/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood General

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Current Events
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Patch Note Log
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http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/patchnote_log/
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/jobguide/battle/
https://pastebin.com/raw/U3QZjetW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjlSiASsUIs
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5mileys
5mileys

Hey! Can trial accounts join an FC?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Weekly reminder that lizards are NOT for ________

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Gigastrength
being used as examples of good mental health

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@5mileys
I don't think so, actually.

takes2long
takes2long

cat people

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Gigastrength
they arent for EBing as every single one is starved for attention and will cuck you

whereismyname
whereismyname

@King_Martha
I feel a confusing emotion regarding this Au Ra

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@takes2long
Are we cats or people? I'm so confused.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Do not trust [email protected]

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

should mooncats be white or is that an abomination

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

buying bf

viagrandad
viagrandad

flat or huge knockers?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@whereismyname
what do you feel aside from disgust?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Gigastrength
I wish I had a nice
@King_Martha
tree to lay against

w8t4u
w8t4u

@King_Martha
DEL this right now lizards are played by the players with the BEST mental health
@PurpleCharger
I wouldn't do something like that...

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Ignoramus
Palecats best cats

SniperGod
SniperGod

Does anyone have a character on lamia?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@JunkTop
I can safely say the only people that actually make me feel disgust are my housemates, so it definitely isn't that, at least. I think the Au Ra is cute at least. The rest is too confusing for me, so I'd rather go shopping

hairygrape
hairygrape

Thank you anonymous OP, from the bottom of our hearts, I know you considered the feelings of other anons and I when you made this thread. Thank you, for keeping true to the spirit of Veeky Forums and our sacred anonymity. Let's have a good, anonymous thread everyone.

WebTool
WebTool

@hairygrape
hey good post really good post

Lunatick
Lunatick

@viagrandad
Huuuuuge.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@hairygrape
Good job, you did it.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Can somebody you know uhhhhh, tell me how they enjoy the game

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I fanta'd away from catboy. Just couldnt do it

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@takes2long
we posting cringe now?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Methnerd
I do mentor roulette

Emberfire
Emberfire

@iluvmen
YOU FOOL.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

pls help

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Methnerd
be being better than literally every cat player i encounter

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Crazy_Nice
are you selling cringe

TechHater
TechHater

@Need_TLC
6 as that hair is actually good

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Lunatick
that's free
supplies are endless

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Nude_Bikergirl
If your game skills are as good as your spelling skills you're in trouble.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@King_Martha
Cute lizzer. Would pet again

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@CodeBuns
does it come with a side of bipolar meltdowns or is that extra

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Dreamworx
@Need_TLC
@w8t4u
@BunnyJinx
@viagrandad
@Crazy_Nice
@Ignoramus
@SomethingNew
@takes2long
@King_Martha
@Gigastrength
@5mileys
@cum2soon
@hairygrape

Hey, just wondering if you guys could delete the pictures you attached to your posts? I don't know if you've considered the feelings of anonymous and the spirit of Veeky Forums when you made them. It's actually really ride and inconsiderate behaviour.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@5mileys
What server are you on? I'm new too!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@cum2soon
oh hi esl-chemo

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@cum2soon
No.

girlDog
girlDog

@cum2soon
really ride

Methnerd
Methnerd

@cum2soon
*deleted u*

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Firespawn
Not him but I'm on Lamia.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

i like to roleplay in game anyone else?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

catgirls and their friends

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Spazyfool
cum my ass

cum2soon
cum2soon

@cum2soon
what did i even misspell

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@CouchChiller
post whole

Skullbone
Skullbone

@CouchChiller
This game doesn't have werewolves
I hate it when artists invent their own monsters

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Boy_vs_Girl
Based on how you wrote your post, I wouldn't want to roleplay with you

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

pure suncats > filthy moonie SLUTS

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@CouchChiller
tfw you know the person who commissioned that

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@JunkTop
the comedic genius strikes again
the audience goes wild

Techpill
Techpill

@Dreamworx
Sub hyurs fighting over which is less lesser.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

dumb catboys are for ruthless milking

takes2long
takes2long

@VisualMaster
your missing out .

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@viagrandad
when hug flat girl, then closer her heart

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@PackManBrainlure
What about smart ones

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Ignoramus
@girlDog
A simple typo, my Anonymous brethren.

@Harmless_Venom
@Methnerd
Umm, would you reconsider? I'd just like to remind you that you share this thread with many other lurkers and anonymous posters, and it's very rude if you not to consider our feelings when choosing to post images of your characters. Your brazen disregard for the spirit of anonymity that this great site was founded upon is a slap in the face to our community and it's unspoken guidelines.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@CodeBuns
No.

SniperWish
SniperWish

*angrily harvests while thinking about clasping hands*

girlDog
girlDog

@CodeBuns
no

hairygrape
hairygrape

@CodeBuns
I am shaking my head in disagreement

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Firespawn
I'm on Mateus! I'm a level 15 conjurer, but I decided to play Arcanist for now so I'm level 6! What about you?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@SniperWish
Fine. I guess I'll let you clasp my hands

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Poker_Star
What if you hug a fat tat cat?

@CouchChiller
@Garbage Can Lid
Isn't this the person who has a comission of literally fucking every single animal and some allag machines?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Lord_Tryzalot
shit brap asses cumming faeces out their butt haha

5mileys
5mileys

@TalkBomber
what smart ones?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Nude_Bikergirl
Yep. Friend of mine.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@GoogleCat
@girlDog
@hairygrape

Wow, do you recognize your openly sociopathic tendencies when you force people sharing the same space as you to view content that is not in line with our spirit of anonymity? I feel like this thread is falling apart. You have a responsibility as a member of this brotherhood to maintain a semblance of anonymity. Have you no shame? Are you heartless? Do you realize just how many people you're hurting right now?

Bidwell
Bidwell

dont get me wrong, i am a raider(currently on gilgamesh)

but every now and then i like to RELAX on Mateus `w`

come relax today!

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Nude_Bikergirl
it is best then to hug from behind to maintain maximum surface area

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@TalkBomber
oh... you're retarded... such a shame. your retarded posts are deeply offensive to the spirit of not posting dumb shit. are you a sociopath or something?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Garbage Can Lid
i...

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Bidwell
acat....

Methnerd
Methnerd

What's the average skill level for xivg

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Emberfire
I'm on Odin, about 27 on Archer but I did a ton of professions!

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Methnerd
green percentile

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

its liora melting down guys

idontknow
idontknow

@Methnerd
The people here unironically mock low percentile first week clears with speed clears, so they basically can't even comprehend basic charts and huddle together desperately in order to get through roulettes every day.

RavySnake
RavySnake

you are just falseflagging putt

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Lunatick
more like acunt lol

takes2long
takes2long

@StrangeWizard
It's just some crybaby throwing a tantrum because they couldn't shitpost in the OP. Ignore them, they'll find a new gimmick soon enough.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@VisualMaster
stay away from phil "american baby" cleave

takes2long
takes2long

@VisualMaster
Aw, It would've been nice to play with someone new! Cute cat! I haven't done a single profession still, I'm dumb.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@takes2long
This post smells a bit...lame.

askme
askme

be nice to each other

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

feena dont leave me i will get a real job

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Methnerd
The average thread denizen is better than the average ffxiv player, but in terms of percentiles on fflogs I'd say high green/low blue is probably the thread average.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Need_TLC
But I already met him and I think he's alright!
@takes2long
Thank you :3 Post yours!
And professions are pretty fun, try picking them up whenever you can

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Whenever I see mentors, they offer no assistance on anything whatsoever. Why wear the fucking crown if you're not going to help?

King_Martha
King_Martha

Post cute Au Ri!

girlDog
girlDog

@Nude_Bikergirl
i'm not fucking google, if you ask me something specific, i will tell you, not "how does this fight go"

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Nude_Bikergirl
i offer you a carry on my broad shoulders, if you fall off them due to your own error youre getting left behind

iluvmen
iluvmen

If you are a AST and you see a SMN give him all of the spears
thank you for your time

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

im gay and i write

Snarelure
Snarelure

@SniperWish
Here's a lucky pic I just took a few minutes ago! The shooting star was only there for a second or so, I didn't even intend to capture it! It appeared right as I pressed the capture button hehe.
And maybe I will! Thank you

RavySnake
RavySnake

@SniperWish
where on Odin can I find you?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

*equips mentor crown*

i...am...good

DeathDog
DeathDog

Good morning everyone! Happy monday! Today's wisdom is! "If all you ever do is coast, then you can only go downhill!" So get up, get pumped up, and do yourself some favors today!

Methshot
Methshot

@LuckyDusty
Mentor revamp when? Though I doubt they would retroactively remove people's status that already had it.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@PurpleCharger
all writers are gay 2bh

SniperWish
SniperWish

@DeathDog
LET'S GET PUMPED

StonedTime
StonedTime

@DeathDog
get pumped up
did someone say pumping???

you miss 100% of the midlanders you dont pump

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Snarelure
That's pretty cute! :3 Would pet
@PurpleCharger
Shave off that stubble under nose and I'd cuddle you tbqh
@RavySnake
I don't really hang out anywhere as i'm usually harvesting or levelling up
Who are you? If you give me your name I can send you a tell tho I'm not really sure for what!

Snarelure
Snarelure

im cute and not a rat

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Methshot
just delete all players who use currently it, then reinstate the crown to those who have achieved 75th percentile on fflogs

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@VisualMaster
That doesn't show skill, since you can just get fed Balance by a pocket AST and have 100 percent on all existing fights. Just do week 1-2 clears if you want to be an elitist, and make every raid-tier a mandatory clear. That's how you turn something into an elitist circlejerk, not your pathetic way that has an easy bypass

TreeEater
TreeEater

@SomethingNew
see mentor
look up
has balance fed or catered logs
disregard anything he says

wow so difficult and much worse than the current system.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Nude_Bikergirl
Adivise to jump pot tank that she should use flash and maybe some cds since we're wiping
Ninja Mentor of Mentor title bf tells me to shut up
*clenches fist*

RumChicken
RumChicken

would you /pet this catte??

JunkTop
JunkTop

Do I ever get to tell Lyse to shut the fuck up?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@TreeEater
Except if you want to revamp the current system, you could easily just make every EX primal clear required to be at minimum ilvl. Anyone who cleared Ramuh EX, Sephirot EX, Thordan EX and Skip Soar EX when new will already qualify. Any undersized wouldn't.
If you wish to make it something exclusive, don't make it in a way that evidently includes you just because you couldn't meet the requirements I just described for an elitist circlejerk. Most of /xivg/ wouldn't qualify for it, of course, since very few people here had week 2 Gordias Savage clears.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Nude_Bikergirl
i turned my mentor crown off because ill help anyway. most mentors are more stupid than sprouts

Methshot
Methshot

@VisualMaster
@SomethingNew
Mentor is a measure of prerequisite knowledge. Nothing more, nothing less. The bar for which is set low, because this is a causal MMO any way you slice it, and the vitriolic nature of so-called raider mentors would merely end up as another failed system. It also would never be officially accepted because it's a third-party tool.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@TreeEater
If someone is smart enough to view and understand FF logs chances are they're not the target audience for mentors anyway. We need a system that ensures a player has done enough content well enough to warrant giving new players advice.

Evilember
Evilember

whats this "I'm a writer" meme

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@SomethingNew
most mentors are more stupid than sprouts
This. Jut yesterday I saw a mentor unironically spam blizzard in a dungeon because he wouldn't run out of MP.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@RumChicken
This thing would cause my allergies to go thru the roof.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Evilember
i write and im not posting

idontknow
idontknow

@Methshot
The issue with mentor right now is that it doesn't require that knowledge. The qualification of mentorship doesn't actually require you cleared existing fights, it requires you to have certain roles at 60 and run a ton of dungeons with commendations. Let us be honest, it needs the requirements of Mentor Roulette to be applied to the actual qualification of being a mentor. Mentors out there more often than not don't have Mentor roulette unlocked, because it requires them to clear Sephirot EX and even today people suck absolute shit at that fight. It doesn't even need you to currently clear every existing guildhest, but that's a good thing since only Ward Up teaches people.

FFlogs isn't a way to do it. Making mandatory clears of every fight that teaches you mechanics that then get repeated in new content should be. Ward Up should be the mandatory guildhest for teaching you Turn 1 and Turn 11, Turn 1 should be mandatory but only at minimum ilvl so that you had to learn slime feeding. All of the EX primals should be required but not undersized. That's inclusive enough while guaranteeing that people who are mentors would know what they're talking about. To make it an elitist circlejerk it'd just require the restriction be to all raid content cleared before the tomestone weapon could be bought

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Stark_Naked
Most of /xivg/ wouldn't qualify for it
good

since very few people here had week 2 Gordias Savage clears
You mean literally noone since it wasnt cleared until over a month after release

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Best way to farm poetics? Doing my Anima weapon finally, I'm gonna need a fuck ton of poetics.

What's faster, pvp or potd? I don't really want to grind dungeons desu

SniperWish
SniperWish

anyone know how exp is calculated for crafts? been looking around and only find old stuff (that is useless past level 50 due to how the exp curve jumps)

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Nude_Bikergirl
@Methshot
@Emberburn
Mentors are some of the most obnoxious, arrogant, elitist people I've met on this game

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Spazyfool
since very few people here had week 2 Gordias Savage clears

If by few you mean none then yeah since literally nobody cleared gordias till they had eso weapons you fucking idiot. Nice one dropping that sick raider knowledge though

Emberfire
Emberfire

@New_Cliche
I did

WebTool
WebTool

@New_Cliche
How stupid are you that you manage to reply to the wrong post by 8 minutes?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Which catboys on Balmung are into girls? Asking for my mom.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Booteefool
the ones that are have girlfriends already

Nojokur
Nojokur

@BinaryMan
mentors
elitist
but they aren't even good at the game, how can they be elitist

cum2soon
cum2soon

buying boyfriend

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@idontknow
none of which makes you qualified to teach people. the reasons the mentor system fails are many, from non-receptive players ("It's my sub money!") to mentors that a) don't want to teach b) try to teach, but fail to adequately explain c) mentors that coddle new players.

even now, most of you are arguing mainly about restoring the prestige of the mentor status rather than it's purpose.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@cum2soon
Buying girlfriend(male)

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Booteefool
post your mom

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Carnalpleasure
do you like old washed up ebins...

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@VisualMaster
none of which makes you qualified to teach people.
I would argue that yes knowing mechanics does at least let you teach people mechanics. Knowing turn 1 and knowing its slime feeding can then be applied to every application of feeding, right down to golems of Turn 9 and can be taught again. Knowing divebombs in Turn 9 teaches you that for turn 13 and even Zurvan EX's Soar which is a gimped as fuck divebomb. You can teach every person you meet these mechanics if you've seen and learned them before in previous content.

fflogs does not qualify you to teach anyone content. Getting a 75th percentile as the other poster set out doesn't let you teach anyone in this game anything about the fights in this game. It lets you teach them a grand total of one job, if even that.

Force every single EX primal to be done at its respective level, and every single mechanic done lets you teach that mechanic over and over. This isn't about prestige, that applies only if you want an elitist circlejerk to be formed. The mandatory clears of the actual mechanics as they should have been cleared is something you can teach. Not having the ability to even clear those mechanics is what stops mentors from being able to teach

massdebater
massdebater

@Carnalpleasure
pst me pls

DeathDog
DeathDog

@5mileys
me' eye am the smartest and the stronkest

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Cloak slot when

Evilember
Evilember

mentor system will never work because humans are too prone to error and abusing it

the devs suck and are incapable of looking at anything beyond how it looks on paper

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

change face
instantly have catgirls coming up to me

This is not what I wanted.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Approximately how much of Soft is made up of grown men?

Inmate
Inmate

@Spazyfool
I wish you were on Mateus, you're so cute!

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Booteefool
Depends what kinda girls.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Weeblanders

farquit
farquit

@TalkBomber
lol that cat have been standing there for hours.
you are not fooling anyone.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Poker_Star
Girls (female)

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@CouchChiller
even your proposed system has a basic flaw, and that's knowledge retention. sure, some people might have every single fight locked down after beating it once, but there's also people that can't even explain how double liberation works.

i cleared sephirot ex over 20 times, easily, but i don't retain the knowledge of the fight at all beyond the ultimate. a rough picture at best.

that's why the most common practice is just to tell someone to watch a video. because people can neither teach nor do they retain the knowledge of the fight six months down the road.

that's also why you see cocky posts from non-mentors to the effect of "heh, i knew this and the mentor didn't!" because while they may have cleared something previously, they didn't retain the knowledge.

the answer to which is, if you truly wish for mentors to be mentors, then they would have to re-qualify their mentor status at certain intervals.

that would also end in failure, because the bar of quality is too high, it would just lead to a lack of mentors.

at the end of the day, it's just a crappy chat room, with little incentive to anything beyond a grind for a shiny pony.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Evilember
Not true. Usually people who are actually good at the game don't say stupid wrong shit. If mentor system required you to complete and stay up to date with savage content you'd at least cut down on the disinfo they spew to beginners. Though theres nothing we can do about them using NN as a general chat.

Inmate
Inmate

Roegadyn or Catboy?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@TalkBomber
very very cringey post

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Inmate
Femroe or leave

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Inmate
catboys are manlets

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Inmate
very very cringey post

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Inmate
Is that even a question? Catboy

then eb my catboy

WebTool
WebTool

How do people feel about Face 4 on catboy? I think thats the grumpy one. Some people say they dont like the beard or the head being wrinkled and angry.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

delete catboy or femroe

or both?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Inmate
Catboys are a shitty meme played by true dredge.
Don't fall for it.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Need_TLC
console
The only one anyone should be laughing at is you

whereismyname
whereismyname

all i hear is a bunch of craftboi mentors
the crown should be reevaluated on every content patch though making you have to earn it again by clearing everything each and every content patch

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Evil_kitten
laugh at him for taking off his trip because too many people were filtering him

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@SniperGod
lewd girls(female)?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@CodeBuns
femroe 100%

5mileys
5mileys

@Burnblaze
Holy shit really

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@SniperGod
imagine being this disconnected from reality

Methshot
Methshot

Is there any way of getting around the 3 person minimum for starting an FC?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Methshot
why would there be? the fuck kind of question is this?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Methshot
Hey is there a way I can bypass game mechanics

Just go ask some random people then kick them

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Methshot
No. Easiest way to start an FC without the required number of members already is to message people without FCs and ask if they'll join for the initial forming and then boot them.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Burnblaze
I think the best part is him pretending to be nice with the trip on, taking it off to shitpost about people, then posting again and forgetting he took it off

Lunatick
Lunatick

@SniperGod
wanna be my boyfriend?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@StrangeWizard

@Lunatick
d-doushino

RumChicken
RumChicken

@whereismyname
Good plan thanks friend

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Lunatick
dude why your thirsty greasy ass here asking for more relationships nigga.
"I-I was mearly p-pretending/m-memeing"
nah fuckboi youre here thirsting. now go away and take your meds with your wack ass.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Burnblaze
It's actually because I was discussing Gundam here with it on, I appreciate your attention though

@Garbage Can Lid
Pretending to be nice
user I can act as myself however I please. I would obviously change my FFXIV filenames and resolution if I were trying to hide it
inb4 someone poses as me in mere minutes

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Lunatick
Fish faces are the fucking worst.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

buy bf

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@PackManBrainlure
doushino
what's a doushino that isn't in google translate

RumChicken
RumChicken

@happy_sad
Fish faces are the best

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@PurpleCharger
i too like talking like a 16 year old african american on twitter

RumChicken
RumChicken

Drawing more ahegao. Roegadyn women are encouraged to join

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Soft_member
why do you come here? filth

Methnerd
Methnerd

Former ebin here. ama.

w8t4u
w8t4u

tfw sale is over and no still no eb

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@eGremlin
I'm bored and not in the mood to play more divinity is why

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Methnerd
What happened to Rylai, Meracle and Slithice

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@w8t4u
You fell for the catboy trick.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

You DO put effort into your housing right user?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@haveahappyday
There's no trick. They're a solid pick!

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@haveahappyday
But user I've been a catboy since ARR

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@TalkBomber
I wanna make my house look good like the JP people but its only augmented with third party shit. I've yet to see a house that looked really good without using reshade as a crutch.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@w8t4u
didn't you eb the other week

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@TalkBomber
No, my shared house is decorated by my friend, the FC house is decorated by the same friend, my apartment is barren besides my coelacanth, Orchestrion, a summoning bell and two vendors, and my FC room is outright empty

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TalkBomber
misaligned floating shelves that trap you if you get near them
Next

Playboyize
Playboyize

@CodeBuns
What? I wish

idontknow
idontknow

@Playboyize
server?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@TalkBomber
my house literally just has 3 plots for planting and 6 flower pots inside.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@BinaryMan
When I came into the game I never got a glimpse of the novice chat. If I had I wouldn't have bothered subscribing.

RavySnake
RavySnake

You're in charge of a balancing patch to make housing more fair and easier to acquire for people. What do you do? Keep in mind server technical limitations means you can't add more wards, please understand.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Hi gays,

so I completed the level 30 archer guild quest and surprise! there are no more specific quests for my class. Is it time to change? How do I become a bard? And a machinist?

hairygrape
hairygrape

Is it true the some balmung citizens are leaving the server and moving to mateus? I will sure miss the degeneracy.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@idontknow
I'm on Cerby

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Should I fanta into a mooncat?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@PackManBrainlure
you're enough of a SLUT to be one

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@PackManBrainlure
Are you tired of your lizard?

idontknow
idontknow

Anyone up for level roulette on primal? I'm tanking 0001 N.V
@BunnyJinx
You need to progress in MSQ more I imagine, I think to around level 24 msq to become BRD. To become MCH you need to get to HW

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@RumChicken
can we get a highlander rep

RavySnake
RavySnake

@PackManBrainlure
you should let me worship your 14 nch dick

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@PackManBrainlure
You should become my lewd wife, relocate from Coeurl and go on lewd adventures with me.

FastChef
FastChef

@TalkBomber
yeah, i put lots of effort in trying to pass off images directly from housingsnap as my own

Skullbone
Skullbone

@RavySnake
Limit housing to one per account. Retroactively remove housing from people with multiple all reimburse them for the plot price of all but the one they choose to keep
When you purchase a lot you cannot relinquish it for 6-12 months to prevent flipping
When a plot is relinquished for any reason it doesn't immediately go up for purchase, but instead goes up at a completely random time within 1-2 weeks to eliminate flippers
Large plots are only available to free companies
Increase the number of tenants for small and medium housing

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@RavySnake
You know how inner cities have dedicated gardens and people rent spaces so they can plant flowers and veggies for themselves?

something like that. while going somewhat against your no new wards thing, im sure letting people rent out or outright buy a plot for planting will get rid of lots of housing

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@FastChef
Image.jpg
Thinking they made that

You're just dum.

@iluvmen
Tfw no Pubbie bf....

cum2soon
cum2soon

@CouchChiller
The game just needs its own instanced garden or farmland similar to MH or Mabi where you can grow stuff.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@PackManBrainlure
CLAAAWS

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

post cringe

i need cringe stat

takes2long
takes2long

@TreeEater
eu
nah

likme
likme

@SomethingNew
@StrangeWizard
Does anyone have that novice network screenshot where a mentor complains about how hard a job quest is and a sprout helps them beat it?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@CouchChiller
It sure as shit would for me. I only ever wanted some because I wanted to garden for mandragoras and groom chocobos. If I had some way to properly intercross while owning an apartment I'd have no need for a plot.

@cum2soon
Even better if we can also use it to ranch aldgoats, sheep, or chocobos or something..

askme
askme

@Garbage Can Lid
We could shear them for fur and fleece and also get milk similar to retainers.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@RavySnake
easy
make houses locked to 1 per account
players will be reimbursed their gil when doing so there will be an announcement 48 hours before the rule is set in place though. also reduce the time to where a person has to stay in the house for a total of at least 36 hours inside their house every week. this will not be bypasses as while in the house the character gets auto booted from the house after afking after 30 minutes that would bypass interactions and cutscenes to deture exploiters.

Methshot
Methshot

@PackManBrainlure
what gloves are those? can't find them

Methnerd
Methnerd

@likme
nvm I found it

Flameblow
Flameblow

need to buy better equipment for story quest
browsing armor merchant
subligar

are there really adventurers running around in leather briefs

MPmaster
MPmaster

@massdebater
I-I don't know your name!

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Deadlyinx
@Skullbone
You guys know a ton of people would quit if you took away their houses that they purchased without breaking any rules just so others can have it, right? Thats too commie for XIV.

Techpill
Techpill

@Deadlyinx
. also reduce the time to where a person has to stay in the house for a total of at least 36 hours inside their house every week. this will not be bypasses as while in the house the character gets auto booted from the house after afking after 30 minutes that would bypass interactions and cutscenes to deture exploiters.

nigga you just salty as fuck that you can't get a house. i can get on board with one house per account per server (two if you have an FC too) but that's just stupid.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@VisualMaster
meant to ask you too @Methshot

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Methnerd
what even is the lvl 58 quest again? i have blm to 70 and i have never used sleep in any job quest

girlDog
girlDog

Mooncat or Suncat? Which is cuter?

Evilember
Evilember

Why am i so hungry for hugs from catbois?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Deadlyinx
36 hours
kill yourself moron

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@girlDog
Eclipsecat

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Methnerd
I can't think of any difficult BLM job quest

girlDog
girlDog

@Deadlyinx
1 house per account
This makes sense
36 hours in your house per week
Nigger what

FastChef
FastChef

@Methshot
they are darklight

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Techpill
If you own a house you should be using it, particularly as a RPer or someone who hosts meetings there with friends.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@CodeBuns
here you go anonymous

Booteefool
Booteefool

@girlDog
suncats

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Evilember
I don't think you can eat those

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Garbage Can Lid
Please acquire more gil

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Need_TLC
spending 36 hours a week on the game in general, much less SOLELY in a house
My nigga go outside

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Someone should spend literally 1/5th of their week in their virtual mmo house without going afk or they don't deserve to own it

Son a lot of people don't even spend that much time in their real house.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

housing is so stupid, it just makes cities nearly as dead and barren as the overworld itself

eGremlin
eGremlin

@girlDog
mooncats

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Bidwell
If I can't own half a ward I'm going to quit
Good riddance to those retards then.
And these aren't rules, they're game mechanics.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Garbage Can Lid
Posting on Veeky Forums
Telling people to go outside
I agree 36 hours in your house sounds silly but just about as silly as you right now

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@CouchChiller
I am trying my best but pvp does not give me money, only wolf marks

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Need_TLC
Rylai is still active (just not here).
Meracle is off playing other weebshit.
Slithice came back for a tiny bit but that's about it.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@CodeBuns
puttel's life

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Garbage Can Lid
thank you! nice red fish

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Burnblaze
My dude, you can turn the wolf marks into desynthesis levels or grand company seals, and then sell stuff, or buy more ventures and use your ventures to gather stuff to then supplement your crafting and then sell stuff

askme
askme

@haveahappyday
Thank you and no problem.
@TalkBomber
I have not crafted/used any of my 130+ ventures at all. I don't know what makes money anymore, either.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@girlDog
There is only one correct choice.
Seekers.

unless you're slut then keepers

takes2long
takes2long

@ZeroReborn
Housing could easily be made more social by copying Mabinogi and Eden Eternal.

FCs with large houses can pay gil and some reagents to host a party in their plot that invites the server to it, people with individual housing can do this but smaller parties with limited food
The size of the party determines what kind of buffs it gives you and the duration. In Mabinogi they had a thing on Saturday where the whole server went to a banquet and the longer you stayed (without going AFK) the longer the EXP buff it gave you which could last days
The buffs could also include stats that dont disappear on death and movement speed out of combat
People could also craft big feasts of shareable food with unique buffs
Let people put Saucer minigames in their house that the owner can charge gil to play

Skullbone
Skullbone

@askme
Depends on your server, or more commonly the size of your server. I desynth just about everything I get from wolf marks and then use the materials to fund whatever I can sell at the highest price. Even the many, many battlecraft IIIs work well since that's still supplying a material for glamour weapons to sell off, even if battlecraft IIIs themselves are actually cheap as heck. Just about every server has at least some acceptable income from Raziqsap, Hardened Sap and Coke, which you could trade in PvP gear for at your GC

Evilember
Evilember

@MPmaster
wow rude but true

@BunnyJinx
It's always nice to have some change and I liked to be a cat too

@RavySnake
wow lewd but nobody is on coeurl to do that

@LuckyDusty
relocate to where?

@VisualMaster
Claws are the best!

Also I was thinking of fantaing into something like this but I still need to tweak it

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@ZeroReborn
I don't know what you're talking about, every housing ward I ever go to is fucking dead, no one is ever hanging out outside their house, except on very rare occasions, and on those occasions, they're AFK.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Evilember
Your cat's cute, your lizard is still cuter.
Relocate to where?
Well, Mateus is where a ton of /xivg/ dudes are now that Balmung is closed. I'm on Excali though and since you don't know anyone here I don't expect you to relocate here anytime soon.
/pet

w8t4u
w8t4u

oh so it was you shitposting about those faces over and over and over again
makes sense now

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@lostmypassword
album pls?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Evilember
I have an alt on Couerl for that kinda thing! Main is on cerby though...that sweet eu ping

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@w8t4u
Dude you took the words right out of my mouth.

Methshot
Methshot

@w8t4u
*vagues you softly*

SniperWish
SniperWish

@CodeBuns
Hi

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Ignoramus
my friend wants me to move to cerby but moving my gil to alts and then transfer because of the cap

askme
askme

@Skullbone
sadly none of those three are more than 600 gil a piece
I mean could do it if I really wanted money, but what do I need money for?
I don't even use glamour prisms anymore!

girlDog
girlDog

@Spazyfool
not shitposting on mobile
Best of both worlds desu~

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@askme
Given how cheap 99 is to buy, that's still more of an income than you have on your person

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@PurpleCharger
is a god damn hassle

TreeEater
TreeEater

@BunnyJinx
I've been lower before!
honestly I consider myself pretty rich

RumChicken
RumChicken

@New_Cliche
Is this only doable by exploiting people with 1000000% markups on patch days? Making stable money in the middle of a patch feels slow.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

how the fuck do they do this shit

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Okay but how do we balance market board PvP?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@RumChicken
that's just the time when most money is spent. you don't make anything sitting around wishing you were making more money.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@TurtleCat
Is that all in an apartment or a small/medium?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@RumChicken
That and It is super easy to make money on small servers during events, and especially patches.

WebTool
WebTool

@Stupidasole
I've tried making gil and its not that easy on the big boy servers.

Fill all 8 of my crafters with leveling and max level DoH and DoL gear and some 320 weapons
Maybe 5 items sell overnight
Have to update prices every 30 minutes or nothing will sell since neets run the market

TechHater
TechHater

the things i would do for a hung catboy...

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@TreeEater
I mean it's not that long ago I was poor after losing bets with a friend, but I've at least gotten back to approaching 60m now

@RumChicken
When you're self-sufficient, you don't spend your own gil. Having any sort of income without having any expense to cut into your margins brings you plenty of gil in a short space of time even outside of new patch windows. i320 gear is too easy for people to craft and largely irrelevant besides new 70s, and as a result the margins from them is fairly low and lower every weekend when all the undercutters are free. Selling materials in the week while you're offline brings in a ton of gil

Skullbone
Skullbone

What should I spend extra GC seals on besides cordials, ventures, and crafting/gathering exp boosts? Is there anything useful or profitable?

WebTool
WebTool

@LuckyDusty
Make it so you can't delist an item for 24 hours
Every 24 hours you get one exception to this rule in case you made a typo
Delisting an item incurs a small fee similar to the tax rate
Undercuts must be made by at least 1% of the lowest listed item
NPC purchased items cannot be sold for more than the NPC sells them for
Allow for buy orders

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@GoogleCat
But time is money. If you spend all day gathering your own mats isn't that overall slower than simply crafting way more items with purchased mats.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@TalkBomber
Then you'll end up like @WebTool
with full retainers and small margins. If you make everything yourself slower then you'll always have a good margin even if you need to undercut some.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@TalkBomber
If you spend all day gathering your own mats
In what world do you think I spent a whole day gathering the materials for these sales?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@WebTool
NPC purchased items cannot be sold for more than the NPC sells them for

What? That's stupid. If people aren't willing to go or find the NPC then they can pay the markup. There's no reason for a restriction like that.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@LuckyDusty
once you put something on the MB you cant remove it for 24 hours

Skullbone
Skullbone

w-would you hug this lala?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

1 tank 1 heal for a5 normal on chaos 'w'

MPmaster
MPmaster

Need a good sam opener.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@WebTool
I'd allow for a slight markup on vendor items, just because some of them can be kind of a pain. There should definitely be a limit though. Some asshole trying to charge 50x an item's price from the vendor is pretty absurd.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@TreeEater
The problem is that most of that is already pocket change, and those items would sell for way less on any non-dead realms.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@PackManBrainlure
Excalibur isn't that dead, sir. And you're right, it is pocket change. But as I said, that's an income on one retainer without any expense on my part

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@BinaryMan
i need an idea or theme

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Am I cute? This is my first character!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Skullbone
In bed yes

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Welp since that's everyone that wanted stuff drawn I'll go practice

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@CouchChiller
Hi and welcome! That's a very cute catte! What server are you on?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Reminder that your massive stack of gil doesn't really mean shit unless it's on balmung

girlDog
girlDog

Thought on my glamour?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Boy_vs_Girl
even got the glasses
thanks!

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Boy_vs_Girl
he did the meria one
oh no here comes more shitposting fodder

TechHater
TechHater

@Nude_Bikergirl
I don't want to be on Balmung, considering the most expensive item on my server is a 19m Nightmare pegasus whistle, it's fine for me

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Evilember
i can make an alt on coeurl do you like lalas

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Playboyize
it's cute tho

takes2long
takes2long

@Playboyize
I don't know who meria is

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Boy_vs_Girl
good shit

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Boy_vs_Girl
Why would you draw this

Spamalot
Spamalot

@takes2long
the blonde midlander
I showed it to her and she said it was cute "looks like she's sneezing"

askme
askme

@CouchChiller
VERY QT CATTE

Snarelure
Snarelure

@takes2long
the only one that isnt a nigger

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Boy_vs_Girl
Dang should have asked you to do one of me too

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Booteefool
what's wrong with being a slut? gives seekers something to pump

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@ZeroReborn
make an alt we will cuddle

askme
askme

@DeathDog
I'll do this again tomorrow

Inmate
Inmate

@Snarelure
I'm RED thank you

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@DeathDog
I wanna watch you ahegao!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Bidwell
Bravo.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Inmate
more like bred

Bidwell
Bidwell

How do I get AF2 gear, I boosted my WHM so I didn't get the coffer reward for the level 60 class quest.
Guessing I can buy it elsewhere?

WebTool
WebTool

Could any of you anons post some good looking set or combo's of items (MNK) for glamour ?

Evilember
Evilember

@DeathDog
I want to jerk of this futa lizard

Methshot
Methshot

@WebTool
Just wear what Hamon wears. If it's good enough for Holyfist, it's good enough for you.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@DeathDog
how big is it

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Nude_Bikergirl
innocent white mage gets cornered in ul'dah by boys in need of 'healing'

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

you do know the only reason you arent in any drama is because you are on a dead world right, as soon as you go to a Veeky Forums server people will find your faults and reveal them and you will be the center of drama. just like what happened to epperson and milla and other people who come to Veeky Forums areas. in fact you dont seem very different from epperson from when they were back shit/slutposting in cactuar before they move to balmung.

takes2long
takes2long

@Bidwell
Centurio seals in Ishgard.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@VisualMaster
me
innocent

cum2soon
cum2soon

@CodeBuns
pretend

WebTool
WebTool

@CodeBuns
tfw I'll never get blacked by ada

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@BinaryMan
At least talk to the cute, lewd, wife-material lizard directly. How can they listen to your wisdom if they can mistake you for talking to someone else?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@kizzmybutt
thats because they are inside it, moron

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@New_Cliche
I've been to every open house in my ward and only seen people ONCE.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@CodeBuns
got any screens of your malera?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@New_Cliche
You're not checking the secret rooms. Every house has a secret room

StonedTime
StonedTime

@CodeBuns
Pick one:
white mage gets cornered in ul'dah by boys in need of 'healing'

innocent boys get cornered in ul'dah by white mage in need of 'healing'

@Evilember
About a fulm iirc

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

group with three mentors
run is slow, people keep messing up aoes, dying to unnecessary shit, party chat is full of people calling each other noobs and worse
group with three returners/sprouts
fast and smooth, no deaths, friendly banter in party chat
Really makes you wonder.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@SniperWish
Yes very cute now go away we're talking about ERP rooms.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Ignoramus
Sprouts are cute and you should always nurture them.
t. sprout

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Ignoramus
people pretty much never talk in my DF outside of hi at start, be it good, normal or bad run

I'm not sure if i should be happy or not.

girlDog
girlDog

@viagrandad
I want to pluck the sprouts.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Ignoramus
I do find that mentors are generally good and helpful, but worst party I've been in was with a sprout dps, a mentor dps, and a mentor healer. Healer let me die 3 times either through being shit or getting themselves killed first, and the sprout dps crushed the mentor dps. The mentors left immediately at the end of the dungeon without giving commendations.

JunkTop
JunkTop

[email protected] are cool!

girlDog
girlDog

The saga continues.

@SniperWish

Cute lizard.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@girlDog
Oh do you now?

TreeEater
TreeEater

If I use a jump potion for my character would it also unlock everything in my roulette pre-sb? Like manderville shit Gilgamesh Ultros trials etc

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Stupidasole
Make a funny comment, people tend to loosen right up.
It's got to be actually funny though

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Stupidasole
Sadly its because the game is about going fast in repetitive content rather than going slow in dynamic content.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@WebTool
pst

@Booteefool
buried somewhere

@StonedTime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjlSiASsUIs

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@girlDog
no bully pls

farquit
farquit

@Stark_Naked
futa?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@kizzmybutt
I want to passionately embrace this fish

w8t4u
w8t4u

@TurtleCat
How would it compare to the GW2 dungeon running community's obsession with going fast, if you know?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@farquit
HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU ANONYMOUS...............

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@happy_sad
is that a yes? equine?

Methnerd
Methnerd

Why won't the yanxia namazu let me to help them? Every faggot needs my help but when some adorable creature i actually want to help mysel shows up it has no quests. Being wol is suffering.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@happy_sad
nice balls

RavySnake
RavySnake

@w8t4u
Same shit different paint. Nobody talks in GW2 either.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Post the character you'd play if you could never use a fantasia again.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@SomethingNew
it's a no response for meme questions
@SniperGod
okay THAT I laughed at.. good one..

@Harmless_Venom

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Harmless_Venom
Im curious to see how this would play out with our fanta hungry celebs.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Playboyize
pst
:blobsweats:

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@BinaryMan
I don't wanna seem too self centered but I think you're talking about me, why do you hate me so much?

@SniperWish
it's big

@Evilember
make an alt

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Harmless_Venom
My current.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Harmless_Venom
I always end up missing my highlander

RumChicken
RumChicken

What's one place you would like to erp but haven't had the opportunity to yet?
Bonus points for open world.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@RumChicken
In a comfy spot in the Shroud in the middle of Tension.
I just remembered that I had a really weird dream about Odin last night.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@RumChicken
Kugane. Probably in the hotsprings/tubs on top of the inn/alleyways.

Also it would be amusing to see somebody getting plowed against the fence inside the Garlean Consulate.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TurtleCat
Not being able to go go fast while typing in between the slow ass GCD

step up your APM senpai

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Methnerd
What
There's plenty of namazu sidequests in Yanxia
You've just gotta unlock them

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@RumChicken
Moonspore Grove. I never have, because I don't ERP. But if I did ERP I'd do it there

King_Martha
King_Martha

@BinaryMan
Is that him, the mechanical mastermind?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

elzn

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@King_Martha
In the mechanical flesh

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Harmless_Venom
Oh I dunno

5mileys
5mileys

@Dreamworx
All those glowing spores must be some sort of aphrodisiac.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Harmless_Venom
I changed once, never again

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

What world do I choose on EU?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@GoogleCat
Odin

likme
likme

@Harmless_Venom
always

TechHater
TechHater

@Gigastrength
very cute! good choice

TechHater
TechHater

@TreeEater
PLEASE RESPOND

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

what website can i use for gold buying

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@PurpleCharger
I just used mmogah
they're fine

hairygrape
hairygrape

@TreeEater

No. You still have to do those quests.

@RumChicken

Wherever you fight Zenos a second time; somewhere in that fucked up town

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@PurpleCharger
pst Lily "fuck my eb" Celestine

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@GoogleCat
Odin and be my friend

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Is this good?

5mileys
5mileys

@WebTool
Why so angery

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Deadlyinx

Looks fine with me. Will look better once you have some glamour/gear.

cum2soon
cum2soon

time we start doing this as well, remove gay catboys

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@5mileys
because my EB went to sleep...

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Castrum Meridianum
I want to run this without missing the story or sitting out all the fights
I will want to do the same thing on The Praetorium

cum2soon
cum2soon

Do Dragoons get invul frames i their jumps like how Cain on FFIV could not be hurt while jumping?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Evil_kitten
that website always creeped me out. their videos and bot comments really make it seem like they're gonna scam you

Evilember
Evilember

@cum2soon
No.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@cum2soon
hahahahahahahahaha

@cum2soon
shut the fuck up, misogynist

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@cum2soon
you get animation locked and die to aoes

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@cum2soon
no

5mileys
5mileys

@cum2soon
Haha, no

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Evilember
@ZeroReborn
@New_Cliche
@Stupidasole
@5mileys
Lame.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Evil_kitten
@Carnalpleasure
what about g2g?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Harmless_Venom
My current middie, any time I've used a fanta in the past, it was just to try out a different race for a few days/week, but my middie is the one I always want to play as

SniperWish
SniperWish

@GoogleCat
futa?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Playboyize
just go roe already.
from a 6 to a 10 instantly.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Harmless_Venom
playing wow made me not care about cute girls anymore

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@SniperWish
Futa

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Stupidasole
Then ASK for FRIENDS to go with you, dumdum.

It can be easily unsynced and if you know friends they'll let you watch the cutscenes.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Carnalpleasure
@BinaryMan
ive bought from them quite a bit and they always delivered within a reasonable amount of time

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Stupidasole
I will help you do it if you are on aether

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Stupidasole
This essentially @Boy_vs_Girl
I just posted a PF in the thread a little while back and got some people to be my tourguides through the praetorium quick enough.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Any good reshades I could check out?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@cum2soon
So organised harassment of women players because... they play the game in a way you don't like? And you think this is a good idea? Son, what the hell is wrong with you?

Methshot
Methshot

@DeathDog
I want to smooch this highlander

cum2soon
cum2soon

>>190439267
I-is this safe for work?

askme
askme

tfw no gil in game so I gotta rely on my rich sugar daddy to buy/craft me stuff
:3

iluvmen
iluvmen

>>190439267

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Harmless_Venom
Im almost 50/50 torn between Highlander and Roegadyn right now so I would be fine stuck as either in a virtual world.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Harmless_Venom
My alt

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@DeathDog
daddy

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@cum2soon
Of course, male nipples are completely unsexual.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Spamalot
@ZeroReborn
Thanks for the respond!

Played this game a year or two ago and was planning on coming back to play with a friend and we wanted to pick a decently/ high populated server to play on with raiding in mind.

farquit
farquit

@cum2soon
it's a bare male chest, if they ban me over something you can see everywhere going outside it would be worrisome

@iluvmen
about time someone here plays one too

Methnerd
Methnerd

>>190439267
they are usually ugly because xivg sucks at making males

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@ZeroReborn
then pick cerberus instead of odin, odin for chill gay erp or cerberus for more raiding/ingame content

RavySnake
RavySnake

So i noticed the gathering nodes in HW maps are really far apart, is that just going to be the norm?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

>>190439267
I'm busy sorting out my main.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Elezen are cute and people should keep making them.

farquit
farquit

@ZeroReborn
odin then, it has the best xivg bard

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Fuzzy_Logic
I wanna take a cute fishgirl to a magical restaurant that only appears every Saturday!

farquit
farquit

does my fish cute?
she's a crocofish

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@farquit
Your fish is cute

JunkTop
JunkTop

@farquit
that hair is a nope

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

>>190439267
I would if I could look more androgynous.

5mileys
5mileys

I want an elezen to kiss me!!

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@GoogleCat
10/10 taste in lewd webcomics, user

King_Martha
King_Martha

@farquit
Idk what a crocofish is but post full maybe? Else we can't really judge.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

elezen thirsters are on par with the disgusting foot fetishists

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

>>190439267
im always here.......

likme
likme

@GoogleCat
le femboi meme
nothing scream more of sexually repressed Veeky Forums dweller

Firespawn
Firespawn

@BunnyJinx
Elezen feet?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Boy_vs_Girl
Elezen with ebola:

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Firespawn
kys brah

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Burnblaze
@Spazyfool
I am on Aether, and have created a PF for it. Name is Gar Grand.
@Boy_vs_Girl
I only have one person on my Friend List.

cum2soon
cum2soon

>>190439267
I have a malezen character but rarely play, does that count?

Evilember
Evilember

Post feet!

hairygrape
hairygrape

what's the point of still posting here when you've moved on to other games

Methshot
Methshot

@hairygrape
everyone here posts for attention, how new are you

likme
likme

@Need_TLC
i think im late af but personally i like 3 the best

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I want an elezen to step on me!

w8t4u
w8t4u

Ok /xivg/ I'm user thinking about coming back to this mmo.

Last time I played it was HV and I had DRK on max lvl without gear (literally hit max lvl and quit that day).

Since my friends really want to try out ffxiv now, I'm thinking about buying complete editions since it's same cost as SB and comes with 30 days - which leads to the question about servers.

We're playing on EU, and EU server you recommend? I don't know about my friends (they're mostly casualfags) but I for sure will play tryhard mode if I don't quite before that.

Another question is, if PvP is anyhow fun now? It was pretty damn terrible when I used to play but I've heard there were changes to it since.

Cheers

Illusionz
Illusionz

@King_Martha
Crocofish is ecause of the crocotail!

@JunkTop
Is it really? I thought it was a cute one..

@ZeroReborn
Thank you!

girlDog
girlDog

@Sir_Gallonhead
nice. i may try it out then. how long is the wait usually, 20 minutes?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@haveahappyday
did you create it on data center or world? I can't find it

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@girlDog
g2g is definitely cheaper, although I guess it does depend a lot on your server, as it does anyway with any other site.

SniperGod
SniperGod

any tanks/heals wanna do ala mhigo for mount/tomes for a little bit?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Illusionz
Server? Cute!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Sharpcharm
oops, try now.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@LuckyDusty
server?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@w8t4u
casual pvp, battlegrounds and 8v8 is way better from its HW incarnation however ranked pvp is cancer incarnate

odin and omega are probably the highest concentration of players from here, at leas the noisy ones, ragnarok is the tryhard server

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@w8t4u
PvP got a big change and is really fun now imo, because it was simplified and is more fast paced
We have an active ls on shiva if youd like, but other xivg people are on odin and omega aswell

Emberfire
Emberfire

Game really needs some Hitoshi Sakimoto.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krY83viRbaM

@w8t4u

Is PVP fun

Hahaha, no.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Supergrass
Coeurl!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@SniperGod
no

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@AwesomeTucker
fuck, they're the next moogle tribe aren't they

Playboyize
Playboyize

@GoogleCat
Why are all the Au Ra I want to /pet on Coeurl

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Playboyize
user thats an alt

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@likme
idk man it's just hot

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Methnerd
Namazus are cute, CUTE!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Methnerd
I've said this many times already but they will be the SB equivalent of moogle beast tribes where crafters will rebuild their masters manor and the surrounding area

SniperGod
SniperGod

@GoogleCat
do as the other aura over there make album and keep slutting up the thread.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Playboyize
Because you need to follow your dreams to Coeurl

happy_sad
happy_sad

@cum2soon
So girls spam links to gay porn and a bunch of guys get upset. Fun times

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@DeathDog
Well, WoW characters look like shit so that makes sense

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@SomethingNew
But I have too many friends on my server, I can't transfer to it, and making an alt to /pet, hug and kiss all the cute Au Ra just isn't the same

Illusionz
Illusionz

down to 66 members now boys

likme
likme

@cum2soon
just leave girls alone

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Illusionz
What?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Illusionz
Dont vaguepost

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Will this game ever take a risk in gameplay? I'm so bored of this safe hardcore casual shit.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

will not EB male characters
prefers female characters with male genitalia instead
explain, xivg

Inmate
Inmate

@Stark_Naked
repressed homosexuality

Inmate
Inmate

@Stark_Naked
Maybe they wanna be able to play with boobs and benis at the same time?

Methnerd
Methnerd

first clear
[15:32]You obtain a Genji coffer.

*insert world-rending cathartic scream here*

HOLY SHIT THE SUFFERING IS FINALLY OVER

now I can do it with my static next week

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Inmate
They aren't gay, my dude. Calling the average futa fan gay is an insult to actual gays.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Methnerd
Grats. I've yet to enter O4S at all.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Emberfire
its not straight

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Anyone on aether still need weekly clear of v3s?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

tfw no balmung eb

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@VisualMaster
no

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Fried_Sushi
would you argue it's more gay to seek masculine qualities in a female character opposed to just seeking a male character?

takes2long
takes2long

@Methnerd
catboy healer
explains the week 10 clear

StonedTime
StonedTime

hard-core raid-er
playin games daily
po-po-po-po-po-poopsockin~
hard-core raid-er
failing checks daily
po-po-po-po-po-poopsockin~

sixty million giiiiiiiiil
fully melded gear
twelve to six-teen hours playiiiiiiiiin
yet he hasnt beaten neo yeeeeeeeet

SniperGod
SniperGod

@takes2long
oh no he didn't clear until week 10

what a shitter

he better off himself

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

stormburp's music will never live up to heavensward's

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Harmless_Venom

If not this, then my [email protected]

w8t4u
w8t4u

tfw irl female (female) playing female character in xiv
only play and interact with cute male characters that fit my tastes
ignore all female characters
only surround myself with hot boys to take cute screenies with
stop playing with anyone who fantasias away from male character
have linkshell full of only male characters with me as the leader so I can be surrounded by cute boys whenever I log in
mfw

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Harmless_Venom

assuming aesthetician is still allowed?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Harmless_Venom
Easy

Snarelure
Snarelure

@w8t4u
So you are lesbo.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@w8t4u
Hi Ruki.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@TalkBomber
Is there even a single memorable track outside of raids/trials/dungeons?

Heavensward has Stone and Steel which was amazing

RumChicken
RumChicken

@w8t4u
Meria...

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

This is a girl majority game

eGremlin
eGremlin

Miqo'te are cute and for cuddling or pets

FastChef
FastChef

@eGremlin
spider squishing out sandspics cumflated belly
kawaii

SniperGod
SniperGod

@eGremlin
I want those PJs

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Where are the cute male characters on Odin? Hello? Hello?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

tfw got to level 60 without ever using the chat

im too shy to say anything

Lunatick
Lunatick

@PackManBrainlure
Some of the location music is pretty nice. Steppe, peaks and lochs are great.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

is there anything more cringe than slutglam

takes2long
takes2long

@StrangeWizard
A cat or woman in heavy armour.

likme
likme

@StrangeWizard
meme glam

Flameblow
Flameblow

@StrangeWizard
people who cringe at how cringy slutglam is

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Harmless_Venom
I've fantad from my raccoon to many other races, genders and appearances only to come back to it every single time.
Raccoonlife.

Lunatick
Lunatick

A while ago some one posted a webpage that helps you make ff 14 macros, it was pretty easy to use. Anyone got the link?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@StrangeWizard

people who are insecure about others cringing at their slutglam

Inmate
Inmate

@Spazyfool
stop avatarfagging
in a game about avatarfagging

SniperWish
SniperWish

*cringes at u cringing at me cringing at u cringing at me*
cringe

RavySnake
RavySnake

@CodeBuns
Who even makes these posts because it sure isn't girls

TechHater
TechHater

@CodeBuns
HELLO?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

What DotH classes were you supposed to level after getting level 15 on all of them to get the best abilities when grinding for the max level?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Spazyfool
You look more like the last piece of coal that nobody wants.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Inmate
i'm going to mess you up big boy

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Spamalot
hell no

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Spazyfool
i love [email protected] ;-;

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Lunatick
i'm in your christmas stockings

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Spamalot
mumu will never let you pump his lala

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Tank main for years
Running Castrum Meridianum as DPS cause I want to have at least one max level DPS class
Get 2 tanks
One is a New Paladin
Other is a Warrior
New Paladin dies on the first mid-boss
"wat"
We still win
Move on to next area
Warrior knows what he's doing
Paladin has no idea what is going on
2nd mid boss
Paladin complains he can't get aggro
Has Sword Oath on
We win thanks to Warrior knowing what he's doing
Next section Paladin decided to aggro the whole dungeon
Normally doable
Paladin still has Sword Oath on
Doesnt use cooldowns
Dies
He gets really mad saying he was the best tank in WoW
I tell him this game plays much differently than WoW
He tells me that's retarded and all MMO's play the same
Beat 3rd mid boss no problem
Again he dies but we still win
He's getting really mad
We get to the "boss" where you have to use the canons and all you have to do is stay still when aggroed
Paladin starts and runs directly to the corner
We tell him to stay in the middle so canons can reach
He says it would be easier for us in the corner
He then starts complaining after 3 minutes of us not being able to use the canons
He runs to a canon himself while still having aggro and tries to shoot canon himself
He gets a canon blown up due to AoE's
It took 20 minutes just for this part of the boss because Paladin was retarded.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Ignoramus
Second best moonie after Epp!!
Too bad she's copying elk's character though!

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Ignoramus
Epp
I sure hope you don't mean epperson cause their moonie is trash at best.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@RavySnake
Who even makes these posts because it sure isn't girls

cum2soon
cum2soon

@StonedTime
yet he hasnt beaten neo yeeeeeeeet
And, in case you hadn't noticed, that'd tend to be exactly why
po-po-po-po-po-poopsockin~
hard-core raid-er
are incorrect

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Ignoramus
Worst taste. Congratulations.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Fuzzy_Logic
i know this feel
i'm sorry for your experience

SniperWish
SniperWish

males

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Spazyfool
calls self raccoon
doesn't even have white eyeshadow

Inmate
Inmate

@Bidwell
Have you even seen a raccoon?

5mileys
5mileys

Is there anything a monk could wear that would work with the flame lieutenant helm?

idontknow
idontknow

@TalkBomber
So do any of you actually play the game or do you just ERP

massdebater
massdebater

@idontknow
Cul 37 for steady hand 2, Crp 50 for byregot's blessing.

Techpill
Techpill

@Flameblow
You dumb
@Skullbone
Fuck off pedo

Lunatick
Lunatick

Does this game have really huge animation canceling or do i just lag like crazy?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@idontknow
nobody answered my question in 11 minutes i hate all of you!!!!!!!

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Inmate
Yes, and if your skin is black and you call yourself a raccoon you'd better have a white "mask" to be even vaguely accurate.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Bidwell
t. ERP'er

MPmaster
MPmaster

@TalkBomber
Dont remember off the top which classes specifically, but google the ones that give you Comfort Zone, Steady Hand 2, Byregot's Blessing, Careful Synthesis 2.
@idontknow
No EB to RP with

takes2long
takes2long

@SniperWish
tfw female (male)
be so naturally girly that nobody notices
It's a good feeling.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Spazyfool
make your skin lighter grey
use that stripe across the eyes cosmetic, make it black

Alternately:
just stop fucking calling yourself a raccoon you mong, it's not even remotely accurate

hairygrape
hairygrape

@takes2long
Calm down Lili.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@TalkBomber
@BinaryMan
i'm going to do neither of these

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Poker_Star
Excuse me while I fume impotently.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@w8t4u
That's a nice sword.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@New_Cliche
It's okay, friend. It's all gonna be okay.

Methshot
Methshot

Does anyone know if you can get the sword that Lucia or whatever Aymeric's second in command uses? If so, what's it called?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Harmless_Venom
Thanks, it's the one from Neo-Ex

RavySnake
RavySnake

tfw no mentality stable significant other who genuinely enjoys my company and gives me all of their time

am I really asking that much?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Methshot
NIGGA THATS JUST A FUCKING VINTAGE VIKING SWORD
IM FUCKING DONE YOU FIND THAT SHIT IN THE MB ITS FUCKING EASY TO FIND
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@TurtleCat
lo,

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@RavySnake
wanting mentally stable
posts in /xivg/

idontknow
idontknow

@RavySnake
Probably not, though I'm not mentally stable. Living with my housemates has made me dislike people too much.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@RavySnake
Let me guess. You actually have a ton of highly specific requirements you didn't mention.

TechHater
TechHater

@RavySnake
Since you yourself are probably not mentally stable, yes you are.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Is there anything fun to do before lvl 70? I finally finished ARR msq and got to Heavensward but doing the msq fetch quests for hours upon end gets very tiring even if the story is good.

I really enjoy extreme primals but no one does old content anymore so I rarely get a party that doesn't whine about not doing it unsynced.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@RavySnake
am the reasonably stable significant other
get my affection thrown back in my face

nice

farquit
farquit

@RavySnake
pst Beepy Wheels

5mileys
5mileys

Do combat retainers care about stats at all, or is it just item level?

takes2long
takes2long

@5mileys
Just item level. You can literally equip dex accessories on a healer retainer and it won't make a difference.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@takes2long
Well fuck me.

Bidwell
Bidwell

why am i so angry

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@RavySnake
and gives me all of their time

Yes you dependent fuck

takes2long
takes2long

@Dreamworx
I post like once a day at most.
@idontknow
As long as you don't let any of it affect our time together I can compromise.
@Skullbone
Mostly just play something cute or something I can cuddle if you're one of those weirdos who play male. That and be able to hold a conversation when it's just us and nothing to do.
@TechHater
user I'm more stable than a horse ranch.
@Soft_member
Hi, hit me up.
@farquit
I'm only replying because I don't want you to feel left out.
@TurtleCat
I don't NEED it all, I like to know that I can have it all if I did.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Bidwell
Could it have something to do with... elves?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@takes2long
The fact that you're trying to post about being mentally stable on a fucking video game general and have no other outlet to do so, while also having requirements for their in game character, leads me to believe you are terribly mentally unstable and should seek help.

Techpill
Techpill

@RavySnake
requiring someone to spend all their time with you
you are selfish and you do not deserve someone like that

TechHater
TechHater

@takes2long
weirdos that play male

okay so you're looking for a cat/lizardgirl (male) x cat/lizardgirl (male)? thats kind of not mentally stable at all my friend

likme
likme

@Emberburn
Probably

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

is the desire to pump midlanders considered mental instability? if so, then throw on the straight jacket and lock me up!!!

TreeEater
TreeEater

@CouchChiller
Is my desire to be jacketed and locked up considered mental instability?

Illusionz
Illusionz

>>190450171
Seto likes dog cock?

massdebater
massdebater

@TreeEater
It's probably just a desire for stability and predictability in a world that's getting more and more fucked up and unpredictable

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Boy_vs_Girl
AH A WOMAMN

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@kizzmybutt
Whoa user, you're assuming a whole lot there buddy boy.
@TechHater
I don't care too much as long as it's not lalafell catboy or roe.

RumChicken
RumChicken

SAM should be able to drain their HP as a toggle to boost their dps, good healer mechanic
Call it sudoku

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Guffy V4S

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Deadlyinx
None of that is assuming though

You're posting in xivg, and your posts say you care about the gender and race of the character.

Methshot
Methshot

@RumChicken
I'll drain you

Methnerd
Methnerd

Where are the cute male (male) xaelas on Omega ? I NEED to know RIGHT NOW.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Methnerd
zana..

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Methnerd
There is no such thing as a cute male xaela.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@RumChicken
fuck right off tranny

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Burnblaze
Please delete this immediately.

@Sir_Gallonhead
h-hi

Methshot
Methshot

@Methshot
Please drain me of my gamer funds mother

@Fried_Sushi
I'm a cute boy

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Deadlyinx
Catboys and roes can have the rare gem shining in the muck.
Lalas, though, are all for ignoring completely and pretending they're especially annoying NPCs

Lunatick
Lunatick

@massdebater
Wow.

Methshot
Methshot

@RumChicken
Stop projecting your self harm into video game mechanics.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Deadlyinx
Not liking male roe

What?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@RavySnake
gives me all their time
honestly would be fine with this if the person was interesting themselves. Usually it's more
wahh entertain me user while I offer absolutely nothing

askme
askme

malera on odin
feel unsafe now that meria is here
w-will she pull my tail?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@RumChicken
so what dark knights should have been given their final fantasy history

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Gigastrength
is this aura cute

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@happy_sad
down syndrome

TechHater
TechHater

@happy_sad
Absolutely not !

JunkTop
JunkTop

@askme
she will kidnap you and lock you up in her tickle dungeon

FastChef
FastChef

@ZeroReborn
@TechHater
rude

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

chat occasionally with a guy who plays an Au Ra
kind of emotionally unstable, shows signs of potentially turning fullblown stalker-clingy is given so much as the merest ambiguous message
shut it down completely every time, keep things friendly but strictly platonic
have close friend who's always been able to tease and friendly banter
he fantas to Au Ra
turns into a carbon copy of first guy within a week
What the fuck, guys.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@askme
Yes.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@w8t4u
It all makes sense now. Thank you.
@Fried_Sushi
Thats true buy they're spread far and thin. I forgot to add male elezen to that list.
@Snarelure
I feel like they'll want me to call them daddy in a non sexual way.
@Methnerd
I offer lots! But I keep running into the same kind of people you do.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@BunnyJinx
the consequences of lizardism

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@happy_sad
Hi, Esugen. Don't you have some cooking to do?

Methshot
Methshot

@Methnerd
@Burnblaze
h-hi

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@BunnyJinx
.t thinkgs thatd diddnt happin

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Burnblaze
are you okay user

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@BunnyJinx
when you fanta to a male you become an uncontrollable thirstlord. this is a hard rule of the game, sorry

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Methshot
you're proving their point

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Poker_Star
Male roes are top tier in terms of sanity. They're natural born friends, not deviants.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Raving_Cute
I remember samurai in FFT having this mechanic where they called forth the spirit of certain katanas for special attacks, but there was a chance for the katana to break in the process. I wonder how you could make a concept like that workable in an MMO.

@Poker_Star
not wanting a roe dad to teach you about sailing and take you out fishing

TechHater
TechHater

@Fried_Sushi
meria right there ready to pounce
so it's true
the male thirster

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Burnblaze
Are you having a seizure, user? Do you need to lie down?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Who ate my corndogs?

Methshot
Methshot

@TurtleCat
So more RNG? :thinking:
Need to add RNG to every other class as well.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@GoogleCat
why did you go back to ugly catgirl

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Methshot
Cute!

@PackManBrainlure
Leave him alone I have a gun and I don't know how to use it

Bidwell
Bidwell

@TurtleCat
but there was a chance for the katana to break in the process
FUCK
NO
Durability is already a shitty mechanic as it is, having weapons BREAK? Get the fuck outta here.

likme
likme

@TurtleCat

the only thing i can thing of would be another use for your Sen, maybe use some Kenki in the process as well. chance to consume the Sen, or might be a proc off of whenever you use the Sen?

WebTool
WebTool

@TurtleCat
tfw no roe dad

JunkTop
JunkTop

@SniperWish
I know two Au Ra, one is just really shy, the other is her EB who is pretty normal, both are actual women. I am convinced it's purely dudes who somehow get fucked up by that race.
This is why I stick to midlander.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Who are some actual straight white male catboys on Balmung

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Methshot
PLEASE eb me RIGHT NOW but lose the edgy eyepatch

massdebater
massdebater

@Methshot
I meant more the aesthetic of gathering all these different unique swords for their special powers and then maybe having to sacrifice them. Of course losing a really rare one like Masamune would be a raw deal, and I remember some fanmade table top rpg going the route of just having the power of that specific sword exhausted for a while.

@Bidwell
I'm not advocating a 1 to 1 adaption here, user.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Snarelure
being racist

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

What I would do to a chocolate raen right now.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Poker_Star
what do you offer? more importantly,
do you offer it on mateus?

@TalkBomber
@TurtleCat
Real talk one of my best FF14 friends is a roe, nicest guy that I still chat with frequently on discord even though we're not on the same server anymore

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Spazyfool
throw them in the trash where they belong?

Flameblow
Flameblow

Hey !!!!

MPmaster
MPmaster

*breaks hiraganatana on your body*

cum2soon
cum2soon

@massdebater
gathering all these different unique swords for their special powers
Fuck, now I've got some Blade of the Immortal mental images of samurai with weapons just sticking out everywhere.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

*deletes everyone who isn't a cute male character*
I fixed the thread

FastChef
FastChef

@WebTool
kys faggot

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Spazyfool
I would if you were on Mateus.
Also I'd need some help picking out another face glam, user!

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Lord_Tryzalot
A cute flower !

Spamalot
Spamalot

>>190452471
this is bad how exactly?

girlDog
girlDog

@hairygrape
meria...

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Gigastrength
If they think that's sexy, yes. Some dirt can be naughty.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Stark_Naked
a transfer off of mateus for starters

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@girlDog
I'm not meria !

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@cum2soon
I had this idea, when I was trying to bash together a homebrew system for tabletop FF for my friends, of framing the samurai as someone who would collect rare swords and channel their power through a bunch of junk disposable swords that would break constantly under the strain, only risking the unique ones proper under the direst of circumstances when they needed the full power. So you just end up with wandering samurai carrying absolutely absurd amounts of weaponry wherever they go. That thing never did end up going anywhere...

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Sharpcharm
thank you

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Are there decent examples of the Mog Station hairstyles on particular races?

I'd rather not drop actual cash on something I wasn't 100% sold on.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@New_Cliche
Which one you'd like to see?

Emberfire
Emberfire

listening to the Breath of Fire V OST while questing

Suggest some more VGM OSTs that fit. Already burned through SMT: Nocturne, FFT, Vagrant Story and Xenogears.

The Stormblood OST so far isn't really hitting it with me

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Methnerd
Highlander, although I'm considering picking up a fantasia as well.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Emberfire
Breath of Fire V

Illusionz
Illusionz

is it possible to solo level 60 dungeons as a level 70 now?

idontknow
idontknow

when you fail a 97% gathering attempt 4 times in a row

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@SniperWish
Male or female?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@idontknow
Sometimes I hate statistics, and wonder if it would be less annoying if I didn't know the odds.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Emberfire
Etrian Odyssey 3 or 5's soundtracks. 5's works for just about everything

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TalkBomber
Sorry, everyone's really nice and it's super comfy here!

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

What's the most efficient way to make MGP outside of just winning one of the big lotteries? I really want this.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@StrangeWizard
bird racing, also fill out your GS challenge log for a pretty hefty about of MGP every week

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

How do I go about finding Degens on servers such as Cerby and Odin

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@StrangeWizard
I hear chocobo racing's decent, and I think one of the minigames on the chocobo and minion floor is supposed to be the best return for time investment if you can do it properly, but I don't remember which one. Besides that, just make sure you do your mini cactpot and challenges.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Crazy_Nice
everyone on odin is degenerate so just ask for erp from anyone

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Crazy_Nice
You could start by asking here.
What race are you, what are you looking for?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@hairygrape
I actually was trying out flowers this morning, they don't look good on me..

Emberfire
Emberfire

These are your new erp partners.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@StrangeWizard
I don't believe you !

girlDog
girlDog

@Emberfire
sounds good

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Emberfire
Fine by me

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Emberfire
face 4
sideways blowjobs

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Emberfire
I don't erp with mentally unstable lizards so that can't be the case.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Emberfire
Only if it's snuff.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Emberfire
ugly and ugly II

DeathDog
DeathDog

Redpill me on males playing as catboys.
What is their endgame?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@DeathDog
Getting pets.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@DeathDog
getting the dick

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@DeathDog
Well my endgame it's to find another male playing a catboy and eb him, can't speak for the others

askme
askme

@Stark_Naked
it's not even statistics, ffxiv's RNG is just fucking terrible and not normalized. sometimes it works in your favor but ever so rarely it just shits the bed and you get 0 harvests on a 6 use, 99% gather rate

it'll do the same thing in combat, where you wind up getting zero crits on anything that matters for an entire pull

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@DeathDog
Get large waifu

askme
askme

@Soft_member
Where are the cute male characters on odin

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@CouchChiller
How deep do I have to get into the chocobo breeding stuff? It seems complicated but yeah it does look like it pays a lot.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@DeathDog
Become the strongest catbro.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Deadlyinx
It's not that complicated, and there's a calculator you can use to determine what your baby bird might come out as. It's pretty much all dependent on the parents of the birds that are breeding. Having birds with higher stats definitely helps though.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

wtb 1 tank o3s aether a.v.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

log on for the day
immediately see a catboy and a catgirl sitting together on each others LAPS
they were probably whispering cute things into each others ears and having lewd thoughts

Why is this allowed?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

How do I find things that sell for a lot? I need to make a ton of gil

Skullbone
Skullbone

@CouchChiller
Female, if you would!

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@CouchChiller
pst

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

wtb 1 carry o3s aether a.v.

massdebater
massdebater

start drinking out of despair
getting a little fucked, can't really focus that well
run o2s pug as a tank
give the party a vuln stack right off the bat
forget how to position the boss
probably caused other near-wipes
clear first shot
tfw carried by pugs

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Nojokur
Alright. I won my first race, not really sure why I won but, I guess I'm a natural.

Thanks for the advice.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@massdebater
People who drink are the worse.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@StonedTime
Pretty much sorry.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@StonedTime
always thought it was a meme/stupid ass sentiment when people say they play better buzzed
become of legal drinking age
start drinking while i raid
find out it's actually true for me
not that guy, but it actually helps me a lot. relaxes me and helps me focus instead of thinking too much or having my mind wander. coffee and caffeine on the other hand make me play a lot worse.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@StonedTime
people who drink are the worse
I drink like a fish but at least I can spell

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

tfw erping on an alt and I accidently use my main's name.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@kizzmybutt
i love catching alts doing that

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Does Soft have GIRLS

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Stupidasole
Right

Inmate
Inmate

@Nude_Bikergirl
They got insane trannies.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Kiss is handsome af

Nojokur
Nojokur

@PackManBrainlure
pic

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Inmate
I don't believe you

King_Martha
King_Martha

@kizzmybutt
mfw erping a catgirl once
randomly she calls herself Emily instead of the alts current name
tfw forever tramatized that i might have erped with Epperson

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@kizzmybutt
tfw my alt's name is similar enough to my main and nobody ever asks about it

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

hehehehe

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

http://eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/?q=Malady+Presance&worldname=&classjob=&race_tribe=&blog_lang=ja&blog_lang=en&blog_lang=de&blog_lang=fr&order=

What is his end game?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@massdebater
run o2s pug as a tank
give the party a vuln stack right off the bat
forget how to position the boss
probably caused other near-wipes
clear first shot
tfw carried by pugs
start drinking out of despair

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Stupidasole
Cute ! CUTE !!

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@CouchChiller
did he spell his name wrong a bunch of times?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

How do I ERP with people if I'm on a trial account?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Is Emily Epperson a grown man?

Evilember
Evilember

I wish, I wish, I had a moonie EB...
Sunnis are also acceptable...

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Evilember
who dis

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Evilember
accepting a sunni now

Oh how the weak have fallen.

girlDog
girlDog

@Firespawn
dis kiss

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Deadlyinx
Spicy keychain me will ya, well two can play at that game

Inmate
Inmate

@Fuzzy_Logic
/say would be pretty easy if you went to their house, apartment or just whatever area suits your fancy

JunkTop
JunkTop

@CouchChiller
This person is pretty cool to talk to

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Bidwell
run 1-4 with a static as tank for weeks
disbands due to reasons
pug everything for a reset
v3s group is missing a melee dps
why not, my DRG is geared enough and I know the fight well enough
fuck up thorns by running tank side out of habit
twice
res during a gravity wave
die again
kicked after the resulting wipe

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

new jump for dragoons has animation lock
new buff requires the dragoon to take the time out of their day to target someone awkwardly in the middle of a rotation
life of the dragon is pure gibberish
so SE they just gave up because its not a dragoon expansion then?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@King_Martha
user it's not fair if you're just teasing from another server..

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Only reason I want a waifu is because I want a reason to draw copious amounts of cute drawings of our characters together. Also porn

Methnerd
Methnerd

@BlogWobbles
new buff requires the dragoon to take the time out of their day to target someone awkwardly in the middle of a rotation
life of the dragon is pure gibberish
It's almost like you're illiterate and retarded at the same time

Booteefool
Booteefool

@eGremlin
The way I see it, you're teasing from another server !

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Crazy_Nice
not just getting copious amounts of lewd drawings of you and a friend's characters anyway

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Snarelure
THERE'S NO HEART IN THAT!

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Crazy_Nice

needing a waifu for that
not just doing it

Granted, I usually ask permission first

StonedTime
StonedTime

Which grey Moonie should I get a lewd commission of?

Methshot
Methshot

@StonedTime
all of them

Emberburn
Emberburn

I love bun!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@StonedTime
moonie
lame
there's already billions of lewd cat art

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@JunkTop
Im sure you do a lot of talking with them.

farquit
farquit

@StrangeWizard

You have my permission.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Booteefool
cross server EB when

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Gigastrength
Nyo we just chat on a tree

StonedTime
StonedTime

@StrangeWizard
I'm a lonely nerd that needs an outlet for affection

MPmaster
MPmaster

@haveahappyday
Never ever.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Flameblow
Just talking huh? Yeah, I believe it.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@haveahappyday
Why would you want this? It makes the ring useless

Lunatick
Lunatick

@farquit

If you've posted your character in this thread I've probably already saved an image of it.

@StonedTime

Find a chill FC that actually socializes? Easier said than done but still

iluvmen
iluvmen

@happy_sad
There's a whole bunch!

idontknow
idontknow

@Lunatick
Find a chill FC that actually socialize
That's not a waifu. Already got a nice FC anyways

eGremlin
eGremlin

@GoogleCat
Do you have beef with this person?
They're not a super degen or anything

idontknow
idontknow

/vg/thread/190461924#p190461924
/vg/thread/190461924#p190461924
/vg/thread/190461924#p190461924

New Thread

likme
likme

@eGremlin
You poor little innocent child.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@likme
No really

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Lunatick
I feel sorry for you.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Lunatick

I don't post my character very often, I'd be pretty surprised.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Fuzzy_Logic

Ive had a similair experience.

Praetorium
be PLD
tanking ultima weapon because the other tank is a sprout wearing AF gear.
Is standing next to me getting cleaved
ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoing.jpg
ask him why hes standing there
"Im helping you with my cooldowns"
Tell him hes just taking unnecesary damage
"IVE TANKED IN WOW FOR YEARS"

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