKING GUY ACTUALLY DID IT. HE FUCKING TAKES THE CAKE.
Before you say "heh, maybe it's ur internet, maybe ur the one that has the bad connection........." notice how everyone in the video except him is moving normally.
I hope the next earthquake in mexico ends his fucking miserable life.
Now whenever people say that the game would be better by removing regional matchmaking I will have to vehemently disagree. I'D RATHER NOT PLAY THAN LOSE TO TELEPORTING ASSHOLES WHO HAND CRAFTED THEIR ROUTERS FROM TWIGS, CHEESE AND BITS OF STRING
SDHADYSUAHDAJUDHYASHYDAS
Aiden Torres
>just want to play splatzones before i go to bed >haven't played a single match in 27 minutes due to time outs Kill me please
Brody Sanders
Is it always this fucking bad around this time in NA on SR? Do all the fucking ethnics get on or what?
Kevin Taylor
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Sebastian Wright
not many people left in the middle of night
Daniel Taylor
Well this outfit looks familiar
Benjamin Gomez
I'm not even playing and I'm mad holy shit
Justin Long
As bad as I feel for you, I can't help but laugh at how mad you are
Parker Torres
Lag switches, mate, they aren't a meme. If you want to win every time, get yourself one, keep it off during matchmaking so you don't get empty rooms and turn it on during the match to get bullshit splats. Preferrably with a charger so you don't get trades.
Robert Rivera
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Ian Perez
Holy shit, that was close one, GG
Easton Cox
What difficulty is our current SR rust?
Nathaniel Myers
>maws and a bunch of bullshit around me >barely inked window >try to jump through >dodge roll out with like 1 hp left I really thought I was gonna die there
Julian Roberts
>1 win away from rank-up >cant find a lobby that will actually start
Michael Long
>putting . instead of dot well thats ok i guess, gave me the giggles
Luke Ross
I'll check after this wave
Joseph Phillips
After that I'm at Profresh 290. It does average out though.
Remaking lobby
Parker Nelson
I'm 260.
Nolan Williams
it's true, I'm absolutely furious.
honestly the last gameplay clip had me shout "what the fuck?" at 5am when everyone is asleep. I never get angry at videogames.
I SHOT THIS MAN TEN (10) FUCKING TIMES. then I habitually moved forward because "hey he should be dead after that long" BUT NOPE HE STILL FUCKING SPLATS ME.
Everything is funnier if it happens to someone else. ;-;
>they're not a meme I don't want to give him the benefit of the doubt and pretend that he's smart enough to actually use one. I'd rather think that he's stealing the free wifi from the local mcdonalds.
Nicholas Baker
It does, but when you go for a long time and whole team is 300+ is starts to get hectic
Leo Clark
>that first panel CUTE
Benjamin Green
there there the evil lagman is gone now
Henry Jenkins
Free wifi from local mcduck is often pretty nice, desu.
Aaron Mitchell
>tfw you fap to your friend's Woomy while idling together So this is what degeneracy feels like
John Nelson
It's too late, the damage has already been done. I will never forgive him.
I hope he falls into a severe depression, and the doctors don't diagnose him properly so he doesn't get prescribed the right medicine and lives an extremely unhappy life.
Not when tons of people are using it.
Logan Powell
>flapping to friends You disgust me, that is sin
Elijah Fisher
That wil be my last. Thanks all.
Gabriel Collins
You're right, I should stick to doing it over strangers, and slut Woomy. Gomenasai.
Owen Hughes
I was a mess that round. Anyway, I got my superbonuses and my hands are starting to cramp, I'll take my leave here. Thanks for the carries.
Colton Davis
GGs rust crew
Samuel Gonzalez
Alright good runs. Hope Grizz gives you good bonuses.
David Flores
ill do it to you wiki-kun
Luke Clark
>S+ >get repeatedly matched with a guy who keeps fucking off to ink and plant beakons in enemy spawn and die and charge their specials for cheap as a result Don't be like this guy please.
Owen Lewis
What would happen if one of your friends forcefully kissed you, hunter? Would you still be friends with them?
Jordan Sanders
>not making out with your bwf(best Woomy forever)
Dylan Green
Of course user, friends aren't people who don't piss you off, they're people who are worth forgiving over and over again. SIN
Jace Collins
>he doesn't fap into your friends' clothes
Joseph Sanders
>3 timeouts I just want to try a new weapon god damn it
Adrian Diaz
What is the best way to lvl up and how should I choose how many of an ability I get
Grayson Edwards
PSA: if your weapon sucks in glowfly waves but you got Stingray, USE IT.
Alexander Wood
Lvl up would be (winning) ranked. 3 subs=roughly one main; OP's loadout planner will help you calculate buffs
David Thompson
Ranked gives the best exp if you win, so it's best to pop your double exp early on in C- and shit. As for the abilities, it varies. Typically, you should stop at 20, though.
Jace Robinson
Wait, Salmon Run is open? Gah, when does it end? I'm not going to miss it am I?